@@invisibletriangleproductions no actually pretty much it. If the AI fall what it deems to be hopelessly far behind it teleports to be close so it can feel 'tense'.
This is impossible, according to Einstein’s theory of relativity. Even when assuming you could reach velocities >c as a body with mass whilst skipping v=c would mean you‘d switch from a positive to a negative time dilation, thus colliding with with your past self at a relative velocity to said past self with a velocity of over 2c, which you‘d collide with your future self before reaching a velocity of c, creating a time paradoxon, which raises another problem with reaching FTL-velocity. Warp-, hyper- and wormholetechnologies could resolve that problem, however, they do so by changing the nature of spacetime and thus by avoiding acceleration to lightspeed, which would theoretically still allow light to behave normally within and around the body. So please do some research before (re-)posting these „cool“ phrases and quotes on the internet. It‘s unwholesome for people like me to see statements of this kind not work out, even when considering their additional requirements. I might have very likely missed something critical whilst writing this. Please correct me if that‘s the case. Thank you.
@Anthony Nazaradeh correction: RICKROLL We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Ezra Casanova Oh god you remind me of that stupid guy who when I did a joke on a comment they told me to shut up So imma say the same thing to you as I said to him If you don’t like it leave
1cc: hes almost there...hes almost there (2 hours later) hes almost a quarter of a way there 9999 cc: want to see me race? You want to see me do it again?
The 1000cc made me really happy. 3:31 and 4:18 They should make tracks that fit that speed. Looks beautiful. Like F-zero or Wipeout 8:27 wow, nice boost. It can go to fast also. That's why I like something in between.
1cc reminds me of that one Angry Birds Toons episode where Moustache Pig tried to help King Pig build a boat to get to a holiday island but at the end, King Pig gives up and gets in a rubber ring to get there himself... at the speed of 1cc.
Ren Ookami most racing games are like that too keep the game interesting when the player gets too far ahead... That means that just being ahead is too far ahead
So this guy used Auto-Steer (keeps you on the track), had nearly infinite Mushrooms and Stars, and was on *1000cc* and managed 1:23.x on Royal Raceway. The Royal Raceway *200cc* (5x slower speed) World Record has no Auto-Steer, just 3 Mushrooms, with 0 Stars... and is also a 1:23.x. That's how good MK WR holders are.
@@RavenclawNimbus Basically the World record on the map Royal Raceway is tied with this guy with a lot of advantages (mainly 5x speed 200cc vs 1000cc) and that shows how impressive the Mario Kart world records are.
1cc feels like when you are trying to get ready to go out and do something but you keep on forgetting the stuff you needed in the house and have to go back inside. you go back outside and think "did I forget something?"
1cc: jeesus christ this is longer than it would take a turtle to walk around the entire earth 1000cc: this is kinda fast but i can handle it 5000cc: ok this is getting too fast now 9999cc: *h a h a k a r t g o z o o m z o o m*
Actually a turtle can run around the entire earth before Mario can get around the stupid freaking track at 1CC because when turtles get scared they do go at 70 mph
@@GhostGuy99 what's happening is the rubber banding is trying to calculate itself, but since the race is going so slow causing it to lag so therefore the characters are having to teleport to get ahead.
I think they made that so that if the CPUs get stuck in one place for too long in normal cc classes (50, 100 and 150) they don't stay there for the whole race
1cc: TOO CHILL 50cc: Relaxing 100cc: Average 150cc: Skill 200cc: Expert, braking is crucial 325cc: Master, braking and smart steering is crucial 500cc: 1000IQ, skipping speed boosts is crucial 750cc: Bullet Bills are crucial 1000cc: Smart steering and hitting items, aswell as using bullet bills are crucial
I love how the CPUs actually don’t need to drift to stay on track and you need to. It’s so game breaking. I always knew something was fishy about them making tight turns at speed
The 1cc was one of the most painful things I’ve ever watched
You look like me
1 cc ironically, in baby park
the most baby mode ever
1cc goes all around the spectruma nd becomes impossible becuases CPU teleport
Extremely frustrating. It made me grit my teeth
Your face tells it all
Alternative title: "Ten minutes and a half of Mario struggling to win a race."
