THE WORST ALBUM OF 2016 (Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core) [NOT GOOD]
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This has to be the worst album of 2016. I mean, it just has to be, right?
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COREY FELDMAN - ANGELIC 2 THE CORE / 2016 / CIFI RECORDS / UH, POP MUSIC?
Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?
“An album that will MAYBE go down as the worst album of the decade...”
It did
Ez for Corey
Nah mate, The Wall (by Doog Walker) edged it out at the last minute
Spartacus the Magnificent
Eh, I’ll give NC's the Wall this: it didn’t seem to want to be a moneymaker so much as it wanted to be Doug proving himself as a singer. Which, as we know, was unfortunately not the case
Spartacus the Magnificent
Wasn't that a reference to how Taylor would always cover the Spongebob theme at concerts for his son? No offence but what are you on about?
Spartacus the Magnificent
Yeah, I got that. And I have my reasoning on how it doesn’t mean that NC's the Wall is but a cash grab. You’re one of those people who’s deadly serious about this album and can never joke about it, huh?
The album cover looks like the start screen of a shitty flash game
*Zelda's Adventure.*
I thought they were surreal hell creatures with big eyes, at least we get why it's an experimental album.
Jacob Bruen or a gay porno
Some late 90s early 2000s southern rap album covers
😂😂😂😂😂
This album is actually good if you listen to it as a case study of a man losing it
the same applies for this review
Should of renamed the album diary's of a heroin addict.
@@MrLordpistoia idk dude grunge made heroin seem like a great inspiration
It sounds even better🔥 when you hear it backwards 🔙 🎧 ...with a bottle of beer....or two...🍻🍻
😂😂😂😂😂😨😨😨😨😨
You can see the last movies hes made and other appearances for that
You know how dads mispronounce Pokémon as pokiemans? This is like if your dad mispronounced the entire concept of modern music.
that is such a good analogy holy shit
Pretty much
My mom pronounce’s Pokémon pokieman ever time I heard about twitch streamer Pokiemane
I think about my mom’s intentional mispronunciation of Pokémon.
I have never heard anyone mispronounce it and no one I have ever met has either - your parents are clearly brain damaged - probably because you abuse them. You should really feel good about this, they probably deserve it. Actually, why are you wasting time reading this? Grab a tire iron and get to work, champ!
LMAO
Snoop recorded those lyrics on his phone and sent that shit in via carrier pigeon.
DannyWilliamH he also lost the little street cred he had by making this song with the felddog.
And gained it back by appearing on De La Soul's latest album!! Don't believe me. Go listen to "Pain"!!
This comment is two years old, but you deserve to be reminded that your comment on this video is an actual 10/10.
@Michael Anthony Snoop has NEVER had street cred? 😭
Michael Anthony what world do you live in?
This album is what old people hear when they hear new music.
I.. Well... I mean... That's just... Perfect. It's absolutely perfect.
8bitdiedie kill
+Hunter Harris
You should win the Nobel Prize for that theory. That was spot-on.
This is what stage four cancer patients hear in their darkest hour.
Hunter Harris
Sounds like a 40 years old dude trying to do "hip" music
This album sounds pretty good if you don't listen to it
This album schlapps on mute🔥🔥🔥
The bass at 78:46 on track 09 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
fr tho this album is good if you listen to it while staring mindlessly to the wall
Hahaha - genius 😂
If i don't turn it on, it's my album of the year
Just realized the Core part of the album title is a play on words for Corey’s first name. This album just does not stop delivering
LMAO STOPPP
Too perfect lol
And the "2" in the album title refers to how this album is split into two CDs!
@@ShOscar Mind Blown!
Deep
The beats all sound like he hit the demo button on a Casio keyboard
thanks for making me spit soda all over my computer lol
hahahahahahaha
Not everyone can be Wesley Willis
might've been a better album if it really was demos on a Casio
epic comment
Lickety Splickety's _A Series of Unfortunate Tracks_
Shukterhouse Jive this is gold
Sir you are indeed a genius
Shukterhouse Jive this needs to be a thing on this channel
This is the single greatest comment ever written, I have been defeated
+Shukterhouse Jive *THOU ART A FUCKING LEGEND, MINE GOOD SIR*
*TEN INTERNETS TO THEE*
Fantano laughing hysterically at these songs seems so much more insulting than anything he could have possibly said about them lol
No that is the fact that he didnt even place the album cover right!
There's a reason why he is banned for life from all corey shows and appearances
Murcia doxial wait is he actually?💀
@@okaytommy5726 Yeah.
@@murciadoxial8056 😂😂😂
I got Corey Feldman and Corey Taylor confused so for a second I was listening to this thinking “damn the guy from slipknot really fell off”
😂
Taylor was on that terrible Nostalgia Critic Pink Floyd video, which is arguably just as bad.
@@ArchibaldClumpythat thing is just awful, in the worst way possible, without any redeemable factors; this album is bad too, don't get me wrong, but it's so freaking funny amd entertaining it might just flip around the 0/10 to 11/10
It's like the horseshoe theory of music
Classic.
