Tim Pool Choosing IMPREGNATE Over DEBATE?

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  • @bobbylee5584
    @bobbylee5584 วันที่ผ่านมา +1061

    This man is starting an entire family to avoid having to debate Sam

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      Even his future family thinks Tim is a coward.

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Tim -Scott- Pool cannot go 48 hours without misrepresenting a headline before being embarrassed by the article yet thinks he can handle one child on halloween as a parent without da boiz? Which isn't hard since kids do not want to ruin candy night, basically on autopilot, so popping his cherry to avoid a frickin nightmare seems plausible.

    • @cjr21
      @cjr21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Lmfao

    • @words4dyslexicon
      @words4dyslexicon วันที่ผ่านมา

      legal abortion must remain accessible cuz ick beanie babies..

    • @words4dyslexicon
      @words4dyslexicon วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​​@@MrYago-xd7um
      *old cherry, not a prune, cuz that's plums, but same principle..

  • @slowbro173
    @slowbro173 วันที่ผ่านมา +1029

    Ngl inviting your nemesis to a debate then cancelling your whole show is a pretty good bit

    • @feedthefatrabbit1073
      @feedthefatrabbit1073 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      Kaufman-esque!! 😂😂😂

    • @RandomPerson-dl8qs
      @RandomPerson-dl8qs วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      Honestly I don't like Tim Pool at all, but if he were to come out tomorrow and say his last broadcast is the end of this month, and close down right before November 1st when he's finally booked Sam for one of the most long-awaited appearances, I would have to applaud him. Honestly it's probably the only thing he could do to come out on top with Sam.

    • @jamalgibson8139
      @jamalgibson8139 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      ​@@RandomPerson-dl8qs Even better would be if he cancels it *on* November 1st and doesn't even let Sam on the premises. Forcing Sam to take this early morning flight he's been complaining about all for nothing, lol.

    • @Jaco-b9f
      @Jaco-b9f วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Gotta admit well played by tim.
      Crowder, you taking notes????

    • @doxy5709
      @doxy5709 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      OMG this comment killed me!!! I am choking!

  • @Spraybottle521
    @Spraybottle521 วันที่ผ่านมา +742

    “I gotta get up at 4 in the morning…. to talk to Tim Pool”
    Thank you for your service

    • @ifgwelf
      @ifgwelf วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      Yeah... That's brutal. Better have some strong coffee

    • @O7777-u5e
      @O7777-u5e วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Bro…. 😭🙏🙏

    • @DanTheMailman330
      @DanTheMailman330 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      The idea of either 4am or tim pool makes me want to puke, let alone both.

    • @ArchArturo
      @ArchArturo วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Oooph.

    • @franneep
      @franneep วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @itsirrelephantman
    @itsirrelephantman วันที่ผ่านมา +531

    Drama Alert:
    'Tim Pool fakes pregnancy to avoid debate with Sam Seder'

    • @mikepool-USA
      @mikepool-USA วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      The debate is still on.

    • @benjaminjameskreger
      @benjaminjameskreger วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@mikepool-USAthank you for clarifying sir

    • @marymcnabb7149
      @marymcnabb7149 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Winner

    • @stoneneils
      @stoneneils วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mikepool-USA What is the point exactly. This is why your country is in the shape its in...your left is so weak!!!

    • @jaymes8718
      @jaymes8718 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@mikepool-USA is this Tim Pool's dad?

  • @Bearzo23
    @Bearzo23 วันที่ผ่านมา +578

    He’s ending the show so he doesn’t have to debate Sam.

    • @olavrell
      @olavrell วันที่ผ่านมา +75

      "Oh no, it's Sam Seder!"

    • @andreseh87
      @andreseh87 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mikecynic5167
      @mikecynic5167 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@olavrell What a fucking nightmare!!

    • @foxibot
      @foxibot วันที่ผ่านมา

      And all that sweet Putin propaganda rolls of cash aren’t gonna be coming in anymore. Tim can’t scream Ukraine is to blame anymore and had to apologize about saying the war where Putin attacked them was their fault.

    • @thomasrussell4674
      @thomasrussell4674 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      It's true

  • @deviouskris3012
    @deviouskris3012 วันที่ผ่านมา +969

    Tim pool is planning on making Beanie Babies?

    • @Sloimer
      @Sloimer วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      Lol top comment

    • @funglegunk
      @funglegunk วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      Give this person a medal

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I’ll be here all week!! I’ll be here all week!!

    • @dontcare3430
      @dontcare3430 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Better than couch cushions.

    • @millej11
      @millej11 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      nice

  • @nickname384
    @nickname384 วันที่ผ่านมา +535

    “lemme just discuss this briefly…” *25 minute vid*

    • @patkohler9695
      @patkohler9695 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      I'm surprised it wasn't the whole show.

