Completely ignored by her son Seymour's mother perished in the raging flames. Seymour felt bitter when he found her in the ruin of what was once his house. But at least he steamed a good ham Ending C: [C]remation Seymour's mother decided to leave her burning house to its fate and to go.....fishing. Yeah that's it, fishing With a smile on her face she packed up and headed for the coast. A decade later Seymour's mother found herself hunted by both the superintendent and Seymour-- a life she seemed to enjoy more than her previous one. Ending D: Goo[D]bye Seymour
Un[F]orgettable luncheon Obviously [G]rilled I don't think [H]e's coming back [I]sometric exercises No mother, it's [J]ust the northern lights Quite similar to the ones they have at [K]rusty Burger O[L]d family recipe Mmmm, Stea[M]ed clams
Everything that's ham is designed to steam. We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of lies and deceit. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the superintendent who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to show him an aurora borealis.
You left out the C route where we find out there was never a ham, the burgers were people, and Skinner kills his mom with his own hands in the burning house, but otherwise accurate.
Though Homer was impressed by Barney's plight of his struggles with alcoholism, in the end he couldn't deny his love for humor. The vote for the best film of the festival came to a stalemate, and no winner was ever decided. boo-[U]rns
Amazing work on this, my man. This is insanely well put together. I especially love the minor stuff like how the player skips through the dialogue on the "second playthrough."
This video is perfect and I love the attention to detail, memes where never supposed to be this good. I was hoping to see Skinner enter the Hacking mini-game before replying "yes!" when asked about the kitchen During the B route though.
Marge: Homer, there's a woman here who thinks she can help you! Homer: Jackass?! Marge: No, she's a scientist! Homer: Jackass is a scientist. Marge: IT'S NOT JACKASS!!!
doctordoom85 I just want to say I love this comment. It gives me life. I laugh cried to it while listening to the soundtrack when it popped into my head.
I actually thought to myself "Huh, that was fine I guess", then was ELATED to see the video was actually seven minutes long. Incredibly accurate. Honestly, I was ready for C, D, and E.
The following document details the final stages of Project KrustYBurger. (Note that this document has been marked with Level-SS confidentiality, and should not be disclosed to any KrustYBurger personnel, including the greasy teen working the counter.) Each Steamed Ham is equipped with a "black box", an item created by reusing the core of a KrustYBurger. As such it could be said that the consciousnesses of Steamed Hams and KrustYBurgers share the same structure. Said black boxes were installed after determining that it would be inhumane to install standard AI in Hams that are ultimately destined for consumption. (For the record, malfunctioning black boxes have caused some Steamed Hams to turn hostile.)
I feel like I'm losing steam In my oven and my clams And outside, it looks so ominous And as Chalmers opens the door Silence starts to overflow My cries are inconspicuous Tell me Chalmers, care to join me? In doing isometric exercise on this windowsill? This is the smoke from the clams They're steaming more than ever right now Can you see the steam? Cause I'll sneak over to get Some fast food and disguise it as My own cooking, I'll call the food steamed hams I wish that someway, somehow That I could just make Chalmers think That the truth is that I'm a really good cook Maybe if I keep believing my dreams will come to life Come to life... After all the steam fades Open the door to the dining room I can still, still see him sitting there No matter how hard I pray Signs of warning still remain And life has become my enemy Tell me Chalmers, are you prepared for this? These mouthwatering hamburgers sitting before us? I said steamed hams I need you to believe that right now? That's what I call hamburgers Cause we're going to shout it loud Even if our words seem meaningless It's a regional dialect from upstate new york I wish that someway, somehow That it would be found in Utica But the truth is that it's an Albany expression Maybe if I keep believing my dreams will come to life Come to life... Cause we're going to shout it loud Even if our words seem meaningless It's a patented Skinner burger right there I wish that someway, somehow That I could share the recipe That's passed down the Skinner family Still, we're going to shout it loud Even if our words seem meaningless I call them steamed hams even if they seem grilled I hope that someway, somehow That I could say a good time was had But the truth is that in my kitchen is Aurora Borealis Maybe if you keep believing you can see it yourself ....no.
As the pig cruised through earth’s atmosphere it eventually broke free the bonds of gravity and began a long journey into space. If it could it would wonder at how such a simple barbecue could end in such a way. Millennia later a spacefaring race discovered the pig and had a hearty debate on how such a relic could appear in interstellar space. The Simpsons Just a [L]ittle airborne
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He needs to hurry his swamp ass up. In Pat's words from his stream: "Ohhhh my god, Woolie needs to play this game. This is his favourite shit in the world."
