the sarcasm is too dense for me to enjoy this, but thanks for respecting my main Shang. :3 i'm writing an AU Fanfic exploring what a heroic version of Shang Tsung would look like, and its cool to see him not just disregarded as impossible to turn good.
'too sarcastic' - And I wasn't even trying.. Yeah Shang's a tricky bugger, cause given how rotten he's usually portrayed, it makes no sense to redeem him unless under very specific circumstances and stories. Curious how you're going about it.
@@CynicalWarlock mainly just using the MK1 method of "new timeline, new circumstances." keeping that Shang is an Earthrealmer, but lived in and learned magic in the modern era, so a younger Shang. my philosophy is this: keep him morally dubious, keep the mad scientist angle, and he still devours souls, buuuuuut have him work to noble aims. i'm giving him a sister based on some info i gathered from the prototype stage of his character, naming her Feng and she later becomes a fem ninja named Kitsune. sister gets tricked into demonic bargain with Quan Chi and sacrificed to his master, so now Shang is out to save her from hell. kinda a Victor Van Doom angle. buuuuut also throwing in some blasphemy and leaning into the Elder Gods portrayal as negligent and uncaring gods. i want Shang to develop a hate for them after learning that yes, Hell exists, and the Elder Gods made it, and decides that ANY god willing to subject souls to eternal torment deserve to be dethroned. finally, his Soul magic is less taking from the souls of others and more trying to live in harmony with them. for now they share an existence within him, but he plans to make his own afterlife for them called The Jade Gardens. and yeah, i know this makes him more like Ermac in terms of the soul mechanics, but im okay with that. :P plus i get the fun dynamic of Shang believing he can make Heaven better than the actual gods can. X3 aaaaaand gonna throw in some bisexual representation, a couple trans characters here and there, and have Shang be a lil more gender ambiguous especially after absorbing plenty of ladies. :P cuz im queer, and this is my own separate timeline with no connection to the mainline continuity, so why not? calling it Mortal Kombat Jade Snake, and im gonna try and have as many arcs as there are Midway games, mainline entries anyway, to pretend like this is a legit game franchise just in fanfiction form. :3 thoughts?
@@LunaStardust666 interesting though the idea of Shang as as a good guy still seems far off and too optimistic shang could never actually create a better heaven all those souls are definitely getting cashed in
@@Angelo-nd4lg yeah, :P i have no delusion my Shang would ever resemble canon. this is an excuse to make my blorbo the protagonist. :3 and to have said protagonist be sketchy as hell while protecting Earthrealm
The idea of seeing Kira and Hotaru go on some kind of goose chase together is out of left field, but I can see myself wanting to see that. Hotaru would find her insufferable at first, but grow to respect her. Same for Kira.
The best way to turn Mileena good is to cure her for the new timeline or just give her a family for the old timeline. The best way to turn Sonya evil is if she ends up becoming the "Austrian Painter" towards non-humans.
Stryker becoming a vigilante/ex-cop could be a really cool chapter for him in MK2, and give him another chance to be redeemed by the fans… … I really miss Mr. Police Brutality, if it wasn’t obvious enough
🤜 🤛 always a blessing to find other Stryker mains🎉 Also Justice for Stryker should really be on T 👕. As for an evil Stryker, just sue his department, he'll hate it enough to snap.
I thought he would make a dope ass cyborg like sektor or cyrax I think from a narrative standpoint it fits a lot of the ninjas but this is about noob so for sake of argument say he gets captured and put through the cyrberization process and his soul actually manifests through his shadow so he retains his sense of self but it’s tortured and twisted as it’s only way to express it’s pain and frustration is through the few moments he’s “free” which is a relative term since he’s now connected to a machine with no free will of its own it could also highlight how he’s made others feel with his selfishness and depending on who u want to choose storywise to set off the cyberization process it could literally put him in the skin of those he’s essentially made into slave
Yea like you said, the most we’d get out of Shao Kahn as a good guy is like Marcellus Wallace, just he still a bad guy, but he don’t like to leave debts unpaid so he’ll help the good guys out just this once.
