You should have taken out the tumaaaahs when you had the chance. I think there was permanent damage to your frontal lobe leading to you being unable to focus on what's important: the movies.
If the reason why Tim was crying during On Cinema S1 E3 was because of his diagnosis, then Tim has basically established that his character has had brain damage since the beginning of the show.
To me this sounds like Chronic Nocturnal Emissions, and possibly Irritable Semen Syndrome. He needs to go to Paul Child's Children's Hospital, and not some hack doctor in LA
It’s always heartbreaking to go back to this era. It makes me remember how worried I was for Tim’s health, so incredibly glad he’s still with us today... #Timhead
hey, at least acknowledge how lovely it is that Gregg, a man dedicated to movies and movies alone, shows so much concern for his ailing friend... I think he deserves some credit here.
The "accidental" greenscreen-glow encompassing everything's edges is so spot on for low-production projects that I almost wonder if it was something they planned, or if they just decided not to fix it because it adds to the whole aesthetic
I have to say I've been watching a lot of these movies that Tim and Gregg have been giving 4 and 5 bags of popcorn and a lot of them I haven't been as good as I thought they would based on the guys' reviews.
jimberkt well they pretty much rate everything 4 or 5 bags, so obviously their rating system is flawed, unlike Gregg’s catalog system he uses for his tape archive.
I love it when he accidentally pronounces the name correctly on the first try, but he still goes through the motions of the bit. "John Favreau... John Favreau? John FavREAU."
I love how Tim makes sure his eyes always look angry, bored, or angry and bored. It's a subtle thing, making him appear jerky and unwelcoming, and it really works! Seriously! It's hilarious.
It's sad to see that Tim didn't actually promote Gregg to cohost like he'd agreed in the Oscar special, but we completely understand. Gregg's insubordination was out of control, even this far back.
Idk if he intentionally displayed the subtle signs that he was beginning to lose it, but if he did I cant believe this project hasn't garnered as much attention as it should.
As a drocter, I took the liberty of assessing what exactly makes a Tranghead and a Gorghead, check itout: Phase 1: 10-20 episodes in; You are curious because you know Tim Heidecker is funny, but you’ve never seen him outside of Tim & Eric before. You also have no idea who this unsightly Gregg character is. You start to pick and choose throughout the seasons of episodes where they review some of your favorite films that you know. You skip the ones you don’t know because why would anyone want to watch a review of something they don’t care about. Phase 2: 20-40 episodes in; You’ve settled into the format and start to become comfortable with Gregg. The episodes so far have been funny, but not laugh out loud shit your pants funny. You continue watching because now you’ve realized it’s a quick and enjoyable way to kill 5-10 minutes. Plus you love movies. Phase 3: 40-60 episodes in; Alright, now the show is starting to get funnier and funnier by the minute. You have seen enough now to start to pick up on all the subtle recurring jokes that weren’t funny back in Phase One. You aren’t a total Gregghead or Timhead yet, but you’re getting there. You’ve started to realize that every single idea Tim has is destined to get someone hurt or killed. You might be ready to watch the full highlights of “The Trial”, but if not definitely will be in the next phase. Phase 4: 60-80 episodes in; You suddenly burst in a fit of giggles at the slightest things these people say. From “Hey Guys” to Tim’s name mispronunciations, this show is becoming the best thing to ever happen to you. You are now mentally dedicated to finishing the entire 110 episode series and then some. You might have even gone back and rewatched a few just to fill yourself in on the storyline. Chances are, you’ve randomly selected an episode where Tim is maimed or beaten beyond words and you want to go back and see the slow progression of what got him there. Also, by this phase, you HATE Dr. San. Phase 5: 80-100 episodes in; You have subconsciously begun rating almost everything you see in life on the “5 Bags of Popcorn” scale, even things that don’t have to do with cinema. For myself in this phase, I began rating cars and houses I’d see as “5 Bags of Popcorn” if I really liked them. It just happened automatically. You may be reading this in Phase One and think “that will never happen to me”, but don’t kid yourself, accept it. Depression of the realization that you will soon be out of fresh, never before seen episodes starts to haunt you. You try to stop as to leave some for the future, but you eagerly devour them daily until the final phase sets in. Final Phase: All 110 episodes viewed; Prayers for a full 12th season begin to run through your mind. Memories of all the times Tim yelled or Gregg did a popcorn classic spring into your mind throughout the day to give you a hearty chuckle. The 1,000+ inside jokes are now easy to spot. You are a total Gregghead or Timhead and you feel absolutely included in the On Cinema At The Cinema family. You can’t think of the films Star Trek IV or Oh God! without splitting a side. You develop your own personal “favorite running gag” to comment on or discuss with others in the “family”. Mine being how every episode spans from 5-15 minutes long yet they are ALWAYS concerned about “if they have enough time left” for Gregg’s segments when there is clearly no time limit at all. Welcome to the family! FORYOURHEALGTH!