    • @kait2972
      @kait2972 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      Sorry guys, no time for phone calls today. Haha

    • @franneep
      @franneep วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@patkohler9695😂😂😂

    • @nicktrue7915
      @nicktrue7915 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      You don’t understand. Sam needs to start the video, then pause it and then pause it and pause it and say “uhh” and pause it and pause it etc etc every five seconds. A 2 minute video takes 25 mins with him.

    • @stevenkies802
      @stevenkies802 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      The depths of Tim Pool's disfunction knows no limit.

  • @alansmith4655
    @alansmith4655 วันที่ผ่านมา +372

    Tim Pool is a South Park character. A living parody.

    • @galacticrelic258
      @galacticrelic258 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I liked this and then unliked it because I felt bad lol

    • @stevenkies802
      @stevenkies802 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      He's not important enough for Matt and Trey to rip on him.

    • @Kollieprime9
      @Kollieprime9 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Nah South Park characters occasionally remove their beanies

    • @JesseHenderson-xc2kg
      @JesseHenderson-xc2kg วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@Kollieprime9 and have some degree of self-awareness....

    • @stoneneils
      @stoneneils วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I dunno...Sam was actually going to board a plane to go see him. At this point I give Tim a few more points than Sam. Talk about a dissapointment, I'd expect Sam to tell him to fk himself not actually show up.

  • @RancorousSea
    @RancorousSea วันที่ผ่านมา +427

    There's no better way to enter the dating market than to quit your job, blame your employees and let everyone know you want to get someone pregnant. This sounds like something Ricky Bobby would say in a deleted scene of Talledega Nights.

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      "But you know what the problem is? Not me." seems to be a recurring theme in his life. Also this shit had me singing Adele all day.

    • @leparfumdugrosboss4216
      @leparfumdugrosboss4216 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@RancorousSeaTim's personal ethics and sense of responsibility are something he has in common with his idol the 🍊 man.
      Seems like a pattern among manbabies.

    • @basquat76
      @basquat76 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I see a Russian mail order bride in his future

    • @tkbikesnc6079
      @tkbikesnc6079 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It wasn't hiding from the Russian funding at all. It was a girl that he totally has that goes to another school.

    • @garafanvou6586
      @garafanvou6586 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Dont put that curse on Ricky Bobby

  • @ifgwelf
    @ifgwelf วันที่ผ่านมา +312

    Tim lost that Russian money and it completely upended his finances 😂 damn I feel for Sam getting up at 4 in the morning to talk with the beanie man.

    • @arnabiarnab3037
      @arnabiarnab3037 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Ohhhhhh that makes a lot of sense
      Will definitely be cutbacks, the compound needs to downsize

    • @stoneneils
      @stoneneils วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I feel awful for Sam he feel a lack within that compels him to agree. That is really sad but demonstrates why Trump is still potentially your next president. Your left is SO SO SO reactive to the right that republicans always get to set the tone of the country. Sam..stay the fk home. Grow a spine. Please

    • @Playlist4Ella
      @Playlist4Ella วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      "I may have committed some light treason."

    • @darrenfleming7901
      @darrenfleming7901 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Exactly what I thought, the money dried up now that he got exposed as a grifter on fucking national tv so it’s not worth continuing the show.

    • @TighelanderII
      @TighelanderII วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      "the beanie man", no "beanie boy"
      (ref to Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent)

  • @jbisthedj
    @jbisthedj วันที่ผ่านมา +231

    Sorry guys i gotta go spend time with my future family

    • @eoinc9511
      @eoinc9511 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      😂

    • @ifgwelf
      @ifgwelf วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      "My future family" HILARIOUS line 😂😂

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He and his rubber girlfriend need to make rubber children.

    • @joshuaDstarks
      @joshuaDstarks วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      That extra room isn’t gonna fill itself

    • @DanTheMailman330
      @DanTheMailman330 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      "Stalking is going to really take time away from the show, guys."
      -Tim Pool (probably)

  • @Grymgar
    @Grymgar วันที่ผ่านมา +251

    I like how Tim Pool thinks that its the amount of time he spends on his show that stands in the way of him having a family, not the CONTENT of the show itself.

    • @redemptionhappens7725
      @redemptionhappens7725 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Right? Nothing like having on people who believe the downfall of western civilization is because women now vote and have rights.

    • @charlesandrews2360
      @charlesandrews2360 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      He should probably go to University to get an education and meet some girls. Two birds with one stone so to speak.
      He can wear a baseball hat backwards to hide his bald spot and look like a regular college student.

    • @Hillary92126
      @Hillary92126 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      @@charlesandrews2360 he’d need to get his GED first since he’s an 8th Grade dropout.