On second read,im watching teen titans and haven’t actually sat back to watch ur video yet it still stands wat I said.hes essentially the dude from get out wen he’s sinking only he actually gets moments of clarity only to have it ripped away wen not in use since he’s been literally turned into just essentially a technique
[Returns from the Krisis universe for cynicals Alignment holiday party.] *Dusts himself off in haste, looks at his gifts to give as well a Blaze Christmas ornament to power freely the tree, Bo rai cho's holiday eggnog.* " Tis the season to be on a list and Judged on yearly deeds. Now officially done with part 2... Im looking forward to a lil R and R. " *Goes to cynical warlock with the kirehashi blade outfitted to be a guitar, poors for all eggnog made by bo rai cho, then adds blaze atop the Christmas tree to spare the electric bill. Then, he proceeds to watch the video with holiday cheer.* *After watching the video, beat red in hearty laughs with a few, then looking at the book of Krisis on... Ideas of his own takes, incredulous on whether to share or surprise Cynical.* " hmmm... Good will towards men huh.. " *hops off his hammock to go to the alignment board with suggestions.* 1. Noob saibot = Moon knight ( Good alignment ) 2. Jax = Amanda waller/Cecil who hires the the black dragons to be his version of suicide squad of sorts or else suffer further mutilations and augmentations ( Evil align by killing Jaqaline Briggs as a child. ) 3. Hsu hao = make him Johnny cages personal bodyguard who gets the nickname Bo as a through back to malibu comics. ( Good alignment ) 4. Kitana = give her Tarkat and kasted out of her Father's lives and mother's scorn. ( eeeeevvvvviiiiillllllll ) 5. And Lastly Nightwolf = Give him a Very successful Casino chain called the Great spirits Casino and Matoka clan member go global with their casinos across earthrealm. ( evil ) *before going back to his hammock to sleep off the eggnog. I hit up my personal playlist. 🎵 Call on me!!! Call.. me.. Call on me!! 📞 🎵* *Shouts* " Cap a Feeeeeeeeellllll "
Eric Prydz be getting a lotta listens. Jax being Waller and employing Black Dragon prisoners is awesome; could actually integrate that into the saga, at some point. The others are cool too. Turns out Kitana wouldn't last a second living Mileena's life.
*hands over other suggestions to Cynical as a way of saying thank you.* 6. Kintaro = *Pulls Out a Glock and fires.* " heres your barback shang tsung.. please do not make me good. Align him again."😢 ( Good alignment ) 7. Ferra = Outworlds energetic Tour guide that trains both Torr and moloch to perfome circus tricks. ( Good alignment ) 8. Fujin = Elder gods status ( neutral or evil. ) 9. Shinnok = Retirement home ( Good? ) 10. Johnny Cage = Red dragon activist, spokesman, and late night television host. Also, he makes sure to brag about his martial arts trophy's to piss of Kobra while Daegon becomes Mk version of Blackrock Ceo. ( honestly it's so evil it became legal to speak on. Can I now get a check please Daegon? ) Boooooooonnnnnnnuuuuuussssss!!!!!! 11. King Jarod = Willingly Sacrifices the entire Realm of edenia in a soul ritual to become... Ermac. No heavens, no hells. Only them. I don't think they need the alignment.
I like your pitch for how to reinvent Kira. How about a video on how you would reboot other Kombatants that haven't been introduced? My idea for Devora is to just make her Kerrigan from _Starcraft,_ a Special Forces operative that was abandoned and got mutated into a bug lady. Heck, we always hear how Kano killed Sonya's partner so make it a twist where he didn't kill her but sold her to Shang Tsung who experimented on her. That would be cool.
Ive always wanted to see the REAL Scorpion and Sub-Zero ( Hanzo and Kuai Liang) as main characters. Scorpion just screams badass antihero kinda like Vegeta and Sub-Zero can work as his equivalent of Goku in a way.
