CoD Zombies Best and Funniest Quotes!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2024
- Here are my personal favourite quotes of the characters from Call of Duty World at War and Black Ops Zombies. Enjoy, and try not to laugh!
Table of Contents:
0:37 - 6:02 = Tank Dempsey
6:03 - 18:48 = Nikolai Belinski
18:50 - 21:50 = Takeo Masaki
21:52 - 32:34 = Dr. Edward Richtofen
32:35 - 33:12 = John F. Kennedy
33:13 - 33:38 = Robert McNamara
33:38 - 35:04 = Richard Nixon
35:05 - 35:37 = Fidel Castro
35:37 - 36:27 = Sarah Michelle Gellar
36:32 - 37:42 = Michael Rooker
37:47 - 39:27 = Robert Englund
39:31 - 40:20 = Danny Trejo
40:25 - 41:32 = Samantha Maxis
Copyright Disclaimer:
All quotes and 'Beauty of Annihilation' by Elena Siegman and Kevin Sherwood used in this video belong completely to Treyarch and Activision. Also, the images I used are property of their creators. All rights go to their respectful owners.
I hate it when Dempsey breaks into my house and kicks the shit out of me
disaster me too
Yooo same he jumped through the fucking window lol and I got a max ammo
Yeah me too, he drinks my mtn dew and eats my Doritos. And then i cant focus then die
ALL HE DID WAS RAID MY FRIDGE!
Every time
"Hey Treyarch, can we get a new objective please?" Dempsey is hilarious
He's breaking the fourth wall every 5 minutes.
Treyarch-no no u cant
I'm 115 like
when does hey say that?
Zach Burton I think at the start of the game
Dempsey breaks the 4th wall like deadpool
exactly
He's waaaaay cooler than deadpool.
I will be done if Dempsey plugs in his insta
“Drop the chips and get me some ammo!”
yanni paras
All four characters break the fourth wall sometimes.
Dempsey: Knows about that he is being controlled by player
Nikolai: Knows about the trickshotting community
Takeo: Has a Facebook page
Rictofen:
Sex expert
+Dr. Nightmare O_O K.
Richtofen knows he's playing a game. "I WIN! ... The power! THE POWER! I WILL CONTROL THEM ALL! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!! But not before we continue the game!"
Dempsey knows his creators (Treyarch) xD
^Richtofen does too... but he calls them the illuminati
I feel like I'm defending him?
JFK caught me off-guard : "Castro is surrounded! Everyone, point and laugh!"
I’d be laughing too
"If I run out of ammo, Im KICKING YOUR ASS, player. Notice I didn't say shooting, cuz I NEED FUCKING AMMO FOR THAT."
i love when dempsey breakes the 4th wall
ikr
mmmmm bacon. ahahaha~dempsy
Dempsey is my new favorite character
"Hey treyarch can we get a new objective please?" GG
+LizzyTheRed Fiske 2:54 (dog round comes in) Dempsey: "HOLY UNDEAD FLESH PUPPIES!!! OW! OW! OWWWW!!!"
Are zey trying to communicate- oh no! Zey are having zex. -Richtofen
He confuses me
LizzyTheRed Fiske
He confuses everyone.
That's why he's funny.
He’s in my head....
what part is thi at wtf
JII060 Gaming 22:30
18:20 Nikolai was a trickshotter. :D
Thanks
@@Shadows_shade 2.0
💀💀💀🤤🤤🐸🤭🤓😘🐒👏😋🤏
dennis şengel why have i never heard that before-
*Commi collateral*
23:16 Richtofen: "there are ghosts in this weapon, AAAAAAA!!!
He screams like a bitch!
AAAAAA!
The Doom Slayer You: AHHHH MOMMMYYY
*Takeo just updated his status* "Just tea-bagged Nikolai lol" *dempsey likes*
*Richtofen Dislikes*
Because he likes Nikolai.
"Wow I keep forgetting to update my Facebook page" 10/10
Almighty Forever when?
5:17
I read this comment as soon as Nikolai said the line
18:50 "NIKORAAAAIIIIIIII" Off to a great start
v2461
"NIKOLAAAAIIIIIIII"*
Daniel Pedersen it’s an accent joke. you know asians, can’t say the letter L.
