New girl at school sits with you at lunch!

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  • @Leanflare
    @Leanflare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18190

    Why do none of the comments have any replies?

    • @Whoholies
      @Whoholies 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Wtf

    • @Leanflare
      @Leanflare 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@Whoholies no way, I've waited so many years

    • @Whoholies
      @Whoholies 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Leanflare am I the chosen one?

    • @JoJo_727
      @JoJo_727 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    • @rileysjonger4192
      @rileysjonger4192 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      THE REPLIES HAVE FINALLY BEEN OPENED 🗣

  • @eriklora519
    @eriklora519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8882

    Who is more lonely:
    A girl eating pistachios, talking to a camera in the Woods
    Or
    Me watching her.

    • @CalebMcGinty
      @CalebMcGinty 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think us. She made this knowing others will watch. We watched this knowing no one else has too. *starts crying*

  • @bananabreab2222
    @bananabreab2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    Her back must hurt from carrying this entire conversation

  • @spidermonkey2903
    @spidermonkey2903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    I’m just gonna wait until she leaves so I can eat the shells... 👀

  • @sneakerheadron3898
    @sneakerheadron3898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5776

    New girl sits on the table
    Me: *starts to sweat*

  • @tatsuyas.drakensang4826
    @tatsuyas.drakensang4826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    What I liked most about this roleplay was that she seems so naturally unconfident but still trying to make a friend, that makes me remembers os my school times. I was just like that. It's so cute

  • @carolinemorris6706
    @carolinemorris6706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2057

    Imagine if she had to film this more than once *how many damn pistachios did this poor child eat*

  • @edgelord3617
    @edgelord3617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4316

    Oh god...
    *It’s one of those ‘no reply’ comment sections.*

    • @Whoholies
      @Whoholies 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@edgelord3617 not anymore

    • @AbolishAbortionNow
      @AbolishAbortionNow 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Whoholies yipeeeee

  • @fbi176
    @fbi176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4586

    -Hey teacher. Who's the new girl?
    Teacher: What new girl?
    -Some new girl came out of no where, sat down with me at lunch and began to eat a bag of pistachios.
    Teacher: Did you say pistachios? Oh...that poor girl choked on a pistachio and passed away 10 years ago. So you've seen her too huh?

  • @nugujeans
    @nugujeans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1985

    *what's the hardest thing you've ever done?*
    not replying to any of the comments

  • @MozVesper
    @MozVesper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    Your offering of pistachios is appreciated, welcome to the Tunnel Snakes

  • @yaha7110
    @yaha7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Everything about this, the comments, the video, the atmosphere, just everything gives me huge David Lynch vibes.
    I love it.

  • @diabeetus68
    @diabeetus68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5436

    We out here in the middle of nowhere like we’re in the courage the cowardly dog show

  • @kobeangelesdamelio
    @kobeangelesdamelio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    There’s a really strong sense of innocence here and it makes me wanna be a better person

  • @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296
    @justsomeghostwithinterneta7296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2042

    This video has the best comment section I have ever seen

  • @Artifact515
    @Artifact515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2068

    I've never wanted to protect anything so precious and innocent in my life.

  • @Kira-ij9dy
    @Kira-ij9dy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5900

    *Poppy, is that you?*

  • @cedricd.w9983
    @cedricd.w9983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2308

    Girl: „The weather is good today“
    My nervous ass: „Thanks“
    Girl:....

  • @sarahpanda3252
    @sarahpanda3252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    Get yourself some friends
    Me:

  • @fujivr5924
    @fujivr5924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2072

    **Breaking news**
    **Two high school students have been violently attacked by squirrels and found dead next to a five pound bag of pistachios**

  • @darkvortex9012
    @darkvortex9012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1579

    Is this a secreat cult or something about no replys

  • @theuniversalmudkip1102
    @theuniversalmudkip1102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    This is the closest I've been to another human being

  • @isaacliu._.6899
    @isaacliu._.6899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    these no reply comments make me feel like a part of me is missing for some reason. It's like having an itch in your leg but not knowing exactly where it is.

  • @Windy2468
    @Windy2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    This comment section is so crowded and lonely at the same time 😬

  • @bryannathepanda
    @bryannathepanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    Imagine seeing this girl eating pistachios out of a bag and talking to a camera alone in the woods....XD

  • @Suavesttt
    @Suavesttt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    This may be just an innocent roleplay but something about this video seema extremely off.

  • @NumPad
    @NumPad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Girl: **sits at my table**
    Me: "Don't do that. Don't give me hope."

  • @Fantasanta777
    @Fantasanta777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    The lack of replies in this comment section startle me..

  • @A_Random_Rat
    @A_Random_Rat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    *_Poppy before the accident._*

  • @PostalGrace
    @PostalGrace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I must admit, the urge to reply is unbearable, but I will resist, and so should you

  • @blakemherrera
    @blakemherrera 6 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    why does her lunch bag consist of just pistachios

  • @TysonStevenn
    @TysonStevenn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    Poppy’s long lost sister

  • @Opethfeldt
    @Opethfeldt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    She's making a proper mess of that table, damn.

