Imagine being a cop. You see a guy wearing a power ranger's mask, a sonic shirt, and camo pants. Over his shoulder he has a net and under his arm he has a box of baby biscuits. You search him and among his other contents are a hacksaw, sex jelly, and a trash bag.
+Viking Incognito They're playing the Wal-Mart game: the objective is to weird out or terrify the cashier with a limited number of items. Matt and Woolie's choice of items are taken from other people, not something they came up with on their own, unfortunately.
Pat tried to fight them all off with his magma beard but his shortness prevented him from making contact between him and the fuzz! Meanwhile Liam is trying to seduce the cops around him with his knowledge of anime and using his secret technique: Yaoi Giri! As Liam went on Matt, with bitter manly tears, gave away his near endless copies of Ema Stone from his wallet to avoid arrest and to better his odds to bone the stone!!!
Coming Next: Super Best Friends stalk and murder babies. Following a short training montage of Liam learning from Predator (In 3D!), he dons his Sonic Shirt, Camo Pants and Sentai Mask, lubing up with KY he squeezes through a neighbors doggie door. Lulling a wild babby into a false sense of security with the delicious baby mum-mums he scoops it up with his net and returns home to find Woolie waiting with a Hacksaw and Garbage Bags. After the deed is done they stuff the bags into Woolie's All-season tyre and roll it off a cliff.
I gotta give this one to Pat, but Liam was damn close to winning this one to me! Also: They have Wal-Marts in Canada? I don't even shop at those here in the States.
Liam is so young. Seriously, he looks like a babby compared to Matt, Pat and Woolie! Liam probably wasn't alive yet when the Resident Evil 2 was being uploaded.
Liam-sama suck's other people's life force in order to keep him continue existing,he mainly only doe's it out of necessary though,so that's why we don't see him always do it.
Matt hides in the bushes with his Camo, and Liam's Sentai mask. His sneakiness is perfected after watching Predator in 3D on Blu-Ray. Luring babies in with num nums from Pat, Matt catches them with Liam's net. They then do unspeakable things with the baby using the Hacksaw and the KY Jelly. Afterwards, they toss the remains away with the garbage bags. You're welcome for that mental picture.
And of course, Woolie calls upon the spirit of Eddie Guerrero to lie, cheat, and steal his way through The Wal-Mart Game. It would have been hilarious if he had been eating a Hostess Fruit Pie he had stolen at the end.
Liam attracts babies in with his Sonic shirt and Power Rangers mask and captures babies in the net. Pat lures in babies with the mum-mums, hacksaws them and puts them in the garbage bag. Matt wears his camo pants while watching Predator, and the sheer manliness forces him to break out the KY aaaaand..... Woolie rolls his wheel around.
Gotta say with the ongoing youtube apocolypse glad to see you guys have yourselves a relible fallout shelter burried deep in the mountains of entertainingly dumb Also i'm pretty sure that baby net is for capturing Pat, though it might be a lil too big for him
Okay, so if you combine all of there items, you get the ultimate baby capture kit! 1.) You dress up in either Matt's camo or Liam's kiddie costume 2.) You get Pat's Baby Mum Mum and place it on the ground 3.) When a baby comes, use Liam's net to get the baby and bring it home 4.) I'll leave the use of the hacksaw, ky jelly and trash bags up to you 5.) Use Woolie's tire as an escape... wheel
It's - really - weird for me, because long before I had ever seen what they look like, I thought Pat was probably a big angry red-head guy, and Matt was the small one. Now I see them and Pat is a tiny dwarf man. >_>
Items for 20 Canadian Pesos: -Pat's items: Daycare Disposal -Matt's items: WikiHow: "How to get laid, PREDATOR STYLE" -Liam: スーパーチャイルドアブダクター：かわいい版 -Woolie: A fucking tire Well spent
You shake the baby to make sure it's working. If your baby does not respond, turn it on and off. Do not open your baby with a screwdriver or you will void the warranty.
Dear Two Best Friends Zaibatsu, it's my life long dream to one day meet each one of you in real life, and shake your hands and say thank you. Except Woolie....he steals pies, lies, and kills people.
The "JASON!" shirt has me thinking: 1: No one in the Zaibatsu Drives 2: Why the hell are they at lest not driving a PT Cruzer? ...I still wanna buy it.
You know what would make this game 1000X's better? 1. Pick out the most embarrassing items you can find 2. Exchange your items with your friends items 3. Both friends have to check out with the others items 4. ??????? 5. Profit
You want a real answer? If so, it's quite simple; it's a marketing strategy, brand recognition. It's the same basics of using the colors of your logo for all firm related wares, packaging and advertisement. You'll find that most big shopping, food etc. chains are doing the same.