That's exactly what 5,000 cc feels like;
Evil Marshall can teleport faster than that fucking pest #wedontspeakofhim
Marshall Horton reporting you!
Its closer to 10 minutes and a quarter
yoonieverse gonna cry?
Everyone: quarantine shouldn’t be that long
Quarantine: 1cc
@Kid Destroyer bot.
@Kid Destroyer yes
A better comment would be Quarantine shouldn't be so boring
My country has had zero cases for ten days and I kinda miss quarantine lol cause no school
-999999999cc
So no one's gonna talk about How in 1cc the npc's Just teleport
Nope
They do it to actually keep the game interesting for good players. I believe this happens on every cc
rubberbanding :/
no
@@reddskyee it doesnt
1cc: *exist*
CPU: So, anyway, I just started teleporting
I'm surprised no one else is talking about that. Is there some inside info on why everyone just teleported in front of Mario?
@@NaNa_W4NT5_F3MNM5 I always thought it was just rubberband AI. But I'm probably wrong.
0:54
If you look at the left side of the screen, it’s clear that loops troopa got some hacks cause that boi zoomed by
@@invisibletriangleproductions no actually pretty much it. If the AI fall what it deems to be hopelessly far behind it teleports to be close so it can feel 'tense'.
@@demonintellect9834 but they arent far behind if everyone moves so slow 🤔
1 CC is probably how slow the karts would actualy move at a real baby park
Apex Gale wow! An actual funny comment!
Am I the only one who actually wants to try this mode? XD
XD
Physic law breakers be like:
Bruh
@@matthewbest5421 N O
“The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness”
-Mario, 9999cc
*Sound of Silence plays*
*He says as he “Wahoo”’s and “Yippie”’s the entire way. All it does is mask his pain.*
This is impossible, according to Einstein’s theory of relativity. Even when assuming you could reach velocities >c as a body with mass whilst skipping v=c would mean you‘d switch from a positive to a negative time dilation, thus colliding with with your past self at a relative velocity to said past self with a velocity of over 2c, which you‘d collide with your future self before reaching a velocity of c, creating a time paradoxon, which raises another problem with reaching FTL-velocity. Warp-, hyper- and wormholetechnologies could resolve that problem, however, they do so by changing the nature of spacetime and thus by avoiding acceleration to lightspeed, which would theoretically still allow light to behave normally within and around the body.
So please do some research before (re-)posting these „cool“ phrases and quotes on the internet. It‘s unwholesome for people like me to see statements of this kind not work out, even when considering their additional requirements.
I might have very likely missed something critical whilst writing this. Please correct me if that‘s the case. Thank you.
Eclipsec Ch, it’s a joke. You don’t need to hit us with the paragraph on how a joke is incorrect.
@@TheBelovedBun they were also joking
200cc: braking is crucial
9999cc: smart steering is crucial
0:20 how 200cc players see 50cc
7:18 this is how 50cc players see 200cc
Ima 50cc boi
@@danieltime3710 ima 50cc and 200cc boi
I’m a 100cc guy.
Not too slow, not too fast. Just thr right amount.
TheNintendoNerd 1985 i think 150 is the just right amount. I like 200 tho
lol
1cc in a nutshell:
Mario: Hi, how are ya? Wonderful weather we’re having.
First
@@charlesbryan9304 first comment woooooow
Ok?
Xd
@@charlesbryan9304 Why d'you say first?
Guys, let's all respect the cameraman for keeping up with Mario.
