"6 Rolls a WEEK?!" • Fakin' It! #2

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  • @Ian-bf4yk
    @Ian-bf4yk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    "Don't eat so much chocolate milk as you want to right now."
    -Dan
    "Aww."
    -Dan in response to Dan

    • @happypasta6
      @happypasta6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ha that’s good! Also eat chocolate milk? Not drink it?

    • @stuffiequeen1764
      @stuffiequeen1764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love it

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@happypasta6 Put it in the freezer and have a chocolate milk slushie.

  • @RetroRemedies
    @RetroRemedies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Dan's bit at the end with the milk is comedy gold because he told his future self to set up a joke

  • @djsherbetx
    @djsherbetx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I think i have never laughed more in StephenPlays than when Hayley, distressed, goes to Alex "Then how much toliet paper do you think we go through?" 11:00-11:09

    • @jordanroman841
      @jordanroman841 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOLY SHIT.

    • @EonArashi
      @EonArashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jordanroman841 ...I mean with that much toilet paper, they would have to be holy shits xD

  • @Arceus086
    @Arceus086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The little thing Dan put at the end was amazing

  • @iamnoone21
    @iamnoone21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    13:34 Most romantic time of the year--"fire season in california" for Hayley
    At first i thought it was a shitpost answer but then I remembered the vlog where she got engaged had a giant SoCal wildfire in the background awwwwwwww!

  • @gummybearchewy5444
    @gummybearchewy5444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Memorable moments
    4:00-4:30 The voice crack is what sealed your loss Mal.
    8:36-13:00 I have a family of 7 and I am not sure we even use 6 rolls of toilet paper in a week.

    • @thejdsgames1552
      @thejdsgames1552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It depends on how many pieces of toilet paper you use every time you use the toilet. Also depends on whether you have gut trouble or not.

    • @gummybearchewy5444
      @gummybearchewy5444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheJDSgames true, I did not consider gut problems.

  • @MarzHax
    @MarzHax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    17:28 - 17:50 has to be a memorable moment

    • @thejdsgames1552
      @thejdsgames1552 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish Stephen pointed that out in the description or in the video because I nearly missed it.

  • @LunaRayArclight
    @LunaRayArclight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    15:16 - 15:35 aww. Mal and Stephen are so cute. Stephen does have a nice singing voice

  • @drbowser166
    @drbowser166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    To be fair, there was 5 Stooges within the 3 Stooges.
    Larry, Curly, Moe, Shep, and Joe.

    • @MrAce-fz3hj
      @MrAce-fz3hj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There was also Curly Joe

  • @TheLetsPlayBaseballCurse
    @TheLetsPlayBaseballCurse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    7:04 “What’s a date?” If anybody has an answer, let me know too please

    • @UwUitsAWooloo
      @UwUitsAWooloo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/2meirl4meirl

    • @YOM2_UB
      @YOM2_UB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm pretty sure it's a fruit. I've personally never cried while eating one.

    • @TheLetsPlayBaseballCurse
      @TheLetsPlayBaseballCurse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOM2 The fruit can't be what Dan meant though!

    • @NaviNeku24
      @NaviNeku24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YOM2 No, no, it’s how you determine a day on a calendar. I’ve cried on a lot of those. 😅

  • @zachariahdearing9611
    @zachariahdearing9611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The ending made this video! Great job Dan!

  • @ZCyberFawkes
    @ZCyberFawkes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    To Dan's credit, there technically are more than three Stooges. Larry and Moe are always in it, but the third one has swapped between Shemp, Curly, Joe, and a different Curly.

  • @MetaCrossing
    @MetaCrossing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    *video ends on editor Dan*
    Ad: “Depression is shown in multiple symptoms”

  • @Kelly.8
    @Kelly.8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Number Pressure has to be one of my favourite type of round! Hayley being 2 feet tall and Alex with 6 toilet paper rolls per week was hilarious.

  • @PuppetSmile
    @PuppetSmile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DanEdits is the best thing to happen to StephenPlays in a long time.

  • @TrainerShyGuy
    @TrainerShyGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    17:28 - 17:50 for memorable moments Chocolate Milk Foresight.

