Trump Celebrated His Historic Summit With A Historic Lie

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  • Donald Trump claims he spoke with parents of sons who fought in the Korean War. The war that ended in 1953.
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  • @xcofcd
    @xcofcd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    Kim started at 27 with only a small loaned dictatorship from his father, now that's something Trump can respect...

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      vrsca89. Trump himself started with a modest 10k to start off his empire. He, like Kim, started with so little and through hard work and pure genius became successful. Anyone can do it, if they have balls as big as his and Kims... clearly. 😏

    • @steve08717
      @steve08717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      absolute bollocks he was left 250 million in his fathers will on top of 70 million in loans and bailouts while he was alive took numbnuts 4 years to blow the lot and you still back him a quarter of a billion wasted in four years if he had a brain and gave it to a broker to invest hed really be a mega billionaire now if he had sat on his arse with his stupid mouth shut and just left it in a bank hed have 5 billion instead hes robbing charities and running scams and cons and you fools love it well your his mark now how soon till you find your pocket picked

    • @mmlvx
      @mmlvx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      steve08717 -- You're not wrong, but I think you missed that vrsca89 and David von Doom were expressing themselves with sarcasm.

    • @sugaalblue8945
      @sugaalblue8945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only white 👻👻🖕🖕💩💩

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bigly dictator, the best dictator the US has ever seen, believe me

  • @praised03
    @praised03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    *"His country does love him..."*
    That's not love, it's fear.

    • @hemantkarasala5767
      @hemantkarasala5767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      More like ignorance. They don't have real info. And fear too of course.

    • @theguru210
      @theguru210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Trump can't tell the difference

    • @Papershire
      @Papershire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Greg, my sweet little pumpkin, North Korea is communism.

    • @mariepierrenarr7784
      @mariepierrenarr7784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This and 68 years of brainwashing propaganda.

    • @Paul0000
      @Paul0000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ask his wife if he knows the difference ;)

  • @falsename2285
    @falsename2285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Also wtf is he doing saluting a north korean general. What a disgrace to our military

    • @CaminoAir
      @CaminoAir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His staff told Trump not to congratulate Putin on his 're-electtion' during a phone call, as another example.

  • @MightyfireflyAndme
    @MightyfireflyAndme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    We still do not have a prace treaty with N Korea. So technically we are still at war with N Korea. So he saluted a true enemy general.

  • @ItsMadaleine
    @ItsMadaleine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    My dad was in the Korean conflict... he's been dead 15 years. His parents died many years ago. But, sure Trump, I believe you *rolls eyes*

  • @MrAwsomenoob
    @MrAwsomenoob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    What do Kim jong un and Donald Trump have in common?
    They're both playing a U.S preaident

    • @walkeroftheskies7905
      @walkeroftheskies7905 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrAwsomenoob No.. one is a dictator and one is a president. You figure out who is who it's not that hard unless you're liberally challenged.

    • @MrAwsomenoob
      @MrAwsomenoob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Walker Of The Skies I wouldn't call anyone who loses the popular vote a president, not Trump or bush

  • @bryanjustine2380
    @bryanjustine2380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Thank you Stephen for being a sane voice in an insane country and guiding the young of our generation.

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sane?, whats the alternative?, you expect Trump to shun Kim, break down negotiations and have a WW3 party?, you think you would survive that?

    • @justhuman24
      @justhuman24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One is a juicy meatloaf while Dumpf is old and dry. Here I come Viagra

  • @77sunshine7777
    @77sunshine7777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Man who executes anyone who disagrees with him has a great personality...good one Trump...

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You can't expect Trump to know how math works.

  • @JeddtheJedi
    @JeddtheJedi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    2:16 Trump eating brown rice? I'm sorry Stephen, my suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jedd the Jedi! I caught that as well & also wondered the same thing! Good Catch! Peace.

    • @JeddtheJedi
      @JeddtheJedi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maggie Rezac Always nice to receive a friendly comment! You have a good one.

    • @coleenparsons4905
      @coleenparsons4905 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oops - I made a similar comment 11 hours later...

    • @theshaunsta
      @theshaunsta 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont understand. Why is eating brown rice funny. We eat it in asia

    • @samv2374
      @samv2374 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shaun Mallawaarachchi its healthy

  • @user-ne2bb5nh7t
    @user-ne2bb5nh7t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's possible that a parent's wish was relayed through another sibling or family member. But then why not just say "families"? The fact that he made such an audacious lie over something so trivial should be extremely alarming.

