I’ve always felt bad for Bi Han, he was kidnapped as a baby and forced to become a assassin, killed for a crime he didn’t commit, and was then turned into a evil, undead slave, disowned by everyone even his own brother for something he didn’t choose to become and no one tries to save him, or put his spirit to rest.
He may not have been personally involved in the massacre of Scorpion's, clan and family, but he certainly didn't feel badly that they killed. Bi-Han's not an example of pure evil as a human, but he absolutely was not good by any means at all because he was a remorseless killer from start to finish. Becoming a wraith just made him worse.
Yeah, what Epsilon said. He wasn't a good person at the start, and death has only brought out his worse while peeling away anything that made him good.
@@SnowyWolborg I'm still confused what the difference between a revenant and wraith is in mortal kombat.. They're both different in physical form and appearance but what Is the functional difference?
Lol kahn eventually orders bi han to go and assassinate goro only for kahn to save goro and rally the shokan just to retake outworld and make outworld great again.....😁😁😁😁
Bi-Han: i was killed unjustly Raiden: And for that, Scorpion lost my trust Bi-Han: That is not justice truly shows what kind of character Raiden is in this timeline
I liked that Raiden beat the shit out of Scorpion in story mode and made him apologise for what he did to Bi-Han. But I'm with Noob in this. That's not justice. Scorpion always causes troubles and gets away with it.
@@tiaaaron3278 to be fair it would've been sort of justified if scorpian did that just cuz bi Han killed him but scorpian killed bi han for the wrong reason
3:02 "Death is the coldest ice" That line gave me goosebumps.. that should honestly be Bi-Hans top memorable character quote. It both perfectly represents him as Noob Saibot and Sub-Zero.
I like these lines. 1:56 *name one realm you control* 2:09 *A Khan with no throne* 2:14 *From beyond the grave* 1:28 *kill you* 21:22 *Your soul is black as b*** 9:23 *You will sing a pain for me* 31:00 *I like my chances black* 40:41 *The perfect savage perhaps*
Noob Saibot: Where is your fear? Johnny Cage: Must have left it in my other pants. Noob Saibot: We will find it. *Cut to next scene where they’re both in Johnny’s bedroom looking for his other pair of pants*
This is my favorite depiction of Bi-Han as a wraith. He really is essentially the embodiment of Death in this game, if Death was a skilled assassin rather than a guide.
Noob's line about hurting Jax to hurt Sub-Zero held a lot of weight. MKX mentions Jax and Sub-Zero helped each other after they were freed out of Quan-Chi's control. Would have loved to hear more of their history. Shared trauma and all.
I imagine Sub-Zero was also traumatized becoming a cyborg against his will, Jax could’ve helped him it with his own history as having cybernetic arms. Or maybe vice versa where Subs helps Jax get used to them.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Sean Chiplock as an actor. But whoever directed him to use that Dr. Klaw-esque voice, to me, was a questionable choice at best & baffling at worst.
@@tiaaaron3278 It's the overall tone of his 'quips' makes me think that, when you compare it to his usual lines, where his intention is clearly to get the others riled up / tries hard to get to them / mudsling. The line you mentioned does not really change my overall perception of his interaction with NW. Both are exchanging statements, not insulting eachother.
I’m disappointed that there isn’t _one_ line where Scorpion regrets his miskilling of Bi-Han. Would’ve been nice, playing out like: Scorpion: “I’m sorry, for what I’ve done.” Noob Saibot: “Then apologize… with your life!” Scorpion: “Vengeance, is a terrible plague that goes beyond death.” Noob Saibot: “Do you regret what you’ve done?” Scorpion: “I do, every time I look at Kuai Liang.” Noob Saibot: “Allow me to help you atone.”