    • @millej11
      @millej11 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@charlesandrews2360 that would require sometimes taking off his hat

    • @stoneneils
      @stoneneils วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@charlesandrews2360 The irony is he'd probably have a gf if he took off the hat.

  • @RancorousSea
    @RancorousSea วันที่ผ่านมา +129

    The CFO told him to cut back on the beanie budget and Tim decided to shut down the entire company

  • @samalthus
    @samalthus วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    It is the classic move of politicians avoiding a scandal by resigning so they can “spend time with my family”. He just lacks the family to spend time with

    • @fefelarue2948
      @fefelarue2948 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The Feds are talking to his crew.

    • @Qorelin
      @Qorelin 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      As the GOP has been doing lately, he can just borrow one.

  • @Sloimer
    @Sloimer วันที่ผ่านมา +232

    No way in hell the Tenet media story is unrelated to this decision.

    • @ifgwelf
      @ifgwelf วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Exactly what I thought when I saw him making this statement. Like was the Russian money really filling some financial gaps for them.

    • @cassandratq9301
      @cassandratq9301 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      🎯

    • @christophergreen6595
      @christophergreen6595 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      ​@@ifgwelf or he's worried about financial liability.
      On your hypothesis, tho... He's been running this grift almost a decade now and after the election well...probably has a good idea of how viable it is going forward as the trump excitement peaks and drops off.

    • @karahenry3973
      @karahenry3973 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Is it possible that he lost real viewer revenue when they found out he was Russian funded?

    • @kevinboyle9784
      @kevinboyle9784 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Its more like the grift got uncovered; and he cant rake in 100k per week on listener revenue alone…so take the money and run.
      Tim is actually the smartest of us all.

  • @shassett79
    @shassett79 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    The saddest part of this is the idea that Tim was sacrificing his shot at domestic bliss because he thought his show was "something of value."

    • @mostHumblePersonAlive
      @mostHumblePersonAlive วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      His show was so valuable he had to hold back his impeccable genes

    • @stoneneils
      @stoneneils วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      No the saddest part is Sam agreed..this ruined my day...i can't believe it.

    • @kingjamization
      @kingjamization วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That's because he thought he was something of actual value

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah, well it was honestly just a self-report.
      I doubt he would have been MUCH better at dating without the show _TBH._
      *Yes he has poisoned the well for himself, **_but ALSO the water wasn't very appealing/healthy to begin with._* 💀
      Like he's ALWAYS been a grifter who samples his own product for as long as he's had a media career so I doubt he was a very good person to begin with. 😅

  • @matthewbeeny3750
    @matthewbeeny3750 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    What the fuck could 30 employees possibly be doing around there

    • @christaylor9095
      @christaylor9095 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      Eating sushi and clogging up the plumbing, is what I hear.

    • @al2275
      @al2275 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Going to banks to exchange the currency.

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      laughing at tim's jokes, beanie washing duties, rich guy takeovers of local small town skate parks etc

    • @49perfectss
      @49perfectss วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Draining his bank account while pretending to like him 😂

    • @TheWastedAccount12
      @TheWastedAccount12 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@mj.l aw come on both of us know that beanie ain't getting cleaned 😂
      probably smells like rancid butter by now

  • @bearVshark100
    @bearVshark100 วันที่ผ่านมา +152

    He’s on his way to produce the saddest child who’s ever lived besides himself.

    • @ifgwelf
      @ifgwelf วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Or his child will become self aware and fully leftist. 😅

    • @mrdaveythebaby
      @mrdaveythebaby วันที่ผ่านมา

      You forgot that Shapiro and that trans and woman hating guy have kids too.

    • @Ipraytopesci
      @Ipraytopesci วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I think he needs a second person for that to happen.

    • @alexj-t2331
      @alexj-t2331 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      IF he has one

    • @jane9469
      @jane9469 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Genuinely though. Feel sorry for kids with parents like him.

  • @attaxiaffxi7033
    @attaxiaffxi7033 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

    Imagine Tim pool pursuing your family
    “He’s gaining on us!”

    • @MarsHottentot
      @MarsHottentot วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Doing rad skate tricks

  • @kushclarkkent6669
    @kushclarkkent6669 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

    Whoever does the titles has made my whole year lmao. I had to create a playlist dedicated to them. Give that person a damn raise Sam!

  • @dariang4725
    @dariang4725 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    Tim doesn't want to put his family at risk. He only wants to endanger the famiy of those he disagrees with.

  • @Kollieprime9
    @Kollieprime9 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    Pretty wholesome hearing sam wanting to make sure he’s with his son for Halloween since he’s about to hit his expiration date for that holiday lol

  • @schoolbusgraveyard
    @schoolbusgraveyard วันที่ผ่านมา +78

    He’s lazy himself, he just reacts emotionally to everything and doesn’t take the time to read about the topics he wants to cover. 😂

    • @ralphrmillerjr
      @ralphrmillerjr วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      great take...his laziness has to be epic to have to have a 30+ member crew to create this type of content...does Mr. Beast have even half that amount??

