For real. They keep setting the bar lower and lower and still can't get over it. Watchdogs was just a copy of assassin's creed and now we have a copy of watchdogs without hacking. Can't even copy and paste correctly.😂
@joedominguez3686 Thanks, I heard or read someone say something like that a while back & watching the gameplay it made me think of it & thought it fit Ubisoft & the whole industry rightnow.
It's funny to me how they always rerelease mechanics from their older games but make them far far worse and then go "yes this is are great NEW idea for who to FRESH up the series, it's never been done before an any game EVER." Like the buddy system in Far Cry 5 the legit said that for despite the fact that it was a direct rift from the one in Primal with was a "alternated" (*cham* worse *km*) version of the one that two made, and that's just the one I remember their are far worse and they are plentiful.
@@x0gucx It's not trust, it's lack of knowledge from normies and pure consumerism. It's like going to hardware looking for a tool but having no clue about what you're doing on technical level and price ranges. They will tell you the shiny new this and that for twice the price is what you need. And it's all shit, it breaks, and it's what you will expect until you decide to do your own research. Which most don't and won't do. Besides, kids buy those games (or their clueless parents) and kids also have no baseline. They quite literally just adapt to whaver they experience: $70 broken releases? EPIC GRAPHICS? Piracy bad? Well hell, that's what they expect now!
Ubisoft had no problem scanning Kristen Bell for Lucy or Francisco Randez for Desmond/Altair back in 2007 for the original AC game. Even with the limited graphics, it's honestly impressive. With this, what's the point in hiring people for their looks if you're not going to use their looks...
Thank God someone finally said this. Bro I was going CRAZY. There are SO Many channels shilling this game It's insane. The gameplay literally looks bad, and the reviewers are literally just flat out lying about it, when it's right on screen. How? It's insane.
Money talks. Been unfollowing many channels that are shamelessly recommending this game. Then there's the ones that just try to tip toe the line of not recommending it but not shitting on it either
Welp it's come out that Ubisoft has literally been trying to get a ton of youtuber and twitch streamers on their side by treating them to Disney World trips and expensive gifts. Keep doin what you do Ubisoft.
Well you'll be happy to know that it's been revealed that Ubisoft has been paying influencers to shill this game, and even Star Wars Theory commented on them trying to reach out to him and him turning them down due to wanting his opinion to matter and he felt like it wouldn't if he got paid to just say whatever Ubi wanted him to.
So according to the devs of Ubisoft in Baguettelandia/Disney/Sweet Baby Inc. I should watch them taking my childhood into Harvey Weinstein's office and cheer them up for it? This makes even less sense than a Steven Seagal movie!
They did some test to find out why some people fight back when startled and why some people straight up flee. Turns out it's usually a matter of being hungry. Hungry people have the hunt mode on. You gonna jumpscare your buddy, you better make sure he's well fed.
55kg girl with 100% chance to one punch knock out everyone is beyond silly, even if she was Mike Tyson there is a good chance of breaking a knuckle punching someone in the face
@@fishpodpizza544 i just think it would of been better if she used a club or a electric shock stun device but Sweet Baby only pays when girl boss be bossin i suppose
I hope Ubisoft is happy. Their stocks have plummeted, their pre-sales have plummeted and they resorted to literally lying to the people at the very top about how business is going. Ubisoft thinks it's just fine and dandy to tell everybody they should get used to not owning our games, hopefully they get used to not being given money. Can't wait for them to go bankrupt.
After seeing this i started thinking the protagonist was initially a 2 meters muscle tank and when DIE really kicked in they just replaced the model with that skinny woman without realizing how ridiculous it will look.
All these Star Wars projects and we still haven’t gone to Ryloth. A planet that artists can go crazy with in terms of creativity, but no let’s just do a boring desert instead.
Now included in Star Wars canon, along with security doors that can be opened and or closed by shooting the conteol panel, an entire galaxy where everything evolved to have zero awareness and glass jaws.
