I want to have a ship that runs on white chocolate, so that i can happily proclaim to have made a drink from FTL Fuel (white chocolate) and Rocket Fuel (Alcohol)
well, no, "white chocolate" is anti chocolate. Take everything GOOD about chocolate, and reverse it. White chocolate is horrible. I'm not joking, specially the stuff in the USA, legally it's not even chocolate. Internationally it's not even FOOD.
@@johnangel8361 why crashed? It's a fuel source for the aliens and is something we eat, we can produce enough of that stuff to sell it off by the shipping pallet. If anything we would become titan in the fuel market. Course chocolate pirate raids would be a thing
@@thehatter9400 they already have a way of making it, if they sold it to us for food or ate it themselves it's not like they wouldn't know how to make it all of a sudden
@@johnangel8361 no but if it's used as a fuel source it means it's not produced as much. Pretty sure candy is more produced then oil right? As in there is more lbs of candy being made then gallons of oil. If not then my whole hypothetical is bogus but I think it's right, so if it is then you can assume the same for the aliens. Now that being said if we think about it in terms of oil, then the more oil there is the less each barrel costs, which actually makes more sense then my previous comment. So in total I think you are right, White chocolate as fuel would reduce the price of it if both species share in the white chocolate engines
I get the feeling that the rest of the universe in the first one need a good old fashioned fireworks show. They have the gall to imply that there's such a thing as too many explosive materials. The Stoned Apes are at it again. Let's cause fear by simply dreaming.
"Yeah so I'd like to invite you to see a little celebration we have at the end of each year. You'll love it, I promise" "I don't see why not." *Countdown ends* "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" *Scared and confused alien screaming*
I can't help but think of the song Porch Honkies for that. Search it out and give it a listen. It's worth it IMHO. But then I am nucking futs so, YMMV.
Sleepwalkers can do things that are dangerous, to themselves, to others and to things around them. My wife used to be prone to sleepwalking. One night she pulled the shower arm out of the wall (not too bad a fix), tried to break into our safe (failed, but bent the hell out of a very large, heavy duty screwdriver) and severely damaged our kitchen range (that cost a lot of money as it had to be replaced),
2nd story. Now come on. The year I spent with a Shogoth roommate was one of the most fun years I had. Admittedly, I did seem to worry them for some reason...
Poor alien just had to get stuck with a roommate with a sleep disorder... My mom's roommate in college sleepwalked. She told me that one time said roommate walked downstairs in her sleep and set the table for dinner, and another student in the house had to come get my mom to bring her back to the room and get her back in bed. As for me, I was the scary roommate. I was under a lot of stress in college, and my freshman year roommate told me one night I sat straight up in bed and just screamed. So a night terror, I guess? I don't remember doing it.
As someone that constantly sleep walks, my sister once told me she saw me go to the kitchen, open the fridge, take some candy out of it, literally toss it into the table and proceed to go back to my room. I am probably still rather polite while sleep walking because aside from not really carrying what am I stepping on and some weird behavior like that I never did anything like take a knife, or even attempt to go out of the house. Edit: grammar
@@mikoajmullka6408 Oh yeah, I was also taking a glass of water so probably was to drink it and eat it. But yeah I won't ever know what my body does while I am not supervising...
My mom used to sleep walk occasionally. One night at like 3 in the morning she came out of her room and went to the kitchen, I followed her because she didn't respond when I said hi (not something she would ever do), she made herself a cup of tea, sat in her favourite chair and lit a bloody cigarette. That's when she 'noticed' me and started talking to me as if I were my dad, talking about completely nonsensical stuff but she kept calling me by my dads name. She never touched her tea, she smoked her cigarette, got up, walked back up to her room and went back to bed. I was thoroughly freaked out, I was like 16, had no idea Mom had a sleep disorder, she had no recollection of *any* of it the next morning but did let me know she would occasionally sleep walk.
For the first one yeah they thought humans drink spaceship fuel wait till they find out how many things we create on the planet that is essentially spaceship fuel for dessert. Poor guy should have watched The Shining.
@@eliandervalderen5849 Hell, the fuel used in the V2 ballistic missile was less pure ethanol than what you can buy comercially for drinking, which lead to the workers making them drinking it more often than not, just like US submariners did during WW1 with their torpedoes' ethanol fuel.
