Is this a Christmas Movie or a BONKERS HORROR MOVIE?
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On the plus side, someone stealing your identity must mean you've really made it as a TH-camr!
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So many of these scammer bots are popping up in video comments everywhere. I always report it when I get one.
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You mean the twist isn't that Susan's great-grandfather murdered the actress after she rejected him and her soul is now trapped in the angel?
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Would definitely be included in the plot of horror movie version
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See, now THAT'S a movie I'd watch!
I would totally watch that version!!
The artist didn't get the breakup date wrong because the script was wrong but because men don't listen. Truly deep writing.
Pardon... I was miles way... thinking about the Kapoo Snow Thrower, 18 Inch Electric Snow Blower with180° Rotatable Chute and Overload Protection... what were you saying?
He misrembered Christmas Eve for Christmas day, it is a very small detail. He was actually a decent listener. Awful painter tho.
BUT HE ISN'T THAT GUY, HE SAID SO
@@pushinguproses I'm sorry but that so-called Angel should turn out to be A Demon in disguise maybe Satan Himself?
@@pushinguproses The Painting Guy looks like A loser Val Kilmer wannabe or A Skeet Ulrich wannabe
I love that the horror edit still has “you can’t dry clean a tie!“ in it
True horror that
Clearly the best line in the whole movie
So, if the angel falls over when she's talking to the guy she doesn't like, it's a sign that she shouldn't go out with him, but if it falls over when she's talking to the guy she does like, it's a sign that she should go out with him?
Yup! And now you understand religion and superstition completely.
@@Belgand Oh boy, is that correct!
hallmark logic in a nutshell
@@Belgand 😂 pretty much.
-Constantly harasses her in person and by text for dates
-Straight up declares he's not taking "No" for an answer
"My last girlfriend Anna, she said that she would rather be alone than be with me."
"Big red flags! Get your big red flags here! Can't celebrate Christmas without BIG RED FLAAAAGS!"
You're so right!
Anna, not taking No for an answer, harassing in person and by text...
IS THIS GUY CHRISTIAN GREY?!
Aging women cannot afford to refuse bachelors with decent jobs
@Ronkyort0dox anyone single with a decent job cannot be turned down by people that are aging?
Damn, what a sign of utter desperation if that'd the bar you want to be standard.
Oh shit is this bastard Christian Grey?
The guy insulting someone for being a male model looks more like a male model than the guy he's calling a male model. They had their script. Then the cast the roles. Then they were just like.... yeah we're not rewriting any of this.
It's also a really bad sign when a guy you've been steadily dating (at his insistence) for a few weeks sees you look *visibly uncomfortable* when another guy comes up and talks to you, and then he concludes that guy is competition and starts lobbing baseless insults at him. Almost like the guy who pestered her relentlessly for a date is unhealthily clingy and possessive.
That's Luke Evans who has literally worked in modeling positions for Versace, GQ and esquire. That joke kind of falls flat.
I'm disappointed Brady and Derek didn't end up together by the end. This scene could've been a perfect segue to start their romance. "You think I look like a male model? Wanna get a cup of coffee and see where it goes?" And then Derek tries the Christmas blend and smiles toward the camera. ;-)
I kid, but seriously, it would have been a better romance than the cloying angel story.
Derek used to be married to a gorgeous Cylon 150 thousand years ago so perhaps anyone else he wants to date thereafter is going to be less than perfect & a notch down, hence maybe why the uppity attitude.
@@incredibleflameboy ... "That's Luke Evans who has literally worked in modeling positions for Versace, GQ and esquire. That joke kind of falls flat." ... Are you talking about Derek? No, that's Tahmoh Penikett, of reimagined Battlestar Galactica fame (2003-2009).
I don’t have a cursed Christmas statue but I do have a skeleton octopus that I left out one year after Halloween and my then 4 year old decorated it with ornaments and it’s now become our family tradition to leave him out during Christmas to be decorated in holiday cheer. I love him so much now
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We have a skeleton dog named Dog who just permanently lives in our living room and gets decorated for all holidays and birthdays. He's excellent, I don't know why everyone doesn't do this.