🤣🤣🤣
The year is 2056. Music has evolved to the point where all genres have melded together and everything has stagnated out. Music creators haven't created anything of value, or anything incredibly original, in years. The world is beginning to notice, and is looking for a solution. Anthony, who has long retired his channel and theneedledrop brand, goes through his old vinyl collection trying to reminisce of the now-named "Golden Age" of music. He tries to pull out his copy of The Money Store, but in his old age he trips and bumps his shelf. Suddenly, Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core falls into his hands. He remembers this review, and begins to play it. Completely opposite to this review, our Melon's eyes begin to light up as the music hits his ears. Everything has changed. The underlying genius of this album is just the thing that the world needs in this dire time. Anthony calls one of his old friend, Kanye West, and tells him he knows how to save the music industry. Kanye, who retired after the universal praise following eventual Yhandi's drop in 2032, uses his old connections to get Melon the attention he needs. Melon meets with the heads of the Sony, Universal, and Warner music labels. He gently puts his vinyl player on the table, and begins playing Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core. They are absolutely blown away. Corey Feldman is flown out to oversee the making of every new music project, and things are beginning to look up. His album flies up the charts, and overall reception of music is the best its been in years. Music is now in a renaissance rivaling none other. Corey Feldman and Melon are known throughout the world as the people that saved music. Eventually the two meet in person to converse about how the landscape of music has now been revived. Anthony is nervous 2 The Core, standing in the shadow of a revered legend. He does nothing but praise him and his brilliance. Corey offers no response, and merely squints his eyes at Melon. Anthony turns to leave out of embarrassment, but just as he has his back towards Corey, he feels a sharp stab. Blood drips down the yellow flannel as Melon turns his head to see Corey with a shining knife pulled out of his back. With a tear in his eye, Backthony Stabtano can only make out one word, "Why?" Corey mutters- "I remember." Anthony falls to the floor, and Corey begins to use his newfound power in the music industry to tarnish the legacy of theneedledrop.
Thank you
I've read entire novels that were less captivating than this comment
To much time on your hands
how about some indented paragraphs u phegete
Fan fiction in a TH-cam comment section?
It's like generic 2010s edm mixed with bad 90s pop while a tone deaf man sings country songs over it
For real though this is more extremely cheesy than unlistenable to me
Rayshonda Hedgeh its unlistenable. im having a hard time watching this review
Rayshonda Hedgeh that's why it's unlistenable
and don't forget the ear raping diner jazz
This is probably the most accurate description of this album I've seen so far, good job, seriously
in 5 years I'm subscribed to this channel, this is the first time I've seen Anthony actually listen to music.
Gotta watch the bandcamp videos then!
Hari he used to do it in 2009/2010 but stopped because of copyright
He occasionally does it on the new(ish) It Came From Bandcamp segment.
yonkers review lol
thedudeperson the melon is a sellout
I was watching Stand By Me with a friend, and when Corey Feldman was on screen I mentioned how he's a famous musician now. He went home and listened to this and told me he didn't want to be friends anymore.
Wait fr? 😭😭😭😭
I made friends over this album. I was listening to crappy music and played him "We Wanted Change" and "The Real Chip Douglas (Demo)" and he died laughing.
Are you two still friends or did that happen for real?
He realized he wasn't worthy of being your friend
Worth it!
Upcoming album review is Corey Feldman and Kid Cudi collab: Speedin Bullet 2 The Core
Not funny
speedin bullet to eternal hell*
God no 😂
Michael Jimenez I got you cuh I think its next to this lil yachty album...
It's named after the gunshot wound you'll wish you had taken instead of listening to the album.
It's been 2 years and I still can't stop watching this. This is Anthony's opus.
Revisiting this is the best
Spicytoast This and Speedin’ Bullet 2 Heaven, definitely.
This and his reaction to Tom MacDonald
Agreed. I can't count how many times I've watched/listened this.
Also Miley Cyrus and her Dead Petz
I finally realized that the angels are actually trying to place Corey back into hell in the artwork.
I choked on my water lol
😭
Bro xD
If only they succeeded
not surprised
I always come back to this. It’s just tony fantony making flabbergasted faces for an hour set to the worst fucking music imaginable lmao, love it
This album is what I would make if I had access to logic pro in 4th grade
He came up with this album in 4th grade and had to wait until autotune became a thing to get anyone to help him make it.
😂😂😂
even i'd make something better than this bruh
@@davidscrumbly6258i think anybody would 😂😂😂😂
Every song on this album needs at least three instruments removed from it.
Excuse me, it's called "layering".
Less is more?
Every song needs to be removed from the album.
It's Corey Feldman's version of "the wall of sound"
Every copy of this album should be erased from existence.
