Instant Karma In Speedrunning
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hehehe, i love you
why..... instant karma?
Loving me is gay so your gay
fuck you dude!
shit forgot to change accounts to my self image
"YOU GATTA BE FUCKING MY ASS!" best part of the vid!!
"Its not RNG you just get lucky" If only there was a way to express Luck and how it operates in code form...
it's literally saying "it's not RNG, it's just RNG" lmao
It's not RNG, you just get lucky with the number RNG picks
@Harri Kirvesniemi i dont think that, but idont understand how they correlate at all can you explain?
@Harri Kirvesniemi ah cool, if by AI in golden eye you mean the npcs AI, i understand how RNG correlates to AI now, i dont know if i would call that AI though but i also dont know what i would call it or what it is called. Probably i would call it just an algorithm but i dont know, maybe in game industry its AI, anyway thanks for sharing.
@@ivanadriazola1991 there was a few spots in Golden Eye where some runs hinged on a 2 out of 10 chance of an AI running to a certian spot first instead of last, for example the hostages on the boat. Either they make their way to the rescue boat or they wonder the ship for 20 seconds. Another element was a guy dying from an explosion in another level.
"See? It's easy!"
I have learned at a VERY young age to never utter those words.
@Santiago Giuntoli Yo, he just means saying that is a straight path for the entire universe to conspire against you just to make what you just said go wrong.
@Santiago Giuntoli R/woosh
@Santiago Giuntoli R/woosh
@Santiago Giuntoli Good job, you make yourself a clown... Actually no, you're not just a clown. You're the entire circus.
@Santiago Giuntoli Absolute smoothbrain moment.
Imagine hating yourself so much that speedrunning mario party sounds like a good idea to you
lol
I should do that
RNG Party
www.speedrun.com/marioparty1/run/y67wd6jm
it's one of those speedruns that you know it's a bad idea and you do it anyway.
2:58 I like this guy. He took it well and laughed it off.
But he was 20 seconds playing not 5 hours
Isnt that adahop?
i forgot the name of that game..do u remember?
He was only 20 seconds in anyway
i think he is a German
"I'm the greatest HALO player of all time!"
*Dies*
"I'm the worst HALO player of all time."
Lol
Thats me every single time i play halo xD
Good job you just restated a segment of the video
@@Aeviu Thanks, I'm really proud of that accomplishment ^^
11:10 btw
People who get really good at something can fool themselves into thinking that its easy, forgetting the years it took them to get good.
StarTails A
Or they choke under the pressure of backing up what they just said
*_G E T G O O D_*
Why do I wonder the creator skip your comment because of explain what happens and tells me karma don't exist.
Yup
“See, its easy”
*dies*
JLeon40 *Darb resets the game*
“Never mind!”
I'm sure that exact thing has happened when someone tried to disarm a mine.
It’s a Yoshi, the real one at least
Never mind...
Never Mind
5:35 hey, at least you don't have to imagine it now.
😂
Epic bruh moment
*Bro just got dunked on...* _😳😳😳👏👏_
_😳_
Underrated coment
6:08 was the most satisfying fail
Wa.... was he speedrunning Mario Party?
He's was probably going to kill himself after the stream ended.
Coolz your comment is amazing
Bruh...
That sincerely confused the hell out of me too
Is that even possible?
"Imagine losing Bombsket Ball" *Gets dunked on by Kong*
Lol. Sit down, son.
Keith Davis lol
Oh god
Lmaoo
Bruh, I don't even know if you know this but,
He also got dunked once again/before by donkey kong.
In another speed run, he got dunked on by him and Luigi and I busted out laughing
*angry gorilla noises intensifies*
11:11 - 11:21 Took 10 seconds from being the best Halo Player, to the worst.
CrazyDK96 yeah, much fail. I’m not even sure why he ran in there with the launcher out knowing it’s full of pissed elites...
