One of the cardinal rules of dealing. Never get nodded on pills and pass out at a crackheads house. They will dig ur pockets out and steal ur shit out them every time.
One of the cardinal rules of dealing. Never get nodded on pills and pass out at a crackheads house. They will dig ur pockets out and steal ur shit out them every time.
Was he the guy Nick and Ashton went to serve and he ran out of his house in his boxers jumped into their car and said that he has been bared out for 5 days?
I never understand poor people not having furniture. Ive been poor my whole life ive never struggled with furniture. I could furnish a whole house for free with a couple days on the craigslist free section.
the amount of crackheads we have in the UK is funny. theres this one guy we call “Chongman” cus the first time we met, me and my friend we were on a bench getting high as fuck and he came up to us and asked if we were getting chonged and if he could join in. I always saw him around my town and I never even found out if he had a house lmao. A few months after he was on a bench outside a corner shop and he was high as shit on something and wouldnt stop talking about some shitty Super Mario theory he had and then he started freestyling, I was laughing so hard.
I rmeber when Ashton died I cried for hours... I didn’t even know the man. Although your stories and tribute really helped to get to know him. Fly high Ashton 🤟🏼♥️
iGod ? It’s funny how you fucked up ur spelling on purpose to really emphasize that ur stoned in order to make ur self look sick, you my friend are a fucking idiot
he can’t smoke weed but he can do coke instead...that kind of a fucked up system. and his probation is the reason he got addicted to stronger shit. because he couldn’t handle the absence of weed.
One of the cardinal rules of dealing. Never get nodded on pills and pass out at a crackheads house. They will dig ur pockets out and steal ur shit out them every time.
This reminds me of a mephedrone binge where me and a friend bumped into this couple, they had just got a bottle of vodka and let us share. We went back to their place but the electric ran out before we could party much so we went next door... We sat there in this dudes house, it was like a squat, with only candles for light. My friend started making out with the girl and the guy was into it. Then the heroin came out and I suddenly thought to myself: where the fuck am I? Lol
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RIP ashton thank you for all the stories u gave goblin
He will never be forgotten
Hol Up is Ashton dead
Jacoob Rahhal yes he was a very old character
rest in paradise ashton i know he in heaven blowing hella trees
Scorzi bro was a legend
Can we appreciate the fact that crackhead joe did enormous lines and was able to fall asleep at midnight? Fucking legend.
That's what I was thinking!!!
Reminds me of an interview with Tommy Lee where he would mention him doing a line to fall asleep
dude calls another dude a crackhead all while staying up for 5 hours doing coke in the dudes livingroom
Lmao fr
also got a vibe he on a upper or coke talking hella fast at sum points in this vid
Gin Seng just like his old commentaries when he was on vyvanse
FirePackOnly420 ye but vyvanse is way too chill of a dextroamphet to be able to tell if someone is on it. It’s like addy without jitters
He’s functional though
“This guy made us look sober” favorite moment
*Its the floor*
@@middle.of.nowhere5563 un u 84uiu688
Nigga I was fried writing this
@@adrianyourlordandsaviour 😂
One of the cardinal rules of dealing. Never get nodded on pills and pass out at a crackheads house. They will dig ur pockets out and steal ur shit out them every time.
legend has it crackhead joe is still doin lines till this day
I hope he doesn't. I don't mean I hope he is dead I mean I hope that he got help but that's unlikely
Joosep Palgi hope this dude is doing better fr 🙏🏼 he had to be going through a lot
Kyler? Yuh better lines
He’s dead guys
Caught em in Chicago last night. Dudes still zoinked
Spending the night somewhere sketchy to get lit is way to relatable
Gave me vietnam flashbacks Haha
Brand Malone 🤣🤣🤣
fr tho
One of the cardinal rules of dealing. Never get nodded on pills and pass out at a crackheads house. They will dig ur pockets out and steal ur shit out them every time.
nothing like a crackhead story before i sleep wish me luck on my g1 test tmr
Scorzi GL bro.