To this point People dont get that Star Wars with FREE LIBERTY ON CREATIVITY means absolute banger (like maybe that series with anime-starwars or Mandalorian 1 and season 2) Meanwhile they love lossing money with this and Acolyte
So basically this games is trying to have dishonored level flexibility but it has one only way to beat a mission. And when you get bored doing main story there are 100+ collectibles
it it was meant to be a bounty hunter stealth game if shit went south you could just go around grabbing the weapons the enemies drop and even though you cant reload because you dont have the ammo on you that they did you could just pick up another one and keep blasting, sort of like a john wick scenario, procure on site, that and have her use tools that make sense for her taking people out, shock gauntlets a thick as hell baton gymnastic takedowns, using her size and light weight to her advantage and compensating for her lack of strength like an actual female fighter would
Why limit you to the pistol if you are going to be fighting sheilded heavies? This game could of had a great customization aspect, collecting different ubislop icons on the map to unlock different colored lasers.
the only game where I believed my character used full force to kill someone was The Last Of Us when Joel actually killed people with his bare hands, and playing on grounded every kill was earned. (I couldn't enjoy Uncharted games bc of this reason, bc you play as a random noname who can wipe off the whole army without breaking any sweat)
Watching this game I can only imagine movement that feels like your playing dead army 4 and the enemy's feel like your playing either destiny or borderlands with those health pools
That game was so cringe inducing I assumed he was whipping people with a USB cord. I got about a few minutes into the saints row dialogue and just flat out stopped. It was coffee shop hipster the game
Just like LA Sabine can be pierced by a light saber and it's just a baby wound. Even though that goes against what lightsabers are made of. 29:01 Depends on the timeline of this game is set in. Because after the clone wars, the cloning faculties where too expensive. So these storm troopers could just be trained civilians instead.
Watchdogs 2 had the main character use Click clacks as an actual melee weapon to knock out people sometimes thru blunt force sometimes thru choking. The knockout animations in this game are just lazy. Like literally a young girl can knock out a imperial Guard by mildly punching them barehanded on the helmet. Not even a Heavyweight boxer could do that.
Fleek on my father i believe you would love kingdom come deliverance there are no budget cuts great combat it will put some hair down there if you know what i mean
Funny how many youtubers claimed that "they can´t wait" to play more of this game; and even people have hopes for this after seeing the gameplay.......How?
I’m only 5 minutes in and it’s very clear I missed a damn good stream. Sorry pimps, but hope y’all had fun. I’ll catch ya next time ❤ ALL HAIL CHAIR ( also @FLEEKAZOID, ngl that Seagal edit is 100% worthy of being a channel emoji )
Couldn’t afford either so I got watch dogs for free on epic games launcher and later GTA V and that is literally the only reason to have epic games launcher is to get free shit.
When Didney bought Star Wars they didn't want to actually spend any time making videogames or dealing with selling the rights to multiple studios so they sold all the rights to make all Star Wars games to EA and trusted them to work it out.
they HAD the chance to crate a true star wars game by having enemies miss every single shot, while it takes 1 shot to kill/die. they HAD that chance, but they fucked it up and went with bullet sponge for difficulty. it's as if game developers nowadays are using dev tools like those early "learn to code" applications lije BlueJ.
This game just reminds me of Destiny 2 when I llayed the Beta. "I'll get this for a deep sale. Maybe I'll ask for this for Christmas......Okay nevermind Im probably not gonna play this game unless its free."
i love low skill ceilings it makes everything better cant let little Timmy complain about difficulty combat should be an art and this is definatly modern art
If you want a game with REAL impactful gun fights I'd check out Far Cry 2 now that's a game I'd actually believe em if they said it "pushed the limits". Amazing how a game with no melee takedowns had faster melee takedowns superior Ai too and a reputation system that let me bully the locals now that's a reputation system
PIIIIIIIIMPS!!!!! The actress Humbrely Gonzales who modelled & voiced the character is gorgeous. The end product game character the developers signed off on is an absolute abomination.
My default is to watch videos at 1.5x speed, and even then this game looks slower than last gen games. I put back down on normal and Jesus H Christ my 98 year old grandma moves faster than her
Ayo fleek. You pimp! Help a fellow pimp out and give us your opinion on the f2p game Century rise of ashes. It's like dog fighting in jets except it's dragons. Just want to know what you guys think about it.
