I'm glad you like it. I wrote the script before generating the images but when I saw how pathetic I looked in the generated image I thought, "Oh, that's perfect!"
ROFLMAO. Good times! Great AI job, Mark. I especially liked trying to guess which Scientologists were the models for which AI characters. Old Miscavige had a farm, E-I-E-I-OOOOO.
I’ve been bombarded with this ad on my twitter feed in the last few days. So much so, that I went to the account that was posting it, just called Scientology, and blocked them.
@XENUTV You should do a similar video mocking the fundraising tactics. I know in my few years in the sea org it made the stock brokers in the movie boiler room look like rookies. Sea org members who fundraise are relentless. Literally they don't care if you cant even eat. Electricity? Who needs that. Water? No problem, find a lake or a stream. 😆
Wise Beard Man hits it out of the park yet again 💕🙌💕 My true name is Susan and when I was a kid my dad would often call me Suzy blue, I liked it because it was cute but never thought about why? Even though I’m a never-in I like it even more after watching this 🤣🥰🤣 Thank you Mark, this is such a great video. And all the best for 2025🎉
My team of covert investigators dug deep into your background and when they told me about your dad calling you Suzy Blue, I decided to build this entire video about that reveal. I'm so thankful you watched it or all that expense would have been wasted. Happy 2025 to you as well and remember...your every movement is being watched!
They tried to portray a Sikh as a Scientologist? lol “I was a samurai warrior protecting a village from marauders.” lol if you were a samurai, you WERE the marauder.
OMG! I had pneumonia in 2020. Did I get it because I learned about Xenu? elRon was right … edit: my favorite T-shirt says "Don't Invalidate My Knowingness."
When I started looking into Scientology in 1998 I got a really nasty case of pneumonia that knocked me for a loop. But the nasty mold my landlord kept ignoring was also a potential cause. Once they cleaned that up, I surprisingly recovered. It could have been a coincidence, though. Xenu could still have been the cause.
this is SO not a genderswapped tiny davey. haaaaa. well done, mark. youre the last scientology critical channel on youtube with a sane sober mind and no infighting stupid drama left to watch! thanks.
haha the julius caesar clam part is funny as hell!
I'm glad you like it. I wrote the script before generating the images but when I saw how pathetic I looked in the generated image I thought, "Oh, that's perfect!"
Oooohmygoodness the Julius Caesar - that’s me with Queen Elizabeth 1!!! I’m dying laughing soooo hard rn
This is very creative and what most Scientologists think! Good to see you back, Mark Bunker!
Thanks, Cindy!
1:02 🤣🤣🤣 ‘1 billion years… and I still look good’ 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for making us LOL 💜💃⚖️ 👋 Happy New Year Mark!
🤣🤣🤣 ‘Suzie Blew!’
Creating a Blow Drill was fun. I remember thinking "When will I ever use that goofy vibrating font?" Then..."Ah, that vibrating font would be great!"
ROFLMAO. Good times! Great AI job, Mark. I especially liked trying to guess which Scientologists were the models for which AI characters. Old Miscavige had a farm, E-I-E-I-OOOOO.
That's AI-AI-OH!
I loved this
Thanks!
Sussy blew 😆 and I was a a Clam 🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like a good country western lyric.
Excelent, funny, real, amazing. Thank you Mark, I laughed a lot.
I'm glad you like it, Frederique!
😂 'i wish i d been Julius Cesar' 😊
All hail to Mark Bunker, I bow down to you, Sir.
Rise, Sir Storm!
And the Golden Globe [should] go to WISE BEARD MAN!
I am content merely being award the Church of Bunkology's Freedom Medal of Beardness.
Great job Mark. Lol A clam!!
Thanks, Linda!
Then it's on to clearing out your check account and any other financial accounts you may have." 2:53 👍🏼😂🤣
These videos are so on point and funny.
Thanks, Sebastian!
Thanks!
Thanks, Gary!
I’ve been bombarded with this ad on my twitter feed in the last few days. So much so, that I went to the account that was posting it, just called Scientology, and blocked them.
If Scientology is putting so much money behind this campaign, then I hope this video is a great counter-balance.
Amazing, Mark! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Thanks DTS!
Xenu-rific!! Miscavige's image smushed into many many of the talking AI heads, great job Mark.
- New "Devout Bunkologist"
Glad to have you aboard, Chuck!
This is great especially when you see one of those people in a walking around a poll track suit walk by when I’m watching it.
Cult of $cientology.. 😖🤨
Hee hee hee. But I was Julius Cesar 😁😁. If only we could get THIS to play during the Super Bowl..
Masterpiece. 👍..and very funny (because true)
And here's a truthful thanks!
We don’t talk about Xenu no no no no!
Beat me to it 😂
@@kristinazubic9669 You were so close. Try harder next time and don't forget to use the "FIRST!" comment.
That was awesome ans welcome back Mark AKA Wise Beard Man!!!
Thanks, Marty!
I love that AI can do something good, like this bangin' ad. Just Wow. Be like Suzie!