Just wait till the xenos find out about the death world rodents, mice...and let them run the numbers of what would happen if a single pregnant mouse got in there 😜
@@traveler4653 Essentially what he said, but also you feel like you are actually there as your self, while knowing its dream world most of the time and being able to control it. Its pretty amazing in that front.... how ever issue in the sleep state. Lucid dreaming is essentially phase just after you fell as sleep and takes up around 90% of your brain to run, meaning you are sleeping technically but you are not resting except your eyes if that since eye muscle control can still be there even in lucid dreams. Usually people fall a sleep so fast they dont get to be in lucid state long enough to notice it as it should be just half a hour or so. Then there is actual dream states where subconscious takes over and you are along for the ride ie common dreams and nightmares. This stage usually takes 3-5hours, brain is cleaned and its recovering, allowing the body to rest except more active dreams causing movements. Following the dream state is the deep sleep, the most important sleep of its all. In this stage brain moves memories from short term memory to long term memory, while flushing toxins, dirt and crap like dead brain cells that has collected into brain during the day. This is most recovering sleep witch can last from 30 minutes to few hours depending on person... or in my case fuck all since i lack the deep sleep phase almost entirely. Lack of it will cause person to forget things more often, even far as its just the item they put down and went "ok i put it here, so its clearly in known spot", few minutes later.. "where the FUUU i put it". Its like computer in your head is running only on RAM memory, that memory is running 100% all the times so any data old enough gets just deleted and unable to store much into hard drive for long term storage. Further problems are decreased immunity and physical health, "brain haze" as inability to think straight, you are constantly like drunk with out being much dizzy... well try staying up long as you can and at end stage you know what i mean. And thankfully the normal dream state covers somewhat but not perfectly, or end result would been death ages ago. Think of it like chronic sleep depravation and you are close.. Sleep and dreams are rather weird world, but one that each of us should pay attention. When young you should not stay up long and all night, or you will start to have bad school learning just simply from effect of lack of the deep sleep, well as hormonal development is hindered causing person to be most likely shorter than they could be with good night sleep. Dont ask how i know... Word of advice, if you wake up from your own snoring or anyone living with you, or in ten block radius wants to end your life cause of it, well as bad memory, exhaustion, go have sleep analysis done, you might have sleep apnea. Once you get it helped by proper treatment, first of all your neighbors or house hold does not want to end your life that much anymore and you get better sleep. Since people usually only get mentioned about it by annoyed friends slee.. trying to sleep in the same room and failing at it, becoming annoyed enough to complain, person might not have any idea they have such issues. Hopefully this was helpful crash course into stages of sleep and importance of each, plus some info and rambling on related things that come to sleep deprived mind.
Probably though it was better position since you have least some control over the world, while normal dreams you are mostly along for the the ride better or worse. Alternatively afraid since human is on control of full different universe in their head... and probably tying that into sleep walking, thinking human was intentionally hunting him.... wait when our xenos buddy runs into slip personality disorders in wiki and mixes that into the treat analysis as well....
Fun Fact; Humans NEED dreams to survive, and we don't know why. R.E.M. (Rapid eye movement) sleep is what happens when a human is dreaming; eyes moving around involuntarily, indicating the hallucinations that are dreams. When humans are deprived of sleep entirely, we begin to break down and experience health issues; the body and brain can't rest and repair properly, so health deteriorates. However, when a human is allowed sleep, but woken whenever they enter R.E.M., the same deterioration occurs over the next few days if this timed waking is sustained. So not only do humans vividly hallucinate each night, we NEED to to maintain health. And to this day, we don't know why.
What's fun is that at least some of R.E.M. sleep can happen while awake. In college I was so frequently sleep deprived that I developed the ability to start R.E.M. sleep while staying vaguely aware of my surroundings. I would do it sitting down just before class and it would actually help with staying awake and clarity of mind. Btw, there is a reason why it's called rapid eye movement sleep. They jerk around kinda wildly (as far as I can tell, more so the more sleep deprived I am. Maybe just because it is easier to enter that state and get deeper into it) My initial attempts were just trying to hallucinate without direction, (essentially trying to dream while awake), which worked somewhat. It was a surprise when in later attempts my eyes started moving.