Dear Cynical Warlock, another 3 week weeks have gone by, and you refuse to give me a Kabal exclusive. So screw your inability to save the burn victim! I'll do it myself! (Fun fact, in the og timeline, he wasn't burnt. Just really messed up by the Extermination Squads) Kabal is a good guy. Kabal's last name is now Winchester. Kabal is no longer a victim of Kintaro nor Motaro and his boys, he is a rookie cop, who gained speed powers after being super stun gunned by Stryker after he lost his cool from Kabal talking smack. Blah blah blah he should be with Mileena, because she's crazy and he's fast, so he can use his speed to enhance her illusions. Side thought: To add depth to Chameleon, make it...Shujinko, under the hood. The reason he's a walking power crisis isn't because he's crazy strong (even though he is), it's because Shujinko wants to challenge himself. The end of my rant. Kabal better be next or I'm docking your pay!
Dude.. just gave chameleon the Chris Redfield treatment Chameleon: Syzoth!! My sisters womb has been dried up for millenia, wet it with *yours* so we can bring back our peoples glory!!! (Meanwhile her in the background): 9:44
For real though they dropped the ball so hard when they didn't do anything productive with Dark Raiden, having Raiden be the final boss of a Mortal Kombat gane wouldnl have been awesome.
Video would have been really cool if half of your entires weren’t “durr have sex with all the women” or “you can’t”. Hope somebody more creative and less sexist covers this idea someday.
Hear me out: Drahmin is brought back in Kombat 3? They could show the human warlord Drahmin after he puts on the mask & club then becomes the psychotic monster he is in hell.
As a johnny cage it make sence well for me old johnny cage get respect and certiron get her thirpey or make her realing the bad thing she it so and trying to be good again
I can take good care of Sindel,Kitana, Mileena,Tanya,Sonya and Chronika and also there are so many possibilities with the four armed lady 😏😏 and also Blaze can be with Cetrion problem solved🤌🤌 and I love how your solution for Rain and Tanya are the same , maybe Khaos Reigns DLC is on to something 🤔🤔
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Not gonna lie, if we had a Liu Kang and Shao Kahn team up at ANY POINT, I’d feel like something is seriously wrong. Lol
idk why i find it badass. or maybe raiden and shao kahn?
Much like an affair, it'd be both fun and wrong.
Sooo a possible team up of both Shujinko and Onaga. Yeah I said it
the sarcasm is too dense for me to enjoy this, but thanks for respecting my main Shang. :3 i'm writing an AU Fanfic exploring what a heroic version of Shang Tsung would look like, and its cool to see him not just disregarded as impossible to turn good.
'too sarcastic' - And I wasn't even trying..
Yeah Shang's a tricky bugger, cause given how rotten he's usually portrayed, it makes no sense to redeem him unless under very specific circumstances and stories. Curious how you're going about it.
@@CynicalWarlock mainly just using the MK1 method of "new timeline, new circumstances." keeping that Shang is an Earthrealmer, but lived in and learned magic in the modern era, so a younger Shang.
my philosophy is this: keep him morally dubious, keep the mad scientist angle, and he still devours souls, buuuuuut have him work to noble aims.
i'm giving him a sister based on some info i gathered from the prototype stage of his character, naming her Feng and she later becomes a fem ninja named Kitsune.
sister gets tricked into demonic bargain with Quan Chi and sacrificed to his master, so now Shang is out to save her from hell. kinda a Victor Van Doom angle.
buuuuut also throwing in some blasphemy and leaning into the Elder Gods portrayal as negligent and uncaring gods. i want Shang to develop a hate for them after learning that yes, Hell exists, and the Elder Gods made it, and decides that ANY god willing to subject souls to eternal torment deserve to be dethroned.
finally, his Soul magic is less taking from the souls of others and more trying to live in harmony with them. for now they share an existence within him, but he plans to make his own afterlife for them called The Jade Gardens.
and yeah, i know this makes him more like Ermac in terms of the soul mechanics, but im okay with that. :P plus i get the fun dynamic of Shang believing he can make Heaven better than the actual gods can.