    • @TalabAlSahra
      @TalabAlSahra วันที่ผ่านมา

      I sure hope if he does have a kid on the way, that he’s married with a prenup because according to him women are all gold diggers who care only about money and status and what better way to get money than to get knocked up by some dipshit incel with millions of dollars and a compound and not be married. Because I absolutely refuse to believe any woman other than an actual gold digger wanting to have ANYTHING to do with Tim Pool.

    • @wiredvibe1678
      @wiredvibe1678 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@ralphrmillerjr most of those are hired friends

  • @wusashicat1
    @wusashicat1 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    13:25 'overseeing the impregnation of somebody' is the most upsetting phrase I've heard this week 😂

  • @pablothepurplepenguin
    @pablothepurplepenguin วันที่ผ่านมา +80

    A reminder that Dim Fool’s brother hates him for stealing his website, his sister hates him for how terribly he treated her and her daughter while under his employ and his dad hates him for how he’s treated his siblings and political views.

    • @thematman92
      @thematman92 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Do you have a sauce for that? I'm not saying I don't believe you I would just like to know more about this?

    • @coldwar45
      @coldwar45 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      His dad has called in regularly and has said he doesn't hate his son.

    • @pablothepurplepenguin
      @pablothepurplepenguin วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@coldwar45 ridicules relentlessly. Is that better?

    • @casanino
      @casanino วันที่ผ่านมา

      Pool's dad says he doesn't care for Tim's show, his motivations ($$$), and his politics. The best thing he could say about Tim was that at least he hasn't killed anyone (debatable given Tim's COVID misinformation) and (I think) Mr. Pool also said at least his son wasn't in prison. ​@@coldwar45

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      ​@@coldwar45tims dad has a TH-cam channel to apologize for his son being the worst

  • @ArchlordZer0
    @ArchlordZer0 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    First Cold-Feet Crowder and now Runaway Pool

    • @thinlizzyhc
      @thinlizzyhc วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Timid Timmy

    • @cathyosbourne6986
      @cathyosbourne6986 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Timmy starting a family and Crowder ended one.

  • @graperuby8130
    @graperuby8130 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    You guys roasting Tim pool will never get old😂

  • @MichaelTorres-b2v
    @MichaelTorres-b2v วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    I’ve had to wake up at 4am to take an early one hour flight before. And it was awful. But I didn’t have to talk to Tim Pool at the end of it. I can’t imagine.

    • @kylechaos8379
      @kylechaos8379 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Imagine waking up at 4 am to work like a lot of men do...and imagine whining about it to get on a plane to talk. You guys are soft as fuck.

    • @Alex-0597
      @Alex-0597 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@kylechaos8379LMAO, what a child. Bragging about waking up at 4 AM and thinking that's something. Come back when you have to wake up at 5 PM the previous day to make it to work like I did. That's what makes a real man

  • @ams197610
    @ams197610 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    He did not impregnate anyone. He is using "family" vaguely to make it sound serious and relatable and he's being a "protector". His Russian money spigot got turned off.

    • @al2275
      @al2275 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ☝🔝

    • @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness
      @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I sort of read into it like he was referring to his business/employees as his "family".

    • @simplicitylost
      @simplicitylost 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@El-Duderino-His-Dudeness That would be weird. I thought he was making it sound like one of his parents/siblings is sick. …Or he wants to try to _start_ a family…?

    • @brentwalker8596
      @brentwalker8596 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Maybe the DOJ had a word with him.

  • @sporer_
    @sporer_ วันที่ผ่านมา +84

    The sirens are so perfectly timed at the beginning

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      That’s what’s going on in his head

  • @STANTHONYPRODUCTIONS
    @STANTHONYPRODUCTIONS วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    I spit my drink out “we’re a pretty lazy operation here” 😂

    • @john70689
      @john70689 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Probably why they don't make as much money as Tim

    • @zagreus5773
      @zagreus5773 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      @john70682 The lack of Russian money might also play a role.

  • @ComradeCatpurrnicus
    @ComradeCatpurrnicus วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    Who among us doesn't rejoice with cryptic riddles and seething contempt when announcing "good" news.

  • @TheGuy-cf2rg
    @TheGuy-cf2rg วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    "It's not because of financial problems we're making a lot of money"
    Yeah Tim, we know you understand the TENETs of how to make money!!...... Ok, I'll see myself out!!!

  • @aw2031zap
    @aw2031zap วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    Tim Pool couldn't impregnate a beanie.

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Not from lack of trying, I'm sure.