Speaking of Christmas horror, The Santa Clause (1994) is a body horror movie. A man unwittingly puts on an enchanted suit and slowly morphs into Santa Claus while also losing the elements of his personality that made him him. Change my mind.
sounds like the movie "clown" disturbing horror movie . wouldn't recommend watching.
Can you ruin another part of my childhood?
There's like... a handful of things still intact, you know? /j
The creators of the Cuphead Show definitely leaned into that aspect.
Yep, the santa suit is basically an alien symbiote, like Venom.
@@hotties3v3nCHRIST I FORGOT THAT MOVIE EXISTED. god damn no wonder body horror freaks me out so bad. i was always uncomfy watching The Santa Clause and just never really thought about it, but that’s definitely why
The implication of this story are actually terrifying.
Not saying the angel is dangerous, but you shouldn't try to destroy it, you know, because of the implication
Is Derek a demon? Guy quickly left the conversation seeing the Angel.
@@DubExp Funny fact, the actor played an angel in a couple episodes of Supernatural.
@@werelemur1138 oh I knew he looked familiar! He played the Angel Gadreel
@@werelemur1138 oh yeah!!! lmaoo!!💀
Years ago a friend got me a Doctor Who-themed weeping angel christmas ornament and it is truly less creepy than that hand-carved nightmare.
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Weeping Angels were all I could think about watching this lmao
@@sofiyumsme too.
12:15 I like to imagine there's an unseen sub-plot where the angel is constantly taunting Derek with hallucination-like experiences. That's why he gets so uncomfortable by it and just ran away mid explanation.
Oh, that is definitely what is going on.
I believe everything you just said.
Let me see if I have this correct: Mabel McNut's ghost is trapped in this statue and used ghost magic to bring her great grandson together with the great granddaughter of a man she kind of dated for a little while? This is pure insanity.
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What did you expect, WW1 was the end of human sanity and the begging of evil gods in human skin!
I'm also confused about why the cabin ended up in Mabel's family...
My interpretation is that Susan's great-grandfather imbued his statue with all of his obsessed infatuation. But because his emotions were unrequited, the statue gained a sort of sentience. Now the statue is forever tasked (or cursed?) with getting Great-grandfather and his descendants hooked up with the person who will return their love/infatuation. But now that Susan has been matched with a descendant of "Jessica Rose," perhaps the curse is finally broken and that statue can return to its former, pain-free existence.
@@pompe221 "But if you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and e t e r n i t y."
This entire movie would have been worth it if her reaction to getting the Christmas coffee was "oh wow that's terrible!"
"Why the h*ll would anyone drink this? It tastes like cat p*ss!"
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David Lynch approves
Her reaction looks like Kamala being excited about buses!.
So according to Imdb, Ron Oliver the director has of the highest ranked Christmas movies on Hallmark (Christmas at the Plaza was quite good) and his work on Are You Afraid Of The Dark back in the 1990s (17 episodes) is considered one of "Top Ten Most Frightening TV Shows" ever made. Oh and his mother claims she went into labor with him at a drive-in while watching Psycho with contractions beginning during the shower scene
Wow didn't know that
Oliver also wrote the splendid and very self-aware horror film Prom Night 2: Hello, Mary Lou and its follow-up. I think Angel's odd tone
is very, very deliberate.
oh that's so fucking perfect though
@@thewingedporpoise It's a story you can't buy
He directed The Tale Of Laughing In The Dark, which IIRC is one of Roses’ favourites
14:22 I laughed so hard they just HAD to prove a point with that holiday coffee. I wish she'd have hated it lol
That would have been genuinely hilarious
*Take a big sip*
*violently spit it out*
"BLEARG! No, I was right on that one, this is actually disgusting!"
Hey all! Just FYI: This video is under review for a copyright claim dispute with Hallmark. Right now it's unblocked so it's viewable, but it's not monetized and there's a chance it could get denied and go back to being blocked, so if it randomly disappears, that's why. Hopefully it gets released though. Happy Holidays!
I had a hard time even finding it
Happy holidays, Roses
Best of luck with your ongoing legal dispute with the greeting card company, Roses.