@@ScottyandFriends Don’t recall that happening, especially in this timeline; Quan Chi hired the Lin Kuei to retrieve Shinnok’s Amulet and in exchange, he would wipe out the Shirai Ryu. Though in wiping out the Shirai Ryu, he impersonated the Lin Kuei, specifically Bi-Han, and carried out his task to manipulate and turn scorpion on them. Raiden offered in MK9 to restore the Shirai Ryu if Bi-Han was spared, to which he reluctantly agreed. But after dragging Bi-Han to hell and beating him up for antagonizing him (Scorpion) personally, Quan Chi showed up and replayed the events of the Massacre. Then he killed Bi-Han because of it, losing Raiden’s trust.
@@CoolDude5633554 lol I know the lore between the clans. Why do you think Scorpion is dead before the start of MK:1? It’s because Subzero killed him in the shaolin temple. Please go watch a summarization of Mortal Kombat Sub Zero Mythologies or just watch the cutscenes of it
Agreed. They had Wraith Scorpion apologise to Raiden for killing Bi-Han in story mode but not even once in intros. Instead he keeps moping about his dead family again and again and again. I'm sick of Scorpion getting away with his deeds. I'm surprised they had Kung Lao and Liu Kang call him out at all.
Maybe it is, but it's a pretty lame one if that's the case. It's the "Deathly Hallows", not the "Deathly Hollows". If anyone's gonna make a reference, the least they can do is use the right words.
@@tenjenk That just makes me think of a break room in Hell where they're both grabbing a cup of coffee, casually chatting about the souls they've taken over the past week.
Its definitive that this guys made a better job in the exchanges of this games than in Injustice 2. Injustice has too many repeated lines that sometimes don't make sense, and in between some personal banthers for some charachters. But this one... every exchange is unique and personal for each charachter.
There could have been more in Injustice 2 for DLC fighters, but the voice actor strikes at that time prevent that from ever becoming a reality, if only modding can be done to create new dialogues from existing material from the same voice actors.
41:42 Okay, you can't convince me that this isn't a reference to a Japanese pro-wrestler called Evil. "Welcome to my darkness world" and "Everything is Evil" are both literally his catchphrases.
With Sora: Noob: Return to the Darkness, Keybearer. Sora: I'd rather free you with the Light. Noob: You will fail, child. Noob: Where is your kingdom, Princeling? Sora: What are you talking about? Noob: It swims in Darkness, like your world. Noob: I have no Heart to unlock. Sora: Then all I have to do is destroy you. Noob: You will destroy yourself trying. Sora: You don't have to drown, you know? Noob: I Command the Shadows, child. Sora: Not for long. Trust me. Sora: I've met Heartless funnier than you. Bi-Han: Your smile is all you have, Keybearer. Sora: No, I also have friends. Sora: My power isn't mine alone. Noob: But you are its central node, child. Sora: I'm not Kingdom Hearts, ghost. Noob: Take me to Kingdom Hearts. Sora: Why? So you can taint it for yourself? Noob: The shadows will not be denied. Noob: You lose and reclaim all, only to lose again. Sora: What's your point, Heartless? Noob: That losing forever is a mercy for you.
All Character Banters/Banter with Noob Saibot:
Shang Tsung | Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - 0:00
Shao Kahn - 1:14
Frost - 2:15
Nightwolf - 3:52
The Joker - 5:00
Johnny Cage - 6:10
Sonya Blade - 7:22
Cassie Cage - 8:24
Jax Briggs - 9:25
Spawn | Albert Francis Simmons - Keith David - 10:24
Scorpion | Hanzo Hasashi - 11:28
Noob Saibot | Bi Han (himself) - 13:26
Baraka - 14:29
Raiden - 15:29
Jacqui Briggs - 16:37
Sub-Zero | Kuai Liang - 17:34
Dimitri Vegas - 19:41
Kano - 21:15
Kabal - 22:12
Liu Kang - 23:12
Kitana - 24:38
Kung Lao - 25:41
Jade - 27:11
Robocop | Alex Murphy - Peter Weller - 28:08
Skarlet - 29:17
Erron Black - 30:19
D'Vorah - 31:20
Kotal Kahn - 32:20
Sheeva - 33:22
Rambo | Sylvester Stallone - 34:32
The Terminator | Arnold Schwarzenegger - 35:34
Geras - 36:44
Kollector - 37:52
Sindel - 39:03
Mileena - 40:09
Cetrion - 41:17
Fujin - 42:25
Rain - 43:36
44:43 - Victory Screen Animations
noob saibot have the mot bad ass skin of mk 11
Who is Dimitri Vegas?