Oh god, this was too good. If I were the embodiment of the footage used I'd feel utterly unworthy of how exquisitely overdressed(well edited) I was. Mimicking the rpg elements, dialogue boxes, sfx, using Automata loading screens was awesome. But you go even further as to make custom parody content. The text parts after Seymour went to the burger place, the ending screens and you even replaced the parts of the ost(become as gods with aurora borealis). And then Seymour perspective for B route. I must say, in my subjective opinion, this is absolutely heavenly. There's so many levels to it. Thanks for making this man.
Why are there excavators attacking me 9S? Oh those aren’t excavators, they’re arms! Arms from the Goliath class unit we’re fighting! Mmm, Goliath units!
That bad ending was really the bit that sells it the most, especially with how many bad ends are literally just "they walked off & never came back". Even if you did it by accident. I'm so sorry Pascal.
I feel like I've ruined lunch, Burned my roast, and blew my chance, And the kitchen, looks so ominous And as panic turns to fear, Smoke starts to overflow, My lies, I hope are inconspicuous Oh ye Gods, are you punishing me? Am I in purgatory for my past mistakes? This is my Hail Mary Throw Fast food disguised as a home cooked meal Chalmbers will you love me now? Cause we're going to play it straight Even if our claims seem implausible It's like I'm hiding an aurora behind that door I wish that someway, somehow That I could save this luncheon But the truth is that "steamed" hams aren't grilled Maybe if I keep believing, my hams will come to steam Come to steam... (Seeeymore haaalp)
Words cannot express the sheer love and appreciation I have for every last thing in this video, from the voice editing and sound effects to the background music inserts to every part of the title screens being replicated nearly 1 to 1.
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You're just thinking about how much you want to feed Superintendent Chalmers, aren't you?
hfgfdcrdtred fool?
hfgfdcrdtred you fools it's clearly both as this video covers the duality of man along with its existentialist themes
Kill
Or maybe fuck?
hfgfdcrdtred I honestly thought that 9s wanted to fuck 2b but everyone is saying that the 4 letter word is actually kill.
It was just a stupid meme, why do we get masterpieces from it
I don't know, but I'm okay with it. This is one of the best ones yet.
Well this stupid meme spawned from one of the most hilarious scenes in The Simpson history.
Oh no doubt. But still. The quality of some of these is amazing.
I'm in awe of how good this actually is.
I wasn't aware it was a meme before looking at suggested videos underneath. This particular one is still the work of a mad genius though.
Hopefully we will see Routes C & D where Skinner's Mother is finally playable.
You get that skin after playing the DLC.
Im crying holy shit
And then we learn that Skinner isn't even Seymor Skinner.
Marcos Valenzuela That was a great episode
Completely ignored by her son Seymour's mother perished in the raging flames. Seymour felt bitter when he found her in the ruin of what was once his house. But at least he steamed a good ham
Ending C: [C]remation
Seymour's mother decided to leave her burning house to its fate and to go.....fishing. Yeah that's it, fishing With a smile on her face she packed up and headed for the coast. A decade later Seymour's mother found herself hunted by both the superintendent and Seymour-- a life she seemed to enjoy more than her previous one.
Ending D: Goo[D]bye Seymour
steamed h[A]ms
aurora [B]orealis
regional diale[C]t
delightfully [D]evilish
the fir[E]
Gin & Spice
Infammabl[E]
Un[F]orgettable luncheon
Obviously [G]rilled
I don't think [H]e's coming back
[I]sometric exercises
No mother, it's [J]ust the northern lights
Quite similar to the ones they have at [K]rusty Burger
O[L]d family recipe
Mmmm, Stea[M]ed clams
vain exaggeratio[N]s
n[O]rthern lights
albany ex[P]ression
Wow!
Why not "Unforgettable Lunch[E]on"?
Video clearly ends at 2:45 , well time to review it.
It's too short.
Lmao this is too real
WAHHOO / 10 -quoteth mario
To be fair, that's further than Dean Takahashi could make it
-IGN
Everything that's ham is designed to steam. We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of lies and deceit. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the superintendent who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to show him an aurora borealis.
Znijik So dang truue 😂
Genius
I spat my drink all over my monitor reading this
It's even better when you read it in Skinner's voice and speech pattern. Trust me, just try it.
Znijik_the_Zed What's the original quote of that? I haven't played the game.
The best one yet.
The way you added Skinners perspective as a "Route B"-Scenario was fucking brilliant.
lisa needs [B]races
Dental [P]lan
Now do Classical [G]as.
🅱️races
[Y]ou have ruined this, Yakov
The goggles. They do [N]othing.
