Chicago voter to Obama: "Don't touch my girlfriend"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- President Obama was casting his ballot early for the upcoming midterm elections when Mike Jones, a local voter, told him: “Don't touch my girlfriend.” Scott Pelley reports.
Mike is a genius. He got his girlfriend a hug and a kiss from the president of the United States. How many people get that?
Me
@@SUBSCRIBERSwithVIDEOCHAL-ix7hr You?
Depends who's the president. Clinton made sure it wasn't uncommon during his time.
Inspirer who gets a kiss from the first black president in American history more like it
He is a genius! I think ppl believe he was being serious! 🤦🏾♂️
Boyfriend - *"Don't touch my girlfriend"*
Also Boyfriend - *"Why is there so many red dots on me"*
Oh look, a LED laser-show lol
King Duke i would like but ima leave it on 420
@@jamesharden3timedpoy466 😂its all good bud🙌🏻
These comments. 🤣🤣
r/cursedcomments
Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend"
Obama: "Well, I wasn't planning on that, BUT NOW I AM."
Nah Obama likes little boys - you ever read wikileaks?
@@chrisetheridge7606 your just a drone who copies and paste the same jokes. Get on somewhere
@No knows Noles And yall are paranoid about everything
@@chrisetheridge7606 no wikileak ever stated that
LOL.
No matter what you think of his politics it's safe to say he's by far one of the most charismatic politicians ever
so much better than biden
@@teru797 chocolate chocolate chip
@@lemonade6395 dude just about anyone is better than Biden. Trump is better than Biden at this point. Biden is literally an embarrassment.
@@lemonade6395just stop
@@teru797 chocolate chocolate chip
Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend"
*Mike's phone starts to ring*
*Mike picks up the phone*
Secret service: "Or what, Mike?"
😂😂😂
LOLOLOL!!!!
underrated comment
😂😂😂😂
Lol.. This is too funny
Obama: "what's his name"
Secret service and his girlfriend at the same time: "Mike"
😂😂😂
Funny af 😂
Yasss
😂
And the voting machine: "Mike"
President: What’s his name?
Girl: Mike
Secret service: WAS Mike 😌
LOLOLOL! WAS
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So... he changed his name?
@@Mohab7274 No the Secret Service killed him. That's the joke
@@Mohab7274 He sadly passed away due to shooting himself twice in the head before throwing his own body onto a nearby river.
Humble, bearing, quick witted, wise.... Mike has all the qualities.
Mike: "dont touch my gf"
Obaba: _kisses mikes gf_
Mike: 👁👄👁
🤮
Obaba
Obaba
Obaba booey
@@bojangles5232 lol wtf
“...I cannot believe, what’s his name?”
“Haha, Mike...”
“Hahaha, I meant his full name. And address. Now.”
FBI open up
*Secret service open up*
IRS audit open up
CIA investigate
@@Sheluvintrey the CIA would probably send drones to his front yard
“Don’t touch your girlfriend.”
“Wait wha-“
“It’s too late mike, she’s mine now.”
lmao
@@callmeastro1734 my
Asdf movie
That's something Trump would have said lol
A
When he said “what’s his name”
I knew Mike would never be seen again
Mike: don't touch my girlfriend
Obama *After kissing* : You mean your ex girlfriend?
LMAO!!!!!
@@maggmaxxx I think you meant LAME!!!!
lmfao
Alpha move
Michele : Whats that Barack?
Great guy! Down to earth as ever. Thank you Mr. President
Mike: Don't touch my girlfriend
Obama: *kisses her*
Mike: Thats not how you play the game-
An old married man? Gross
At least he didn't kiss a 5 year old's lips unlike someone
😂 👍
Obama: I am the game
Mr president kissed his girl and walked out like a boss lol
Man, he was like superstar, Obama was one of the most presidential presidents of USA...
Mike: “Don’t touch my girlfriend”
Obama: presidential power intensifies
😂😂😂😂😂dead
I don't like Obama... But he's very funny.
Lmao
@@j.franklin21 then stop reading about him.