@@ksay6950special voicelines for that subzero skin specifically
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊o
I’ve always felt bad for Bi Han, he was kidnapped as a baby and forced to become a assassin, killed for a crime he didn’t commit, and was then turned into a evil, undead slave, disowned by everyone even his own brother for something he didn’t choose to become and no one tries to save him, or put his spirit to rest.
He may not have been personally involved in the massacre of Scorpion's, clan and family, but he certainly didn't feel badly that they killed. Bi-Han's not an example of pure evil as a human, but he absolutely was not good by any means at all because he was a remorseless killer from start to finish. Becoming a wraith just made him worse.
"Such wasted potential"
Yeah, what Epsilon said. He wasn't a good person at the start, and death has only brought out his worse while peeling away anything that made him good.
@@SnowyWolborg I'm still confused what the difference between a revenant and wraith is in mortal kombat.. They're both different in physical form and appearance but what Is the functional difference?
@@soldyrkare5790 I think the wraiths and specters might need consent??
"Name one realm you control"
And thats why Bi-Han is the best! Said it right to a Khan's face!
Lol kahn eventually orders bi han to go and assassinate goro only for kahn to save goro and rally the shokan just to retake outworld and make outworld great again.....😁😁😁😁
Bro said Name 10 books
Well… he’s dead, what’s to fear?
Emotional Damage!!!!
Bi-Han: i was killed unjustly
Raiden: And for that, Scorpion lost my trust
Bi-Han: That is not justice
truly shows what kind of character Raiden is in this timeline
I liked that Raiden beat the shit out of Scorpion in story mode and made him apologise for what he did to Bi-Han.
But I'm with Noob in this. That's not justice. Scorpion always causes troubles and gets away with it.
Tell that to Quan Chi.
@@tiaaaron3278 to be fair it would've been sort of justified if scorpian did that just cuz bi Han killed him but scorpian killed bi han for the wrong reason
@@michaeljavier870 Quan-Chi is not to blame for Scorpion's one-digit IQ.
@@tiaaaron3278I mean the guy was brought back as a vengeful hell spirit, of course he's gonna have a hair trigger lol
Damn. Noob absolutely roasts Shao Kahn.
"Name one realm you control." lmao
My guess is that first act Bi-Han did once free from Quan Chi's control was finding Shao Kahn to announce and execute his new plan.
3:02 "Death is the coldest ice"
That line gave me goosebumps.. that should honestly be Bi-Hans top memorable character quote. It both perfectly represents him as Noob Saibot and Sub-Zero.
I love how bitter he is about being dead. Beneath all the power he relishes in, he still longs to be subzero again.
Favorite lines
0:28 **take your place in the neatherrealm**
1:56 **name one realm you control**
2:09 *a god with no throne, from beyond the grave*
I like these lines.
1:56 *name one realm you control*
2:09 *A Khan with no throne*
2:14 *From beyond the grave*
1:28 *kill you*
21:22 *Your soul is black as b***
9:23 *You will sing a pain for me*
31:00 *I like my chances black*
40:41 *The perfect savage perhaps*
A khan*
@@yarapah*a kahn
That: "Name one realm that you control." line to Shao Khan was a fucking headshot lol.
Jade: You were the first Sub-Zero
Noob Saibot: And the only one that mattered.
Damn, tell us how you really feel
Like Nightwolf said, Bi-Han's arrogance lives on.
@@AtrumSilvaOr rather Daddy Boon's.
@@Ninetails2000noob is the big daddy,
Not skorp's fanboy.
