Being a New Player in FFXIV

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  • @itsstar25
    @itsstar25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2114

    Flashbacks to haukke manor where you use return To go back to the beginning to fight final boss
    “Where everybody go.?! help”

    • @IzumiSafi
      @IzumiSafi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Or ending up leaving the instance because you assumed it was done! ahahaha

    • @VictorSilva-ex4wu
      @VictorSilva-ex4wu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      O boy i remember that, i was so confused, because for me return was only to return to city home

    • @RagnellAvalon
      @RagnellAvalon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Watch your party gauge or just ask where people went. Or pay attention to chat, since people will usually bug you to use ^Returnv if they realise you're not there.

    • @VictorSilva-ex4wu
      @VictorSilva-ex4wu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RagnellAvalon in the moment i didnt know we could chat /return and it will work, now i didnt mess with it anymore

    • @망고-e4z
      @망고-e4z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      that was just me yesterday, despite being told to return... I waes like "wait, what, actually- ...????"

  • @samraines6966
    @samraines6966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    Every sprout is precious, every sprout is to be protected.

    • @erdnuzz8368
      @erdnuzz8368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Until the point they've became a tree and protect you from the light and rain.

    • @smugslav
      @smugslav  3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      @@erdnuzz8368 this guy gardens

    • @phantomasuras
      @phantomasuras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aw ❤️

    • @pwnorbepwned
      @pwnorbepwned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Every sprout is to be given a complimentary Anemos hat and HQ leather shepherd’s belt as conveniently as possible. ☺️

    • @yumemirai4419
      @yumemirai4419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Unless they skip cutscenes

  • @Jambara
    @Jambara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    I swear to god people will talk crap about XIV and say they will never play this game because of all the catgirls, then 4 months later they start a character literally named catgirl

    • @kuronaialtani
      @kuronaialtani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Something something “gaze long into the abyss”

    • @NabsterHax
      @NabsterHax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Every catgirl knows they started their existence insisting they were being ironic and just in it "for the luls."

    • @NabsterHax
      @NabsterHax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@issadraco532 A cat girl... is basically just a girl with cat ears and a tail.
      FF14 has a lot in common with WoW... and clearly took inspiration from it but they're very different games. Would you say it's weird anyone plays any FPS other than DOOM because DOOM did it first?
      It's not really that weird at all.

    • @dannytheman2217
      @dannytheman2217 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw

    • @Jambara
      @Jambara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@issadraco532 when FFXIV 2.0 came out they intentionally made a few aspects like WoW, mainly just questing and dungeons for the leveling experience. They were trying to make people switching over from WoW just comfortable enough to be slowly introduced to what makes FFXIV massively different to WoW. because lets face it the avg WoW player is like a sheltered child when it comes to trying other MMOs.
      also that was 9 years ago, these days WoW directly copies from FFXIV but without understanding what they are copying.

  • @maevithan
    @maevithan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    Don't you worry little sprout, most of us healers are use to having to raise many many times. And not just sprouts. Even our own veteran raid members die this often sometimes lol. Just as long as you're still having fun, and get up to show that boss who's in charge that's all that matters! Hope you keep playing and enjoying FFXIV!

    • @DoctorJimalicious
      @DoctorJimalicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Sprout healer here. People with your mindset is the reason I picked up the game and plan to treat people the same way when I finally get good at this. Thank you.

    • @silentgamer9504
      @silentgamer9504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      🥺🤧 thank you for being so kind and understanding 💌

    • @seralucii
      @seralucii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kind healers like you are why I even bother to try 24 people raids. It's nice not to be ridiculed and just raised no matter how often I get killed. Last week I didn't even see what killed me twice.

    • @penrilfake
      @penrilfake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@seralucii don't worry at all. People die all the time in 24 man raids. A lot of the mechanics are designed to be chaotic so sometimes you'll even die by someone else's doing (accidentally ofc). As a matter of fact, I stopped queueing as healer and started going Red Mage on 24-mans because it's easier to res 3-4 people at a time like that, and specially if two of those people are the two healers LMAO.
      But seriously, don't worry too much about dying in XIV. It only really matters if you're doing stuff like Extreme Trials or Savage raids.

    • @vayalond7203
      @vayalond7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seralucii Don't worry, on 24 mens raid (even the lvl 80) everybody can die on a stupid way, like me who didn't pay attention when I was going on my alliance spot for Ozma, tripped, fall from the stage and died... Before the pull and under the judgmental look of the healer who raised me and the whole raid (but it was my only death in the raid soo it's okay xD)

  • @StriderHoang
    @StriderHoang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Healer: I should say something.
    DPS: No wait. Let’s see where they’re going with this.