Good luck bro
Goodluck bro
Good luck bro
Good luck bro
"it just like activated him" had me dead oh lord😂
damnnnn havent heard an ashton story in forever, rip my boy
Bru my name is ashton
Bigboi_223 ok and
@@deployable stfu
Bigboi_223 Ok and
Bigboi_223 your one of those people where everything just has to be about you huh?
is this the guy that ran from the car with molly falling out his boxers while he was on a 5 day xanax bender?
Thats what i want to know!
Fr 😂
OG Fans stand up
Carter Lewallen nah that was some Indian guy
Was he the guy Nick and Ashton went to serve and he ran out of his house in his boxers jumped into their car and said that he has been bared out for 5 days?
You can tell goblin ain’t never been to the hood if he think it’s crazy to have a mattress on the ground 😂😂
Went through a point where my ass slept on a bunch of blankets stacked up
@@goofy9697 ☠️
I never understand poor people not having furniture. Ive been poor my whole life ive never struggled with furniture. I could furnish a whole house for free with a couple days on the craigslist free section.
@@ninjachipmunkasdf they dumb asf that’s why
@@ninjachipmunkasdf ong
“He was a nice crackhead ok”😂
Love how you got a hole-in-one on a course called "Prepare for Disappointment" XD
I loved the term "peak performance crackhead"
nice profile picture
"HE WAS A NICE CRACKHEAD"
2020-Goblin
Damn I love hearing these stories bout Ashton. Too bad y'all can't make any more new ones :( RIP bro
why did he say moving away instead of passing away
Obese Walrus because he moved away before he died
@@gtm4991 How did he die? Suicide/drug overdose?
Pavese無聊 idk the whole story but it was alcohol + pills and not a sucide
GTM ^^
I hope joe is doing good in life now. My guess is he’s homeless or dead
Bro hes spending more money on coke at work than hes making in the time it takes him to do it
Goblin when he gets tired at the crackheads house:
*Hmmm this floor is made out of floor*
Already know this gonna be a banger
And a hoot n holker
“BE READY TO RUMBLE”
The way goblin talks about Ashton you can tell how close they where
"idk what it is about yelling at him that turned him on" - goblin 2020
Goblins sexy ass voice
the amount of crackheads we have in the UK is funny. theres this one guy we call “Chongman” cus the first time we met, me and my friend we were on a bench getting high as fuck and he came up to us and asked if we were getting chonged and if he could join in.
I always saw him around my town and I never even found out if he had a house lmao. A few months after he was on a bench outside a corner shop and he was high as shit on something and wouldnt stop talking about some shitty Super Mario theory he had and then he started freestyling, I was laughing so hard.
"pog - champ... as they say."
Rest In Peace Ashton Long 🙏 Prayers to you Goblin and The Long Family 😔
"I'm 88"
88?
"In coke years."
How much is that, sir?
"22"
Aye just as I was about to spark a bowl
bro you always smoking dem bowls so its pretty likely for this to happen
iMezzo lmao do I know you? I mean it’s accurate but
Just smoked a blizz to this banger
5 bong rips strong 💪
Son Of God Productions were all stoners at the least like cmon man wym
I rmeber when Ashton died I cried for hours... I didn’t even know the man. Although your stories and tribute really helped to get to know him. Fly high Ashton 🤟🏼♥️
@@CrackheadMagician911 stfu
Super weird
Ur a weird guy bruv
Pretty weird bro
Wtf😂
I'm really high rn"
Can relate.
sa me
iGod ? It’s funny how you fucked up ur spelling on purpose to really emphasize that ur stoned in order to make ur self look sick, you my friend are a fucking idiot
blades why u hatin
blades i swear i just saw you saying something super similar to this in the comment section of another goblin vid yesterday
Y’all too nervous, smoke, stay bless
When the next Shrooms video 🔥🔥
If only Ashton knew how many people would learn to live him through goblins videos
bro sounded so geeked in this vid 😭
Maybe he wasn’t a crackhead maybe he was jus sharing wit tha homies 🤷🏽♂️
That makes you a less stingy crackhead
Rip Ashton we need to grind for the ones who aren’t with us anymore
This is by far one of my favourite stories i have watched it so many times
I had a fat bowl with kief right before getting this video notification. The stars aligned with the timing
i've been on a run watching shit ton of ur videos in the last week, and glad that you made another one😁
I’m at work listening to dis dying every time you yell to get him to talk 😂😂
Goblin is the only TH-camr I can watch over and over without getting board
"pog champ... as they say" had me rolling
The minute you see Tyrone in the thumbnail, you know it’s about to be lit 🤣🤣
YOU READY TO DO SOME BLOW! God i love stories from this time period
Josh dead broke (:
@@kynareth3605 best ep everrrr
YOU READY TO DO SOME BLOW!! 😂😂this killed me
im trippin absolute balls rn chilling and watching goblin is the shit
Yo boys does anyone else use his videos as bedtime stories ?