@Jade Stone hes obviously talking about when this happened duhhhhh
"You may not like him Minister, but you can not deny, Obamas got style".
oh my godd i cant remember what film this is from
@@amz1653 the order of phoenix, the fifth harry potter movie
@@jaakko6sto OFC thank you!!
“you may not like him minister, but you can not deny, Dumbledores got style”
@@amz1653 i got most of it right from memory but i guess he says can't lol but whos keeping track
hello there fellow potterhead!
If he said this to Trump, we'd hear a 10 minute mindless rant about how he has the best girlfriends, tremendous girlfriends and he knows more about girlfriends than Mike and so on.
This shouldnt have been as funny as it was LOL
LOL, Trump will grabbed her crouch!
I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂GUESS WHAT JOE BIDEN IS THE NEW PRESIDENT AND NOW TRUMP HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO MAKE NEW GF, your comment relates the situation 😂😂😂😂😂
He would not have said that to Trump......Characterless must not be given ideas regarding something characterless
@@shauryasinha5105 What does that last sentence even mean lol
“Give me a kiss , give him something to talk about” = alpha move
you literally stole the top comment
@Golden Gamer well no duh but, someone made the same exact comment as him 10 months before he did, its not just a quote from the video, it isnt only a quote, he was just saying it was an aplha move
@Golden Gamer the original comment has 80k+ likes it is literally one of the top comments
Wow so you're not allowed to write about something you've seen/from from a video if someone else have done it already? Didn't know comments were copyright protected lmao
@@icecreamcake5381 can u copy strike comments
Priceless, just priceless. Thanks for this CBS. Barack handled that well, didn't he? He's smooth. Regards, Michael M. Kamau, Nairobi, Kenya, East Africa, 30th November 2023.
"Gimme a kiss and give em somthin to talk about" 😂. Killin it
how could you not like this guy
He a sellout
Plot twist: Mike wanted Obama to touch him and kiss him
That's Inverse Psychology you got there😂
wtf
@Eddie Hopper Imagine not only copying a comment, but posting it under the original too. That’s a humongous bruh moment.
Plot twist: Mike wanted obama to touch him and kiss him
Or was it Michelle without the dress?
I miss this dude. I don't know if we will ever have a president like him again.
Well played as usual by the coolest president of all time to counter the guy's "envy".
When America was great
Coolest president ever…. Fantastic sense of humour, and always at ease. Nice person as well
Reaper Drones initiated and Mike was never seen again.
XD
Mike who ??
LMFAOOOO
Mike who????? 🤔🤔🤔
Milan diu mike who cheese hairy
It's official - nobody's got swag like this man has.
@Robert Moir No one asked
Except Trump, Trumps got the most swag
@@bubbagump273 but he can’t beat Obama’s swag😼
@@bubbagump273 eew Trump has swag where. Hes not a human color. Cant stand straight. No class, charisma, charm or education
If he has swag no wonder women don't have any these days !!
Eight years of calm, character, and competence under that man. I'm proud that I got to shake his hand.
I'm not, f obama
Same here...I shook his hand in Akron ohio
@@sajmaggie7879 betas smh...
@@dagreatbambino9688 ?
@@Sticknub “Beta” is a term that insecure people use to describe other people who don’t agree with them to feel better about themselves. Glad I could clear that up.
I was never a fan of Obama’s policies as a republican,,but he is the exact age we need for presidents…Biden and Trumps minds just are too dam old to be this quick witted …we need much younger presidents period…
This the type of thing that gets you assassinated 😔
The King of America is doing well!
Oozes swag and charm
Obama : What's his name?
Girl : Mike
Secret service : ON IT
Copied from Kyle B
yep copied
I legit didn't knew someone posted this already 😂
@@ishaanjain7101 classic excuse dude. Way too exact to be true, shut up. You just change d "we got him" to "on it".
@@nuaymzaidi299 right on point
Nah we would have had to run a fair one after kissing my girl 😂 that’s petty af
Guy : don’t touch my girlfriend
Trump : I’d rather grab her honestly
Lol....😄
Orange man bad!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
🤣
@D B - Huh.....you think that means women willingly let him grope them?????
