Love how by sending Dan a threat, the dev actually brought more people to watch this year-old video and in turn help him earn back the 3 pounds through ad revenue.
Raptor Jesus "Thrilling and destructive gameplay Realistic truck physics and a dynamic damage system Drag, Freestyle, and Championships Excellent visuals and a head-banging soundtrack Take pictures of your stunts and share then on Facebook and Twitter" Copy pasted straight from there game website. I Think they're lying.
basically the devs screwed themselves over by sending the email because everyone who hasn't seen this video is now coming from nerdcubeds ultimatum video to see just how crap this game is...
Years later and still can't believe the Australian government threatened Dan over removing this video. I'm glad he didn't, that way it can live on TH-cam forever.
From the Devs on the Store Page of Steam - "It seems that there are some pretty major problems with the current build and I'd like to apologize to all of you who are experiencing issues. The team is looking into what went wrong and we aim to have an update for you as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience, we're on it." Just WOW, I mean really.
I honestly don't know what Dan was expecting from a made in Unity mobile game ported to Steam that literally has Autism Speaks banners pasted everywhere in the background in every level. Even if the game did have working mouse controls or a working reverse function when it was ported, anything with Autism Speaks on it is automatically sh*t no matter what.
11:16 - "This Monster Truck collision brought to you by... _(slides in)_... *Odyssey Batteries* - For when all else fails, because in this game, it will".
No ODD is a very fitting name, it is very odd to find such talent that can make a game so bad that it isn't even worth giving up a handful of chips (crisps) at lunch one day to buy the game, it is really hard to manage to make a game a level of bad that even when its on sale for 75 cents its not worth picking up for even shits and giggles. Heck main reason people bought Revelations 2012 was because it was such a terrible game it was amusing, this game is just bad without any redeeming factor. It is odd to see a game that isn't even worth a purchase even at 75 cents.
+Carbonic Buckey bought it before Dan showed what a piece of shit it was, played it twice(once then, once now with the updates) but I think I am now going to hell
I love your Hell videos and all, Dan, but all you really need to say is "Hello, procrastinators! This is a mobile port. Torah, procrastinators." We can infer the rest.
Kilun Gaming I know :) . I've been watching Dan for a few years now, and as an Irish person I've come across a fair bit of English slang. But thanks for helping (instead of just giving out to me).
For the money you bought this game for you could have bought a loaf of bread. You could have bought a really good loaf of bread. With cheese baked on top. You would have had more fun eating that loaf of bread than you had "playing" this "game". Now go out, and buy a loaf of bread. I want to see in my sub box "Nerd³ Plays... A Loaf of Bread". That would be great. Go do that.
To the developers of this game, If you end up reading this to see if the video is still up, I just want you people to know THAT I WILL NEVER purchase a game made by your piss ant little company!
I was the primary beta tester for this game years ago. It initially was suppose to be a PC Monster Truck simulator. It was great, you could change the set up and how the truck controlled and reacted in live time. You could change how the shocks were set up for the track you were at and other different items to make realistic to setting up your own monster truck for the event. Then we got sponsored by Monster X Tour and they wanted a mobile phone game. So the PC simulator was scraped and changed for an easy mobile game. The realistic arenas got jumps exaggerated for massive air and I was not heard of from the owner of the game. I helped him with the physics on car crushing and the damage model, the way they crush was the way they were in pre-alpha stages. Granted its an okay game on the mobile, what a massive piece of potential that just got wasted.
There was a monster jam game on the gamecube that was super-good, it had an offroad mode and stuff, I remember it being absolutely thrilling to my stupid child mind all those years ago. Now THAT's a port I'd enjoy seeing.
During the loading screen when Dan said he was getting the clicking noise in his left ear, I was getting it in my right ear? Illuminati or #HaveAWank ?
So Dan said the Just Cause 3 video was on Wednesday 22nd. But then on Twitter he said that it could come early with the hashtag '#Friday' Today's video has been released an hour earlier than usual... SO WHAT THE SHIT IS HAPPENING DAN I'M SO CONFUSED
6:47 - Yes, Dan. But think about all the cookies you can buy now with the money you make from this video! I bet you can buy like... 2 expensive bakery cookies! Just imagine it... mmmh.
Yet another link to the Steam Refunds page? C'mon Dan, there must be some imaginative, monster truck themed reference out there to post in its place...
I can imagine the developers in a meeting "I think it'd be profitable if we port our mobile game to PC" "What's a PC?" "I have no idea but we should do it anyway" "You think they have touch screens?" "Of course, we don't have to change the control system at all"
This game is actually kinda fun on mobile, and its also free and doesn't force micro transactions. However it is a steaming pile of shit on everything else. This game should stay on mobile forever.
what exactly is the point of a hell series if you buy bad games on purpose and then being pissed about them being bad? wouldn't it make more sense if you just buy a game (without looking at the rating) that looks decent and then figure out if its good or bad?
it's amazing how these games get put up on steam without the most basic of testing done to them. You would think they'd check to make sure the key assigned to do something actually does said thing.
+Dylan Collins it's very funny that the description link is steam refunds although if I got this I would want a refund but still how the fuck did this get on steam/green light EVEN PAST GREENLIGHT
Have you tried reinstalling the game? I fucking refuse to believe that this... buggy pice of shit... is being sold on steam right now. No. It has to be an installation problem. Maybe a bunch of files that make icons actually clickable and allow you to reverse got installed to the wrong directory and thus aren't responding...