I wanted pat to get the baby doll so the three of them could practice baby napping and killing and afterwards watch the movie while woolie steals the baby pie they made
Predator film, camo pants, shirt, mask, baby net, baby food, KY, hacksaw, trashbags, a change of tires... Oh god, why does my brain have to group everything together and try to come up with a theme or shared use for the random purchases? WHY?
...this was a much simpler time. I miss it so much.
Imagine being a cop. You see a guy wearing a power ranger's mask, a sonic shirt, and camo pants. Over his shoulder he has a net and under his arm he has a box of baby biscuits. You search him and among his other contents are a hacksaw, sex jelly, and a trash bag.
Well after talking to the guy, it turns out that he watched Predator 3D on blue ray last night.
Oh, and he tells you his name is James Small.
Implying he isn't using his third hand to do that all day every day.
crazyinsane500 Don't forget the part where his main mode of transportation is rolling in a tire.
I think we are painting an elaborate narrative. Who's going to submit this story to a fanfiction website?
"Nothing out of the ordinary here"
Liam does it for sport. Pat does it for food.
Pat is a man to my own heart.
I think Pat won this one.
Imagine the cashier's reaction when you go to scan those items.
It works the best if they all buy those things together.
Especially if he just says "Kids these days."
They act like they don't know eachother at the register and just nod in acknowledgment at their selection of items.
Pat just goes up and says "I'm going to be doing some hunting later"
Dana Yumikun actually i think he wouldn't have the crazed look and thats the scary part
Such simpler times, when Woolie was stealing pies
He's still stealing pies. It's just that now the people around him don't have the balls to call him on it since they're on his channel.
this is the most underrated video on the channel.
Please part 2 please
I agree so hard
I'm gonna miss my guys forever.
YOOOO FIREPLACE AW SHIT FIREPLACE YEAAAAH YEAAAAH
best fireplace reaction ever. of all time.
Thanks Wash
And 11 years later Pat’s buying the same baby mum-mums for his human child
Take me back to these days on the channel, when they were all actually best friends. F
Why is the passage of time so cruel?
@bl1neoner370 thanks for making me depressed at 7am anon
As far as I'm concerned, Pat won this.
+JasynSuin I don't get it. How do you win? All matt said was "$20, what can you do with it." What does that mean? What is the objective of the game?
+Viking Incognito They're playing the Wal-Mart game: the objective is to weird out or terrify the cashier with a limited number of items. Matt and Woolie's choice of items are taken from other people, not something they came up with on their own, unfortunately.
+Zanna the buzzkill is strong with this one
Pat looks like when you pull the height slider all the way down on an mmo
And the weight slider all the way to the right.
Bruh
😂😂😂
Oof
I feel personally attacked
Ah. Deer pee. Dominant. Dominant deer pee.
Navi Pat: PERFECT!
Precious memories
Very precious, very memories
Im glad it all happened
I appreciated that he called it a Sentai mask.
I come back here every once in a while just to watch Pat shake that baby doll.
No no no! Please don't shake the baby
THE HYPEST SHOPPING ON TH-cam!
AWWWWW SHIT!!
THE HYPEST SHOPPING ON TH-cam!!!
Better days ❤️😔
I cry
I'm here for the feels.... Rip
WALMART now working to place a Copyright claim against TBFP now.
Woolie was later caught shoplifting a pie and his lay away was cancelled.
Ha!!
Pat tried to fight them all off with his magma beard but his shortness prevented him from making contact between him and the fuzz! Meanwhile Liam is trying to seduce the cops around him with his knowledge of anime and using his secret technique: Yaoi Giri! As Liam went on Matt, with bitter manly tears, gave away his near endless copies of Ema Stone from his wallet to avoid arrest and to better his odds to bone the stone!!!
I can't be the only person here who'd like to see a Part 2 of The Walmart Game, can I?
+CreTson Walmart Game 2: TARGET
+EdgAre11ano But all the Targets in Canada are gone :(
I'm still waiting on a sequel to this.
@@Gutslinger One that will never come now.
Wow@@ItsJustaMeNow , you didn't have to do us like that.
My first Best Friends video...I can't believe I've been watching these guys for nearly four years.
Oh little Liam, he was so pure.
How could you call anyone little when they are standing next to Pat?
Memories.....
i remember when they uploaded this, oh my god. 8 years ago...
put it all together and it really seems like they're preparing to hunt and capture babies lmfao
Coming Next: Super Best Friends stalk and murder babies.
Following a short training montage of Liam learning from Predator (In 3D!), he dons his Sonic Shirt, Camo Pants and Sentai Mask, lubing up with KY he squeezes through a neighbors doggie door.
Lulling a wild babby into a false sense of security with the delicious baby mum-mums he scoops it up with his net and returns home to find Woolie waiting with a Hacksaw and Garbage Bags. After the deed is done they stuff the bags into Woolie's All-season tyre and roll it off a cliff.