    • @sagen06
      @sagen06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Tank: To much talking Ill solo this if I have too

    • @Marwington
      @Marwington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@sagen06 *looks at 250 potency heal* "This will do" *charges into distance*

    • @TheNatos
      @TheNatos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nah, if you say something youll get banned for "toxicity"...

    • @truthhurts3831
      @truthhurts3831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TheNatos I wish you would say something then...

    • @TheNatos
      @TheNatos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@truthhurts3831 ironic.

  • @entasis704
    @entasis704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    I'm the bravest player Shiva server will ever see. I spent 2 hours helping 7 italians on Sephi Ex synch.
    Plot twist: I'm not Italian

    • @smugslav
      @smugslav  3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      You are the very hero that we walking and talking plants need

    • @gaialudovicaangeloni2179
      @gaialudovicaangeloni2179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      IM NOT ON SHIVA BUT THANK YOU

    • @Xbob42
      @Xbob42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you played more Mario 64 you could've at least communicated with them.

    • @entasis704
      @entasis704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Xbob42 I was playing Super Mario on NES at 6, does that count like double xp?

    • @entasis704
      @entasis704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smugslav I did my best! thank you :)
      I "only" had 500 kills on Sephi Ex 2years ago lol

  • @oluwahefner4194
    @oluwahefner4194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Dying to ancient flare is a rite of passage for every sprout

    • @jsbfkdls
      @jsbfkdls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Every sprout will forever remember the confusion of being left alone and then mysteriously getting oneshot.

    • @LomiKo
      @LomiKo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I just did it for the first time yesterday and an alliance member told us what was going on. Saved me and some other sprouts the embarrassment

    • @jacklopiccolo9016
      @jacklopiccolo9016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every time I do roulette an get Labyrinth. I warn the entire alliance to "RUN!". Usually end up with 2 deaths at most.

    • @Crowens
      @Crowens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never got the chance to, healer pulled me and I just went oops

    • @arielallen9478
      @arielallen9478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it's not labyrinth if you don't wipe to ancient flare!

  • @Irimu_
    @Irimu_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    It took me a while to realize that zooming out all the way makes everything a billion times easier.

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is there a key combo to do that? I seem kind of stuck in too close...

    • @Irimu_
      @Irimu_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Kayenne54 As far as I know it's just with the mouse wheel.

    • @seralucii
      @seralucii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True. And yet it still sometimes isn't enough. Took me a while to realise that sometimes facing away from the boss is the better option to see mechanics. Til then I got well roasted by flamethrowers

    • @ugoboom
      @ugoboom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but then its not based and RP pilled

    • @ghostiesgroupie9391
      @ghostiesgroupie9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍🏻

  • @nydameth826
    @nydameth826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Despite having over 800 hours of playtime I happen to resemble the sprouts' way of "being" darn too often. Nice video dude.

    • @UOTQAUIBO
      @UOTQAUIBO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      63 days here. While I don't play exactly like in the video, it is still pretty damn close ;-;
      (Tbf most of it is due to always crafting and messing around in Limsa lol)

    • @Kore_Cir
      @Kore_Cir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This game is really amazing. I'm playing for almost 2 years now, but I'm still learning something new every now and then.

    • @nothingelsetodoZ
      @nothingelsetodoZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here. My brain goes smooth more times than I'd like while doing things for the 1000th time.

  • @jardint
    @jardint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    That "aha" says so much, only 3 letters but it conveys so much meaning; pain, anguish, utter confusion. These 3 letters are more than a cry for help...it's the lifestyle of the Sprout, wanting to grow and bloom into a fine player.
    But for real though, this was good xD I remember when I was a sprout and tried to take a Nidhogg stack marker alone c': good times.

    • @vance4172
      @vance4172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally what I way every time I fuck up. Just started playing 2 weeks ago

    • @firedrake110
      @firedrake110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      AKH MORN, AKH MORN, AKH MORN, AKH MORN *Sprout has died*

    • @TheNatos
      @TheNatos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i literally just had that today in roulettes, a drg ran away with the marker. how tf do you get to heavensward without learning what the stack marker is?

    • @jardint
      @jardint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I cannot speak for that individual, but for me: I am simply stupid is all.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember getting a stack marker as tank before, planned to use Hallowed Ground to solo it and had to literally run away from an overly ambitious Black Mage sprout in order to not kill them.
      Sadly, I couldn't outrun them and we had an unfortunate casualty who was promptly raised.
      It's unfortunate that I can't remember which fight it was.

  • @StarRailingYourMum
    @StarRailingYourMum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I lost my sprout at the end of last month... this is my third month playing and always thought my sprout icon was annoying, but now I miss it haha. Welcome to FFXIV.

    • @MsLenepigen
      @MsLenepigen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I’m kinda scared to lose my sprout icon lol.
      Everyone can see I’m a confused idiot and nobody can blame me.
      Blessings of sprout spirit 🙏

    • @saragondim9673
      @saragondim9673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I never want to lose my sprout icon, people might think I actually know what I'm doing!

