Jonah Hex (is horrible) - Caravan Of Garbage
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- Jonah Hex isn't very good. Despite an incredible cast it does absolutely nothing else right which makes it perfect for the DC Graveyard. Josh Brolin, Megan Fox, Michael Fassbender and John Malkovich could not save this from bombing both critically and commercially because...well yeah it's just not very good or interesting or fun or anything. Thanks for watching!
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The sequence with Richard Gatling deliriously bumbling his way around time and space was some peak comedic editing.
I was riding the bus home while watching and had stop before I cracked up in public
Went to the comments to say this and behold the first one I see.
Can’t believe that you guys got Richard Gattling on the show! I’m a bit worried that he might have dementia though.
Gattling is such a diva on set.
He
@@vicmatthews7747 ???
I forgot just how stacked the cast of The Losers was.
Idris Elba, Zoe Saldana, Jeffery Dean Morgan, and Chris Evans back when JDM was the biggest star of the 4. Crazy.
Excited to see their coverage of it. Love that movie.
Great flick.
It still holds up too!
Bloodsport, Gamora, the Comedian and Captain America
What an odd Superhero team
@@forickgrimaldus8301 I just realized most of them have done several superhero projects from both DC and Marvel that's crazy
I think a producer looked at a version of this and said: "What do you mean he doesn't do magic? His name has Hex in it!"
Can't believe this movie came out the same year as True Grit. TG was such an excellent Western. And josh Brolin was in both films. 😆
In a similar vein, Eric Roberts starred in both The Dark Knight and A Talking Cat?!? the same year as well.
And Toy Story 3 came out, that's got a Cowboy.
I literally thought True Grit WAS Jonah Hex until 30 seconds ago
True Grit's an incredible movie and he gives a very interesting performance. I don't know what he does in this because I have never and will never watch it.
@@christopherjones5446 Oh man. I wonder which one he's more proud of.
I just realized that Jonah Hex is the plot of Wild Wild West without the giant iron spider.
A giant robot spider makes way more sense than Malkovich's dragon ballz
I was about to comment "this looks like a worse, less fun version of "Wild Wild West", and that's not a thing I thought I'd ever say".
Ex Confederate (ancestor) who wants to bring back the Confederacy is an ongoing plot point in America.
I can’t decide which movie is worse.
@Luis Z It's Jonah Hex. WWW has more fun and redeeming qualities to it. To some folks (myself included) it's a pretty enjoyable flick. I don't know ANYBODY who talks about liking Jonah Hex lol
I feel like someone was trying really hard to cash in on a Comic license by trying to make a Pirates of the Caribbean "supernatural history" style action adventure and just fumbled the ball at every step.
Which is a damn shame because I tend to enjoy a lot of Weird West stories.
This film came out while I was working at a movie theater in New York and I could have seen it for free.
I absolutely feel great for never having seen it.
No one blames you, mate.
Did you see Toy Story 3 instead?
A true testament to a bad film! Would you willingly watch it for free?! Nope! lol
Hah! Good call. Slightly related, I also worked at a theatre and took some friends to go see Ghost Rider 2. Upon leaving, one friend said to me ‘I got to see that for free, and yet I still want my money back.’
Josh Brolin and Michael Fassbender sure have had an interesting journey through comic book movies. 😂
I saw (most of) this movie in theaters when it came out. When it got to a little bit past the mid point of this horrible film I noticed two people next to me get up for what I assumed at the time was a bathroom break. About 10 - 15 minutes later they didn't come back, so I turned to my wife, who I was dating at the time and said, "I think we can just leave." And she said "Yes". Only movie I've ever not stayed for the whole thing.
I love how you imply that you just didn't know it was possible to leave before it ends lmao
@@AlexGonzalez-gf4oz you are LOCKED IN! Don't even think about trying to open those doors or a toxin will be released into the theatre
@@AlexGonzalez-gf4oz he was too polite. He wasn't sure if he should let staff know they were leaving early so they can just stop playing the movie and have the theater cleaned ahead of schedule. He was being very considerate.
This is almost exactly the same as my experience watching Tomorrowland, except we also dozed off for a bit before leaving.
I left during "How High". Not sure what I was thinking even going to that.
I was actually invited onto the set since I have a Jonah Hex blog (Matching Dragoons, shameless plug).
The Netherworld fight was the original ending, I believe. There was a LOT more film that was shot with Mike Shannon along with a big scene in a New Orleans graveyard. I don’t know why so much was cut.
