“Come a little closer” Me: (sprays disinfectant on your face) No social distance. Also why would I want to interact with anyone. Who do you think I am?? An extrovert 🙄🤚
"When I fell during the trip. You know, on those stairs..." Are you implying something!? I can't help my horrible balance ok? Also, heheh "fell during the trip"
I find it kind of funny how many similarities there are between me and the listener, even when I'm a loud open person and they seem to be a more quiet closed-off person. Both of us seem to have warm hands and the intuition to help others, it is very sweet to see and be complimented on.
I come back to this one every time. I just really love the conversational aspect of it, not expecting the world of me but simply pointing out things you've noticed about in-universe me, I love it, thanks again for making this one
“Come closer” Me: ok “Oh I for got to ask you do you have any spare change?” Me: so is the only reason your talking to me because you want money?!?!🙄🤚🏻 smh
Him: everyone was talking to someone, doing something but not you Me: and why would I be willingly talking to people? That would go against my life motto: Less people, less problems
6:06 LOL I always say what's on my mind, you literally have to shut me up if you want some peace and quiet 😂 It's nice to be seen as an introvert for once in my life, it definitely is a new experience 😂 thanks for this alternative universe Salad, I love it
@@SaladVA To me it is not a problem that your descriptions don't cover Everyone (that would be kind of impossible except if you became extremely vague, which would take away from the story element in my opinion). I kind of imagine "the listener" as being an alternative version of me, so every time your character points out a very specific detail of the listener, not only do I get butterflies from "oh my goodness gracious this person sees something about me that makes me special to them, I am so complimented I feel so flustered", but it also builds the image of this seperate me that is loved (whether fictionally or not, it fills me with hope for the real me. If this fictional me can be loved with all their flaws then I see no reason why the real me can't be loved with my flaws). So yeah, I like your formatting, the story really pulls me in. (Edit: Also your voice Definitely pulls me in and makes me sink into this fictional world you have created for a blessed 10-20 minutes, I very much appreciate it)
Him: "When I fell during the trip. You know, on those stairs..." Me: Looks like an injury competition, eh? * Ahem* I fell over a *baby chair* and broke my nose, I don’t think you can be as clumsy as me.. (true story 🥲🤚)
I've been hit in the face 20 times with a soccer ball, hit my face with a basketball 14 times, cat scratched my nose twice, sprained my foot and my back, I've fallen down the stairs 3 times, hit my head on some books 23 times, hit my head on a metal chair leg 1 time, face planted after falling of the stairs once, I think that's it.
I slipped on ice and hit my elbow and got a fracture on my elbow joint and once I accidentally poured hot coffee on my self burning my chest and foot I think I won
Omggg your videos are amazing! Literally! I mean your voice literally gave me frikkin butterflies!😳😳☺️☺️... Your videos surely do make me feel like wrapped in a warm blanket and felt cozy! Thank you for making our life's a little better🙌🙌😃
10:32 yes my hands are warm, I am the designated space heater of my loved ones, I guess in this fictional realm I can also be your space heater? Or be more than just your space heater? (This is where my flirting skills are at 😂)
This is my second time listening to this and I love it so much 🥰 This is the audio that made me discover you Greek Salad (sorry couldn't help calling you that😅)! You're amazing!
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“Come a little closer”
Me: (sprays disinfectant on your face) No social distance. Also why would I want to interact with anyone. Who do you think I am?? An extrovert 🙄🤚
How dare I even-
@@SaladVA yeah how dare you even-
mood
Dont wanna get rona now do we?
@@marijmd7314 no ma’am/sir/person-
"your hands are warm"
bro no they are not i am literally an ice queen
Let's say it's an alternate universe where you have warm hands. ^^'
LET IT GOOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOO CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOOOORRE
Says the person not drinking nice cold boba
@@CluelesssShe oh to be a person holding a nice cold boba😔
the cold never bothered me anyways :>
"Tell me what you think about"
my mind: *flying sheep*
I'm just imagining sheep with the monty python theme at this point 😂
THIS-
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE- I CANT- 😂🤚
My mind: *you got games on yo phone*
Me thinking of security breach song when freddy started huming it 🐢
Ah- Yes I like being alone. So what!? *Aggressively eats bag of chips*
Th-there's nothing wrong with that...
@@SaladVA good! Cause I don't like doing things wrong.
That's the spirit
She gonna take a potatoe chip 🥔 and eat it 😋
The chips I’m claiming are TOOBS
"Come on, I won't bite."
umm but i do bestie, and ill bite your god-damn kneecaps gts
Dayum... o.o
Please don't take my kneecaps...