You left out the C route where we find out there was never a ham, the burgers were people, and Skinner kills his mom with his own hands in the burning house, but otherwise accurate.
Curtis Hart that's been done actually
th-cam.com/video/ONiur_yDY9w/w-d-xo.html
The plot got so confusing at that point, i was still trying to figure out route A and B
And they go to space.
this made me buy nier automata, not even kidding
Wise choice
_a w i s e d e c i s i o n_
G o o d
Enjoy your tears
Enjoy the tears
Omg lmaoooo, you’ll love it
I wish Yoko Taro can see this
Rnjebus you can tweet it to him if you have a twitter
I like the inclusion of a bad ending route.
I want a full version of "Birth of an Aurora Borealis" now.
PPunktAlex and "the weight of the hams" too.
th-cam.com/video/Okp1lvIs6y0/w-d-xo.html
i want song of ancient ham
Hyde Matsumoto Fate or Atonement?
fate
*Chalmers Ending*
I never quite realized....
How beautiful this lunch is.
I’m coming everyone...I’m.. Coming
*The: Simpsons*
meaningless [C]lams
Time to fight the end credits...
[D]inner is served
This was way, way better than it had any right to be.
Like the game itself huh?
LET'S ALL
PURCHASE FAST FOOD AND
STEAM A GOOD
HAM
Omnywrench STEAM A GOOD HAM
STEAM A GOOD HAM
*DUN DUN DUN DUN*
STEAM A GOOD HAM
STEAM A GOOD HAM
Noose Chan become as hams become as hams everyone die and become as hams
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE. Steam.a good.HAAAAM
Though Homer was impressed by Barney's plight of his struggles with alcoholism, in the end he couldn't deny his love for humor. The vote for the best film of the festival came to a stalemate, and no winner was ever decided.
boo-[U]rns
...you magnificent fucker.
Not gonna lie, I lold at this comment.
Amazing work on this, my man. This is insanely well put together.
I especially love the minor stuff like how the player skips through the dialogue on the "second playthrough."
We should head back to the Bunker and check on those hams
Google are you fucking kidding me why would you let me pick such a retarded username your username is brilliant
DO YOU THINK HAMS ARE SILLY LITTLE THINGS?
cute anime girl NO!
St[E]amed Hams
Don't Say La[Z]y
This cannot continue
*Sapphire_Valley is offering to assist you. Do you want to accept help*
This video is perfect and I love the attention to detail, memes where never supposed to be this good. I was hoping to see Skinner enter the Hacking mini-game before replying "yes!" when asked about the kitchen During the B route though.
There is always Route C/D left.
superdinner [C]halmers
AURORA BOREALIS
AURORA BOREALIS
AURORA BOREALIS
AURORA BOREALIS
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
BECOME AS HAMS
Everyday I wonder if we'll ever get a chance to meet the Steamer of these Hams... And kill him.
[A]urora [B]orealis
In retrospect really regret deleting all the steamed hams I had saved on my console.
You did it for a good cause. Now other Skinners can also feed Chalmers.
every new playthrough reveals a hidden narrative layer, experiencing the story from multiple perspective, what a masterpiece
Marge: Homer, there's a woman here who thinks she can help you! Homer: Jackass?! Marge: No, she's a scientist! Homer: Jackass is a scientist. Marge: IT'S NOT JACKASS!!!
doctordoom85 I just want to say I love this comment. It gives me life. I laugh cried to it while listening to the soundtrack when it popped into my head.
"I hope you're ready for the real game to begin!"
"I thought 2B was the main character."
"Oh, no, I said 2B was the SLAIN character."
bruh
Too soon
Good, 2B was worst waifu.
Are these spoilers ????
@@joshuaperaltamachado7519 yes, yes they are
"Help! Heeeeeelp!!!"
*Weight of the world plays in the back.
Funniest part of the video.
You Got The [D]ud
formerly [C]huck's
Humstuk
Everything's Coming [U]p Milhouse
Unforg[E]ttable Luncheon
St[E]amed Hams
This isn't just a regular meme, this is... an advanced meme
Please make a full Aureora Borealis remix of This Cannot Continue, it's too good
th-cam.com/video/Okp1lvIs6y0/w-d-xo.html
GLORY TO HAMKIND
I actually thought to myself "Huh, that was fine I guess", then was ELATED to see the video was actually seven minutes long. Incredibly accurate. Honestly, I was ready for C, D, and E.
The following document details the final stages of Project KrustYBurger.
(Note that this document has been marked with Level-SS confidentiality, and should not be disclosed to any KrustYBurger personnel, including the greasy teen working the counter.)