When snoop said “all she wanna do is twerk twerk, all I wanna do is party” over like five beats at once. That touched my soul 😩😢
underrated
LMFAO IM DYING
ლ(◕ω◕ლ)
Lmaooo
@@kreuz7sieben my ears are powerfull
The sketches are actually so much crazier than you think. They intro with the Batman transition sound, are framed as being Charlie's angels briefings, play The Shaft theme, and use Mission Impossible dialogue ("your mission, should you choose"). Fucking insane
That’s what having Alzheimer’s must feel like
@@matthias6933 or being in Everything Everywhere, All At Once
He’s literally talking to the voices in his head like it’s scary
it's like a big bowl of TV Land soup
I'm back for my monthly viewing of this review
Zeppelin me too!! Hahahaha
it's usually about two months for me, but the look of disgust on anthony's face is just so damn beautiful
This is probably my 10th or 11th viewing of this video. It’s so fucking magical.
Nicsho I'm already here
Best near hour of my evening every time
Homie: this mixtape is gonna get us out the hood!
The mixtape in question:
*WHEEEEEZE*
Homie: this mixtape is gonna get us out the hood!
The mixtape in question: now I’m with Spongebob
HAHAHAHA
@@natthechristian6271 Racing down the autobarn
They making it back into the hood
im imagining corey feldman silently watching all 50 minutes of this video
fruitypeebils crying while watching it
Omg i was totally thinking that! I betcha anything he's watched this, if there's any nice comments about Corey's music... you know it's him😣😥
i can imagine him having a mental breakdown and beating his angels in his basement but no one can hear their screams for help because he’s gagged them and they lack the energy to because he only feeds them bread every morning so they can pleasure him by force every single day as he screams at them and experiments with them, which eventually makes a few obsolete that he puts in “the container” making him recruit and then chaining new girls through his “Corey’s Angels” program, showing them “the container” so they know where they go if they ever disobey his commands or fail him.
or yeah, maybe he just cries silently.
SteadyRhythms or he puts them in a silence of the lambs style dried up well
Corey feldman banned perma anthony from going to his show lmao
Dude thinks he's in the 80s, 90s and around 2009 at the same time
apparently he started working on this album in 2006.. so I mean, yeah
This album's wikipedia page literally only three sentences
"Angelic 2 the Core is the fifth studio album by American actor and singer Corey Feldman, released on June 22, 2016.[1] Feldman asked fans to help raise $105,000 to fund the album through Indiegogo,[2] but fell short and only raised $14,982.[3] The album was universally panned and is regarded as one of the worst albums of all time."
I didn’t believe you at first, but I looked it up myself.
Jesus Christ.
What more really needs to be said lol
If you ask me that's still too nice
He’s made five albums? Omg.
HEYitzED exactly
It’s like daft punk and skrillex tried to reverse engineer trout mask replica
Bro this is it... This is it 😂😂😂
Lmaooo
Yes that’s EXACTLY it
I can't believe Trout Mask Replica is more enjoyable than this album.
That's the most accurate thing I've ever read in my life, Jesus Christ.
This album sounds like it took every sound that’s been popular in the last 30 years threw them in a blender and then recorded it during an earthquake.
This is the most accurate description of this album tbh
Phijkchu Euphoric Pizza And Bass Boosted it
its like turning on the shittiest pop music station in hell
Andrew Mollinet Sumner That + schizophrenia and/or maybe bad mushrooms? Idk, but it’s definitely 40 years of every popular style of music & madness of some sort...
PS: idk if that’s your kid or lil sis or what in ur pfp, but that is cute af, dude. ✌🏼
And like it was produced by satan
0% guns
100% drugs
50% sex
100% autotune
0% talent
100% concentrated power of pills
100% pure uncut rock
@@R-H-B lmao
So,,, 250% drugs ,sex,and auto tune?
15% concentrated power of will
This sounds like a parody album you'd hear in a sitcom, not something that actually exists
Like something South Park would genuinely make to parody Limp Biskitz or some shit. The joke writes itself lmao.
It feels like the music version of Freddy got fingered, like where you listen to it and feel like this can't have been made seriously
Zackhat Well that analogy shouldn’t work because Freddy Got Fingered was an intentional troll and was actually funny
Seems like something from 30Rock
"Ascension Millennium" was actually used in a joke on Glee
You need a certain level of intelligence to appreciate Corey Feldmans music
Mean Lean those j cole memes tho
tfw too intelligent to not get corey feldman
Retardation is technically a level of intelligence.
Trying to figure out what the plan was and what's actually going on is actually making my brain hurt.
yes...no more than a 2 digit IQ xD
I mean this album is so fucking terrible that Fantano decided that getting copyright strikes was worth being able to show us how truly terrible it is live.
I don’t think he got any strikes tho
I think Corey subscribes to the school of thought that there is no such thing as bad press.
@@TheJollyMisanthrope Corey believes there is no such thing as enough bad press.
i know people who have bought this damn album just 'cause these bad reviews...
It's like The Room in music form.
