Trixie builds her own "Barbie Cookie Dreamhouse" from Mattel

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  • @rzl712
    @rzl712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15520

    I love that she’s dressed as the realtor who’s going to sell this house later

    • @Oprahsdog
      @Oprahsdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      There it is

    • @greymilk
      @greymilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      "i will sell this house toDAY."

    • @alberttrujillo9874
      @alberttrujillo9874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      *Swedish accent* “Welcome the yer new hom.”

    • @noelbenzarati96
      @noelbenzarati96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LMGAOOOOOOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️

    • @christinecannibal844
      @christinecannibal844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Serving REALTOR REALNESS!

  • @JunoBirch
    @JunoBirch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8878

    love you queen

    • @neonfox9729
      @neonfox9729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      love you, queen 🥺

    • @CrystalCat24
      @CrystalCat24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ohhhh emmm geeee Miss Juno. I just say the clip of ur sims and thought, "ohhh I need to go get a refresh with Juno's page!". I live for you!!😻🤗 Hope you are healthy and well. Xoxo

    • @goobertron9099
      @goobertron9099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      YOU BOTH ARE VERY STUNNING

    • @FinalElysion
      @FinalElysion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yes this is happening!

    • @me0wst3rm1nd
      @me0wst3rm1nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just saw your new video, it was absolutely gorgeous!

  • @camcam02
    @camcam02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4027

    My grandma just walked past me and said “Oh, you’re watching those lesbians”... yes, yes I am grandma.

  • @avocadoesarenice4206
    @avocadoesarenice4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    Watching adults suffer through simple children activities is the most entertaining stuff on the internet

  • @jacquelyns5613
    @jacquelyns5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    "Perfect for little hands"
    Where's Katya and her tiny hands when you need her

    • @mon6957
      @mon6957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      busy holding their streamy award

    • @jacobotter708
      @jacobotter708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Katya building a gingerbread house with her tiny doll hands while old Russian folk music
      plays in the background is the only ASMR I would ever need

    • @TamariMcKay
      @TamariMcKay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trump can make it next year when he’s out of office!

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TamariMcKay Hopefully he can use his tiny hands to build a gingerbread wall around himself

    • @lunagotdippedinsauce9432
      @lunagotdippedinsauce9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TamariMcKay who was talking about trump

  • @Larucos
    @Larucos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    "my hands never looked so manly!!"
    [a soft gay hand with foundation, soft pink nails wearing cute flower ring]

    • @Noververify
      @Noververify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LMAO This comment needs to reach the top

    • @langross-roberts3948
      @langross-roberts3948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YES! I was like Trixie, darling, your hands are so dainty right now.

    • @fancifuldevices
      @fancifuldevices 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      While literally piping Barbie icing.

    • @solitarelee6200
      @solitarelee6200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right? I was like girl..... where XD

    • @Larucos
      @Larucos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The delicate hands moving in a delicate way surrounded by barbie icing "oh no I'm manly now"
      Sure, Jan

  • @elliottsmithstan3046
    @elliottsmithstan3046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    she looks like an 60s housewife who has just started working and now needs to put something fun for her kids to announce she won't be home for christmas

  • @tabithawills4389
    @tabithawills4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2770

    Pro-Tip for all Gingie Houses: ALWAYS decorate the walls, then let them dry, then assemble the house. ;) Basically, the directions lie

    • @jilliansmith6526
      @jilliansmith6526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Wow I will remember this

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The directions are sus. lol

    • @thebookworm8574
      @thebookworm8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@ReptilianTeaDrinker
      *The instructions were the Imposter*

    • @lukeisbadatmath278
      @lukeisbadatmath278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That seems like an attack bon our queen Trixie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @juliannah5721
      @juliannah5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      My mom is a baker, and we've been doing gingerbread houses my entire life. That's ALWAYS the way we've done it, so much easier. She figures out which kind of house we each want, breaks them down into walls, etc, makes cardboard pieces she can use to measure/cut out of the dough (she uses Swedish spice cookies, tastier than building gingerbread), bakes the pieces & checks them against the cardboard (trimming where needed), and finally we can decorate & assemble. Takes FOREVER lol, but they're SO. PRETTY. Her friend actually did her own house, omg, it was Juno Birch "stoonin-gah".