X3 aaaaaand gonna throw in some bisexual representation, a couple trans characters here and there, and have Shang be a lil more gender ambiguous especially after absorbing plenty of ladies. :P cuz im queer, and this is my own separate timeline with no connection to the mainline continuity, so why not?
calling it Mortal Kombat Jade Snake, and im gonna try and have as many arcs as there are Midway games, mainline entries anyway, to pretend like this is a legit game franchise just in fanfiction form.
:3 thoughts?
@@LunaStardust666 interesting though the idea of
Shang as as a good guy still seems far off and too optimistic shang could never actually create a better heaven all those souls are definitely getting cashed in
@@Angelo-nd4lg yeah, :P i have no delusion my Shang would ever resemble canon. this is an excuse to make my blorbo the protagonist. :3 and to have said protagonist be sketchy as hell while protecting Earthrealm
The idea of seeing Kira and Hotaru go on some kind of goose chase together is out of left field, but I can see myself wanting to see that. Hotaru would find her insufferable at first, but grow to respect her. Same for Kira.
Yeah there's some potential there, for sure.
The best way to turn Mileena good is to cure her for the new timeline or just give her a family for the old timeline. The best way to turn Sonya evil is if she ends up becoming the "Austrian Painter" towards non-humans.
Stryker becoming a vigilante/ex-cop could be a really cool chapter for him in MK2, and give him another chance to be redeemed by the fans…
… I really miss Mr. Police Brutality, if it wasn’t obvious enough
You and me both. Would love to see him going to town on like half the cast.
🤜 🤛 always a blessing to find other Stryker mains🎉 Also Justice for Stryker should really be on T 👕. As for an evil Stryker, just sue his department, he'll hate it enough to snap.
Frost's solution can also work with Skarlet (I can fix her)
It is really true the the Christmas spirit turns people good. It really is a Christmas miracle.
Fuck..
@@CynicalWarlock damn...
Well shit...
a christmas gift
Ho ho hoe
Really love your constant inclusion of Drahmin. He can be so cool 😭🙏
@@edd4131 I'm legit amazed he has this many fans.
1:16 *AGREED!!!!* ✅✅✅✅✅✅ *I APROVE*
@@SirCapyTheSecond Wait, not like that
We kinda think alike sometimes
2:36 why does it remind me of that one episode from SpongeBob where two policemen pranking Patrick on his fear? 😂😂😂
Merry Christmas to you 🎄
Hey you're right, that does look SpongeBob-ish.
Merry X-mas.
Had a hell of a week (and year). Happy holidays Warlock. 🙌
You too, Enigma.🙌
Good or bad?
@CynicalWarlock Both... very long story lol.
Ayyy, my boy Reptile is neutral, exactly just how he should be!
Yesss.🤝
@@CynicalWarlock My man. 🤝
1. Mortal Christmas and no Kombat whatsoever.
2. Kenshi: Kill Takeda, Takeda: Kill Kenshi.
Merry Christmas bro go enjoy the holidays appreciate the content though.
Such a nice chad..
@CynicalWarlock i see a warlock not being cynical
Perfect video for Christmas morning thank you my goat
Well you've been a good boy all year and watched my videos.
Great video, as always 😂💯
Thank you, Mr. Wayne.
To make mileena good we just need kitana to accept her, it even says in her mk11 tower ending that she just wanted to get along with kitana
I thought he would make a dope ass cyborg like sektor or cyrax I think from a narrative standpoint it fits a lot of the ninjas but this is about noob so for sake of argument say he gets captured and put through the cyrberization process and his soul actually manifests through his shadow so he retains his sense of self but it’s tortured and twisted as it’s only way to express it’s pain and frustration is through the few moments he’s “free” which is a relative term since he’s now connected to a machine with no free will of its own it could also highlight how he’s made others feel with his selfishness and depending on who u want to choose storywise to set off the cyberization process it could literally put him in the skin of those he’s essentially made into slave
That's actually a good way to flesh out and personify his shadow.