Talking to folks on set, the makeup guy talked about using a branding iron on a pork roast for research on how yo make the scar, almost everyone had fake rotting teeth prosthetics, and this movie ALMOST made the list for Best Makeup Oscar.
The movie is terrible because of the supernatural stuff and inverting the characters motivations (Turnbull wanted revenge on Hex in the comics). The books have so much good content that they ignored.
I did notice and like the teeth thing. I also like how tough they made hex in this, he takes a lot of punishment (double barrel shotgun to the chest) i thought they combined a lot of the classic DC stuff, the HEX comic stuff(the hightech weapons) , and the vertigo stuff (Which is more supernatural ) but maybe that was too much for one movie
I'm sorry for your loss
@@drinoaki Hey, I got a free trip to New Orleans, got to meet Brolin, Malkovich, and got to bust Arnett’s chops a couple of times, so it was a win.
My initial impression of this movie was that it was originally gonna be rated R and a lot was cut out hence the short runtime I feel like there was supposed to be a sex scene with Jonah and Lilah but just a weird cut to them laying in bed lol
Mr. Hendrickson, please give me advice on Jonah hex trade paperbacks or omnibus! I read a couple issues in the new 52 era when I was a teenager
No worries you will forget this movie. I watched this movie once 10 years ago and I literally only remember the Gatling gun scene and him shooting the dude in the bar. I remember this movie so little that I can’t even remember if I hated it or if I was meh towards it.
How did you forget Megan Fox showing off what is most probably the absolute BEST example of the female form in cinema at that particular time?
@@r.shanethompson7933
The "BEST" example of the female form is one that can only be obtained in animation?
I mean, we all have kinks, but… ew.
I'm quite sure I watched this. But I also don't remember any of it.
This is a perfect Caravan of Garbage movie, something that I've always been vaguely curious about but have no desire to actually watch
Its worth watching. Im not saying its good but i enjoyed it for what it is
I fell asleep in the theater to this movie
Dark Tower and Jonah Hex having the same production company adds a lot of context to both movies. Obligatory, Jonah Hex was in the Batman Animated Series and it was awesome (or atleast more consistent than this movie)
Yeah, as soon as I heard Akiva Goldsman was attached to Dark Tower, I knew it was fucked. That's two of my favorite cowpokes he's screwed over now.
One of my favorite Batman The Animated Series episodes; they had a zeppelin!
Mason describing Jonah Hex made me realize how poorly designed my D&D character is and I feel personally attacked
I recommend the animated Killing Joke movie for the DC Graveyard. Or that Batman & Harley Quinn one
Batman & Harley Quinn is probably the most disappointing DC release in the last 20 years lol. At least BvS was a new thing and didn't have anything to tarnish
Hi Jumby
@@DigitalJacob Hi Jacob
I nominate Green Lantern
@@dylanstoudt6499 Not sure what you mean by BvS being a "new thing." Ruined a lot for people who knew.
This is by far some of the best editing on this show to date. Excellent job Ben and Lawrence for the edit as they say
You’re only supposed to praise Ben and never even acknowledge laz, collings, Matt etc
Every time I look at Jonathan Hexagon all I can think about is how uncomfortable it must be to do literally anything mouth related with that fused skin flap across his lips. Like, just cut it dude 😕
Yeah there's a lot of nerve endings in the face so it'll hurt like hell but also you're not slicing an artery open.
@@PileOfStones Not to mention, it probably hurts less than pressing a hot hatchet to it.
I'd love to see you guys do CoG on the first two Hellboy films soon
I think its the perfect time to face your fear and dive to furthest part of the graveyard: Supergirl(1984)
Have they already done it? Or am I thinking of RLM?
Nearly a year later. Apollo and his gift of prophecy once again
Hex's origin story is Dances With Wolves, but the chieftain's bio son resents the white guy for being better than him in every way, so he challenges him to a religious honor duel and sabotages his equipment, leading to Hex's exile and his face being branded.
The character has always been a guy that supernatural stuff happens to, not that does supernatural stuff. He's literally just a decent gunman who has to deal with ghosts, demons, and getting thrown through time like Samurai Jack.
Like, if in the next Justice League movie they're having a climactic battle on Apokolips, he could just be in the background capping parademons with a space gun while riding a robot horse, with several of the Female Furies draped on him like a Frank Frazetta painting, with no explanation or acknowledgement whatsoever... that would be the truest depiction of the character EVER.