  • @mianewton3951
    @mianewton3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2191

    trixie: “are we teaching children about limited resources???”
    *proceeds to eat pink icing*

    • @sensualm4204
      @sensualm4204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao this remind me of walking children in nature

    • @reneelane5117
      @reneelane5117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sensualm4204 i read this comment as literally walking children... “come here kids time for walkiesss”🥰🙍🏼‍♂️🙍🏽‍♀️👩🏼‍🦯

  • @marsbar175
    @marsbar175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    "There are no stupid questions just stupid people"

    • @BBrannum
      @BBrannum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      also "small parts / small actors"

    • @kathrynswitch
      @kathrynswitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      -Mr. Garrison

    • @gardenlover9663
      @gardenlover9663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No wire hangers!

  • @TheAzerath
    @TheAzerath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    “There are no small roles, only small actors” is the idiom, Tracy.

    • @sharpiestealer
      @sharpiestealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      my favorite part is that she’s always “i’m an ACTOR” but forgets this iconic idiom

    • @partyCSM
      @partyCSM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you

    • @JayJayJyeBoy
      @JayJayJyeBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also: "There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers." I think she was mixing all her idioms up and it mixed her brain juices in the process, lol.

    • @TheAzerath
      @TheAzerath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JayJayJyeBoy never actually heard that one! I thought she was just WAY off 🤣

    • @JayJayJyeBoy
      @JayJayJyeBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheAzerath It could be more of an Australian thing - I could not count how many times a teacher or presenter used that back in the high school days, haha. And knowing how much Trixie has indulged in Aussie culture with that botched accent she attempts every video... it would make sense. All shade. 😂

  • @Tink00
    @Tink00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1120

    "There's no fat people, just fat ideas." I'm hardcore stealing that

  • @JncGwen
    @JncGwen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    I literally had the thought "oh, she cut her hair" before I realized I'm a fucking idiot.

    • @Jester-hk4mu
      @Jester-hk4mu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      We’ve all had that moment in our lives

  • @MusicologyFriend
    @MusicologyFriend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    You know that Detox is the queen she’s talking about for “rolling the sill” because she would’ve done a Southern accent for Trinity and a Cher voice for Chad.

    • @VindiVinchi1
      @VindiVinchi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I was thinking it was Detox!

    • @shaad6824
      @shaad6824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Absoutely!

    • @timvangeene4949
      @timvangeene4949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i thought she was talking about amanda lepore

    • @angmaiaxander
      @angmaiaxander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Definitely Amanda.

    • @aidenday17
      @aidenday17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Detox coming out you with a rolling pin

  • @Trilink-a
    @Trilink-a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3069

    This wig makes me wanna buy what this biological female is selling.

    • @domenicobocchetti532
      @domenicobocchetti532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Omg your pfp is FUCKING SENDING ME

    • @laureliz2441
      @laureliz2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      she’s selling avon like a true woman

    • @miamoore3347
      @miamoore3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The profile and name Is amazing

    • @Frost-k6e
      @Frost-k6e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @whitejadin7157
      @whitejadin7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your PFP is fucking cursed and I love it 🤣

  • @erinforster9953
    @erinforster9953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Trixie is 80% Roger from American Dad and I will not be argued with or provide explanation. The chaos, the vibe, the fashion, it's all there

  • @khushi-ip4vs
    @khushi-ip4vs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    “wHATEVER we’re making a cOOKIe houSE” i’m crying

    • @peacecraft82
      @peacecraft82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I watched the first 20 seconds of this video ten times

    • @shelleypasini2463
      @shelleypasini2463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed so hard when she said that

    • @mickydale8594
      @mickydale8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same 🤣🤣 trixie straight was stroking out in the beginning of this ahahahah 👏🤣

    • @Cartierblah
      @Cartierblah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mickydale8594 i never thought i would hear the words "trixie" and "straight" in the same sentance

    • @mickydale8594
      @mickydale8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cartierblah True lol odd combination of words for trixie however it fit for me in the situation..that beginning was repetitive as hell 🤣

  • @maggie5386
    @maggie5386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    This is Theresa Caputo, the Long Island Medium and not a soul can convince me otherwise.

    • @jabyjay
      @jabyjay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thought so too!!!