Sure
especially on the first one😰
Lakitu be zooooooming
@@BlueAvocado75 yeah the first one was so fast I can’t believe how the cameraman kept up with Mario 😳😳😳
@@SplatDatMat Ikr like how did he catch up. Man lakatu is a legend
0:00 1cc [Baby Park]
3:15 1000cc [Royal Raceway]
5:12 5000cc [Electrodome]
7:25 9999cc [Big Blue]
9:05 9999cc [N64 Rainbow Road]
Mario was pretty happy when he was flying at break neck speeds
"Wee hee!" "Wee hee!"
"break neck speeds"
*That's unhealthy.*
At those speeds, you'd break a lot more than your neck.
But it doesnt look like 5000cc or 9999cc
He can survive any falls no matter how high it is, why would he care
10:02 I never thought i would see someone outrun their own red shell
What an amazing but crazy day
Correction: out speed
that happens sometimes on 200cc too
@Anthony Nazaradeh correction:
RICKROLL
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Correction:
GET STICK BUGGED LOL
This player: driving in 1cc
The other characters: T E L E P O R T A T I O N
Shut up nerd
Ezra Casanova
Oh god you remind me of that stupid guy who when I did a joke on a comment they told me to shut up
So imma say the same thing to you as I said to him
If you don’t like it leave
Ben 789 shut up nerd
@@ezracasanova3300 . /: You'll get nowhere in a argument by saying that
It’s cause you’re moving so slow, the game thinks your in the air falling, so you teleport back somewhere on the map nearby.
“1cc isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”
1cc:
It mentally hurts you
It’s almost at the speed of rainbow road on the 64 lol
The Ability to Drift: *Exists*
This Guy: *I've never met that man in my life*
Ngl I do enjoy the option of both at the same time.
Drift is not a country I've heard about. They speak English in Drift?
@@thecommenter578 what?
The fact that he hops in basically the right places but still doesn't drift is the worst part
It's cuz of the auto steering. It either fully cancels out any attempt to drift or makes drifting super janky
*turns to get an item in 1cc*
"This little maneuver is going to cost us 50 years"
300th like lmao
Nintendo: No cheating!
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe CPU’s in 1cc: aight, imma teleport🤠
It's a mechanism to get them out of situations where they get stuck.
@@timojohn9773 oh I thought it was the rubberbanding bugging out.
Timo John no it’s definitely rubber banding
cpu's?
Timo John oh that means my friend is a cpu?
3:33 POV: you are a mario main and it's your first time playing 200cc
1cc: hes almost there...hes almost there (2 hours later) hes almost a quarter of a way there
9999 cc: want to see me race? You want to see me do it again?
This is my favorite comment on this video
Two perfect references XD
Ruyeka Hatori no 2 minutes later
doriYAH ! “CORRECT”
1cc: “I should have gotten the Turbo.......”
1000cc:” Maximum OVERDRIVE!!”
5000cc: “UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!”
9999cc: “LUDICROUS SPEEEEEEEED!!!!!!”
Cringy man
**Ludicrous Speed plays**
I dunno man, a turbocharged 1cc engine doesn't sound very good
10000cc- * Shingo crash *
@Eric gkihsdg f-777 space battle
4:00 dude was flying so fast Lakitu said "Imma have to stop you right there"
And take your money
Because he was speeding
Nah he said got too much dip on your chip
8:30 is the most beautiful thing ever
0:21
Announcer: And they're off
0:26
Announcer: And they're still off
0:31
Announcer: Any second now
0:40 Annoucer: Nearly...
😂
🤣🤣🤣
2 hours later....
@@dylbill56remixes28 they're just a quarter of a mile away from there....😩
Me: “I beat rainbow road!”
Friend: “Oh, what cc?”
Me: “1 cc”
Me: i beat rainbow road its easy
Friend: let me see
Me: proceeds to go on mario kart 7
Pro Gamer move.
Which rainbow road though
_Snowy _ the wii version tho
Happymarshmell0 that shot was tough but when I was a kid my dumbass thought if I drove off the edge fast enough I’d land in earth
6:45
Game : Wanna go to the left or the right?
