Black Ops 3 Zombies - Ultimis Funny Dialogue
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ส.ค. 2020
- A compilation of the funny lines of dialogue that can be said by the original crew in Call of Duty Zombies from the original Black Ops zombies maps (and Black Ops 3 Zombies Chronicles) counterpart.
This video is meant to be a sort of companion piece to my Primis Funny Dialogue video. Like that video, this one required me to play a whole lot of Black Ops 3 Zombies to get the lines I wanted, though thankfully I had played enough of it to have Perkaholics that helped with finding specific lines a lot easier. With all that said, I hope you guys appreciate the hours of work I put into this video and enjoy it thoroughly.
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GUYS HELP DEMPSEY IS IN MY ROOM
tough luck
F
oh god he’s dead now remember kids if you dont get a new gun or you have no ammo with dempsey. well then your fucked and he is going to beat the living hell out of you with a empty gun
Not.... dead... yet
FBI OPEN UP
"LITTLE NIKOLAI? ARE YOU HURT?!"
"ⁿᵒ ᵖᵃᵖᵃ"
*L I T T L E N I K O L A I*
6:19
I can carry this one handed. Guess what will be in the other, Little Nikolai.
Little Nikolai is his ding dong
Bigmangames no shit...
1:16 that’s my favorite running gag on zombies. They made quick revive fish flavored literally every single character hates quick revive 😂😂
Except Takeo. He loves the flavor.
Thst goes accordingly LMFAO
@@jeffukarosta4500 That's cliche
@@kamikaze4172 No one fucking gives a shit.
@@kamikaze4172 bro takoe literally says he likes the flavor. There is quotes from him saying it tastes good.
6:18 that is the greatest line I’ve never heard in zombies 😭😭😭
@random yt gamer can also be used as the laughing emoji
@random yt gamer they both can be used
@random yt gamer I know but I was just answering your question why he or she used it. Some people use it for both
So,
Richtoffen is sexually frustrated,
Nikolai is aloof,
Takeo is funnier than I imagined,
And Dempsey is still as Marine as ever.
Just like the old days
Dempsey isn’t wrong about a lot of things
Dempsey breaks 4th wall
Yes basically
Dempsey is the king of breaking the forth wall
3:00
Best. Quote. Ever.
scheissenein
sounded like he dropped his accent too
8:14 is also hilarious
4:39
Ikr
I love how at 5:58 you can hear Steve Blum cracking up at the line as he says it.
he sounds like hes gonna bust out laughing but he has to stay in character
When he says any that's the part that he is really trying to hold it in
😂
Wonder how many takes it took without him laughing
@@kr1spiez"bust"
2:45 I just imagine Richtofen running away, flailing his arms after he says this.
Why do you make it sound so cute lol
@@Caden. What?
@@Caden. that's kinda cringe that you said there...
One time I was playing der riese with my brother, when I was proning on the camping spot, I imagined Richtofen kicking his feet in the air
Literally my first thought.
6:21 Little Nikolai, are you hurt? “No papa”
🤣🤣🤣
L I T T L E N I K O L A I
I started crying in laughter when I heard this line for the first time.
The way he said "No papa" tho
nO
ᵖᵃᵖᵃ
5:11 me in a nutshell playing bo zombies
All of us in a nutshell, u mean?
I guess that means he just has pretty rotten luck. In Cold War Zombies I rarely get the box to move. Who else is bad at RNG here?
@@oblivionspongebob947 me, since it qualifies as gatcha
Mmmmmm hula girl
Me when I get a Shieva, Drakon or SVG-100
9:35 No fucking way did he actually tap the mic 😭
There vid of him doing it, it's so cool
935
@@Atomix96 PLEASE I CAN'T FIND IT
First of all WHAT MIC AND WHERE DID IT COME FROM
@@Jmcallqe7the mic the voice actor used to record the lines💀
4:48 Bruh ,Dempsey Plan to Rule63 Richthofen
Ay that boy sus
@@oceanman6375 Dempsey looking kinda sus
@@itsrandomglacier2694 definitely sus
@@FrozenFlame1892 really sus
impostor
3:00 Richthofen’s line seems so natural
Nolan north had fun with him
@@themastergluesniffer i remember him as the voice actor for soldier in expiration date
@@FED0RA He also voiced Nathan Drake from Uncharted, David from the last of us, and the Penguin from batman: Arkham series.
