James has been at this a long time and it never gets old. Tells the cold hard truth and it's hilarious.We can all relate. Saw him in North Carolina 25 years ago and that was the most I have ever laughter in my life
I have always thought that if people would just get a sense of humor about things the world might make it. Doesn't matter if your male/female, religion, ethnicity, blonde, origin or where you live. If the jokes aren't inherently mean, get over yourselves.
@@melissacomer8404 What makes these jokes great is that he manages to make fun of vegetarians without being mean about it. A lot of times when people make fun of you for something it's hurtful and nasty, but as a vegetarian I laughed at this.
This gentleman turned up in my algorithm and I clicked. Thank goodness I did. He has me laughing out loud. I am binge watching his videos. Excellent comedy x
Vegetarians moved next door to my elderly parents. They came over at Christmas time with gifts too. An environmentally friendly light bulb, and seaweed. My father's face! Oh, I can't.
As for the seaweed your dad should have asked them why they didn't put the seaweed on their compost heap. It wouldn't be like they threw it away, would it?
had a vegetarian yell at me for eating a steak saying it died so i could eat it i laughed and said no it starved to death because you ate all of its food
Next time ask them how many snakes, rabbits, voles, and other burrowing animals died so that the land could be tilled for his overpriced kale smoothie.
Some of the best hunting I've had was on an organic farm where they wanted the squirrels, rabbits & deer numbers trimmed back to reduce crop predation. The critters were eating the food that they wanted to sell to people, especially vegetarians.
@@deathpyre42 We're supposed to be paid for hunting organic farms? Sheeid, I've just been taking the meat home & stopping by the produce stand to flirt with the girls working the register.
@@doughesson Depends on the size of the farm I guess? If it's a lil mom&pop type thing then do your thing. A large corporate farm should be paying hunters though.
@@deathpyre42 Market hunting has been illegal for years, except fishing. The wild game that you might see in stores is actually farm raised. You can work out your own trades, though. "Hey, do you have any deer meat still?We can have our daughter baby sit your kids if you want to go out this week..."
James, you're a Legend! I've learned not to be drinking my coffee when I watch you. Unless I wanna look like a European fountain with it coming outta my nose!!!😅🤣😂
We once lived in a neighborhood that was mostly vegetarian many years ago, whenever we grilled outside we could never tell if they were really mad or really jealous 🤣🤷♀️😋
As a vegetarian I don't really notice when the neighbors are grilling out. I don't get mad about other people eating meat, and I certainly don't get jealous. How can I be jealous when I'm making a choice not to do it?
James is hilarious and I'm nowhere close to being a radical animal activist, but I am thoughtful enough to know that eating plant-based foods keeps me from being a part of the needless torture of farm animals. James' opinions, sadly, ended the life of someone who was much too talented to go this soon.
Have you ever gone to In n Out and all of you order a hamburger and fries? Except ONE? They ordered the Lol “Lettuce Wrap”. As you all reaching in to get your burger, you look over and see one in YOUR group, unwrapping a lettuce wrap? That’s a Kodak moment!
And it cost more than a real burger. I asked the server where the vegan meat was. He said they don’t have vegan meat. I asked for My $ 4.59 back. And that was before the pandemic and the current government administration
"I'm vegan and proud of it. Well, ...not a strict vegan, cause I still eat chicken, ...and beef, ...and pork, ...and roadkill. When I bite into animals still alive, their death throws just make me hungrier..." -Norm McDonald
I belong to P.E.T.A.-People Eating Tasty Animals, though I still believe all creatures are beautiful, especially on a plate next to the potatoes and gravy.
To vegetarians everywhere; I don't care what you eat as long as it's not in my flower garden. If you have a Coy pond, I promise not to eat them. At the same time, don't tell me what to eat & what not to eat, we will be happy neighbors.
My dad was forced to eat a tatter tot casserole, that had corn, green beans and carrots in it. That’s terrible, what is going wrong with this universe? Lol.