Mario : *yes*
more like wEeHee
mario : *Okidoki*
3:56
"Can't catch me!"
(1 second later)
*Y E E T*
Lakitu: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Time at school: 1cc
Time at home: 99999999999999999cc
Underrated comment
*FUNNY*
'your comment'
*REALLY FUNNY*
@@loladevesa3382 #relatable
Time when gaming: ∞ cc
so true
Timestamps:
0:00- 1cc
3:15- 1000cc
5:11- 5000cc
7:20- 9999cc
thanks
Thx
not all heroes wear capes
@@ParkerWightman he's a banana so he kinda does
tysm
Me in 1cc: *Hmm what a relaxing day*
Also me in 9999cc: *DEJA VU!!!*
9999CC IS AS FAST AS FUK, BOI
@@jeancarloaludino9331 *ÒWÓ YEP*
or GAS GAS GAS that song is soo good
What about running in the 90s?
@@oatmeeI YESSS MAH DUDE ÒWÓ
3:57
Mario: A ramp, I can use that to my advantage
Also Mario: LITERALLY FLIES OFF TOO FUCKING FAST AND TRIES TO JUMP OVER PEACH'S CASTLE
5:00
Mario: *”Oh yeah! Oh yeah!”*
*Gets dumped in the lake*
LMFAO 😂
😂
Wow...
LMAO
Mario's just built different
Sonic: “You’re too slow!”
*Mario: “Yes, but actually no.”*
Eso no es cierto
Speed of kirb: am i a joke to you ??
Nicholas Breighne 9:36 you were saying
Sonic is arrested for going full speed and destroying the raceways.
@@wooood_23
Mario : yes
I literally screamed “DRIFT”
Everyone had to
SKRRRRRRTTTT
This video was a joke in all sense of the word 🤦♂️
Drif
Stop the 🧢
Omg, the 1cc Mode was so exciting!
7:33 finally a reasonable speed for this map
it isnt f zero without driving at unreasonable speeds
Phantom Class in Wipeout HD be like:
@@omarpikm2101 "And _T H A T_ , my friends, is why it is reasonable to go at unreasonable speed in Mario Kart 8's F-Zero race map."
Too bad everyone controls like they were GP Legend Black Bull.
Man I remember playing f zero on N64 and it is as nearly fast as this.
1cc: Slow and steady wins the race
9999cc: *ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND-*
*GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!*
HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂
*CAUSE WHAT LIES AHEAD ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!*
MUST KEEP ON MOVING AHEAD!
*S U P E R S O N I C R A C I N G* *INTENSIFIES*
5:00 "OH YEH, Oh ye-"
*Falls on the river*
25th like :)
plus you got PINK GOLD PEACH in FIRST
When you forgot to sneak when building a floating house in minecraft
100th like :)
😂
The 1000cc made me really happy. 3:31 and 4:18 They should make tracks that fit that speed. Looks beautiful.
Like F-zero or Wipeout
8:27 wow, nice boost.
It can go to fast also. That's why I like something in between.
Drifing: exists
Mario: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
That's because I'm gay
@@snappishorc_legacy8506 bruh chill, it was just a spelling mistake
@@snappishorc_legacy8506 We don't care how people spell in the internet.
@@snappishorc_legacy8506 "edited"
@@chrono7179 LOL
I'm impressed that Steering Assist actually worked at 1000cc and above
"worked"
@Luke Harvey Llanillo Warp Speed
Dont use it and youll be flying
1000 CC is Your Average Race in irl
Steering assist is just walls that force you to turn away from them it makes sense that it would work at such speeds
I almost screamed, “Drift, you psychopath!” At a family dinner...