    • @jazzzmynnn6302
      @jazzzmynnn6302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG I HAVENT HEARD THAT NAME IN A WHILE

    • @johnstrickland
      @johnstrickland 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah.. too restrained

    • @HappilyAfterEver
      @HappilyAfterEver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is Teresa Caputo morphed with Kris Jenner.

    • @amphithere
      @amphithere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, there's no ridiculously long nails. Can't possibly be the same woman.

  • @quietvalerie1
    @quietvalerie1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "If it starts attracting children, I'm f#!&ing out of here!" Same sis....same....

    • @KimtheWino
      @KimtheWino 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha this was my favorite part

  • @batmanisbai
    @batmanisbai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    Her outfit and hair say “Karen Mattel” but her attitude is still “Trixie Mattel”.

  • @lauracg8654
    @lauracg8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    „There‘s a hole in this house, there’s a hole in this house, there’s a hole in this house...
    Certified freak, seven days a week...“

    • @TheJeko002
      @TheJeko002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was thinking and singing to this same thing

    • @mikeydelwey6779
      @mikeydelwey6779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      noooo I just commented that before I saw this
      well hey great minds think alike

    • @dylanma06
      @dylanma06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      certified leaks seven days a week. wet ass shingles make that foundation weak

    • @gamerp1g
      @gamerp1g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As I read the second “there’s a hole in this house” I was already singing to the tune of WAP then I continued reading and that was the direction you went for. So funny!

    • @danieljthornton
      @danieljthornton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING HAHAHA

  • @pebblesoop1648
    @pebblesoop1648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    This look is like Miley Cyrus but if she was a mom in the 70's and also she got this haircut from Edward Scissorhands

    • @tarzname
      @tarzname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I read this before starting the video, I did not know what to expect and as soon as it popped up I died from the accuracy of this comment

    • @AlisonDulaneyMusic
      @AlisonDulaneyMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The fact that this comment makes complete sense 💀

    • @anurbanurb
      @anurbanurb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for describing what I couldn't put into words 🙏

    • @sophcwakefield5345
      @sophcwakefield5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you put what i was thinking into words

    • @jmann81
      @jmann81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the bushes in her front yard are shaped like Dinosaurs

  • @sophiealexandra8052
    @sophiealexandra8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "There are no fat people, just fat ideas" - Trinity Michelle 2020

    • @JustinPageSlayer
      @JustinPageSlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you sure it wasn't Tracy Martel who said that? 🤔

    • @anorangetictac6110
      @anorangetictac6110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JustinPageSlayer it might’ve been trucy meatball

    • @lesbianbigbywolf2019
      @lesbianbigbywolf2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JustinPageSlayer nah, pretty sure it was Tilly Martin

    • @JustinPageSlayer
      @JustinPageSlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plot twist, it was Morgan Freeman

  • @MitchellWiggs
    @MitchellWiggs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    "do you believe in...milk and cookiessss?"

    • @nicallenjose6060
      @nicallenjose6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unhhhhhh

    • @jessewru6425
      @jessewru6425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

  • @recess_is_tired
    @recess_is_tired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Never thought i’d see Trixie in this kind of wig but like werk-

    • @pizzgirl
      @pizzgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FR

    • @evangeline77x
      @evangeline77x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Really? IMO it's the logical progression of the bowl cut.

    • @recess_is_tired
      @recess_is_tired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@evangeline77x A bowl cut legacy, ah yes

  • @maplelump
    @maplelump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    What I've learned with gingerbread houses is, decorate the sides before putting it together, because gravity is the enemy of icing.

    • @Noververify
      @Noververify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly! But who cares, we were entertained

    • @katieramey10
      @katieramey10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I do a gingerbread house every year and I have never thought of that. Have actually never felt more stupid.

    • @meganmary92
      @meganmary92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is the most obvious advice but yet I never thought of it... lol thanks!

    • @maplelump
      @maplelump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Noververify exactly! It’s the same reason we all love Nailed It! Because it’s entertaining and honestly, I couldn’t stop staring at her beautiful wig & outfit 😍

    • @maplelump
      @maplelump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@katieramey10 I learned it from following Hanelia’s on IG, her videos are super satisfying to watch, and went “it’s so obvious, no wonder I never thought of it!”

