Do.Not.Visit. ASSHAI
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ต.ค. 2024
- Let's talk about Asshai and why you shouldn't ever visit there. Ever.
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3:01 - meant RITES not RIOTS. Though I guess riots probably could happen too.
Stay tuned to the end to see Because Geek and SmokeScreen tell us how they'd die in this place!
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Rawrist, do not give in to the pressure to make short speculation videos
just because they're popular. We watch your channel because you're far
more educated on the subject material than most of the people making
videos on here. I can speculate on my own, I want to see someone talk
about the history of this or that, or someone that can recall exactly
what the books have said on a given subject.
Keep up the good work!
Rawrist like the saying goes: peace, and hair grease. :)
Rawrist are you doing another lannister video?
Rawrist are you doing another lannister video?
I would rather visit the Davos childhood homestead at Flea Bottom (with the sewer running past the front door), than Assai. There are actually alot of harsh and undesirable habitat in Planetos...Land of always Winter seems to come to mind. Old Valyria..Even some parts of the Riverlands would be bad...many more bad vacation spots out there.
I woke up early here in the UK, and read this as 'Do not visit, asshat'. I was like, 'aww, nice of Rawrist to contact me personally'.
Full disclosure: I started following you because of your glorious boobage, but I stuck around because you're one of the most insightful people on TH-cam when it comes to ASOIAF, and you are fucking hilarious. Awesome job, as always.
LOL, thank you
Why would you ever say this to someone? "I didn't care about anything you said." Do you think she - or any woman - wants to hear that?
So creepy and weird
Sounds more like Wales than Silent Hill.
Thunder Clap Pontypridd mate, slimy stones and grey skies is comforting.
Crosskeys Newport my boy Wales for the win
I'd take a trip there, love GRRM's far east plus all kinds of magic & ritual fun (sacrificing orphans is a sport there) plus Ghost Grass probably smokes up nice😉
Hmm, maybe I should book a stay. :D
They seem like the only place that could coujure up a way to power the stereo & then not complain when u blap Slayer at 3 am. I'll find the passports😆
That ghost grass is some weed that I'll have to take a pass on.
Rawrist id live there f it make a good book
I will now rate everything using a scale of how many "nopes" something is out of 10.
That is the best way to rate things! :D
Rawrist Seriously though...it works for so many things. i.e a distant cousin's baby shower = 7/10 Nopes
Please keep Do.Not.Visit. GOING!! It's great! I have to say you're my go to GOT channel. Love it so much! Thank you!
What if Preston is right and Asshai is just a nuclear fallout from a human extinction event?
Preston also said another settlement needed my help. Don't trust his lies!
ironborn wut. She sidnt say anything that would warrant being called "triggered"
Preston seem like the type of dude to pretend to be asleep in the car so his mom will carry him inside.
Check out the Thousand Isles, it also sounds like mutants and crap.
Not to mention Thousand Isles is a reference to the Thousand Worlds, some of which have had nuclear extinctions.
I just discovered your channel and I have to say that you've found a new subscriber. You're very articulate and spice up the video with a very lively sense of humor. Also, acknowledging the elephant in the room, you're very attractive so there's that. Knowledgeable, articulate, funny, and attractive. Good combination.
Why would you visit any other place than Lys?
Redem10 Great point.
Whores, lots and lots of whores.
for the rich culture too much pleasure isn't a good thing
A 2 weeks vacation would be nice though
Redem10 poison.
wow. lol I just absolutely loved the direction of this video. And that was a cool chill ass press conference or whatever. sounded like you guys had some really interesting topics to further discuss in the world of ice and fire.
Love your sense of humor Rawrist!
gotta say, Rawrist, your new iron throne pic is DOOOOOPE!
Awesome, been waiting to see your take on Asshai!
Great video! Your time and effort are appreciated!
Holy shit your A Dance with Dragons book is HUGE
Love this. We need more of these!
I love your videos Rawrist! Always puts a smile on my face :)
That place sounds shity I'm scared of witches and radioactive water
Yeah....I'd die super fast.
Rawrist what's dead may never die!!