  • @sunsetskittles2125
    @sunsetskittles2125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    So this is what romance anime is like in real life.

  • @SirAlamyr
    @SirAlamyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The comment section is actually the reflection of this video. Strangers meeting for a short and very appreciated period of time together. Even though the company of each other felt good those who initiated a conversation were left without a reply. However, they knew that this silence was also the answer they wanted the most.

  • @noe-vg198
    @noe-vg198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    *Pretty new girl sits near you at lunch*
    She: *start talking*
    Me: No sé ingles.

  • @Hugabolunga
    @Hugabolunga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    Boomers: You all lack discipline.
    TH-cam Comment Section: *Nearly 3,000 people refusing to reply to a single comment*

  • @kyrenhanson5300
    @kyrenhanson5300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Plot Twist:
    We're actually a squirrel

  • @soli5156
    @soli5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    *Pretty new girl sits on the table*
    Me: So, uhhh... How long have you been a girl?

  • @Infatuateddeath
    @Infatuateddeath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    *Plot Twist:* _She was using this as an opportunity to eat Pistachios_

  • @shadowakuma9808
    @shadowakuma9808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    This comment section feels like some inside joke and idk how to feel man

  • @LukasJVW
    @LukasJVW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I feel awkward sitting here and not saying anything

  • @hitormisslol7067
    @hitormisslol7067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    What kind of school is located in the middle of nowhere
    Probably a witchcraft school

  • @soapycarlton
    @soapycarlton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i had never eaten a pistachio before i saw this video and for days after i watched it for the first time i was captivated with the thought of eating pistachios...
    now pistachios are one of my favorite snacks and never fail to satisfy my hunger. this pistachio girl single handedly saved a picky eater from years of hunger. thank you.

  • @Cornberry
    @Cornberry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    I’ve never seen a paper lunch bag quite as nice as that

  • @jellygoaway1219
    @jellygoaway1219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    This is so pure, deffinetly a girl i would hang out with

  • @JPLToyExperience
    @JPLToyExperience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Studio Ghibli stepping up their game

  • @nora4235
    @nora4235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    This is hella creepy.....is the comment haunted or something??

  • @SeafoamKitten
    @SeafoamKitten 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    This is perfection I wanna be bffs with this weird new girl

  • @gooddogreallygooddog6157
    @gooddogreallygooddog6157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Don’t mind me. Just searching for a comment with a reply.

  • @wazzaclikclik2187
    @wazzaclikclik2187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    i don't need friends they *disappoint* me

  • @assmerr2407
    @assmerr2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    I think the reason a lot of ppl t finding this video off is a combo of the way she’s dressed, that she’s alone in the woods, she has a bag of only pistachios, the way she’s talking seems very robotic, and the color of the video is very drab and grey. And then u scroll down to the comments and see that they all hav no reply’s for some reason.

  • @gr8gracie858
    @gr8gracie858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I know everyone else is already talking about this but the comment thing is really weird but I don’t care. It’s nice, everyone with their own thoughts, no one disagreeing or fighting or being weird. It’s refreshing.

  • @tsuma-xx
    @tsuma-xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3259

    * Sees a pretty girl *
    Me: “Hey you wanna eat lunch together?”
    Her: “Sure!”
    Me: “Sweet”
    Her: * Opens bag of only pistachios *
    Me: ....

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    "You can share them with your friends. Or the squirrels."
    Spoiler alert:
    _My friends ARE the squirrels._

  • @radicalredproductions5327
    @radicalredproductions5327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    ...I've seen a lot of asmr in my day, but I gotta say, this was definitely one of the most captivating that I've seen. Couldn't take my eyes off you. The dialogue was perfect, the look was perfect, the sounds were perfect...I'm thoroughly impressed and am sad that I will never see this character again.

  • @shuteye2702
    @shuteye2702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    *Cute girl eats lunch with me*
    Me: "So uhhhh, u like rocks?"

  • @wesnarwhal815
    @wesnarwhal815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    What if we are the teacher and we just let her think we're a student because we feel bad

  • @dazzle3264
    @dazzle3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    “I’m eating pistachios, do you want some?”
    Me, being deathly allergic to pistachios, am scared.

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Why do I go to school in the forest

  • @Loroh66
    @Loroh66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Her shy and timidness is so unbelievably adorable, shes so pure i love it

  • @mikecl07
    @mikecl07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This was actually hilarious and oddly comforting. I loved the line about there being enough pistachios for about five creatures and enjoying eating lunch alone with the trees, very relatable. After so much self isolation from quarantine, depression and anxiety, I'm really glad I stumbled upon this. Very cute.

  • @endme6785
    @endme6785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    There is no time for pistachios. A settlement is in trouble and needs your help. Here, I’ll mark it on your map.

  • @jakeaurod
    @jakeaurod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    I'm sensing a Luna Lovegood vibe here.