  • @eirikjormungandrson
    @eirikjormungandrson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    the last 20 seconds were hilarious

  • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
    @MicrowavedAlastair5390 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mallory's "Poker Face" reminds me of this quote:
    “God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, _and who smiles all the time.”_
    ― Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

  • @dc20willsave
    @dc20willsave 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everything about Dan this episode was massively adorbs!

  • @andrewbadertscher2787
    @andrewbadertscher2787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hailey: how much toilet paper should I buy
    Alex: YES

  • @NaviNeku24
    @NaviNeku24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:36 In Dan’s defense, there were actually six stooges. But also, he didn’t know the question, sooooo…
    14:01 Also, have you seen any Hallmark movies?? There are TONS of Christmas movies there.

  • @adamrhodes9533
    @adamrhodes9533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    To be fair, there have been six Stooges in total.

  • @Konradix05
    @Konradix05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dan is the best.
    Great video Jim

  • @kangaroowarrior9
    @kangaroowarrior9 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the ending. Dan's editing is so good.

  • @ojtheviking
    @ojtheviking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I guess it says something about the amount of cocoa powder Dan puts in his milk when he describes it as _eating_ chocolate milk, lol. Hey, I'm the same way, though.

  • @CynicalSerperior
    @CynicalSerperior ปีที่แล้ว

    15:21 - 15:48 Memorable Moment - Lindsey loves Seth MacFarlane’s singing voice 😂

  • @cameronwidger4729
    @cameronwidger4729 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephen and Friends + Jackbox = awesome moments

  • @StarWarsTrekkie1342
    @StarWarsTrekkie1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm dying at that ending! Poor Dan! 🤣

  • @RedDragonForce2
    @RedDragonForce2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    @17:30
    #MemorableMoment
    Talking to your future self.

  • @joincidence0
    @joincidence0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    May be a minor detail, but the "Haylstorm" nickname is top-notch.

    • @TheKubliest
      @TheKubliest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotta credit my aunt for that- she's called me Haylstorm since I was a baby!

    • @joincidence0
      @joincidence0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heh -- love the creativity in it - Kudos to Aunty!

  • @gingerneutral_audios
    @gingerneutral_audios ปีที่แล้ว

    fun fact: there are 6 stooges total, just never more than 3 at a time. Moe, Larry, and Curly are the ones most people know, but then there's Shemp (who was there when Curly's actor died) and Curly Joe was there for just a few comparatively after the death of Shemp's actor.
    ... i used to watch a 3 Stooges thing that included trivia about it with my dad and little sister. It was neat

  • @TheStoryofDori
    @TheStoryofDori 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Last 13 seconds of this video is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this channel!! Watched it 3 times & still am laughing :)

  • @jamesphan3546
    @jamesphan3546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great ending haha, good job Dan

  • @tubob2989
    @tubob2989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    in Dan's defense, there was a cast change in the 3 stooges, allowing for a fourth.

    • @stantona07
      @stantona07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There were a total of 6 people to be a part of The Three Stooges

    • @Sybato
      @Sybato 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, being knowledgeable can really do you wonders in this game

    • @ToddThiner
      @ToddThiner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shemp never forget

  • @ianthesilverfire5224
    @ianthesilverfire5224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great ending joke. Also, we have those same drinking glasses!

  • @nakunyame2071
    @nakunyame2071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laughed way too hard at the very end than I should have

  • @niall62
    @niall62 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys would make the best sitcom!

  • @Swift4Sweeper
    @Swift4Sweeper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alex, I now expect a video of a week in your house of how many toilet paper rolls you and Hayley go through.

  • @NSXTACY420
    @NSXTACY420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Stephen's just so worn down he now simply accepts Dan's ridiculous outro's now. Stephens just like: Thumbs up "die!" This is merely Progress for Dantakeover soon to be DanPlays in the Daniverse quadrant 6

  • @RickyPonPon
    @RickyPonPon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny scenario my friends and I had was how many colleges we've been to, my friend held up 7 and he's never been to college.

  • @StephenStaver
    @StephenStaver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gosh that ending. Dan you are awesome.

  • @Ikine557
    @Ikine557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If you do this one again, can you blow up the Jackbox screen for the three question one? It's too hard to read all the answers.