Really? I thought you mindless snots said he was racist?
*Just imagine if a woman is a president and your girlfriend threatens her "Don't touch my boyfriend", and you are the boyfriend* 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wish i have that kind of communication skill and confidence
power of the potus
Best American president ever
Obama : What’s His Name?
Gf : Mi-
Secret Service : Already Got an image of his face ... all we need
Paul Vasquez
LMBO 😂😂😂
IS THAT A DEATHNOTE REFERENCE???
Lil Clorox Aka a person of culture 😤
They don't need an image of his face when he was right there in person
-Roberto- it’s just a reference my friend
Whats his name :Big Mike
Really..can i have his number 😮
Whether you hate or like Obama. That man was a smooth individual
Kinda like a car sa
Salesman
@@fg1110 yeah but I wouldn’t want a car salesman kissing my forehead
YourBoyTom That’s because you haven’t found the right one.
@@stumbling_ I like your way of thinking
Yeah but Trump is the better leader.
Dont care how cute you think Obama is.
Trump is the big boss.
With Obama it was clearly a joke - with Trump it would be a dead serious statement.
I mean with Biden it would be serious too... lmao
@@LeoF0F not really unless you pay attention to too much faux news or right wing social media.
@@ancientk100 bruh he has had sexual allegations too, that date back to 1993.
No, Trump could do it as a joke and the media would twist it as sexual harassment. Media just lies about Trump and twists his words all the time, they just ain’t trustworthy. Trump has denounced white supremacist groups dozens of times, including during a 2016 election debate, with the same moderator as the 2020 one where he denounced them. This is just one of tons of examples.
@@gabesanzo4578 Or maybe you are conned by him. Have you consider that lol? Con man Donald.
That's a true man. No matter who and what you are, stay away from his GF
When his son is born: "Are you telling me this dudes been inside you for 9 months?"
Mike: Don’t touch my girlfriend
Obama: *kisses mikes girlfriend*
Obama was the most savage president we’ve ever had lmao
Dante Mills... Did you see how Trump fried the reporters to a medium-rare crisp on how they were so nonchalant about CV before it got out of hand?
In a good way not the trump way
@@nageenkhan5979
No... Because it was the other way around. He was nonchalant about it while the media were prophesying 'DOOM!' from day one.
DomWeasel there were at least some media people saying it couldn’t possibly get dangerous on a large scale.
Trump is more savage. He's insulting others politician's mother
Mr president kissed his girl and walked out like a boss lol
I didn’t like his policies, but this was perfect! Mike needed to stay in his own lane.
I would have punced him in the face.
@@c4sb2008 and you would have gotten 8 holes in your chest.
@You heard? lol shut up
@@GarageMuzik LOL, i dont live in the U.S. thank god hahahah
Girl: “his names mike”
Secret Service: “Standard bag and tag go go go”
Coop Dawg gets moved to a remote classified black site in the middle of nowhere with 24/7 security.
That last part though.. “give em something to talk about” 🤣🤣🤣
right? and he was eyeing up the direction mike went in big time while he was doing it tooo lmfao
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@@joeytrimble1558 he straight up killed that man
a lot of presidents almost definitely would have been like yeah so i can do whatever i want lol
I would like to see someone says that to trump
FtsuWtf : I will , if I get a chance ! 😎
Don: Oh, I am gonna touch your gf! And it's gonna be the best touching she ever had! We're gonna touch so much, we'll be tired of all the touching!
Oof..he'll build a wall around you.🙄
He wouldn’t say anything to his face, he’d wait and cry about it on Twitter.
He would tweet a rant about it
Anybody notice the part where he asked for the woman's consent before he kissed her?
God I miss Obama and his slyness.
@I am Supernaut it was a heads-up that he was going for it and it was SMOOTH AS SILK.
@@alec6583 that is not consent that's a warning
@@fragglefknrock7568 a Democrat sees it as a cute joke, a Republican sees it as a threat. God I love this country.