  • @RM13741
    @RM13741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    “It’s a globe. Of the world.”
    Thanks for the clarification

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Has the Unhhh Food Poisoning vibe right there. 🤣

    • @paigeduffin4420
      @paigeduffin4420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Snow globes: am I a joke to u??

  • @nathashatorres3560
    @nathashatorres3560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “There’s no stupid question, just stupid”

    • @a.k.9708
      @a.k.9708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite quote by her lmaooo

  • @nosliWannA
    @nosliWannA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I need someone on tiktok to make a sound of WAP but trixie saying “there’s a hole in this house” NOW

  • @ihavenoname2569
    @ihavenoname2569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    The outfit is giving me 70s Karen, the personality is giving me that one kid in drama class.

    • @zzzcocopepe
      @zzzcocopepe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel seen

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn that was crucial.

    • @ihavenoname2569
      @ihavenoname2569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @24Alexa Elias Saldivar Yeah I can see that. Miley Cyrus but in the 30 years. Or like a combination between Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton.

    • @leobarnes98
      @leobarnes98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's exactly what I thought 😂

    • @daniraewrites
      @daniraewrites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Fashion Brand Company! They make a lot of stuff with weird energy and I love it

  • @Mathias4Makeup
    @Mathias4Makeup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2923

    I’m so obsessed with your Carol Brady realness wig!!!!

    • @wahblah2859
      @wahblah2859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was looking at the wig wondering what it reminded me of and that’s exactly it!!!

    • @breeeeeee7
      @breeeeeee7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came to the comments to see if anyone said this 😅

    • @benjaminemmanuelsalomonort4838
      @benjaminemmanuelsalomonort4838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Crusty gOlden Girl wig"

    • @kkhebert4813
      @kkhebert4813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was literally about to comment about the that

    • @ArnixNoelle
      @ArnixNoelle ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kkhebert4813They _literally_ beat you about commenting about the that !
      (I'm just teasin' you gwiiirl, we dont speak the Queens Engrish over here either 😂)

  • @rayferraer866
    @rayferraer866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Love love love when you bake! I'm 61, my first easy bake oven was the one you showcased in "square" aqua, yes ma'am! I was all of 4. You brought back such memories. You have no idea how awesome you are. You actually had the audacity to be THE best bake queen. Wish you'd have been my mom. Where were you when I was growing up! Your creativity and energy just keeps me watching. You werk my sweet girl! Enjoying every video you do. Bless your dear heart. Your parents should be very proud!

  • @samrose77
    @samrose77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    She is serving CAROL BRADY REALNESS on a platter!

    • @StoneColdFox17
      @StoneColdFox17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I came for this comment

    • @Desaki65
      @Desaki65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StoneColdFox17 honey, SAME

    • @ThePrincessmaya1223
      @ThePrincessmaya1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a serve

    • @Mitreme
      @Mitreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SHES EATING CAROL BRADY UP!

  • @iamodmk
    @iamodmk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Trixie: *reads Babie on box* “Trixie- nope”
    Lmao she’s like “I don’t see a difference”

  • @connorsewell2366
    @connorsewell2366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    “I’ve got these little nerds” -gestures broadly at her fans-

    • @rage3475
      @rage3475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frangers,mates😂😂🤦‍♀️

  • @mikebuquiran8126
    @mikebuquiran8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    “There’s no small pee” Trixie Mattel is so inspring🥰

  • @rachelwilliams8551
    @rachelwilliams8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    This wig is never much miley’s mullets’ mother and I’m here for it

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love it *so* much. It reminds me of the mom from the brady bunch but she’s also a high powered realtor in a small town who takes it waaay too seriously

    • @rachelwilliams8551
      @rachelwilliams8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MaxOakland omg yesssssss

  • @aAryan0309
    @aAryan0309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I love how her favorite Christmas memory was of her NOT getting a Furby for Christmas

    • @thejennadeblin
      @thejennadeblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I got one, and it spooked me so it's still in a slightly damaged box 20 years later. Back of my closet. Wonder if Trixie would want it? :)

    • @trixie7759
      @trixie7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want a Furby, theyre adorable

    • @lunagotdippedinsauce9432
      @lunagotdippedinsauce9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trixie7759 i want to make a long furby, they're glorious

    • @trixie7759
      @trixie7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunagotdippedinsauce9432 Bro Same! I'm currently trying to buy all the shit I need to make one without taking apart a Furby, I'd recommend Etsy for the face plate, and theres a doll making website where you can buy a pretty cheap spine

  • @tippib2222
    @tippib2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    The upper camera: Her nose is also made of royal icing.