See you next Saturday at 7PM EST!
Okay.
you say she is like an old person but no, she moves like Hansolo, aims like han solo .. its a copy paste really.. This is really bad
Until then, pimp 👏
Yessir PIMP
YES.
SIR!
Ubisoft always trying to limbo under the low ass bar every western studio is tripping over
For real. They keep setting the bar lower and lower and still can't get over it. Watchdogs was just a copy of assassin's creed and now we have a copy of watchdogs without hacking. Can't even copy and paste correctly.😂
Lol! Noice.
Watch Dogs actually made me feel something, so that's one point over this @@x0gucx
@joedominguez3686 Thanks, I heard or read someone say something like that a while back & watching the gameplay it made me think of it & thought it fit Ubisoft & the whole industry rightnow.
It's funny to me how they always rerelease mechanics from their older games but make them far far worse and then go "yes this is are great NEW idea for who to FRESH up the series, it's never been done before an any game EVER." Like the buddy system in Far Cry 5 the legit said that for despite the fact that it was a direct rift from the one in Primal with was a "alternated" (*cham* worse *km*) version of the one that two made, and that's just the one I remember their are far worse and they are plentiful.
Remember, Ubisoft looked at this gameplay and said "Yup. That's good enough. Ship it and sell it for $130!"
And people really bought the $130 more than the base $70 PREORDERS. Where is this trust coming from?
@@x0gucx where is the money coming from?
@@x0gucx It's not trust, it's lack of knowledge from normies and pure consumerism. It's like going to hardware looking for a tool but having no clue about what you're doing on technical level and price ranges. They will tell you the shiny new this and that for twice the price is what you need. And it's all shit, it breaks, and it's what you will expect until you decide to do your own research. Which most don't and won't do.
Besides, kids buy those games (or their clueless parents) and kids also have no baseline. They quite literally just adapt to whaver they experience: $70 broken releases? EPIC GRAPHICS? Piracy bad? Well hell, that's what they expect now!
Don´t you worry, they will patch it up like GR Breakpoint......after a couple of years and maybe with the sacrifice of some kittens.
@@delfinenteddyson9865 i have a friend that cosumes star wars stuff even if its shit let me tell you is like a cult so the fans will buy any slop
The union of France, ubisoft, Disney, and sweet baby Inc what a winning formula
It's like the planeteers of inept game design. By your powers combined, I am UTTER GARBAGE!
The Four horsemen of Woke-calypse
God bless this holy timeline.
Leave France out of that.
@@Morfe02the woke mind virus came from the US and is financially sustained by American companies.
Ubisoft had no problem scanning Kristen Bell for Lucy or Francisco Randez for Desmond/Altair back in 2007 for the original AC game. Even with the limited graphics, it's honestly impressive. With this, what's the point in hiring people for their looks if you're not going to use their looks...
EA: I am the worst company in the industry.
Ubisoft: Hold my escargot.
Activison/Blizzard: Hold up let me finish the milk I raided from the fridge!
Just put them all under microsoft and we'll have a whole pantheon of bad gaming companies
Dont FORGET PlayStation making the same Game 3 times
@@Morfe02 the last of us? Or something else
@@DoyoueverwonderwhywerehereI think he’s referring to the spiderman games
One Punch Ma'am
We need some memes of this.
😆 You deserve more likes sir
Thank God someone finally said this. Bro I was going CRAZY.
There are SO Many channels shilling this game It's insane.
The gameplay literally looks bad, and the reviewers are literally just flat out lying about it, when it's right on screen.
How? It's insane.
Money talks. Been unfollowing many channels that are shamelessly recommending this game. Then there's the ones that just try to tip toe the line of not recommending it but not shitting on it either
Bribed reviews.
Welp it's come out that Ubisoft has literally been trying to get a ton of youtuber and twitch streamers on their side by treating them to Disney World trips and expensive gifts. Keep doin what you do Ubisoft.
Well you'll be happy to know that it's been revealed that Ubisoft has been paying influencers to shill this game, and even Star Wars Theory commented on them trying to reach out to him and him turning them down due to wanting his opinion to matter and he felt like it wouldn't if he got paid to just say whatever Ubi wanted him to.