Diasulci Diasculci
I know, it's just that he actually did pronounce it correctly there.
19:00
Oooh... SHEET!
-Takeo
That’s my favorite quote ever
That's a jojo reference
I REQUIRE MORE MONEY
i like how dempsey talks to treyarch
I wonder what Dempsey would say about treyarch today
GunMaster X11 he would still ask for new objectives
GunMaster X11 DROP THE G FUEL AND GET ME A GOOD ZOMBIES MODE
And the players😂
NIKOLAI: Drunk Zombie killer
Rictoffen: Crazy Doctor
Takeo: Burrets
Dempsey: 4th wall breaker
Wrong, Takeo is HoNoR
i love that Dempsey knows about the player and Treyach
Dr. Edward Richtofen on Gorod Krovi: Dempsey once told me that LMG stands for: Lick my giblets"
LOL
he also says " oh fuck off box" when he gets a sniper
MikromikesCa in revelatations Richtofen say "I once grabbed dempsey and I forced him to tell me what lmg stood for and he said let me go dumbass....... hmmmmmm i didnt know there was a d at the end"
ricktofen: are they trying to cumuncate oh no there having sex XD my favorite part
Liam the dragoborn I see one two thre- oh shit
24:52
Hearing Richtofen wheezing got me wheezing too 💀
2:00
When your whole team is down and you're the only one alive
11:35
When you're trying to clutch through the zombies with said teammates dead
11:35 when you see sans in super smash bros ultimate
(Your reaction)
16:24 that’s my favorite quote from Nikolai
Matthew Ducan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@slxde19 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nikolai: hey guys, I'm gonna get a great weapon from the bo- ahh, fuuuck! Don't worry Nikolai, you're not alone
I love that quote xD
Everytime Nikolai said "Fuck you" after his jokes, I died
34:06 when your friend runs into a hoard of zombies when he’s the last one alive
1:15 ...SNAKE?! What are YOU doing here?!
32:23 When I come back from taking a piss break and I count how many zombies are around me when I un-pause
22:30 OMG I'm dead 😂
Swung Marrow1 lol
The zombies are “eating” each other
Swung Marrow1
rOoKeR
He's talking about the monkeys from Ascension.
4:50 WTF Richtoften
Spartans Gaming LOL🤣🤣
Spartans Gaming
The quote starts between 4:47 and 4:48, not at 4:50.
1:16 Dang, Dempsey breaking the fourth wall
Jaden Rose The Random Thing it’s hilarious when I see a Dempsey sprinting away while saying that xd
My favorite nikolai line is "No power. Just like in my country."
“No power, just like home”
1:03 Multiplayer in a nutshell
22:23 all of Richthofen quotes are hilarious
Because of 4th wife I like pump action best 💀💀💀💀
damn
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Uggghhh my voice is so cringe-worthy in this video xD Anyway how in the living shit has this gotten so many views?! 10K is an awesome milestone, thanks to everyone here! :D
Dempsey, o dempsey
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ...eh fuck you...ZZZZzzzzZZzZ
Alphawolf love your videos
Alphawolf Get a better mic plS
Alphawolf 40k now bro. Congrats!
Dempsey apparently has a Facebook page....
i'm friend requestin him
Richtofen has an MP3 player.
I loved how dempsy acknowledged how your bad when don't have enough points on moon
little Nikolai best crew member
5:18 "damn keep forgetting to update my facebook page"
wait dempsey is a fourth wall breaker
I like how Richthofen makes fun of Dempsey a lot
That's because they both hate each other.
Dempshe did you shteal my ammo?
@@APPLEPIE-fw7tb Edward Richtofen is Deadpool (Nolan North) and Tank Dempsey is Wolverine (Steve Blum)
L S in my eyes, they’re besties 🥺
K TO THE I TO THE A ZOMBITCHH!!
I need to find some ammunition *cry*-1.0 richthofen 23:37
I hear that every 1 minutes in Kino
psycoman 95 AHAHAHA
*richtofen intensities*
27:07
GORESKING that is amazing
My gosh old Richtofen is so perverted. LOL
"hey guys I'm gonna get a great weapon from the bo- ah fuck" every player's reaction to getting shit from the box
That username lol even worse when you get a teddy
I love it when Tank breaks the fourth wall.