Fraggle Fkn Rock I guess his warning gave her an opportunity to say “no” but she went in for it.
@CandyyZombiezz Then you must hate Trump even more lol
If Mike only knew how safe his girlfriend was lol
But we not gonna talk about the fact that he did bag his girl even tho lmfaooo
Hold on, did you mean... "we are not going to"? or "we're not going to" ?
Also you said, "that he did bag his girl even tho" (even tho -what?)
Its like you didn't finish your sentence there bud! Missing punctuation makes it harder on the readers too. Get it together will you? Thanks! :)
-Good Day!
Don Trump So this Is English class now? I would love to see the excitement on your face when you ridicule others.
@@kipdon You really had trouble reading it? LMAO
@Don Trump what a Kant. (Pun intended.)
@@kipdon he didn't finish high school
He is always cool, calm, and collected. Exudes confidence. Very Presidential!
Sylis TM im pretty sure he wasn’t talking about tRump
Lol Why top 5 president easily. A nobel peace prize winning president. What other president can say that?
Lol Why extremely hard to argue against the facts you just stated but how is trump any better?
@@ohiosfinest5889 I mean for starters Trump has done more for the country so far than Obama ever did
The Real Anonymous lol name one
Mike: Don't touch my gf
Obama: Proceeds to kiss her
Jordan: Ok fine.......That's all I needed, it became personal with me.
hahahah 😂👏🏻
He wasn't joking. I wouldn't let this creep near my girlfriend either.
No worries. The Dude likes men.
@@barb2793 and u types love kids
I never seen this. Obama was like since you said something shes coming over tonight with me and Michelle. Don't worry we got you a room at the Holiday Inn.
“What’s your boyfriend’s name?”
“Mike”
*WHO* *MIKE JONES*
Austin Aphay first thing I thought about
Who?
😂😂😂
@Juan Z
Mike Jones!
Wheels stopped rims still turning
Local guy known by "Mike" suddenly found with a suicidal note and 4 shots
Mike is such a fool !
Ibrohz Mustafah
Mike is a fool
Obama is such a fool.
FL :D
@Mike Reeves Even if he was, so what? He married a beautiful woman, had two kids, became the president of the most powerful nation in the world, and he did all that from the closet presumably, what exactly have you done with your life.
@@tinamoul which beautiful woman??
“I can’t believe Mike. He is such a fool.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or else what, Mike?
He must don’t know who he is talking to, this is the president of the United States of America, not some random guy in the street🤦🏾♀️
I'm a Republican and Pres. Obama is just a really cool guy.
LOL
:)
Finally, someone that says something nice about the different parties! Thanks Mike Masiello!
You’re human first and that’s why you see this in him.
As someone who is independent it makes me glad when someone from either side can accept if a politician is a good person or not regardless which side that politician is in.
The Obama years were a vibe. I really miss having a respectable president.
I thought that’s what you wished for when you got Biden.
Buyer’s remorse?
@@Fattyfatfatty6 1. How do you know he voted for Biden? 2. He is just saying that Obama was a nice president with a sense of humor, and that he misses him in office. Doesn't really sound like "buyers remorse"
@@Fattyfatfatty6 Yeah just cause someone voted Obama doesn’t mean they voted for Biden😭
Obama, respectable? Didn't this guy blow up and bomb civilians in syria including a civilian hospital, ran on ending the forever wars and never did, had combat troops in 9 foreign countries actively fighting and enhanced global survallience on everyday people so literally nobody had privacy? Or am I thinking of a different Obama lol, theres so, so much more.
@@BrandonM His main point was Obama's humorous personality. But yes you do have a point
i mean... he rolles 20 in charisma ...
Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend"
Secret service: let us introduce ourselves
Secret Service: Think over what you just said, who knows? You might Regret it.
LOL! Good one!
Guy: don't touch my girlfriend
Obama: gets kiss instead
Good observation
My Man… said in my best Denzel Washington voice.
He is just so cool. I miss that man so much. What a time to be alive.