@@SaladVA YAY KNEE CAPS GRRR ARFF WOOF *bite *
Him: "don't be shy"
My mind: DON'T DO IT. DON'T DO OT. DON'T-
my mouth: "PuT sOmE mOrE"
xD
Levi?!
@Mina Ashido Mina?!
@Mina Ashido I was never here- Ima go back to Shoto- piece
@@L4st_St4r w a I t - no come back 😃
"When I fell during the trip. You know, on those stairs..." Are you implying something!? I can't help my horrible balance ok? Also, heheh "fell during the trip"
Hooooold up, I was the one that fell.
@@SaladVA That's what you 'said' at least.
wow i wasn't ready for a 10 minute "expose me" session 😳
Uhm, I dunno if that was intended 😅
same
3:33 “you don’t look tired at all”
It’s called insomnia sweetheart 😉
😂😂😂yes insomnia person here
3:33 "You don't seem tired at all."
*me who hasn't gone to sleep even though it is 8am*
Oh noooo, get some sleep, please
@@SaladVA I will thanks for caring :)
@@SaladVA wait what’s sleep?
Him: “... do you mind coming with me ? “
Me: I will follow you to the end of the world mr. handsome voice
Aww, thank you! I'm glad you liked it! ☺️
@@SaladVA part 2 part 2!! I love this so much!! 😭😭
Omg I thought you said mr. worldwide LMAO
Him: “I’ll keep that a secret for now”
Me: “um.... did I ask?!?!🙎🏽♀️ Tell me what you wished for with MY money🙄✋🏽“
he:dont be shy
also mhe: PuT sOmE MoRE ·w·
🤭
" Just look at you! You are all red! "
Me who's white as hell:
' Are you sure about that? '
Yes, I'm sure he's sure!
@@SaladVA Nah he isn't sure ;P
What did I wished for? I wished for Venti ☺️
*cries in primogen*
Did you get him tho?
Bruh I wouldn’t expect this to blew up so much in so little time, it exceeded my expectations, good work!
- IDKSnufkin sent his regards
I'm glad you liked the way it turned out! ^^
"Tell me what you think about"
Me: Next question
Him:"you dont seem tired"
Me:"Its named 💫Makeup💫 my friend"
Oof 🤭. I hope you get some good sleep sometime though
Him:I don't bite
Me: let me see yo teeth if u have sharp canines im...
Gonna stay cause who doesn't likes a vamp friend
I’m running out of adjectives to say how great you are at this, Salad! 🤣 So, I’ll just repeat myself: YOU’RE AN AMAZING VA! 👏🏼
*bows* Thank you, Ink
Him: look at you ur all red
Me:
*puts blue face paint on*
“are you sure about that?”
Curses, foiled again *shakes fist*
I find it kind of funny how many similarities there are between me and the listener, even when I'm a loud open person and they seem to be a more quiet closed-off person. Both of us seem to have warm hands and the intuition to help others, it is very sweet to see and be complimented on.
Always a good wonderful day when we get some story driven asmr.
True, it's my favorite kind as well when watching it myself.
Aww this was sooooooooooooo cute and warm my heart amazing job Salad!
Thanks Nela!
Me counting the O its 14
5 views and 11 likes????? I think youtube had one too many shots-
Even TH-cam can have a weekend sometimes, I guess? xD
"You.. Don't seem tired at all"
Me, who stayed up trying to finished chem before the morning: I'm running on fear 😊
I come back to this one every time. I just really love the conversational aspect of it, not expecting the world of me but simply pointing out things you've noticed about in-universe me, I love it, thanks again for making this one
the fact that i was searching up asmr popular guy confessions
Oh wow, I just posted it at the right time then!
Good to see you again, Salad! amazing content as always!
Thanks Aubree! Sorry for the long wait!
Cucumber Approved
Thank you, sir Cucumber!
Confessions are the greatest and congrats on 2k subscribers
Thank you, Flagler!
Him :" come on"
Me who heard : "cum on"
My low level in english and the fact that I read yaoi: oh shit-
*having 16 assignments due in 2 days*
Me:ASSIGNMENTS CAN WAIT BUT THIS CANT SORRY MISS BROWN BUT ILL TRY AGAIN NEXT YEAR💃
Nooooo! Do the assignments!!
@@SaladVA I totally didn’t stay up and slept for just 2 hours doing them
@@unwxted_4393 wait what’s sleep?
@@aash1_ lol l was askibg the same question
"You don't seem tired at all."
Me:(An insomniac) What does that word mean? I have never heard of this word "tired".
