@@ratedfforfurry7416 Only a newbie should take this shield, Takeo is seasoned veteran! *5 minutes later* I WAS WRONG! I NEED A SHEILD! I NEED A SHEILD!
Dempsey-that friend who constantly makes sarcastic jokes that are somehow always funny. Nikolai-that friend which is almost your best friend but not quite. Richtofen-that friend you are certain has a screw lose. Takeo-that friend you dont really like,but when you are alone with him you discover he is awesome.
Kid: Gets downed 3 teammates: Running from zombies Kid: I HAVE THE RAY GUN I'LL PROTECT YOU JUST REVIVE ME 3 teammates: Try to revive kid Kid: Doesn't use ray gun 3 teammates: Get downed Kid: You should've revived me when you could
“Draw me a map of Stalingrad.” I know Gorod Krovi never happened in this universe but I like to think this was Dempseys revenge for how he yelled at him there
gorod happens in its own universe iirc, each of the maps where they get someone's soul is in their own universe. They called them fracture universes bu i cant remember why.
@@uhnnguhng9216 Because they go back in time, to Der Reise, and kill Ultimus Richtofen, therfore the other Ultimus members are off doing their own thing. Although I think The Giant to Zetsubou happens in the same universe.
6:38 I understand his plight so much, you're good at doing one complex thing without any reason yet when it comes to simple stuff you screw up everytine
In lore they haven’t gone to gorod at all blood was after zetzobo but before gorod they stoped killing other versions and now are focused on stopping Monty
Fun Fact: A lot of the dialogue was improvised. Craig and Jason wrote the backbones for what they want, and just basically let the Crew say what they want that goes with it. Furthermore, during WaW and Black Ops they'd primarily be in the recording booth at separate times. Now they're in separate booth's that are adjacent to each other; where they can hear what each other is saying. "I hate you, Dempsey" was one of the first.
Richtofen: Sterotypical German, is going insane, Horny. Nikolai: Sterotypical Russian, Too many wives, vodka. Takeo:stereotypical 20th japanese, That one kid who tries be funny, honor spirits ancestors. Tank: Stereotypical American, the only one thats actually focused on what they are doing, 4th wall breaker, freakbags. Drawing board 1st: Stereotype 2nd: Behaviour 3nd: Most used voice lines
Exactly why do people think that the video game is not teachers important lessons for example we should always accept gay people cuz they might just f****** kill us
Some of these quotes are different on my screen because my Graphic Content is reduced. An example of this is: Clean: You got domed, maggot-brains! Actual: You got domed, maggot-balls!
Blood of the dead When Dempsey gets a sniper rifle: "Sure just remember to take a breathe. Squeeze, don't pull and oh shit the whole herd is on top of me!"
Pretty sure primis is physically incapable of breaking the fourth wall. I like to imagine after everyone dies Primis Richtofen is just like "Were alive!?!?" And ultimis dempsey is like Duh of course were alive. Then he and everyone else go outside the maps and into the real world and he teaches them about facebook, and takeo brags about how many honourable followers he has.
Can I just say how they knew takeo was an unpopular character and they hit him out the park in bo4 some of the best lines
I always liked how Primis Takeo has a less stereotypical accent while Ultimis sounds like he's straight out of a propaganda cartoon.
@@Calvin_Coolage Ultimis themselves are basically stereotypes where as Primis are the more expanded version.
@@cyr2097 I know, that's what I love about the contrast between them.
@@Calvin_Coolage yeah same.
Reading this then hearing “Takeo always bring the boom! It is why he is so popular... right?” Really hit me in the feels
Love how ultimus is just breaking the fourth wall all the time
Whoever who your talking to PureThunder05 I don’t think they are listening...
“Knock it off Tank, kids play this game”
What’s ultimis?
It's Deadpool all over again
Same dude it just makes everything better
"It is because Takeo is popular......... right?"
Yes Takeo, yes you are.
Lol
Takeo has been made popular
Don’t worry takeo, I like you
I have rarely seen a profile picture fit a comment so well
Yey, me make satanic 666 like
Treyarch really out here callin out treyarch
Forreal lmaoo
@Horrid Gamer I hate how you didn't use the plural of "Treyarch"
@@rkronx9976 I hate how you didnt use a period at the end of your sentence (joking btw)
@@entity5279 I hate how you didn't use an apostrophe for "didn't".
I hate how you commented in a video
"You answered the crawl of duty, _wink wink,_ and you paid the price"
THATS MY LINE:(
Idk if this was a hint of MW2019 or just a coincidence
I don’t get it
@@hibye4096 crawl of duty? Paid the price?
@@bobpoop6076 its referencing the call of duty series and Captain Price.