He was forced cause he was hungry and his sister made it when she visited from Minnesota so he felt like he couldn’t say no even tho he is NOT a vegetable guy lol
Carnivore? Okay, I dont know what you mean by that, but dont you mean omnivore? Eating solely meat ca cause problems. Too much iron causes issues, and too much of the other metals found in meats in such great quantities, also, animal fat is less healthy than plant fat, though its okay to eat both. Heaven knows my mom looks at me weird each time I put some of the steak oil on my toast.
Here is another one of life's questions: Does a Vegetarian/Vegan start to drool at the smell of freshly cut grass like meat eating men drool at the smell of a nice steak being grilled on a BBQ?
Well, let’s put it fairly, does a fresh baked potato out of the oven make you drool? Maybe some baked summer squash with butter? But I do get your joke lol.
Garrison Keillor touched on this subject in one of his tales of Lake Wobegon. He was talking about trick or treating as a kid, about all the different kinds of candy they would get. And there'd always be one orange, because there was a liberal couple in town. :)
Lol I always say mmmm when I smell a delicious squash roasting in the oven , especially with garlic and olive oil ! And Ive never seen ANYBODY say mmmm seeing a sweet cow in a field ! That poor comedian should eat a piece of fruit because he is definitely a walking heart attack about to happen !
I have quite a few friends that are vegetarians or vegans and they all say the same thing. The best aroma is the smell of frying bacon. I tend to agree with them on that. It's in our genetics ffs.
Millions of farting cows replaced by billions of farting people. Next thing you know new tax brought in to fund a new spaceship called the USS Starfish whose new mission it will be to check the condition of the hole in the ozone layer and clean up any skid marks.
the first dozen vegetarians I met were as fat as can be. it's not an automacally skinny or healthy lifestyle. plenty of non-animal foods are fattening and unhealthy.
My brothers family is vegetarian. Very strange but they look like me and you. I know it is a no, no not to eat differently but at the Italian restaurant had my steak and polenta. Most vegetarians are like baptist very smart but upset. Of course sometimes you go by the cow place surrounded by cows and cringe how bad it smells.
That's vegans who haven't done enough research to get the nutrition they need without meat and dairy. From the vegan videos I've seen, the more intelligent ones seem healthy while the nut-job extremists are sickly looking. But I haven't watched many vegan videos so I'm going by a small sample size.
He is funny and he is almost right about vegetarian and even more right about vegan. However, I could not enjoy the video because I was too busy trying to figure out what was wrong with him. This guy is very unhealthy, I want to say very likely sick. He should not be on a stage but at the doctor's trying to get help.
James has been at this a long time and it never gets old. Tells the cold hard truth and it's hilarious.We can all relate. Saw him in North Carolina 25 years ago and that was the most I have ever laughter in my life
I have to groan reading it, with the obvious misuse of that word. But I agree he's funny.
I am a vegetarian and I aprove all these jokes! 😆
Thank you for your seal of approval. Now I can peacefully laugh at the joke know it doesn’t give you a great discomfort
@@KingDusk278 You're welcome.
I have always thought that if people would just get a sense of humor about things the world might make it. Doesn't matter if your male/female, religion, ethnicity, blonde, origin or where you live. If the jokes aren't inherently mean, get over yourselves.
Thank you for not being offended. How refreshing!
@@melissacomer8404 What makes these jokes great is that he manages to make fun of vegetarians without being mean about it. A lot of times when people make fun of you for something it's hurtful and nasty, but as a vegetarian I laughed at this.
This gentleman turned up in my algorithm and I clicked. Thank goodness I did. He has me laughing out loud. I am binge watching his videos. Excellent comedy x
Yeah, me too. Tonight. I've never heard of him, but damn are my sides hurting right now.
Showed up in my algorithm too. Weird. You'd think TH-cam would censor him.
Vegetarians moved next door to my elderly parents. They came over at Christmas time with gifts too. An environmentally friendly light bulb, and seaweed. My father's face! Oh, I can't.
😂
As for the seaweed your dad should have asked them why they didn't put the seaweed on their compost heap. It wouldn't be like they threw it away, would it?