  • @ndv135
    @ndv135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    TH-cam: Would you like to watch a girl eat pistachios for 8 and a half minutes and talk about an imaginary high school!?
    Me: Ok.

  • @EpicGamer-gw4sw
    @EpicGamer-gw4sw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    Girl: *sits next to me and starts a conversation*
    My sweat glands: “I’m bouta end this whole mans career”

  • @AnvilJeff
    @AnvilJeff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Hey.
    Hey you.
    Pick up those shells.

  • @Koizoku
    @Koizoku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:05
    2:14
    I have no idea if the stutters and ''hm's'' are intentional but they give the new girl such a realistic and authentic vibe to it, I love it

  • @Yyote
    @Yyote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    lol everything about this is so weird, the video, the comment section having no replies

  • @antoninanavarre9107
    @antoninanavarre9107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    This is adorable. It's very close to that ideal dreamy experience of school that I was always wishfully over-laying over the bore and nastiness of my actual school life, back inna day.

  • @napoleonibonaparte5869
    @napoleonibonaparte5869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    *girl sits next to me*
    Me and my awkward being trying to make small talk: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

  • @imadork123
    @imadork123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I used to just bring a bag of pistachios to work and eat them for like 20 minutes, and people always were like "Oh there he is with his pistachios!"

  • @AaronPaulIbarrola
    @AaronPaulIbarrola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    The comment section looks like its straight out of 2009 with the no replies.

  • @sitdbaxb
    @sitdbaxb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    This comment section scares me
    Edit: this whole channel scares me

  • @everythingscary9918
    @everythingscary9918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    The two dislikes are from the kids that didnt get offered pistachios

  • @Adz2
    @Adz2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Is this Luna Lovegood without magic?

  • @courier6448
    @courier6448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "Thanks for coming over here to eat lunch with me."
    Bruh I was sitting here first, who invited you?

  • @aimyl9476
    @aimyl9476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    What my parents think of me: 1:19

  • @ascetic3312
    @ascetic3312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The most adorable adult human being on the planet.

  • @damigamermx-us8291
    @damigamermx-us8291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This video is underrated af

  • @pablocampos5566
    @pablocampos5566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Hi I'm eating pistachios
    In my brain: iM pOPy

  • @ArtemisBeaumont
    @ArtemisBeaumont 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Videos like these always make me feel sad and lonely.

  • @MrBazH
    @MrBazH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My lucky day. Not usually an ASMR fan but this appeared in my YT recs and am absolutely blown away. A completely mesmerising film from beginning to end. There's a dream-like transcendence enhanced by the faultless acting, the setting, the clothes, the voice and not least the totally natural dialogue - which I can only assume is improvised. Bravo, Ruby. I salute your talent. You deserve an ASMR Oscar for this one.

  • @__-my1qf
    @__-my1qf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    I’m surprised she didn’t run from me like all the girls do

  • @SweetHoshigo
    @SweetHoshigo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    She's so cute i just can't
    *I NEED TO PROTECT HER*

  • @danielfisk855
    @danielfisk855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is everyone going to ignore just how spot-on the acting is here? I could actually believe for a minute this was a legitimate little girl. It's amazing.

  • @thales3772
    @thales3772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I came here to relax, not to fall in love and start a family all in my head.

  • @d3adr0ads
    @d3adr0ads 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    luna lovegood vibes 🥰

  • @vankisha
    @vankisha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Me: A comment section where there are no replies... That's rare!
    ASMRuby: *answers a few comments*
    Me: YOU HAVE DESTROYED YOUR OWN CREATION!!!!

  • @wasgeorgewashington
    @wasgeorgewashington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    “Thanks for coming over here to sit with me”
    **Five Seconds Earlier**
    *_Walks over to you_*

  • @mcraejus000
    @mcraejus000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I ate lunch by myself alot when i was in school, i wish i had someone like you to eat with

  • @vincentvangogh5121
    @vincentvangogh5121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:06
    New girl: You new here?
    Me who comes back here everytime I feel lonely: Not exactly

  • @nikolatesla6438
    @nikolatesla6438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    So sweet although should’ve had a disclaimer ‘may contain nuts’.

  • @davin5033
    @davin5033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Me: Hey I hear nut cracking
    *comes out of Bush with shotgun out*
    *Sees girl sitting down in front of camera*
    Me: Oh My Lord

  • @PhanicAtCampHalfBlood
    @PhanicAtCampHalfBlood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    the fact that none of these comments have replies is honestly so satisfying i feel like a weight was lifted off my shoulders

  • @_yngnavy_364
    @_yngnavy_364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    The temptation of the reply is overwhelming

  • @mxddie4195
    @mxddie4195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Guys idk if you noticed but..
    this contains nuts

  • @chelseas.horizon2222
    @chelseas.horizon2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I feel like I was just admitted in Hogwarts and Luna Lovegood wanted to be my friend.

  • @rooster1610
    @rooster1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    The combination of no reply comments and the unsettling atmosphere of the video makes me feel uncomfortably relaxed