  • @AnubisCidolfas
    @AnubisCidolfas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    This is so damn funny because every single FF XIV player has done all of these things. Over and over lol

    • @smugslav
      @smugslav  3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Rite of passage

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesterday. For me and another sprout. but hey, are you supposed to leave the noobs behind at every juncture? Just sayin...

    • @zovamou4873
      @zovamou4873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kayenne54 im a healer main who decided to go tanking a bit to spice things up and my god some healers in early levels, spamming medica over and over thinking it works better than cure even if the party member is out of medica range.... end me

    • @tsukipon74
      @tsukipon74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't let anyone fool you, even Mentors and long time players from 1.0 still die to these mechanics :D

    • @XicorVT
      @XicorVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not me yet started 4 days ago playing doing just finde well i do tank allot all im doing is endless wondering around a dungeon i dont know the way but since im a tank i have to lead wish is kinda bad

  • @smugslav
    @smugslav  3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Sprout doing sprout things in the critically acclaimed MMORPG FFXIV !
    edit: Being a New Player in FFXIV #3 [Shadowbringers] th-cam.com/video/f5qaCLvpN8s/w-d-xo.html

    • @RealGogoko
      @RealGogoko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was in the last trial :|

    • @Cheezdealer
      @Cheezdealer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᶦⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉᵗʸ ᵒᶠ ᴬ ᴿᵉᵃˡᵐ ᴿᵉᵇᵒʳⁿ ᴬᴺᴰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃʷᵃʳᵈ⁻ʷᶦⁿⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᴴᵉᵃᵛᵉⁿˢʷᵃʳᵈ ᵉˣᵖᵃⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ ᵘᵖ ᵗᵒ ˡᵉᵛᵉˡ ⁶⁰ ʷᶦᵗʰ ⁿᵒ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵒⁿ ᵖˡᵃʸᵗᶦᵐᵉ

    • @DWlsh43
      @DWlsh43 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how do you raid at 50 i thought the cap was 80. Can you actually raid pre-cap in this? bro how
      edit: wait I see the scaled symbol. What the fuck you can use old gear? does the gear scale? I'm so confused as a wow refugee

    • @moonlessmidnight1353
      @moonlessmidnight1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DWlsh43 The first Alliance Raid that you can do; The Crystal Tower is unlocked at lvl 50.

    • @JamMasterJesus
      @JamMasterJesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DWlsh43 24-man raids, unlock three of them every ten levels starting from 50.

  • @Inhaledcorn
    @Inhaledcorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Me, the healer: **pops open a bottle** it's gonna be one of those runs...

  • @joey5709
    @joey5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Ok but I will never forget the time I played Praetorium and forgot to get the keys to the robot and had to wander by myself until the cutscene teleported me out of pity and it wasn't even my first time. And the Castrum Meridianum one wasn't your fault. I'm not a sprout anymore but I still make blunders very often so I never blame sprouts for anything lol

    • @SweatyMathMajor
      @SweatyMathMajor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This-!!!!!! 👁👄👁

    • @seraphinw1
      @seraphinw1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      FUCK I DID THAT TOO I WAS SO EMBARRASSED

    • @Pocchari
      @Pocchari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The first time I ran Prae, they didn’t force people to watch the cutscenes, so I got left behind IMMEDIATELY and never made it to the final boss. I cried.
      The second time I ran Prae, I swore I’d do better, but this time I forgot the keys, and once again got left behind.
      The third time I did Prae, they’d fixed it with unskippable cutscenes AND teleporting you into the current arena. Five years later, I can actually do the dungeon, and try to tell any sprouts in there not to panic when everyone else starts rushing past mobs and just follow our lead. 🥲

    • @VictorSilva-ex4wu
      @VictorSilva-ex4wu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So, i have passed in this situation 3 TIMES, i just dont get it, i didnt know we need the key, because 90% of the dungeon the switchs only one of the party need to press

    • @Stygiophobic
      @Stygiophobic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even if you don't get the key you can just hang there out while everyone gets in the armour and run to the back left of the room it's in and wait for everyone to spawn in with it and just run along with them. I did this numerous times while running msq when i'd forget the key haha

  • @lyconxero457
    @lyconxero457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Dying is part of the joy of learning. I remember the first time I saw a mechanic in a raid and ACTUALLY KNEW WHAT TO DO because I had seen it earlier in a dungeon; I was just super happy. Really, anytime I see a mechanic I've died to in the past and now know how to somewhat deal with it makes me happy that I somewhat paid attention. It can get dicey when they throw multiple mechanics at you at the same time but that's all part of the song and dance of the fights.