  • @ronmantei9155
    @ronmantei9155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Parents of missing Korean war veterans...
    Who only Donald can see, and who only Donald can talk to...
    This is all just so truly deeply....WIERD

  • @kenphillips8074
    @kenphillips8074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Did you notice Spanky saluting a NK general? Says a lot about how he approached the summit .... on hands and knees.

    • @llongone2
      @llongone2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Indeed, Cadet Bone-spurs broadcasts his dumb-assed-ness to world again!

    • @worldsnetizen2035
      @worldsnetizen2035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      and trumptards repeatedly bitching Obama bla bla bla

    • @user-zo2rn1ct6i
      @user-zo2rn1ct6i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ken Phillips
      😂😂😂😂👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿 Good one.

    • @dra6o0n
      @dra6o0n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When people can only blame others for a problem but never consider themselves being a part of it (aka blaming Obama and Clinton)... People voted candidates in. And people allowed corporations to lobby and bribe their way to sponsor candidates to corruption.

    • @kenphillips8074
      @kenphillips8074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      linda bret Wow, so erudite. Are you talki g about feeding Spanky to the ants or just yourself?

  • @HRTsAFyre
    @HRTsAFyre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I have a real problem with Spanky Bonespurs saluting the enemy, when he on National Television insulted a Gold Star Family of an American Soldier just because they were Muslims. Now he is lying about fullfilling promises made to parents of the dead soldiers of the Korean war that he made to SO MANY of them during his campaign trail. Yes, so many parents asked him personally to bring back their childrens remains, so he want to Korea and fullfilled their wishes. Boastful liar tgat he is, he never missed an opportunity to pat himself on the back, evrn if he has to make shit up! Go
    He is truly the Boastful Beast mentioned in Revelations 13:1-18 ruling for 42 months. Oh God, please make it end. I hope that includes his time on the campaign trail. I can't take it any more!

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats the alternative?, you expect Trump to shun Kim, break down negotiations and have a WW3 party?, you think you would survive that?

    • @catladymb1864
      @catladymb1864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bonespur has no idea about history. He probably thinks the Korean war was the same as Vietnam. He has no concept of anything existing except for himself.

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Suzy Siviter
      Considering Trump's need for self aggrandisement, even Kim would want to "play" with Trump. Stroke his ego and all of a sudden, Kim's a good ol' boy.
      The alternative I would prefer is that Trump stays within his own borders, and have his twitter account removed.

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alain Archambault
      : Agree on his ego, however a complimentary attitude(even if fake) is wise during a very important agreement like that, especially when millions of lives are at stake.
      As for twitter, I dont like him posting; but I do see the necessity of him doing that; considering he only has mainstream Fox on his side; and even they turn against him on gun control.
      What I am seeing is a President that divides both parties, hes a bit of a sledge hammer; but love him or hate him; he gets things done.

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Suzy Siviter
      I do see your point of view. Kim wouldn't like receiving what Trump has been doing to his allies. Of course for Kim, that just would have been more of the same he's been subjected to throughout all the US's presidencies, to him, his father and grandfather.
      Which brings me to think Kim is up to something. Who's playing who?
      Trump does has some good ideas, weighed down as they are by the bad ones. He's not a diplomat, unfortunately, he's not wise. A prudent person wouldn't blurt out what's on his mind. The "leaks" pretty much resemble what he himself Twits. Who's to believe?
      He gets things done... for who? For what? It's certainly not for the working man.

  • @DavidJordao
    @DavidJordao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When Trump said “Make America Great Again”, what he really meant was “Make America Like North Korea”

  • @GaiaShield
    @GaiaShield 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So many parents are asking and they're calling him Mr president before the election. Yeah. Truth. Yeah. *eye roll*

    • @missydelcoglin4087
      @missydelcoglin4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I completely agree, Trump is an embarrassment to the country. Stephen was wrong about soldiers being in Korea, though. Because a peace treaty wasn't signed, technically the war is still continuing. My dad was drafted and served in Korea during the Vietnam war era.
      I don't believe a word Trump says and I can't even imagine a number of parents asking him that.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Those who don't learn from history are doomed to be remembered very, very badly by it.