Each Steamed Ham is equipped with a "black box", an item created by reusing the core of a KrustYBurger. As such it could be said that the consciousnesses of Steamed Hams and KrustYBurgers share the same structure. Said black boxes were installed after determining that it would be inhumane to install standard AI in Hams that are ultimately destined for consumption.
(For the record, malfunctioning black boxes have caused some Steamed Hams to turn hostile.)
Desperately need a version of This Cannot Continue with "Aurora Borealis."
TiberiusThyben it's also tune of become as gods as well.
it's also the tune of inspector gadget
th-cam.com/video/Okp1lvIs6y0/w-d-xo.html
Ending J: That's the [J]oke
Samuel Madden You suck McBain
You're thinking about how much you want to **** Chalmers, aren't you?
****** = Feed
****=kill
****=fuck
I can't believe this part appeared tho
Damn you got me
Chalmers [You are an odd fellow,] [but I must say,] [you steam a good ham.] [Springfield]
This is a goddamn masterpiece.
Thank you Super Eyepatch Wolf for bringing this gem to my attention. This is some excellent content.
I feel like I'm losing steam
In my oven and my clams
And outside, it looks so ominous
And as Chalmers opens the door
Silence starts to overflow
My cries are inconspicuous
Tell me Chalmers, care to join me?
In doing isometric exercise on this windowsill?
This is the smoke from the clams
They're steaming more than ever right now
Can you see the steam?
Cause I'll sneak over to get
Some fast food and disguise it as
My own cooking, I'll call the food steamed hams
I wish that someway, somehow
That I could just make Chalmers think
That the truth is that I'm a really good cook
Maybe if I keep believing my dreams will come to life
Come to life...
After all the steam fades
Open the door to the dining room
I can still, still see him sitting there
No matter how hard I pray
Signs of warning still remain
And life has become my enemy
Tell me Chalmers, are you prepared for this?
These mouthwatering hamburgers sitting before us?
I said steamed hams
I need you to believe that right now?
That's what I call hamburgers
Cause we're going to shout it loud
Even if our words seem meaningless
It's a regional dialect from upstate new york
I wish that someway, somehow
That it would be found in Utica
But the truth is that it's an Albany expression
Maybe if I keep believing my dreams will come to life
Come to life...
Cause we're going to shout it loud
Even if our words seem meaningless
It's a patented Skinner burger right there
I wish that someway, somehow
That I could share the recipe
That's passed down the Skinner family
Still, we're going to shout it loud
Even if our words seem meaningless
I call them steamed hams even if they seem grilled
I hope that someway, somehow
That I could say a good time was had
But the truth is that in my kitchen is Aurora Borealis
Maybe if you keep believing you can see it yourself
....no.
vortan freegaunt underrated
As the pig cruised through earth’s atmosphere it eventually broke free the bonds of gravity and began a long journey into space. If it could it would wonder at how such a simple barbecue could end in such a way. Millennia later a spacefaring race discovered the pig and had a hearty debate on how such a relic could appear in interstellar space.
The Simpsons
Just a [L]ittle airborne
I had forgotten I made this comment and I love it! Thank you for the upvotes!
Active missions: Investigate the malfunctioning access point in Skinner's kitchen.
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Everyday's a ham.
Every ham's a steamed.
Every day's great when you're memed.
This might unironically be the best meme i've ever fucking seen.
10,000,000/10 it has a little something for every android
This is the best one I've seen mad props man
SHE'S ALIVE you need to see the old school TH-cam version in the metal gear version
Thank God for super eyepatch wolf for pointing out this masterpiece
Now do Classical [G]as!
Definitely the best one so far. Amazing work.
This is something really special.
I just pray that Woolie doesn’t watch this before it playing.
Th3SmartAlec wait I thought he already did. is he gonna lp it?
I don't think he's started playing. Last I heard, several weeks back, was that he was still watching the Nier LP.
Gotcha. I was thinking about the demo video and that's why I thought he had done it. I hope he streams it at least.
He needs to hurry his swamp ass up. In Pat's words from his stream: "Ohhhh my god, Woolie needs to play this game. This is his favourite shit in the world."
Xenochrist of course it is. This game has short haired waifus that look like Vergil and can also punch people. It's like Woolie's wet dream.
I know this is just the Simpsons but the style, music, and atmosphere makes my heart soft from the memory of Nier: Automata. Beautiful game man
skiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeee[R]rrrrrrr!
Every time I hear any second of music from this game I am reminded what a masterpiece it is. Truly top 3 soundtracks in a videogame ever.
Ever NieR replay brings me back here. An endless cycle.
