"Btw, I hate to break it to you, but he's reading the Da Vinci code." LMAO Conan is the only show host who can strut into a different culture and make it funny without making a mockery. Now THAT is pure talent.
Depends on how someone takes it , It only takes an intelligent person to understand Conan's jokes. if some lowlife Cvnt sees this he / she will take it Negatively
This reminds me of The Simpson's episode where Krusty the Clown tries to get a Bar Mitzvah. This is very fitting since Conan used to write for The Simpsons a long time ago.
Doktor - Yeah. Conan is a really smart dude. He's a Harvard grad and wrote for his college journalism paper. He wrote The Simpsons only for a few episodes before beginning his career as a late night talk show host. His first episode he wrote by himself was "Marge vs. The Monorail". He credit The Simpsons for helping his career when he just started. Another reason I understand his humor so well since I grew up with the Simpsons as a kid.
My bar mitzvah's. Life just ain't fair. Though a couple of my friends had better Bar Mitzvahs than Conan. One kid had a James Bond 007 themed Bar Mitzvah at the Mariott in Downtown SLC and they gave away 007 DVDs to all the guests. Another was at the Utah Olympic Park and had skiers jump into a pool in the middle of summer, they gave away official Salt Lake City 2002 Ballcaps there. My brother went to a Bat Mitzvah party that was literally next door to a Green Day concert in 2005 my brother and his friends sneaked into the Green Day concert. Another one that my brother went was on the roof of the Wells Fargo building, the tallest building in Salt Lake.
One of the most beautiful experiences I ever had was my friend's wedding,whom are both Jewish and it was a perfect mix of modern and traditional Judaism and I cried and it was stunning. Such culture to continue to love,thrive and enjoy and celebrate and praise. I always somehow connected to many different individuals from different Hebrew backgrounds. It has been a huge blessing because they accept me more (I am a electic witch) than any other community that I have ever tried to connect with. Shalom! Many thanks brothers and sisters of the Earth.
IG 16 They do in the US. Both my father and my brother are and we're a Catholic family. Not every US male is circumcised, and if they're not, it has nothing to do with religion.
Assuming that's an actual question - Jewish belief, especially amongst Orthodox Jews, requires deep life-long scholarly delving into the faith. (I know you're joking, but the more you know 🤷🏾)
TO CLARIFY: A Jew may NEVER marry a sister or mother, and if he did this sin is VERY serious. The rabbi was only using this extreme example to show Conan just how new of a person he would be if he converted - because a convert is considered as a completely new person with no relatives in the world, in THEORY, if a man and his sister both converted to Judaism, then they would not be considered as having relatives let along a sister or brother, and theoretically could marry. In reality, nobody would do this. The example is meant to make the person aware of their newness. AS FOR G-D'S NAME BEING CENSORED: Orthodox Jews do not write out G-d's name or even say G-d's name except in prayer. Otherwise it is taking the name in vain.
@Palestinian Rambo you know, it's funny... Sometimes I ask myself those big questions about you and us and who tells the truth, but then I see people like you and feel disappointed with myself for even pondering...
fun fact lol- these two blonde boys are actually identical twins who were in a singing reality show for israeli kids called "beit sefer le musika"(musical school).
“Rabi, listen if you had a publicist, he would be pulling you out now” there is only one person in the world who can come up with something like that and that’s conan 😂😂😂😂
HOLD UP, you're telling me that as adults, we cannot comment about the physical appearance of a child? When you call someone gorgeous or beautiful, it's not always sexual. Stop being overly sensitive. You're defending things that don't need to be defended. While there have been an increasing number of pedophiles in a past decade, you can't just claim that someone sounds like one just because he or she made an innocent comment like that. Cut Erick some slack.
4:30 she and he said: Congratulations Conan!!! SHE:... lots of health and happiness. And you will succeed do what you love to do! Me see the video and the boy next to her: 😮 Lots of health = Be healthy all the time
I find it funny how different Judaism is in Israel than in the US. As a Jew who moved from Israel, we still follow Israeli customs, and my American Jewish friends didn't quite understand it.
as a jewish person i just wanna say, and i cant stress this enough... YOU DONT MARRY YOUR FAMILY AFTER A BAR MITZVAH not then, not never where the hell did he find this rabbi
ggwp ezpz ????? He said after conversion, you have a completely new start in life. So much so, that you are born anew and are spiritually disconnected with all your past. Even to the point where your parents are in essence not your parents any more. Fact. But of course on a practical level you don't marry a parent.