"I see one, two thr- oh sh-"
2:04 best line from richthofen
4:39 that’s the first time Takeo made me cry laughing 😂
Same
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
3:12 made me laugh
As a wise man once said;
2:00 “eenie meenie mighty SHOTGUN!” Has to be my favorite Richthofen line
War Vets finding a way to discipline their child:
Same
Are you sure not this 2:07
The only German who appreciated shotguns, compared to his colleagues during World War 1
@@Cr1msnF4dgerTrue...
5:19 I like how Nikolai just turns Scottish half way through this quote
Oh God I can't unhear it
2:05 *RICHTOFEN SOUNDS INTENSFIES*
Laughing every DAMN TIME
Those sounds doh
@@yapyapthedestroyer2562 me in the morning late for school:Richtofen noises
3:00
To be honest he's just going to call the zombies to him
7:41 must be the best Nikolai voice line
8:31 is brutal, and the next one of Nikolai is the best for me
@@TheLeo12010 oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Little Nikolai?! U okaay? Yes papa🤣🤣
I AM WARNING YOU, I AM FLAMMABLE. hehe, pull my finger
8:43 me when I'm 1 hit away from death
6:51 Gets me every time 🤣
8:43 is a hard mood😂
Richtofen is literally the best Ultimis character.
Nikolai's my fave especially, “that stripper must’ve stolen my money”
you mean R-tofen
*Nikolai has joined the chat*
I really can’t decide, their all so cool
They all have their moments imo
8:14 I LIKE IT, I DO NOT KNOW WHY
I read that in a Richthofen voice because it literally sounds like something Richtofen would say
1:03 tell me I wasn't the only one who died laughing when Richtoffen said "YeEss"
5:59 i like how he broke character with the laugh but they still kept it xD
2:28 "my weapon is low on *HoUnOr* "
I mistook it for: "My weapon is low on humour"
2:09 cries in Richtofen sounds
10:03
Richtoffen: Now you can fit into gumball machine. And I could have a piece of you for a quarter. WHO HAS A QUARTER?
Dempsey?
Dempsey: *Monkey sound*
5:48 SUSSY RICTHOFEN
6:02 love how he broke character for a little bit
3:00 when you realise your the last one and you see how much teammates you have down
Like Sans said..
Wanna have a bad time
And then you realise your mega fucked
Yes yes yes true
@@ashtoncarney245 he does have the ray gun though
True
4:40
Character growth
This is all that cold war is missing. Charming characters
"who needs a deadshot daiquiri? what ever tf that is"
Captain Price, Mason, Adler, Woods, The dude from Die Hard, We don't have the OGs, but at least CW has those options compared to Vanguard. *Though, I can't lie, Snoop Dogg was an interesting option😂*
1:10 LMAO I LOVE THAT SO MUCH
Rick is freaking gae
@@Spookiecherry21 it’s pronounced gæ
@@Spookiecherry21 yes
@@calebjones1977 ok
@@Spookiecherry21 i mean, it’s pretty obvious
" I wonder if this will turn richtofen into a hot chick?"
-Tank Dempsey
"Mmmmm Hula girl"
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM HULA GIRL
MmMmM hUlA gUrL
Mmmmm hula girl
Oh Ja it is so big und long dempsey!!
5:19 that line brought back a lot of memories
He sounded scottish as f* when he said that too.
10:03 Richtofen: now you can fit into a gum ball machine
*he said that but then he realizes their are gumball machines on BO3*
I played BO3 and he for the longest time never said the line and i thought they removed the line... then he said it and i was happy lmao
Richtofen is the masochist
Dempsey is the bully
Nikolai is the non serious kid
Takeo is the Asian
schools arent schools without em
No richtofen is the gay kid
@@themastergluesniffer when did he become gay
@@guywhoasked6046 “IT IS SO WET AND SLIPPERY AND JOYFUL HAHA JUST LIKE YOU NIKOLAI”
@@themastergluesniffer hes a masochist, look that up first
@@themastergluesniffer the only thing that makes him gay is him being a nazi
4:24 me talking to myself every day
Ikr
And you're colorblind
Where did all the color go? Why’s there no power? Who am I talking to?
That is me every day.
* in the distance *
WHO'S WHO
3:19 Why did you have to hit me? I called timeout!
5:53 "If I had designed this, it would have sucked, and not blown. Ohoho!" Trust me it gets me sometimes because I get the joke.