    • @VfletchS
      @VfletchS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      History? He can't learn from yesterday.

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Crusski
      The mongols.
      Other Russians being shipped in from Germany.
      The Germans in WW1 who soundly defeated you and forced you to surrender before the allies could overpower them, making you the only allied power to loose the war.
      Need I go on?

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crusski
      America did pretty well at it in the 20th century. The Soviet Union splintered and lost its status as one of the world's superpowers, while America continued in growth. And back in Cuba around 55 years ago, America scared the Soviets away from stationing nukes on the island (in combination with some frantic diplomacy).
      Russia has a long history of beating other empires, but only in military campaigns and almost exclusively within Russian territory.

    • @swampy6194
      @swampy6194 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sherlock...You need to do some detectiving...the reverse was factual.

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Impressive. Most of that is actually true (or at least in the ballpark).
      The big lie is LA. That city has a homeless population of about 0.5%; you're out by a factor of almost 100. Moscow's homeless population is similar.
      But yeah, America has some serious problems right now and I don't know if they will all be solved. But that doesn't change the fact that Russia lost the Cold War, which easily negates your claim that every empire to challenge Russia was annihilated.
      Also, I'm not American.

  • @Kamn_exe
    @Kamn_exe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Didn't have time to get the deal in writing.
    Didn't prepare for the meeting.

    • @MsColdCanada
      @MsColdCanada 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine trying to give those excuses to your 5th grade teacher. If there was no death in your immediate family then a failing grade is all you'd get for your excuses.

  • @ryanmadsen4862
    @ryanmadsen4862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    imagine the uproar from the right if Obama ever said shit about Kim jong

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Doomsday Channel - NURSE?!? OL' DOOMSDAY'S OUT OF BED AGAIN!!

    • @tarkett8529
      @tarkett8529 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Doomsday Channel there’s no cure for stupid.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tarkett85 - if there were, someone could perform an emergency Trumpectomy on the White House - STAT!

    • @tarkett8529
      @tarkett8529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they're trying, hopefully not much longer though.

  • @lawrencehodge6273
    @lawrencehodge6273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That General Tso joke had me dead.

  • @anotherbutt4chair454
    @anotherbutt4chair454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Trumpers please review history, appeasing ruthless dictators has never ever worked out so well.

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No idea where you take that from, after all chamberlain is remembered as the prime minister who saved Europe through his brilliant tactic of “giving hitler anything he wants west of Poland”.
      And it worked out sooo well...

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +krombopulous michael124
      Oh, I forgot, if you put it like that, instead giving the murderous dictator everything he ever wanted for years for a flimsy promise while complimenting him all the way truly was a great strategy.
      Thank you cadet bone spurs.

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +krombopulous michael124
      You heard it there folks, Mr. Donald J. Trump is apparently a democrat now.
      Nothing to see here

    • @lpd411
      @lpd411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL most aren't even literate. LOL

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You are f&*%ing kidding right?! Trump being diplomatic?! What reality do you live in?
      This is the man who called Kim 'rocket man' and 'fat'; threatened to bomb North Korea; boasted publicly about lying to Trudeau's face; called African countries shitholes; refused to shake hands with Angela Merkel (to be fair he probably thought he'd catch cooties); made multiple ignorant/ racist remarks about Mexicans; accused the UK of spying on him at Obama's request.
      Do you have the memory of a goldfish or are you just so blinded by your love of Trump that it completely rots your brain?

  • @TheZachKnight
    @TheZachKnight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I am moving down to Brooklyn soon and I can not wait to see Colbert live as much as possible!

    • @TheCstar07
      @TheCstar07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zach Utter so jealous

    • @Freshcornpop
      @Freshcornpop 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's litteraly impossible, ive gotten in to the daily show, but him and John Oliver you would have to camp for,and when you go to one show you can't go to another for like 3-6 months

    • @Gauss6174
      @Gauss6174 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sounds like i'm gonna have to find a way to sneak in during one of his shows in my future trip to new york. can't wait, should be exciting

    • @walkeroftheskies7905
      @walkeroftheskies7905 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zach Utter Cringe fest

    • @tarrynlea
      @tarrynlea 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Become a master of disguise!

  • @ms.rstake_1211
    @ms.rstake_1211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Trump and his trump-peters are ridiculous. Some conservatives seem shocked but what did they expect when they voted in chaos.