Isn't he already a slave? (Not to be rude just 'cause he's "black") but you know he's owns by Quan Chi and Shinnok
Kombat Khristmas to all,
And to all a good Fight!
@@Georgemaketoast Merry rizzmas
Yea like you said, the most we’d get out of Shao Kahn as a good guy is like Marcellus Wallace, just he still a bad guy, but he don’t like to leave debts unpaid so he’ll help the good guys out just this once.
Yep, you get it. Shao will do anything to win, even if it means being good, for a while.
I'd be down for most of these. Plus imagining so many of these ladies as humble chicken farmers is really wholesome.
Poultry princesses.
On second read,im watching teen titans and haven’t actually sat back to watch ur video yet it still stands wat I said.hes essentially the dude from get out wen he’s sinking only he actually gets moments of clarity only to have it ripped away wen not in use since he’s been literally turned into just essentially a technique
You lost me at "haven't actually watched your video".
@ lol hey now it was Christmas I was busy big dawg
@@hohoho3749You know what, you're right.
Cancel that air strike.
[Returns from the Krisis universe for cynicals Alignment holiday party.]
*Dusts himself off in haste, looks at his gifts to give as well a Blaze Christmas ornament to power freely the tree, Bo rai cho's holiday eggnog.*
" Tis the season to be on a list and Judged on yearly deeds. Now officially done with part 2... Im looking forward to a lil R and R. "
*Goes to cynical warlock with the kirehashi blade outfitted to be a guitar, poors for all eggnog made by bo rai cho, then adds blaze atop the Christmas tree to spare the electric bill. Then, he proceeds to watch the video with holiday cheer.*
*After watching the video, beat red in hearty laughs with a few, then looking at the book of Krisis on... Ideas of his own takes, incredulous on whether to share or surprise Cynical.*
" hmmm... Good will towards men huh.. "
*hops off his hammock to go to the alignment board with suggestions.*
1. Noob saibot = Moon knight ( Good alignment )
2. Jax = Amanda waller/Cecil who hires the the black dragons to be his version of suicide squad of sorts or else suffer further mutilations and augmentations ( Evil align by killing Jaqaline Briggs as a child. )
3. Hsu hao = make him Johnny cages personal bodyguard who gets the nickname Bo as a through back to malibu comics. ( Good alignment )
4. Kitana = give her Tarkat and kasted out of her Father's lives and mother's scorn. ( eeeeevvvvviiiiillllllll )
5. And Lastly Nightwolf = Give him a Very successful Casino chain called the Great spirits Casino and Matoka clan member go global with their casinos across earthrealm. ( evil )
*before going back to his hammock to sleep off the eggnog.
I hit up my personal playlist.
🎵 Call on me!!! Call.. me.. Call on me!! 📞 🎵*
*Shouts* " Cap a Feeeeeeeeellllll "
Eric Prydz be getting a lotta listens.
Jax being Waller and employing Black Dragon prisoners is awesome; could actually integrate that into the saga, at some point. The others are cool too. Turns out Kitana wouldn't last a second living Mileena's life.
*hands over other suggestions to Cynical as a way of saying thank you.*
6. Kintaro = *Pulls Out a Glock and fires.* " heres your barback shang tsung.. please do not make me good. Align him again."😢 ( Good alignment )
7. Ferra = Outworlds energetic Tour guide that trains both Torr and moloch to perfome circus tricks. ( Good alignment )
8. Fujin = Elder gods status ( neutral or evil. )
9. Shinnok = Retirement home ( Good? )
10. Johnny Cage = Red dragon activist, spokesman, and late night television host. Also, he makes sure to brag about his martial arts trophy's to piss of Kobra while Daegon becomes Mk version of Blackrock Ceo. ( honestly it's so evil it became legal to speak on. Can I now get a check please Daegon? )
Boooooooonnnnnnnuuuuuussssss!!!!!!