  • @hollilick
    @hollilick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    “Some of you have been nonstop drinking since you were 18 and it shows” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @isishowison3514
      @isishowison3514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Brits heard that like 👁👄👁

    • @tee1796
      @tee1796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@isishowison3514 I’m British and I feel ✨attacked✨

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@isishowison3514 Well as a Brit, I feel fucking attacked. But, you're not wrong. Though, I started drinking when I was 11, I started early and then stopped at 21, due to stomach problems. I don't care if this is overshare. lol Been 4 years since I stopped drinking, though I still like a little every now and then, cause some drinks taste amazing. xD

    • @hollilick
      @hollilick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Freda Wirick oops 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @dreamingofthemoon
      @dreamingofthemoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Every European ever*

  • @CHL03...
    @CHL03... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Trixie: Alexa play “get out of my way”
    *Trixie when Alexa actually plays it* :O

    • @clay1848
      @clay1848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have to hold down the volume each time she does this. My Alexa always turns on

    • @kittygirl593
      @kittygirl593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Alexa never turns on when I say Alexa it always goes off when someone on the TV is talking.

  • @gracedacosta6350
    @gracedacosta6350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    “There’s no stupid ideas, just stupid people” ?Idk if that’s what ur looking for but I like it

  • @workinprogress3329
    @workinprogress3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Petition for Trixie Mattel to go on Nailed It IMMEDIATELY

    • @Michaelabeauty96
      @Michaelabeauty96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg they do a special featuring some drag race queens including Trixie😱

    • @workinprogress3329
      @workinprogress3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Michaelabeauty96 yas ! I’m first in line 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

  • @mouthwideopen8338
    @mouthwideopen8338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    my favorite thing about Trixie is that it feels like when you’re watching her videos that you truly know her

  • @shayvaughn22
    @shayvaughn22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Okay living for the Carol Brady wig!!!
    “I’m not an architect” ummm Carol your husband is!!

    • @BitsyGem
      @BitsyGem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So happy I'm not the only one who clocked the Carol Brady wig!

  • @アルフィー-i4d
    @アルフィー-i4d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The wig really said "can I speak to your manager"

    • @vim4125
      @vim4125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessssss

  • @herecomenatboi
    @herecomenatboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    i feel like this is slowly becoming a baking channel and i honestly don’t have any complaints

    • @discogoblin
      @discogoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New from Trixie Cosmetics - Trixie’s (Literal) Baking Kit

  • @RedVinesTheUmbridgeW
    @RedVinesTheUmbridgeW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i cackle every time Trixie gives us a Drop Dead Gorgeous reference because i make them daily and no one gets them and she gets me

  • @TheSageDuchess
    @TheSageDuchess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    “There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers.”

  • @giomonteiro8716
    @giomonteiro8716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    “skill level: 2”
    well.... trixie will be the judge of that.

  • @casey9297
    @casey9297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    This Carol Brady wig is everything

  • @hashtagdiva5475
    @hashtagdiva5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "There are no small parts, only small actors." "There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers." I think were the two you were getting mixed up

  • @augustjsb
    @augustjsb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Tracy needs to put "there's not enough icing to make mistakes" on a shirt.

  • @grnvrsion
    @grnvrsion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Gurl, you activated my Alexa while I was making a sandwich at 1:30am, awakening my entire household to Kylie Minogue.

  • @CarlyGayJepsen
    @CarlyGayJepsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Trixie is like “theres this world famous drag queen i’m not gonna say her name but she was on season 5 and all stars 2 and her name starts with detox”

    • @pebbellz
      @pebbellz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Or Trinity The Tuck... she is also 99.9% silicone

    • @ugh1230
      @ugh1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@pebbellz the voice she made kinda sounded more like detox tho

    • @PandoraStolen
      @PandoraStolen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I was thinking either Detox or Trinity

    • @michaelinthebathroom7560
      @michaelinthebathroom7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I was thinking Chad.