Thanks guys. surgery not necessary at this point!
Tim Heidecker glad you are doing well
😍
little did he know..
Im glad you know longer have to wear a helmet?
You should have taken out the tumaaaahs when you had the chance. I think there was permanent damage to your frontal lobe leading to you being unable to focus on what's important: the movies.
"I don't have a tumor, but I still enjoyed this movie."
very close
They way Tim so casually delivers the information that he has blood clots is mind blowingly funny
If the reason why Tim was crying during On Cinema S1 E3 was because of his diagnosis, then Tim has basically established that his character has had brain damage since the beginning of the show.
Great Job
"Side effects with Steven Soda... oh I was going to say Steve Martin"
I love how he's not even close either way
"see a better doctor, it sounds like you're going to a vet"
ok..
..none of your business.
To me this sounds like Chronic Nocturnal Emissions, and possibly Irritable Semen Syndrome. He needs to go to Paul Child's Children's Hospital, and not some hack doctor in LA
Vets are smarter than human doctors..
@@elonmust7470 Are you saying vets aren't human? your unamerican!
one of the original funny ladies of cinema right now
Much more original and funny than the new funny ladies.
"So we've all been down this road before, we've gotten our identities stolen" - T. Heidecker
"he's made a lot of great movies...this isn't one of them" hahahaha you have to love Gregg!
Greg is the glue that keeps me from killing myself
Still top 10, though
god the funniest recurring bit is Gregg calling every movie a horror
It'll definitely fill the couple hours that it takes to watch the movie.
And that's why cinema is this artform that we love.
If you got nothing better to do.
jude law... from jude law
I loved him in Jude Law
Judd Law is amazing
The great jude law, right
popcorn classics music is always so loud
@@llortduck they are gonna turn it down for sure. They are working in the re-release as we speak.
@@baygulmusicdid they ever rerelease with better mixing on the music? I like to watch before I fall asleep and the intro always wakes me up lol
It’s always heartbreaking to go back to this era. It makes me remember how worried I was for Tim’s health, so incredibly glad he’s still with us today... #Timhead
hey, at least acknowledge how lovely it is that Gregg, a man dedicated to movies and movies alone, shows so much concern for his ailing friend... I think he deserves some credit here.
He had us all really vulnerable at the time. Hard to go back go "the dark times".
@@timaeustestified3951Guest on his show, not a friend.
6:17 Tim trying not to piss himself laughing at Greggs “top ten” remark
3:35 "Commissioner Gordon." Gets me every freaking time lol
Directed by Commissioner Seth Gordon, and don’t forget, starring Jason Batman
I feel that Gregg Turkington will be this generation's Roger Ebert. He has a wonderful rapport with Tim that is just a pleasure to take in.
Which he was, so I agree.
"It'll definitely fill the couple hours it takes to watch the movie."
I can't afford movie theater prices so these popcorn classics are life-savers. Keep it up, guys!
Gregg should be in every episode. I've seen 15 of these and he was only in most or all of them.
jason batman
Commissioner Gordon
@@dholmestar he did doing what he did
Love those prescription medication stories. One of my favourite movie genres and literary themes in general.
"Jude Law from... (shrugs)... from Jude Law."- Tim
+John Short the GREAT jude law
The "accidental" greenscreen-glow encompassing everything's edges is so spot on for low-production projects that I almost wonder if it was something they planned, or if they just decided not to fix it because it adds to the whole aesthetic
They're not really at the cinema?
100% planned Tim is a genius
It's hard to tell when watching on the phone but very obvious on a larger screen
@@biggiesmartypants Not this season. Just one row of seats in front of a screen.
"I don't have a tumor but I loved the movie."
“How do you choose not to have a tumor removed?” The way Greg delivers this line, god how do they keep straight faces
Multiple takes.
"A prescription medication story."
I've rewatched the On Cinema franchise more than any other media full stop
I love how Gregg a NEVER gives 6 buckets but always circumvents it by adding something else on the end.