Bi-Han: “One clan will rule the new era”
Frost: “That clan will be mine, Bi-Han.”
Bi-Han: “Kuai Liang would be a better grandmaster.”
Even in this state, he’s holds his brother in high regard over Frost
Literally nobody likes or respects Frost
He is though
@@CoolDude5633554 Exactly! I absolutely love when Noob, Kuai Liang, Raiden, etc. all get along.
@CoolDude5633554 I always assumed everything he said was out of mockery being that his existence embodies manipulation and deception.
2:50 “Death is the coldest ice” Goosebumps every time
That’s one of the hardest lines
"Do not expect mercy"
"I expect incompetence"
underrated roast
By Whom?
@@PCMan8922 joe
Joe who??????
@@gercet0072 Joe mama
@@Terrorance908 Oh no! Not again :(
Noob Saibot: Where is your fear?
Johnny Cage: Must have left it in my other pants.
Noob Saibot: We will find it.
*Cut to next scene where they’re both in Johnny’s bedroom looking for his other pair of pants*
LOL 😂
Thats it, thats the whole fight.
Plot twist: Sonya is wearing those pants.
They missed the perfect chance to have Bi Han snark back "By any chance are they brown?"
I KEEP THINKING OF THIS STUPID COMMENT BECAUSE THE IDEA IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.
0:15
I like how this gear makes him look like a Dark Souls boss
He looks like something out of lord of the rings
artorias
For a dead man he has the slickest comebacks
Deadpan humor >>
@@TrillBill hahahaha true
"sharp tongue for a dead man"
"Speaking from experience Bi-han?"
"Yes."
That's probably the only time we'll hear how honest Bi-han is about how he came to be on his own terms.
Honzo: "Do not expect mercy!"
Bi-han: "I expect incompetence."
And here I thought Scorpion couldn't get burned lol
*Name one realm you control*
Sharp tounge for a dead man
I mean Bi Han be on that smartass, bruh
I mean shao khan was also dead.
😂😂😂
Sharp tongue for a dead man 😁🎵
This is my favorite depiction of Bi-Han as a wraith. He really is essentially the embodiment of Death in this game, if Death was a skilled assassin rather than a guide.
Noob's line about hurting Jax to hurt Sub-Zero held a lot of weight. MKX mentions Jax and Sub-Zero helped each other after they were freed out of Quan-Chi's control. Would have loved to hear more of their history. Shared trauma and all.
I imagine Sub-Zero was also traumatized becoming a cyborg against his will, Jax could’ve helped him it with his own history as having cybernetic arms. Or maybe vice versa where Subs helps Jax get used to them.
He also Mentioned his Best friend Smoke when Sub Zero said that Netherream Can have You and We All Know How Smoke Is Very Important To Sub Zero
I love how of all the Kombatants, Baraka's first intro is basically him saying "Nope. I don't want this. Get out."
I agree, this guy sucks
“They mock you, Kung Lao.”
Feels very much like…
“Your mother is in here with us Karras.”
Not unlike Pazuzu, Noob Saibot, in addition to being a creature of hellish power and evil, is also a massive asshole.
Am I the only one who loves Noob Saibot’s voice?
You are not the only one
@@charigailnofies7246 Erron Black disagrees
It's good but imo too on the nose for him, I prefer his mk9 voice.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Sean Chiplock as an actor. But whoever directed him to use that Dr. Klaw-esque voice, to me, was a questionable choice at best & baffling at worst.
Same bro
Frost: "You should have been Grandmaster!"
Bi-Han: "I would not allow female Lin Quei"
Oh man, so cold.... it burns.
That costume is metal as hell, straight outta Mordor
Hell yeah looks like a member of slipknot I love it
He does look like Sauron!
💯 agree rock like hells this skin
Bi Han: “arrogance will be your death”
Rain: “speaking from experience, bi han?”
Bi Han: “yes”
LMAO
😂😂
at least he’s honest-
14:23 to 14:30 “He Who Shall Not Be Named” and “Return to your Deathly Hollow.” Clever lads, aren’t they? I caught those references.