    • @ugh1230
      @ugh1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@delta6265 gurl

  • @7LoveDove
    @7LoveDove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    a primer called "roll the sil" would be amazing tbh

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I feel like it’s detox lol

    • @chrischrischrischris5174
      @chrischrischrischris5174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage Roll de Sil

    • @annalee580
      @annalee580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chrischrischrischris5174 this is an amazing drag name

    • @colin5227
      @colin5227 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody would get it

  • @claracallejo2824
    @claracallejo2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This...this is literally the "Can I speak to the manager?" wig, only that she IS the manager

  • @pmonday
    @pmonday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    When she said "yes, that is happening" I was suspicious but when she went "PAUSE" I knew for sure Trixie's ass has been watching some Juno sims videos XD (me too girl)

  • @ksmp0728
    @ksmp0728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "We like to mix the world of foods and toys and often fail." We love an honest queen 🤣

  • @Musiclover0728
    @Musiclover0728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:00-9:06 is my favorite part. The icing mishaps, the looks to the camera, the music fitting to the what's happening 😆

  • @elizabethkizzar5489
    @elizabethkizzar5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Trixie,
    There are certain "skills" that are unspoken when it come to prepackaged gingerbread houses. Since it's the holidays my gift to you and your lovely subscribers. Please read this before you assemble your next gingerbread house. Step 1 Before you get out of the store go to the cake decorating department don't think for a moment that the kit will have the colors "you" like .Get the Big tubes of decorative icing in the Christmas colors you want.
    Step 2 while still in the store get extra candies people usually never have enough because of nibbling. (Be honest everybody nibbles) And for the true Divas who must have the most Ultra of houses candied fruits the look like bright jewels .You can get those most times in the baking department.
    Step3 We are home now and your kit got home with you in one piece. Now take a break because after all that shopping and dealing with Christmas Karens you need a glass of wine.
    Step 4 Lay out all pieces and check for breakage you can repair the broken bits now and let the royal icing dry. For the other pieces pick the colors you what for the walls.Carefully put a thin layer of icing on the walls and let it dry completely.
    Step 5 After the walls are dry do your detail work it's easier to draw the door windows etc while it's flat on the table..
    Step 6 carefully assemble your house after everything has dried. If your house gets a bit of an Owie when putting it together don't worry that's what the candies are for.
    Step 7 almost done do you final decorating of candies the way you want it to look . Quick tip if you want a snowy lawn around your gingerbread house crush up frosted mini wheats with a little extra powdered sugar.
    Anyways Happy Decorating 🌈💋

    • @ellalondono7635
      @ellalondono7635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      that's so sweet of you to help this in need lesbian

    • @escazkaban
      @escazkaban 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      A voice of reason in these dark times.

    • @rcelyvaz0420
      @rcelyvaz0420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was YELLING at Trixie to decorate before assembling the house lol

    • @thirstaefortae5057
      @thirstaefortae5057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The icing dripping down was sad 😢 But thanks for the tips

    • @elizabethkizzar5489
      @elizabethkizzar5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Look I figure everybody needs a little help during the holidays. Personally I think during this holiday season most people need to probably practice Step 3 a little more .

  • @abomb05
    @abomb05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This wig is my aunt who keeps her cigarettes in that snap pouch. I'm living for it (she's dying for it). This is why we love you, Trixie. You're everyone's someone

  • @mavinajfan
    @mavinajfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This wig is so Carol Brady, I can’t handle it.

  • @kurochii4404
    @kurochii4404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    She really just said "shh shut up" at the camera, she's adopting Brittany's brand HAH!

  • @doodleplays9554
    @doodleplays9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    my friends say this wig is bad. im here to say this wig is holy and should be worshipped. thank you, trixie

    • @anromeow
      @anromeow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      couldn't agree more with you 😌

    • @claireroden2967
      @claireroden2967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMG IKRRR!!! as soon as I clicked on the video I said out loud "OMG I LOVE THAT WIG GIRLLL"

    • @miriamcarlacalapod2716
      @miriamcarlacalapod2716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaooo yaaas

    • @clintonj6136
      @clintonj6136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s giving me Miley vibes

    • @justinewilson463
      @justinewilson463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She reminds me of Mrs. Brady from the Brady bunch

  • @christoffelbotha6916
    @christoffelbotha6916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love Trixie's natural hair colour - so blond yet so vulnerable.