I always thought that those words never really made sense; even with their death baptism resurrection ritual thingy and all. It sounds cool, I guess - - - until you think about it. Then you realize it's incoherent babble. (Like the ramblings of a Cuban bar-girl after too many mojitos.) Maybe that's the point. They scream that at their enemies and it totally throws them off balance because they're like "what the fuck did he just say??? That shit don't make no sense! But maybe it does... I mean, after all, isn't it their house's sacred words?!? Wouldn't someone have checked that shit? Is it me? Seriously, is it me???"
And it doesn't work, either. I mean really... just ask Balon. They should choose some better words, like:
"What's dead may never care!!!" or
"What's dead may never go limp!!!" or
"What's dead may never pick up the check!!!" or
"What's dead may never get bored listening to my wife's stories about work!!! or
"What's dead never has to go to Asshai to visit their sister and her semi-tard new husband for feast days!!!
Or...
I think it has to be more substantial then just a small puncture, like about the width of a butter knife, and have to puncture like half that length. Setting up traps like that would be smart though, play the snow against them.
Chris Solis Stygai is worse than Asshai
Asshai. Where Basilisk Islanders go for Spring Break.
The Asshai Council of Tourism made it sound so much better in the brochures...
At first I thought the thumbnail read: "Do not visit, ASSHAT."
Haha, that still works for this place!
I love this new series! 👌👍
Next one of these videos should be about East St. Louis. 😝 Another good video Rawrist, as always!
You're actually my favourite person, Omgod. 😂😂💕
haha, thank you!
Eternal darkness and unspeakable horrors?
No children?
...decisions.
Sounds lovely!!!
I would totally go to Asshai with a ship loaded with food and fresh water and trade it in for all the precious metals! I ain't afraid of a lil magick!
Oh the Thousand Isles, and the Grey Wastes! Naath would also be good, and you probably wouldn't enjoy going to Qohor, or Valyria, Gogossos would not be fun either. The Neck if you don't have a guide. Skagos could also be pretty bad, if some of the rumors are true. Also, visiting Far Mossovy could go bad, because no one knows what's there. Also, going to the Red Waste would be stupid.
great editing great video
I'm a simple woman, I see Asshai, I click.
Hey, Rawrist, did Andrew Tarusov draw the picture of you with the dragon on your new title card? Because it looks just like the style he uses for his GoT pin-up drawings!
"there's no animals in this city ... that's a good sign." HAHAHHA Oh, you make me laugh. Awesome video. Thanks!!!
This is very educational.
High levels of radioactivity would explain a lot about Asshai
The end of this video made Theon cry. Again.
I was gonna say it's hellish over there then I changed my mind when I heard that there're no children in Asshai- Indeed basically paradise if it wasn't for the demons doing strange stuff with your womb or genitals yuk ... this makes it sound less appealing! Definitely nopes...
Love this video
Thank you :)
Remember the info we get on Asshai is biased on purpose from the opinions of Westerosi maesters
I really hope we learn more about Asshai before the story is over, especially what's in the center that even the shadow binders are afraid of
Welp, looks like I'll have to cancel summer vacation plans.
That meme at the end 😂
I'm
Back and I missed you!
@rawrist seems like I’ve been here lol
I'm tempted to do the antithesis from the perspective of a tourism bureau from the Do Not Visit sites.
I would most likely visit there only to study magic.
If by "fornicate with daemons" you mean "have sex with succubi", I would actually kind of want to go there, but ONLY if they are the variety of succubi where having sex with them is NOT lethal by any means of coarse.
great vids so far. dont get why you dont have more subs.
I love your vids!!!
I now want to visit it!
People probably say all these negative things about it so less people go, and in reality it might be the nicest place on that entire planet.
Yay new video to watch on drive home...
Great video! Interesting 🤔
I may visit this place to escape my kids for a week there driving me up the wall!
I'm not fully on board with Preston's post apocalyptic society theory but this place seems like it could be a nuclear wasteland. Just saying
That's what I thought when I heard the glowing water thing. Look up the Thousand Isles, that also sounds like a radioactive waste.
More likely a magical nuclear wasteland.
I was scanning through and thought it said, "Do. Not. Asshat.", and I was like, "Fucking right, do not."
Some drunken boasts are forgotten by morning, but this one I remember. I stand by my 0 NOPES. But the season pass cost me 2 things of value and an orphan.
thanks for advice.I was just leaving for Asshai
Asshai sounds like a lovely place to visit. If you're, say, Nyarlathotep. Or, Melisandre. Or any number of twisted horrors.