I find it surprising that even as corrupted as Bi Han is, he still respects Nightwolf.
what line of his makes u sense respect...
@@darionblack4434 I have no idea
Lmao, he literally told Nightwolf his revenant is better than he is. Which part of that spells respect to you? Did you skip their intros?
@@darionblack4434 None.
@@tiaaaron3278 It's the overall tone of his 'quips' makes me think that, when you compare it to his usual lines, where his intention is clearly to get the others riled up / tries hard to get to them / mudsling. The line you mentioned does not really change my overall perception of his interaction with NW. Both are exchanging statements, not insulting eachother.
No one…
*Bi Han* 🌑↘️🌑⬆️🌑↙️🌑➡️🌑🌑⤴️🌑
3:00 "Death is the coldest ice" dope as fuck
I’m disappointed that there isn’t _one_ line where Scorpion regrets his miskilling of Bi-Han. Would’ve been nice, playing out like:
Scorpion: “I’m sorry, for what I’ve done.”
Noob Saibot: “Then apologize… with your life!”
Scorpion: “Vengeance, is a terrible plague that goes beyond death.”
Noob Saibot: “Do you regret what you’ve done?”
Scorpion: “I do, every time I look at Kuai Liang.”
Noob Saibot: “Allow me to help you atone.”
We all know that Bi-Han killed Hanzo, right?
@@ScottyandFriends Don’t recall that happening, especially in this timeline; Quan Chi hired the Lin Kuei to retrieve Shinnok’s Amulet and in exchange, he would wipe out the Shirai Ryu. Though in wiping out the Shirai Ryu, he impersonated the Lin Kuei, specifically Bi-Han, and carried out his task to manipulate and turn scorpion on them.
Raiden offered in MK9 to restore the Shirai Ryu if Bi-Han was spared, to which he reluctantly agreed. But after dragging Bi-Han to hell and beating him up for antagonizing him (Scorpion) personally, Quan Chi showed up and replayed the events of the Massacre. Then he killed Bi-Han because of it, losing Raiden’s trust.
@@CoolDude5633554 lol I know the lore between the clans. Why do you think Scorpion is dead before the start of MK:1? It’s because Subzero killed him in the shaolin temple. Please go watch a summarization of Mortal Kombat Sub Zero Mythologies or just watch the cutscenes of it
@@ScottyandFriends I’m aware… but I’m speaking specifically about the current timeline, the reset that occurred after Armageddon.
Agreed. They had Wraith Scorpion apologise to Raiden for killing Bi-Han in story mode but not even once in intros.
Instead he keeps moping about his dead family again and again and again. I'm sick of Scorpion getting away with his deeds.
I'm surprised they had Kung Lao and Liu Kang call him out at all.
I liked that he refused Geras's demand to take Kuai Liang to Kronika.
Noob Saibot: *Who r u 👻?*
Noob Saibot: *He who shall NOT be named*
Noob Saibot: return to your *Deathly Hollow*
*Harry Potter* Reference
❤️💯
Maybe it is, but it's a pretty lame one if that's the case.
It's the "Deathly Hallows", not the "Deathly Hollows".
If anyone's gonna make a reference, the least they can do is use the right words.
His dialog is full of signs he still cares for his brother
I love that spawn and noob are friends
They share the same power with slight differences so there's that...
@@tenjenk That just makes me think of a break room in Hell where they're both grabbing a cup of coffee, casually chatting about the souls they've taken over the past week.
Best of all Spawn is voiced by Keith David and that’s easily the best thing about him in this game.
I really love how Noob jumps from portal to portal so cool
11:50 sounds like a little bit of concern for his younger brother and some of his inner Lin Kuei came out there
Bi-Han is my favorite character in Mortal Kombat 11
Kombat*
@@boroofficial4464 Combat no Komnat
@@OndraCZgg kombat, that’s how you spell the name of this game properly, not komnat or combat, Mortal Kombat
@@boroofficial4464ah ok that was my fault sorry
@@OndraCZggmine too, but i like Ermac and Sektor too.