Well, if you go by the Batman: The Brave and the Bold episode "Duel of the Double-Crossers", Hex DID hook up with Lashina at the end, so yeah, spot-on there!
I loved how they explained the scar on Jonah's face in Crisis on Infinite Earths crossover. Ezra's Flash, Ellis' Constantine and Jonah Hex - All unexpected!
Not sure what u mean by that. The Jonah hex from the crisis crossover is a different earth’s Jonah hex (earth 18). He’s not the same one from previous episodes of legends of tomorrow. The earth 1 Jonah hex was scarred by Quentin Turnbull after he set a church on fire with hex and the entire town of Calvert trapped within it.
@@thewerewolff7248 yeah you're right, the alternate Jonah didn't have the scar and Sara made the joke saying "I guess you were gonna get this scar eventually" when she mutilates him to make him submit
I don't know why but since "Batman Begins" review I am extremely paranoid with Caravan of Garbage videos
You're probably concerned they will pull the rug out from under you for a second time.
@@VALENTINEBEAMS a third time. They did the batman begins thing twice
@@maugdw those scamps!
They didn't mention it in the video, but the editor of the movie uses the same damn clip of Jonah Hex riding a horse every time they have him traveling long distances. By the third time that it happens, it comes across as comical.
It makes me laugh how James always calls Megan Fox "Me-Gan Fox".
It fits right in with how James and Maso say "Sega"
Its the sex oclock news
That’s how Americans pronounce Megan though, so she probably calls herself ‘meegan’. Either that or may-gon
But the true way is ‘meg-an’ Meghan is an Irish name and it’s pronounced like M+ egg 🥚 + Anne
Thats how Aussies say it. Source: Me, an Aussie
@@johntonssen7231 I’m from New England, and I’ve always heard Meg-an, never Meeg-an. I don’t think I’ve ever personally known anyone named Megan.
Hollywood exec decision-making always baffles me. "Hey, we spent a bunch of money on a property that people like, with decades of experimentation and refinement shaping it into what it is today." "Great, let's change it."
Hollywood execs: 'What lucrative property can we fuck up in adaptation this year?'
wait, Boba Fett had a magic lizard come out of his nose just like Jonah Hex had a magic bird come out his mouth.
does that mean Book of Boba Fett is just as good as Jonah Hex?!
A Jonah Hex movie that is an actual gritty western and with a similar tone to The Batman would be cool. I just don't see it ever happening.
For sure. There's all kinds of potential with a smart writer/director.
The Batman is like a neo-noir. A neo-western would be more fitting like RDR2 or No Country For Old Men.
@@elmandarin1002 I was talking about in terms of how serious and brutal it was. It we are talking more specifically, I think Outlaw Josey Wales, 3:10 to Yuma and Hell on Wheels are good templates for what a good Jonah Hex movie could be like.
I think that they should go for a more Spaghetti Western feel a la Django (with Franco Nero) or A Fistful of Dollars.
What sucks is Josh Brolin is really good casting for Jonah if it was a good project
No. Nononononononononono…no.
Seeing the director in a flat-billed hat and a THRASHER t-shirt really explains this movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
His hat is tilted to one side because he's kewl! Not because he's a twat!
Because Brolin starred in the movie Thrashed in the 80's
It's amazing that not only did this movie not turn Josh Brolin off being in another comic book movie he actually went on to create two incredible characters, one of them I'd even call iconic, in different movies that came out the same year.
One of the only movies I’ve ever walked out of in the theater. I usually try to stick it out even when they’re bad, but I realized I’d rather do literally anything else with the next hour and ten minutes of my life than watch the rest of Jonah Hex.
I remember seeing this in theaters with my grandpa and my only knowledge of the character was from Batman the Brave and the Bold and BOY were we confused by this film
I gotta ask: How old were you when you first saw it?
I unironically love this movie. It's just good fun
Fr it’s great
James and mason should’ve read “Riders of the worm and such” its one of the best jonah hex stories (and very supernatural)
I kind of want to hear your thoughts on "Cowboys & Aliens", but maybe another bad western from the 2010s with surprisingly A-list actors so soon is a bit much.
I cant believe that CW's legends of tomorrow actually did this character justice
I just remember being so shocked by how short the movie was, I just sat their in the theater like “that’s it???”
I thought the idea of Hex having a link to the supernatural by communing with the dead was an interesting idea, kind of like Pale Rider. Unfortunately, I think it didn't work for the movie and derailed the character.