Also Richtofen could of just used the wonder weapon in the Tranzit crew map even though it sucks because it breaks.
I need to find some ammunition! (Richtofen Noises) is my favorite
True, those noises though
2:04
@@only1ducc909 heh
I need to find some ammonium (Richtofen noises)
@@The_kerminator those noises though
5:54 Richtofen predicted D.I.E. Shockwave!
jet gun
Yea pretty sure it was the jet gun he possibly predicted
Isnt that Chaos and not Aether?
It does both
@@samirbelica2358 no it’s In the aether
"Without bullets,I'll have to resort to. . . STAHBBING!"
1:50
7:09 bruh since 2010 I thought Nicolai was saying, “pretty & smelly, we in common.”
3:00 best line
4:40 2nd best line
8:14 3rd best line
5:10 4th best line
4:23 5th best line
5:49 gay line
5:52 another gay line
6:05 6th best line
"I see 1, 2, 3.... Oh shit"
the quality of the gun is not as important as a bad motherfucker holding it. hahaha
@@bluelynxworld4748 I see one to thr- oh shit
Lol
That 2nd one is wholesome
I love how Dempsey just breaks the 4th wall way too many times.
2:38 I am warning you I am flammable
Pull my finger 😆 best line I need to use that lol
2:31
9:14 love this line btw.
Its fantastic
1:59 "Eeny meeny mighty SHOTGUN!!!"
Finally someone say that
Indeed
@a there are subtitles too
2:53 3:58 5:48 5:53 8:50 9:14
God, Richtofen is my favorite, I swear, I love him sm😂❤
9:50 "Nikolai Gets Max Ammo, and Max Vodka Too."
Demsey: "Hey player!! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!!
Me: 👁👄👁
When he tells you that you drop the ruffles and find ammunition
Ed Hernandez Silva but what if u have like 100 points...
@@javiermacias3401 knife dem on instakill
Ed Hernandez Silva but what if insta kill won’t spawn
@@javiermacias3401 prone near perk machines or nades
I love how Ultimis Richoften's whole joke is that he's gay.
*yes*
Or probably he is just insane
@@farisfaizzal9825 he is, the mpd
@@farisfaizzal9825 probably why he loves blood
3:05
These guys are a perfect friend group:
Richtofen: The sus one
Dempsey: The one everyone likes
Takeo: The one that is secretly funny and badass
Nikolai: The funny one
Richthofens line at 1:12 gets me every time 😂
3:05 SO WE GONNA LET THIS SLIDE
Pretty much
Pun intended? Has to be.
yes. yes we are.
He did slide though
Richtofen r@#ed Nikolai
4:39 that made me laugh my ass off
True words right there
4:43
9:30 Oh, that was a skill in Dead Rising.
8:23 Fire sale? Fire was way so o overpriced
I’ve never heard the “little Nikolai” line and now that I have my day is much better.
Dude got hit in the nuts
@@Pills__btw nah he just has a tiny version of himself in a pocket.
@@thenateshow4371 or he just carrys a puppet of himself
There are matroyshka dolls on moon aren't there maybe its related to that
Nikolai is referring to his trouser snake dude
8:30 and the one after got me good 😂
"Maybe if walk around like a zombie, they will ignore me?" LMFAOO 9:24
It’s funny how Dempsey just breaks the fourth walls so many times it’s just hilarious
Most of Dempsey's quotes is either bitching to treyarch or threating the player
Or hula gurl
Mmmm hula girl.
Maybe it’ll turn Richthofen to Hula Girl.
Favourite quote from Nikolai 8:15. 7:41 8:00. 8:21. 8:31. 8:43. 0:06. 6:10
Favourite quote from Richthofen 1:34. 3:00. 5:49. 5:53. 9:14 8:50
Favourite quote from takeo quote 4:40
I love how Dempsey is the only sentient one lmao
1:47 & 2:17 - The mindset I wish to see more often, knowing when to improvise!
2:04 - The Reality in matchmaking...
I thought Richtofen said stahping 🤣
JUST LET ME HAVE A TURN WITH THE BOX GUYS PLZ
[Richthofen Sounds] 💀💀💀
Tbh the resorting to stabbing dialogue is the funniest ultimus Richtofen line, in my opinion.