@@notavailable2590 agreed 📼
Copyright strikes are completely broken. You should cheer yourself up by watching Pottersville on Netflix. General Zod accidentally sets off a Bigfoot craze in his diminishing small town during Xmas season. Co-starring Ron Perlman, Christina Hendricks, Judy Greer, and Ian McShane. It is a combination of It's A Wonderful Life and Jaws, featuring a shockingly accurate reenactment of the Christian Bale Terminator Salvation meltdown!
It also has Ron Perlman trying to explain being a furry.
It's bonkers in the best way possible.
Your fake trailer was amazing! That had the perfect creepy vibe to match that weird ass Angel. I haven't seen an Angel that disturbing since Doctor Who.
It had me in tears. Thats prob why Hallmark is coming down.
That wooden Angel is way way creepier than my Weeping Angel tree topper!
DON'T BLINK! 😱
The only note is I'd add in that angel voice with "Be not afraid" at the very end under the title card.
Got to admit, if the film was like the trailer, it would be a good Christmas flick.
Not a Christmas STATUE horror story per se, but when I was much younger (maybe 7 or 8) my dad rented a reindeer mascot-style costume and had one of our family members wear it pretending to be Rudolph on Christmas Eve. When all that whimsy and wonder was over they put the costume into the family van for safekeeping away from us kids. Fast forward a couple hours and my father asks me to go out to the van and get a present that we had forgotten out there.
Pretty sure I should have been on soccer team that year with how fast I ran screaming back into the house.
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"Anyway, that is what my zodiac." is one of those lines that's going to stick with me for a long, long time. Thank you for sharing it with me.
"All I know is that I do not look anything like a ram"
12:41 "If you and Brady are supposed to be together, it may already be out of your hands!"
Wow. That line totally belonged in the horror movie promo cut.
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With the Psycho theme playing in the background. 😅
I am constantly distracted by the fact that the angel looks EXACTLY like the leading lady. I was absolutely sure it was going to become a plot point and I'm still trying to work it in somehow.
I noticed that too and the only thing I can think is that her father was groomed by the Christmas angel since he was a small boy and he went out and married a woman that looked as much like her as he could find, with the angel's help, thereby producing the daughter. When she and Brady have a little girl, the angel will finally have a human vessel to inhabit.
literally looks like a witch cursed the lead actress and turned her into that doll. prop department made some weird choices
@@Chibbykins that is what I thought it would be going by the title.
@@RevanAlaire Right? Before she started going over the plot, I thought the lead actress was going to be literally the Christmas angel statue come to life.
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
I thought the exact same thing. Why would they do that?! The actress is Brady's ancestor, not hers.
Also, he didn't know his grandmother was on Broadway? Really? When they were researching her earlier, he should have known
I actually have a cursed Christmas angel story. When I was 5 or so we kept all our Christmas stuff in the basement and one day my mom ran upstairs with our angel tree topper, tears of rage streaming down her face. The angel had been knocked over and half the head cracked off (idr the details but it had sentimental value to her). I swore up and down that I didn't do it but I think I'd recently broken something else in the house and lied about it so my mom didn't believe me. When she finally calmed down and investigated further, she saw claw marks on the angel and realized our cat, Cinnamon, was to blame. She obviously felt really bad and apologized to me but she glued the thing's head back together and kept bringing it out, year after year. Even though I was cleared of all guilt, the memory is still a little traumatizing and every time I see that angel all Frankenstein'd back together I take a little psychic damage 🙈
Why would you try to woo a woman with a Christmas ornament!? Who does that?
That bit with the cup is film-school class project subtle.
Someone found that prop (or the original the prop was made from) and decided to base a story around it, didn't they?
EDIT: I think I know the answer to my first question now. And that's a guy that thinks the woman he "loves" would give up her career on Broadway to live in a log cabin in some small town.
EDIT EDIT: Okay, now I'm expecting the Winchester brothers to kick a door down, and grab the statue, and throw it in the fireplace as one of the nearly dies.
"A movie that exists" is certainly one way to describe it!
It certainly was a form of comedy.