*Breaking News* Entire fleets of ships stranded on the foreground, "Fuel has been stolen!" General cries in anguish, What do the Humans think of this horrible discovery "We'll send some of our guys to try and find the culprits, Rest assured we will recover the missing fuel" Says general as he wipes at his cheek as his soldiers does the same
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Got to the second channel that has the collected audio books. Start the Chonky Chapters of first contact. Realise that your life will never be the same again. May the Digital OmniMessiah and the mad Archangel TerraSol keep you!
Heh, my little brother used to talk in his sleep, would be weird to wake up in the middle of the night and he'd be having full on conversations ( both sides! ) but be completely asleep. He'd deny everything when he woke up, said we were making it up.
Story 1: LOL, a ship that runs on white chocolate. 2nd story: - LOL, dreams have been responsible for some of our best art, plays, poetry and scientific discoveries. Even in dreams our minds works for us or help us with emotional issues. I'd wonder about a species that doesn't dream or have a subconscious. Speaking while dreaming though, isn't normal in most humans. But some sleep walk, etc.,
That second story: couldn't help but picture Beavis in full "I am Cornholio!" mode stomping back and forth outside the door rambling about TP, Bungholes, and the plight of the Nicaraguan people in the vicinity of Lake Titticacca.
My fathers family have a tendency to talk while sleeping. My younger brother and a cousin of mine once talked when they are asleep. TALKED WHILE ASLEEP. Now you might say that how do i know they are asleep, well 1. They snores, and 2. They are heavy sleepers, 3. They talked nonsense and lastly, they are my brother and cousin, i know how they slept. Come morning and I asked them if they remember talking with each other, they both said no. Thats the day i learned that a couple of sleeptalkers can communicate with each other during asleep. Maybe their dreams connect like a lan connection?
When I was in high school, a friend of mine was often talking in his sleep. He was even doing maths calculations out loud. We thought maybe he was a genius. So we made sure we were ready to record him. We did, and then we verified the calculations. They were all wrong. 😆
You can totally control your dreams. It’s not even hard if you’re developed good control over your subconscious. I have even awakened myself up from from dreams
Then one time I had a nightmare where I tried this and I just woke up into another dream (inception???). I remember 2 layers. 1. I was laying on the top bunk of me and my brothers bunk bed when a plant started to grow out of my hand. I try to force my eyes open(that's how I wake myself up). 2. I open my eyes and see that I'm in a dark classroom with people I think were classmates, they then surround me and start kicking me as I lay on the floor in the corner. I think there was 2 more layers because I remember saying somthing about about 4 layered dreams to my mom.
White Chocolate....the evil triplet of Chocolate and Dark Chocolate, that stuff gives me a near headache eating it. Ouch! hopefully he just dropped his minicomp.
8 hours of cleaning, dear god have mercy on me, that is too much sweeping, mopping and such @n@ my most recent nightmare only lasted a minute that I remember...
We don't hallucinate It's a byproduct of us experiencing our own minds running at minimum capacity to compile cool down and make space guide by getting rid of Is Is excess data All you really need to remember. Is what you experienced what you were looking all the major things that makes up your? Experic's everything else including all the things you see on your side vision that are not important are unmade. Making space for new memories. It's just Efficient.
I'm using text to speech the system is being glitchy and it's replacing words or putting commas words not supposed to and it's using words that. Aren't connected man it's purposely trying to replace word start, it's being f****** annoying And I'm too so F****** tired to go back and Fix it.
"CAPTAIN!! THE HUMANS ATE ALL THE FUEL AGAIN!"
I want to have a ship that runs on white chocolate, so that i can happily proclaim to have made a drink from FTL Fuel (white chocolate) and Rocket Fuel (Alcohol)
I approve. This is the person likely to invent a real pangalactic gargleblaster... Warn the medics.
"We are low on fuel again. The humans keep eating it."
@@davidhenderson3400 sorry
@@davidhenderson3400 Could be worse. If it was the space jello instead the humans would also be drunk which makes them feel creative.
@@davidhenderson3400 But it's so delicious
Space ship runs on booze: old hat. Boring. Done to death
Space ship runs on chocolate: new and unexpected. Exciting.......tasty?
well, no, "white chocolate" is anti chocolate. Take everything GOOD about chocolate, and reverse it. White chocolate is horrible.
I'm not joking, specially the stuff in the USA, legally it's not even chocolate. Internationally it's not even FOOD.