5:52 he talkin about jet gun?? 😂
Joke?
yeah, pretty much
lmao
No the Decompressive isotopic Estrangement Shockwave
The reason why I said jet gun is, because richtofen said if he designed that he would’ve sucked, so maybe he designed the jet gun 😅😂
2:53 it did 😏
Me to...and it's and this describes me right now 😈 3:05
The great thing about 4:34, player waits for him to finish the line before putting a shot down the barrel
1:16 I want an animation for this. 😂😂😂
gacha XD
No. Fu** Gacha
No GACHa. NO GAY GACHA.
well i mean i did say XD implying that i was kidding
@@lonewo1f603 how does "XD" imply its a joke?
That could be like
"Lmao your an orphan now! XD"
as you can see the "XD" Clearly made it a joke!
6:18
nO PaPa
WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE THIS
*ⁿᵒ ᵖᵃᵖᵃ*
Łìttłé Ñìköłàį
The little Thüg
@@nvizl Łìttłé Ñìköłàį
The fact that Richtoffen lost his german accent at 3:00 little bit makes it the best line
"Without bullets, i'll have to resort to... STABBING!" 1:47 my all time favourite
SCHTABBING!
9:14 is my fave
Same
Anybody else afraid of Dempsey now?
Yes 😶😑
No Dempsey is just self aware enough and realizes he keeps going into every map. He probably realizes hes immortal
@@rorya01ok37 if he’s immortal, why did he die in Tag?
@@3Guys1Video cutscenes
@@Sentient-Noodle damn...
2:31 "I'm warning you, I'M FLAMMABLE!!"
**chuckle**
"Pull my finger"
Ok *pulls finger*
8:15 one of my favorite lines
4:12 Nikolai on the moon
This was always one of my favourite Nikolai lines, few breaths left in your life? Sing a little song
Unpopular opinion Ultimis is better than primis
Real
I like how Dempsey breaks the fourth wall so many times and threatens us to come to our living rooms.
2:03 I always gonna love that one XD
sauce?
pfp
(Richthofen sounds)
@@bf4k (More Richtofen sounds)
@@kr1spiez (even more Richtofen sounds)
The people who voiced them must have had a lot of fun
They did. They had great, insanity-driven fun for a decade.
In fact, they had so much fun that at one point Treyarch was like: huh, they seem to be having fun, why don't we have a group recording session for once just to try it out? See what happens?
And they did!
And then Treyarch ended up burning the recording of "maximum fun" and never holding such a meeting ever again. For the safekeeping of any remaining purity in the world.
Fun story told by Nolan North and Steve Blum. Look em up with "retro replay" to hear more of such stories (they are wonderful dudes with awesome stories)
@@scarlettkara2762I can only imagine what was said these guys were already kinda of inappropriate and hilarious while separated that putting them all together was such good idea for comedy stand point but such awful and terrible idea for purpose of clean voice acting.
2:24 WHAT?! that stripper must have stolen my money
8:00 I always through it said “how do you say thank you in Indian”
6:00
Ice staff
“Allow me to introduce myself”
Upgraded ice staff: “allow ME to introduce myself”
D.I.E Shockwave Bullet : Umm... I’ll let you guys handle this... Ima... just go... ok
Air is better
Winter's Howl: *Intense Crying*
Lightning bow: step aside ladys
3:12 made me laugh but Nikolai is still my favorite
I will not explain this obvious world war II joke, otherwise it would make it unfunny
@@aboiofcolor to be honest I don’t think people really want to hear an explanation about the spike trap covered in shit
Its actually takeo
@@johngabriel334 ? I know
4:36
*bOoM*
4:40 - Hearing Takeo say that was so genuinely surprising, my drink went out my nose
1:42 Perfectly Cut Screams with Richtofen.
8:37 When your school gives you a surprise Algebra test and you didn't study for it.
6:27 My Vodka!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
3:04
...
Umm, what has happened between Nikolai and Richtofen?
I think they had ass s- oh god😂
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to.
You know damn well what happened
I think i might know but i really don't wanna guess-
umm... probably will not explain it
4:13 is hands-down the best
So this is what prolonged exposure to 115 does
6:05 Nikolai is MLG pro
8:50 the sound that zombie makes tho
2:04 is my favorite richtofen line
3:00 i would say that
“Where did all the colour go? Why is there no power? Who am I talking to?”
(Heads in the background after that time) “please”
6:18 I remember first hearing this and cracking up so bad.
Nikolai is the only character that always cracks me up 💀
Nikolai: “I’m so happy let’s do the 59”