You're not far off: Brolin actually played scenes from High Plains Drifter for the WB/DC execs, telling them that's the sort of movie he wanted this to be.
"My goodness Mason, is it good to be back?"
"No!"
There must be something wrong with me. I kinda liked this movie. I don't know, there’s just this charm to it.
I like it too. I love jonahs mix of wild west and lovecraftian stuff in the comics
Same here!
I liked it for how dumb it is and I was also high when I watched it on HBO Max lol
There's nothing wrong with you, this movie was fine for what it is, Like you don't watch movies based on comic books expecting art house films.
Don't get the hate for the film honestly.
Was a damn shame. The Jonah Hex comic is absolutely brilliant!
"Somehow, Malkovich returned."
-The narrator of this movie, probably
Michael Fassbender kills it in this. He is acting in a completely different movie and I love it.
You guys werent kidding about this being a graveyard. I've never heard of most of these movies 😆 great work boys 👍🏻
I really liked him in Legends of Tomorrow as a cool side character
With an old west character it should be more like "Legends of Bloody Yesterday" though
Played by Jimmy from That Thing You Do too
@@claymathewselevator8121 - Johnathon Schaech has loved that character since he was a kid (his dad introduced him to the comics). He always had a blast playing Hex.
The original script was almost 100 minutes, but they didn't have the bollocks to do that. It might have been another _Ghost Rider 2_ situation, written by the same _Crank_ guys. Balls were shot off, Zombies were running rampant, etc...
Richard Gatling is actually a relative of mine. Like a great great great great uncle or something to that effect. So now I can also say that Mr Sunday Movies has insulted my family. It’s quite the honor actually.
Honestly the whole touch a dead guy and they come out for a small bit is a neat idea
Jonah Hex...like Spawn, is one of those comic book characters who should work on the Big Screen...the only problem is to properly do either justice is to do a grimdark hard R film with barely a glimmer of comedy. Hex should be done as a serious western like how Logan was really a grim neo-western that just so happen to have comic elements.
Man, I miss Strongbad. He'd have made Jonah Hex so much more fun.
Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader, So and So, What's her face?, The Ugly One!
I said consummate Hexes! Guy wouldn't know Confederacy if it bit him on the face.
I have a crush on every boy! ARROWED!!!!
"You must be girls"
"I think I have a chance at this guy!" BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! (Also, I never noticed the alien with the bat is named Thomas. w00t!)
I forgot how funny the first few are. Reminds me of summer 2003 after freshman year of college.
STRONGBAD STILL LIVES on TH-cam!
Dunno about DC graveyard, but I recall an 'avengers' movie made during the 90's with Sean Connery as the main villain. Really don't remember much of it other than Sean and all his cohorts being dressed up in giant teddy bear costumes.
This reminds me, I must get round to watching Gallowwalkers, the Wesley Snipes Morricone-crossed-with-2000AD zombie Western that totally flopped. I saw the second half of it years ago on TV and actually thought it was a lot of fun, so I ordered the DVD. Never watched it though. I think I'm afraid it might have been bad after all.
I saw Jonah Hex in the theaters and haven't seen any of the Toy Story movies. So now you know who the movie was made for.
Moral of the story, if you wanna watch Jonah Hex, just watch the dc showcase short.
I only know of Jonah Hex from 1 episode of “Batman the Brave and the Bold”
Good series. Introduced me to alot of DC characters
I always assumed they were planning a R rating, but had to cut most of the movie to get it to PG-13
Hayward implied in interviews that they weren't concerned with ratings when shooting, but the closer the movie got to release, the more obvious it became that, while he wasn't concerned, the studio was. I think that may've also led to the flick getting so chopped up.
Watching random episodes of CoG and This episode Talked about Lance Reddick May he rest in peace
I also miss him. He was excellent in The Wire. RIP
I watched this movie once when it was passing on TV, I confess that the only things I remember was the bird coming out of the mouth, Josh Brolin and the prothestics.
Love The Losers... Was always on one of the movie channels for a while and would pop back up every once in a while.
Hex also appeared in an episode of Batman the animated series where he fights the son of Ra's Al Ghul. The episode "Showdown" is also the final acting performance of Elizabeth Montgomery aka Samantha from Bewitched.
The CW version was awesome. But I remember liking the Josh Broccoli version when I watched it way back. I was surprised to learn that it flopped so hard.
1:03 😂😂 the editors got me with this one
Nice of you to finally review Mason’s favorite movie!