That made me laugh so hard
Curtis Mason
Don’t think throwing Grenade or Shooting would do anything
The mistake is going down into an in closed area swarmed with enemies with a rocket launcher
*Not even 10 seconds!* 😂😂
Considering he was never the best halo player, does that even count?
See?, It's easy.. (reset the console)
"...nevermind." XD
see it easy... (fall of a chift>reset game)
That part had me dead
You only need confidence....
I wish i was there to lick his salty tears
Darbian is a fuckin amazing and calm speed runner tbh you should watch his speedruns
6:15 yeah, I feel your pain. I'm not a speed runner, but I've messed up that exact jump so many times lol
Same here
"You gotta be fucking my ass'
@@SamFisherCell Well that escalated fucking quickly...
Oghren I died when I heard that
Yeah Noki Bay Episode 6 is easily the hardest of the secret courses.
8:47
Back when you're in elementary and the teacher asks what indicates a pause in talking but not the end of a sentence.
You really had to reach for that one. It landed. Congrats.
Not bad. Also, I know this guy. Let's klay, I believe.
COMMA
*COMMA*
Comma comma comma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go, woah-oah
"This trick is cancer" Ah yes, I remember when I lost my grandmother to terminal lung-boiler jump.
I'm sorry to hear that, I too know many who were killed by the fatal OOT skip cancer.
You should have told that bitch to "git gud".
Jeremy C wasnt needed tbh
@Death Gaming512 Comparing a real life tragedy to a word that's basically become lingo wasn't necessary either, yet here we are. The video that is in my queue for "Up next" is titled "Top 10 Worst Chokes in Speedrunning". So if someone had a family member that died from choking, are they supposed to be offended by that as well?
You didn't have to insult his grandmother just because he made a joke about her. Dark humor or no. You're not being funny, you're just being rude.
Who the hell thinks it’s a good idea to speed run Mario party?
That person
If the person find it fun its not a bad idea :)
Me.
If it exists you can speed run it
Exactly could he be any more bored he must’ve had a ton of time on his hand lmao
6:27 Never heard that one before
Yes
Yee
¹
No
@Pnz 1 Oooh really
4:45 The mailman casually running by absolutely makes this shot, hilarious.
“Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.”
SanctusDeAnteurbani Loving the darkest dungeon quote quite appropriate for speed runners
What a good game
SanctusDeAnteurbani Agreed
*Overconfidence is a flimsy shield.*
I like how many of these people humbled themselves after failing and maturely accepted the consequences. Good community
Being humble doesn't count if you only act humble in failure. True humility is being humble in success.
_thank you kanye, very cool_
These guys aren’t humble when they proclaim that a trick is super easy to do and mess it up when they speak so highly of their skill.
@@greg77389 humble in success? Like how most speedrunners yell "AUGHYUSGSHDUEGRIAJG" when they set a good time
Being humble in the gaming community isnt just about playing for fun and not acting superior. Its also taking the time to help newcomers so they can advance in gaming as well.
2:48 "i might be a f**king god"
God: nope...
God: and no respects, bitch
God : "might"
yeah more like a high pitched winy little punk ass bitch
His voice ..
I just wanted to punch him in the face, what an annoying pretentious twat
2:46 that dude sounds like a 20yr old SammyClassicSonicFan
Tom Bluebird Sammy is like 20 or 21 now.
Funoawesome no he’s not pleas tell me your joking and not being serious 😂😂
TheLemonSucc Subscribe for no content Im serious. He has an Instagram page if you wanna find it. He is in college rn.
@@simplyfitness892 it's true. No seriously.
Lmao
"It's not RNG, it's luck."
Oh ok.
It's not breathing, it's inhaling and exhaling.
It's not talking, it's making speech through ur vocal cords
@Midna Gamer bUt tHaT iS wALKInG
It's not eating, it's chewing food and swallowing it
@@slfk7452 it's not losing, it's giving your opponent the first place.