🤣😂🤣😂
Oh, great. Next year a couple of big steaks with a photo of the cow it came from
Hahahahaha!
Love me some James Gregory
I needed that laugh today. Thanks brother!
I look forward to hearing him.
had a vegetarian yell at me for eating a steak saying it died so i could eat it i laughed and said no it starved to death because you ate all of its food
If I died so I could eat it, if I don't eat it, then its death is in vain....
😂😆👍
Priceless!
Next time ask them how many snakes, rabbits, voles, and other burrowing animals died so that the land could be tilled for his overpriced kale smoothie.
Some of the best hunting I've had was on an organic farm where they wanted the squirrels, rabbits & deer numbers trimmed back to reduce crop predation.
The critters were eating the food that they wanted to sell to people, especially vegetarians.
Well, ain't that a neighborly win/win? Hunters get paid for their time and they get to keep the meat/hide, the farmers get their crops protected.
@@deathpyre42 We're supposed to be paid for hunting organic farms?
Sheeid, I've just been taking the meat home & stopping by the produce stand to flirt with the girls working the register.
@@doughesson Depends on the size of the farm I guess? If it's a lil mom&pop type thing then do your thing. A large corporate farm should be paying hunters though.
@@deathpyre42 Market hunting has been illegal for years, except fishing.
The wild game that you might see in stores is actually farm raised.
You can work out your own trades, though.
"Hey, do you have any deer meat still?We can have our daughter baby sit your kids if you want to go out this week..."
@@doughesson I didn't know that tbh. Not quite sure how it applies but thanks for the info.
🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 68 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼 ❤ 🎀
James, you're a Legend! I've learned not to be drinking my coffee when I watch you. Unless I wanna look like a European fountain with it coming outta my nose!!!😅🤣😂
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Lord, ain't that the truth???🤣
Love this man so much. So extremely funny!
"They look like you and me." Well, I am a vegetarian, and I do look like Mr. Gregory. He's got me there.
But not as fat and sickly looking.
Coca-Cola and fries are vegetarian. And that's how you look like Jim.
Can't wait to hear James talk about the "Impossible" burger and whatnot.
Why don't fast food places offer the impossible burger challenge to vegetarians to see if they can tell a difference?
Umm mmm!
I smell squash! 😋
Hand that fruit back to them and tell ‘‘em to come back when the pie is finished.
James, one of your videos showed up in my list the other day and now I am a true convert. Yours is the kind of humor that makes my day :-D
We once lived in a neighborhood that was mostly vegetarian many years ago, whenever we grilled outside we could never tell if they were really mad or really jealous 🤣🤷♀️😋
Either way, I bet it added to the flavour. 😉 😋
Probably both.
Vegetarians struggle with it too. My vegetarian friend says that Bacon is the downfall of many a vegetarian, She knows it's delicious!
As a vegetarian I don't really notice when the neighbors are grilling out. I don't get mad about other people eating meat, and I certainly don't get jealous. How can I be jealous when I'm making a choice not to do it?
I like the smell of squash cooking. Maybe its the butter and bacon grease I'm actually smelling.
Love the look of disdain when he says "fruit." 😆
It's a shame but true. We got to rent to them.
I am that bafoon.I am a vegetarian and I love James Gregory.
Q: how do you know a vegetarian is in the room?
A: because they announced it 327 times since they walked in the door.
Nah. That's a vegan. :-)
Hadn't heard this one, so funny.
Saw James at the Ritz Theatre in Brunswick Ga. in 2014. Had a meet n greet after the show. Super cool!!!
Love you, you are hilarious and always make my day! Cleveland, Tennessee
🤣🤣🤣 tears im laughing so hard.
His absolutely the best 👌
This man is too danm funny 😂😂😂
Lol. I am vegan and love this guy
James is hilarious and I'm nowhere close to being a radical animal activist, but I am thoughtful enough to know that eating plant-based foods keeps me from being a part of the needless torture of farm animals. James' opinions, sadly, ended the life of someone who was much too talented to go this soon.