Him : i watched u.
Me : so u in a way stalked me. Thats cool i stalk people to.
I mean.... Wait what?
Him: hm... I’ll keep that a secret for now.
Me: All right, then. Keep your secrets.
😂😂
This is amazing dad! ❤️❤️❤️
Thanks!
Dad? 😀✨
@@moonrigh2770 yup
*Sweet Home Alabama starts playing*
9:34 as someone who blushes very clearly when complimented I can attest his words, I am currently pretty red
Literally had to pause the video because I couldn't stop dying when he said "Got any spare change"😭😭
🤭
i love how he respond to people
I asked him if he was alone.. If I was him I would be CREEPED OUT XD
My cousin: is that boy your boyfriend?
Me asf: what?? nAWWWW... I mean yes..? nOOOOOO 😁🤚🏻
Pfft 🤭
@@SaladVA WAIT WHAT YOU SAW MY COMMENT BYE THATS SO EMBARRASSING JFSKSHSJSJSK 🕳🏃🏻♀️
Yup, I saw it 😂
*s-*
*SHHHH IM ALREADY HERE 😔✌️*
I'm glad you're here!
@@SaladVA :)
Runa????
@@raerae01 Me?
2k awesome work!! This is adorable!! Wishes are always fun as well as confessions.
Thank you so much! 💕
Okkkkay why it’s make me have butterflies ♥️♥️🤦🏻♀️
:O I didn’t watch it yet but, I already know it’s gonna be good from my father here :)
Aww thanks ^^
@@SaladVA Your Welcome. You are the best dad! :D
“Come closer”
Me: ok
“Oh I for got to ask you do you have any spare change?”
Me: so is the only reason your talking to me because you want money?!?!🙄🤚🏻 smh
Him: everyone was talking to someone, doing something but not you
Me: and why would I be willingly talking to people? That would go against my life motto: Less people, less problems
"there's so many coins in this thing."
"wanna steal them and buy chips?"
This is cute I love this. ❤️😭
Thanks! I'm glad you like it! :)
I've just come across you and your voice is so calming, I love it.
Thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it ☺️
6:06 LOL I always say what's on my mind, you literally have to shut me up if you want some peace and quiet 😂
It's nice to be seen as an introvert for once in my life, it definitely is a new experience 😂 thanks for this alternative universe Salad, I love it
I'm glad you liked it. I can't make the audios conform to everyone's personalities, unfortunately but I'm looking into some different formats.
@@SaladVA
To me it is not a problem that your descriptions don't cover Everyone (that would be kind of impossible except if you became extremely vague, which would take away from the story element in my opinion).
I kind of imagine "the listener" as being an alternative version of me, so every time your character points out a very specific detail of the listener, not only do I get butterflies from "oh my goodness gracious this person sees something about me that makes me special to them, I am so complimented I feel so flustered", but it also builds the image of this seperate me that is loved (whether fictionally or not, it fills me with hope for the real me. If this fictional me can be loved with all their flaws then I see no reason why the real me can't be loved with my flaws).
So yeah, I like your formatting, the story really pulls me in.
(Edit: Also your voice Definitely pulls me in and makes me sink into this fictional world you have created for a blessed 10-20 minutes, I very much appreciate it)
“Yea! I’m inviting you!”
Mind: No thanks- I have too many fictional boyfriends to worry about.
Mouth: YES.
Congrats on 2k 🥳 also love ur voice keep it up☺️
Thank you!
I'm sorry, but that soft "Yay" near the beginning made me audibly dawww.💞
Thank youu! o.o
“I can’t see with out my glasses”
**my girl flashbacks**
*P A I N*
STOP I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS SO CUTE
Damn you calling me out in the video 😔 where the cameras 👀 and oh lord first thing I said when you said you tripped I was like DID WE HELP HIM UP
TH-cam brought me here and I'm glad it did. This was so cute🥺 I just fell in love with your voice :)
Oh wow, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it ☺️
Him: I guess that was when I started to like you.
You...LIKE me?
Him: yea I really like you.
Wait, why?! I'm trash. Like, wtf
Congrats on 2K
Thank you! 😃
oh NO this made me cry 💜
Awww 💕
This is most definitely a class trip
So I would find the place with the most echo and sing Isabella's lullaby
I can't be the only one..
I'll need to look that up.
him : do you have spare change?
me : yeah i actually have a lot :) (for real i have so many ;^;)
Him: "When I fell during the trip. You know, on those stairs..."