    • @xiuhnani6945
      @xiuhnani6945 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mastering the fights, one mechanic at a time!

  • @icandothesmurf
    @icandothesmurf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    8-year vet here and I just want to apologize to the sprouts who keep getting left behind cos the vets just go zoomzoom thru old content. Tbh, most of us just really tend to forget how overwhelming this game can be for the new players.

  • @ShadowCrescent
    @ShadowCrescent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    This is me. I started a month ago, but damn it. This game is too fun.

    • @smugslav
      @smugslav  3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same; started exactly a month ago. I love this game !

    • @Connor-kh8sh
      @Connor-kh8sh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Okay but same tho! Love that the game is so welcoming to noobies

    • @saturnz13
      @saturnz13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@smugslav Woo 1 month gang!!

    • @capririus_4798
      @capririus_4798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saturnz13 yeaaa, 1 month gang arise !! >:D

    • @bobthetaco1057
      @bobthetaco1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@capririus_4798 I respect all my 1 month people here 😔✊

  • @5Chaor
    @5Chaor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    For my new Final Fantasy XIV players having a hard time in Realm Reborn and Heavenward raids and trials.
    As a veteran player let me be the first one to say don't worry. It gets worse :D

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      do I HAVE to do these? Can't I just go back to weaving?

    • @DWlsh43
      @DWlsh43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thanks how motivational

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      personally i think the later trials are a bit easier.

    • @lyrisea1935
      @lyrisea1935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *cries in EW trial 1 extreme* Sprout tank never did a extreme trial in my life and uhhh. This is an experience.

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lyrisea1935 they really bumped up the difficulty for the ew trials.

  • @providencebreaker1558
    @providencebreaker1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In a way you never stop being a sprout, since the roulette has so much content now that you can randomly end up in some dungeon or trial you haven't done in over a year and be completely lost.

  • @ribonella9690
    @ribonella9690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lmao I remember that one time in Haukke Manor, I'm a sprout and I thought the fight was done---and everybody was gone and I thought they left me😭😂 though when I finally got to teleport to them, they cheered on me HAHAHA😭😂
    Then the dps patted me on the head while I was healing our tank, meanwhile the tank was screaming "HELP ME???" cause the dps were busy petting my head while the tank was the one fighting and getting all the dmg😭😂 Idk why that's so funny and sad at the same time asdfghjkl

  • @leanblasterex5240
    @leanblasterex5240 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a healer i dont mind rising as much as i am allowed just have fun xD but a little headsup to any new player that may read this. If you got raised you have a 5 second invulnerability if you dont do anything, as soon you move or attack your invulnerability goes away so just wait a tiny bit to be healed and carry on to be killed agai- to kill the boss i mean 🤭❤️

  • @ThePterryDactyl
    @ThePterryDactyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    this is the first MMO i’ve ever played and the bright lights are too much for my tiny brain

    • @Zelisius
      @Zelisius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      System > Character configuration >
      Control settings > Character >
      Battle effect settings
      *Show limited

    • @hungerandpeace5887
      @hungerandpeace5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zelisius Big brain move here!

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zelisius Thank you!!

    • @DWlsh43
      @DWlsh43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zelisius bro you just changed my fucking life thank you. Im level 30 and I hate how much flashy shit is going on dungeons. I'd kiss you on the fuckin cheek if I could

    • @Zelisius
      @Zelisius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DWlsh43 :) it does get overwhelming. Especially when holy gets spammed

  • @xllYumellxChan
    @xllYumellxChan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's so nice to see people be patient and kind to sprouts. Coming from WoW where if you don't do everything exactly right the first time around, you're cussed out and kicked.

  • @MONKAW123
    @MONKAW123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I started playing a week ago, now I'm in Heavensward!
    And I did almost every single thing in this video, the clip with ancient flare hit me hard 🌱🌱🌱

    • @darthgorbag
      @darthgorbag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daaaang! I started 6 months ago and I'm still in ARR

  • @ReaperOfHearts44
    @ReaperOfHearts44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Protecc the sprout! *explains mechanics as sweetly as possible*

    • @RagnellAvalon
      @RagnellAvalon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      then the sprout gets mad at you for explaining things

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RagnellAvalon No! Never! But telling me to "watch out for the NAIL" and I obediently say Yes Ty, and then I proceed to not know what the nail is. Or where it is. Or which fight scene it will be in. Like..a fingernail? A "nail in a coffin"? We wiped twice. Then someone kindly explained to stay out of the AoE. Which I tried to do, but everywhere seemed lit up. Darn. So it ends up Veteran's opinion of my play style is quite accurate and I'm totally crushed...Oh yes, then they told me that being a Thaum is tricky, because Thaum/Black Mage is squishy. And hard to play. So of course, the worst PVE player ever picks that as a job. I surprise myself sometimes...