@@miserirken perfect description! It's one of the few pieces of music that becomes "so bad it's good", I laugh throughout the listen
Corey Feldman invented 50 new genres over the course of that album
It's like he's just heard a Mr Bungle album and is trying to go for something similar with very little effort and no talent.
50 new genres and all awful 🤮
@@charlescottle7106you right and corey dosen't even know how to become a singer and he become a loser
Snoop Dogg is the Nicholas Cage of Hip-Hop
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read
For real, he's just always kinda there
@@FlameOnTheBeat Yeah, there's that dimension to it. I meant more like Snoop will do absolutely ANYthing. I mean, Nic got screwed by his accountant, I dunno what Snoop's excuse is.
O m f g.......how have I not noticed this...?!
More like Robert de Niro
This aint a review, this is a movie
In which case it is a well-done improv. art-film
Worst Soundtrack in the history of cinematography though.
a documentary on the worst album in years
This aint a review, its a BOMB
A bomb!
Is there anyone who enjoyed this album? Like, what did his family and friends tell him? What was his manager's feedback?
This album just raises way too many questions it stresses me out
Horus i have not heard a single song from this album yet, should i or should i not hear it?
Decek C Yes you should listen to it. Cory Album is a complete game changer and will make you question everything about life it self!
This album may be an experiment by the record labels to see just how many tasteless idiots will spend money on garbage music.
The really crazy thing is this: he lives in LA, which naturally attracts so many aspiring producers. So how the fuck did he end up with something this bad. Whoever made the beats simply doesn't know how to produce music. That's a fact.
There will be someone who enjoys this, or at least someone who claims that they do. There are so many different people on this planet that I would be shocked if there wasn't at least one person who claims to legitimately love this, even if it's just to seem like they're different
This album legit might be a 10 for me. It is so unbelievably horrible that I am in love with it. Every time I listen to this album I enjoy it thoroughly because of just how funny it is.
Edit June 15, 2024. I found out recently that this album was taken off streaming services, and I haven’t been right since. I need some prayers yall, I dont know if I can live without We Wanted Change…
Edit 2: WERE SO BACK LETS GOOOOOO FELD-DOGGGGGG!!!!!
I ironically love We Wanted Change to the point that I unironically love it and catch myself singing it around the house
@@jacobdrenick thats me with lovin lies, its unironically one of my favorite songs ever because it makes me laugh my ass of every time i hear it
Like many comments pointed out, litteraly The Room of music. The beauty about this gorgeous disaster of an album is that you can feel the Corey's efforts though every single God awfull song on this album and he thinks that he's actually making good music.
I don't think anyone can replicate this amount of delusion you need to make this vomit inducing Masterpiece. Truly one of the albums of all times
So is the amazing sonic power of the Feld-Dog.
@@eatbliss8895 only feld-dog could master the art of terrible music
How does this album sound both overproduced and underproduced at the same time?
Cause its trying to be 100 but it's 0
Probably similar to how a $100 million movie can look like deep fried ass. Poor money management.
Too much going on, yet none of it is placed correctly or under any control
@@mehmed6529 yeah. This album is extremely ambitious, in the worst way possible
Lots of instruments, and most of them are too loud. That's how.
I hope Death Grips make an album that samples this album right here and then calls it "The Money Store 2"
They would make it good
Money 2 The Store
*rimshot*
Popcorn Sutton 2 Money 2 Store
Sean K fantano would give it an 11
This album sounds like 808s And Heartbreak if Kanye West was an old white guy
nah speeding bullet from kid kidi from a senior skrillex.
Maybe Thriller if it was recorded while/after Michael Jackson died.
I would object to that joke, but the album so repetitive and awful I'll join you, The only thing this needs is to be featured in the next crappy Sonic game and complete a common autistic dream. Might as well since they have roughly the same creativity and cohesion in the final product. So awful even die hard fans find some of them irredeemable.
LOL
gavinhayes12312 you're telling me Kanye ISNT an autistic white guy?
It’s obvious that some poor recording engineer or producer worked miracles to even get this thing to sound the way it did. Respect to them.
Pretty sure the producer helped produce Quadeca’s I Didnt Mean To Haunt You
Producers are just as accountable as much as the artist.
This is the worst abuse of the word "miracle" I've ever seen
Yeah I’m not sure about that.
@@Donyourmomnot always. Really depends on the artist and genre.
This album sounds like when in a Disney movie, the protagonist's unique rock band get acquired by the countries biggest label and they think they're going to be the next big thing but turns out they turn their song into some electronic pop song to get mainstream and the band learns to be themselves and never ever do what that label says. However, in those movies the song is purposely made to sounds shit.
Fart Tony you’re right
Poor Drake Bell.
The PO From Hell Instantly thought of that song lmfao
I get a lot of nods and props when i bump this driving through the hood
Sick Boy Valdez they nodding because they are going to rob you
Huey Hulk rob you of those sick tunes
They're saying "White people finally lost it. Its all up to us now."
Sick Boy Valdez 😀😁😂😂😂 Stop playing!
nods of agreeing to jump you in a few days from now.