I felt this so hard
*Screms in the distance cloud your ears
Omg that was close bro
That's embarrassing
Omg
1cc reminds me of that one Angry Birds Toons episode where Moustache Pig tried to help King Pig build a boat to get to a holiday island but at the end, King Pig gives up and gets in a rubber ring to get there himself... at the speed of 1cc.
I love how in the beginning all of the characters are moving so slow but the yoshi's and toad's on the side are still hype.
Story of my life
italian plumber man entering mach 6 and withstanding like 7 Gs of force: *_WEEEE HOOOOOOO_*
With no seat belt or airbags...
It's like f zero
You forgot to add some zeros after the 7
@@noncreativearts5360 realistically if he added some zeros after the 7 mario would constantly go flyikng off or bumping into stuff.
2:01 Don't know if he did that on purpose, but his brakes matched the beat of the song.
😂🤣
lol
Mans was going so fast at 8:06 koopa was like “dawg…” 💀💀💀
"koopa" 💀💀💀
Imagine getting a bullet bill in 1cc.
Thst would be god sent
It would be very slow.
It would probably be the normal 50cc speed
It would. Beat the sistem
God tier
You know the cc is too high when you have to slam the breaks when turning a 1 degree angle
@@cheeriolemon 150 is way to slow
despair.breadsticks a true man used 200cc
@@SleepyEmi I'm going to practice using 200cc
1 cc Mario uses a mushroom
Announcer: It looks like things are finally starting to get interesting!
*boost stops*
Announcer: Never mind.
Not only boost stops but everyone teleports in front of the player at random... xD
Ren Ookami most racing games are like that too keep the game interesting when the player gets too far ahead...
That means that just being ahead is too far ahead
Why is It at 1cc?
Announcer: *Budget Cuts.*
990 like
😂
0:29 Wait, wait, wait. IS THAT LUIGI'S MANSION?!?
OMG IT IS!!!!!!!
HOL UP I NEVER NOTICED THAT
Matt McLoughlin I like that idea
Wow
You ever notice that its never actually "Luigi's" Mansion?
3:56
"Can't catch me!"
*proceeds to yeet himself across to Peach's Castle*
This comment is gold
and gets caught by Lakitu
Latikuk can tho
*Y E E T*
1cc:Mister 9999cc? Can I Y E E T?
3:57
Mario: "Can't catch me!" *flies out of the race*
Lakitu: "Yes I can"
*”mario”* *:* HE CAN “ *TELEPORT!?* “
9:26 OMG THAT JUMP
Edit: 200cc rainbow road is fast enough but 9999cc is too crazy
That's how I remember that drop on 64
So this guy used Auto-Steer (keeps you on the track), had nearly infinite Mushrooms and Stars, and was on *1000cc* and managed 1:23.x on Royal Raceway. The Royal Raceway *200cc* (5x slower speed) World Record has no Auto-Steer, just 3 Mushrooms, with 0 Stars... and is also a 1:23.x. That's how good MK WR holders are.
That's Crazyyy
I didn’t understand any of that.
@@RavenclawNimbus Basically the World record on the map Royal Raceway is tied with this guy with a lot of advantages (mainly 5x speed 200cc vs 1000cc) and that shows how impressive the Mario Kart world records are.
Forgot the part where it would be impossible to play without auto-steer at 1000, and he still stays stuck in the wall, and 200cc isn't 5 times slower
@@Gustavo-po9bd it isn't ? I would assume it would be since 200 is 1000 divided by 5
The last race reminds me of when you’re playing online, you hit someone with a red shell and instead of stopping they go even faster.
0:21 - Time passing when I'm at school.
9:24 - Time passing when I'm doing something fun.
same bro
I know how you feel bro, and then mom calls you to go inside....
9:24? MORE LIKE 8:28!
Ikr??
Facts
1cc feels like when you are trying to get ready to go out and do something but you keep on forgetting the stuff you needed in the house and have to go back inside. you go back outside and think "did I forget something?"