    • @penrilfake
      @penrilfake 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kayenne54 don't worry too much about it. BLM is def hard to play but you'll learn!!

  • @jimraynor9839
    @jimraynor9839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    i just started super recently, and this is exactly how my wife plays XD drg main with some floor tanking :P this is really funny

    • @smugslav
      @smugslav  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DRG 5th tank

    • @norahellhund9404
      @norahellhund9404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Drg =best floor tank

    • @minicc26
      @minicc26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Floor gang

  • @RemyMenari
    @RemyMenari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ohey, I remember you, I saw you tank in MSQ Roulette the other day - being entirely alive throughout the whole experience! Things are going well since these beginnings I see! Hope you're having fun

  • @namehere3026
    @namehere3026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I never get mad against sprouts, only when they blame others for their mistakes

  • @oblivious108
    @oblivious108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    NGL, I just beat Shadowbringers last night and I still feel like this. FeelsBadMan.

  • @johnwickfromfortnite9506
    @johnwickfromfortnite9506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a person who started playing 2 months ago, i can relate to every clip in this video

  • @haruhi2017
    @haruhi2017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The double tank stance aggro-fight is like the sprout trademark :')

    • @bionicoath8651
      @bionicoath8651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a sprout paladin, when I heard what an off-tank was I thought, hey I will never be one cuz I should always have my stance up
      Little did I know - I'd always become the off-tank.

    • @haruhi2017
      @haruhi2017 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Deron Harper ooh I'm gonna use that one, thanks :D

    • @makeaton
      @makeaton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My fav is when they get angry when you mention it or just the concept of main and off tank.

    • @seralucii
      @seralucii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone beginning to tank, is there a general class that is main/off tank? I mainly level in dungeons and castrum, so I haven't really encountered situations with two tanks

    • @haruhi2017
      @haruhi2017 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seralucii not that I know of, currently every tank class is viable for main and off tank. The meta probably only matters for ultimates

  • @joey6417
    @joey6417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I remember killing the bunnies during the 2nd boss of Snowcloak, pretty sure my entire team was fuming the entire time.

    • @Drake00075
      @Drake00075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Panic sweating is the initial response because they can either try to tell you or continue to dps the boss, hoping to win anyways.

  • @hkoizumi3134
    @hkoizumi3134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love watching spout does what spout do. It reminds me of me when I was learning this game years ago lol.

  • @GameTornado01
    @GameTornado01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've died three times against Titan. The first time I was too far on the edge when he destroyed the arena and fell to my death. The second time I was sting right in the middle when he destroyed the arena and got crushed to death. The third time I couldn't dodge his punch attack and fell to my death again.
    Haven't tried again since. xD

    • @arcticjedimaster
      @arcticjedimaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait til you see the extreme fight, stage gets really small and he forcibly pushes you off

  • @notednuance
    @notednuance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You tell them that you're fine when you're not fine...

  • @HatsukaRaigeki
    @HatsukaRaigeki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Oh my god, i laughed so hard at that PSX transition. That was gold.

  • @Ancient_Path
    @Ancient_Path 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The worst part about being a sprout is watching a cutscene and getting notifications about the boss fight everyone started without you. sad times.

  • @soulechelon2643
    @soulechelon2643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that you're named Smug Catgirl only adds to the hilarity. I'm obligated to subscribe now.

  • @ZhaneX24
    @ZhaneX24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You're gonna wanna get the Shadowbringers OST. There's this great track on there titled "Insatiable."
    It goes a little something like- "WE FALL!!"

    • @penrilfake
      @penrilfake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flashbacks of this playing over and over in the final.boss of Dohn Meg.

  • @HezrouDhiaga
    @HezrouDhiaga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every Sprout is a special bean that we must protecc

  • @jeunonn
    @jeunonn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m not a new player but when I tell you I died 3 times to ancient flare the other day because it was the first time I had played CT in roughly a year, this was exactly how it was

  • @jgcapers3860
    @jgcapers3860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ohhhhh no, your poor WHM that was Main Tanking!

    • @robsusername1042
      @robsusername1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *SCREAMING IN WHM*

    • @jgcapers3860
      @jgcapers3860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@robsusername1042
      Me last night: low HP
      Whm: BENEDICTION
      Me: *fat-fingers on the wrong action bar* nooooo
      Superbolide: I HAVE ARRIVED
      Whm: ReeeeeeeeeHHHHH!!!!!

    • @robsusername1042
      @robsusername1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jgcapers3860 once upon a time... I, a whm main, had a GNB bolide 3 benedictions in a single fight.

    • @RagnellAvalon
      @RagnellAvalon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jgcapers3860 Superbolide, the healer vibe check

    • @namiburali5611
      @namiburali5611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robsusername1042 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, just Glare more! XDDD

  • @glasslilacs
    @glasslilacs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rest in peace little catgirl...