Angelic 2 the Core.
The *CORE.*
COREy Feldman made an album called ANGELIC 2 THE *CORE.*
I JUST GOT IT. FUCK.
OH FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
oh my fucking god no
FishTitan64 I think I just died lol
oh dear God! do you mean "core" as in short for Corey?
SpookyNero 0_o I'll somehow pretend I didn't just read that lol
this album sounds like sitting in traffic in a hot car, with someone who keeps changing the radio station, at 3pm on a Monday afternoon.
with a hangover
lol so true!!
😭😭😭
This comment is almost as retarded as this album.
Guys, hear me out. Kid Cudi went from a 0 to a 10. Next Feldman album, guaranteed success with the melon!
Elias Mata see you in 10 years lol
What has Corey Feldman done since the Goonies that either hasn't been a train wreck, a dumpster fire or absolute shit? This album took a decade to make and it's *still* a joke!
Corey will go from worst album of 2016 to best album of 2016
Corey will go from NOT GOOD to NOT BAD
Incoming classic
i love how fantano tries to mock his voice bu winds up singing insanely better than feldman
i like how the first track sounds like a death grips song and fantano hates it.
ooDirtyMickoo well for one, how the hell? it sounds nothing like death grips. also he said it was one of the better tracks on the album.
ooDirtyMickoo how the FUCK does it sound like dg
I think "insanely" is a bit of a stretch though.
ooDirtyMickoo nice meme, my friend.
Except for the entire album, I think the album was pretty good
The album cover's horrible as well
@@chagrin6919 it's like a parody of 90s Memphis album cover
I hope that was sarcasm
@@dougxvale No I was serious
Yeah the album was kind of like in rainbows, except completely different
This is the room of albums. It’s so bad that it’s genius. Truly hilarious. It makes you wonder what the psyche of someone who would make this music is like. Corey is either the least self aware person ever to live or he’s a genius comedian. Those are the only two possibilities.
it's the first option. he's a childhood SA victim and stopped developing mentally at that time in his life, so he's just living in a perpetual delusion
Cocaine deserves a writing credit on this album
Feldman- This is going to be probably one of the greatest albums since Off the Wall, influencing music for generations to come.
Cocaine- Corey’s really starting to worry me.
dont insult cocaine, many great songs had her feature, i think we have some next level shit envolved on this, probably ketamine
This is is closer to elephant tranquilizer
You're all on the right track. The only thing that really explains how this trainwreck happened is ... the makers of it were on some serious drugs.
@@marcelosaletti1183 Don't insult ketamine like that. This is like taking 40 tabs of benadryl and licking a mysterious E pill off the club floor
Friendly reminder that in the eyes of Ben Shapiro this constitutes as music but TPAB doesn't.
Wtf
@@thetrickisirarelyrespond5945 indeed
😂😂😂
Lol.
Ben Shapiro listens to the audiobook version of the thesaurus on repeat
lmao this album broke Anthony. Call repair man pls
sam hutchinson He's been broken since Speeding Bullet 2 Heaven
anthony machine broke
Omar 'Gay Demonstration Infidel Elimination' Mateen Understandable. Have a great day.
i think this video contains every facial expression anthony fantano is capable of making. I've seen every single one of his teeth now
It's time for my bi-annual viewing
Bi-annual? You need to step your game up. I watch this, SB2H, Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz, and XXX's 27 once a month.
バンジョベンジ try once a week, punk
gracie. Try once a day, punk
Subatomic Duck ¡Quark! You really have nothing better to do? Okay boomer
gracie. Ok Boomer
“How is this legal?”
My all-time favorite line from a music review.
I was watching the video while I read this and was so curious when he was gonna say "how is this legal?" and then it was LITERALLY the next line. You're scaring me.
@Mike Golczynski shouldn't someone be in prison?
-anglethany coretanio
“Shouldn’t someone go to jail?”
Imagine an album so bad it didn't deserve the RED flannel
it got the camo flannel
"Agh! I'm naked" - Melon
This album got melon tweakin
Yellow Flannel: Good
Red Flannel: Bad
Sports Bra: Corey Feldman
Didn’t even deserve a real shirt
The craziest thing about the album, after having actually listened to it, is the fact that Anthony didn’t even choose the worst bits of the album
This album has so much more in store if you dare to give it a listen
Why did you expose yourself to such torture. Are you okay friend?
I think I genuinely love the song Ascension Millennium.
It's not corniness, it's Coreyness.
@@juju-vl7oj I actually do as well. It is catchy af.
Set me FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!¡!!!!
@@juju-vl7oj "Coreyness" lol
every song sounds like 5 different songs played on top of each other. it's so bad. the lack of any melody or cohesive structure is shocking. it sounds like something that was made by a schizophrenic on a pc in the 90s.
You mean this album was produced by Wesley Willis?
Wesley Willis songs at least had a structure to them
i just saw a corey interview and he built a studio in his house and produced it himself. and it shows, the production is horrendous. it also took him 10 years, which is really sad. but he was really trying guys...