Pure Conan : at the same time hilarious AND substantial. And I don't wanna sound creepy, but that young girl near the end is gorgeous. The dude is right, Israel is blessed in that department.
When i look at the comments of this video i just think. It's so easy to hate other people and it's easy to get other people to hate you that you sometimes wonder if you do anything else.
Conan your a life saver my 7 month old was just crying frantically tried carrying her, putting her in the carriage, letting her lay in bed but nothing was working until I decided to put this episode on and she just passed out in the first 2 mins woohoo
"what's the deal with this guy? is he still studying to get in?" is one of the funniest off-the-cuff jokes conan's ever made in my opinion.
Instantly half the state of Alabama became interested in Judaism
And the other half don't need an excuse, I assume..
Breaking news, Alabama becomes the next Jewish state lol
And the other half already did it
Utah: Hmm. That's interesting.
Hehe
That Rabbi has some solid comedic timing
Welcome to Judaism
@@MS-dh9gh Gotta love, otherwise you'll probably cry.
Anyone does around Conan
They usually do! Leno had a rabbi who wrote jiokes for him, lol! Funny stuff!
I like the rabbi
Conan is by far the funniest and best Show Host of all time:-)
Marlon WeBBeR and Letterman
Wouldn't go that far. There was a guy named Johnny Carson that comes to mind.
When were you born? Yesterday?
The word "of all time" has been used a lot lately by kids. .
Lol
perioooddd
"Btw, I hate to break it to you, but he's reading the Da Vinci code." LMAO
Conan is the only show host who can strut into a different culture and make it funny without making a mockery. Now THAT is pure talent.
perfect description - "make it funny without making a mockery"
Goes to show how intelligent he is that his humor is both physical and intellectual in moments like that. 👍
Depends on how someone takes it , It only takes an intelligent person to understand Conan's jokes.
if some lowlife Cvnt sees this he / she will take it Negatively
The rabbi was so nice and had such a great sense of humor
1:28 "rabbi, listen.." Imao
Katy m 🤣😂🤣😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻
This reminds me of The Simpson's episode where Krusty the Clown tries to get a Bar Mitzvah. This is very fitting since Conan used to write for The Simpsons a long time ago.
Doktor - Yeah. Conan is a really smart dude. He's a Harvard grad and wrote for his college journalism paper. He wrote The Simpsons only for a few episodes before beginning his career as a late night talk show host. His first episode he wrote by himself was "Marge vs. The Monorail". He credit The Simpsons for helping his career when he just started. Another reason I understand his humor so well since I grew up with the Simpsons as a kid.
iGaara19 yee I love the simpsons
Lol BUT I know his humor so well. We shall duel at dawn, there can only be one.
Why would he pull the "marry your sister" card so quickly? I mean, there are so many other examples to give.
back wayyyyyyy back during the early years of man incest was common.
Erik P.T. Also down wayyyyyy down south in the U.S.
Erik P.T. some Westeros history l guess.
Umbra, Jaime should've converted.
it's obviously edited... could've been a long lesson.. and he's only showing the funny parts..
3:37 LOL Conan screwed up the last syllable and actually said "evil" instead of "towns" (in all your evil)
Pineapple29 even without intention there are still some comedic aspects gotta love conan obrien
Ok that's just hilarious
"shahareha" is "your gates" not towns
i was thinking the same!
It's on purpose he knows
"Bar Mitzvah means you become a man"
"Yes, I will like to become a man"
"The theme tonight is..."
*shows shirt* "Boy II Man" 🤣😂
Thanks I'm both blind and deaf and I can only convert comments to braile in hopes that I find one that explains the video, so you saved the day.
They should write subtitles explaining the sound too.. I really hope some day Conan's remotes will be available with subs
Pure gold! 🤣
I like when people write what we all heard in the video, yet fail and write incorrectly.