@@ICountFrom0 at least it's not running on unsweetened 100% cocoa baking chocolate
The white stuff actually taste good in comparison
*glares, walks away from you*
*walks back with 99.9% dark cocoa in his mouth, grinning*
you only hurt yourself when you eat bad chocolate. im just kinda bummed it wasnt ran off milk chocolate. i like that better then white
Okay, but what does that have to do with my almost pure cocoa, my purest of the pure, delicious above all else, real chocolate?
Well the price of white chocolate just entered lunar orbit.
Or crashed
@@johnangel8361 why crashed? It's a fuel source for the aliens and is something we eat, we can produce enough of that stuff to sell it off by the shipping pallet.
If anything we would become titan in the fuel market.
Course chocolate pirate raids would be a thing
@@thehatter9400 they already have a way of making it, if they sold it to us for food or ate it themselves it's not like they wouldn't know how to make it all of a sudden
@@johnangel8361 no but if it's used as a fuel source it means it's not produced as much.
Pretty sure candy is more produced then oil right? As in there is more lbs of candy being made then gallons of oil.
If not then my whole hypothetical is bogus but I think it's right, so if it is then you can assume the same for the aliens.
Now that being said if we think about it in terms of oil, then the more oil there is the less each barrel costs, which actually makes more sense then my previous comment.
So in total I think you are right, White chocolate as fuel would reduce the price of it if both species share in the white chocolate engines
@@thehatter9400 still be funny as shit tho. Makes the whole "humans consume fuel for fun." Thing funnier
I get the feeling that the rest of the universe in the first one need a good old fashioned fireworks show. They have the gall to imply that there's such a thing as too many explosive materials.
The Stoned Apes are at it again. Let's cause fear by simply dreaming.
Wait until they find out that we even thought of an idea of using continuous nuclear explosions, literally, to propel our spaceships forward.
@@AlexSDU Ah yes, the most explosive obsessed propulsion system ever theorized
"Yeah so I'd like to invite you to see a little celebration we have at the end of each year. You'll love it, I promise"
"I don't see why not."
*Countdown ends*
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
*Scared and confused alien screaming*
I can't help but think of the song Porch Honkies for that. Search it out and give it a listen. It's worth it IMHO. But then I am nucking futs so, YMMV.
Sleepwalkers can do things that are dangerous, to themselves, to others and to things around them. My wife used to be prone to sleepwalking. One night she pulled the shower arm out of the wall (not too bad a fix), tried to break into our safe (failed, but bent the hell out of a very large, heavy duty screwdriver) and severely damaged our kitchen range (that cost a lot of money as it had to be replaced),
2nd story. Now come on. The year I spent with a Shogoth roommate was one of the most fun years I had. Admittedly, I did seem to worry them for some reason...
Poor alien just had to get stuck with a roommate with a sleep disorder... My mom's roommate in college sleepwalked. She told me that one time said roommate walked downstairs in her sleep and set the table for dinner, and another student in the house had to come get my mom to bring her back to the room and get her back in bed. As for me, I was the scary roommate. I was under a lot of stress in college, and my freshman year roommate told me one night I sat straight up in bed and just screamed. So a night terror, I guess? I don't remember doing it.
Fun
As someone that constantly sleep walks, my sister once told me she saw me go to the kitchen, open the fridge, take some candy out of it, literally toss it into the table and proceed to go back to my room.
I am probably still rather polite while sleep walking because aside from not really carrying what am I stepping on and some weird behavior like that I never did anything like take a knife, or even attempt to go out of the house.
Edit: grammar
I wonder what your brain was thinking
@@mikoajmullka6408 Oh yeah, I was also taking a glass of water so probably was to drink it and eat it.
But yeah I won't ever know what my body does while I am not supervising...
@@Sharkakaka so your brain was like yes im hungry but i dont really remember how to eat so lets just do what we can
I think a true hell woudn,t be having a nightmare, but multiple dreams inside each other.
That effeced me way more than regular nightmears.
My mom used to sleep walk occasionally. One night at like 3 in the morning she came out of her room and went to the kitchen, I followed her because she didn't respond when I said hi (not something she would ever do), she made herself a cup of tea, sat in her favourite chair and lit a bloody cigarette. That's when she 'noticed' me and started talking to me as if I were my dad, talking about completely nonsensical stuff but she kept calling me by my dads name. She never touched her tea, she smoked her cigarette, got up, walked back up to her room and went back to bed. I was thoroughly freaked out, I was like 16, had no idea Mom had a sleep disorder, she had no recollection of *any* of it the next morning but did let me know she would occasionally sleep walk.