And boy does it ever exist.
Of all the movies made, it was one of them
"Consists of light and sound. Thumbs!" - Gene Siskel
Although not a cursed statue, my partners family does have a Santa Clause doll from the 40's that they put in a terrarium and bring out for Christmas. It sits in the dining room and I swear it steals a little bit of my soul each time I go over and lock eyes with it.
Maybe it only needs a little bit more of your soul to break free and commit mayhem on the fam
It’s probably too old to throw away now, lest dire things occur.
Delightful as always! It's hard to pick a favorite comment, but I'm going with "Have a baby, wait a year, see how it goes!"
So we actually had a tree topper my mom made similar to the ones that was in the store window in the show except it was wearing all white. Well one winter we have a chimney fire and while there was minimal fire damage, there was a ton of smoke damage. That is, except that angel. It remained perfectly white despite also being in the close proximity to the fire. It was crazy, and very cool
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that trailer editing at the end was top notch
What's really funny is Derek is played by Tahmoh Penniket, who played an angel on the show Supernatural. This is adding a whole new level of hilarity to the wooden angel's reactions to him for me, personally.
And yet I still rather meet Gadreel (or even Naomi) over this tree topper. 😂
@@gilded_lady they're at least semi-decent people sometimes.
I thought recognised him! Well, I know him as Helo from BSG, but those Canadian actors get around (particularly when the shows are both filmed in Vancouver).
THANK YOU SO MUCH I was trying to figure out where I knew him from
I was going to comment this as well! Glad he has steady work but unfortunate it was in this lol.
Every time I see Tahmoh Penikett in anything I'm reminded he was on the show Dollhouse and how that was a really great show.
He also was on Battlestar Galactica, also a great show!
And now he does this... apperently lol
He was great in Battlestar Galactica, shame he’s now trapped in Hallmark land. I’ll have to watch Dollhouse!
Thought the plot twist would either be that Susan and Brady are related, or that the actress died before Great-Granddad could make his choice and her soul was trapped inside the angel for some twisted (probably Christmas-related) reason.
Hallmark Christmas horror might be my new favorite genre! This whole time we thought they were making consumer grade romance dramas, but maybe they're actually running a sleeper horror studio.
"sleeper horror studio" is a great title for this fantastic conspiracy theory!
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More Christmas movies should pivot into horror.
I watched Christmas with the Kranks last night for the first time and the first half is almost a Christmas Stepford Wives as the neighbourhood tries to get Tim Allen into the "Christmas spirit".
@@cmmosher8035 Ever since I watched that movie, I wanted a horror movie about a Jewish family (or black family that celebrates Kwanza) that moves into a new neighborhood that's obsessed with Christmas. They have people breaking in to put up a tree, people throwing ornaments at them, people climbing down their chimney dressed as Santa, bunch of harassing stuff.
@@genericname2747 I want to see this movie.
I'm just going to say it - Black Christmas (the original) is a horror masterpiece
I watched only Christmas Horror movies this year. It was hella fun.
"Angel of Christmas--Angel of Death!" Love the horror movie trailer treatment. I think there are some other TH-cam channels that do trailers of movies as different genres, but I can't remember what they were.
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I enjoyed her grinch face while the dude tells her about the holiday blend
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"This box contains a laptop, which contains Google."
Dying here
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Nice touch in the editing at the end. That is a Christmas horror story I would want to watch.
Yeah, wtf was he meaning with "the information has to be here"?
A century old theater and its archive is a box that wouldn't fit a pair of sneakers?
Yes! I lost it at this 😂
So the angel ruined the relationship between the grandfather and the Broadway star so that their great-grandchildren could be together?
There's clearly a much more complex master plan going on here. I feel like the Bene Gesserit might be involved.
Either that or, for extra horror, the guy was a two-timer and the angel is trying to taint his bloodline by tricking his descendants into a romantic relationship with each-other.
@@Belgand that made me lol
"You can't dry clean a tie" both romance and your horror version - really should have been the movie poster tagline.
Merry Christmas, Roses, I got you a comment. "Make it make sense," was definitely your most insightful piece of snark, this movie has quite a few leaps in logic. Also, that trailer at the end was brilliant.