Why was Conans pretend shotgun Bar Mitzvah better than my entire Bat Mitvah that I spent over a year preparing for
My bar mitzvah's. Life just ain't fair. Though a couple of my friends had better Bar Mitzvahs than Conan. One kid had a James Bond 007 themed Bar Mitzvah at the Mariott in Downtown SLC and they gave away 007 DVDs to all the guests. Another was at the Utah Olympic Park and had skiers jump into a pool in the middle of summer, they gave away official Salt Lake City 2002 Ballcaps there. My brother went to a Bat Mitzvah party that was literally next door to a Green Day concert in 2005 my brother and his friends sneaked into the Green Day concert. Another one that my brother went was on the roof of the Wells Fargo building, the tallest building in Salt Lake.
@Isaac Kramer I wonder where you live
I live in Israel. This synagogue is in my street but I found out Conan visited it only after he already left 😭
I literally had school ceremonies in that synagogue haha
@Rey - take your meds
Iden Seidler Awww, I would be so sad if that happened to me, haha! Ignore the mean comments. I hope you get to meet Conan one day!! :)
I always thought all synagogues look alike! I sure couldn't tell one church from another.
וואי איזה באסה לך חחח
Why is all of this so short?!? I need a 3h special!
Sympath der Seefahrer we need a new show just with this.
@@ninciared9054 Thanks dude.
Sympath der Seefahrer because it’s free my homeboy beggars can’t be choosers
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Conan in Italy with Jordan SCHLANSKY
saideivr47 Yesssss! Why hasn't this happened yet? It's a great idea
YES
yea yea whatever, that's just the 76th time i read this...
lets start a change.org campaing, how about that?
saideivr47 He said they're working on it in a Reddit AMA a while back!
One of the most beautiful experiences I ever had was my friend's wedding,whom are both Jewish and it was a perfect mix of modern and traditional Judaism and I cried and it was stunning. Such culture to continue to love,thrive and enjoy and celebrate and praise. I always somehow connected to many different individuals from different Hebrew backgrounds. It has been a huge blessing because they accept me more (I am a electic witch) than any other community that I have ever tried to connect with. Shalom! Many thanks brothers and sisters of the Earth.
So we get from that that Conan is uncircumcised.
Mohamed Farouk Catholics don't usually get circumcised
IG 16 They do in the US. Both my father and my brother are and we're a Catholic family. Not every US male is circumcised, and if they're not, it has nothing to do with religion.
Yeah, because he's a sane person.
Amanda Tessmer well depends, I also live in the US and my family is Catholic too and they don't circumcise the kids because of religion.
You also have to remember that Catholics in the US are a small percentage compared to other countries.
What's with this guy? Is he still studying to get in? 😂😂😂
Assuming that's an actual question - Jewish belief, especially amongst Orthodox Jews, requires deep life-long scholarly delving into the faith.
(I know you're joking, but the more you know 🤷🏾)
@@thepablorz it was just a quote from the video…
TO CLARIFY: A Jew may NEVER marry a sister or mother, and if he did this sin is VERY serious. The rabbi was only using this extreme example to show Conan just how new of a person he would be if he converted - because a convert is considered as a completely new person with no relatives in the world, in THEORY, if a man and his sister both converted to Judaism, then they would not be considered as having relatives let along a sister or brother, and theoretically could marry. In reality, nobody would do this. The example is meant to make the person aware of their newness.
AS FOR G-D'S NAME BEING CENSORED: Orthodox Jews do not write out G-d's name or even say G-d's name except in prayer. Otherwise it is taking the name in vain.
@Palestinian Rambo same to you
@Palestinian Rambo Where do you get your facts from? Go do some "fun" stuff with your brother
@Bmw Fi Exactly, They are normal people and never killed their children.
Thank you
@Palestinian Rambo you know, it's funny...
Sometimes I ask myself those big questions about you and us and who tells the truth, but then I see people like you and feel disappointed with myself for even pondering...
I freaking love how this rabbi is straight up with everything!
I love it when conan goes to places and does random things. He is so funny no matter what he does.
You can just say that you Love Conan, it's quicker
We love you Conan! Shanah Tova!
@Yanai Leviבטח שכחת שהוא בטח שכח שהוא הגיב את זה נכון?