RIP Ashton 2-25-17(Mango Arizona)
Prolly one of my favorite videos bye you it had me straight geeked the whole time😂😂
he can’t smoke weed but he can do coke instead...that kind of a fucked up system. and his probation is the reason he got addicted to stronger shit. because he couldn’t handle the absence of weed.
Shoulda been something like " Oh and speaking of crackheads im gonna be doing a twitch stream..."
1:26 that's perfect timing with the gameplay
Rest in peace Ashton🙏🏽
When nick said he’s name is joe I just that joe exotic smoking that exotic
I’m coming back to one of my favorite stories to comment that I’m geeked and praying for a vid rn to finish off the night 😂
“Work well i did all my work.”😂
You nailed that thumbnail
2 grams in 5 hours, easy af
I’m in fucking class and just bursted out laughing hope they don’t think I’m tweaken
Dude rips the R.I.P lines then hits the hay. 💀
Bruh u got me at the yelling part 😭😭😭😭
Ashton seemed like tha coolest nigga ever
I don't think you have the facilities to calling someone crackead😂
This the year he blows up
the thumbnail got me dawg🤣🤣🤣
I’m off the dab pen & the edibles just kicked in I’m being dominated
I love this gameplay for some reason, more of these if you enjoy playing the game.
Shits funny as fuck.. “u jus needa yell”😂
I love u goblin been here since 2017 keep up the fire vids
Yo Gobby loved the mom stream keep it up
rip ashton. you’re the best.
I would have loved to meet ashton, because I can relate to him very well...
Of course only you would get into a situation like that Nick haha
The first time I watched this I was on acid n I remember dying every second of it 😂
8 more videos until daily uploads in January is over
Rip Ashton this mans a lengend
Was crackhead joe an accountant, this story sounds like a description of someone I know
I fucking laughed the entirety of this video fuck😂
He talks like hunter s thompson😂😂
This is why we love you goblin
I'm barred, 4 beers deep and baked asf. Bouta go get my ID just turned 21. Today's gonna be Lit.
When your first love you goblin
lmfao i used to get served on my lunch break at work, at a grocery store, in my uniform, normally around 4 pm, got a little confused at the beginning
He was stocking shelf’s like flash
"oh you just gotta yell at him"
Plot twist: it wasn’t his apartment, it was just a old abandoned apartment😂
Maybe Ashton met his customer base through his alleged mob boss dad.
What an absolute legend this man is.
One of the cardinal rules of dealing. Never get nodded on pills and pass out at a crackheads house. They will dig ur pockets out and steal ur shit out them every time.
i forgot how funny his story telling is lmao
Rest easy Ashton,too young my dude
Goblin 5 years down the line = Rehab lol
My homemade geeb to clean already my guy
Bruhhh, rip ashton the legend. good times man 😭
coke time is crazy 7am hit fast asf lmfao
ngl even just hearing the description of that guys crib is depressing
r.i.p ashton miss these stories with him 😔
This reminds me of a mephedrone binge where me and a friend bumped into this couple, they had just got a bottle of vodka and let us share. We went back to their place but the electric ran out before we could party much so we went next door... We sat there in this dudes house, it was like a squat, with only candles for light. My friend started making out with the girl and the guy was into it. Then the heroin came out and I suddenly thought to myself: where the fuck am I? Lol
Can we get an Itunes Podcast?
😂 one of the best stories in a while bro 😂 💯
yooo bout time, clutch as always tho