00:02:42 Tom Ward v Darren Harriott 00:10:35 Tom Allen v Larry Dean 00:22:06 Kiri Pritchard-McLean v Brennan Reece 00:31:25 Alex Edelman v Joel Dommett 00:42:55 Lauren Pattison v Tom Houghton 00:51:54 Simon Brodkin v Dane Baptiste 01:02:04 Nigel Ng v Tom Lucy 01:10:15 Johnny Vegas v Phil Ellis 01:23:32 Lloyd Griffith v Rhys James 01:32:02 Rhys Nicholson v Felicity Ward
These have been great. Thank you! Any chance we can get season 4? I live in the States and haven't been able to find it anywhere. I'm even willing to pay for them. Thanks again!
How could you not laugh at ‘dick splat’, same old shit coming out of an asshole, and a ‘your Mama’ check? Classic roast material. He was funnier than ‘where’s your accordion, Chinese leader wannabe?’.
You're literally the best! You said you'd do it and you delivered. Also thank you for taking my request of leaving in the bits of banter in between roasts!
I love a lot of Brennan Reece's burns - never paid for a taxi, fingers in a bowling ball, chewbacca with a cleft palate. Also that "red curry, green curry, mate" is brilliant
@@PaulHester66So woke they got confused and Ross was only half joking with the Jimmy will pick the white gay because he's racist, I think mr Ross was projecting 😂😂
That accordion thing in the first round......I got it. I laughed out loud. Yet, I can't explain it. The guys just looks, feels, seems, like he's missing his accordion.
Thanks for the upload! What a bunch of brilliant roasts! You must admit - even if you don't like some of the participants and want them to lose: it takes a lot of balls to stand on a stage and get roasted from all sides, so Kudos to all the participants! Great Show! Great comedians and humans.
1:00:20 i love how Jimmy shook Danes hand at the end of his roast but hugged Simon, the guy who lost to him… shows how much Jimmy respects his history in the comedy business, even tho he lost this one… I love Simon Brodkins stand-up shows ❤️🇮🇪❤️
Tom Lucy v Nigel Ng was the first one that seemed truly mean-spirited. And i thought Nigel killed pretty much throughout, while for me Tom’s only good bit was the fortune cookie.
Man, what are those judges smoking? 8/10 times they chose the least witty, least funny and slowest comedian as the winner. Were they even watching the same show? And that final contest was just ridiculous. There's no way that Felicity chick should have won. She was completely owned by her opponent and it was obvious that she struggled to think quickly enough while his comebacks were witty and fast.
When you get defensive for someone else over fat jokes in a Roast battle. You're probably judging the wrong kind of show🤦♂️ -She's not fat. -She's not fit🤭
Phil Ellis looks like the 1970's proprietor of the finest glory hole in town.... Phil Ellis looks like a Macedonian centre back.... Phil Ellis looks like Eastern European tobacconist owner #2 in "Taken".... Phil Ellis looks like he sells vapes and bootleg copies of Shrek Forever after....
[ to anyone who would listen ] I miss Nigel Ng in England, so obviously absent from panel shows just when he was picking up!!!! So funny! America, lucky B*D's!!!!
It was kind of hysterical how Tom Houghton stood ZERO chance once Lauren pointed out who his father is. He was just hated on principle at that point. That and most of his jokes seem to be made for other posh twats, none of whom were in the audience.
00:02:42 Tom Ward v Darren Harriott
00:10:35 Tom Allen v Larry Dean
00:22:06 Kiri Pritchard-McLean v Brennan Reece
00:31:25 Alex Edelman v Joel Dommett
00:42:55 Lauren Pattison v Tom Houghton
00:51:54 Simon Brodkin v Dane Baptiste
01:02:04 Nigel Ng v Tom Lucy
01:10:15 Johnny Vegas v Phil Ellis
01:23:32 Lloyd Griffith v Rhys James
01:32:02 Rhys Nicholson v Felicity Ward
These have been great. Thank you! Any chance we can get season 4? I live in the States and haven't been able to find it anywhere. I'm even willing to pay for them. Thanks again!
working on 4 today! no payment needed haha. thanks for watching@@DJ-lp6bh
@@vintrovariety Thank you!!🙏
Subbed 🎉 Cheers 🇦🇺 🍻 👏
No holds barred, no bleeps, I love your work! [ fingers crossed it's sanction ;-) ]
1st battle should've definitely gone to Ward. The Rob Beckett line was spot on.
Yeah that voting was bullshit. Tom absolutely destroyed him.
Yes!!
How could you not laugh at ‘dick splat’, same old shit coming out of an asshole, and a ‘your Mama’ check?
Classic roast material.
He was funnier than ‘where’s your accordion, Chinese leader wannabe?’.
Overall punch count was way higher. I hate pre-scripted shows.