Love these videos.
Followers of fucked up gods, my favorite line, i would die quickly like all the other animals with no real cause, 4 nopes
Wait, you want me to imagine a baby crawl its way out of my testicle? Its bad enough if the wind grazes em and you're like " wait, I think something hit me in the junk!" Lol
Lol, sounds like interesting denizens.
Asshai is the vibe check that everyone hates
*Exhales* Yep rawr, that is a place I'd NEVER go to. NOPE. 😅
Let's not go together! :D
Next time, on Bob Villa's "This Old House..."
So.. Asshai is just a mythological equivalent of modern day Wales complete with all those fucked up stuffs!
Do you think we will ever see asshai in the show or the spin off series
Probably not. :(
Cool video, have you done a video like this for Yeen or the Demon Road? What exactly makes the Demon Road so demonic?
Sounds like a good place to open a Build-A-Bear workshop. (You literally said "this is not a place for children" while I typed this, but fuck it - I'm sending it anyway.)
So no pigeons shitting on my car, no gulls and cats screeching, no sunburns, no shitty kids, not a single boring day with all that magical bullshit, and oily stones means I can slip and slide to places. At a certain light it seems nice :)
Hey,I got a question.Are there any brothels in Asshai?
GOD DAMN IT! I just bought my tickets! Why do I always fall for advertising!? Uggh... This is gonna be awkward, it was a 3 for 1 deal... Time to tell the rest we aren't going to Asshai after all... Guess we'll just take our usual trip to Highgarden, haven't heard anything from that place in a while, so it's probably all right.
So Asshai is basically mordor without the orcs?
The entire Shadow Lands has a really strong Mordor vibe.
Mordor could make pretty good wines, apparently.
I wish there was more information on this place...seems interesting
It sounds scary and dangerous and everything but...cmon man, no kids!
Dickon - Dickoff - hahaha
Man, and here I have *TRIVAGO* all fired up on my phone 😢
*HOTEL* 🏨 *TRIVAGO*
haha, send someone you hate instead! :D
I'd so visit Asshai... at least a year, maybe a few. So much to learn. SCIENCE! and dark magic! The lack of kitties would eventually get to me though.
Thanks Rawr! Would love to know your take on why Jorah was really intent upon getting Dany there.
I feel like all of the more exotic locations discussed in A World of Ice and Fire have at least one horrific aspect that would make me want to never go there.
No kids....... I'll be there shortly.
Sounds like my kind of digs... a moshpit for depraved zombies
As long as a fog horn doesn't go off before i get there, I'll be okay.
Yeah I'm hearing all you compelling reasons but....no children...*books ticket*
Is Melisandre from Asshai right? Well we have already seen a citizen from there already, maybe it's not that bad(if you wanted to learn magic)...
Gosh, I love you.
Rawrist i love ya but you make me wanna check out Asshai now
one of the funniest videos i have watched in a while wont be visiting asshai
Normally when water is a pale green its just a little algea; nothing to worry about. But it does sound like they have an aweful smog problem there.
I've noticed that a lot of the places in ASOIAF relate to different realms with in Dungeons and Dragons.With Asshai,I would compare it to Ravenloft.
Euron loves this city.
Rawrist... You drink.... Know things.... Then tell things....
Put that on a T-shirt
Dickon, Dickoff, good stuff. Next time include a shot of Grey Worm and the title Dicksubstitute.
Will you do a video on what's on you bookshelf?
Did Euron Greyjoy visit Ashaii? Do we have confirmation of that? If he did I wonder if he bothered to learn any black magic.
haha asshai is so mysterious, GRRM was a bit giddy on the name though.
Asshai is cool. It sounds like a goth's wet dream. After seeing rites and sacrifices everyday you'll probably get desensitized and think that burning people is like making breakfast in the morning. Just normal stuff. I'll just admire it from a distance though lol.
Although fornicating with demons sounds like a good time but I think you can have a similar experience with redheads. lol
Boil before you drink lol
Sounds like a nice place.
George should draft a play like Les Miserable' and set it in Asshai. Who wants to steal anything in a city like that except their own own ass the hell out of there? Maybe a reality show? Growing up Asshai? Have a good day. Just not in Asshai.
So basically, with no kids - its a adult disney world for evil doers. I like it.
Were you drinking orange juice or a screwdriver?