3:53 The fact that it’s canon that Nikolai has been pegged makes me feel an emotion I didn’t know exist
Confusion
@@gerardwaylover99 *lust
But its also canon he only had 1 wife
yeah makes him alot more relatable
I doubt that it was more than just a side joke
5:50 this may be the best one of them all
Finally someone talks about that and it is
nfuckin illuminati
they left the typo in lmao
nfucking group 935
*f u c k i n g I l l u m i n a t i*
5:14 is my favorite line hands down.
At least he can admit he is wrong
6 minutes later: 5:20
@@Chucky_Martinez 4 years later 5:25
@@ratedfforfurry7416 Only a newbie should take this shield, Takeo is seasoned veteran!
*5 minutes later*
I WAS WRONG! I NEED A SHEILD! I NEED A SHEILD!
Riot shield players
I really appreciate the ongoing golden rod joke
sadly, the joke is over 😥
What? Time stamp
Everyone can appreciate Richtofen's golden rod 😏
@Daniele Martino You will understand it soon young man
5:56 And the award of best typo goes to...
8:15 is unironicaly one of my favorite lines
9:50 is literally the whole BoZ storyline in a nutshell
2:08 I love how he’s so happy saying that
Dempsey-that friend who constantly makes sarcastic jokes that are somehow always funny.
Nikolai-that friend which is almost your best friend but not quite.
Richtofen-that friend you are certain has a screw lose.
Takeo-that friend you dont really like,but when you are alone with him you discover he is awesome.
more like a few loose screws
@@iamazngi9540 More like an entire hardware store’s worth of loose screws
bruh don't act like you have any friends
@@why110 I bet you don't have friends so that's why your taking your anger out on some random person
Richtofen is like that one friend who says extremely gay jokes and occasionally says "just kidding"
I love how they make takeo insecure about his popularity because he's known as the less liked ultimus character
Honor and the emperor
Vodka and wives
Hoora and 4th wall
Gay mad scientis
From all these, honor and emperor are the only that don't bring joy
They made him way better in BO4 though
Can we all agree that by this point every character at this point has just gone completely insane?
Ultimis group is just casually breaking the 4th wall
115
When you probably having gone through the same cycle as much as these four did, yeah, you're about to go insane.
acting like they weren't always insane
115 does that to people!
3:27 it would be funny if guy playing richtofen left or got kicked after Dempsey said that, would trigger another line from him
True
Like “i guess they were listening”
0:00 oh god the kids made this an actual quote, god help us all
"revive me plz i have ray gun" is canon now lol
Kid: Gets downed
3 teammates: Running from zombies
Kid: I HAVE THE RAY GUN I'LL PROTECT YOU JUST REVIVE ME
3 teammates: Try to revive kid
Kid: Doesn't use ray gun
3 teammates: Get downed
Kid: You should've revived me when you could
@AxWielder Sprigz Sounds like you crying.
First 5:07 then 0:51
@@nova_apex9864 thats so annoying just don't revive them unless they use it.
“Draw me a map of Stalingrad.” I know Gorod Krovi never happened in this universe but I like to think this was Dempseys revenge for how he yelled at him there
Sadly it isn't😕
"Draw me a map of Stalingrad."
DRAW ME!!! A MAP OF CHICAGO!!!
gorod happens in its own universe iirc, each of the maps where they get someone's soul is in their own universe. They called them fracture universes bu i cant remember why.
@@uhnnguhng9216 Because they go back in time, to Der Reise, and kill Ultimus Richtofen, therfore the other Ultimus members are off doing their own thing. Although I think The Giant to Zetsubou happens in the same universe.
0:30 _Thank you- Or should I say "origami", brother Takeo!_
I'm done. 💀
0:45 “I am Heavy weapons guy”
"and this-"
*Grabs mini gun*
"Is my weapon."
She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute.
@@quiviknotpotato6806 it cost me $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds
*Laughing* “Oh my god, who touched Sasha?? (Inteligable) WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!!!!”
Some people may outsmart me maybe maybe I have yet to meet one
That can outsmart bullet
At 4:23 keep in mind, Dempsey drank the rainbow coloured elixir. XD
6:38 I understand his plight so much, you're good at doing one complex thing without any reason yet when it comes to simple stuff you screw up everytine
Relatable
7:10 was a callback to a Gorod Krovi interaction between Dempsey and Nikolai 😂
In lore they haven’t gone to gorod at all blood was after zetzobo but before gorod they stoped killing other versions and now are focused on stopping Monty
2:42
I love how self aware Tryarch is about the fact that most kids play their games.
4:10 When you're parents leave you home alone without telling you
Lmao I think im dead 💀
Or 11:07
6:29 I can't fucking believe they referenced the 'Takeo's stand-up comedy' videos. Treyarch was on point with the writing for Ultimis in this game
They've referenced fan works a few times and I absolutely live for it
Fun Fact: A lot of the dialogue was improvised.