"I recommend it - I mean, if you've got nothing better to do." - Steve Martin's agent before filming A Simple Twist of Fate (ASToF)
It is great to see early work of Gregg Turkington, star of Ant Man movie franchise.
".. And pay a fortune to go out and see the dumb movies."
My head exploded you know they cut it so fast because somebody exploded laughing
"we'll be talking about steve martin a little bit later today!"
"....okay....."
Do you think Gregg kept calling the blood clot a "tumor" just so the viewers would all yell "IT'S NOT A TUMA!" at their computer screens?
Steven Ciderburg directed Channan Tatum and Marah Rooney and Judd...Jude Law from Jude Law.
Lol
6 bags and 2 ba .. sodas
He was great in Jude Law.
“Sounds like you’re going to a vet” classic line from Greg LOL
Can't believe you have been able to get Gregg on again. Congratulations
I haven’t really gotten the appeal of this show, but this is the episode that broke me, “drugs, the prescription kind, not coke or grass” LOL
Commissioner Gordon....starring Jason Batman
I have to say I've been watching a lot of these movies that Tim and Gregg have been giving 4 and 5 bags of popcorn and a lot of them I haven't been as good as I thought they would based on the guys' reviews.
jimberkt well they pretty much rate everything 4 or 5 bags, so obviously their rating system is flawed, unlike Gregg’s catalog system he uses for his tape archive.
@@BAGAKOOS that's a really good system, one of the best. I give it three bags of popcorn and a pack of tape
@@BAGAKOOS gregg is qualified to archive things, movies for instance
I've always thought of Tim as a modern day Lucille Ball
I love it when he accidentally pronounces the name correctly on the first try, but he still goes through the motions of the bit. "John Favreau... John Favreau? John FavREAU."
"So, we've all been down this road before, we've all had our identitie's stolen, and..." hahahahahahaha
Gregg’s film comparisons are ALWAYS spot on
Get well soon, Tim. We're all rooting for you.
It's nat a tooma.
"Get another doctor" fucking killed me
haha the only time these guys give a bad review is when they are trying to stick it to the host or guest
Gregg holding back a laugh at 1:32. "...from jude law."
"You should see a better doctor. Sounds like you are going to a vet"
If you want a definition of "damning with faint praise," Gregg's review of "A Simple Twist of Fate" is it.
Tim’s face when Gregg rates A Simple Twist of Fate in Steve Martin’s Top Ten.
"This movie sucks. It's garbage."
"How would you rate it?"
"Number three."
I love how Tim makes sure his eyes always look angry, bored, or angry and bored. It's a subtle thing, making him appear jerky and unwelcoming, and it really works! Seriously! It's hilarious.
He comes off as the biggest dick alive. Especially later on. No easy task. It’s endearing!
This show gets more beautiful every episode
Starting off seasons 2 with a star studded guest
"He's made a lot of great movies, this isn't one of them."
So glad that Side Effects was a one time thing, I’m sure there won’t be anything related to drug addiction in the future of this show!
Careful: lower the volume before the trumpets come in for the popcorn classics segment
At least you don't have pools of blood in your stomach
+juicedup14 it worked for bill phlemn
not like you'd know without a dip test
It's sad to see that Tim didn't actually promote Gregg to cohost like he'd agreed in the Oscar special, but we completely understand. Gregg's insubordination was out of control, even this far back.
Remember everybody: for only a quarter, you can start stockpiling those films
Tim's right, this is the first identity theft film i've seen in a while even though its such a common part of life
Gregg is looking healthy!
Really nailed that intro Tim.
"..none of your business" haha
Jude Law from Jude Law
“ none of your business “
thanks for coming back Gregg
Get well Tim. Thoughts and prayers are with you. xoxoxox
"A prescription medication story about a women who abuses drugs, the prescription kind not coke and graass."
Idk if he intentionally displayed the subtle signs that he was beginning to lose it, but if he did I cant believe this project hasn't garnered as much attention as it should.
We nice to have Gregg back so we can get the point of view of someone without a brain tumor. Such a unique perspective
I like both when people quote Arnold non-ironically and ironically and this was somewhere inbetween, Great Job!
Greggs facial expressions kill me
he has no respect for this thing
“and do that whole jazz”
6:15 tim trying not to laugh hahaha
I noticed that... so good. It was because Tim didn't expect Greg to say one of Steve Martins lesser films would be in his top ten lol so good
04:33 Tim trying so hard to keep it together.