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When you Google "can you dry clean a tie" this comes up: Absolutely, and honestly, dry cleaning is the best option for removing any stains. If the suit or bow tie is high quality it's probably made of fabrics and materials that do not respond well to water. Fabrics, such as silk, should always be dry cleaned
Yeah, was the implication that the character just buys new ties instead of cleaning them?
If so, eat the rich
@@helenl3193 He's not rich, that's why he's so upset about the tie!
Knowing how hard it was for this to pass the Copyright Strike, I screamed "Oh my gosh it's up!"
she did it....HUZZAH! :D
And it’s still up three days later!
Aww, I love reviews like this. It feels like I just watched a whole movie with a friend in under 20 minutes. Good times.
I just recently discovered your channel and I'm in love. Your content and hysterical commentary are everything my spooky and snarky heart needs right now. I've just been binge watching and laughing uncontrollably for the past 24 hrs. Thank you for existing.
This is everything I wanted to say and you said it perfectly! Been binging since before Xmas!
Wait, we don't sound like this red flag/white coke paint stalker do we? 😆
Also, are his lines from fortune cookies? Because they sound like lines from fortune cookies...
Also big lols at the idea that even on Christmas day a story about a wood carving being some sort of lucky love charm is front page news
And also that the article of a first time writer who begged for a trial run and sent it in last minute ends up as the front page, main headline? Ha! At best it would be bottom of page 53
Every time that happens I'm reminded of that Kent Brockman moment where he sidelined a story about the Vice Presidents mass murder spree for a fluff peace. I think it was about his daughters new doll or something. Maybe these small town newspapers are run on nepotism?
a horror movie in the guise of a hallmark christmas movie (on purpose!) could be a good concept
agreed......someone should do it.
Agreed. We already had a psychological thriller in the form of a Hallmark romance movie.....it's called "Old-Fashioned."
@@ddjsoyenby True even though I definitely like Their goofy Christmas Movies They definitely need to change The Formula every single Movie it's Two People fall in Love and try to pretend that They don't and usually get Married at The End ok for A while that can be interesting but They do need to try something different for once
My pitch is that the Christmas angel isn't making love matches, but forcing people together over generations to breed the perfect host for the antichrist
Kinda reminds me of a joke I saw in imgur/reddit/somewhere. A hallmark movie with a hard working lady going back to her small town from the big city, meeting a small town guy but plot twist he's the q shaman.
That Bob Newhart STOP IT sketch is one of my all time favorites! You have no idea how much joy that reference just gave me!
8:56 OK, well, *I just spit coffee* on a family portrait commission at this exact moment.
Totally worth it. Immediately smashed the "like" button. I have no idea why I love your videos so much but I can't get enough. Just brilliant.
Thank you for what you do, always, & merry Christmas.
The title of the movie should have been "Cursed By An Angel".
Fun fact, Bethlehem, Pa. is a real city in Pa! I went to school there. It is known as "the Christmas City" and features a massive star on the mountain over the city that is lit every night in winter and can be seen for miles around. It also features the longest continuously run bookshop in North America, formerly known as the Moravian Book Store. The story behind how the city got the name is also rather interesting. According to tradition, the Moravians had only built one building by the time of their first Christmas since moving from Germany to the colonies. In the bottom of that one building were all the animals and all the humans on the second floor. It reminded them of the first Christmas so they named their settlement Bethlehem. P.S. Love the Annabelle reedit at the end!
When that guy said he was from Bethlehem, I shouted "Fork off movie" to my screen, so I'm happy to learn the history of Bethlehem, Pa and that it's not just another Xmas cliche these Hallmark hacks came up with!
I came here to say that Bethlehem Pa was a real town and found more info on it then I had know, very cool and thank you for sharing
Thank you for sharing the info about Bethlehem, PA! Not from the other area so was very surprised at Bethlehem and many others which share the names of more notable counterparts.