Craig and Jason wrote the backbones for what they want, and just basically let the Crew say what they want that goes with it.
Furthermore, during WaW and Black Ops they'd primarily be in the recording booth at separate times. Now they're in separate booth's that are adjacent to each other; where they can hear what each other is saying.
"I hate you, Dempsey" was one of the first.
Nikolai becomes the heavy from tf2 0:50
I did not think of that one😂😂😂
I knew it 😂
Get behind me Richtofen! *minigun unloads*
YATATATATATATA KA-BOOM KA-BOOM!
oh ZHIT!
The first one literally a meme of one guy got downed by zombies and says "Revive me.i have a ray gun"
Its the best zombie meme-drunk Nikolai and 4-wall breaking dempsey
A Japanenius 😂😂😂😂
Man I didn't realize how much I missed Dempsey breaking the 4th wall every 5 seconds
10:24 Even the zombies get the joke
lol
*Samantha
9:47 Takeo turns into Dempsey for a second
Clever
2:17 Treyarch has NO CHILL XDDD
1:46 Okay, I'm laughing out loud. Well done, Richtofen!
1:04 I died the first time I heard this
I like how Richtofen can't help but to insult Dempsey
We aint gonna talk about how his likes is the same as his time stamp
@@carlosacosta1170 bruh I just noticed this
2:44 I am laughing so hard
7:41 it's proof he is truly Russian
"Only a nooby would take this shield. Takeo is a seasoned veteran"
2 seconds later...
"I was wrong. I need a shield. I NEED A SHIELD."
He also says
Ahh this is a task for the brainless.......
Where is Dempsey
Damn.
5:14
First 5:07 then 0:51
2:17 Everyone: Takeo always brings the boom
Takeo: that's why I'm so popular, right?
Everyone: stares back
Takeo: *it's why I'm so popular, right?*
9:40 Takeo is so focused he gets distracted by a fly.
"So why did we send ultimus richtofen by himself to the test site?"
Dempsy hovering his hand over the launch rocket Button "huh? Oh no reason."
2:58
Richtofen sees that Dempsey has schizophrenia and is talking to himself and he is very concerned about him.
2:42 dempseys not wrong, ultimis Dempsey keeps breaking the 4th wall
Especially 2:48
AND 3:27
He gets me every time he does that
10:05 Takeo's Best Nova 6 joke.
3:39 is amazing lmaoo
Richtofen: Sterotypical German, is going insane, Horny.
Nikolai: Sterotypical Russian, Too many wives, vodka.
Takeo:stereotypical 20th japanese, That one kid who tries be funny, honor spirits ancestors.
Tank: Stereotypical American, the only one thats actually focused on what they are doing, 4th wall breaker, freakbags.
Drawing board
1st: Stereotype
2nd: Behaviour
3nd: Most used voice lines
First
Second
Thind
Takeo: takeo don’t need shield. Takeo is seasoned veteran
Also Takeo: 5:20
Takeo just says the most adorable things now
First 5:07 then 0:51
Dempsey loves to break the forth wall in every game
Except Bo2.
5:14 is when Takeo actually made me tear up laughing
0:59 ok this officially makes dempsey best boy
4:24 no one talks about dempsey turning gay
My favorite quote
The quote for people coming out to the gang of Bros
I think he's talking about the zombies, but, I might be wrong...
First 5:07 then 0:51
In black ops 1 on kino if u hold the interact button on the photo of Dempsey and he says it ends “with a happy ending :)”
Hearing Nikolai say "Oorah Freakbag" is the funniest thing to me
4:50
I love how Ultimus is self aware, even going as far as to break the fourth wall
"Why would I stop dringing, 𝙙𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙤? IIT is FUUun!" 8:36
10:05 Love how Takeo sounds so happy for making a joke that works, happy Takeo makes me happy
2:33
Oh damn, thats such a cool touch
2:32
5:25 Since when takeo had a tattoo? 🤔
Confirmed he’s part of the yakuza 👀
2:38 😂😂😂
4:32, was he supposed to say thank you doctor
I don't think so
"I'm stinging in the rain! Just stinging in the rain!- It's too soon I would not know this song." Lol
"I have the raygun, revive me!" Is officially canon
I swear I heard one when they drink one of the elixirs they say they prefer the gum , referring to bo3
I think it's Tak on Blood of the Dead, or Tank. I'm sure it's one of the two.