6:47 never knew that could be done
he broke all the physics rules
He’s heavy as a black holes gravitational pull
Neither did the game
Normally, the strategy is to turn _before_ you hit the wall.
You cannot drift at this speed
@@Quill__ Oooh, no buddy.
@@loafofuraniumfreshlybaked569 no
@@javieralreves NO
@@loafofuraniumfreshlybaked569 No
U
Schools when there is bullying: 1:00
Schools when the kid fights back: 8:28
This is such an underrated comment. So true 😂
True as heck A++++++++++
This reminds me of ZerO‘s video
So true I can't even laugh at it
Why do they even do that?
Kart according to mothers: 0:23
Karts according to dads: 9:26
8:29 we have officially reached warp speed
BOOST FIRE
He used 1 percent of his power
@@azzyasbourne9107 SPIT FIRE! eurobeat kicks in yo
Did you hear the weird “wAugUh wUgAH”
LUDICROUS SPEED *GOOO*
He was so slow in 1 cc he slipped on his own banana peel
When he threw it BEHIND him
Mario : “flies into a wall going light speed”
YaHoOOOOOoooooOoOo
Mario: Edge sensor there's no way you can protect me a 9999cc. Edge sensor: you underestimate my power
1cc: jeesus christ this is longer than it would take a turtle to walk around the entire earth
1000cc: this is kinda fast but i can handle it
5000cc: ok this is getting too fast now
9999cc: *h a h a k a r t g o z o o m z o o m*
Actually a turtle can run around the entire earth before Mario can get around the stupid freaking track at 1CC because when turtles get scared they do go at 70 mph
@@coolskeleton95orpapyrus12 um
Niki No si
*h a h a k a r t g o z o o m*
Z o o m z o o m
1cc race: all CPU players cheating the race with teleport
Edit: Wow, I never had 1k likes, thanks for that
game isn’t even trying to hide the rubberband code at this point lol
How and why does that happen?
I know AI is broken as hell, but this takes it a few steps further.
@@GhostGuy99 what's happening is the rubber banding is trying to calculate itself, but since the race is going so slow causing it to lag so therefore the characters are having to teleport to get ahead.
I think they made that so that if the CPUs get stuck in one place for too long in normal cc classes (50, 100 and 150) they don't stay there for the whole race
Perfect example of rubber banding
Death: You can only play one more game before you die.
Enters 1cc race
Your move death.
to make it slower, go baby park and don't use any items and let yourself get hit.
69 likes. Perfection.
No, Pick the rainbow road on Mario Kart 64. You will live. FOREVER
Underrated comment right here for sure
Or ya know just don’t drive and just sit there in 1cc
0:22 everyone wheel chair racing at the nursing home.
all the WHA HOOOO WHE HEEEEE started to sound less like mario having some fun on a little kart race and more like him getting really high
lmao
I NEED to see a speedrun of 1cc, it looks exhilarating
P.S. Wow, thanks everyone for the attention :)
This is the internet. You might just be serious...
Even better would be a tas run
@@bobthepickle3232 You might just be right
Even better than paint drying streams
1cc but all items are bullet bills
Mario: Does the 1cc race how it's supposed to
Opponents: What if i *respawn in front of you?*
Olá, caro compadre.
My friends: I'm not very good at Mario Kart.
Also my friends: 7:20
1cc: we cruising
*Gotta go fast*
1000cc: *Sonic speed!*
5000cc: *flash speeding*
9999cc: *breaking the laws of physics*
9999999999999cc tardis from dr.who
Teleport wait that illegal
1cc made me think everyone was going making "Vroom Vroom" sounds and trying to push their karts lol.
I'm pretty sure I could use no legs and one arm and crawl faster than one cc karts
turbo
i could bike up a 90° cliff faster than a 1cc kart could finish half a lap
7:30 I mean at this point you're basically just playing F-zero
YES! IM TIRED OF MARIO KARTS
I'm like number 69
@@Brunn0121no you’re not dude
bah
nah
GF: Babe, wanna come over?
