-Hey teacher. Who's the new girl? Teacher: What new girl? -Some new girl came out of no where, sat down with me at lunch and began to eat a bag of pistachios. Teacher: Did you say pistachios? Oh...that poor girl choked on a pistachio and passed away 10 years ago. So you've seen her too huh?
What I liked most about this roleplay was that she seems so naturally unconfident but still trying to make a friend, that makes me remembers os my school times. I was just like that. It's so cute
The comment section is actually the reflection of this video. Strangers meeting for a short and very appreciated period of time together. Even though the company of each other felt good those who initiated a conversation were left without a reply. However, they knew that this silence was also the answer they wanted the most.
these no reply comments make me feel like a part of me is missing for some reason. It's like having an itch in your leg but not knowing exactly where it is.
i had never eaten a pistachio before i saw this video and for days after i watched it for the first time i was captivated with the thought of eating pistachios... now pistachios are one of my favorite snacks and never fail to satisfy my hunger. this pistachio girl single handedly saved a picky eater from years of hunger. thank you.
...I've seen a lot of asmr in my day, but I gotta say, this was definitely one of the most captivating that I've seen. Couldn't take my eyes off you. The dialogue was perfect, the look was perfect, the sounds were perfect...I'm thoroughly impressed and am sad that I will never see this character again.
This was actually hilarious and oddly comforting. I loved the line about there being enough pistachios for about five creatures and enjoying eating lunch alone with the trees, very relatable. After so much self isolation from quarantine, depression and anxiety, I'm really glad I stumbled upon this. Very cute.
I know everyone else is already talking about this but the comment thing is really weird but I don’t care. It’s nice, everyone with their own thoughts, no one disagreeing or fighting or being weird. It’s refreshing.
Is everyone going to ignore just how spot-on the acting is here? I could actually believe for a minute this was a legitimate little girl. It's amazing.
This is adorable. It's very close to that ideal dreamy experience of school that I was always wishfully over-laying over the bore and nastiness of my actual school life, back inna day.
I think the reason a lot of ppl t finding this video off is a combo of the way she’s dressed, that she’s alone in the woods, she has a bag of only pistachios, the way she’s talking seems very robotic, and the color of the video is very drab and grey. And then u scroll down to the comments and see that they all hav no reply’s for some reason.
My lucky day. Not usually an ASMR fan but this appeared in my YT recs and am absolutely blown away. A completely mesmerising film from beginning to end. There's a dream-like transcendence enhanced by the faultless acting, the setting, the clothes, the voice and not least the totally natural dialogue - which I can only assume is improvised. Bravo, Ruby. I salute your talent. You deserve an ASMR Oscar for this one.
Dear ruby, I am 10 and suprised about your acting skills. Also I have never ate pistachios. You are the nicest girl to ever meet I am happy to learn more about another great asmr channel. I hope you have a good life in the future. Sincerely,Noah Witherspoon
"unless you have a nut allergy, then you should probably leave." *deep inhale* "sorry ma'am, I'm apart of N.N.N. and I refuse any and every sort of nut."
Ok dude, this is a good video, the girl is stunning cute, the acting is good, but I just have a couple of questions: 1. What is this doing in my recommend? 2. Why is her sub count hidden? 3. And just what is up with the no reply thing down here? Can any of you answer my questions maybe? Oh right, no you can’t apparently.
Who is more lonely:
A girl eating pistachios, talking to a camera in the Woods
Or
Me watching her.
I think us. She made this knowing others will watch. We watched this knowing no one else has too. *starts crying*
Us
New girl sits on the table
Me: *starts to sweat*
Her back must hurt from carrying this entire conversation
I’m just gonna wait until she leaves so I can eat the shells... 👀
We out here in the middle of nowhere like we’re in the courage the cowardly dog show
-Hey teacher. Who's the new girl?
Teacher: What new girl?
-Some new girl came out of no where, sat down with me at lunch and began to eat a bag of pistachios.
Teacher: Did you say pistachios? Oh...that poor girl choked on a pistachio and passed away 10 years ago. So you've seen her too huh?
Your offering of pistachios is appreciated, welcome to the Tunnel Snakes
**Breaking news**
**Two high school students have been violently attacked by squirrels and found dead next to a five pound bag of pistachios**
Girl: „The weather is good today“
My nervous ass: „Thanks“
Girl:....