    • @huntermurphy5519
      @huntermurphy5519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oma Rumunna shocked by what denuclearizing an entire country works for me just what I wanted no one before him could do it.

    • @herbertcamacho1461
      @herbertcamacho1461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trump avoids NUCLEAR WAR... and you're hating cuz MSM told you to hate.

    • @nickhansen8874
      @nickhansen8874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sonny Luka Lol good God you Trumpers are truly delusional

    • @dbkdstryem
      @dbkdstryem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You do realize that n.k. has promised to denuke EIGHT times before, right? So why are we still talking about this? n.k. has LIED about doing so and continued to do it again and again. trump hasn't done jack shit and n.k. will just lie about it again like trump does.

    • @jameslipscomb4916
      @jameslipscomb4916 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah fuc blumpf!

  • @jamieslaght
    @jamieslaght 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Trump's Law of Attraction scares the shit out of me. Can we collectively attract a competent and caring "Leader" for our stolen Nation? Please? Ugh.

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats the alternative?, you expect Trump to shun Kim, break down negotiations and have a WW3 party?, you think you would survive that?

    • @jamieslaght
      @jamieslaght 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know what the alternative is, I just gave my fears and desires. I'm open like that. :P

  • @DarkSoulSama
    @DarkSoulSama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "When you inherit it from your father, I don't care how much of an advantage you have. If you can do it, you deserve merit."
    Honest, hard-working americans, building their dreams with sweat and tears from nothing?
    Random guy who's born owning a country with his own military already in place and a subjugated population?
    Same thing, really.
    (I know there's some parallel between Trump and Un inheriting stuff, but "I'm not even gonna mention that"....)

    • @ThePoconator
      @ThePoconator 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DarkSoulSama o

    • @ThePoconator
      @ThePoconator 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DarkSoulSama ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @muchavvir
    @muchavvir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I liked the mathematical formulation.

  • @anydae
    @anydae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    President Trump on Jong Un: You all don't know him like I do! I understand him

    • @CaptPhiI
      @CaptPhiI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ship of the decade. Trump x KJU Forever. The way Trump talks about him it's as if he's about to take him furniture shopping.

    • @CaptPhiI
      @CaptPhiI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you're trying to argue that this is all part of a complicated master plan by Trump, I think you might be very wrong. It all seems very simple to me once you factor in his base motivations of women, power, and deception.

    • @007ElSenor
      @007ElSenor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andrew Simone NOT beat, desecrated their legacies.
      WAKE UP! He’s making America irrelevant.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trump wishes he was Jong Un.

  • @Eddiespice509
    @Eddiespice509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he put up that Kim Jong Un-censored image I spit out my Frosted Flakes! Oh my gawd! So funny!

  • @telekarma
    @telekarma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    When talking about Kim, Trump talks about himself.

  • @chunkachocolat4611
    @chunkachocolat4611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    There is one silver lining: the mere fact that we realize Trump is lying indicates that not all hope is lost.

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You want more nuclear weapons?

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      P Ferreira
      No, but the promise that KJU gave was the same promise that NK had been giving for decades, including to Obama, and "more nuclear weapons" is literally Trump's domestic policy.

    • @TrickWithAKnife
      @TrickWithAKnife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But America has devolved to the point that many people build their views on things they know are not true.
      Such a terrifying place.

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Funny how donnies fanboys don't see a difference between gaslight and sunlight.

    • @donaldstanfield8862
      @donaldstanfield8862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacques Blaque 💥💨💫

  • @DelightfulDiscs
    @DelightfulDiscs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's very strange that he praises Kim so much after previously saying he was a killer, and calling him "rocket man". Not that strange after you get to know Trump, but to be fair.. The salute was clearly a confusion on whether to shake hands or salute. Like most of the time a white dude, and black dude meet. 'so is this a fist bump or hand shake, and I'm being racist just thinking this?' I'm glad he went for peace talks, but I still wish it was someone with more logic and common sense leading the talks for the US.

    • @a.westenholz4032
      @a.westenholz4032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That salute shows his complete lack of competence, that he has no idea of what he's doing. That as POTUS he most certainly should NOT salute an officer of another nation's armed force. When you add that the general only saluted Trump to avoid shaking hands with him, probably because he couldn't bear the thought of even touching him, the whole thing becomes tragically ironic. The North Koreans have used Americans and Japanese for propaganda, creating lager than life super villains as enemies of the people, with museums dedicated to massacres by these enemies, real or imagined, for the education especially of school children. It is how they can keep the population convinced of the need to sacrifice so much for the army- by exaggerating the past and telling them they're under constant threat of those enemies. The average North Korean is still at war with Japan and the US. For them time has stopped.