Me: I can't. I got things to do.
GF: I'm home alone.
Me: 3:57
I can swear that 5000 cc felt like 200 cc with a heavy character.
Yes
FAKTS
imagine using a heavy character in 5000 cc
Bruh i laughed hella hard when he outran his own red shell
@BattleDude7 9:55
She
@@xoticplayz242 mario is a dude
@@BasilBruh10 damn I need the context now
1cc: Slow Mario
9999cc: *S A N I C M E H R I O*
Me: plays calm
9999cc: bye
Me: *R E A L S H I T*
Methrio
That would be logic.
ITS OVER 9000!!!
maro
1cc: TOO CHILL
50cc: Relaxing
100cc: Average
150cc: Skill
200cc: Expert, braking is crucial
325cc: Master, braking and smart steering is crucial
500cc: 1000IQ, skipping speed boosts is crucial
750cc: Bullet Bills are crucial
1000cc: Smart steering and hitting items, aswell as using bullet bills are crucial
Alternative title: Grown man tries to remember how to drift while going at Mach speeds for 10 and a half minutes.
Lol
You can't actualy drift in very high cc mods and 1 cc is probably too slow to allow drifts
There is a 9999cc cheat code which allows you to drift
I love how the CPUs actually don’t need to drift to stay on track and you need to. It’s so game breaking.
I always knew something was fishy about them making tight turns at speed
Reminds me of mario kart 64 rubberbanding.
This is what I love about CTR, the NPC characters play properly and its normal mode is the fast modes in Mario! (love Mario too dw)
@@droprelease4820 ctr is so much better.
I knew they were fucking cheaters 😭
All cc versions can be seen as 'everyone decided to go racing after getting stupid drunk'
Mario: do you want to go carting?
Clarkson: I brought a MASSIVE 10 Liter V8 and mounted it to you kart!
7:35 The new F-zero game is looking pretty good
Lol that's funny
From 1000cc: how to make F - Zero from Mario Kart.
*_F-Zero X intensifies_*
9999cc:
me at 3am running to the microwave when its about to start beeping.
0:51 mario slipping on the banana he threw 😂😂
5000cc
Sonic: Finally, I can race people without it being concidered cheating.
*9999cc*
9999 cc
*concidered vs considered*
1 - 2
Tbf most of this video is just using items too so you can't really get an idea of what speed it actually makes the game
Sonic when 9999cc: ಠ_ಠ
I refuse to believe Charles martinet can reach that high of octave doing Mario’s voice
5:01 Mario: Too busy celebrating and falls in the water
Lakitu: ey get back in there bruh
Mario: Starts celebrating again
Mari: *NEARLY DROWNS IN LAKE*
Lakitu: "damn.....for once I wish he did drown"
Lol
6:07 crash team racing pro players be like:
Beginners: Too fast
Intermediate: Too slow
Pro's: *YES*
Dude my man went so fast, he switched from the green lane to the pink lane while a wall was there. 6:48
I LiKe BuStInG mYsElF iNtO fLoOrS
“Light speed is too slow. We’re gonna have to go to...ludicrous speed!”
spaceballs...memories...
Brett Siebenhaar “they’ve gone to plaid!”
*stare in amazement*
"may the shorts be with you"@@Acmecaboose
THEY’VE GONE PLAID
@@Acmecaboose I lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps and I lost the creeps
3:57 When *mario* sees peach has cake
No, when she has the S P A G H E T
@@memeland4003 nah luigi's addicted to that
@@EthanTheGamer77 both
1cc: the undertale snail race
1000cc: fast as frick boii
5000cc: moving as fast as the speed of sound
9999: we have officially reached light speed
Actually 9999cc is made in heaven
cool another undertale... knower
@@thunderbolt64_ is that bad?
Shell:YOUR TOO SLOW