Oh god...
*It’s one of those ‘no reply’ comment sections.*
@@edgelord3617 not anymore
@@Whoholies yipeeeee
*what's the hardest thing you've ever done?*
not replying to any of the comments
Hi
What I liked most about this roleplay was that she seems so naturally unconfident but still trying to make a friend, that makes me remembers os my school times. I was just like that. It's so cute
Imagine if she had to film this more than once *how many damn pistachios did this poor child eat*
Why do none of the comments have any replies?
Wtf
@@Whoholies no way, I've waited so many years
@@Leanflare am I the chosen one?
THE REPLIES HAVE FINALLY BEEN OPENED 🗣
Everything about this, the comments, the video, the atmosphere, just everything gives me huge David Lynch vibes.
I love it.
Get yourself some friends
Me:
Imagine seeing this girl eating pistachios out of a bag and talking to a camera alone in the woods....XD
This video has the best comment section I have ever seen
*Poppy, is that you?*
I've never wanted to protect anything so precious and innocent in my life.
Girl: **sits at my table**
Me: "Don't do that. Don't give me hope."
The lack of replies in this comment section startle me..
I’ll reply
This is the closest I've been to another human being
Is this a secreat cult or something about no replys
* Sees a pretty girl *
Me: “Hey you wanna eat lunch together?”
Her: “Sure!”
Me: “Sweet”
Her: * Opens bag of only pistachios *
Me: ....
There’s a really strong sense of innocence here and it makes me wanna be a better person
This comment section is so crowded and lonely at the same time 😬
*Pretty new girl sits on the table*
Me: So, uhhh... How long have you been a girl?
*Pretty new girl sits near you at lunch*
She: *start talking*
Me: No sé ingles.
The comment section is actually the reflection of this video. Strangers meeting for a short and very appreciated period of time together. Even though the company of each other felt good those who initiated a conversation were left without a reply. However, they knew that this silence was also the answer they wanted the most.
So this is what romance anime is like in real life.
*Plot Twist:* _She was using this as an opportunity to eat Pistachios_
She's making a proper mess of that table, damn.
Poppy’s long lost sister
*_Poppy before the accident._*
This comment section feels like some inside joke and idk how to feel man
these no reply comments make me feel like a part of me is missing for some reason. It's like having an itch in your leg but not knowing exactly where it is.
Girl: *sits next to me and starts a conversation*
My sweat glands: “I’m bouta end this whole mans career”
Plot Twist:
We're actually a squirrel
*Cute girl eats lunch with me*
Me: "So uhhhh, u like rocks?"
This is perfection I wanna be bffs with this weird new girl
i had never eaten a pistachio before i saw this video and for days after i watched it for the first time i was captivated with the thought of eating pistachios...
now pistachios are one of my favorite snacks and never fail to satisfy my hunger. this pistachio girl single handedly saved a picky eater from years of hunger. thank you.
Boomers: You all lack discipline.
TH-cam Comment Section: *Nearly 3,000 people refusing to reply to a single comment*
"You can share them with your friends. Or the squirrels."
Spoiler alert:
_My friends ARE the squirrels._
Studio Ghibli stepping up their game
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
This may be just an innocent roleplay but something about this video seema extremely off.
...I've seen a lot of asmr in my day, but I gotta say, this was definitely one of the most captivating that I've seen. Couldn't take my eyes off you. The dialogue was perfect, the look was perfect, the sounds were perfect...I'm thoroughly impressed and am sad that I will never see this character again.
girl sits at table
My heart rate: 200 bpm
My brain: RED ALERT RED ALERT
I’ve never seen a paper lunch bag quite as nice as that
I must admit, the urge to reply is unbearable, but I will resist, and so should you
why does her lunch bag consist of just pistachios
This is so pure, deffinetly a girl i would hang out with
“I’m eating pistachios, do you want some?”
Me, being deathly allergic to pistachios, am scared.
Her shy and timidness is so unbelievably adorable, shes so pure i love it
I used to just bring a bag of pistachios to work and eat them for like 20 minutes, and people always were like "Oh there he is with his pistachios!"
This was actually hilarious and oddly comforting. I loved the line about there being enough pistachios for about five creatures and enjoying eating lunch alone with the trees, very relatable. After so much self isolation from quarantine, depression and anxiety, I'm really glad I stumbled upon this. Very cute.