So being Welsh I know there is also a small town in Wales UK called Bethlehem. It has a special postal system popular at Christmas where letters posted there are stamped as being from Bethlehem. BUT...the name Bethlehem exists because William Morgan translated the Bible into the Welsh language in 1588, and in doing so translated the Aramaic name for Christ's birthplace into Bethlehem. I guess then as more people heard the translation it became the definitive name used by the West for the birthplace of Jesus.
And other than the Steel Stacks and the Steel Museum there is absolutely nothing in Bethlehem. At least Allentown has minor league sports teams.
I thought this movie was going to have a point where she turned into the creepy angel statue, it was terrifying enough on it’s own that it I’m glad it never happened. Hope you feature more hallmark movies in the future because your review on this one was really good, I especially liked the horror movie edit 😂. Happy holidays 🎄🎁
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There’s either two movies that start really similarly (honestly quite likely) or I just 100% blocked out that horrific angel.
Like the coffee thing, story rejection, and then “oh, I have a sudden open spot” seem super familiar.
Also as someone who is also almost always covered in paint, yeah usually you try not to do that at bougie events.
That “write for me Angel of Christmas” was gold Roses, pure gold
Oh my god. I just caught the end of this one on year, and I thought the message was that they were RELATED, and then they made out. I was so horrified.
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That spoof horror trailer though! I actually really want to see that made into a Christmas horror movie 😆 Guaranteed to perform better than the real movie
I love how your horror trailer is a better Angel of Christmas than the real movie 😂
My biggest fear is becoming an actor and only being credited for a movie like this.
These films pay the bills. Nothing wrong with that.🤷♀️
Well that would you make you especially shitty because all these actors are always in tons of things.
Despite how bad these movies are. You got to start somewhere. Hell there's some big actors who first appeared in bad movies or did them early in their careers.
It's not what you think. It's far far worse. This is your only credit. BWAHAHAHA!
@@DubExp it's a fair thing to fear. everybody has to start somewhere, but the sad reality is most actors do end up stalled at Shitty Hallmark Movie
Why were her parents going tree shopping toward the end of the movie when the whole thing is started while decorating their tree?
This was such a joy to watch! And you deserver major recognition for that trailer in the end, it was simply *chef's kiss* !
I have fell in love with your channel this last month... your cute intro and outro and your voice with the cute comments about the show itself I just love it. Great job!
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The only thing that would have made that surprise at the end better than it already is would have been if you whispered "Be Not Afraid" right at the very end of the stinger. I laughed so hard I darn near hurt myself.
Would have thought Hallmark would be grateful that someone had bothered to watch this film, let alone review it and give it some exposure! Love the horror trailer version, brilliant editing. I’d pay to see that movie. Especially if the angel offed Derek by scalding him with hot coffee and then strangling him with his tie! 😂
If a sequel gets greenlit in the next few days, we know who to blame!
Not 100% a cursed statue, but maybe cursed ornaments? I have a box of Christmas tree ornaments that I took with me when I left my parents' house. My parents gave me an ornament every year of my childhood with the goal of giving me that very collection when I grew up. Unfortunately, I have PTSD from growing up in my family, so the memories associated with those ornaments are ... a mixed bag, to say the least.
My first Christmas away from the house of madness, I got myself a tiny little fake tree and a couple boxes of plain colored mini-baubles, along with a few cheap papier-mache animal ornaments, because all the "family ornaments" were sized for a full-scale tree. At the last minute, I realized I didn't have a topper, and I didn't really want to make an angel or a star since the church I grew up in was deeply hostile to my existence. So I went through my collection of cheap ornaments and found a little red papier-mache dragon whose wings stuck out behind his back like two sides of a clip. He slipped right onto the top of the tree and stuck there.
I named him Smaug and decided the little tree was his pile of treasures. Now I put a red dragon on top of my tree every year. He is fire, he is death, and he wants you to turn on his twinkle lights!
This was just what I needed this morning...my wife and I watch movies like these and have a running snarky commentary while doing so...made your video so fun to watch. Thanks!
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Trailer edits that turn bad romcom movies into horror movies are art. Great job!
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I don't know why, but the observation that the statue had been pushed on to the other ladies desk had me laughing more than anything else.