Wesley Willis was probably acting as a comedian, too. Corey Feldman is being 100% serious
I met him and his manager while walking by the Lucky Dog in Worcester years back...he headbutted me gently
Rumours suggest that the US Department of Defense is developing a weaponised version this album for use on the Syrian front
Considering the US government actually started experimenting with Justin Bieber as a method of torture, I wouldn't be surprised.
Install a Friend that's cruel and unusual punishment
Folks at Guantanamo will be getting a new toy to 'play' with.
War is hell.
Install a Friend That is too inhuman, even for the psychopaths that inhabit the Department of Defense.
this is track twelve
this is track twelve
*_there's 22 tracks_*
Alexander Tso i wanna like your comment but it has 666 likes so i’m gonna leave it
@@jhoust22 im about to ruin your whole career
Kat SpicErt yeah it’s already at 707 so i can like it lol
This album is actually incredible, a non stop barrage of the worst sonic choices made in rapid succession
🤣
I agree, this album really is the equivalent of the Sonic Chronicles OST
This makes me as an amateur music maker really scared that my music may unknowingly sound like absolute shit like this
Had similar thoughts like my vocals suck ass and even though Corey sucks more than me it's still worrying lmao. Don't worry about it there's no way your music is this generic/painful as this, like LETSBEHONEST here.
I think every musician feels this way when they hear music this bad... No matter where the musician is in their careers... This shit is just depression incarnate.
+Keegan Shulista Well put 😂
Sam Etzweiler odds are, if it isn't this. It's better than something
I think if you have enough self awareness to be worried your stuff could sound bad you're already better off than this album.
First track sounds like if Daft Punk had dementia.
HAHA that's too fucking accurate oh man
*aids ...it sounds like daft punk with aids
That would sound better
😂😂😂
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I loved this video so much I've already seen it three times
Jason Chicas for those of you watching after 10:50 on 9/30, this is funny because it would have been impossible for him to do so
Hilarious.
Not impossible, he could have it running in three tabs at once
Video,Uploaded An Hour Ago And The Video Is 50 Minutes,3 Times Means 50x3=150 Minutes!
2 Hours And 30 Minutes,You Liar!
+DJ MAXTRIM woah man what a twist
I’ve been feeling sick all day and wanted to be cheered up. I now feel more sick. I even had to call in sick to work. I’m not joking. The combination of this album and feeling slightly unwell has produced a new level of illness
😂😂😂😢
You might have got Coreyvid-22. (like 3X worse than Covid-19, because you can't die from it like you want to, and, like this album, it seems to last forever). Does Corey have a song about Covid-19 or vaxxing? It just would seem to fit, except maybe it is too relevant. Hopefully the box set has a Feldman's underwear scratch and sniff straight from Wuhan, inside.
The most accurate way to describe the album is "Unironic shitpost"
Robert Aiello my birth was a shitpost
Legit sounded like a completely and ambitiously dead serious mlg montage
I sincerely hope corey fieldman makes more terrible albums so we can watch Anthony destroy them.
Sean Nadeau Your name has striking similarities to mine.
Sean Mathieu yeah, french and forgettable
***** Damn, that diss was a double edged sword, idk how to feel about it
Jeremy Riley yeah me to
I think Anthony was more damaged than the album.
So since this vid has over 1,000,000 views does this mean Angelic 2 the Core went platinum? 😎
Tyler Rehkopf exactly
no
nice joke for once.
Omg... ur right
yes
Video Game Drummer Productions
2 years ago (edited)
0:00 Introduction
6:39 Ascension Millenium
8:10 Lovin Lies
10:40 Angelic 2 the Core
11:42 Lickity Splickity
13:13 4Bidden Attraction
13:50 Crossed the Line
15:06 Bad People
16:36 Duh!
17:33 Everybody
18:48 Go 4 It!
21:09 Test 1
21:56 Seamless
24:47 Wanna Break Free
26:10 Negativity
28:10 Ya Got Me
28:56 Baby Blue Eyes
30:49 4 My Love
32:50 We Wanted Change
36:17 Take a Stand
38:52 Remember 222
40:37 Mercy
44:03 Working Class Hero
47:03 Final Thoughts
bro didnt even try 💀💀💀
Thanks king👑
Corey Feldman sounds like Michael Jackson sounds like now.
This album is what resulted from God meeting Tenacious D at a crossroads in Australia and challenging them to sing "the worstest songs in the world". God was then unhappy because Cage and JB were unintentionally too good, so he replaced them with the Corey Feldman Collective and dialled the "awful" up to 11.
why does every track on this album sound like a parody track from South Park?
I guess Matt n Trey were too infatuated with Donald Trump to touch this.
I was just thinking that!! 😂😂
Ben Nielsen that's an insult to South Park. I actually own Chef Aid and some other album. They're actually decently written songs.
Chef Aid is super underrated. Not only are the songs really great, but it's amazing how many big names they actually got to be on it.