‘they look just like you and me’......so they’re barrel shaped and about 5’6” tall with 12” legs.
I feel proud that I could laugh at myself.
Have you ever gone to In n Out and all of you order a hamburger and fries? Except ONE? They ordered the Lol “Lettuce Wrap”. As you all reaching in to get your burger, you look over and see one in YOUR group, unwrapping a lettuce wrap? That’s a Kodak moment!
And it cost more than a real burger. I asked the server where the vegan meat was. He said they don’t have vegan meat. I asked for My $ 4.59 back. And that was before the pandemic and the current government administration
"I'm vegan and proud of it. Well, ...not a strict vegan, cause I still eat chicken, ...and beef, ...and pork, ...and roadkill. When I bite into animals still alive, their death throws just make me hungrier..." -Norm McDonald
A vegan moves in next door to me and I’m having BBQs every day.
The scary thing is, I actually have seen vegetarians get excited and talk about how hungry they are when they see squash.
LOL!
I belong to P.E.T.A.-People Eating Tasty Animals, though I still believe all creatures are beautiful, especially on a plate next to the potatoes and gravy.
See?
You eat vegetables along with your meat.
@@doughesson Potato is a tuber not a vegetable.
@@Tovek Spuds sure ain't meat.
Damn Skippy
Please
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Activists
I think the last line would have been better if he had said, "MMM M, I smell cabbage!"
Put a sign up in your yard that we are head hunters lol we eat meat !! Lol 😂
James goes out buys a whole hog and a whole cow and BBQs every day till they move.!
How can you tell if someone is a vegan? They will tell you within two minutes of meeting them
They Might have their EYE on your lawn for emergency food source..........
To vegetarians everywhere;
I don't care what you eat as long as it's not in my flower garden. If you have a Coy pond, I promise not to eat them. At the same time, don't tell me what to eat & what not to eat, we will be happy neighbors.
Too Funny 😆
My dad was forced to eat a tatter tot casserole, that had corn, green beans and carrots in it. That’s terrible, what is going wrong with this universe? Lol.
He was forced cause he was hungry and his sister made it when she visited from Minnesota so he felt like he couldn’t say no even tho he is NOT a vegetable guy lol
@@mclaynmusick9753 If they can say no to a meat dish, I can say no to food they make.
That actually doesn't sound too bad, as long as there's a bacon cheeseburger as the main dish ... 🤣
Hilarious 🤣
I am not a vegetarian, I am a card carry carnivore. AND I LOVE IT.
Carnivore? Okay, I dont know what you mean by that, but dont you mean omnivore? Eating solely meat ca cause problems. Too much iron causes issues, and too much of the other metals found in meats in such great quantities, also, animal fat is less healthy than plant fat, though its okay to eat both.
Heaven knows my mom looks at me weird each time I put some of the steak oil on my toast.
I love to put coconut oil on my kale salads.. it makes it easier to scrape it all off the plate into the trash can..
My son and I are both vegetarians.
You gotta rent to em, it’s the law.
We also don’t make tofu flavored bacon go figure
I have a cousin who doesn't eat meat. She's a veterinarian.
This guy offends me, because I almost peed my pants, wish we had alot more people like this, to offened me more, great job James.
Lol
Here is another one of life's questions: Does a Vegetarian/Vegan start to drool at the smell of freshly cut grass like meat eating men drool at the smell of a nice steak being grilled on a BBQ?
Well, let’s put it fairly, does a fresh baked potato out of the oven make you drool? Maybe some baked summer squash with butter? But I do get your joke lol.
I do like the smell of cutting my grass, but it takes something like french fries to get me drooling.
I don't know but I have seen Vegetarians drool smelling meat on the grill 🤷♀️🤭
@@juliayoung537 Of course you have, meat is delicious. But some people choose not let their desire for a dopamine hit get in the way of their morals.
@@Wltrwllyngaeiou I prefer not to let my morals get in the way of a juicy, tasty steak.
I say mm mm I smell squash every time we have squash.