    • @benjaminjameskreger
      @benjaminjameskreger วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Don't tempt him

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      are you sure? his beanie has a baby in it 365 days a year

    • @Bigredhound
      @Bigredhound 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      💀

  • @jackjackthompson5771
    @jackjackthompson5771 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    If Sam is his last guest after giving him the Occupy start it would be poetic! 😂

  • @cristobaldavenport3026
    @cristobaldavenport3026 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    5:46 I come for the news commentary, but more so for the occasional background laugh! 😂

    • @vleaky3430
      @vleaky3430 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Oh no the background laughs always fix my life 😂

    • @plasticjesus444
      @plasticjesus444 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      i always love the background laugh

  • @mrdaveythebaby
    @mrdaveythebaby วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    I get that Tim Pool works really hard, so many hours. It's just that reading newspaper articles into a camera without understanding any of the issues they cover wouldn't be that hard for any mentally competent person...
    He works very hard at being subpar. That's good for him.

    • @ryangentry4892
      @ryangentry4892 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Really says alot about his journalistic integrity huh?

    • @OrgaNik_Music
      @OrgaNik_Music 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@ryangentry4892 his what now

  • @PowerSurge82
    @PowerSurge82 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    Rumor is Tim has been banned from Dennys, Waffle House and all the Bob Evans in the tri-state area because he just sits at the tables and watches families without ordering anything.

    • @OrgaNik_Music
      @OrgaNik_Music 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      "I was looking at you across the restaurant, and I was just wondering if you'd like to be my family"

    • @mikebutler6005
      @mikebutler6005 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Now that is some funny shit!

  • @kylevanzandbergen3285
    @kylevanzandbergen3285 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    He did just make a tweet about going to a restaurant with a girlfriend where he got upset at not understanding what reservations are. Maybe he’s trying to learn how to do normal things with her.

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Craziest thing is someone actually going out with him. They must have lost a bet or something…

    • @ifgwelf
      @ifgwelf วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      ​​@@juvedoo99 or they're a fangirl which is a terrifying thought

    • @kylevanzandbergen3285
      @kylevanzandbergen3285 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      @@juvedoo99she goes to a different school, in Canada, so that’s why you don’t know her

    • @ShadowGun625
      @ShadowGun625 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Hey you gotta be quick to get the last of that Kremlin money.

    • @puffball4484
      @puffball4484 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      ​@juvedoo99 desperate women are everywhere. She is probably a pick me who is a fan of his show. I wish her healing.

  • @ComradeCatpurrnicus
    @ComradeCatpurrnicus วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    "The Kremlin money has run dry. It's just me, the sush, the skateboard dungeon compound, and da boysh, it's time to make some babies"

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Took the first date to the compound and showed her I have fifty different types of cereal (actual Tim quote on his tour) woman LOVE weird compounds with different cereal varieties!

    • @ComradeCatpurrnicus
      @ComradeCatpurrnicus วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@shanemcgonnell9910 No freaking way that's a real thing he said 😂 actually... ya, I believe it.

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@ComradeCatpurrnicus not a joke look up (if he hasn’t deleted it yet) Tim pool house tour. He brags about having fifty different types of cereal a skatepark and video arcade games… he was a 34 year old man at this period

    • @ComradeCatpurrnicus
      @ComradeCatpurrnicus วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@shanemcgonnell9910 He's such a manchild, the age of 12 was probably when he peaked 😅

    • @j0j0dartiste21
      @j0j0dartiste21 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@shanemcgonnell9910there's nothing inherently wrong with those but Tim gives me the impression that he's treating them like candy in a windowless van

  • @JEffinger
    @JEffinger วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    Tim Poole was spending all his money buying his friends

  • @Bearzo23
    @Bearzo23 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    I like to get my news about Tim pool here 😎

  • @puffball4484
    @puffball4484 วันที่ผ่านมา +76

    Tim is quitting because his funding got pulled. That's it. The family thing is a cop out. Jeff Bezos found the time to have a family but Tim can't because of his podcast? Yeah no.

    • @benjaminjameskreger
      @benjaminjameskreger วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I actually believe him, he's complaining about working 16 hour days, handling everything himself.. because he's a bad leader and manager.
      He could just be a normal competent CEO, but apparently that's actually untrue. Could just sign a contract for another network if the option's available.

    • @stoneneils
      @stoneneils วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      What woman is going to date a dude who's going to insist on having the baby regardless of the state of the relationship. No way in hell...only the most desperate baby-desiring 38 year old will go for that deal. Like me if I were a woman lol..I'm 54..sure I'd have Tim's baby at this point hehheeh....oh boy i am funny.

    • @QueenKunta
      @QueenKunta วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Exactly. Which is why he mentions guests would probably be local.

    • @puffball4484
      @puffball4484 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@stoneneils oh there are plenty of them. Tim has just been on his high horse and overestimating his appeal to women.