So according to the devs of Ubisoft in Baguettelandia/Disney/Sweet Baby Inc. I should watch them taking my childhood into Harvey Weinstein's office and cheer them up for it? This makes even less sense than a Steven Seagal movie!
I'm glad to see that Steven Seagal is getting work as the martial arts consultant for Ubisoft
*Backhand to head*
*Just dazed*
*Gets knocked out by her gently lowering him to the ground*
These are not the same people who once made Splinter Cell.
They did some test to find out why some people fight back when startled and why some people straight up flee. Turns out it's usually a matter of being hungry. Hungry people have the hunt mode on. You gonna jumpscare your buddy, you better make sure he's well fed.
55kg girl with 100% chance to one punch knock out everyone is beyond silly, even if she was Mike Tyson there is a good chance of breaking a knuckle punching someone in the face
Man its a videogame, its such a common trope that noone cares, it's literally everything else that is dumb
@@fishpodpizza544nah it’s tiring seeing every female character acting like a bruiser when they don’t have the body for it. Looks dumb every time
You should search about degloving injuries 🤓
@@fishpodpizza544 i just think it would of been better if she used a club or a electric shock stun device but Sweet Baby only pays when girl boss be bossin i suppose
It's the fact that she's hitting guys with thick ass helmets on too 😂
During takedowns npc\s are dropping their guns cause they see what Ubi did to MC\s face.
That's canon now.
we lost Starwars 1313 for this
Ubisoft just needs to change the character models and make this into a Seagal Star Wars game, 10/10.
Hitting dudes with a que ball in a sock would be pretty badass
I hope Ubisoft is happy. Their stocks have plummeted, their pre-sales have plummeted and they resorted to literally lying to the people at the very top about how business is going.
Ubisoft thinks it's just fine and dandy to tell everybody they should get used to not owning our games, hopefully they get used to not being given money. Can't wait for them to go bankrupt.
The backhand slap should have each NPC slowly turn around and ask: Sir, what are you doing?
Its funny because they wouldve had to go in and actually change her face to fugly her up they really cant help themselves
Star Wars 1313 the game that had a preview then Disney bought out Star Wars and killed Lucas Arts.
Speedrunners are gonna love this game
When I do speed I spend the next 2 days digging into my carpet.
Is that a master bastion joke?
Who knows.
After seeing this i started thinking the protagonist was initially a 2 meters muscle tank and when DIE really kicked in they just replaced the model with that skinny woman without realizing how ridiculous it will look.
All these Star Wars projects and we still haven’t gone to Ryloth. A planet that artists can go crazy with in terms of creativity, but no let’s just do a boring desert instead.
I love watching women punch armor, like stormtrooper helmets, or robot heads like in Asoka.
All the budget went to the licensing 😂
And -bribing Game journalists- Er I mean Marketing.
Anybody else notice how at 11:15 the shot comes out of the gun before she even has it readied?
Yeah, it's disgusting
Oh shit someone grabbed me better drop my weapon this was just a drill what the fuck😂
Oh boy I get to be a girl in a Star Wars game.
No cake, no breasts, walks like a man....are you sure?
Just hope that Stitch can get it up for her
Always wanted to play as Tran Solo
Guess YT didn't like my first comment, so I'll try again.
No cake, no rack, walks like a male....are you sure?
Ubisoft-There was an idea & we failed at making it come true
That’s Ubisoft for the past 15 years.
@alexkogan9755 very true
Let's not pretend storm trooper armor aren't made of tissue paper. Hell, it probably cussioned her hand against the blow 😂
Wasn't the point of Stormtrooper armor to protect from blunt force trauma? Because it didn't do anything about blasters.
Now included in Star Wars canon, along with security doors that can be opened and or closed by shooting the conteol panel, an entire galaxy where everything evolved to have zero awareness and glass jaws.
This could be your best video yet, I’m dying and I’m only 20 minutes in 😂
She puching the helmet of a stormtropper😂😂😂 damn that 80 pound woman is strong😂
16:10 Even Bethesderp's Starfield combat looks better than this trash.
