I think i have never laughed more in StephenPlays than when Hayley, distressed, goes to Alex "Then how much toliet paper do you think we go through?" 11:00-11:09
13:34 Most romantic time of the year--"fire season in california" for Hayley At first i thought it was a shitpost answer but then I remembered the vlog where she got engaged had a giant SoCal wildfire in the background awwwwwwww!
Memorable moments 4:00-4:30 The voice crack is what sealed your loss Mal. 8:36-13:00 I have a family of 7 and I am not sure we even use 6 rolls of toilet paper in a week.
To Dan's credit, there technically are more than three Stooges. Larry and Moe are always in it, but the third one has swapped between Shemp, Curly, Joe, and a different Curly.
Mallory's "Poker Face" reminds me of this quote: “God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, _and who smiles all the time.”_ ― Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
11:36 In Dan’s defense, there were actually six stooges. But also, he didn’t know the question, sooooo… 14:01 Also, have you seen any Hallmark movies?? There are TONS of Christmas movies there.
I guess it says something about the amount of cocoa powder Dan puts in his milk when he describes it as _eating_ chocolate milk, lol. Hey, I'm the same way, though.
fun fact: there are 6 stooges total, just never more than 3 at a time. Moe, Larry, and Curly are the ones most people know, but then there's Shemp (who was there when Curly's actor died) and Curly Joe was there for just a few comparatively after the death of Shemp's actor. ... i used to watch a 3 Stooges thing that included trivia about it with my dad and little sister. It was neat
I love how Stephen's just so worn down he now simply accepts Dan's ridiculous outro's now. Stephens just like: Thumbs up "die!" This is merely Progress for Dantakeover soon to be DanPlays in the Daniverse quadrant 6
There is Moe, Larry, Shemp (the original Stooges), Curly, Joe, and Curly Joe Everyone thinks that Curly is the original stooge but they are wrong, it's Shemp So there is 6 Stooges
There are five stooges actually. Larry Fine, Moe Howard, and Curly Howard are the three most well known ones. The other two are Shemp Howard (Curly and Moe's brother) and Curly Joe.
I feel for alex so hard, i did a similar thing on that question before more so to call out a roommate and people would not get behind my reasoning lmao
Or the raise your hand if you stole a lunch, I accidentally grabbed my friends lunch and we both were like ‘wut’ and we both were like ‘yeah he has mine’
I mean there are technically four Stooges I think, it's just that one of the original three left the show and the replacement was one of the well-known three we know of today.
Depending on the reason he has IBS, he might want to look into probiotics/yogurt. He may just have a bad gut biome that's causing problems. That said, I'm not a doctor, so if his doctor doesn't have any advice for how to treat it, then I guess it was considered and wouldn't help.
15:47 - 16:14 possibly as a Memorable Moment, but it's not as funny as the usual ones. I just really like his voice there. And of course, 17:23 - 17:50
I knew Mau was the faker for the last round for the text because she was just sitting there smiling at the camera and no one bothered to look at her and see it.
Maybe I have some kind of medical condition, but how is 4 rolls of tp a week for 2 people considered normal? Most occasions require a maximum of 20 squares. At least in my experience. 4 rolls is 2000 squares
I don't understand how one person goes through a roll of toilet paper in a week sans medical condition... Here's maybe some TMI Toilet Paper Math: I use 2-ply toilet paper. According to the internet, the average roll of 2-ply toilet paper has 500 squares. I use, at most, 8 squares per bathroom trip. I use the bathroom, at most, 6 times a day. That figures out to be 336 square in one week at my maximum. And that's assuming all of my bathroom trips are in my home bathroom. Most of my bathroom trips are not at home. So really, my maximum single-person in-house toilet paper usage is more like 168 squares/week, or just under 3 weeks per roll of toilet paper.
Right. And for guys (I'm male), it's only required for one of the two typical actions. Even if you decide to go crazy and use it for the other, that's a 1 square situation.
"Don't eat so much chocolate milk as you want to right now."
-Dan
"Aww."
-Dan in response to Dan
Ha that’s good! Also eat chocolate milk? Not drink it?
I love it
@@happypasta6 Put it in the freezer and have a chocolate milk slushie.
Dan's bit at the end with the milk is comedy gold because he told his future self to set up a joke
I actually LOLed
I think i have never laughed more in StephenPlays than when Hayley, distressed, goes to Alex "Then how much toliet paper do you think we go through?" 11:00-11:09
HOLY SHIT.
@@jordanroman841 ...I mean with that much toilet paper, they would have to be holy shits xD
The little thing Dan put at the end was amazing
13:34 Most romantic time of the year--"fire season in california" for Hayley
At first i thought it was a shitpost answer but then I remembered the vlog where she got engaged had a giant SoCal wildfire in the background awwwwwwww!