  • @PatrickKeating
    @PatrickKeating 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    #LetDanPoop

  • @WestefordVT
    @WestefordVT ปีที่แล้ว

    ...It takes me a month to go through a single roll of toilet paper. I don't know who I should be concerned about...

  • @Lady_Echo
    @Lady_Echo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The end with Dan is amazing

  • @threestoogesfan2000
    @threestoogesfan2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is Moe, Larry, Shemp (the original Stooges), Curly, Joe, and Curly Joe
    Everyone thinks that Curly is the original stooge but they are wrong, it's Shemp
    So there is 6 Stooges

  • @jacksoncooperMT
    @jacksoncooperMT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please make Dan’s bit at the end a Memorable Moment

  • @Racso64
    @Racso64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dan is awesome in editing, please do more. Haven't laugh this hard in a long time.

  • @Kokiri-Kid-07
    @Kokiri-Kid-07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Aww Future Dan you drink as much Chocolate milk as you want you tell Dan he isn’t the boss of you!

  • @Eli301Don
    @Eli301Don 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great little bit of meta humor at the end there :3

  • @crystalclearanimations1323
    @crystalclearanimations1323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That part at the end was the best

  • @jordanroman841
    @jordanroman841 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:48 hey Stephen i agree with you The Situation for President from Jersey Shore

  • @goawei8338
    @goawei8338 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the Dan bit at the end lol

  • @blastermaster6793
    @blastermaster6793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    THE ENDING WOW DAN

  • @benthomason3307
    @benthomason3307 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Moe, Larry, CUrly, Shemp, and Joe. There were five total, but only three ever at one time.

  • @TailsFiraga
    @TailsFiraga 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    See, "Groundhog Day" as a romantic time of year is a weird answer, but it's not *as* weird to me because that's my parents' anniversary.

  • @CT-fb2mw
    @CT-fb2mw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:45 wait wasn't there actually a different stooge that was replaced before?

  • @CyberBlastoise
    @CyberBlastoise 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are five stooges actually.
    Larry Fine, Moe Howard, and Curly Howard are the three most well known ones. The other two are Shemp Howard (Curly and Moe's brother) and Curly Joe.

  • @Riane74
    @Riane74 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahahahahaha that ending was amazing thank you dan

  • @JarodVlog
    @JarodVlog 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel for alex so hard, i did a similar thing on that question before more so to call out a roommate and people would not get behind my reasoning lmao

  • @sonnytapman
    @sonnytapman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hold on, hold on, we have to give Dan some credit! There were more than just Three Stooges. Outside of Curly, Larry and Moe, there was also Shemp.

  • @alexisrox44
    @alexisrox44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What's a date?" mood.

  • @kingkarnage1315
    @kingkarnage1315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “No one would vote for a teacher” Woodrow Wilson would disagree

  • @jonv0
    @jonv0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    THAT ENDING!!!

  • @Picksol
    @Picksol 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Or the raise your hand if you stole a lunch, I accidentally grabbed my friends lunch and we both were like ‘wut’ and we both were like ‘yeah he has mine’

  • @iamnoone21
    @iamnoone21 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really want to know which tweet Hayley was referencing at 2:39

  • @alisonwright5389
    @alisonwright5389 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love dan so much!

  • @edfreak9001
    @edfreak9001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I mean there are technically four Stooges I think, it's just that one of the original three left the show and the replacement was one of the well-known three we know of today.

  • @godkongsnake4092
    @godkongsnake4092 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    But the teacher answer made sense. A teacher is like a president on a much smaller scale.

  • @FeyPhantom
    @FeyPhantom 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Nobody would elect a teacher."
    ...Canada's Prime Minister is a former teacher UwU

  • @Kelly.8
    @Kelly.8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how everyone uses Stephen's use of toilet paper per week as the maximum amount. Poor Stephen (and his never ending bowel issues).

    • @HeptaD22
      @HeptaD22 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depending on the reason he has IBS, he might want to look into probiotics/yogurt. He may just have a bad gut biome that's causing problems. That said, I'm not a doctor, so if his doctor doesn't have any advice for how to treat it, then I guess it was considered and wouldn't help.

  • @SmxSonic
    @SmxSonic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    There were actually four stooges: Larry, Moe, Curly Joe, and Shemp.