"Write for me, my angel of Christmas " LOL great shoutout to the ALW Phantom. Happy Christmas, Roses
Watching videos talking about horrible Christmas movies always gets me in the holiday spirit ❤
The demon voice for the angel had me cackling every time it happened! Happy holidays to you and yours (and any creepy angel statues you may have)
What a wonderful story to tell your son. SO your mum was my second choice. I really wanted this beautiful actress. I kept the angel I carved in her likeness. I'm sure Susan's grandma loved the angel in the likeness of the women her husband really wanted
Yes, but her grandma was in the church, so obviously extra saintly and not jealous at all...😊
He couldn't even remember the actresses name though
Exactly 😅
I mean she was the one who told him to keep the damn thing.
@@lazyhomebody1356 would you want to remember a name like, "McNutt"? 🤪
Oh my gosh, the ending “trailer” is AMAZING. And i absolutely burst out laughing when the painting of Susan was shown omg. Another great video!!!
I knew I'd seen the guy who played Derek before -- turns out he's Tahmoh Penikett, a Canadian actor who had a prominent role in the "Battlestar Galactica" remake, "Continuum" and "Trick 'r Treat." And now he's in Hallmark movies.
But as someone who's lived in climes warmer than Chicago, I can confirm that in Manhattan, DC, Portland, etc. it is fully possible for it to be snowing constantly without a bit of it sticking or piling up -- the urban environment itself can be so warm that it prevents the snow from every really "taking". Granted, everything looks shiny & damp as a result (melted snow is water after all & doesn't just evaporate) but I do remember many a disappointing childhood winter in which a snow day LOOKED impending but was stymied by the fact that the city melted our dreams.
Anyone else waiting to hear "so this guy's dead" as she recaps the story? 😅
I imagine it would improve the movie significantly
Great video as always. It would have been a better movie ending if, looking through the envelopes, they discovered they were related. If you really wanted to push the horror envelope, you could even make Brady be the one who was secretly cutting the lights and knocking over things that the angel was blamed for.
I honestly thought they were going to turn out to be related in that scene. That would have been very interesting.
@@hew2356 And then they laugh at it over a nice cup of Folgers (see creepy Folgers commercial and the parody)
@@hotlavatube That's eerily close to what I was imagining would happen!
Plot-Twist: Ol' Great-Granddad was two-timing their respective Great-Grandmas the whole time!
Technically the movie never said they WEREN'T related
The constant snow is on point for the movie: It's trying to pass off as romantic and magical, when in fact it should be deeply horrifying.
I have a strong memory of a creepy ornament in our house that had Santa shoving a kid in a bag. My family insists they never had that ornament. I definitely remember that ornament in a Bernstein/Bernstain conundrum that will haunt me all my days
NO WAY! I REMEMBER THAT ORNAMENT TOO!!!
Was it plastic or like old decorations made with some kind of clay/ceramic. Wasn't there an entire set of the bears Xmas ornaments?
@@HorrorHermitofHell I think ceramic? It looked old
@merchantfan I think I possibly found the source of nightmare fuel, but it looks like it's a figurine meant to go next to your Xmas decorations. The looks on the bears faces are terrifying, and it looks like Brother Bear is about to be dropped by dad before he gets the star on the tree. No matter what version of Mama Bear I saw, SHE'S SCARY AS HELL! I swear I know the ornament you are talking about...I can see it on my grandma's tree in my head! Or were having a lovely bear fueled Mandela effect lol
@@HorrorHermitofHell Ha there weren't any bears in mine it was just a creepy Santa shoving a kid into a bag
I remember one about a female vet and the whole town conspiring to get her married as she struggled with ptsd. There’s a horror movie for you!
Lol I was like "how do you get PTSD from cats?" and then I realized you meant the other kind of vet
what the hell thats creepy
@@msjkramey Oh... Yeah, I had the same thought. Except for the cats. I totally understand how they'd give you PTSD. That was probably their goal.
"Gee, its good to be back home. I know I've had a rough time, but this is a chance for me to refocus and heal- really get my head around what I want and put all the things that happened into perspective. I've got a lot of work on myself to do, but some quiet will be good for me...."