    • @BertDrumsAlot
      @BertDrumsAlot วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      That was the first thought that came to my mind. I know PhD students who probably have a heavier workload than Vladtim and still make time for life.

  • @MintTea2005
    @MintTea2005 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Sam as your loyal follower I gotta let you know this vital information, after carefully listening and reviewing Tim F. Pool’s frequencies. I have come to the conclusion that Tim is pregnant, a miraculous miracle has occurred where Tim has gotten himself pregnant, (also know as mpreg in some communities!). Please be sure to congratulate Tim once you meet him!

  • @nataliepaad1869
    @nataliepaad1869 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Alex pretended he's shutting it down like every other week before his current mess . 🤣 Is he entering his Alex Jones era?? He's mad at the crew?? He's getting tired from fighting the good fight?? He's going to take his family fishing?? What in the Info Wars is going on??

    • @garivczdanv1458
      @garivczdanv1458 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Going out of business sale every week?

    • @danielzimmerman5837
      @danielzimmerman5837 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      "I might just never come back."

    • @DonaldRickert
      @DonaldRickert วันที่ผ่านมา

      Maybe Tim is a frog, and he's turned gay. Now, he wants to adopt some kids and spend time with them?

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      "Go to rebroadcast. I'm done."

    • @squreshi8413
      @squreshi8413 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Have some respect. Alex Jones’ pinkie finger was more interesting than beanie baby. THEYRE TURNING THE FROGS GAY.

  • @AwesometownUSA
    @AwesometownUSA วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    5:45 Sam: we’re a pretty lazy operation here…
    Matt: _WHAT._

  • @ameliawester
    @ameliawester วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Tim Pool who hates being single but talks more and more everyday about shit that will keep him single, including saying "I don't think its me, I just think its everyone else".

  • @sargonsblackgrandfather2072
    @sargonsblackgrandfather2072 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    The thought of debating Sam Seder literally drove Tim into retirement.

  • @dayvel
    @dayvel วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    He must be going to jail or something.

  • @Mattimator
    @Mattimator วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    That title is wild work.

  • @DjEightNine
    @DjEightNine วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    He is quitting because he knows he is going to have a court appearance for that Russian money and will have to take off his beenie and expose his bald head.

    • @cathyosbourne6986
      @cathyosbourne6986 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      No way!?!?!?!

    • @kerseyHarding
      @kerseyHarding 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I don’t think that’s true, there weren’t any charges filed against him as far as I know. He is in a defamation lawsuit though

  • @soulsquest
    @soulsquest วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    Tim's dad is super rad. Would recommend you watch him. I think his youtube channel is literally Tim Pool's dad XD

    • @mikecynic5167
      @mikecynic5167 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      He's called in a few times.

    • @benjaminjameskreger
      @benjaminjameskreger วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      He's here in the comment section!

  • @jessicawalton3497
    @jessicawalton3497 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I think Sam crushed Tim when he mentioned his obligation to his son on Halloween. The clock in the beanie started ticking loudly.

  • @shirk_slayer
    @shirk_slayer วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    As a Muslim I love my Jewish cousins like this brave man who stand up for humanity; tribalism be damned.

  • @Semiotichazey
    @Semiotichazey วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Why don't people call him Poolboy? It's right there!

    • @matthewetie7539
      @matthewetie7539 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Too much disrespect to actual pool boys

    • @fiorefan
      @fiorefan 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Pool boys are very successful with women. Or so I have heard.

  • @fuzzymcwazzy1293
    @fuzzymcwazzy1293 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    It sounds like something bad is about to come out, and he's trying to get out of the spotlight and prepare as much as possible

  • @promeitheus
    @promeitheus วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Poor timmy thought the putin cash would flow forever WAAAAH

  • @chrism70kc
    @chrism70kc 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Here's my hare-brained theory: I don't think Tim actually invited Sam.
    Tim is always frustrated that his staff doesn't do enough work. He is constantly complaining about being surrounded by lazy people (bacon grease in the sink!!!).
    I think that one of his disgruntled staff members decided to book Sam Seder on his show WITHOUT TELLING TIM just to stick it to him. And now that it's booked, Tim is freaking out because he knows he can't handle being in the same room as Sam and he also knows how much blowback would occur if he uninvited Sam. So Tim is now creating an excuse that he needs to take a "step back" and "focus on his family" so he can avoid the interview that he never wanted to do in the first place.

  • @SailorAnthy
    @SailorAnthy วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Not yall playing Adele’s “Someone like you” violin version over Tim Pool 😂😅

  • @alexkats30
    @alexkats30 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    13:22 "Overseeing th impregnation of someone" 😂😂😂
    OMFG, Sam is so brutal and smooth at the same time it's insane 😂😂😂 goat

  • @cassandratq9301
    @cassandratq9301 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I think it's possible that DOJ has informed him he is going to be charged in the Russian case.