    • @citizenx1860
      @citizenx1860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a good comment if it were you or I, yet Trump should have and likely was extensively briefed on protocol for the diplomatic line up. Just as he was advised not to congratulate Putin after the election win and did so anyway, I suspect Trump just doesn't care to follow protocol or is too stupid.

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats what you do in negotiations, do you think Kim would agreed if Trump had brought up human rights violations?

  • @m.c.5795
    @m.c.5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “...I love your chicken, General Tso, I like it with the peanuts...” Stephen, you slay me.🤣😂🤣😂

  • @frantura7482
    @frantura7482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that first lady joke was cold blooooooodddeeddd

  • @tragedy866
    @tragedy866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Bending spacetime" lol

  • @PhilBoswell
    @PhilBoswell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I saw a report the other day of someone being pulled over by a Russian policeman because she was smiling and he thought that was suspicious: Russians just don't go in for public displays of emotion, I guess o.O

    • @ursamagick6110
      @ursamagick6110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Phil Boswell. Oh they do. They just never have anything to smile about. You should be seeing why very soon.

    • @amina2569
      @amina2569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Phil Boswell yes its all thanks to communism ..people still affected by it..smiling and saying hi on the street is weird in russian.they will think u are mental..i heard from many tourists visiting russia that people are not friendly there ;(

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amina Farid
      Spoiler: No one is friendly to Americans in other countries.

    • @amina2569
      @amina2569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Black Cat Thancred hmmm i dont agree..i know many canadians and iranians who visited moscow and told me the people were not friendly compared to other european countries.i also read a survey online rating russia as one of the least friendly countries ;(

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amina Farid
      Well I’ve seen Russians smiling and laughing and even know people who went there and said the culture was rougher compared to western society but the people weren’t unfriendly at all.

  • @SBb374
    @SBb374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Trump loves himself in a way that, by his expression, does not appear to be reciprocated.

  • @III-zy5jf
    @III-zy5jf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    So many U.S. soldiers asked Trump to salute a Korean military general. Now Trump can tell them, "You're welcome."

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Daycrist Re-establishing relations with Cuba was going to be mutually beneficial. However nothing has been settled with N.K. and our ally S. Korea wasn't even part of the talks. The president made assurances without forethought or time for consideration. Saluting a foreign military officer? Guess that's how he shows his new friends he likes them. People (The Right) didn't like when Obama showed respect and cultural observance by bowing.
      www.theguardian.com/world/blog/2009/nov/18/obama-japan-bow

    • @FamousDMagnificent
      @FamousDMagnificent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trump was saluted by the general, and returned the salute. It's common courtesy, and a sign of respect. For instance look at the video from the capitulation of The Third Reich, British soliders saluting the German general.

    • @ryanmatthews9767
      @ryanmatthews9767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah trump decided they would end war games with South Korea, the war games every single country that has allies do with each other, because that is how you know how you work together, know each others strengths and weaknesses, all that stuff you CAN NOT afford to be learning when shit hits the fan.

    • @Eluarelon
      @Eluarelon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tyler Scow Didn't know that "biased" means "speaking the truth", but thanks for clearing that up.

    • @greggklawon3777
      @greggklawon3777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Daycrist Did you forget that he found and killed Bin Laden, ended Gitmo, and ended the war on terrorism.
      Trumps major accomplishment is having an affair with multiple women.

  • @god8911
    @god8911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Aw cmon it's not a lie, just an "alternative fact". Lmao 😂

  • @masterchief9291
    @masterchief9291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    At this rate North Korea doesn't even need to make propaganda videos... they can just show clips of trump..

  • @PREPFORIT
    @PREPFORIT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    trump got PLAYED !

    • @SIXITHS
      @SIXITHS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You just have to look at Kim's reaction, and the reaction of the man behind him to see that they know they got him.

    • @walkeroftheskies7905
      @walkeroftheskies7905 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PREPFORIT How did he get played?