Carolyn S truth. But even the Movie Soundtrack and song in the show are great. In general, they've always had a great sense of writing and humour.
holy crap this is 50 minutes
22 songs. 90 minutes. Corey Feldman.
forever.
the pain is endless
50 minutes of suffering
AcidToast1128 1179 lickety splickety
whoa you disin corey feldman
now you crossed the line
you crossed the line
you crossed the line
you crossed the line
you crossed the line
you crossed the liiiine
this album feels like being uncomfortable under a heavy blanket in summer
I got a six pack laughing at this video.
FatFrog, IKR! Anthony's facial expressions & impressions made me CHOKE LAUGH & CRY LAUGH!
This album took 10 years to make... just let that sink in.
it's the "Boyhood" of the music industry
@@emilysipswater6104 Boyhood twelve years to make did you know it took twelve year to make nobody's ever done that before
That is how a Corey Feldman do.
Now stop thinking about it.
Why are you still thinking about it?
@@MosoKaiser True facts about a Corey Feldman.
Brendon Halverson I refuse to believe that for the sake of my sanity
THIS ALBUM TOOK 10 YEARS TO MAKE.
Lickety Splickety!
rabid rabbitshuggers WHAT
TMmodify
Metallica's black album took less than a year to record and produce. The band was at war with the producer. They were bitching at each other. And they still released one of the objectively greatest albums of all time. I don't even listen to metal and I love that album.
Less than one year.
THIS TOOK 10 YEARS.
rabid rabbitshuggers dunno if you play some games,but it's basically the Duke Nukem Forever of the music industry
*****
But it's better than THIS. You have to concede that.
41:21 Anthony's slow realization about Corey Feldman singing about his niece is so funny
☠️☠️☠️
He’s a concerned uncle
BOUT MY NIECE 😭🗣🗣
Just as a quick aside, has anyone seen the fucking website for this shit?
It looks like it was made circa 2003, with jpeg artifacts everywhere and super low-quality images of Corey and his angels plastered all over the place.
It's just chock full of depressing accolades that the album has "achieved" such as the track 'Remember 222' reaching number 23 on the Cashbox Radio Network, 'Everybody' hitting number 13 on "Digital Radio" and 'Take A Stand' being featured in some independent comedy called Zero Dark Dirty, which is tragic since I'm pretty sure the song was intended to be 100% serious.
There's also tons of videos of him performing here and there, some of which appears to be in local bars, but he seems deluded enough to think that this is just the build-up to arena tours, judging by the imagery plastering this site.
It's all unbelievably cringeworthy, but overall I just feel sad looking at all of this.
SQUIZZLER24 hey! He worked on the album fir 20 years. And he made the website himself. Possible 20 ago too. Lol he just sucks.
The little section about Autograph's made me choke
SQUIZZLER24 He's charging $100 for an autographed version of the album 😂
Bo Dewsnap angelic2thecore.com, in case you haven't found it by now
SQUIZZLER24 I saw on the website that Corey is trying to get money for an organization based on raising awareness for autism. But, if I were that company I'd give all the money back.
First song in and I'm actually crying from laughing so much at the composition. This can't be real.
goatmonty Same, I'm dying.
goatmonty how bad is it?
goatmonty
My stomach hurts and I'm only 2 mins in. It's just so bad lmao
Decek C i can't begin to describe it...
goatmonty ascension (hoo!) millennium (ARGH)
those background noises say all you probably need
Top 3 amazing things about this album.
1) "Thinkin bout my niece".
2) Corey Feldman mimicking MJ.
3) This album is 90+ minutes long.
Dude, "We Wanted Change" is easily the fuckin banger of the album. You cannot sleep on the jazz
バンジョベンジ agreed.. total banger
@@baronvonbeandip WEeEEEEeEEeE
BOUT MY NIECE!
also it took him 10 years to make
Petition to make Corey-core a thing. It’s all about bad photoshopping, camp, bad music and movies, cheap/free sound effects and loops (think pixabay and looperman), papyrus font and other cheap editing fonts, filters and effects. It’s mildly Y2K too, cause of the 2000’s-2010’s pop vibe a lot of his stuff and his vibe has.
Can we add CMFT since its by Cory Taylor?
yabujin kinda had that goin on until he got doxxed :(
@@sp4cegrl27he just came back earlier this year so he still had that going on! atleast before he quits again 😭
it's kinda crazy to look back on how a lot of people including me thought he actually finally quitted when he was still uploading music quietly under swineantartica
I've rewatched this 50 minute video like 3(EDIT: like 6 or 7) times now. Listened to the album in full once.
Fuck. Anthony needs to do more of these videos. Either on this channel or the mEmE rEvIeW. Hearing him listen to [NOT GOOD] music is golden.