“Kill me and I will rise again”
So bad ass
I love Noob man, he is and always will be my favorite mortal kombat character. Who’s with me?
i gotchu
i gotchu too
I gotchu too my bro
Definitely one of my top 3
6:22 imagine if he actually went through Johnny’s closet to find his fear 😂
“The perfect savage, perhaps?”
Good fucking God that was ruthless
Uh... Bi Han, honey? Fatalities usually happen POST match. Or at closing.
40:36-40:44
"A Khan with no throne"
"I will reclaim it"
"From beyond the grave?"
30:34, 4 years later I still quote Erron Black on that line delivery 'Ah HELL NAWW!'
Bi Han: "You will rule the Netherrealm."
Liu Kang: "I'm good, bro."
Imagine the interactions between him and injustice 2's Scarecrow.
Oh that actually would've been fuckin sick
Noob: You are the ultimate darkness.
Delochai: I know who I really am.
Noob: You lie to yourself by adopting humanity.
Noob saibot is the most badass mortal kombat character ever prove me wrong
meh, edgelord too much ... i take baraka, no kidding
30:26 me when I hear Dimitri Vegas as sub zero
😂😹
Where is your fear?
Must’ve left it in my other pants.
We will find it.
*proceeds to look for Johnny’s fear in his spare pants*
3:27 Based Bi-Han moment
2:39
Which is funny, because I think there were female Lin Kuai in the comics, leading me to believe he's saying that just to get under her skin.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣😂😂💯🔥
😹
*Kung Lao:* I'm no Liu Kang, but I'm not sinful.
Wow, the one time Kung Lao humbled himself.
Bi-Han just ended Shao Kahn before the fight even started.
Anyone else half expected Bi Han to say "I'll get you.next time, Gadget! Next time!"?
With that Dr. Klaw-sounding voice, you bet!
I love how no one calls him Noob. All the characters still see him as Bi Han
I dig that mask you gave him!
Noob looks like he’s moonlighting for Sauron.
You mean Nazgul?
Sauron from x men? 😄
@@Advancer-g1h from Lord of the Rings
@@AngelTheAndroid5436 I was talking about the one from x men, not the one from lord of the rings.
39:00 Bi-Han roasted Kollector
The announcer still calls him “Noob Saibot”; (Almost) everyone else calls him by his real name.
so
*I would rather raise Onaga*
That would be most unwise
4:50 activate captions
“You must bring me precursor orbs in exchange for a power cell!”
I thought when Bi Han declared "It's Noobin' time!" that the game had transcended to the level of high art.
1:51 2 great comebacks back-to-back
35:50 I thought terminator had no feelings
Where is your fear- NOOB
Must have let it in my other pants- CAGE
We will find it - NOOB SAIBOT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣
If they're not brown... they will be!
Cue Noob and Johnny going through Johnny's closet.
That mask is horrifyingly beautiful
14:24 yay Harry Potter reference. Nice work Sharkhanatic.
"Return to your mother's arms."
"She's dead, a*"
"And her soul is mine"
BRUTAL! SAVAGE! REKT!
One word would have hit harder
"Exactly"
No just NO
15:37 Reference To Mythologies Sub-Zero
Anyone else notice Bi-Han and Kuai Liang be feenin’ for Jade to join them 27:20
I despite ghost- Baraka
Superstitious tartakan - Noob
Return to the tim hells- Baraka
🤣🤣🤣🐐🔥🔥
17:43 I love the reference to Kuai Liang's old title.
Its definitive that this guys made a better job in the exchanges of this games than in Injustice 2.
Injustice has too many repeated lines that sometimes don't make sense, and in between some personal banthers for some charachters. But this one... every exchange is unique and personal for each charachter.
There could have been more in Injustice 2 for DLC fighters, but the voice actor strikes at that time prevent that from ever becoming a reality, if only modding can be done to create new dialogues from existing material from the same voice actors.