Me: Looks like an injury competition, eh? * Ahem* I fell over a *baby chair* and broke my nose, I don’t think you can be as clumsy as me.. (true story 🥲🤚)
Ok, you win this round. I hope you're better now though
@@SaladVA yeah I am, it happened like 5 months ago
I've been hit in the face 20 times with a soccer ball, hit my face with a basketball 14 times, cat scratched my nose twice, sprained my foot and my back, I've fallen down the stairs 3 times, hit my head on some books 23 times, hit my head on a metal chair leg 1 time, face planted after falling of the stairs once, I think that's it.
@@marideyzaplagge8787 you poor thing-
I slipped on ice and hit my elbow and got a fracture on my elbow joint and once I accidentally poured hot coffee on my self burning my chest and foot I think I won
This is the first I've seen of you and I love your voice so much! This was great!
Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@@SaladVA It's no problem really! Have a good day/night!
Doing my hw to this >>>
Not me 12 hours late cuz I just woke up 😭
Oh well good morning! ☺️
Omggg your videos are amazing! Literally! I mean your voice literally gave me frikkin butterflies!😳😳☺️☺️... Your videos surely do make me feel like wrapped in a warm blanket and felt cozy! Thank you for making our life's a little better🙌🙌😃
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Thank you for the kind words 💕
Omg the pic its the photographer in the genius inc.
"What are you thinking about?"
Me: Carbonara
As always, bravo! 👏🏼
Thanks Kira!
This definitely needs a part two
Please
Gonna have to think of a storyline but I'm willing to give it a shot.
Me when he told me how amazing it is I am still awake: yeah, I have ✨InSoMniA✨
Him: you really enjoy the outdoors a lot don’t you
Sir I don’t even leave my room😐
Dont know why but this made me cry 🤚🤚
Ohh noooo. That wasn't the intention! 😦
Sounds great! Keep up the great work!
Thank you! Will do, Vince!
I wished for hugs cause im ˡᵒⁿᵉˡʸ 😔
Aww, you get hug *and* headpats
Him: don't be shy
My brain:...
*put some more*
🤭
Awww this is everything
I'm glad you like it ☺️
The "hmm" and laugh always hit me so hard T^T
Aww, I hope you enjoyed it 💕
@@SaladVA as always ♡♡♡
10:32 yes my hands are warm, I am the designated space heater of my loved ones, I guess in this fictional realm I can also be your space heater? Or be more than just your space heater? (This is where my flirting skills are at 😂)
This is my second time listening to this and I love it so much 🥰 This is the audio that made me discover you Greek Salad (sorry couldn't help calling you that😅)! You're amazing!
Inner peace... well...... more like I was anxious to do something else in the bus, that's why I try to see the scenery and distract myself shshshsh
Ugh i always wish for part two on every videos you make huhu🥺😖
Oof, means I'm gonna be busy
@@SaladVA Sorryyy can't help it, you have such a wonderful voice. BUTTT don't forget to take take of yourself! We love a healthy and happy salad va❤
Not me calling him Bruv and bro throughout this video ✋👁👄👁💧
No way, breh
Brother zoned 😔
“Nice evening isn’t it”
“ i bet u like nights like these”
Me 👁👄👁 but u just said evening
Him shhhhhh
…
me listening to salad VA
my FBI agent: baby im not even here ✋🏾😐
“tell me what you think about”
me: cats😪
Ahh here I am again popular x listener. Oh wait it's also a friends to lovers guess I double dipped into my favorite Asmrs.
I'm glad it agreed with you 😊
Could you make a part 2 where the rest of class finds out and some girls get really jealous? Or something like that😅
That's not a bad idea 🤔
NICK FROM PERFECT WEDDING 😫 love those games:)
I love it ❤️ so cute 🥰
I'm glad you like it! 💕
"You never say what's on your mind "
My mind: I NEED to get zhongli from genshin umpact
Thomas j... he can’t see without his glasses he needs to wear his glasses
Velma searching for glasses.gif
When he said site seeing I thought he said night sleepies.....I still agree both ways.
This guy's a photographer btw
Yendere simulator flash becks
oh wow this is actually pretty~ i really like this UwU
Thanks! Hope it was worth the wait! 😅
@@SaladVA OMG YES very worth the wait, i really loved it
Thank you that in your universe my hands are warm.. they seriously aren't
Consider it an alternate universe 😂
@@SaladVA oh yeah I will xdd but you made my day noticing my cringey comment so thank you again 😊
@@elliefrost2172 My pleasure ☺️
@@SaladVA You're so kind I can't- anyway I hope you're taking care of yourself properly. Because that should be the main thing on your list :3