Edit: I listened to the album again. The best song has to be Go For It, considering it actually has a fairly catchy hook & the Snoop Dogg clickbait feature. However, as soon as the chorus ends and the dubstep is brought in. It just fucking sucks. I wish someone would remix this to at least make it sound reasonably good. Like, forget the verses & dubstep, just make an EDM song around the chorus. Then it might be something.
EDIT: I'm sorry guys. While I'd love Anthony to make more long commentaries, I don't think he's going to find music as bad as this to listen to, without necessary editing. This video was not boring at all because even if you've seen it, you know how bad it is, and you just love seeing Anthony's reaction & subsequent thoughts. Unless there's artists out there that attempt to make mainstream pop as bad as this, I don't think we should expect another long video like this for a long time. Stay tuned for the next meme review. Goodnight.
agree. track for track reviews
Roasing [NOT GOOD] music is the only way to make the segment worthwhile. Either give 1s and 0s or roast them for 50 minutes
Gnarbro TaKa this video was so funny this is like the 3rd time I'm watching it
RegalEagle Fred Durst gets lots of hate for nothing. the guy did great music in the past and is trying his best to do some more. I'm pretty sure he did this for fun.
nope.
If I was into BDSM, this would be the soundtrack.
(;
you'd need safewords
At this point, where this is the soundtrack, safewords are no longer relevant or required.
Pompous Prique at least in BDSM there's supposed to be pleasure in the pain
Go 4 it...
This album makes "Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven" look like "To Pimp a Butterfly"
This album makes Little T look like Joji.
Christian Velez tpab is trash
WastedBananas please tell me you're joking
Speedin bullet 2 heaven is better than to pimp a butterfly
nilbog44 dont like hip hop?
He went on steve-o’s podcast not long ago and acted like it was one of the most successful, artistic albums to come out in decades
You're telling me it's not?
lol jesus christ
I've legitimately listened to and watched this review for about 70 times now and I don't regret one single time I've done so, because this is the best thing Anthony has ever thrown at us.
70 hours. What the fuck is wrong with you.?
Rick Deckard No need to be jealous, you can also achieve something like that with discipline and determination. 👍
I'm not quite up to 70 times yet, but this is quality musical critiquing
Touché
I'm floating at around 40 myself. I can't get enough.
You didn’t like the album because Corey has legs and you’re jealous
He has four legs
chubbyurma cal took em
Well I stole his legs, so I would know.
You do these videos in a chair? This whole time I thought you were standing.
Right? I feel kind of cheated.
its crazy
Ben Dover it would be really hard to keep the camera focused correctly if he stood.
It's bizarre.
my life has been a lie
I love nearly every genre of music. Thank you Corey for teaching me I have the capacity to hate nearly every genre too.
"how is this legal?" LOL ... such a great review
'Shouldn't someone be in jail for this?'
The Crude Brothers Love your vids
bro the pepper fellas are really here on an anthony fantano video
You just know that Corey Feldman plays his own CD when he's at home.
I'd put my next week's wages on that, lol.
It's on repeat in his living room.
Oh god, you gave me flashbacks to an old band i was in temporarily... I quit after our first studio session. 1 day, 1 song. Then the singer played it on loop all the way home. My other band at the time, punk band, did an album in a day. And it's not like tge music was any more complicated. I should've just done the drums in the 2 takes it took and gone home...
He actually does. Some woman got invited to an orgy at Corey’s house and noticed that he had his music playing in the background while they’re all fucking. lmao
Can I ask how on Earth do you know that lol
This album sounds like a bunch of leftover songs from Sonic Adventure. The vocals are strange which was to be expected but the instrumentals really make you wonder what kind of headspace his producers were in.
4DhumanInstrumentality I liked that first part
I think its clear he mixed this himself
4DhumanInstrumentality L O L
sonic advneture could play in the background and i mite forget its on if im focused...this music physically hurt me
sonic adventure had an amazing soundtrack
So sad we can’t stream this album anymore. Never take life for granted guys, you never know what you have till its gone 😢
Wym? I’m still able to stream it on Spotify.
This album was fueled by crystal meth & meatless chicken strips.
Nah, Korn's debut album literally fueled by that stuff and that turned out excellent. this album, however, was fueled by Corey injecting black tar heroin into his nutsack and eating peach slices of the floor.
Meatless...?
@@VictoriaSobocki vegetarian basically, fake meat chicken strips
He definitely does meth. Look at that jaw
The best thing to come out of Corey Feldman's music career is this review.
dannydontgoin237 leave tommy Jarvis alone
This album probably got more album sales after this review tbh
Its 2020 and I've finally cracked it. Some of the loops are from Garageband; that synth lead, some of the cheap instrumentals (etc.). *tosses cigarette at gravestone* But who cares. Case is done. People have moved on. Its time I did too. (Roll credits where all the names are just me) The End
Lmaoooo
Thats so funny
Can you even sue this shit for ripping you off?
GarageBand? Wow, literally anyone could make a song on that software and he still made something awful
This comment is written better than the best moments on this record...
You’ve heard while my guitar gently weeps. Now hear a saxophone painfully die. 21:52