Memorable moments
4:00-4:30 The voice crack is what sealed your loss Mal.
8:36-13:00 I have a family of 7 and I am not sure we even use 6 rolls of toilet paper in a week.
It depends on how many pieces of toilet paper you use every time you use the toilet. Also depends on whether you have gut trouble or not.
TheJDSgames true, I did not consider gut problems.
17:28 - 17:50 has to be a memorable moment
Wish Stephen pointed that out in the description or in the video because I nearly missed it.
15:16 - 15:35 aww. Mal and Stephen are so cute. Stephen does have a nice singing voice
To be fair, there was 5 Stooges within the 3 Stooges.
Larry, Curly, Moe, Shep, and Joe.
There was also Curly Joe
7:04 “What’s a date?” If anybody has an answer, let me know too please
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I'm pretty sure it's a fruit. I've personally never cried while eating one.
YOM2 The fruit can't be what Dan meant though!
YOM2 No, no, it’s how you determine a day on a calendar. I’ve cried on a lot of those. 😅
The ending made this video! Great job Dan!
To Dan's credit, there technically are more than three Stooges. Larry and Moe are always in it, but the third one has swapped between Shemp, Curly, Joe, and a different Curly.
*video ends on editor Dan*
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Number Pressure has to be one of my favourite type of round! Hayley being 2 feet tall and Alex with 6 toilet paper rolls per week was hilarious.
DanEdits is the best thing to happen to StephenPlays in a long time.
17:28 - 17:50 for memorable moments Chocolate Milk Foresight.
the last 20 seconds were hilarious
Mallory's "Poker Face" reminds me of this quote:
“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, _and who smiles all the time.”_
― Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
Everything about Dan this episode was massively adorbs!
Hailey: how much toilet paper should I buy
Alex: YES
11:36 In Dan’s defense, there were actually six stooges. But also, he didn’t know the question, sooooo…
14:01 Also, have you seen any Hallmark movies?? There are TONS of Christmas movies there.
To be fair, there have been six Stooges in total.
Dan is the best.
Great video Jim
Loved the ending. Dan's editing is so good.
I guess it says something about the amount of cocoa powder Dan puts in his milk when he describes it as _eating_ chocolate milk, lol. Hey, I'm the same way, though.
15:21 - 15:48 Memorable Moment - Lindsey loves Seth MacFarlane’s singing voice 😂
Stephen and Friends + Jackbox = awesome moments
I'm dying at that ending! Poor Dan! 🤣
@17:30
#MemorableMoment
Talking to your future self.
May be a minor detail, but the "Haylstorm" nickname is top-notch.
Gotta credit my aunt for that- she's called me Haylstorm since I was a baby!
Heh -- love the creativity in it - Kudos to Aunty!
fun fact: there are 6 stooges total, just never more than 3 at a time. Moe, Larry, and Curly are the ones most people know, but then there's Shemp (who was there when Curly's actor died) and Curly Joe was there for just a few comparatively after the death of Shemp's actor.
... i used to watch a 3 Stooges thing that included trivia about it with my dad and little sister. It was neat
Last 13 seconds of this video is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this channel!! Watched it 3 times & still am laughing :)
Great ending haha, good job Dan
in Dan's defense, there was a cast change in the 3 stooges, allowing for a fourth.
There were a total of 6 people to be a part of The Three Stooges
Yeah, being knowledgeable can really do you wonders in this game
Shemp never forget
Great ending joke. Also, we have those same drinking glasses!
I laughed way too hard at the very end than I should have
You guys would make the best sitcom!
Alex, I now expect a video of a week in your house of how many toilet paper rolls you and Hayley go through.
I love how Stephen's just so worn down he now simply accepts Dan's ridiculous outro's now. Stephens just like: Thumbs up "die!" This is merely Progress for Dantakeover soon to be DanPlays in the Daniverse quadrant 6
Funny scenario my friends and I had was how many colleges we've been to, my friend held up 7 and he's never been to college.
Gosh that ending. Dan you are awesome.
If you do this one again, can you blow up the Jackbox screen for the three question one? It's too hard to read all the answers.
#LetDanPoop
...It takes me a month to go through a single roll of toilet paper. I don't know who I should be concerned about...
The end with Dan is amazing
There is Moe, Larry, Shemp (the original Stooges), Curly, Joe, and Curly Joe
Everyone thinks that Curly is the original stooge but they are wrong, it's Shemp
So there is 6 Stooges
Please make Dan’s bit at the end a Memorable Moment
Dan is awesome in editing, please do more. Haven't laugh this hard in a long time.