11. King Jarod = Willingly Sacrifices the entire Realm of edenia in a soul ritual to become... Ermac. No heavens, no hells. Only them. I don't think they need the alignment.
I like your pitch for how to reinvent Kira. How about a video on how you would reboot other Kombatants that haven't been introduced? My idea for Devora is to just make her Kerrigan from _Starcraft,_ a Special Forces operative that was abandoned and got mutated into a bug lady. Heck, we always hear how Kano killed Sonya's partner so make it a twist where he didn't kill her but sold her to Shang Tsung who experimented on her. That would be cool.
Ive always wanted to see the REAL Scorpion and Sub-Zero ( Hanzo and Kuai Liang) as main characters. Scorpion just screams badass antihero kinda like Vegeta and Sub-Zero can work as his equivalent of Goku in a way.
Interesting comparison. And yeah, it's criminal that we've never gotten any sort of spinoff or story focused on the 2 of them.
Merry Christmas Warlock
Merry X-mas, Welch.
I love these videos so much basically I love you
I love you too, no homo.
@ real
Scream and beg for your LIFE, but naughty girls get the axe
Nice girls get the KNIFE
@@Kadin-i4m Knife to see you.
Merry Christmas!
Merry & Pippin!
6:14 just gave him the Marvel Rivals Winter Soldiers treatment so he can have the *AGAIN!!!* (but with both arms)
Double the fun.
And then Johnny goes animality and use jeff's ult on everyone
Warlock Clause giving us a gift this Christmas
Where my cookies and milk?
@CynicalWarlock 🍪🥛
@OctoberRust02 Goody.
Merry Christmas 🎁🎄
Merry Jane.
13:33
*half white guy
13:35
*blackest guy
(Also his name is start with the letter *N*)
Good one, didn't even notice.
"sub zero cant be her frenemy crush cuz they might be related"
BOOORIIING!!!
Yes, incest is boring.
Thank you for instagram Tanya merry christmas good sir
@@deelystanonfightcade2 Merry-go-round
Bro this whole video sent me 😂😂😂
You're welcome.
Merry Christmas Deadly Alliance Member Warlock.
Merry Christmas, Deadly Alliance member Sportspro.
🤝
Merry Christmas
Merry merry
What if star wars had a cross over with Mortal Kombat
What a characters would you pick
Erron and Boba would have a gay ol time.
Hats on rodeos are the best kind 😂
Dear Cynical Warlock, another 3 week weeks have gone by, and you refuse to give me a Kabal exclusive.
So screw your inability to save the burn victim! I'll do it myself! (Fun fact, in the og timeline, he wasn't burnt. Just really messed up by the Extermination Squads)
Kabal is a good guy. Kabal's last name is now Winchester. Kabal is no longer a victim of Kintaro nor Motaro and his boys, he is a rookie cop, who gained speed powers after being super stun gunned by Stryker after he lost his cool from Kabal talking smack. Blah blah blah he should be with Mileena, because she's crazy and he's fast, so he can use his speed to enhance her illusions.
Side thought: To add depth to Chameleon, make it...Shujinko, under the hood. The reason he's a walking power crisis isn't because he's crazy strong (even though he is), it's because Shujinko wants to challenge himself.
The end of my rant. Kabal better be next or I'm docking your pay!
@@EmeraldSplasher That's not how I'd use my speed on Mileena..
@@CynicalWarlock Crazy... anyways I'd use Kabal's superspeed to hurry up and finish your Kabal video!
All you need to do to turn Mileena good is tell her she's prettier than kitana, which for some is very true.
Ironically, she wouldn't believe those people.