Mane they edited some things from his acts
Jonathan Ross' judging criteria is just "oh i recognize that reference." Wild that Darren beat Tom that was just crazy.
Jonathan is a big gamer... So of course he got the GTA reference... It was 1 joke. Calm down Karen
I love how Jimmy leans on the jokes on him and enjoys them too
Tom Ward is great, for a man who looks like all the Beatles rolled together, cosplaying Austin Powers
haha are you a writer for roast battle??
The people in the comments trying to join in the on the roast battle are a nice reminder that being a comedian is a skill.
That Darren doesn't have even half as much as these commenters
@@tazulrich8207 exactly…I mean how the fawk did donkey from Shrek HEE-HAW his way to a win?!
@@tazulrich8207exactly…how did donkey from Shrek HEE-HAW his way to a win?!
A baby dressed like a lawyer cinched it for me.
Hold up, Alex Edelman loses the roast and then the very next episode Katherine Ryan is single??? Harsh 😂
You're literally the best! You said you'd do it and you delivered. Also thank you for taking my request of leaving in the bits of banter in between roasts!
My pleasure! Thanks for watching and the feedback. Actually made it easier. haha. I'll get Series 4 up soon. What was your favorite of Series 3?
cld have left out the Moses chant
Damn, Tom Ward decisively crushed that first battle, it was almost one-sided...but he lost?
Yeah but look at his hair 😂 jk Tom was the best
Maybe the edited put jokes were better
Holy shit! I love me some Johnny Vegas but he got slaughtered with that monkey roast!
I love a lot of Brennan Reece's burns - never paid for a taxi, fingers in a bowling ball, chewbacca with a cleft palate. Also that "red curry, green curry, mate" is brilliant
Lauren vs Tom, they were both on fire!
Glad we get to see these vids here in the States. Truly great laughs and good times.
Wait how did Darren win that first round? He was so obviously the least prepared and worst executed roast while Tom actually had good roasts.
Yep, Tom should have swept that 3-0.
It's fixed.
It's woker than woke, so funny
Rossy plays video games.
@@PaulHester66So woke they got confused and Ross was only half joking with the Jimmy will pick the white gay because he's racist, I think mr Ross was projecting 😂😂
Lauren and Tom came out swinging, it was brutal and hilarious
Love how much everyone loves Johnny 'Michael Pennington' Vegas. Easily one of my favourites.
When Brian raises Darren's hand up for the win and Tom awkwardly tries to grab Brian's other hand 😂😂
These are just too funny! Been bingeing in and out all day!
Tom said he was going after Kiri's weight, but not once did he say she looked like Cruella at a disco after having eaten the last 10 Dalmatians
Joke of the night! lmao
Phil Elils should have won, he had 2 jokes with the biggest audience laughs of several episodes combined. The Monkey one was absolutely awesome.
Stretched out rubber band😂🏅🤣
Thanks for the upload! These roasts are so much better than the US version.
Was not expecting Uncle Roger coming to this party fuyooohhh🤩🤩🤩
I like how this looks straight out of 2000s,
Reminds me of Wild'n Out on mtv
Second battle best joke. If Tom were to end himself he would tie a double Windsor on the noose.
thanks a lot for this third series!
My pleasure!
That accordion thing in the first round......I got it. I laughed out loud. Yet, I can't explain it.
The guys just looks, feels, seems, like he's missing his accordion.
I literally thought Darren was wearing a mouthguard
Moses Brian ❤doing great job in UK ! Great battles great shows !!!
One of my teachers in high school was johnny Vegas' brother. One of the best teachers ive had
Thanks for the upload! What a bunch of brilliant roasts! You must admit - even if you don't like some of the participants and want them to lose: it takes a lot of balls to stand on a stage and get roasted from all sides, so Kudos to all the participants! Great Show! Great comedians and humans.
Larry absolutely won that round 😂
1:00:20 i love how Jimmy shook Danes hand at the end of his roast but hugged Simon, the guy who lost to him… shows how much Jimmy respects his history in the comedy business, even tho he lost this one… I love Simon Brodkins stand-up shows ❤️🇮🇪❤️
1:02:04 These jokes make Uncle Roger put his leg down
So did Katherine Ryan first date that guy, then nobody, then a new boyfriend? What a romantic roller-coaster!
That guy, nobody then high school bf and think she’s married to him now.
This crushes roast battle Chicago by a mile
That's because British comedians are actually funny.
Brutal
Thank you for sharing these 😅
Glad you like them!
Boom series 3! Nice one fella!
Kathryn gets so offended lol
iv laffed that much it set mi epilepsy offff
34:27 is the best joke of that series
This is brilliant
Nigel and Tom had me rolling
Oh my god. Johnny and Phil! Fuckin' legendary.
You”re a legend for posting these
Bloody Mary, what a line.