The reason is that this Star Wars game just doesn't work
They could have done an old school splinter cell stealth with some minor updates
I don't understand the opposition to use splinter cell assets like They've been doing with assassin's creed and farcry for every single game.
Be careful of what you wish for
Didn't you hear? They're remaking Splinter Cell for a modern audience. R.I.P
I had better Star Wars animations when having my Star Wars action figures fight when I was five. Those plastic figures were much more fluid.
To this point
People dont get that Star Wars with FREE LIBERTY ON CREATIVITY means absolute banger (like maybe that series with anime-starwars or Mandalorian 1 and season 2)
Meanwhile they love lossing money with this and Acolyte
Ubisoft is the perfect definition of a “jack of all trades and a master of none”
Ubisoft is where fun ideas go to die
Mercenary 2 was one of my fave games of all time.
Ubisoft abandoned Division 2 for this shit.
This game reminds me of the hype for Kane and Lynch. Everyone shilled so hard, and nobody bit.
Except for that one reviewer who was honest at Gamespot, got fired, and he made Giant Bomb afterwards
Still dont understand why they didnt make the main character dash rendar. Its essentially the same character, but Dash has a much better space ship
True or Han Solo.
Because the "Force is Female" Kathleen Kennedy decanonized all the EU content in order to shoehorn in all her own garbage tier slop.
So basically this games is trying to have dishonored level flexibility but it has one only way to beat a mission. And when you get bored doing main story there are 100+ collectibles
it it was meant to be a bounty hunter stealth game if shit went south you could just go around grabbing the weapons the enemies drop and even though you cant reload because you dont have the ammo on you that they did you could just pick up another one and keep blasting, sort of like a john wick scenario, procure on site, that and have her use tools that make sense for her taking people out, shock gauntlets a thick as hell baton gymnastic takedowns, using her size and light weight to her advantage and compensating for her lack of strength like an actual female fighter would
TH-cam has been assaulted with the Star Wars outlaws videos. Glad you're tearing the 💩 out of them.....📺
The rocket looks like it came from her feet
Why limit you to the pistol if you are going to be fighting sheilded heavies? This game could of had a great customization aspect, collecting different ubislop icons on the map to unlock different colored lasers.
Didn’t IGN call this the Star Wars rdr2? Wat
You can't spell 'ignorant' without IGN.
They meant the "make a wish" version.
I laughed hard when I read that BS. This is like jedi survivor minus all the cool stuff that was left like force and lightsabers.
Hopefully there will be a day one Donut mod to thicken the character up and match that molasses ass movement.
the only game where I believed my character used full force to kill someone was The Last Of Us when Joel actually killed people with his bare hands, and playing on grounded every kill was earned. (I couldn't enjoy Uncharted games bc of this reason, bc you play as a random noname who can wipe off the whole army without breaking any sweat)
gotta watch the "Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway" trailer just to apreciate how far Ubisoft has fallen since PS3 xDD
My "oh, this isn't good moment" was the 50 strategically placed explosive objects placed every 15ft in front of each other on one level.
the Steven Seagal comparison is hilarious
2024: first AAAA game for PS2 was made, gj Acolytes
Fleek know the power of the Schlurpo?!?!?!
That's just the way it is brother.
Watching this game I can only imagine movement that feels like your playing dead army 4 and the enemy's feel like your playing either destiny or borderlands with those health pools
He's back the friendly neighborhood pimp
Family. Family friendly wholesome show. Yesssssssssirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ubisoft is the Steven Seagull of the gaming industry.
Watching this just makes me want to replay the dark force/Jedi Knight series.
Anakin has a doctoral thesis in Darth Plagious this wise studies; with a particular focus on the use of dichotomy in the meta narrative
Gonna stan Watch Dogs 2 for a minute. The weapon wasn't a yo-yo. It was a pool ball with paracord going through it.
That game was so cringe inducing I assumed he was whipping people with a USB cord. I got about a few minutes into the saints row dialogue and just flat out stopped. It was coffee shop hipster the game
A bootleg yoyo even worse
I liked Watchdogs 1 beat the shit out of people with the baton I'm a fan of old AC games
Just like LA Sabine can be pierced by a light saber and it's just a baby wound. Even though that goes against what lightsabers are made of. 29:01 Depends on the timeline of this game is set in.