I feel awkward sitting here and not saying anything
Hi I'm eating pistachios
In my brain: iM pOPy
I know everyone else is already talking about this but the comment thing is really weird but I don’t care. It’s nice, everyone with their own thoughts, no one disagreeing or fighting or being weird. It’s refreshing.
What kind of school is located in the middle of nowhere
Probably a witchcraft school
The comment section looks like its straight out of 2009 with the no replies.
Is everyone going to ignore just how spot-on the acting is here? I could actually believe for a minute this was a legitimate little girl. It's amazing.
The two dislikes are from the kids that didnt get offered pistachios
“Thanks for coming over here to sit with me”
**Five Seconds Earlier**
*_Walks over to you_*
"Thanks for coming over here to eat lunch with me."
Bruh I was sitting here first, who invited you?
There is no time for pistachios. A settlement is in trouble and needs your help. Here, I’ll mark it on your map.
This is adorable. It's very close to that ideal dreamy experience of school that I was always wishfully over-laying over the bore and nastiness of my actual school life, back inna day.
*girl sits next to me*
Me and my awkward being trying to make small talk: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
i don't need friends they *disappoint* me
Hey.
Hey you.
Pick up those shells.
Don’t mind me. Just searching for a comment with a reply.
The most adorable adult human being on the planet.
I think the reason a lot of ppl t finding this video off is a combo of the way she’s dressed, that she’s alone in the woods, she has a bag of only pistachios, the way she’s talking seems very robotic, and the color of the video is very drab and grey. And then u scroll down to the comments and see that they all hav no reply’s for some reason.
TH-cam: Would you like to watch a girl eat pistachios for 8 and a half minutes and talk about an imaginary high school!?
Me: Ok.
She's so cute i just can't
*I NEED TO PROTECT HER*
What if we are the teacher and we just let her think we're a student because we feel bad
My lucky day. Not usually an ASMR fan but this appeared in my YT recs and am absolutely blown away. A completely mesmerising film from beginning to end. There's a dream-like transcendence enhanced by the faultless acting, the setting, the clothes, the voice and not least the totally natural dialogue - which I can only assume is improvised. Bravo, Ruby. I salute your talent. You deserve an ASMR Oscar for this one.
I'm sensing a Luna Lovegood vibe here.
Dear ruby,
I am 10 and suprised about your acting skills. Also I have never ate pistachios.
You are the nicest girl to ever meet I am happy to learn more about another great asmr channel. I hope you have a good life in the future.
Sincerely,Noah Witherspoon
2:06
New girl: You new here?
Me who comes back here everytime I feel lonely: Not exactly
The combination of no reply comments and the unsettling atmosphere of the video makes me feel uncomfortably relaxed
This is hella creepy.....is the comment haunted or something??
Me: A comment section where there are no replies... That's rare!
ASMRuby: *answers a few comments*
Me: YOU HAVE DESTROYED YOUR OWN CREATION!!!!
What my parents think of me: 1:19
The temptation of the reply is overwhelming
2:05
2:14
I have no idea if the stutters and ''hm's'' are intentional but they give the new girl such a realistic and authentic vibe to it, I love it
imagine this girl sitting in the woods alone eating pistachios in front of a camera! xD. But the video is very relaxing!!
"unless you have a nut allergy, then you should probably leave."
*deep inhale*
"sorry ma'am, I'm apart of N.N.N. and I refuse any and every sort of nut."
I like how the situation plays out where I'm totally silent. Very realistic.
This is so cute. Great production value, too!
lol everything about this is so weird, the video, the comment section having no replies
"If you want to share some with your friends".
Bold of you to assume I have friends.
I’m surprised she didn’t run from me like all the girls do
Her : I brought so many pistachios that you can share them with your friends if you want
Me : bold of you to assume I have friends
This video is underrated af
_Lol I can't stop laughing at the beginning, apparently we have no friends other than squirrels damn __#relatable_
I came here to relax, not to fall in love and start a family all in my head.
This comment section scares me
Edit: this whole channel scares me
Ok dude, this is a good video, the girl is stunning cute, the acting is good, but I just have a couple of questions:
1. What is this doing in my recommend?
2. Why is her sub count hidden?
3. And just what is up with the no reply thing down here?
Can any of you answer my questions maybe? Oh right, no you can’t apparently.