The Voice actor strikes is to blame, they couldn't record enough dialogues so they ended up reusing a bunch, they sound stupid asf.
Death is the coldest ICE- NOOB
3:00
I like how everyone still calls him Bi Han and not Noob Saibot
Me: How much is Quan Chi paying you? I'll double it
Noob: "Death rules everything around me."
Me: You listen to Wu?! 😯
41:42 Okay, you can't convince me that this isn't a reference to a Japanese pro-wrestler called Evil. "Welcome to my darkness world" and "Everything is Evil" are both literally his catchphrases.
A lot of the intros have references. The last one against himself is a Harry Potter reference
Pulled the race card on robocop
LMFAOOOOO I JUST NOTICED THIS
-A black man
“You will sing of pain for me” imagine if noob turned Cassie into a revenant who serves him
28:17 noob pulled the race card
😅😂
Bi Han and Kano got the best intro dialogue
"I would not allow female Lin Kuei."
That didn’t age well
MK1 had a different Be-Han...This one is the original story...
NS "Where is your fear?
JC "Must have left it in my other pants."
NS "We will find it."
JC "... My other pants?"
42:20 "Goad me! My ego is dead!" Savage and deep
3:30 that was cold
Literally no body calls him “Noob Saibot”
Noob doesn't sound intimidating, does it.
Right,it doesn't.
(Almost) everyone calls him by his real name.
Gotta have those meta references one way or another.
I don't need another Brother- NOOB
MAY THE STRONGEST SHADOW SURVIVES'- NOOB SAIBOT 👊👊👊👊🔥🔥🔥🔥🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
“Welcome to the brotherhood of shadow”
“Must not I be dead to join your numbers?”
“Youuuu alreadyyyy areeeeeee!!!!!!!”😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭has me rolling
With Sora:
Noob: Return to the Darkness, Keybearer.
Sora: I'd rather free you with the Light.
Noob: You will fail, child.
Noob: Where is your kingdom, Princeling?
Sora: What are you talking about?
Noob: It swims in Darkness, like your world.
Noob: I have no Heart to unlock.
Sora: Then all I have to do is destroy you.
Noob: You will destroy yourself trying.
Sora: You don't have to drown, you know?
Noob: I Command the Shadows, child.
Sora: Not for long. Trust me.
Sora: I've met Heartless funnier than you.
Bi-Han: Your smile is all you have, Keybearer.
Sora: No, I also have friends.
Sora: My power isn't mine alone.
Noob: But you are its central node, child.
Sora: I'm not Kingdom Hearts, ghost.
Noob: Take me to Kingdom Hearts.
Sora: Why? So you can taint it for yourself?
Noob: The shadows will not be denied.
Noob: You lose and reclaim all, only to lose again.
Sora: What's your point, Heartless?
Noob: That losing forever is a mercy for you.
I feel like there could also be WAY funnier interactions, but as Johnny says, Noob's the black hole of comedy LOL!!
Jesus, that last one is absolutely cold
@Daveaintreal Thankee! For some reason it seemed only natural for me to write these interactions, and that last one was definitely fun to do LMAO!!
I love how Rain's dialogue is done as if he's wearing a mask, sounds like he's talking into a cup xD
Jax: Man!! Scorpion toasted you
Bi Han: Ermac ripped off your arms
Jax: But I survived, You didn't
44:25 sickest comeback this is why noob is the goat
Noob sounds like black doom from shadow the hedgehog.
1:53 Shao Khan: Serve me, And conquer Relams
Noob: Name one Relam you control?
Shao Khan: Sharp tongue, for a deadman..
😅😅Bars. And this one.. 7:30
Death Only Takes" is about as Noob Saibot as you're gonna get 🤷🏽♂️
22:54
I just realized, everyone refers to him a Bi Han, not a single person calls him Noob.
I love Bi-Han talking sh•t. lol
Nahh 9:50 got it, bro said you got embarrassed too😭