  • @mellymakesjam8965
    @mellymakesjam8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    me, a sprout, who consistently begs friends to do trials and dungeons with me so they can actually help me with mechs: 😔✌🏼

  • @douglasseem441
    @douglasseem441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lmao the community needs more videos like this gg

  • @ReifinDFanchon
    @ReifinDFanchon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (Firstly, sorry for greentext shit)
    > Be me, a free trial sprout
    > Play FFXIV 5 days ago
    > Pick Healer (because this is the only role I'm good at and any other role is dogshit)
    > Everything was fine until The Sunken Temple of Qarn
    > Meet Teratotaur
    > Die to that bitch mechanic because I don't know if I need to stand on shiny stone
    > One of the guy tell me to to said thing and I shouldn't keep (over)healing and contribute to DPS
    > "Alright, I'm very sorry." (me in my heart, "What? Healer isn't a braindead role here?")
    > Beat Teratotaur second try, but I still feel very sorry about before
    > Reach the lord of the locker room (The Adjudicator)
    > It was alrighty first try, but I still feel very sorry about before
    > Leave the dungeon with 5 differents type of depression (and yes, I still very sorry about it)
    > Fast-forward today
    > Try the taste of Cutter's Cry
    > Everything is fine lol
    > Reach the jabroni (Chimera)
    > Get assfucked by the mechanic once again
    > One of the guy told me about it
    > Second try, it was a fast wipe because I get fucked by the mechanic yet once again (It's not far enough and not close enough... idk)
    > Third try, another wipe while the boss only have 1 HP left (not mechanic, just me being a fucking idiot; late healing)
    > Party abandon the duty
    > Leave the dungeon with another 5 different type of depression and feeling extremely guilty because of it
    > Traumatized by the Cutter's Cry
    > Don't know what to do anymore, I feel like I'm useless at everything
    To all the 6 player who played with me, I'm very very very sorry about that.
    I need a group of people that want to hold my hand like I'm their child and forgive me for stupid shit or misplay during the dungeon/trial.

    • @lunarya2855
      @lunarya2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't worry Cutter's Cry can be hell for new players. I know it was for me once. If you're on Primal or Elemental, I can help you! I'm still a sprout but almost reach Shadowbringers. :)

    • @ReifinDFanchon
      @ReifinDFanchon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunarya2855 I'm on Elemental Atomos and currently at LV50 as WHM and the character name is Iris Primrose (and, of course, Free Trial).
      If you don't mind, I can give you my Discord.

  • @Guardian-of-Light137
    @Guardian-of-Light137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just remember these few things all sprouts. (Aka new players.) Everyone was a sprout once. Even veterans make mistakes. We're all learning every day. And this is forgivable. ... It's only a problem when someone doesn't want/doesn't try to learn.

  • @therealestpunk7519
    @therealestpunk7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is amazing. My friends are still getting the hang of the game. I love running content with them because shit like this happens. I end up dying trying to either rez or explain mechs. I gets hectic but its too funny sometimes.

  • @tsucho
    @tsucho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This was adorbs and not long ago, i was like this. And not being rude but the layout is also similar to my trashy one awhile back. I felt so lost being a lil Sprout around 7 months ago.

    • @smugslav
      @smugslav  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I can agree, I have a way better UI/layout now and it made my awareness way better

  • @Tzenyatta
    @Tzenyatta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    See my name : *Panick*
    See I didn't fuck up : *Kalm*

  • @umadbroyo2388
    @umadbroyo2388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Literally just fought flying whale, 4 hand bug and nature giant guy, and I had no idea you could be thrown off of the platform. Now I feel good about myself xD

  • @Mawww_MMD
    @Mawww_MMD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    now imagine this, while beeing a new player and a healer 😰... yup that's me ... did i die on nidhogg trial ?! HELL YEAH >.>!

    • @smugslav
      @smugslav  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But did you jam to the DRAGONSONG music ? HELL YEAH !!

    • @Zelisius
      @Zelisius 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm also a new player and healer... Shit gets kinda hectic due to having to keep you eyes on so much stuff..
      Enemy attacks
      Your health and mp
      Your cool downs
      Team health
      Dungeon mechanics
      But my god is it fun!

    • @AshysWolfie19
      @AshysWolfie19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smugslav Dragonsong best song period!. 😤

  • @lemonlefleur6236
    @lemonlefleur6236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like to surprise people by knowing what to do on a new character. It’s also been nice helping some of the new players to figure things out.

  • @kabnoot
    @kabnoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How i feel going through MSQ dungeons 10 hours into the game

  • @Hexium_Vexium
    @Hexium_Vexium 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Least you stood NEXT to the blue knockback marker. I learned the hard way what happens when you stand IN that same blue 'pool'.
    Over and over. Until one day, it finally clicked.

