It's so weird being a parent. Growing up I was pretty much left to my own devices, cooking meals for myself getting myself to and from school (grew up in NYC with a single mom) since I was about 11 yrs old. I'm talking during the summers being out until the sun came up, traveling by myself from Staten Island to Riverdale, Bronx every weekend. I just can't imagine letting my 12 year old do any of that. Cursing sure, in the house only and not directed at people but everything else..... especially after what my childhood was like I just don't know.
Roger has the right idea about getting tattoos. Start with something dumb, small-ish, and in an area that can be easily covered (legs). After your first one you will know how you feel about tattoos and will be prepared to get more. It also gives you some experience in regards to the process of booking an appointment, sitting, how much to expect to pay, healing, etc. Starting with something "meaningful" is a sure fire way to regret your tattoo. In the future I recommend finding an artist you like and picking from their flash day of.
22:19 Top Left is the freshly hatched Baby Godzilla. To its right is Little Godzilla. Bottom left is Junior. Bottom right is featured in an animated short, but is considered to be that Junior fully grown.
They end the episode without reading the response to the “can I cut a hole out of it” question that says “please be careful. We don’t know Garfield’s canon age and most cats live up to 16.” which is even more in need of a response.
I vividly remember “the talk”. I was like 7 or 8 and already had a basic understanding but I wanted to see what my mom would say so I asked her where babies came from and she gave me all the gory details lol. I got in trouble the next day in school for educating my classmates on what a “vagina” was 😅
On the sex ed topic, in 5th grade the gym teacher gave all the boys the sex ed lecture. Before starting he said he needed to get all the giggles out so he wrote "testicles, vagina, penis" on the board and had us all say each word 5 times out loud. We all found it quite amusing.
Greg, the same has happened to me but with my beard....the Xmas photos over the last few years show me going from brown to almost white at this point in only 3 years.
K so this is just to answer joey’s minela questions his moms biollante since i think the 90s hesei era of Godzilla movies also put some respect to mimela cause mans got a glow up in Godzilla vs desatoroyha
@@kdiamond12for obvious reasons. You shouldn’t need directions from someone to show off the back of your leg. Obviously you need to face away from the camera and THE BACK OF YOUR LEG NEEDS TO FACE THE CAMERA. It took him multiple failed attempts before someone basically needed to come over and move his body for him.
I saw Crimes of the Future in theatres. Not worth the hype at all. Sure if you don't like needles or the squelchy fleshy kind of noises it can be uncomfortable but I found it boring as hell and ham-fisted.
Mike was such a king for pushing back like he did on the Hellblade 2 review. Loved it.
Friendly reminder that you can change playback speed to .5 to hear the drunk rambling version of the kfp.
44:55 is particularly good.
Roger that was exactly my flex in my early 20s. You just haven't drank enough yet. Typing this from bed hungover at 29 rn for reference
It's so weird being a parent. Growing up I was pretty much left to my own devices, cooking meals for myself getting myself to and from school (grew up in NYC with a single mom) since I was about 11 yrs old. I'm talking during the summers being out until the sun came up, traveling by myself from Staten Island to Riverdale, Bronx every weekend. I just can't imagine letting my 12 year old do any of that. Cursing sure, in the house only and not directed at people but everything else..... especially after what my childhood was like I just don't know.
Roger has the right idea about getting tattoos. Start with something dumb, small-ish, and in an area that can be easily covered (legs). After your first one you will know how you feel about tattoos and will be prepared to get more. It also gives you some experience in regards to the process of booking an appointment, sitting, how much to expect to pay, healing, etc. Starting with something "meaningful" is a sure fire way to regret your tattoo. In the future I recommend finding an artist you like and picking from their flash day of.
All my Garfield kinda funny friends stand up
😂😂😂😂 if you don’t talk to your friends like Greg did Mike in the intro get you some real ones lol
Wait Roger you’re Trini??
Yep!
I was so surprised when I heard it. It's pretty cool ngl
22:19 Top Left is the freshly hatched Baby Godzilla. To its right is Little Godzilla. Bottom left is Junior. Bottom right is featured in an animated short, but is considered to be that Junior fully grown.
Love tattoo talk
Joey on every ep plz
kevin, that opening transition is always great!
32:19 I love Roger just slipping in one of my favorite Family Guy jokes 😂
They end the episode without reading the response to the “can I cut a hole out of it” question that says “please be careful. We don’t know Garfield’s canon age and most cats live up to 16.” which is even more in need of a response.
I have never agreed more with Roger in my entire life than with the baby Garfield problem.
I vividly remember “the talk”. I was like 7 or 8 and already had a basic understanding but I wanted to see what my mom would say so I asked her where babies came from and she gave me all the gory details lol. I got in trouble the next day in school for educating my classmates on what a “vagina” was 😅
On the sex ed topic, in 5th grade the gym teacher gave all the boys the sex ed lecture. Before starting he said he needed to get all the giggles out so he wrote "testicles, vagina, penis" on the board and had us all say each word 5 times out loud. We all found it quite amusing.
Mr Chedda is a great tattoo
great episode Greg. wanna be on the list..
Greg, the same has happened to me but with my beard....the Xmas photos over the last few years show me going from brown to almost white at this point in only 3 years.
Greg I don't know what Roger is talking about but my son is in Kindergarten and the scholastic book fair is going strong.
I’m here bc Greg is mad 😅
Joey: rank Rory's boyfriends
KF Podcast baby!!! 🩵
FACT Greg beats bears but bears beets battlestar galactica
K so this is just to answer joey’s minela questions his moms biollante since i think the 90s hesei era of Godzilla movies also put some respect to mimela cause mans got a glow up in Godzilla vs desatoroyha
Where the fuck is our Garfield in review? Did Tim kill something before it even got stared..
Rat-Tattoo-ey
I'm sorry Jon
I’m a teacher, and book fairs still exist.
Mini Greg strikes again
Heathcliff mob rejoice! 🎉
annnnd Godzooookeyyy
Dew it. 😺👍🏽
Roger supports AI taking over confirmed 😄
First to the Egg
You must feel embarrassed about needing directions to show the camera the back of your leg.
Why would he be embarrassed?
@@kdiamond12for obvious reasons. You shouldn’t need directions from someone to show off the back of your leg. Obviously you need to face away from the camera and THE BACK OF YOUR LEG NEEDS TO FACE THE CAMERA. It took him multiple failed attempts before someone basically needed to come over and move his body for him.
@@kylepeacock6268 it's not that deep lil bro
@@treeboyproductions apparently it is.
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More Roger, less blessing
I saw Crimes of the Future in theatres. Not worth the hype at all. Sure if you don't like needles or the squelchy fleshy kind of noises it can be uncomfortable but I found it boring as hell and ham-fisted.
Did they hire a Colin clone 🧐