    • @rblongfellow
      @rblongfellow วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Praise be. Blessed is the fruit

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    He’s scared of you

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      common Seder W

  • @SuperToughnut
    @SuperToughnut วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I will be a member soon. I like this show. It's fun.

  • @kreskinkun
    @kreskinkun 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    I love Tim either pretending not to understand as a defense mechanism, or being such a sociopath as to actually not understand, that the main reason people would criticize him for not having children is his weirdly vicarious championing of traditional family values and spiteful criticism of presumed beta males and cat ladies, while living in the Foot Clan underground skate arcade from the first TMNT movie with a bunch of Lost Boys instead of starting a family himself.

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      He's like a less charismatic Rush Limbaugh in that sense. Family values conservative but married and divorced a hundred times with no children. He's just an easy target when he goes off about traditional families and all that stuff when he's transparently not doing it himself.
      Tim's been on this kick for a while that the left is going to body-positivity and abort itself out of existence, which is an idiotic thing to assert because people all across the political spectrum terminate pregnancies and the unhealthiest states tend to be Republican. That conservatives are going to out-reproduce liberals or something, as if conservative parents can't have liberal kids or vice versa.
      I think it's just an illustration of how extremely online Tim is. Since the only people he watches and hangs around with are a bunch of conservative trad Chad types, he thinks most Trump voters are gym bros with fifty kids and a homestead who only eat produce they grow and meat they slaughter themselves. I live in the south and, in a word, no.

  • @STANTHONYPRODUCTIONS
    @STANTHONYPRODUCTIONS วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    You were Tim’s first interview, and you’ll be his last. 😂🔥

    • @dullyvampir83
      @dullyvampir83 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      "When a daddy pays a mommy very very much, she might be able to tolerate his presence long enough to get her pregnant."
      - Tim Pool (probably)

    • @olavrell
      @olavrell วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@dullyvampir83 That's how it works for Trump at least.

  • @TheRico725
    @TheRico725 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Tim Pools right hand is suffering so he needs to take care of that "family"

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      His right hand is pregnant

    • @firefly9838
      @firefly9838 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dustinsindledecker154so is mine to be fair

    • @TheRico725
      @TheRico725 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @dustinsindledecker154 I heard he's two timing with the left one.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TheRico725
      🤣🤣

    • @TheWastedAccount12
      @TheWastedAccount12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      carpal tunnel's a bihh

  • @oIZemiixo
    @oIZemiixo วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    It’s so obvious that now that the Russia money ran out the 10k views he gets isn’t enough to pay for all of his beanies

  • @peterlynchchannel
    @peterlynchchannel 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Not to sound like a total boomer, but I'm going to, so, here goes...
    Tim Pool is a representation of what's wrong with this internet generation, checked out of development at a young adult and never experienced the normal processes of life.
    Most normal people will hit a moment when they have to grow up, but unfortunately for Tim, he has succeeded at doing what he does, and is essentially stuck in neverland.
    He's a man in his thirties (or is he 40 yet?) whose peers are teenagers and other developmentally stunted men of his age.
    It's tragic, but hey, at least he's rich, so he can pay to keep the bubble going.
    The fact that he's so influential is a very negative sign of our times.

    • @HerculeDevantrien
      @HerculeDevantrien 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      You have to admit though, it's pretty hilarious how Tim's inability to grow up manifests. The guy gets a small media empire, and what does he channel his notoriety and money into? Private skate parks and promotion for his emo rock band. Guy has a massive platform, and uses it to discuss politics that he can't be bothered researching and how it's everyone's fault but his own that he can't get a girlfriend. That has to be the most edgy teenager behavior ever observed in a rich quadragenarian.

  • @doktortutankamazon31
    @doktortutankamazon31 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Poor management always blame the workers.

  • @yesSirIWill
    @yesSirIWill 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    "To the best of his abilities, he's going to persue a family" broke me.

  • @zacharyrichard2764
    @zacharyrichard2764 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Tim pool is already in his Halloween costume - Oscar the grouch

  • @lildrummerboy65
    @lildrummerboy65 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    “He knows all the letters!”
    Incredible.

  • @christineherrmann205
    @christineherrmann205 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I have this impression of Tim Pool chasing a family. Hot pursuit.

  • @eoinc9511
    @eoinc9511 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Tim can’t even afford a scabbard for his sword 😢

  • @seanlecomber7530
    @seanlecomber7530 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "I'm going on paternity leave so I can focus on getting someone pregnant. The 18 months before fertilization are so critical in a child's development. "

    • @wileysells1279
      @wileysells1279 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Gotta find a donor.