I always scroll down to find your comment on a conan israel video xD
@Yanai Levy בטח שחכת שהגבת לו שהגיב לך שהגבת לו שהגיב לו ?
A couple of the boys looked like young Conans.
yes!! i thought i was the only one who noticed lol
fun fact lol- these two blonde boys are actually identical twins who were in a singing reality show for israeli kids called "beit sefer le musika"(musical school).
they have the seeds of future greatness
2:00 Lol What's with this guy? Is he still studying to get in?
Elliot Burack lol the look on his face like what's going on? Lol
Elliot Burack 😂😂😂
Lmaooo. Comedy gold
Assuming that's an actual question - Jewish belief, especially amongst Orthodox Jews, requires deep life-long scholarly delving into the faith.
The last thing he needs is another book.
The Lanisters and Targaryens liked this video
Am dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even the Dothrakhi's approve this ! xD
Eh?
😂😂😂😂
Daren Redman He said you could marry your sister
1:27 Oh my god! I love how Conan gently articulated that the Rabbi put his foot in his mouth
When he said, “it’s like marrying your sister...” instant thought hit me 💭 .....
“SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!”
Hahahahahaha 😂 same tbh
I love this series so much
I could watch Conan walk around and talk to people in different countries for hours and not get sick of it.
What a lovely group of people and what a lovely country.
“Rabi, listen if you had a publicist, he would be pulling you out now” there is only one person in the world who can come up with something like that and that’s conan 😂😂😂😂
Three of the boys at the Bar mitzvah looks totally like young Conan's lol
they are future conans
The Rabbi seems to be a very kind man.
Conan in Israel videos are hysterical
"is he still studying to get in" that one killed me
And when I hold a party for a bunch of 12-year-olds the cops show up... Fair...
Omfg. That made me laugh hard as hell. Lol
*THIS IS THE FBI OPEN UP*
04:29 I love how they cut the girl off, like ‘yeah whatever, we don’t care, too long’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
what could be she saying anyways? xD
@@jesussoto1700 she wished conan a wonderful life and stuff like this
@@braveheart996.
@@jesussoto1700.
Conan : "Do I look Jewish to you?" 3:23
*Music stop*
I died laughing
Assistant: Conan's family is 100% Irish. Like...really pure Irish
Rabbi: I know exactly the pitch to throw him
Rabbi: Conan, you can marry your sister
Rabbai dodged the question so stereotypically at 2:16
Why is it so short??? I can watch hours of this!!!
The little girl at 4:29 is absolutely gorgeous! If she isn't an actor, she should be.
But she is Hot though
HOLD UP, you're telling me that as adults, we cannot comment about the physical appearance of a child?
When you call someone gorgeous or beautiful, it's not always sexual. Stop being overly sensitive. You're defending things that don't need to be defended. While there have been an increasing number of pedophiles in a past decade, you can't just claim that someone sounds like one just because he or she made an innocent comment like that.
Cut Erick some slack.
Rety gorgeous isn’t a word you call children.
수키Suki Yes, it's the top of the beauty scale = Very very beautiful.
im gonna call the cops now
"Too long" oh my God I lost it , hysterical I ducking love Conan 😂😂💙
lol conan finds himself a bar where ever he goes
4:05 "oOhoohUuah"
This is so good😂 greetings from Israel 💙
Best wishes for u, my israeli friend..
*The children were so adorable!*
This man took Tony Randall's words to heart for decades. 😆
I already was laughing my ass off just from the title and conans ridiculous smile 😂
1:57 Rabbi’s expressions were priceless😂
Borat would have so much fun in there.
The well would be filled to the top.
he jev too
Uff Borat in Israel would be most epic movie ever, cant imagine how he could react to that sister marriage scheme
waa waa wee wa! He already use his sister, she say he never get, ...but he get.
I'd imagine he would. Since Sasha Baron Cohen has already been to Israel multiple times and has family there. ;)
"What's with this guy, is he still studying to get in?" I'm dyin'
Conan is such a kind soul :)
Congratulations Conan!
I just love you Conan!!
2:00 Is he still studying to get in 😂, that one got me
love you conan
4:24 !! hahahaa the poster and cake!! hilarious!! 😂 😂 😂
The world would be a much better place if all people had this level of humor 😂😂😂
4:30 she and he said: Congratulations Conan!!!