AI will destroy the world...but I'm having fun while we are all still here.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯
Superb! 😂🤣
Thanks, Mark!
This is magnificent 🎉
Now you're making me blush.
Last I heard, Susie was living her best life as a florist in Illinois.
Well, now OSA has operatives checking out every single floral shop in the state. Good busy work for them.
Brilliant!
Thanks, Johnny!
This is awesome!
You have amazing taste!
Very well done. 💜💜💜 Definitely put a smile on my face. 😎
You look good with a smile.
@ 😉💜💜💜
This is BRILLIANT work! Well done Mark. So funny!!
Thanks, your royal highness!
This is so awesome!! And so true!!! If the truth be told….this is it! Love it and it made me LOL!!! Thanks, Mark!
I am to please. Thanks.
This is brilliant! Thank you Mark.
It was my pleasure.
Awesome. 👍🏻
"Ain't it the truth...ain't it the truth?"
@XENUTV You should do a similar video mocking the fundraising tactics. I know in my few years in the sea org it made the stock brokers in the movie boiler room look like rookies. Sea org members who fundraise are relentless. Literally they don't care if you cant even eat. Electricity? Who needs that. Water? No problem, find a lake or a stream. 😆
👏👏👏😂😂😂Thanks Mark! Epic!
To the one personal who said it is too long: No, it is epic length, thank you.
Dear Mark. Thank you for this wonderful clip. Love it. 🎉
🌹Your Crime Sir … is being brilliant! This was delightful 🤭
Marcia, I want the New York Times to make you their top critic. You have exquisite taste!
Awesome! 😂
No...YOU'RE awesome!
OMG! The clam!
Excellent Mark!
I am the "Excellent Mark!"
Lol . This is excellent Mr Bunker 🤣
Thanks, Ruby!
That was awesome.
Thanks, VE
Perfect!
No...you're perfect!
😂😂😂😂 Fantastic work Mark!! 💫👽🌋
Thanks. And for those considering joining Bunkology, remember it is completely compatible with Satire-ology. Give us your money, please.
@@XENUTV ❤💫
Brilliant Mark ❤
Well done.
Medium rare for me, waiter.
Priceless, Mark! 🎉
Great job 👏 😂
Thanks, Ingrid!
This is great
awesome
Thanks Mark!
You are welcome!
That was amazing😂😂❤
And you should see me dance! I am a regular Gene Kelly.
I really like this
Then I really like you!
Hahahaha…with every generation of AI, the results are more impressive and convincing. Good job Wise Bearded Man. 👋😊🇨🇦
My only critique is DM actually looks hot w this gray hair and beard 😂
Wise Beard Man hits it out of the park yet again 💕🙌💕
My true name is Susan and when I was a kid my dad would often call me Suzy blue, I liked it because it was cute but never thought about why?
Even though I’m a never-in I like it even more after watching this 🤣🥰🤣
Thank you Mark, this is such a great video.
And all the best for 2025🎉
My team of covert investigators dug deep into your background and when they told me about your dad calling you Suzy Blue, I decided to build this entire video about that reveal. I'm so thankful you watched it or all that expense would have been wasted. Happy 2025 to you as well and remember...your every movement is being watched!
@ 💕🤣💕
This is terrific! I was just waiting for them each to say that they were Jesus in a past life.
That was HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂😂😂
EXCELLENT 😂
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Lmao!!! Love it! ❤❤❤
#NMKIS
#KCNC
They tried to portray a Sikh as a Scientologist? lol
“I was a samurai warrior protecting a village from marauders.” lol if you were a samurai, you WERE the marauder.
😂😂😂😂
LOL! Well done!
The Alien Presence is a real Thing. I don’t know about Xenu
Clever Mike. 😊😊😊😊
🤣👏🏻
Great I watch it 3 times 😂
😂😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What’s on Old Dave’s shirt?
It's an AI attempt to mimic a Veteran's group logo similar to one in Scientology's original ad.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG! I had pneumonia in 2020.
Did I get it because I learned about Xenu?
elRon was right …
edit: my favorite T-shirt says "Don't Invalidate My Knowingness."
When I started looking into Scientology in 1998 I got a really nasty case of pneumonia that knocked me for a loop. But the nasty mold my landlord kept ignoring was also a potential cause. Once they cleaned that up, I surprisingly recovered. It could have been a coincidence, though. Xenu could still have been the cause.
@@XENUTV The idea that elRon was EVER right about anything is inconceivable!
3:08 3:21 3:35 😂😂😂
LOL...probably 3 minutess to long
Play it again and stop 2 minutes in and you'll love it!
When you get to "We can't talk about Xenu..." STOP! That is also the moment when all Scientologists in good standing should stop as well.
this is SO not a genderswapped tiny davey. haaaaa.
well done, mark. youre the last scientology critical channel on youtube with a sane sober mind and no infighting stupid drama left to watch! thanks.
It is sad that flame wars are all the rage. I tired of that 25 years ago.
This is amazing!