For the first one yeah they thought humans drink spaceship fuel wait till they find out how many things we create on the planet that is essentially spaceship fuel for dessert. Poor guy should have watched The Shining.
And we're not talking about the chocolate.
@@ClokworkGremlin some of the alcohols that people drink can be used to literally fuel different types of engines
@@eliandervalderen5849 Hell, the fuel used in the V2 ballistic missile was less pure ethanol than what you can buy comercially for drinking, which lead to the workers making them drinking it more often than not, just like US submariners did during WW1 with their torpedoes' ethanol fuel.
@@villepore7013 I think I heard about that but I was never there so I've got no proof
spaceship run on white chocolate is fing awesome.
Just wait till the xenos find out about the death world rodents, mice...and let them run the numbers of what would happen if a single pregnant mouse got in there 😜
Or hungry human that knows the fuel is edible
Greetings Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Story 1: Food-er than Light?
Story 2: Humans are Jekyll and Hyde
Assuming he's still alive, I wonder what that guy in the 2nd story would think about lucid dreaming?
Hmm what is lucid dreaming?
@@traveler4653 Lucid dreaming is when you become aware that you're dreaming and can use your imagination to take control of the dream.
@@traveler4653 Essentially what he said, but also you feel like you are actually there as your self, while knowing its dream world most of the time and being able to control it. Its pretty amazing in that front.... how ever issue in the sleep state.
Lucid dreaming is essentially phase just after you fell as sleep and takes up around 90% of your brain to run, meaning you are sleeping technically but you are not resting except your eyes if that since eye muscle control can still be there even in lucid dreams. Usually people fall a sleep so fast they dont get to be in lucid state long enough to notice it as it should be just half a hour or so.
Then there is actual dream states where subconscious takes over and you are along for the ride ie common dreams and nightmares. This stage usually takes 3-5hours, brain is cleaned and its recovering, allowing the body to rest except more active dreams causing movements.
Following the dream state is the deep sleep, the most important sleep of its all. In this stage brain moves memories from short term memory to long term memory, while flushing toxins, dirt and crap like dead brain cells that has collected into brain during the day. This is most recovering sleep witch can last from 30 minutes to few hours depending on person... or in my case fuck all since i lack the deep sleep phase almost entirely. Lack of it will cause person to forget things more often, even far as its just the item they put down and went "ok i put it here, so its clearly in known spot", few minutes later.. "where the FUUU i put it". Its like computer in your head is running only on RAM memory, that memory is running 100% all the times so any data old enough gets just deleted and unable to store much into hard drive for long term storage. Further problems are decreased immunity and physical health, "brain haze" as inability to think straight, you are constantly like drunk with out being much dizzy... well try staying up long as you can and at end stage you know what i mean. And thankfully the normal dream state covers somewhat but not perfectly, or end result would been death ages ago. Think of it like chronic sleep depravation and you are close..
Sleep and dreams are rather weird world, but one that each of us should pay attention. When young you should not stay up long and all night, or you will start to have bad school learning just simply from effect of lack of the deep sleep, well as hormonal development is hindered causing person to be most likely shorter than they could be with good night sleep. Dont ask how i know...
Word of advice, if you wake up from your own snoring or anyone living with you, or in ten block radius wants to end your life cause of it, well as bad memory, exhaustion, go have sleep analysis done, you might have sleep apnea. Once you get it helped by proper treatment, first of all your neighbors or house hold does not want to end your life that much anymore and you get better sleep. Since people usually only get mentioned about it by annoyed friends slee.. trying to sleep in the same room and failing at it, becoming annoyed enough to complain, person might not have any idea they have such issues.
Hopefully this was helpful crash course into stages of sleep and importance of each, plus some info and rambling on related things that come to sleep deprived mind.
Probably though it was better position since you have least some control over the world, while normal dreams you are mostly along for the the ride better or worse.
Alternatively afraid since human is on control of full different universe in their head... and probably tying that into sleep walking, thinking human was intentionally hunting him.... wait when our xenos buddy runs into slip personality disorders in wiki and mixes that into the treat analysis as well....
@kaseymathew1893 does flying in a dream or avoiding nightmare scares count
That's like the aliens from the old tmnt show running on pizza.