  • @lindycoulee
    @lindycoulee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Even just the intro is so chaotic😭😭 we already know this is going to be a mess
    update: it sure as hell was a mess but honestly I’m not complaining because I enjoyed every second of seeing her suffer :D

  • @emilyp.454
    @emilyp.454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The giggle @ 8:58 was so precious!!! 🥺🤣 love you queen! Great vid!

  • @jadacaddy2321
    @jadacaddy2321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    i feel like that wig gave you a completely different identity

  • @tatersoup
    @tatersoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    All I could think was "there's some holes in this house!"

    • @oslo15
      @oslo15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It also has a Weak Ass Porch

    • @user-jg3yx8yu4l
      @user-jg3yx8yu4l 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oslo15lmaoo

    • @CHEEKY_MONKEY
      @CHEEKY_MONKEY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol should be the name of the video honestly

    • @adventureisntfar
      @adventureisntfar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I started singing the beginning of WAP too lol!

    • @luxblake7734
      @luxblake7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally stop the video halfway through to come to the comments to see if anybody pointed this out 😂😂

  • @taylorelizabethbeauty
    @taylorelizabethbeauty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I’m dead at “roll the silicone” 😂 it has to be either Detox or Trinity ???

    • @saralovely
      @saralovely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I feel like it's Trinity from the imitation of the voice.

    • @taylorelizabethbeauty
      @taylorelizabethbeauty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@saralovely I also get Trinity vibes 😂 love it

    • @gracek6609
      @gracek6609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      OR hear me out.... Chad michaels ?? OR yeah defo trinity 😂x

    • @marissareyna5706
      @marissareyna5706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gracek6609 I was thinking Chad too lol

    • @bert1029
      @bert1029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I feel like Detox and Trinity are too young. They’re both in their thirties. It’s got to be an older queen who was around when plastic surgery techniques were a bit different. It’s probably not even a drag race queen!

  • @rawrica
    @rawrica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That wig is absolutely LIVEABLE, BREATHABLE, LOVABLE, EVERYTHING.

  • @josegmnz6376
    @josegmnz6376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Miss Karen is in the room everybody RUN
    She didn't buy the toy, she stole it from a 5 year old kid... That's your idol?

  • @mattthom5743
    @mattthom5743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “There are no small roles just small actors” - probably an old white man

    • @dangerbug7716
      @dangerbug7716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ya, an extra trying to make themselves feel better...

  • @duarterr
    @duarterr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    This hair?! Now come on now, she IS the moment

  • @thirstaefortae5057
    @thirstaefortae5057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:26 lmao the music turning sad 😂 Furby’s these days make the old ones seem trash

  • @blysmich33
    @blysmich33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I remember the furby Christmas too, other kids would bring them to school and our Teacher ended up locking them all in a cabinet. A few were possessed and wouldn't be quiet so when anyone visited our classroom it sounded like there were children locked in the closet!

    • @catboymikey
      @catboymikey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMFG that horrifying

    • @adriennetisme
      @adriennetisme 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yellowsuncat16
    @yellowsuncat16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Mattel: “Perfect for Little Hands.”
    Trixie: ✋🏼👁👄👁🤚🏼

  • @yahudathesupreme
    @yahudathesupreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Me the entire time watching : "Wouldn't it have been easier to do all the little details while it's deconstructed, wait for it to dry, then 'glue' all the pieces together?"

    • @pakonaranjo3921
      @pakonaranjo3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly speaking I would probably do the same as trixie and fail more miserably than her.

    • @anix712
      @anix712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what I was thinking. I know the kits always tell you to build first then decorate, but everyone with actual experience that I've ever watched build/decorate a gingerbread house tells you to decorate the panels first.

    • @jacobotter708
      @jacobotter708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fully this, we understand gravity. *Cheers*

  • @sophiaguzman4757
    @sophiaguzman4757 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay but trixie popping her head into the top view camera and her nose and contour looking EXACTLY like the cookie with icing had me rolllling

  • @tshinakahonthangeni9223
    @tshinakahonthangeni9223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When she started growling out of frustration in intro...I just died.

  • @spacemansallie
    @spacemansallie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “there is no small roles, only small actors” lmaoooo i love “there are no stupid ideas, just stupid” tho

  • @conorstewart5582
    @conorstewart5582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "whatever, we're making a cookie house" Is probably the most relatable thing I've heard in all my lives

  • @harlequinnbodziony3945
    @harlequinnbodziony3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The sprinkle noise when she wipes her hands.........STUNNING

  • @thumpercomet3856
    @thumpercomet3856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Let's all hope that Trixie never starts her own drag house. It won't have a whole roof.