  • @okin536
    @okin536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh man, that Playstation sound midway gave me goosebumps it was so perfect. such bittersweet nostalgia

  • @cornishdinosaur
    @cornishdinosaur ปีที่แล้ว +2

    New players dying in WoW get insults.
    New players dying in FFXIV get help.
    I’ll never go back to that cesspit

  • @FatalisReigns
    @FatalisReigns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the fact that you were playing dragoon at the start made this oh so much sweeter and understandable.

    • @smugslav
      @smugslav  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5th tank

    • @stealthcheck
      @stealthcheck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smugslav Floorth tank. :D

  • @batfan932
    @batfan932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know I got a lot better as a sprout when I figured out I could zoom out my camera. Had to look into it because some player was like “you know the arrows in mean to stack” and I couldn’t see it. Now I’m just not fast enough to react but I see it now. Sometimes.

  • @Sniper0502
    @Sniper0502 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ill always remember the sole lancer sprout I had once, valiantly fighting alone against all odds as ancient flare went off

  • @markomasou
    @markomasou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also fellow Sprout here, I was always bad at any kind of Melee so I decided to go Healer and damn is it fun,
    Luckily no one Superbolide vibe checked me yet after Benediction.
    I still remember clearly how Ramuh Ex went.
    Wiped 5 times and then the party abandoned the Trial...
    Really tho, bless all the peeps Helping and explaining kindly what to do and why.
    (Ramuh: the Tank Mentor trap)

  • @lancevoltron3585
    @lancevoltron3585 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how this is like "being a new player" and I only recognized one of these boss battles

  • @Galaxyfaraway79
    @Galaxyfaraway79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That first NANI broke me 😂.. lvl 49 sprout here

  • @danm2084
    @danm2084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awww look at him clicking on enemies to target them... thats cute.

  • @patdawg143
    @patdawg143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is what I’m worried about as I slowly progress through my free trial of this game… please be patient with us noobs!

  • @DrukenReaps
    @DrukenReaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video actually gets me excited to get into this stuff!

  • @erdtroll7010
    @erdtroll7010 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Im outside the damage area, I‘ll be safe her- why is everyone else over there…?“
    *[SPOILERS] spins arena around*
    “Ah, I see“

  • @edvinnygards2772
    @edvinnygards2772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thats why i play ninja, extra movement speed is really nice when you dont know what is happening

  • @stanmarsh8032
    @stanmarsh8032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm new and just looking at the screen makes me so confused like all the bars doing stuff and so many abilities, i only have 4 (including my magic animal) and I can sprint but thats it

  • @Majima_Nowhere
    @Majima_Nowhere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My main job (BLM) is lv 70 and I just started leveling a paladin. Doing my fist few dungeons made me feel like a sprout again lol, pulling is anxiety inducing when all you've known is "follow the pull"

  • @Artema9x
    @Artema9x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What hurts me the most is the clicking on the target.

    • @tonypanda1533
      @tonypanda1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait are you not supposed to do that

    • @Artema9x
      @Artema9x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tonypanda1533 You have autotarget and target specific enemies keybinds, the confirm button works too.

  • @shortirl
    @shortirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had my first ever duty fail on Sastasha (the first duty) in a year of playing. My husband was the Tank and the healer was trying to DPS and heal at the same time and they were not all too good with the latter. Oh, to be a sprout..

  • @theespecificocean
    @theespecificocean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bruh the Playstation sfx.... nostalgia

  • @arohk4415
    @arohk4415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dieing 3x to Ancient flare, just dragoon things.

  • @guilgs94
    @guilgs94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a sprout, only played FFXIV for 42h. The game community is so adorable. 🥺

  • @SeldimSeen1
    @SeldimSeen1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every sprout get use to reading the alliance chat and yes you are precious.

  • @sakurya972
    @sakurya972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a returning player who use to clear the most difficult content and this shit happens to me with all the stuff I missed out on and being rusty...

  • @dilnonpower356
    @dilnonpower356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    it’s always the drg 🤦‍♂️, I say that but I also main dragoon.

    • @smugslav
      @smugslav  3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mainly play tanks and was told that dragoons are excellent tanks thus I tried them and I can confirm that tanking the floor is actually OP

    • @randomperson-sn4rj
      @randomperson-sn4rj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a red mage I killed myself in the suzaku fight 3 times with the fancy backflip in the 2nd phase so it isn't just the dragoons

    • @Mochichino15
      @Mochichino15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smugslav as a DRG main, I can confirm that almost every DRG love playing as a tank
      I see DRG tanking the boss while me as a healer and the DRK watching from outside the boss room in lvl 60 dungeon

    • @mugen3603
      @mugen3603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol, there were two dragoons in the party. The other one didn't do much floor tanking. Must have been a noob.