I gotta give this one to Pat, but Liam was damn close to winning this one to me!
Also: They have Wal-Marts in Canada? I don't even shop at those here in the States.
Matt knows the true way to watch Predator!
Goddammit, Woolie.
Woolie the Cheater
Cheating, layaway putting, pie-stealing, Daigo-ass-whipping-receiving Woolie...
Feel like pure shit just want them back
How dare the algorithm exploit my nostalgia?!
And how dare I do what it wants and click on the video?!
Liam is so young. Seriously, he looks like a babby compared to Matt, Pat and Woolie! Liam probably wasn't alive yet when the Resident Evil 2 was being uploaded.
Liam's dad wasn't even alive back then
*****
Liam's dad has always been, and always shall be.
Pat's items were supposed to catch Liam
Liam-sama suck's other people's life force in order to keep him continue existing,he mainly only doe's it out of necessary though,so that's why we don't see him always do it.
Evan Summerville
So he's like NicolasCage and Keanue Reaves... I know I just fucked the spelling up but you know who I mean.
No algorithm, do not suggest this heartbreaking piece of nostalgic content from beyond the veil to me ;(
I wish people were more like this
lmao Liam's little skit at 1:00 is fucking hilarious.
"D-dominant deer pee.....P-Per-PERFECT!"
These were the good ol' days....
Pat lures the babies in with the mum mums and Liam catches them with the net!
Matt hides in the bushes with his Camo, and Liam's Sentai mask. His sneakiness is perfected after watching Predator in 3D on Blu-Ray. Luring babies in with num nums from Pat, Matt catches them with Liam's net. They then do unspeakable things with the baby using the Hacksaw and the KY Jelly. Afterwards, they toss the remains away with the garbage bags. You're welcome for that mental picture.
Woolie does drive, I've been in his van.
You can't drive a van that sits on cinderblocks.
GashPlague But on meth you can.
No, its parked on the street where that guy stands around asking people for money because 'He's gotta make a call!"
But he never makes any calls...
Did he touch you?
MrDioXIII He touched her pie.
That Liam stutter lol. P-p-per-fect
David Garden i had to watch it again because the "p-p-perfect" closely sounded like Mat
I am questioning Pat's item list, in a sadistic creative mind those could all be used to hatch one evil cabal plan.
Yeah it was ment to be that way because pat hates babies and the rest of them are jokes relevant to the people that have been made before
all according to Keikaku!
Those fucking Cabal. They can't stop being so hype
And of course, Woolie calls upon the spirit of Eddie Guerrero to lie, cheat, and steal his way through The Wal-Mart Game. It would have been hilarious if he had been eating a Hostess Fruit Pie he had stolen at the end.
I think we're going to be seeing Pat and Liam in the news tonight....
I regret not buying a T-shirt to this day.
I can't decide what's better: Woolie getting all season tires for the car he doesn't have or getting A tire for the car he doesn't have.
goddammit, now if a baby goes missing in their neighborhood, pat will be suspect #1
Implying he wasn't already.
That tire is obviously for the shamecar.
Oh my god your right but is it a pt cruiser?
Fujiwara no Mokou
"Every car is a pt cruiser."
So that means every car is a shame car? Now I get it!
Liam attracts babies in with his Sonic shirt and Power Rangers mask and captures babies in the net.
Pat lures in babies with the mum-mums, hacksaws them and puts them in the garbage bag.
Matt wears his camo pants while watching Predator, and the sheer manliness forces him to break out the KY aaaaand.....
Woolie rolls his wheel around.
Gotta say with the ongoing youtube apocolypse glad to see you guys have yourselves a relible fallout shelter burried deep in the mountains of entertainingly dumb
Also i'm pretty sure that baby net is for capturing Pat, though it might be a lil too big for him
No no no, it's for Liam.
I swear, Woolie must be a lying robot, originally styled WooLIE.
I love the Best Friends Zaibatsu.
I work at a walmart, it would make my night to have a customer as hype over fireplaces as Woolie is XD
Come back young Princes
When is part 2
If I was a cashier at that Wallmart I'd call the police literally the instant I saw Pat coming at me with those items.
this is heart breaking because they'll never be the same... :/
Okay, so if you combine all of there items, you get the ultimate baby capture kit!
1.) You dress up in either Matt's camo or Liam's kiddie costume
2.) You get Pat's Baby Mum Mum and place it on the ground
3.) When a baby comes, use Liam's net to get the baby and bring it home
4.) I'll leave the use of the hacksaw, ky jelly and trash bags up to you
5.) Use Woolie's tire as an escape... wheel
KY Jelly, Predator and an all seasons tire. This is what Christmas is all about :")
Don't understand how these friends could possibly split and cut ties completely
money, alcohol, and the inability to unsay things
Man, there needs to be more of these videos.