Garrison Keillor touched on this subject in one of his tales of Lake Wobegon. He was talking about trick or treating as a kid, about all the different kinds of candy they would get.
And there'd always be one orange, because there was a liberal couple in town. :)
I got an avocado once! Yummy!
That guy needs to eat some vegetables. I'm sure he would be in better health if he ate some vegetables.
I get the feeling this material was written in about 1975. Maybe as late as 1979.
I drive a 76 Vega anywhere I wish.
As they say in the South, "Bless their hearts."
I see the cow in a grassy meadow and want to eat it (I actually want to pet it) and a vegetarian wants to eat the meadow.
👍👍
Glad the neighbors are vegetarians, dont have to worry about skunks or possums ending up on the endangered species list.
I thought this was going to be Archie Bunker.
Every animal I eat was a vegetarian......
Why, when I look at him, do I think of Sam Kinison?
You can spot them, compare them to concentration camp survivors, they look alike
I support PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.
Lol I always say mmmm when I smell a delicious squash roasting in the oven , especially with garlic and olive oil !
And Ive never seen ANYBODY say mmmm seeing a sweet cow in a field !
That poor comedian should eat a piece of fruit because he is definitely a walking heart attack about to happen !
wait till he meet a vegan.
I have quite a few friends that are vegetarians or vegans and they all say the same thing. The best aroma is the smell of frying bacon. I tend to agree with them on that. It's in our genetics ffs.
If the creator wanted you to be a vegetarian he would not have given you canine teeth
Millions of farting cows replaced by billions of farting people. Next thing you know new tax brought in to fund a new spaceship called the USS Starfish whose new mission it will be to check the condition of the hole in the ozone layer and clean up any skid marks.
I'm OK with a vegetarian moving next to me. That's more meat for me. Lol
its even better when a vegatarian moves in next door you dont have to mow your lawn any more
Banana never got not one person over losing anything. Bet.
You've never heard a vegetarian say mmm mmm squash.
Given the visceral fat snuggling around that units organs, I am going to stab in the dark here and say the vegetarian neighbors DONT look like him.
the first dozen vegetarians I met were as fat as can be. it's not an automacally skinny or healthy lifestyle. plenty of non-animal foods are fattening and unhealthy.
As Ron White would say, vegetarians/vegans look gaunt and yellow!
Because you don't understand doesn't mean they're wrong. You call them buffoons, yet there your are on stage, talking like one.
Vegetarian is an old Indian word, it means bad hunter,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Vegitarian moves next door. Eat more bacon.
To think there are people that would say no to fried chicken... *shudder*.
My brothers family is vegetarian. Very strange but they look like me and you. I know it is a no, no not to eat differently but at the Italian restaurant had my steak and polenta. Most vegetarians are like baptist very smart but upset. Of course sometimes you go by the cow place surrounded by cows and cringe how bad it smells.
Funny? I’m still waiting
I don’t mind vegetarians that much, it’s the militant vegans I can’t stand.
Looks like he could do with more veg and less dead animal in his diet…..the least funny comedian I have ever seen, unless your thing is ignorance.
Is this man actually the funniest man in America? Is he actually even funny?
Still waiting to laugh...
I love meat!
because it is seasoned with plants
Can usually spot a vegit, kinda pale and weak looking.
That's vegans who haven't done enough research to get the nutrition they need without meat and dairy. From the vegan videos I've seen, the more intelligent ones seem healthy while the nut-job extremists are sickly looking. But I haven't watched many vegan videos so I'm going by a small sample size.
I wish that was true. I am 240 lbs 5. 11" vegetarian/eggetarian.
Would you agree this is funny mostly to 'WA"s"
He is funny and he is almost right about vegetarian and even more right about vegan. However, I could not enjoy the video because I was too busy trying to figure out what was wrong with him. This guy is very unhealthy, I want to say very likely sick. He should not be on a stage but at the doctor's trying to get help.
Keep trying to watch your vids, then you get stereotypical and mean. [sigh] Now I've gotta block your channel.