Aww Future Dan you drink as much Chocolate milk as you want you tell Dan he isn’t the boss of you!
Great little bit of meta humor at the end there :3
That part at the end was the best
14:48 hey Stephen i agree with you The Situation for President from Jersey Shore
I love the Dan bit at the end lol
THE ENDING WOW DAN
Moe, Larry, CUrly, Shemp, and Joe. There were five total, but only three ever at one time.
See, "Groundhog Day" as a romantic time of year is a weird answer, but it's not *as* weird to me because that's my parents' anniversary.
11:45 wait wasn't there actually a different stooge that was replaced before?
There are five stooges actually.
Larry Fine, Moe Howard, and Curly Howard are the three most well known ones. The other two are Shemp Howard (Curly and Moe's brother) and Curly Joe.
hahahahahahaha that ending was amazing thank you dan
I feel for alex so hard, i did a similar thing on that question before more so to call out a roommate and people would not get behind my reasoning lmao
Hold on, hold on, we have to give Dan some credit! There were more than just Three Stooges. Outside of Curly, Larry and Moe, there was also Shemp.
"What's a date?" mood.
“No one would vote for a teacher” Woodrow Wilson would disagree
THAT ENDING!!!
Or the raise your hand if you stole a lunch, I accidentally grabbed my friends lunch and we both were like ‘wut’ and we both were like ‘yeah he has mine’
I really want to know which tweet Hayley was referencing at 2:39
I love dan so much!
I mean there are technically four Stooges I think, it's just that one of the original three left the show and the replacement was one of the well-known three we know of today.
But the teacher answer made sense. A teacher is like a president on a much smaller scale.
"Nobody would elect a teacher."
...Canada's Prime Minister is a former teacher UwU
I like how everyone uses Stephen's use of toilet paper per week as the maximum amount. Poor Stephen (and his never ending bowel issues).
Depending on the reason he has IBS, he might want to look into probiotics/yogurt. He may just have a bad gut biome that's causing problems. That said, I'm not a doctor, so if his doctor doesn't have any advice for how to treat it, then I guess it was considered and wouldn't help.
There were actually four stooges: Larry, Moe, Curly Joe, and Shemp.
Larry, Curly, Moe, and Shem.
The 4 Stooges.
15:47 - 16:14 possibly as a Memorable Moment, but it's not as funny as the usual ones. I just really like his voice there.
And of course, 17:23 - 17:50
It's okay, Dan! Eat so much chocolate milk as you want to... right now.
7:08 I feel ya Dan...
Enjoyed the pokemon master trainer videos so much (the people) that I had to watch this as well.
6 rolls a week?! Holy shit!
I played this game before its great
There ARE 4 stooges! Everyone forgets Shemp
Memorable moment from 3:54 to 4:30 titles “Mal’s poker face”
Imo tho, can we please have a horror movie with all of them!
Dan your amazing~
After seeing this I vote Dan should be next to join the Smash Bros roster XD
This was a good idea
The end of the video XD
There have been more than three stooges in their career so dan could’ve been rihht
But...there absolutely IS a 4th stooge. His name is Shemp, and he was around before Curly.
Jim vlogs for the next April Fools vlog please.
Oh hell yeah
Put this new computer to good use, dan!
I died
Seth MacFarlane singing - th-cam.com/video/wzVprkrNlT8/w-d-xo.html
Lindsay's not wrong!
What’s a date
I knew Mau was the faker for the last round for the text because she was just sitting there smiling at the camera and no one bothered to look at her and see it.
I knew she was because she said Stephen is a good singer!
"What's a date?" Dan 2018
this almost makes up for polygon not uploading jackbox today
More please
Dan could have said shemp for the 3 stooges thing.
Maybe I have some kind of medical condition, but how is 4 rolls of tp a week for 2 people considered normal? Most occasions require a maximum of 20 squares. At least in my experience. 4 rolls is 2000 squares
No it's that Stephen has a medical condition.
I don't understand how one person goes through a roll of toilet paper in a week sans medical condition...
Here's maybe some TMI Toilet Paper Math:
I use 2-ply toilet paper. According to the internet, the average roll of 2-ply toilet paper has 500 squares. I use, at most, 8 squares per bathroom trip. I use the bathroom, at most, 6 times a day. That figures out to be 336 square in one week at my maximum. And that's assuming all of my bathroom trips are in my home bathroom. Most of my bathroom trips are not at home. So really, my maximum single-person in-house toilet paper usage is more like 168 squares/week, or just under 3 weeks per roll of toilet paper.
Right. And for guys (I'm male), it's only required for one of the two typical actions. Even if you decide to go crazy and use it for the other, that's a 1 square situation.