The commissioner Gordon Jason Batman part was S tier
Saludos desde Viña del Mar V Región. Chile
The commissioner Gordon joke followed by announcing Jason Bateman as "Jason Batman" is great
Thank you, Thing X!
Welcome back Tim and Gregg! Great show.I give it two thumbs up and a shit load of popcorn!
As a drocter, I took the liberty of assessing what exactly makes a Tranghead and a Gorghead, check itout:
Phase 1: 10-20 episodes in; You are curious because you know Tim Heidecker is funny, but you’ve never seen him outside of Tim & Eric before. You also have no idea who this unsightly Gregg character is. You start to pick and choose throughout the seasons of episodes where they review some of your favorite films that you know. You skip the ones you don’t know because why would anyone want to watch a review of something they don’t care about.
Phase 2: 20-40 episodes in; You’ve settled into the format and start to become comfortable with Gregg. The episodes so far have been funny, but not laugh out loud shit your pants funny. You continue watching because now you’ve realized it’s a quick and enjoyable way to kill 5-10 minutes. Plus you love movies.
Phase 3: 40-60 episodes in; Alright, now the show is starting to get funnier and funnier by the minute. You have seen enough now to start to pick up on all the subtle recurring jokes that weren’t funny back in Phase One. You aren’t a total Gregghead or Timhead yet, but you’re getting there. You’ve started to realize that every single idea Tim has is destined to get someone hurt or killed. You might be ready to watch the full highlights of “The Trial”, but if not definitely will be in the next phase.
Phase 4: 60-80 episodes in; You suddenly burst in a fit of giggles at the slightest things these people say. From “Hey Guys” to Tim’s name mispronunciations, this show is becoming the best thing to ever happen to you. You are now mentally dedicated to finishing the entire 110 episode series and then some. You might have even gone back and rewatched a few just to fill yourself in on the storyline. Chances are, you’ve randomly selected an episode where Tim is maimed or beaten beyond words and you want to go back and see the slow progression of what got him there. Also, by this phase, you HATE Dr. San.
Phase 5: 80-100 episodes in; You have subconsciously begun rating almost everything you see in life on the “5 Bags of Popcorn” scale, even things that don’t have to do with cinema. For myself in this phase, I began rating cars and houses I’d see as “5 Bags of Popcorn” if I really liked them. It just happened automatically. You may be reading this in Phase One and think “that will never happen to me”, but don’t kid yourself, accept it. Depression of the realization that you will soon be out of fresh, never before seen episodes starts to haunt you. You try to stop as to leave some for the future, but you eagerly devour them daily until the final phase sets in.
Final Phase: All 110 episodes viewed; Prayers for a full 12th season begin to run through your mind. Memories of all the times Tim yelled or Gregg did a popcorn classic spring into your mind throughout the day to give you a hearty chuckle. The 1,000+ inside jokes are now easy to spot. You are a total Gregghead or Timhead and you feel absolutely included in the On Cinema At The Cinema family. You can’t think of the films Star Trek IV or Oh God! without splitting a side. You develop your own personal “favorite running gag” to comment on or discuss with others in the “family”. Mine being how every episode spans from 5-15 minutes long yet they are ALWAYS concerned about “if they have enough time left” for Gregg’s segments when there is clearly no time limit at all. Welcome to the family!
FORYOURHEALGTH!
IT WILL DEFINITELY FILL THE 2 HOURS THAT IT WILL TAKE TO WATCH THE MOVIE?
Starring Jason Batman
Where can I send my letter to, to ask for more Greg Turkington?
Lol “Jude Law from…Jude Law”.
"Do you operate or not?" I hear you, Tim, that's a tough call.
I think Gregg is extremely well represented on the show. Even if Tim named him co-host, he'd just want more. Classic Gregg.
hate how loud it gets for no reason
Their bad chemistry is amazing.
"get a babysitter and spend a fortune going to the dumb movies"
Popcorn Classics is my favorite part of the show, and the theme music for it is great. If anything, I would like the music to be even louder!!
So sad, Tim PROMISED to make Gregg co-host
feel better tim hang in there
I wonder if Tim's doctor even back then was Dr. San
I give this episode 5 bags of popcorn and an early reading primer for Tim. Get well Tim.
Gregg can keep his get well card. It's really not any of his business.
Yes! Gregg got my card!!
Do the sodas say “hot fish”? Lol