Fun Fact; Humans NEED dreams to survive, and we don't know why.
R.E.M. (Rapid eye movement) sleep is what happens when a human is dreaming; eyes moving around involuntarily, indicating the hallucinations that are dreams. When humans are deprived of sleep entirely, we begin to break down and experience health issues; the body and brain can't rest and repair properly, so health deteriorates. However, when a human is allowed sleep, but woken whenever they enter R.E.M., the same deterioration occurs over the next few days if this timed waking is sustained. So not only do humans vividly hallucinate each night, we NEED to to maintain health.
And to this day, we don't know why.
What's fun is that at least some of R.E.M. sleep can happen while awake.
In college I was so frequently sleep deprived that I developed the ability to start R.E.M. sleep while staying vaguely aware of my surroundings.
I would do it sitting down just before class and it would actually help with staying awake and clarity of mind.
Btw, there is a reason why it's called rapid eye movement sleep. They jerk around kinda wildly (as far as I can tell, more so the more sleep deprived I am. Maybe just because it is easier to enter that state and get deeper into it)
My initial attempts were just trying to hallucinate without direction, (essentially trying to dream while awake), which worked somewhat. It was a surprise when in later attempts my eyes started moving.
I could not be on that chocolate powered ship as I would quickly find myself stranded and without power... I know my weaknesses.
Same here.
*Breaking News*
Entire fleets of ships stranded on the foreground, "Fuel has been stolen!" General cries in anguish, What do the Humans think of this horrible discovery
"We'll send some of our guys to try and find the culprits, Rest assured we will recover the missing fuel"
Says general as he wipes at his cheek as his soldiers does the same
*notices that comment time stamps are within 2 hours*
*looks at release date, and see that this was released 3 hours ago*
Oh snap! This is the first time I've listened to one of your readings shortly after release!
I recently found your readings, and have been hooked.
Been listening to them based on what auto suggest shows. So been getting them from across the multi year timeline..
Keep it up!
Have you heard of the daily life of a Dungeon
Got to the second channel that has the collected audio books. Start the Chonky Chapters of first contact. Realise that your life will never be the same again.
May the Digital OmniMessiah and the mad Archangel TerraSol keep you!
Heh, my little brother used to talk in his sleep, would be weird to wake up in the middle of the night and he'd be having full on conversations ( both sides! ) but be completely asleep. He'd deny everything when he woke up, said we were making it up.
Thanks for the great narration!
A pleasure and thank you for the dono :) it is very much appreciated.
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@@ajoshua19jaMoney.
Sleep is just death being shy
Story 1: LOL, a ship that runs on white chocolate. 2nd story: - LOL, dreams have been responsible for some of our best art, plays, poetry and scientific discoveries. Even in dreams our minds works for us or help us with emotional issues. I'd wonder about a species that doesn't dream or have a subconscious. Speaking while dreaming though, isn't normal in most humans. But some sleep walk, etc.,
That second story: couldn't help but picture Beavis in full "I am Cornholio!" mode stomping back and forth outside the door rambling about TP, Bungholes, and the plight of the Nicaraguan people in the vicinity of Lake Titticacca.
Wait until that alien See's his human roommate having sleep paralysis.that would scare him so much that he would pass out.
Bless the Squerril
Bless the Author
My fathers family have a tendency to talk while sleeping. My younger brother and a cousin of mine once talked when they are asleep. TALKED WHILE ASLEEP. Now you might say that how do i know they are asleep, well 1. They snores, and 2. They are heavy sleepers, 3. They talked nonsense and lastly, they are my brother and cousin, i know how they slept. Come morning and I asked them if they remember talking with each other, they both said no. Thats the day i learned that a couple of sleeptalkers can communicate with each other during asleep. Maybe their dreams connect like a lan connection?
When I was in high school, a friend of mine was often talking in his sleep. He was even doing maths calculations out loud. We thought maybe he was a genius. So we made sure we were ready to record him. We did, and then we verified the calculations. They were all wrong. 😆
WOW!!!!! Willy Wonka space explorer
Ah yes, the most terrifying aspect of humans: sleepwalking.
That first story had me digging through my nightstand drawer for my last bar of Lindt white chocolate.
Well, if material compaction is what matters for antifusion, we've got a relatively abundant resource known as "Lead"...