    • @WickerSticksSinema
      @WickerSticksSinema 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nefarious Zero this is the best comment ever you made my day

    • @texaswolverine3065
      @texaswolverine3065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trump is a punk

    • @dewaynethomas3122
      @dewaynethomas3122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Zero, another right wing talking head. Don't even get paid for it. Obama cleaned up the mess Republicans left him, killed Osama Bin laden, and now you want to shit on him for what? He lowered the defense budget, cut waste, and brought troops home. You're sucking off a dictator wannabe, fucking pathetic. Trump's largest base is old white guys who are afraid their wives will leave them if they ever feel empowered and not put up with their alcoholism and tiny dicks. And while Trump turns the country into a police state like Putin did with Russia and you're getting fucked in your ass with a gun to the back of your head you'll still be screaming FREEDOM!!!

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The epitaph on trump’s headstone will be : “Donald Trump Lies Here”.
    People will remark, “Geez, he’s still lying?”

  • @EricLing64
    @EricLing64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Making Authoritarians Great Again?

  • @thearmchairjournalist566
    @thearmchairjournalist566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love hearing Jon play those spoons in their outro 🥄🥄

  • @adenanthony5257
    @adenanthony5257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I still can't believe he literally original trolled America.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well America basically trolled itself on Nov 8, 2016.

  • @erikwsince1981
    @erikwsince1981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Trump needs friends, so he’s reaching out to the guys that are most like himself.

    • @RmcBlueSky
      @RmcBlueSky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Erik Weimer ... thought he got billions n' billions n' billions n' billions n' billions n' billions ...∞... friends.

    • @swampy6194
      @swampy6194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blue Sky...billions of roubles.

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Do you know how ridiculous you guys sound when every time Trump does something moronic/ illegal/ wrong you bring up Clinton/s or Obama? Spoiler, the answer is VERY ridiculous. The best defence you can offer of this moron's behaviour is like a child poking out their tongue and saying, "I know you are but what am I". Seriously If you want to defend what Trump does at least try and offer a coherent, reasoned defence.

    • @riosricardo7400
      @riosricardo7400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Max Maxwell....... I agreed with you.......✌️

    • @bruceslater7169
      @bruceslater7169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Erik Weimer You Leftists and fake news would rather have war with Russia and North Korea than give President Trump any credit or have peace. I wonder who the real enemies are?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nothing is more frightening to me atm than the thought of a smiling Russian.

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New Message is that like a White Russian but with Viagra?

  • @Fjarhultian
    @Fjarhultian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jon actually played the outro on spoons?

  • @Life4YourGames
    @Life4YourGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The beehive joke caught me off guard xD I just lost my shit completely xDD

  • @CShivery
    @CShivery 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is no longer America that we live in.

  • @DalithaMW
    @DalithaMW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Had food poisoning, needed to barf...quite effective today.

  • @arturor5205
    @arturor5205 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Play the spoons while Steve Martin shreds the banjo pleeeeeease?

  • @ceceliaraby7469
    @ceceliaraby7469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Stephen....He only likes white rice and you know it!

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      .....didn't even think of that! Swish!

  • @scn5530
    @scn5530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    At this rate when will the rest of the world stop laughing at the USA?
    2030?
    2040?

    • @sperzieb00n
      @sperzieb00n 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      either fortunately (trump gets out of office) or unfortunately (fascism causes ww3), the world might stop laughing sooner than that...

  • @alexlandherr
    @alexlandherr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    With that statement every suspicious “Russian Women” dating site went bankrupt.

    • @STSWB5SG1FAN
      @STSWB5SG1FAN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have thought they'd crashed due to excess traffic.

  • @asmrro9999
    @asmrro9999 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 1:53 you can even see Kim laughing at Trump's "salute" 😂😂

  • @dianeowen5258
    @dianeowen5258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "His people have a great ferver....it's a great ferver....it is the best ferver you've ever seen. everybody loves the ferver...believe me.

  • @boydmking1
    @boydmking1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Don't let a few pesky "facts" get in the way of well made-up story (I always say).

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Hey back off the Vuvuzela, it takes some skill to blow that properly!

    • @TheCstar07
      @TheCstar07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Xiomara Thank you

    • @purpleflametarot39
      @purpleflametarot39 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheCstar07 - Lol.