He’s riding a sensible horse.
This movie just jumps around so much, I feel like the finale came out of absolutely nowhere, but who doesn't love some Gatling during battling?
I agree with you James. Really disappointed in Mason. Can't believe this is his 2nd favorite movie
You mean after cartoon Robin Hood because he's a furry, right?
“I’m Richard Gattling, where do I live?” 😭😭😭
jonah hex would just look mildly scared if he simply snipped his weird mouth flap.
"Here's a hint for next week's video" *title of the movie comes up as i say it* lmao
Wow I am shocked that this film had THAT stellar of a cast. How did this happen
"The Losers" is almost a good movie. Its a great cast, decent script and decent story. The problem is it is about Mercenaries with bloodless headshots and fake swear words. "The Losers" would have been amazing if they went full John Wick with the blood and swearing. When you watch it, it was clearly supposed to be Rated-R but was made PG-13 in the board room.
You know when a 1 hour 20 minute movie fells like 3 hours its a bad movie
“feels”
“it’s”
I actually didn't mind this movie when I saw it a couple of months ago.
you’re not kidding this felt long, i was watching this for 2 hours and looked at the time and only 6 minutes had gone….
Are you talking about this TH-cam video I'm clicking away from or the movie? 😂
@@radiofreeacab this video
@@ADAM_COLLECTS try Best of the Worst by Red Letter Media 😂😜
That little clip from Eclipse was genius. I want these clips to be snuck into every vid from now on.
I remember Jonah Hex being on Legends Of Tomorrow and being played by Jimmy from That Thing You Do
I'm going to be honest... I've seen this movie and I really can't understand why Mason is such a big fan of it... not great imo, but Nick Mason does love it and I suppose he's entitled to his opinion.
Also fun fact Matt LeBlanc, of Joey fame, has a producer credit on this movie. Apparently he had a movie production company that he had barely anything to do with and had no idea the movie was being made, but they slapped his name on it.
I watched this the first time I took an edible and ate 2 dozen hot wings and spent the last half of the movie swaying back and forth in front of my toilet as the movie still played on my laptop the room over
Family was killed, has no powers, uses guns for vengeance... is Jonah Hex the Punisher of the Wildwest?
I put Jonah Hex and Morbius in the same category.
You dare slip in a Spider-verse clip I have never seen in all my time of procrastinating on seeing that acclaimed movie? I die a little more inside. I oughta just...go watch it, eh.
I was briefly worried James was caught in some kind of temporal loop when he kept repeating “you might be!” at the end
I saw this In the theater and forgotten every second of it apparently. Also wow what a stacked cast
This reminds me of another weird 2010 western, The Warrior’s Way. Watch that!
I love how Maso persisted in interrupting James when he was just trying to talk about John Malkovitch
Please do: Wanted, Van Helsing and the two Hellboy movies directed by del Toro
People talk about Ryan Reynolds' "Deadpool-Green Lantern-Deadpool" comic redemption arc but Josh Brolin's "Jonah Hex-Thanos-Cable" comic redemption arc might be better.
I vividly remember being on my 8th grade class trip to DC and being very excited for the then upcoming Cowboys vs Aliens. I saw the studios come up during the title sequence while watching TV in the hotel room and then seeing that it was Jonah Hex. My friend and I just looked at each other deflated and also confused thinking, "wth is this??"
I remember they kept showing this film on Australian TV for some reason, never bothered to see it despite seeing the ads about a 200 times
Tongue through cheek 😂 well done Maso
RIP lance
Of all performances in Brolin’s career (because nepotism) this was certainly one of them…
I actually remember liking this movie. Only saw it once. Should prolly give it a rewatch.
You guys are without a doubt the most entertaining channel on TH-cam, love you fucks
Corsets aren’t actually that restricting. This idea that they make women pass out is kinda crazy, if you’re passing out from a corset then you’re wearing it wrong.. it’s essentially a bra. Women used to wear them to do sports in lol
Christ, that animation is shocking for a big budget summer blockbuster. It really looks like an animation student's end of year project.
I completely forgot about this movie. I don't know why they made a movie about DC's most boring character.
Probably why they gave him powers. The idea to make the movie in the first place is baffling, you're right.
Just the utter hilarity when Maso is talking about the corset and Lawrence pulls the zoom in shakey cam while Maso stumbles on his words shit like that is so small and it makes me laugh my ASS OFF! everytime 10/10