You can totally control your dreams. It’s not even hard if you’re developed good control over your subconscious. I have even awakened myself up from from dreams
I don't even think I have dreams. Sometimes I don't remember even having a single dream in months
I've had lucid dreams a few times. It usually doesn't last very long. It happens just because I wake up (or maybe I wake up because of it?)
I learned how to wake myself up when though I didn't know it was a dream
Then one time I had a nightmare where I tried this and I just woke up into another dream (inception???). I remember 2 layers.
1. I was laying on the top bunk of me and my brothers bunk bed when a plant started to grow out of my hand.
I try to force my eyes open(that's how I wake myself up).
2. I open my eyes and see that I'm in a dark classroom with people I think were classmates, they then surround me and start kicking me as I lay on the floor in the corner.
I think there was 2 more layers because I remember saying somthing about about 4 layered dreams to my mom.
"Also, I want to taste it"
I like the white chocolate story. It's funny.
Thanks for the story
So, basically, we produce fuel for the galaxy before we ever made first contact. Easter alone could fuel a war fleet!
When he said triglycerides and fatty acid chains I totally thought it was going to be margerine, also lucid dreams are trippy as fuck.
Poor poor alien techie, if wonder if he fell unconscious after that oneXD
Dreaming does have its benifits it keeps memories fresh and prepares us for dangerous in ancient times dreams could have saved lives
Wow the second story was done perfectly bravo
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
I think Humanity just learned how to terrify the galaxy and make some money simultaneously for the first story.
Now where's the fun in not carrying antimatter in ones back pocket?
The second story has an amazing horror concept.
Happy fishies.
Holy crap that second story was genius
I was expecting the fuel to be alcohol.
Thank you for the video. That ending. Dang.
Exotic butters
White Chocolate....the evil triplet of Chocolate and Dark Chocolate, that stuff gives me a near headache eating it.
Ouch! hopefully he just dropped his minicomp.
And then he wakes up in a cold sweat.. realizing that he has been infected by human dreaming.
Thanks!
My pleasure , thank you for the dono. Its much appreciated.
Also I want to taste it. That is the most human response I could imagine.
Shout out to the alien calling humans humanoids
You know once humans get this technology the humans are probably going to make it even better
Human in the first one "meh I prefer milk chocolate. What if we used milk chocolate? What if we used dark chocolate."
For the first one, I was expecting ice cream.
Yeah Me Too!
10:28 are you thinking what im thinking?
Chocolate company's owners are gonna own the galaxy
Exotic Butters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no, those Xenos are about to get Crusaded for the Chocolate
Turning Carbon into Boron... Um that is endothermic. I figured they'd be turning Zinc into Iron or somesuch.
Humans.. yeah.. we're complicated sometimes.
I used to sleepwalk, my mom once caught me sleepwalking and told me in the morning that I went in the bathroom and put my pants in the toilet
Common misconception... you actually only dream during REM cycles, which total to about 20min a night iirc.
Poor alien.
EXOTIC BUTTERS
Mankind defeats the alien armada but… eating it!
well, looks like there's an actual use for white chocolate now. (that abomination of food stuffs.)
neat
#2 Poor alien dude...
The chocolatiers of Earth are about to become rich!
Don't wake up the human sleepwalker.
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I knew these names sounded familiar in the first story XD
Are they on other stories?
@@fabiocosta3830 nah they are stuff you find in food stuffs, so I got the twist halfway through
8 hours of cleaning, dear god have mercy on me, that is too much sweeping, mopping and such @n@ my most recent nightmare only lasted a minute that I remember...
We don't hallucinate It's a byproduct of us experiencing our own minds running at minimum capacity to compile cool down and make space guide by getting rid of Is Is excess data All you really need to remember. Is what you experienced what you were looking all the major things that makes up your? Experic's everything else including all the things you see on your side vision that are not important are unmade. Making space for new memories. It's just Efficient.
Story 1: Willy Wonka has entered the chat
white chocolate fuel
Who did the opening thing
TH-cam , other than that not sure
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138th, 11 March 2023
I'm using text to speech the system is being glitchy and it's replacing words or putting commas words not supposed to and it's using words that. Aren't connected man it's purposely trying to replace word start, it's being f****** annoying And I'm too so F****** tired to go back and Fix it.
The 2nd. story at the end had me on the Floor LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂
F^%king Awsome.
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