That was the smoothest “who you think you talking to.”
“Fortunately, the president was nice about it” LOL 😂
He threatened a citizen. Not cool.
@@yasirelec Either you're joking or you're a complete idiot. You choose.
Obama: "what's his name?"
Guy: "what is your last name?"
Obama: _sweats_
Its care
@@SurajSingh-hr4tu its Bin laden Ughh
I worked in the Secret Service and I can confirm that it is in fact Kart.
obama sweats
Outstanding move
We could only imagine if that Man told that to President Trump what would happen.
President says "Now there's an example of a brother" Wow, that says alot.
What does it say? 👀
What?
It says nothing but HUMOR :o) LOL!!
@Myrt Myrtle “brother” is black American vernacular for a fellow black man. Obama is a black man who acts and speaks as such, representing a culture that has never been front *and center in American politics before.
It says he perceives black americans in general as rude. He isnt black he is half black raised by white people. Deep inside he doesnt relate, doesnt feel the connection, and doesn't view himself as part of the community. Total illuminati shill FRAUD
Man says, "Don't touch my girlfriend."
Obama hugs and kisses his girlfriend.
I miss that man as president.
AND TELL EM TO KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS NEXT TIME HE VIISITS DISNEYLAND
That's a good boyfriend, playing reverse psychology to get his gf some obama.
Salamander lmfao underrated!!😂😂
Some Obama . Lol
Haha!!
This was clearly his attention and it worked! Got his gf cemented in history using reverse psychology. Very smart move, Obama wasn't paying them girls any attention until her bf said something to him.
🤣😂
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.
Mike played himself
such an underrated comment. 🫡
if my gf cheated on me with Obama part of me would be flattered tbh
“Im sorry please excuse him.”
Secret service: Dont worry we will execu… excuse him
💀
Underated comment!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Bobamba
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Obama: "What's his name?"
M-
Secret Service: We have his social security number
😂😂🤣
🤣🤣
😆😆😆
Ha that was funny!
And will contact hillary with instructions to "Arkancide"...
“Give me a kiss and give him something to talk about “ boss music
She replied "I can't do that" 1:08
If that trump said that...
San Andreas music starts playing
Smooth AF lol
@@BontleHlongwane but there's a unfair double standard at play here. Trump is repulsive looking...Obama is half way decent. Its the pretty privilege.
Man - "Don't touch my girlfriend"
President - *Kisses his girlfriend*
@Putin's Troll Factory no
50 thousand dollars spent on a hotdog party... That is Obama...
@Vince Isaacs I think he is joking too lol
Mike if it was Trump-“don’t rape my girlfriend”
That’s dumb on the girlfriend for allowing that lol she’s the one that let him look extra stupid
"Don't touch my girlfriend."
Secret Service: ready as you command, sir.
lmfao, this guy could've ended up missing xD
The Legacy of Gaming nah Obama is a cool dude.
Taylor Atkinson actually they do
@Taylor Atkinson they get it for life...u do some research
Taylor Atkinson From 1997 until 2013, legislation was in place limiting Secret Service protection to former presidents and their spouses to a period of 10 years from the date the former president leaves office. President Barack Obama signed legislation on January 10, 2013, reversing this limit and reinstating lifetime protection.
Boyfriend used some reverse psychology to help his girlfriend who is too shy
on god he started the convo for her. they don't see that king lmfao
Your take is too unique to be true for this situation.
Don’t respect the game, respect the playa
@@yashgoyal5183 Not at all. I've actually seen the stuff before with smaller celebs at concerts. Guy takes a small dive for his girl, gets big reward. Or consistent small one's lol. You'd be amazed how many women just want a convo or hug from a famous man (or even woman) just because they're a big fan. AND how overly happy they'd be about it.
Her bf is smart. Now his gf will have something that she will never forget.
Obama: What is your boyfriends name?
Girl: M-
Secret Service: Mike sir, his name is Mike.
😂
fast aa fck boiiii
Jajajajaja made my day
I know she should have said Rick.
"I have the shot, do you want me to take him out, sir?"