6:17 “(gasp)....ughoho...wut...whaaat” 😂😂
Damn, he would have made it if he didn't do the stomp. XD
Haaghhm... Owo... Wha... Whaaaat
He sounded like When CallMeCarson died in Minecraft
i'm the greatest halo player of all time
*2 seconds later*
I'M THE WORST HALO PLAYER OF ALL TIME
Ya know what I'll give him credit for at least saying it jokingly and making fun of himself unlike some of the other guys in the video.
Mudinha Gueimipleis that he is correct on
Ever. Of all time.
I knew exactly what was gonna happen when he went below deck. If the covenant aren't topside, then you should shoot a rocket down there for good measure first, at least that's what I've always done. Not a speedrunner myself, just put lots of hours into the original Halo trilogy and you start doing stuff like this for fun.
The psychological term here is "splitting". ;) Nah he seemed to be in good humor.
"See, it's easy"
Famous last words
Also "I'm the greatest Halo player of all time"
Speedrunner: *Defends RNG
RNG: I'm about to end this man's whole carrer
I liked to 69. Lol
Rng means "random number generator". How would thet crash his game?
Unless he did that on purpose it's rng, random numbers control everything under the hood, if the game crashed is either the player's fault or the rng fucked up
@@c9k984 not rng but it’s random as hell
6:18 "holy shit, he's so fast"...at falling to his death 😱😱😁😁😂😂
7:45 isnt really instant karma he was being self deprecating for already messing it up on the first try. I’d say it’s more ironic timing that he messed it up again after saying that than karma.
The Conker one was painful to watch.
"That ain't RNG, you just get lucky with the AI movement" But isn't that exactly what RNG is?
Rule 1 of speedrunning - it's always RNG unless it goes well, then it's skill.
Nice Kaito pp, best boy Space Kamina is a good choice
No. Unless the AI’s movement is somehow bound to RNG, it isn’t.
RNG is not truly random, it is pseudo. Technically everything within a loaded environment within a game is predetermined until the player interacts with the surrounding AI to change it's behavior. Scattering people is a form of RNG, cars spawning is a form of RNG but cars driving down the intended path after the spawn location table has been rolled is not RNG, it is technically human error at that point. IE buddy being crushed was indirectly caused by a car spawned from RNG, but did not die because of RNG. That would imply the player has no control over the avatar within the game world as the player would also be bound to a singular path, as all AI until it is interacted with in some way, but obviously that is not so.. being able to move in the the X,Y and more specifically Z axis changes the algorithm constantly, but not for AI with a singular purpose: IE driving down a road until met with a player. The interaction of the AI becomes RNG after the fact, like being terrified of gunshots and driving away in a seemingly random but entirely precomputed path.. which you can then choose to follow and further alter the AI's path by altering the algorithm by moving in close proximity to them, another form of RNG.
It's complicated shit, but it's both random and not truly random.
I mean, it might not be RNG, but anyone who thinks that they are controlling such a chaotic system in most games is lying to themselves. There are plenty of times when speedrunners can manipulate the game to control the system to work in his/her/etc. favor, but there are a lot of times when people are just getting lucky. (idk much about that game to be fair, but a good rule of thumb is if most people don't think that it can be controlled in the speedrunning community, it can't be controlled)
@@BenderBendingRodriguezOFFICIAL ; that is not entirely true. There are sources of entropy other than human input to generate random numbers with. Ei the current time could be used to seed randomness, and thus none of it would be repeated. it's implementation dependent.
"I'm so upset bc my character won't go to an area of the map where it's not supposed to go!"
The DSP excuse
2:30 turn on captions
Bruh XD
Bruh
Bruh
BRUH
bruh
"See? It's easy"
Dead.
Lol me.
6:27 I need to take you out for dinner first, jeez
That green plank Mario landed on had a better chance at his ass
Lmao
Imagins losing bombsketball.
Imagin spelling imagine wrong
fat cat ironic
2:43 ASMR Stream when you have a loud voice and just flat-out screaming? Yeah, okay XD
ASMR for people with hearing difficulties
5:57 the way he is just praising himself and then he falls
iwhile
IM GOING TO MAK3 8 COMENT CUZ U AHVE NO COMENT
TERLER
CHINGLING
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I completely support this as a new series. I love seeing their smugness instantly wiped off their faces-even if webcams are absent.