SHE:... lots of health and happiness. And you will succeed do what you love to do!
Me see the video and the boy next to her: 😮
Lots of health = Be healthy all the time
4:05 kills me every time
i NEED one of those tshirts
Bernie sanders would be proud
he is not even religious...
Erik P.T. Bernie Sanders is a lot more Jewish than most "Christian" politicians claim to be christian.
It’s weird Bernie sanders is a socialist being a Jew and all
Sam Halstead, how so? Christians worship a socialist Jew.
Isaac Kramer Jews like saving money they don’t like giving it away
Got me at "murder" and the Rabbi's face lmao
I find it funny how different Judaism is in Israel than in the US. As a Jew who moved from Israel, we still follow Israeli customs, and my American Jewish friends didn't quite understand it.
“Either Chop Chop or No Chop Chop” 😂 😂
as a jewish person i just wanna say, and i cant stress this enough...
YOU DONT MARRY YOUR FAMILY AFTER A BAR MITZVAH
not then, not never
where the hell did he find this rabbi
ggwp ezpz ????? He said after conversion, you have a completely new start in life. So much so, that you are born anew and are spiritually disconnected with all your past. Even to the point where your parents are in essence not your parents any more. Fact. But of course on a practical level you don't marry a parent.
ggwp ezpz whew what a relief.... I couldn’t even pay attention to the rest of the clip my brain was turning over that whole concept! Lol
Shitty religion
Are you from Greece?
@@No-bi3pb absolutely
This is heartwarming.
Conan israeli funny! 😁
Rachel Felix get out! 😂😂😂
Rachel Felix haha best pun of today!
You just made my entire workplace laugh so hard when I read your comment out loud. Hahahaha
Robbie S hahaha That's Nice! 😂 I hope you guys have a good weekend! 🙋
David Thomas 😂😂😂 I could not resist.
I love Conan so much.
Only Conan can pull this off, even with Sammy Hookah Store
I love Coco.
Havent seen him answer a question with a another question.
"this guy doesn't need anymore books, he needs a dirt bike". Lmfao, done.
please start a travel show conan.
conan is the only grown man who can have a party with children and we can all agree its fine
He had a better Bar Mitzvah than i did wow.
Pure Conan : at the same time hilarious AND substantial. And I don't wanna sound creepy, but that young girl near the end is gorgeous. The dude is right, Israel is blessed in that department.
Im having bar Mitsvah this week so watched it.
He gave me a couple ideas.
I can't believe Conan really played table football with his rabbi on his bar mitzvah 💀
rabbi harbertal must be one of my favorite guests evee on conan. his reactions to conan are too cute hahaha
This part of TH-cam I like watching Conan
They seem to have a good sense of humor. Conan can be quite provocative.
He was way to happy when he said you could marry your sister
Conan's a legend 😂
that rabbi is very patient
"Chop chop or no chop chop" hahahahah
man this guy is trully funny..... he is the best
"I understand its traditional at the Bar Mitzvah for me to get gifts is that right rabbi?" "Hooo hooo hu ah" XD
Rabbi Halbertal is such a sweet dude hahaha
What was the girl saying at 4:28, she had lots of different expressions xD
Congratulations Conan, much health and happiness, may you be the best in what you're doing (That's what I heard at least)
Congratulations Conan, much health and happiness; May you be successful in all the things that you love doing!
@@parcyvalley9618 i agree she is hot
@@tur334 i agree dude she is hot
" Chop chop or no chop chop" 😂😂😂😂😂
Rabbi's expression at 1:57 had me rolling😂😂😂😂
I love Conan way too much
When i look at the comments of this video i just think. It's so easy to hate other people and it's easy to get other people to hate you that you sometimes wonder if you do anything else.
Conan your a life saver my 7 month old was just crying frantically tried carrying her, putting her in the carriage, letting her lay in bed but nothing was working until I decided to put this episode on and she just passed out in the first 2 mins woohoo
Most beautiful people ever....
lol
Yesss
Yes ❤️
Oh man that ending had me dying
love you conan!! such a fine man! 😉
YESSS!!!! I was hoping for this! Hahahaha