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TheCstar07 Yes it does but it's still annoying as fuuuck😅

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *he he* You people are complaining about vuvuzelas? S.A. banned these hostel sirens alot of dudes would wind up at the football games there. Sitting next to one of those things *shakes head* let's just say that alcohol goes best with somethings. Don't even get me started with some of the afro bands at central african games. As long as it's all in good fun I guess.

    • @coffeeNTrees
      @coffeeNTrees 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's what I keep telling her.

  • @MrC0WM00
    @MrC0WM00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think Trump wants to give Kim $130,000.

    • @viviansnead4886
      @viviansnead4886 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      navdeep dhillon Clever!

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG! What went on over there in Korea!?

  • @chrispetersen4639
    @chrispetersen4639 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus christ that Russian sketch cracked me up!:D lol lol lol lol

  • @moniersmelatyar
    @moniersmelatyar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Love me my daily Trump news

    • @herbertcamacho1461
      @herbertcamacho1461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean daily Trump propaganda... Do you know who owns CBS? The same people who privately own our "Federal Reserve" bank.

    • @MrMalcolm900
      @MrMalcolm900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm sorry but this is not daily Trump news because this is pure propaganda. They are making it seem like there's something wrong with Trump meeting Kim Jong on.

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      seriously154
      : Do you realise you just opposed your own argument quoting "RUSSIAN TROLL ALERT " then saying: "Come up with something more original."?
      Mmm russian collusion, russian collusion,russian collusion, russian collusion, learn the mantra zombie!. Critical thinking is so old school!.

    • @cliffishot2def
      @cliffishot2def 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Justin Barnes exactly but you cant tell these Dumbnold supporters anything.

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rich Savage
      : You are not paid by Soros...snore.

  • @devalopr
    @devalopr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Kim is Trump's role model

    • @herbertcamacho1461
      @herbertcamacho1461 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would vote Trump as emperor. But I guess you prefer the countless wars of U.S. involvement.

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The beehive and laugh but killed me

  • @samuelclemens1691
    @samuelclemens1691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only reason I come into TH-cam is so I can watch Stephen Colbert's monologue segments.

  • @kasperjoonatan6014
    @kasperjoonatan6014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well the north koreans love their leader like the people in the US love theirs...

  • @cheetosortiz2783
    @cheetosortiz2783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Trump lies so often that nowadays, whenever someone tells him a fact, he thinks it's a lie, or the opposite of his truth

  • @Operation_FUBAR
    @Operation_FUBAR 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    My Trololol sense started tingling as soon as Colbert said “lolol” and I wasn’t disappointed.

  •  6 ปีที่แล้ว

    should have gone with the trololo song instead of those vuvuzelas

  • @kingkobra1978
    @kingkobra1978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol..Americans chose a sociopath.

  • @direwolf8776
    @direwolf8776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Like The Tick would say. SPOOOONNNNNSSSSS!!!!

  • @HiImV
    @HiImV 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vuvuzelas and the Trololo guy? This is nostalgia.

  • @tmywu
    @tmywu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    the Russian laughing part killed me, i'm dead

  • @PlyrMava.
    @PlyrMava. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    RIP Trololo guy, you beautiful hero.

  • @cctomcat321
    @cctomcat321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funny guy.
    "You know why you starve them first? So they don't have the energy to whine when you execute them! (baby laugh)"

  • @joanetteboerema2723
    @joanetteboerema2723 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    From Holland with love !

  • @sandroinorge871
    @sandroinorge871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:21 aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (i have lot all my braincells) aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kim Jung Un's 'Aunt Bunny' bit would be way better if it didn't end with her being shot with an anti - aircraft gun.

  • @skipstalforce
    @skipstalforce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OK children calm down cookie and nap time is coming. Of course he saluted, it's diplomatic protocol, but none of you fools are educated enough to know that. What would you have him flip him off?

    • @yoyo7718
      @yoyo7718 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      skipstalforce its also blatantly obvious the guy was just confused too,b they act like he stood at attention and popped a perfect salute, a good thing happened, and people still have to trash it, ridiculous

  • @salazarian
    @salazarian 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Laugh is like scream, but short" LMAO

  • @noobcaekk
    @noobcaekk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    the two mock music albums cracked me upppp. Kim Jong-Uncensored and NOW! That's what I call sticking my head in a beehive lollll

  • @Xiim3naa02
    @Xiim3naa02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
    LA, LA, LAAAAAAAA!!!!
    LA, LA, LAA, LAAAAA, LALA"

  • @samwizeganji5222
    @samwizeganji5222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I'm twentyseven, I think I'd make a better leader of the people than either of these bags of cash

    • @crystalsoulslayer
      @crystalsoulslayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, I'll be 27 in a month, and I've never colluded with the Russian government or murdered a relative.