I did a try not to laugh 30 seconds in I failed
Heh, Treyarch did a great job with these quotes xD
Well I fucked up in 1 second cuz of all the forth wall breaks
takeo was the only one that kept it pg-13 in the 4
Street Boyz 18:57
I didn't know that Takeo and Nikolai had FaceBook Pages...
"Are Zey trying to communicat- oh no, there having sex..."
I'm dead...
Dempsey also had a Facebook page!
Richtofen: you know I never liked how that little brat never told us how anything works so the secret to win is (untranslatable gibberish) AND THATS HOW YOU WIN :D
23:55 “Now you can fit into a gumball machine. And I can have a piece of you for a quarter. *WHO HAS A QUARTER?!* Dempsey?” I swear, Richtofen is either the most unstable or funny person in the Zombies storyline
13:40 Nikolai impersonation of a gun
He prob sees the barell of the gun as it’s mouth
Literally I laugh almost of all Nikolai's quotes! He is my favorite zombie character! Damn so funny! 😂😂
It's cause he's drunk on vodka XD
Also.
Fun fact: There's an actual vodka named 'Nikolai' which is probably why they made that his name, or why he drinks vodka so much.
"I'll drink to that, hell I'll drink to anything!"
Dempsey is the voice of the community, he takes no shits when telling treyarch to give us something new. 😎
3:46 I was laughing at that then the next quote made me stop
lol, back in the old days of zombies i was just a little kid few years after being a toddler. i would play zombies with my brothers and when i heard richtofens accent we did not know what to call him (we did not know about races or states or his name and all that shit) so we just decided to call him *the gay guy*
That's fucking hilarious
@101789757117673031952 i never found it funny at the time, obviously now im older and i see how fucking stupid it was
Lol mate
It’s funny because it’s true 😂😂😂
NSJDODNEISJSJAO-
Me and my friends called him the same thing back then, what the-
are they trying to communica-oh no they're having sex. lmao
27:07 "''cause you're a little shit..." XD
The quote at 4:00 was the funniest for me
HEY ZOMBIES STICK AROUND!!! get it????? Stick around.... Like sticky bomb.... FUCK YOU - Nikolai
Why I love Nikolai's quotes, even when he is talking about his wives.
+TheRealMoch Yeh ah, first it takes my money, then it disapears. Just like 4th wife.
Read that in Nikolai's voice.
28:05🤣😂🤣😂😂richtofens getting kinky
😳
Unfortunately, everyone in Five and Call of the Dead are dead. Well, except for McNamara and Sarah Michelle Gellar.
It was the pentagon thief that killed JFK...knew it all along
Sarah is stuck in an infinite loop of death.
Freedom Bell Yup. Also, she killed both Brock and Gary in Shangri-La with the spikes. Lol.
Actually there's a timeline where all of the five crew survive
Emperor what you did in Episode 3 was just a dick move man
I hope tank shows up in my living room
You and him are gonna have a talk about your ammunition problems.
Agree
L S *tank pulls out a gun*
Dempsey: Has trust issues with Nikolai and Richtoffen and knows he is being controlled by the player. (Also enjoys listening to his smartphone when there are no zombies in sight)
Nikolai: Is obsessed with Vodka, talking about Vodka, talking about his exes. (Also enjoys saying "FUCK YOU!")
Takeo: Has a Facebook page. (Also doesn't have much to say about the other three)
Richtoffen: Loves to make jokes and insult the group (Also is obsessed with science, medicine and being a sadist)
Kennedy and Nixon: Have trust issues with Fidel (Also are obsessed with politics)
Fidel Castro: Talks about the Cuban Missile Crisis and Kennedy's assassination (Also, just like Richtoffen, is a sadist)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (AKA Buffy): Enjoys killing zombies and kicking poor Robert Englund (AKA Freddy Kreuger) in the face.