Now that I have seen the size difference between Pat and the others, holy shit.
Yeah he's really larger than life
It's - really - weird for me, because long before I had ever seen what they look like, I thought Pat was probably a big angry red-head guy, and Matt was the small one. Now I see them and Pat is a tiny dwarf man. >_>
***** On the bright side, he isn't any less angry :D
*****
It is like the rule with dogs, the smallest ones are always the loudest and meanest.
He needs out help to grow taller! Buy some freaking T-Shirts, already.
Man, I am just so glad that the four of you decided to all start doing vids together, you're just such a funny quadruple-act!
Items for 20 Canadian Pesos:
-Pat's items: Daycare Disposal
-Matt's items: WikiHow: "How to get laid, PREDATOR STYLE"
-Liam: スーパーチャイルドアブダクター：かわいい版
-Woolie: A fucking tire
Well spent
ALGORITHMMMMMM 😭
Pats gonna hacksaw a baby while it enjoys its biscuits, then throw it away
Leif Johnson no the biscuits are for him
Of course the first thing Pat does with a baby is shake it.
+Firelord House Well, yeah, isn't that what you're supposed to do?
You shake the baby to make sure it's working.
If your baby does not respond, turn it on and off.
Do not open your baby with a screwdriver or you will void the warranty.
So wait, collectively they have camouflage, baby biscuits, a net, a hacksaw, trash bags, and sex jelly?
Well this is just sinister.
When It pans past you all, seeing Pat as a Manlet makes me chuckle.
In guilt.
2022 calling, i wish they'd done more of this kinda shit
Never has there been a more hype reaction to a fireplace. Pleasemore!!
"Woolie, you don't have a car..."
"No....I AM THE CAR!"
WOOLFORMERS: WOOLIES IN DISGUISE
His transform noise is YEYEYEYE
Wonder if woolie ever actually fully paid for the tire.
Precious memories....
Can't believe Pat is so small.. LOL
small hype, big voice, small baby Pat
*****
PLEASE someone draw Pat as a wee-babby...
*****
The wee babby Patrick.
TAKE ME BACK!!!
Going back and seeing babby Liam without his beard is so weird but also heartbreaking.
I put captions on and "Ah, shit fireplace!" turned into fireplace much fireplace.
much fireplace wow!
Dear Two Best Friends Zaibatsu, it's my life long dream to one day meet each one of you in real life, and shake your hands and say thank you. Except Woolie....he steals pies, lies, and kills people.
Woolie is my hero because of the same reasons you shun him.
wilcojar I like Woolie as well I just like to poke fun at him.
NexusARC poke fun at pat, remember, every time hes angry he grow in size.
Patt's tall enough
And he can't read
make this a yearly thing
Baby NumNum!
Pat you're one sick man.
I love it.
It's like Pat was sitting down the entire time.
I wonder how the FBI investigation against Liam and Pat is going on.
Slow. Every time the agents catch up to them they either dive into a pile of coats, or run through Woolie's house.
The "JASON!" shirt has me thinking:
1: No one in the Zaibatsu Drives
2: Why the hell are they at lest not driving a PT Cruzer?
...I still wanna buy it.
You know what would make this game 1000X's better?
1. Pick out the most embarrassing items you can find
2. Exchange your items with your friends items
3. Both friends have to check out with the others items
4. ???????
5. Profit
Why do all WalMarts look the same? I mean really it looked like our Walmart here and we live in the middle of no where.
Because Wal-Mart is a multiplying demon!
Because wal-mart has very strict regulations to make sure their stores are as soul-crushing as possible.
You want a real answer? If so, it's quite simple; it's a marketing strategy, brand recognition. It's the same basics of using the colors of your logo for all firm related wares, packaging and advertisement. You'll find that most big shopping, food etc. chains are doing the same.
I don't know it is a little boring to me.
keith smith
Percy Jackson?
I wanted pat to get the baby doll so the three of them could practice baby napping and killing and afterwards watch the movie while woolie steals the baby pie they made
this is the video with the baby biscuits that pat jr now eats or gives to the dog
Came back to look at pre-Punished Liam.
Why wasn't I surprised; If anyone, Woolie would know what to do with little to no money
Predator film, camo pants, shirt, mask, baby net, baby food, KY, hacksaw, trashbags, a change of tires...
Oh god, why does my brain have to group everything together and try to come up with a theme or shared use for the random purchases? WHY?
now i like pat even more. happy holidays to him!
20 dollars in this economy good luck.
I'd watch an LP of this.
Woolie missed a perfect opportunity to actually PAY for a pie and show us that he's changed his ways...but that's how life goes.
Dat Wonderful 101 Wonder Mart. Should've bought some Hero Time.
Just do this from now on, and all those 3rd strike matches
most underrated live action Super Best Friends video right here
Matt won.
Pats got darker with each item.....