Because after the clone wars, the cloning faculties where too expensive. So these storm troopers could just be trained civilians instead.
Hmm... a Jabba game? Interesting idea. Should be a crime syndicate menagement game tho.
Watchdogs 2 had the main character use Click clacks as an actual melee weapon to knock out people sometimes thru blunt force sometimes thru choking.
The knockout animations in this game are just lazy. Like literally a young girl can knock out a imperial Guard by mildly punching them barehanded on the helmet.
Not even a Heavyweight boxer could do that.
Aiden Pearce actually iconic now
who ?
Fleek on my father i believe you would love kingdom come deliverance there are no budget cuts great combat it will put some hair down there if you know what i mean
Funny how many youtubers claimed that "they can´t wait" to play more of this game; and even people have hopes for this after seeing the gameplay.......How?
Crowbcat licking his lips staring at this game lmfao
I’m only 5 minutes in and it’s very clear I missed a damn good stream. Sorry pimps, but hope y’all had fun. I’ll catch ya next time ❤
ALL HAIL CHAIR
( also @FLEEKAZOID, ngl that Seagal edit is 100% worthy of being a channel emoji )
I remember Deus Ex's one punch takedown that was funny, epic and actually believable. This is just pathetic.
8:15 that’s a gernade and she didn’t die from standing that close no amount of jumping can clear that blast radius in time ridiculous
Couldn’t afford either so I got watch dogs for free on epic games launcher and later GTA V and that is literally the only reason to have epic games launcher is to get free shit.
6:16 James May from the hit TV show Top Gear? No way!
When Didney bought Star Wars they didn't want to actually spend any time making videogames or dealing with selling the rights to multiple studios so they sold all the rights to make all Star Wars games to EA and trusted them to work it out.
Seeing seagal here.
Reminds me that Space Ice commentary is missing on this stream
Takes me back to the days of Rebel Assault on rails.
they HAD the chance to crate a true star wars game by having enemies miss every single shot, while it takes 1 shot to kill/die. they HAD that chance, but they fucked it up and went with bullet sponge for difficulty.
it's as if game developers nowadays are using dev tools like those early "learn to code" applications lije BlueJ.
knocking out storm troopers by punching their helmets
What song are you using for mew members. That song sounds soo patriotic lol
Over there* lol found it
26:15 that punch has no physics damn now I know where did the money go
Just so you can see this physics garbage, put it at 26:15 minutes in the video in slow motion
This game just reminds me of Destiny 2 when I llayed the Beta.
"I'll get this for a deep sale. Maybe I'll ask for this for Christmas......Okay nevermind Im probably not gonna play this game unless its free."
Wisconsin Cheesehead Helmet 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remember Deus Ex HR take-downs? I remember.
i love low skill ceilings it makes everything better cant let little Timmy complain about difficulty combat should be an art and this is definatly modern art
This game is beautiful, stunning and brave.
If you want a game with REAL impactful gun fights I'd check out Far Cry 2 now that's a game I'd actually believe em if they said it "pushed the limits". Amazing how a game with no melee takedowns had faster melee takedowns superior Ai too and a reputation system that let me bully the locals now that's a reputation system
I thought I hated everything about this game before your video ... I was wrong
PIIIIIIIIMPS!!!!! The actress Humbrely Gonzales who modelled & voiced the character is gorgeous. The end product game character the developers signed off on is an absolute abomination.
She got that daws physique.
My default is to watch videos at 1.5x speed, and even then this game looks slower than last gen games. I put back down on normal and Jesus H Christ my 98 year old grandma moves faster than her
"The only reason why Ubisoft is not the worst American Company of all-time is cause they are French."
Ayo fleek. You pimp!
Help a fellow pimp out and give us your opinion on the f2p game Century rise of ashes. It's like dog fighting in jets except it's dragons. Just want to know what you guys think about it.
watching at 1.5 speed and the anims look a lot better
If they said it was designed for a female audience it would explain alot.
1:39:11 what’s that little sidekick?…
…
We’ve been through this the holocost was real! You horrible demon creature