  • @felixtetrex7571
    @felixtetrex7571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Mechanics? Those are for cars" said some dude who played FFXIV

  • @knusperkeks2748
    @knusperkeks2748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -Salted Earth as you fell off the platform was my personal highlight.

  • @LucasTheF
    @LucasTheF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The endgame raids look super fun mechanic wise

  • @kyle8971
    @kyle8971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sprouts must be watered with the blood of their experiences to grow big and strong.

    • @smugslav
      @smugslav  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      blood for the blood god

    • @kyle8971
      @kyle8971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smugslav This is the way.

  • @vayalond7203
    @vayalond7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With Endwalker release, everybody in the new dungeons and raids will be the sprout who don't know the mechanics because nobody will be aware, the first days will be a total wipefest and it's a thing who Hype me even more, saw everybody struggle, trying to figure what happened and talking this with the other who don't have a single clue about this seems kinda hillarious

  • @KevSlider
    @KevSlider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was going to ask 'why are you shaming this sprout?" Then I saw the channel name.

  • @tomasgonzaleztroncoso9814
    @tomasgonzaleztroncoso9814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I did Lab. of Ancients just yesterday, though I saw mechanics, as a tank (and new player) I made the raid wipe twice, some players (I loved them) explained to me all the boss fights, and also, couldn't keep always the aggro (even with the aggro button activated) because everybody was killing everything in a minute, i feel useless but really thankful, and at the end, someone gave me a commendation, I laughed and cried a little (keep in mind I come from WoW...and at this point you all know the kind of community they are)

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've found it's a very helpful community. And boy, do I need help.

  • @Rajyrr
    @Rajyrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I scraped 5 people off the ground after the sundering mechanic ... you know, on that 3rd boss, in Orbonne, that guy ... 5 people. I did this in about 30 seconds. One was the tank, one was the other healer, and 3 DPS. We cleared that encounter on that attempt. That is the rush of blood and gore I live for, as a WHM. Blood for the BLOOD LILY

  • @HelenaHades
    @HelenaHades 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just finished a Realm Reborn and just began with Heavensward, but all bosses leading up to that point didn't give me as hard of a time as Titan does, all because I keep getting knocked off the platform and dying immediately without revival. The one boss that is similar to this is the Kraken. But instead he just tosses me around like a toy.

  • @mausick1666
    @mausick1666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The amount of "aha" I've said in FF14 from dying at bosses

  • @robsusername1042
    @robsusername1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And your name makes this so much better LOL 😂 If you had a mentor crown instead of a sprout, this would be so memeable 😂

  • @freya1548
    @freya1548 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a seasoned WoW player (tank) and a new sprout on FF14. This just makes me die a little inside, STOP STANDING IN THE FIRE, STOP STANDING IN THE OBVIOUSLY PROJECTED HIT RANG OF THE BOSS. ~sobs into shield~ make it stop....

  • @Realmidboss
    @Realmidboss ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually died more with Sycrus Tower and the Curtain Call rather than Ancient Flare.
    That one I only failed it once.
    Curtain Call instead is me being tank not knowing that I needed to hide behind the ice barrier and thought "I can tank this no prob".
    All 3 times I did said dungeon.

  • @marksalmon6403
    @marksalmon6403 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As an astro main my rescue is on perma cooldown when playing with sprouts. They must be protected!

  • @KidultNPlay
    @KidultNPlay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way she says wtf at 0:37 is fukking hilarious! 🤣👏🏼

  • @rykeng7923
    @rykeng7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:00 this happened to me TWICE not TEN MINUTES AGO, worst part is I’ve don’t this raid THREE TIMES

  • @sharaatol1712
    @sharaatol1712 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't worry, I got all the way to level 45 before realizing I needed to start the Paladin quest...so don't feel bad lol :)

  • @johnjohnh15
    @johnjohnh15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn’t even notice the cast bar till like level 60 ☠️

  • @peytonalexander5300
    @peytonalexander5300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just caused a party wipe in the fight against Nabriales right before the beginning of HW because I used our LB3 on him right before the part where you need it for the tear. I didn’t realize I had messed up until I looked at chat and realized that seconds before I had used the LB, one of our tanks had literally said to save it for the next stage. Got flamed a bit for that, but we took him down on the next go and I live to sprout another day 🌱

  • @bargainbincatgirl6698
    @bargainbincatgirl6698 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a sprout healer I didn't struggle too much until the end of ARR, so I decided to study a little the fight and dungeong of Midgarsormr.
    Still, I got hit with every AOE he throw me and needed 2 tries to complete.

  • @miri5373
    @miri5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this is incredibly amusing