I miss when we had an intelligent president with class.
yeah exactly. BACK IN 2016
@@LEGENDNJ Then in 2017 we got the jackazz
You mean Reagan?
@@James-ul4pt you mean 2020
@@Prophecynut “yOu mEaN rEaGaN?”
Boyfriend: Don't touch my girlfriend
President: Oh yeah? (Kisses girlfriend)
7.5 Million views
6.7 million people: interesting
@matthew petta OH YEAH OBAMA IS GETTING THAT 69 ACTION WITH THE GIRLFRIEND NOW
matthew petta HAHHAHAAHAHAHAH THIS WAS A FUNNY JOKE THAT I LAUGHED AT
It was plan of mike and his gf all along because when you say humans to don't do things, they definitely do them. Its psychology 101. Well played Mike now both of them are famous.
6.9 million views you mean
Mike : "Don't touch my girlfriend"
Secret Service : "Or what"
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣yooo I’m literally crying 😭🤣🤣
Yeah right. Secret service was somewhere doing drugs, banging hookers, and ordering pizza and hotdogs for Obama.
IDEAS NOT POLITICAL PARTIES, 1st off I agree highly with your name, 2nd off if I remember correctly not all of the SS always has a task and they honestly could easily be doing that stuff lol
@@bloxxerplays4755 dude i dont think you should use SS as an abbreviation for secret service
@@extrusix969 lmaoo
How did you guys go from him to the Donald remains a mistery to me.
2/3rds of the country still doesn’t know how to
Complacency and misogyny.
Hillary clinton
If we just talk "popular vote", Hillary won 3 million votes more than Donald Trump. It's the distribution of these voters that is the main issue. Gerrymandering has been the biggest issue for Democrats.
Mass insanity is all I can come up with. Freaking nuts for sure
"Dont touch my girlfriend"
Secret Service: Or what?!
😭😭😭
It’s amazing that you made the comment 18 hours ago and it has 114 likes. TH-cam recommends random stuff.
Six years later Mike was found dead from Covid-19. He had difficulty breathing after the virus burned 12 bullet sized holes into his lungs
Stolen comment but okay
@Mr Hansen can you just not comment on anything for the rest of your life please? Thanks.
Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend"
Secret Service: "Or what?"
This should not be that funny to me😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i laughed hard at this one
🤣😂🤣
STOLEN COMMENT
“Don’t touch my girlfriend”
“Ight”
*”kisses her instead”*
Smooth as f*ck 😂
@Coelophysis Pretty sure if trump only kissed others it would be an upgrade...instead of you know..grabbing them by the...
Next time,
-- Don't kiss my girlfriend
@@dddddbbb every man talks like that behind closed doors. Unless you know your gay
@@jamesbrinkman9332 Thankfully most men don't! I suppose you also think "every man" is taken to court for rape by their wife too.
Obama: “what’s his name?”
*Mike*
Secret Service: “we got him” .
Kyle B stolen
A lot of people think Barrack Obama is just a sweet innocent honest politician ...
@@HeadshotFilms1 I just thought of it dude I didnt steal it. lol
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 Mike has been "missing" since then
I don’t think he planned on touching his girlfriend until he said something to just be heard lol. Now Mike is dead...😂
Edit: Thanks for all the likes wowwww
Later, Mike was found to be a victim of Arkancide.
Leyenda bruh , my wife’s boyfriend did that to another girl
SugarLumps
Your wife has a boyfriend? Aren’t you her husband tho? Or is she your Ex-Wife? I’m confused....
Leyenda what do you mean he’s dead now
@@BlinkVille means Obama put ol mike on the hit list.
That is class at its best. You are missed Mr. President.
Very classy. Told not to touch a man's girlfriend, kisses her anyways.
A classy war criminal, and tool of the rich... No thanks!
disgusting lack of boundaries
As a French, we miss him too
Yea class act he was a terrible president
What’s his name?
Mike
Secret agents: we got his address
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😁😂😂😂
secret agent randy beans is on the case.
🤣🤣
😂