This video is the one that made me buy NieR: Automata
Funny cuz this meme actually introduced me to the game and I'm currently playing Route C
BECOME AS HAMS. BECOME AS HAMS.
WE WILL STEAM AND BECOME AS HAMS.
Oh god, this was too good. If I were the embodiment of the footage used I'd feel utterly unworthy of how exquisitely overdressed(well edited) I was.
Mimicking the rpg elements, dialogue boxes, sfx, using Automata loading screens was awesome.
But you go even further as to make custom parody content. The text parts after Seymour went to the burger place, the ending screens and you even replaced the parts of the ost(become as gods with aurora borealis). And then Seymour perspective for B route.
I must say, in my subjective opinion, this is absolutely heavenly. There's so many levels to it. Thanks for making this man.
THIS CAN CONTINUE
This is actually so well edited and really funny though good job oh my god
the *only* thing you're missing is a title drop
"You're thinking about how much you want to **** superintendent Chalmers, aren't you?" God this is a beautiful meme, such masterpiece
NIER TV ANIMATION ANNOUNCED!!!!
Nothing better than to celebrate the day with some steamed hams
Wait what, when
*It always ends like this.*
To this day, I thank this video for introducing me to this game
was expecting a route C from Skinner's mother's POV.
[D]ental plan
Lisa needs [B]races
Why are there excavators attacking me 9S?
Oh those aren’t excavators, they’re arms! Arms from the Goliath class unit we’re fighting! Mmm, Goliath units!
I love the inclusion of a bad ending, that caught me totally off guard. This is amazing
That bad ending was really the bit that sells it the most, especially with how many bad ends are literally just "they walked off & never came back". Even if you did it by accident. I'm so sorry Pascal.
I feel like I've ruined lunch,
Burned my roast, and blew my chance,
And the kitchen, looks so ominous
And as panic turns to fear,
Smoke starts to overflow,
My lies, I hope are inconspicuous
Oh ye Gods, are you punishing me?
Am I in purgatory for my past mistakes?
This is my Hail Mary Throw
Fast food disguised as a home cooked meal
Chalmbers will you love me now?
Cause we're going to play it straight
Even if our claims seem implausible
It's like I'm hiding an aurora behind that door
I wish that someway, somehow
That I could save this luncheon
But the truth is that "steamed" hams aren't grilled
Maybe if I keep believing, my hams will come to steam
Come to steam...
(Seeeymore haaalp)
This was my first exposure to the steamed hams meme/scene, and it is amazing. None of the others can top this. Great job.
"You're thinking about how much you wanna **** Chalmers, aren't you?"
That... Got me off guard.
The only thing missing is an unexplained "Picture Book" cutscene and the N2 girls in the background of some of the Route B scenes
JuanACookie Marge's sisters, perhaps.
Oh great. Now I have a bunch of 'Steamed Hams' videos because I watched Super Eyepatch Wolf talk about them
Birth of a wish < This cannot continue < Become as Gods < Aurora Borealis
Sides: [O]bliterated
Thought I would revisit this before Nier Remake comes out. 2018 seems like so long ago.
Eyepatch Wolf brought me here.
I almost burst out laughing when the loading screen appeared
This is a work of art
I’ve seen so many of these and while I love all of them dearly, this might still my favorite one.
Omg. Yoko Taro might see this. This vid was top notch.
Seeing this after eye patch wolfs video, didn’t not disappoint
Super Eyepatch Wolf brought me here.
I'm late to the party, but this all makes sense now that I've finished automata
[Life is full of struggles][but there’s always another way][don’t give up!][Springfield]
I'm so glad that Super Eyepatch Wolf recommended us this.
This is somehow really beautiful.
I'm in the middle of a Super Eyepatch Wolf video and wanna watch it before he talks about it. 7 minutes NOT wasted! :D
I'm here because Super Eyepatch Wolf had existential crisis because of this video and made an 35 minute essay about it.
No matter how many times I hear it, the music is amazing
I've never quite realized how beautifully steamed hams are
isometric exer[C]ises
Words cannot express the sheer love and appreciation I have for every last thing in this video, from the voice editing and sound effects to the background music inserts to every part of the title screens being replicated nearly 1 to 1.
Anyone who has played nier automata should watch this , it's way too good
Damn man thank you recommended for his masterpiece of a meme
Glory to Hamkind! - Yorham
This video is top tier meme quality
The only thing it's missing is Emil periodically fading in in the background. BUY THINGS NOW OR YOU WILL CRY ALL NIGHT.
The narration of Skinner waiting in line is hilarious.
This is aw[E]some
This is art.