Lauren Was Amazing She Was On Fire.
best yet 🙌
That last battle was hard to call, Flic got ahead but Rhys clawed his way back, that margin was tighter than both of them.
Tom was robbed, Larry deserved it, Joel is a DANGEROUS comedian, not even a fan per se but his delivery is really spot on.
Jimmy carr is superb!
Thanks for the video
Tom Lucy v Nigel Ng was the first one that seemed truly mean-spirited. And i thought Nigel killed pretty much throughout, while for me Tom’s only good bit was the fortune cookie.
Damn it’s awesome Brian Moses got to do this! Comedians were great
Tom Ward is what you get when you order Howard Wolowitz from Wish.
TomWard’s coiffure has earned him a hard smack- like a Will Smith” keep my wife’s name out your mouth” kind of smack
I love Katherine Ryan! More Duchess ,please!
Rhys Nicholson looks like Conan O'brien if he came out in the 80's
3 jokes in and Brennan won that round 😂
Jimmy looks less like a lego man and more like Corporate Twink Ken
We need season 5 Nigel Ng vs Jamie Oliver!
Uncle Roger!
Man, what are those judges smoking? 8/10 times they chose the least witty, least funny and slowest comedian as the winner. Were they even watching the same show? And that final contest was just ridiculous. There's no way that Felicity chick should have won. She was completely owned by her opponent and it was obvious that she struggled to think quickly enough while his comebacks were witty and fast.
1:22:52~1:22:55 Joke of the night 🎉😂😅
How there wasn’t an uncle Roger reference I have no idea
Killer
Kiri
Johnny and Phil #FTW
Kiri's best roast was calling Brennan pretty.
When you get defensive for someone else over fat jokes in a Roast battle. You're probably judging the wrong kind of show🤦♂️
-She's not fat. -She's not fit🤭
* "She's not thin"
Phil Ellis has been the biggest deal in Manchester forever, he really should have broke through somewhere by now.
Guys where's his accordian?
30:54~30:57 the undisputed king of the kiddy fiddlers🤮🤮🤮
Where's the Christmas special?
Best of all was Dane Baptiste calling Simon Brodkin posh. Dane has clearly never met a posh person in his life.
The gay lad against the big lass won 100%, she had 1 good line... Have to say, Katherine Ryan does my head in with her voting!
She votes for non funny women for all reasons but comedy.
That's not a good judge
She's a laughably (without being funny) predictable virtue signalling bore!
Moses with the mostest
Phil Ellis looks like the 1970's proprietor of the finest glory hole in town.... Phil Ellis looks like a Macedonian centre back.... Phil Ellis looks like Eastern European tobacconist owner #2 in "Taken".... Phil Ellis looks like he sells vapes and bootleg copies of Shrek Forever after....
I always thought the five joke, last joke thing was unnecessary. Just have a timer
I guess diversity is the winner...tom smashed it and Darren crumbled
Lmao I love Brian Moses. It’s kinda awkward seeing him here but still is the only one for the job.
Ps you could tell they put make up on my man 😅
First one was so one sided and the other guy won. Lol wtf
tom ward looks like the beatles extra chromosome
It’s like American roast battle but funnier and no ghetto n-word talk. UK version of Brian Moses is more like it.
I disagree a lot with who they choose as winner. It's weird.
I thought Tom Ward won
Larry Dean
And Kiri just by like 52-48
The joke of the episode had to be “dressed to kill - he’s wearing a condom with a hole in it”
1:19:55~1:20:15❤😂🥇
[ to anyone who would listen ]
I miss Nigel Ng in England, so obviously absent from panel shows just when he was picking up!!!!
So funny!
America, lucky B*D's!!!!
❤❤❤
Jonathan, probably wondering what’s grand theft auto
He's a big gamer actually. That's why he gave the loser the win
Jonathan Ross isn’t gay? I’m queer and I thought all late night English talk show hosts were gay…?!?
Where was his accordion?
Grand thef auto best joke of the night? Really Jonathan?? What are you doing there man...
Is Simon Brodkin the forgettable one (Mike) off The Young Ones?
What the f is the deal with the sound board??
How did Tom beat Nigel? Both were brilliant though I have to say...
It was kind of hysterical how Tom Houghton stood ZERO chance once Lauren pointed out who his father is. He was just hated on principle at that point. That and most of his jokes seem to be made for other posh twats, none of whom were in the audience.
The wins mostly seem to go to those whose career needs the boost the most. On that way this blows.
Brennan won tho so justice
Tom. Got. _Robbed._
The judging on this show, thanks most often to virtue signaling Ryan, is pure shite.
🙏💐
Good show apart from dei
Kinda pathetic how the male comedians resort to body shaming when confronted with a female comedian
Resorts equals roasts. Learn the rules.