Speech: why put CROCS in car seats?

A comedy 30 second proposition speech, exploring whether a crocodile is a good candidate to be placed in car safety seats, when compared with other marsupials. Vote at aristorators.com/aristorators...
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Transcript:
There now comes before the House, a 30 second proposition as to an alternative answer to the question of which marsupials one should place in an isofix passenger car child safety seat.
So I think that I'm not very comfortable with the lack of consideration of saltwater crocodiles, because now hear me out here. A saltwater crocodile is not a marsupial. They do live in Australia and Australia is the home of marsupials and because their home is Australia, they are by definition to be considered marsupials. Now it is a terrible idea to put a crocodile in a car child safety seat. They're very, very dangerous beasts. They'll probably try and kill you. And they won’t fit in the seat. But we need to talk about these kind of things and that oh Grand and Learned Society does constitute the insights that I commend to the house.
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[@omboybread]

I have never witnessed such intense levels of intelligence, crammed in such a short time. Truly a great achievement of Western thought and society. Bravo.

[@aristorators]

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[@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401]

If the definition implied here of a marsupial ("an animal which lives in australia") is correct, acording to the society, we mustn't then ignore tarantulas.
And that, oh grand and learned society, does constitute my insights that i commend to the hous

[@aristorators]

An excellent point! And while it is unlikely they would fit in a car seat, that doesn't mean that they shouldn't be at least discussed. Thank you for this learned contribution.

[@blitzszz]

this really helped me to place my marsupial saltwater alligator from australia into an isofix child safety car seat. maybe not i think

[@aristorators]

Thanks for commenting! The proposition is that we discuss the topic of course. It does feel that you're correct that should a saltwater crocodile become a recommended marsupial for placement in isofix child car safety seats, many instructional videos will be needed.

[@vacatiolibertas]

this is very funny

[@bruhmcdeez9788]

If we are putting crocodiles in car seats I think that the allagators should not be counted out. Equality for all.

[@aristorators]

Thank you for this important contribution. It feels that an alligator may be more challenging to classify as a marsupial, unless there's maybe one in a zoo in Australia?

[@razvanrusan9319]

funny!

[@TheRealStewpid]

this literally made me blow air out of my nose

[@aristorators]

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