Ironically that Tarkatan eyes and teeth makes people go horny for her
Wouldshe believe me if she saw some uh... "Proof" ?
@@Джекет if this "proof" is what I think it is, she'll either off you or actually believe you
@urdatninja Both.
Dude.. just gave chameleon the Chris Redfield treatment
Chameleon: Syzoth!! My sisters womb has been dried up for millenia, wet it with *yours* so we can bring back our peoples glory!!!
(Meanwhile her in the background): 9:44
And Reptile's like "you 2 are related??", genuinely never having considered it.
@@CynicalWarlock (if there's no evidence) *Retcon
C/Khameleon: we're twins!
@@ihevmilkdhou 😵💫
The plot was lost here
Uh um where can i hear more of Sheevas story😅😅😅
Step 1, go incognito..
You will be remembered well brave warrior
9:00 nine, actually #putthemfeettogether
@@bigtitolounge At the 9 minute mark, no less.
For real though they dropped the ball so hard when they didn't do anything productive with Dark Raiden, having Raiden be the final boss of a Mortal Kombat gane wouldnl have been awesome.
@saintmangosteen Oh great idea, you could play around with a Raiden boss in so many ways.
No Reptile?
There are.. timestamps.
04:22
Amerry christmas
Amerrycan Christmas
Video would have been really cool if half of your entires weren’t “durr have sex with all the women” or “you can’t”. Hope somebody more creative and less sexist covers this idea someday.
At 8:45, both, its both
@memeboyr6177 Probably.
Hear me out: Drahmin is brought back in Kombat 3? They could show the human warlord Drahmin after he puts on the mask & club then becomes the psychotic monster he is in hell.
@@Thejanttastic My man still dreaming of kombat packs.
@@CynicalWarlock I just want my 🥷🏾, Drahmin & Moloch its been damn near 20 years
@@Thejanttastic I feel your pain. It always impresses me how many fans these characters have.
Mk9 raiden did the impossible 😭☠️ man called the walking L Raymond 😂😭🙅🏽♂️😂
MK9 Ray dude still gives me nightmares.
@CynicalWarlock I know right dude is a menace
Quadborg???
Bro the whole (Takunin) gang's gonna laugh his @ss
Good.
@@CynicalWarlock (laughs in souless metal bodies)
Wait, that's his name? I just call him Khrome to spare what's left of sanity
Nrs writers would just have a good shao Kahn and say he's from a different timeline where he's was never evil
And then he'd die like a bitch.
@CynicalWarlock by his own fault too cause we can't have a competent smart shao Kahn, good or evil only braindead allowed
Trips and falls by own hammer no less
As a johnny cage it make sence well for me old johnny cage get respect and certiron get her thirpey or make her realing the bad thing she it so and trying to be good again
@@megax-lf3bn Old Johnny does deserve respect.
Hsu hao is the hero we need
But when the world needed him most, his heart stopped.
I didn't get a notification! I'm starting a lawsuit against Google!
Better call Saul.
@@CynicalWarlock I need a criminal... lawyer
SPIDERMAN IS OVERRATED
PSA
I can take good care of Sindel,Kitana, Mileena,Tanya,Sonya and Chronika and also there are so many possibilities with the four armed lady 😏😏 and also Blaze can be with Cetrion problem solved🤌🤌 and I love how your solution for Rain and Tanya are the same , maybe Khaos Reigns DLC is on to something 🤔🤔
Huh, maybe.
*And* Kronika?? She didn't even get her wig yet.
@@CynicalWarlock Khronika just needs my special Shampoo that will fix her hair problems 🤣🤣
@@MischievousLoki1111 I dunno man, that's a lotta 'shampoo' you have to.. generate.
@@CynicalWarlock 🤣🤣 that's simple,will just tell Glowy thighs to reset my shampoo factory again and again using her time powers
@@CynicalWarlockthat's simple, will just tell Khronika to reset my shampoo factory again and again by using her time powers 🤣🤣