  • @redienhes8615
    @redienhes8615 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Larry, Curly, Moe, and Shem.
    The 4 Stooges.

  • @Thoomas2001
    @Thoomas2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:47 - 16:14 possibly as a Memorable Moment, but it's not as funny as the usual ones. I just really like his voice there.
    And of course, 17:23 - 17:50

  • @ken1noob
    @ken1noob 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's okay, Dan! Eat so much chocolate milk as you want to... right now.

  • @wernt0
    @wernt0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:08 I feel ya Dan...

  • @mikeyoung9810
    @mikeyoung9810 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Enjoyed the pokemon master trainer videos so much (the people) that I had to watch this as well.

  • @kishanbhakta
    @kishanbhakta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6 rolls a week?! Holy shit!

  • @bbry000
    @bbry000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I played this game before its great

  • @Eaglefalls14
    @Eaglefalls14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    There ARE 4 stooges! Everyone forgets Shemp

  • @moisesz.9320
    @moisesz.9320 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Memorable moment from 3:54 to 4:30 titles “Mal’s poker face”

  • @ani-8323
    @ani-8323 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imo tho, can we please have a horror movie with all of them!

  • @KisaSatoma
    @KisaSatoma 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan your amazing~

  • @crystalclearanimations1323
    @crystalclearanimations1323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After seeing this I vote Dan should be next to join the Smash Bros roster XD

  • @CaptainCJ97
    @CaptainCJ97 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a good idea

  • @blindbandit7297
    @blindbandit7297 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The end of the video XD

  • @lughaidhmcloughlin3640
    @lughaidhmcloughlin3640 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    There have been more than three stooges in their career so dan could’ve been rihht

  • @drakewoody2506
    @drakewoody2506 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    But...there absolutely IS a 4th stooge. His name is Shemp, and he was around before Curly.

  • @EkiAku
    @EkiAku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jim vlogs for the next April Fools vlog please.

  • @PrinceSqee
    @PrinceSqee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh hell yeah

  • @chrellington7886
    @chrellington7886 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Put this new computer to good use, dan!

  • @WilBgames
    @WilBgames 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I died

  • @Greymetaphor
    @Greymetaphor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seth MacFarlane singing - th-cam.com/video/wzVprkrNlT8/w-d-xo.html
    Lindsay's not wrong!

  • @ToddThiner
    @ToddThiner 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What’s a date

  • @Hurt_mama
    @Hurt_mama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I knew Mau was the faker for the last round for the text because she was just sitting there smiling at the camera and no one bothered to look at her and see it.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew she was because she said Stephen is a good singer!

  • @Shane_Leath
    @Shane_Leath 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What's a date?" Dan 2018

  • @stationshelter
    @stationshelter 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this almost makes up for polygon not uploading jackbox today

  • @ThreeToBeExact
    @ThreeToBeExact 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    More please

  • @MaxTheSwagMasterC
    @MaxTheSwagMasterC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan could have said shemp for the 3 stooges thing.

  • @MadroxMonoxide777
    @MadroxMonoxide777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Maybe I have some kind of medical condition, but how is 4 rolls of tp a week for 2 people considered normal? Most occasions require a maximum of 20 squares. At least in my experience. 4 rolls is 2000 squares

    • @EkiAku
      @EkiAku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it's that Stephen has a medical condition.

    • @b4itstarted
      @b4itstarted 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't understand how one person goes through a roll of toilet paper in a week sans medical condition...
      Here's maybe some TMI Toilet Paper Math:
      I use 2-ply toilet paper. According to the internet, the average roll of 2-ply toilet paper has 500 squares. I use, at most, 8 squares per bathroom trip. I use the bathroom, at most, 6 times a day. That figures out to be 336 square in one week at my maximum. And that's assuming all of my bathroom trips are in my home bathroom. Most of my bathroom trips are not at home. So really, my maximum single-person in-house toilet paper usage is more like 168 squares/week, or just under 3 weeks per roll of toilet paper.

    • @MadroxMonoxide777
      @MadroxMonoxide777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right. And for guys (I'm male), it's only required for one of the two typical actions. Even if you decide to go crazy and use it for the other, that's a 1 square situation.