The entire town: "TIME TO GET MARRIED!!!!!"
@@msjkramey Being British, that's also how I first read it. Mind you, my niece trained as a vet, and she could tell you a few stories...
Angel: "Your soul is mine SUSAN, you WILL get laid OR ELSE!"
As a musician I feel that bit about parents not understanding what you do but wanting to help so much!
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This movie feels like some 13-year-old wrote some really bad Christmas romcom fanfiction and it actually got produced. (I was reading Jurassic Park-Tiny Toons crossover fanfiction then myself and I loved that story. Don't mind me.)
Whatever happens I am now dedicated to making “Susan you can’t dry clean a tie!” a catch phrase to annoy my wife……. Now I have to buy a tie
Please tell me your wife's name is Susan
So funny story, my aunt used to have a very similar Angel statue she bought at an auction. Now I’m not much into the spiritual or belief in the supernatural, but that Angel sat in view of her home cameras, and you would see hundreds of these light orbs fly out of it at night if you watched the cameras. Eventually she got rid of it and you don’t see the weird orbs anymore.
So I can buy the Christmas horror Angel in the film.
I think that angel might have been just a liiiiiittle radioactive
The angel didn't have sequins on it, did it? Glitter? Like that's spooky and all but never discount the possibility that the orbs were just lights reflecting off a surface you didn't think twice about.
No, it was ceramic Angel, but it wasn’t shiny paint nor did it have any sequins. Like I said, I’m not exactly a big believer in the supernatural or anything, it’s probably explainable, but it still looked weird.
Ive just started listening to Oh No Ross & Carrie, and this movie seriously sounds like the sort of thing they would land up going to a seminar about in real life. Haunted holy wooden christmas tree angels, its just so their thing
This is a roller coaster of excitement…. In that I kept waiting for the horror part to begin. You can’t tell me that Angel isn’t cursed.
lol so true, i remember when me and my boyfriend had both been working at microsoft just working on video game testing and my boyfriend's mom was like "well can't y'all just create an app and make a million dollars? i heard of another couple that did that."
I've seen this one! So bad! I remember when the maker was trying to give the statue away and really did want him to answer "Because it's cursed, maybe a church can contain it."
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That trailer at the end is the exact, perfect opposite of "The Shining as a family comedy."
spent the whole video thinking corporate love interest looked familiar. looked him up and oh my god he was paul in dollhouse, the most bonkers joss whedon show i've watched all the way through
I laughed with this review so much and I loved the suspense edit at the end! 🤣
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I think I watched this movie as part of a completely unintentional trilogy of Christmas movies where it turned out someone was dead or an angel the whole time. I knew that was the premise of one of them, but not the other two.
The fact that roses notices the "Christmas Day" vs "Christmas Eve" dumping is why she's the GOAT at...strange shows and movie recaps/hilarity
The horror edit you did at the end is just perfect 😂
That trailer at the end was truly magnificent.
Judging by the sentient angels if you told me this was a Doctor Who episode with the weeping angels I would have believed you, because they remind me so much of the Weeping Angels.
"You could say I was touched by an angel" was that... was that a TV show reference? I'm willing to bet it was. (Touched by an Angel was the name of a TV show that ran in the 90s and early 2000s starring the iconic Della Reese and Roma Downey). 😁
The constant snow ads to the horror atmosphere, like the fog in silent hill.
"I like to stay liberated"
>constantly asking for a second date
This is what we like to call mixed signals.
Edit: his last girlfriend would rather be alone than with him? That should be a massive red flag, either he's actually terrible or she's evil, meaning he's a terrible judge of character and will make future mistakes just like that.
The archangel of Christmas murders trailer is the Christmas gift we all needed
This was fantastic! The living angel reminded me of the Dr. Who episodes with the Weeping Angels (*shiver*). Maybe it snowing so much because the movie takes place in a snow globe. Ooh, I remembered there's a movie called Snowglobe! Maybe you could review that one!
Actually, that angel reminds of of one in Las Vegas that used to be on top of a really long pole.
That trailer at the end was too funny. Great job great video. 👍🏽😂