    • @pallao3500
      @pallao3500 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well - one month left to do so.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      28 here! Agreed

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      linda bret You can't even pass a simple English test. What's your point?

    • @bruceslater7169
      @bruceslater7169 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SamWizeGanji Yes these comedians are pathetic. Leftists and fake news would rather have war with Russia and North Korea than give President Trump any credit or have peace. I wonder who the real enemies are? Trump 2020

  • @SC-gh6gd
    @SC-gh6gd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Laugh is like scream but short" lmao

  • @littleguynoir3253
    @littleguynoir3253 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boris Badenov instructs on laugh :D :D

  • @malikrath9503
    @malikrath9503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is Trump aware that he isn't PSI?

    • @suzesiviter6083
      @suzesiviter6083 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pounds per Square Inch, as in a tyre?

  • @JackTheBlack1585
    @JackTheBlack1585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Trump should make his own G6... he already have Putin and Kim now he need 3 more.

    • @milpitasA4
      @milpitasA4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thi Henry 😂

    • @user-zo2rn1ct6i
      @user-zo2rn1ct6i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thi Henry
      Duterte and maybe Assad

    • @simonfrederiksen104
      @simonfrederiksen104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Erdogan? Rulers of Chad, Equatorial Guinea, Rwanda and Burundi - those alone are 5. With Assad, Duterte, Kim, Putin and himself, that's a G10, waay bigger than G6 or G7.

    • @joejug162
      @joejug162 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thi Henry putin, kim, trump, merkel, theresa may, nigel farage. There

    • @simonfrederiksen104
      @simonfrederiksen104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joe Jug May and Farage? What nation is Nigel gonna represent? La-la-land?

  • @echidna1724
    @echidna1724 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone notice to look on Kim's face when trump told a reporter make him look thin...lol lol

  • @endoroboto
    @endoroboto 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The past three episodes have been absolute cutthroat. I love it.

  • @siddjoshi2053
    @siddjoshi2053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *spain vs portugal,* amirite...

  • @sa12ge12as
    @sa12ge12as 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To be fair, evil people can be funny

  • @LouisianaKing1212
    @LouisianaKing1212 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why am i getting Boris from his Russian impression

  • @Bokugo1
    @Bokugo1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great, now I got the trololol song stuck in my head

  • @mikeanderson3811
    @mikeanderson3811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    such low vocabulary

  • @MsBevanChuang
    @MsBevanChuang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Kim Jong Un's family name is Kim. His name is Jong-Un. Can't just call him Un. Please stop doing that.

    • @andrejohansen1073
      @andrejohansen1073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shut up Van!

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bevan Chuang
      It is understandable when it is done to distinguish him from Kim Jong Il.

    • @koibutsu
      @koibutsu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bevan Chuang why not just call him trash. Be done with it

    • @lawrenceparker695
      @lawrenceparker695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Un do it

    • @HoIlowtree
      @HoIlowtree 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one cares he murders in the thousands no one gives a fuck how we should properly pronounce his name, he should be dead.

  • @christopherunfus8962
    @christopherunfus8962 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Kim Jong Un-censored joke was funny.

  • @ryankrekeler1292
    @ryankrekeler1292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Huh, I didn't know CNN got a new anchor.

  • @LoafingtonBloke
    @LoafingtonBloke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    DONALD ZROMPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFF REEEEE
    NO SUCCESS FOR DRUMPHIEEEEEEEEEE

  • @TheMarceloavlis
    @TheMarceloavlis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Trump has guts! Hope in Brazil we have a president like him somedayc

    • @krisenger4410
      @krisenger4410 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too bad he doesn't have any brains and is a lying piece of shit.

    • @spaky1954
      @spaky1954 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kris Enger Your hopeless. Don’t you realize if he wasn’t nice to Kim and his advisors he probably would have died on the spot

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Funny" in that "odd-funny" way--not in that "funny funny ha ha" way!

  • @NoahMonroe_
    @NoahMonroe_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is not a depressed sigh/groan loud enough.