  • @AwesometownUSA
    @AwesometownUSA วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    “OK sure, maybe I don’t have a girlfriend, but it’s not bc I suck and have bad vibes; it’s bc I’ve been _too busy to find one.”_ - Tim

  • @LeighWHeard
    @LeighWHeard วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    So, you don't want to miss Halloween with your family, in order to do a 10:00am radio show, in a room with a sometimes unhinged host who has an unsheathed katana within reach on the wall behind him? That sounds fair and reasonable to me.

    • @danielzimmerman5837
      @danielzimmerman5837 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I hope Sam kicks some of that crap off the walls in RM Brown's name.

    • @kingjamization
      @kingjamization วันที่ผ่านมา

      Apparently you don't need self control, accountability, awareness, or ownership of any such thing in a compound full of your friends. I still have my doubts about it being about his family. Since when did Tim Pool care?

  • @vanadyan1674
    @vanadyan1674 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Good for you Tim. Take your bag of Rubles, let that dome breathe, and enjoy your retirement compound.

    • @harrisonlorens3585
      @harrisonlorens3585 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Let that dome breathe 😭😂😭

  • @kurks001
    @kurks001 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    The only possible way Tim is "pursuing a family" is in a Funny Games type situation.

  • @davec-1378
    @davec-1378 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Did the Russian checks bounce?

  • @Max_Guardian_of_Oa
    @Max_Guardian_of_Oa วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, CUZ Tim pools pursuing a family out here

    • @ronthorn3
      @ronthorn3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂

  • @alexkats30
    @alexkats30 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Weird that a few days after the funding scandal and a few days before the Sam debate, Tim is considering quitting...

  • @qizhong
    @qizhong วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Firstly, nobody asked him to sacrifice anything for anything. He made that choice himself.
    Secondly, not having a family or children is not the personal insult that Tim Pool thinks that it is - it is simply a personal choice.
    Lastly, he can make the announcement that he's making in a much less weird and dramatic way.

  • @playRadiataStoriesonPS2
    @playRadiataStoriesonPS2 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    "pursuing my family life to the best of my ability" is such a great line

    • @jimdolen225
      @jimdolen225 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Forced much???

  • @jaysteve4442
    @jaysteve4442 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Sam is giving him too much credit. He is 100% doing this to have a reason to cancel their debate. Im 100% sure.

  • @krasnodarling
    @krasnodarling 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    “I have have important announcement. My staff is incompetent and the show is financially and logistically unsustainable, which is why I must leave to take care of the family I do not (yet?) have. Also, the show will continue virtually unchanged.”

  • @MrBrokenwrenches
    @MrBrokenwrenches วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Maybe Sam should cancel due to Tim's lack of security.

    • @davidtobias6893
      @davidtobias6893 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Legit would be scared goin there

  • @wileysells1279
    @wileysells1279 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    The litmus test for a grifter is how afraid they are to debate Sam Seder. Crowder, Rubin, and Tim Pool max out.

  • @mippa5830
    @mippa5830 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    He's literally cancelling the show to avoid you. Lol

  • @lite1979
    @lite1979 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Tim Pool expresses himself as the Nintendo "Wii"

  • @JetstarMann
    @JetstarMann วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    So fatherhood and working for a living is too hard???

  • @drdrai7479
    @drdrai7479 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    A selfie of a beanie-less Tim Pool in Turkey with a full head of hair, and in the background is a startled Eric Adams.

  • @jackjackthompson5771
    @jackjackthompson5771 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Once the nuclear fog of ex TH-camrs clears, the only thing left will be roaches and Majority Report! 😂🥳🥳

  • @banjo7458
    @banjo7458 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    This kind of Tim Pool content makes me laugh so hard 😭😭😭

  • @sly2076
    @sly2076 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    All those Skate Parks he keeps buying up ain't cheap when the Rubles arent flowing.

  • @foehammer5047
    @foehammer5047 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    A bldebate with Sam in the near future, several lawsuits coming up and it's recently been revealed he is a mouthpiece for a hostile foreign power.
    Quitting now is the smartest thing Tim has done.

  • @Beth-pf6oo
    @Beth-pf6oo วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Tim Pools voice will 4ever be linked to The Rose instrumental, and it will always be hilarious 😂

    • @casanino
      @casanino วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Isn't that an Adele song in the background of Tim's whining?

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@casanino
      Yes it was.

    • @Beth-pf6oo
      @Beth-pf6oo 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I know it was Adele in this one, but I hear the rose any time I hear tim pool speak 😂

  • @dennislopez1272
    @dennislopez1272 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "I'm producing something that is valuable to people." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I didn't know Tim had a comedy show.

  • @TigreModerata
    @TigreModerata วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    where did gregorian's moneys go??

  • @karahenry3973
    @karahenry3973 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I used to think Sam was mean to poor Dave Rubin now, Tim Pool. Thank you for showing me how pathetic the right wing grift is and for really making me laugh today.