Are you really too dumb to tell that the majority of them aren't actually smug and that this is all in good fun?
Mallcore
No, it’s just schadenfreude.
Produções Randomicas
I appreciate the defense, but you don’t really have to go there.
Sebastian Johnson It was for you, lol.
Produções Randomicas
The beginning of it says otherwise.
2:48 *God will not be mocked*
which god?
@Genji Main In which religion?
ContactingTheDead yo his voice crack had me rolling
Who the hell is God?
@@ultimaxkom8728 Which mental illness?
"Who needs platforms?"
DIES
Well I guess u do 👍
My sister is 9th in the world with Knuckles on Metallic Madness Act 1, which I think is pretty cool! I can’t get close, so I’m really proud of her.
“Blaming everything on rng in a run is so stupid.”
My dude, have you heard of pokemon runs?
11:13
How come he sounds and acts both like a 12 year old?
He sounds like pitched up
His name is Mr. Monopoli and he’s one of the best (was the absolute best at one point)halo 2 speed runners but he wasn’t blessed with the deep voice unlike the current arguably best halo 2 runner.
a lot of homosexuals like speedrunning apparently
@@JustinFaiLz ?
@PiK I know
Conclusion
never say:
XXXX is bad
I might be a god
It's easy
I XXX save it
Imagine losing XXXX
This is the best i ever get
I am the greatest XXXXX of all time
i'm going to get married after finishing the speedrun
And why not? It makes you feel good about yourself.
But
.....
I wanna get married after the speedrun
Flagu
Spotlight Uh
Moonlight Uh
Being .3% subsaharan african i hereby grant you a one comment n word pass. This is all the power I have
See? It's easy.
Nevermind...
I love how calmly he accepts it.
That death melody though 😂😂😂
“Imagine losing Bombsketball”
*Gets dunked on by DK in Bombsketball*
“Am I a joke to you?”
🤣
1:00 The face every non-gamer assumes gamers make when they play.
underrated comment
"Tempting Fate in Speedrunning" sounds like a better title imo
InklingBear less clicks tho
9:20 - hight quality
Hight spell (puns intended)
*High
Like your grammar
My eyes are in heaven
3:10
I like how he didn't get angry and laugh. Good player
Too be fair, he was only 22 seconds into the run
You know you are at the peak point of your life when you’re speed running Mario party island
2:47
Dude: I'm a fucking God!!!
God: no you aren't.
11:11 -he was the best Halo player... for 10 seconds
Speedrunner: “lmao it’s so easy”
Game: y o u W h a t
yay not an april fools joke video
I've stopped falling for anything on April Fools tbh
Thanks for telling. Now I watch it.
MarioGaming oof
Well the runners in the videos were fooled lol
MarioGaming the joke is that it doesn’t have any karma.
The hardest part for me would just be the confidence in your movements and having that restriction on your hesitation
0:49 “...nevermind..”
moral of story that i got from this video:
dont swear or you lose
6:02 This is the fastest non cycle ever
15 seconds later: He fall and he lose the speedrun
"You gotta be fucking my ass"
Too bad lol
Known*
You gotta be fucking my ass is the greatest line I have ever heard.
"I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag"
9:15
"how is he going to control the crowd screaming his name in twitch chat saying 'holy shit he's so fast!'?
Game: "hold my beer..."
0:55 the face of someone who thinks "this is what i get for getting cocky!"
You’re here for 0:52-0:55
Jose Dominguez “See? It’s easy.”
*dies*
“Never mind!”
*0:50-0:55
No im not
Cause TH-cam keeps recommending it to me no matter how many times I tried to ignore it.
This is a cool idea for a commenter that finds the part in the video where the thumbnail comes from
Darbian is literally a 70 year old in a 30 year old's body
Thats not RNG, you just get lucky with the AI's movement.