3:22 subtle Ricky Toffen, very subtle
takeo quotes
0:25
0:36
1:16
1:57
2:06
2:15
3:08
5:14 my personal favorite
6:29
8:25
9:33 Christmas ray
9:41
10:03
10:11
10:57
7:11 call back to gorod krovi when Dempsey asked the same question to Nikolai
7:01 is so satisfying
Yeah wait how is he killing those zombies?
@@snorseburger7381 Not to be rude but I don’t really understand what u said
@@adrianjimenez6167 Guns in BO4 have a hard time killing past like round I don’t even remember because I haven’t played the game in a long time.
@@snorseburger7381 Oh ok I understand
@@snorseburger7381 He packapunched it.
8:01
A vodka a day keeps Richtofen away
9:34 by far my fav
7:04 is just the zombies version of "you're up against the wall, and i, am THE FUCKING WALL"...i am not complaining however
Richtofen was the gay representation we needed, none of that Steven Universe BS.
👏🏼👏🏼
Exactly why do people think that the video game is not teachers important lessons for example we should always accept gay people cuz they might just f****** kill us
Also patrolling the Mojave makes me want a nuclear winter
This coming from an NCR trooper makes me think that's true...
You answered the “crawl” of duty
_vink vink_
UND YOU PAID THE PRICE
Meet the Nikolai 0:50
Bum bum bum bum bumbumbumbumbum
Ultimis : Goofs and Gags
Primis : Men
Aether : Goofs and Men
As much as I think Primis are better charcters, Ultimis is a lot funnier
6:39 wait what? D-did he build the particle accelerator from die maschine
No, he died after tag der toten. Treyarch just pointing out how smart richtofen is but arent able to nail them straight
@@darkspace-void well there is a Samantha maxis in this universe so it’s safe to say there is an Edward Richthofen too
@@FTQuake His soul lives on but not his name
@@darkspace-void
He's now known as Eddie.
@@jeremyjr5507 Ik
3:27 by far the best one
Takeo you're a Japanese genius! A Japanenius!"
Japanenius sounds like some crackhead Pokémon. Takeo is now a Pokémon.
0:45 Nikolais yell was perfectly timed with the death machine
This just begs the question... is Ultimis Richthofen gay??
Iv met a few germans and honestly i think most of them swing both ways hahaha
P e r h a p s
the gaming boss like serious lmao
Yes, I personally think all versions of him are, some just more so than others😂😂😂
He is sure as Jägermeister is part Medicine
Some of these quotes are different on my screen because my Graphic Content is reduced. An example of this is:
Clean: You got domed, maggot-brains!
Actual: You got domed, maggot-balls!
Just seeing that raygun come out of that box at 5:30 made me feel so good.
Blood of the dead
When Dempsey gets a sniper rifle:
"Sure just remember to take a breathe. Squeeze, don't pull and oh shit the whole herd is on top of me!"
That day I lost my golden rod
(GONE SEXUAL)
😂
We can use a doctor like you in the field
✂️
Hows samantha
Takeo always brings the boom! It is why he is so popular…
*right?*
(1:33) it does what it actually sounds like
Richtofen is alot more gay than I thought
Pretty sure primis is physically incapable of breaking the fourth wall. I like to imagine after everyone dies Primis Richtofen is just like "Were alive!?!?" And ultimis dempsey is like Duh of course were alive. Then he and everyone else go outside the maps and into the real world and he teaches them about facebook, and takeo brags about how many honourable followers he has.
Alternate title: Richtofen being mad bc he can’t put one board straight
He's so gay that he can't even nail a board on straight
This is what’s missing from Cold War actual good characters with personality
Strike team! Get out there and do your job!
I like that dempsey can just break the fourth wall and everyone else is just confused.
“Hey dempsey have you tried shouting for your “player friends?”
6:45 he built the particle accelerator in die machine!!!!!!
No because Rick doesn't exist anymore by then
@@Cobblestone8_alt_account yes he does, sam still exists
@@Freaky_Productions Eddie wont be growing up to be richtofen in this universe.
@@darkspace-void He will be. Just not the same ones we know
*5:48* this is now one of my favorite lines
I love how takaeo sounds difrent in his ww2 ouffit
Well, in his ww2 outfits is his older version
All funny/uncomfortable Richtofen lines
1:48
1:53
4:09
4:41
5:49
6:21
6:39
7:23
7:33
9:19
10:29
10:35
10:51
I love how much you're tough and just calls Takio a little s***
10:29 That is an STD Gorrnahrea
9:45
Takeo always focuse- oh! Look! A fly! :D
:D
You know they’re good friends because of all the petty lines
1:48 the unexpected stupidity of this line got me
7:12 is reference to gorod when Dempsey asks a very similar question, and nikolai replies with "draw me map of fucking chicago"
Dempsey: Thank you. Or should i say, "oragami" brother Takeo
Takeo: See i almost just hit you right now-