Michael Rooker: Enjoys talking about how he's been "praying for the zombie apocalypse" (Also sucks at hand-to-hand combat and stars as Harper in Black Ops II)
Danny Trejo: Prefers to use blades instead of bullets. (Is also a dick to Robert Englund (AKA Freddy Kreuger)
Robert Englund (AKA Freddy Kreuger): Hates zombies and wants to go home. (Also has a broken nose)
George A. Romero: Says he did research for a WWII film. (Also, was kidnapped by zombies and later became a zombie)
Tyler Schwartz 10/10
36:00 "First one to make a joke about jugs, gets slapped in the face"
29:55 - that tone transition though
"Now get ur finger out of mine" tf was Richthofen "experimenting on"
Damn i forgot got to update my Facebook page- Takeo
wtf xD
They all have facebook
LizzyTheRed Fiske not rictofin
17:04 “I can brake forceField WITH RUSSIAN HEADSTRIKE! *UGH!! UGH!!* ....
Oh shit.... *toot* bad idea.......
7:11 when babies first time looking at the dogs
Dempsey: with each 4th wall break I grow stronger you cowards will never stop me
They say it in nikolais voice
I love how nikolai says fuck you after he makes a joke XD
Three minutes in and Demsty is already breaking the fouth wall
*dempsey
Dempsy: really, power in a temple trearch really. Dempsy breaks the fourth wall more than deadpool does.
And then curses at the player
24:10 I love this
BlazeStorm they’re literally bestie goals, i-
@@arilution // Steve Blum and Nolan North? ...or Richtofen and Dempsey... Bc the latter pair wants to throttle each other on a second to second basis. Like, full-on windpipe crushing throttling.
Throttling is bestie goals?
11:36 when I forgot to turn in my homework
Felt that.😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
21:52
DO YOU LIKE MY GREEN GLOWING BALLS!
I fucking will always remember that
22:06
The WiFi password is...
1:03 what we have to deal nowadays in cod
True.
18:22, *play on one sensitivity then nikolai*
I love it how childish they are 😭
10:03 😂😂😂😂😂
Nikolai has the funniest quotes :D
41:18 ring around the Rosie pockets full of POOISSEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
What a quote
I’ve heard 19:02 a million times
“Maybe takeo is a zombie. How would we tell?”
I’m dying
11:35
Me when there's a hord of zombies and my teammates are down
Oh shit
Fukin 27:08 hed me dyng
Fear the nova 6 Crawlers you spelt one word right
Wheezze figt meh
You are gey ha get it ha ha...fuck you
"I'll tear out your cottony guts for this, bear!"
23:19 Sounds like Homer screaming
It must have been so fun recording all these lines. Richthofen sounds like he could be played by Peter Sellers or Spike Milligan.
"Wheee!- I mean..OH SHIT!!"
I love Ultimis Nikolai 😂👌
(BONUS: Nolan North..I cannot hear anyone else voice Richtofen because he did his voice so damn well)
Hey what happened to the"I like it rough,but not that rough!" Quote from kino?
Eh, trawling through hours upon hours of character quotes is quite mentally exhausting, sometimes I miss things : )
Ohh sorry:(its cuz I thought you got the quotes from game files.It was still a very good video,it made me laugh.
Im surfing thru nikolais quotes trying to find "little nikolai?!? Are you hurt?!? _no_ hA hA
"GRAB THE LITTLE FURRY ****BAG" - tank Dempsey
If you continue to refuse to clean up your mess, I will speak to your mother...
22:00 im crying
Zach Burton to the Shicfhsbsbsbsbshxhshdhdhsbeb that’s how you win
So ze secret to survive is zbzbzczbzjzbsidubridbd AND YOU WIIIN! :3
Dempsey=Deadpool ×100 (Breaks fourth wall even more)
Nikolai is also mlg XD
yuuuup
"Hi takeo, yah how you doing? see all the puke that we're picking up, not saying thank you? Cuz you're a little shit." -Richtofen 👌perfect
"those things look worse then you in 40 years castro"
I love how Takkeo goes from aggressive to batshit crazy
“I don’t know who the fuck Ray is, but his gun RIPS!” Dempsey did the “who is nobody and what did they ask” type meme long before it was even a concept to us mortals
19:48 Omg those primis Takeo screams have me dead lmfao
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT -Nikolai Belinski