...so...RNG? LOL
Every non-scripted AI's movement is RNG.
100%
**game crashes**
Game: Boi what school did you go to?
Well... RNG is radom, and Ai is a set of patterns with a (sometimes) not randomic trigger so... maybe not?
@@sinnerthesinful552 But if the AI has something randomic about it that can't be predicted, it's RNG and you'll likely need some luck to beat it. If there wasn't a single randomized element in the AI, it should be able to be predicted by the player, which isn't "being lucky".
When your boss says you can't leave early 6:26
Speed running any other game: precision, tactics, exploits, and skill
Speed running a racing game: just drive lol
Except it also takes precision, tactics exploits and skills. Just different movement controls honestly
Mario Kart 64: Allow me to introduce myself
mhmhmhmhm i bet you cant even come close to trackmania world records XD
2nd vid:
Man: see? Easy
*falls in lava*
Never mind...
That's what got me 🤣🤣
0:54 the face of glory
Your profile pic is the face of glory
Randy Soto WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBB
Sorry.
"I'm the greatest Halo player of all time"
Elites: Yeah no.
“See, it’s easy”
The game: *R U SURE ABOUT THAT?*
Humility is an Art Form.
*Top 5 speedrunners who sworn*
THEY NEED TO BE PUT TO DEATH THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER
LuisZ 033 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE
its funny when they act all confident then fail.
Better to act confident then to say, "I'm shit, I give up". After all, we all are more or less the same in this kind of stuff.
Woah he should make a compilation video of that!
6:12 - 6:22 Wholy shit, he fell so fast
Best part was the butt stomp into oblivion lmao
“You only need confidence” Karma strikes and he dead. “Never mind”.
Do not be to cocky when you play games.
2:11 had me dead 😂
Lmao. I agree.
“You only need confidence”
Coming from the man with the worst haircut I’ve ever seen that’s a *bowl’d* statement
He has a pretty nice haircut now, you should check him out m.twitch.tv/darbian 😂😭
2:43 holy shit how is that dude talking about sex AT ALL with that squeaky toy in his throat?
Ever meet someone with zero athletic ability who has never played a game of football in their life but yells at the TV every game about player incompetence?
Same principle
@0:50 "See, it's easy...nevermind" lol. At least he handled himself well.
Guy in second video: you only need confidence.
Me: what the heck even is that?
Confidence: believe in yourself
6:17 shoting stars meme
Yess! Just when I have to poop
Few things are as satisfying as seeing pretentious overconfident players instantly getting comeuppance.
Wtf are you talking about. These guys do insane speedruns, sometimes they fail and you call them pretentious. I think you're arrogant one here.
@@NewRomancer37 have you ever heard of entertaining a public? He's not gonna just say: "that was good" in a monotonous way
@@NewRomancer37 the contrast is part of the joke
6:17 sounds of actual horror
'See,its easy'
Lava pit:im about to end this man whole career
A Random Dude it was a brick block but ok
11:16 "I'm the greatest Halo player of all time." Ad: "Great Britain..."
What a coincidence. Just how much do you know, Google?
Not much beats an arrogant player running the mouth and getting humiliated live.
Best vid ive ever seen
thx dad
Yes dad thx love ur channel
Ty
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5:25 was personally the funniest speedrun instant karma moment.
Speedrunner: "It's impossible to fuck up on this stage it's easy!"
Game: "Are you sure about that!?"
“I’m the best!” *immediately dies*
Haginator has so many voice cracks and sounds like a 15yr old still going through puberty
This channel exists.
It should. Awesome.
"I think blaming everything on RNG is so stupid"...immediately loses run to RNG. The look on his face was priceless...that dawning moment of realization.
is crashing rng? i don't think it is
@@CaltosVirnam Yes...it is. The numbers came up wrong for you.
2:39 "You think shower sex beats killing chickens because they're naughty? You're wrong"
6:08 probably the best video i've ever seen XDD
I love his over confidence and hype getting shoved right back down his fuckin throat