  • @half-eatensandwich1691
    @half-eatensandwich1691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    “There are no small roles only small actors”?

    • @jennymarie4803
      @jennymarie4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm surprised more people aren't here to scream this

    • @murasakimirai6063
      @murasakimirai6063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I went into the comments trying to find the saying just because i genuinely had no idea what she was trying to say 😂

    • @DolphinGirl826
      @DolphinGirl826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no i think it’s there’s no fat people only fat ideas

    • @jennymarie4803
      @jennymarie4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DolphinGirl826 There are no bald people only bald ideas

  • @Riitstuff
    @Riitstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    This actually makes me want to make a gingerbread house myself.

    • @workinprogress3329
      @workinprogress3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same !!!

    • @duplessis3
      @duplessis3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      use graham crackers or prepare for tears.

    • @Riitstuff
      @Riitstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@duplessis3 haha! Note taken

    • @albertofilho4553
      @albertofilho4553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Make sure to decorate before build it

    • @Riitstuff
      @Riitstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@albertofilho4553 yeah, that’s what I was thinking

  • @HeUaKeia
    @HeUaKeia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I'm gonna keep doing toy videos on this channel but if it starts to attract children I'm fckn outta here" LOLLLL

  • @radlee974
    @radlee974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Drop Dead Gorgeous is a cinematic masterpiece and it doesn’t receive nearly the amount of praise that it deserves!

  • @beausweater
    @beausweater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:08 I live for the fact that the editor put adult in quotations and not skilled 😂😂

  • @iamrobbyd
    @iamrobbyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    me: wait she sounds like juno birch-
    tracy: OMG YOU GUYS NEED TO FOLLOW JUNO BIRCH
    (seriously tho you do need to)

  • @jaypeedeleon9557
    @jaypeedeleon9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “Mom I got you this house”
    Val: it looked bigger in the picture
    LMAO

    • @sc4848
      @sc4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahahahahaha aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

  • @Danny-zv4zs
    @Danny-zv4zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    i’m being dead serious when i say this is the fishiest trixie has ever looked

  • @frostybean9635
    @frostybean9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Who else clapped at the end when she nailed her “Goodbye👋”

  • @singergrl1998
    @singergrl1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    “An American drag queen, I’m not gonna say who”
    So...Detox???

    • @amyy2403
      @amyy2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      i was thinking trinity the tuck

    • @beckiwilliams5424
      @beckiwilliams5424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Maybe Chad Michaels?

    • @corsetedwasteland2630
      @corsetedwasteland2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Def Chad Michaels

    • @brookegray7289
      @brookegray7289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Literally she said that and out loud I just went Detox ?!

    • @stviz87
      @stviz87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Back rolls?

  • @ratpasta5370
    @ratpasta5370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Trend alert, looking bad!" Relatable.

  • @youknowlaura22
    @youknowlaura22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    And all the sudden Trixie is the matriarch of the Brady bunch and I’m here for it.

  • @nawalita77
    @nawalita77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    7:54 Trixie: there's a hole in the house
    me: I said certified freak..

  • @an1k1nn
    @an1k1nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “ i used to think i didn’t wear enough makeup for bobs ... but now i think i’m the only one who’s wearing enough “ realness

    • @maplegirl5915
      @maplegirl5915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      she said bowl cut but ok

    • @an1k1nn
      @an1k1nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maplegirl5915 oh okay thanks for letting me know .

  • @simz3192
    @simz3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    “Roll the Sil?” It’s Trinity or Detox.

    • @mdstanton1813
      @mdstanton1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol that really gave me the chuckles

    • @caitlinvanderveen6086
      @caitlinvanderveen6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I immediately went to Detox and scrolled thru the comments for this one ahahah

    • @frybreadndizhnikaaz3314
      @frybreadndizhnikaaz3314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@RubyTuesdayJB Amanda lepore isn’t a drag queen lol

    • @65kay
      @65kay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Detox for sure lol

    • @walkingexistentaldread3079
      @walkingexistentaldread3079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      chad michaels?