Nick Chegodaev I think you're forgetting the massive shitstorm that is "Early Access". What about Ride to Hell, considered THE WORST Xbox 360 game OF ALL TIME? What about Alien Wasteland, a game that you can FINISH IN FIVE SECONDS??!! What about Steam in general? Steam is known for being a shit house and not doing anything about all the shit.
***** why do people like you use inferior operating systems just because you can't adjust to change? Get a start menu app, and you have a superior windows 7. But win 10 is coming soon and will make BOTH of them unnecessary.
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Suck Up!](/img/n.gif)
"It appeared on Steam, it's got massively negative reviews, I'm excited!"
Famous last words.
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen Who are you??
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
He is #1.
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen He is the better you.
Love how by sending Dan a threat, the dev actually brought more people to watch this year-old video and in turn help him earn back the 3 pounds through ad revenue.
Liked this video specifically because the developers threatened Dan to try to make him take it down, just saying.
smae
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Great Idea, Dito
+Silas183 ^^^^
So many Hell videos.
I love you.
Raptor Jesus Alan!
Sup
Raptor Jesus "Thrilling and destructive gameplay
Realistic truck physics and a dynamic damage system
Drag, Freestyle, and Championships
Excellent visuals and a head-banging soundtrack
Take pictures of your stunts and share then on Facebook and Twitter"
Copy pasted straight from there game website.
I Think they're lying.
There are so many hell videos because there are so many shitty games
Thanks... CAPTAIN OVBIOUS!
basically the devs screwed themselves over by sending the email because everyone who hasn't seen this video is now coming from nerdcubeds ultimatum video to see just how crap this game is...
Free advertising for nerdcubed
Streisand effect
I hope they know no one is going to buy their game because of Dans Ultimatum video. If someone did then it would be considered supporting them.
lol
Couple of people have bought it to write some negative reviews.
90% of this video is clicking sounds.
JackZake64 :D
No it's more like 78%
JackZake64 no that is his buttons on the keyboard dipshit
Brigham Bielema They still make a clicking sound, sherlock.
Brigham Bielema It's called a mechanical keyboard. The buttons click when you press them. Dipshit.
Years later and still can't believe the Australian government threatened Dan over removing this video. I'm glad he didn't, that way it can live on TH-cam forever.
The game link gets me everytime
Boufantiquitalafondriqua who the hell is CXonor24
From the Devs on the Store Page of Steam -
"It seems that there are some pretty major problems with the current build and I'd like to apologize to all of you who are experiencing issues. The team is looking into what went wrong and we aim to have an update for you as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience, we're on it."
Just WOW, I mean really.
so this is the game. I can't believe the developers aren't being sued for selling this pile of shit
That's not how legal action works, mate.
+Sheosamh Mac Ionnrachtaigh technically I could sue...I wouldn't win...but I could sue for mental damages :)
watch his newest vid on this the devs threten him
+Wiskers the cat Cat ive watched it...whats that got to do with anything
+Sheosamh Mac Ionnrachtaigh yeah I know that, just referring to his newest videi
okay, typing this before watching the video... but i'm sensing a lack in destruction... let's see how this works out
The Redstoner Yeah you're pretty spot on for that one. Also there are no mouse controls.
yep, found that one out real fast, i'm also sensing you're a Homestuck fan
Home stuck is bæ
Vriska best.
You can see the future!
I want a nerd cubed hell t-shirt that just says "This shirt cost real money"
How many people are watching this because of the Ultimatum video?
every one
yasss 😂
yup
Yup
Me
"It appeared on Steam, it's got massively negative reviews, I'm excited!"
Hey at least you can return this now
GRIZZLY_GUY hey fellow pilot.
Hello pilot
_metalman9_ i dont get it
-_-
you play warthunder. i play warthunder to.
_metalman9_ Might be he just chose a random pic? xDD
I honestly don't know what Dan was expecting from a made in Unity mobile game ported to Steam that literally has Autism Speaks banners pasted everywhere in the background in every level. Even if the game did have working mouse controls or a working reverse function when it was ported, anything with Autism Speaks on it is automatically sh*t no matter what.
Getting the videos out early for Just Cause 3 aye?
The hype is real!
#HaveAHype
***** Who is hy-e-pe? And why was he had?
***** 5 days...5 days
evilpigeonsify lol nope check his twitter, its either a massive troll or its tonight
evilpigeonsify WAT
***** Does he have a early access key? Cuz on steam JC3 is released 1. december...
11:16 - "This Monster Truck collision brought to you by... _(slides in)_... *Odyssey Batteries* - For when all else fails, because in this game, it will".
I'm downloading a copy of this video in case it gets removed by the Developers.
Same here. If it goes down I'm reuploading it and posting the youtube and dropbox link to anywhere that's vaguely related.
there is NO WAY he is going to remove this video.
Yeah but the devs might remove it.
Oliver Hackett they cant, its never happened successfully,
When has it? You guys should check out the on going Jim sterling slaughtering grounds meltdown videos... thats the big one right now.
Why is Ed Sherans's 'X' album advertised around the whole arena? c:
ItsFozzy Was that supposed to be funny?
It was.
whois ed sheeran
ItsFozzy Or the Autism Speaks Poster.
I thought it was promoting the X-files film :o
ODD games can piss off!
No ODD is a very fitting name, it is very odd to find such talent that can make a game so bad that it isn't even worth giving up a handful of chips (crisps) at lunch one day to buy the game, it is really hard to manage to make a game a level of bad that even when its on sale for 75 cents its not worth picking up for even shits and giggles. Heck main reason people bought Revelations 2012 was because it was such a terrible game it was amusing, this game is just bad without any redeeming factor. It is odd to see a game that isn't even worth a purchase even at 75 cents.
yup
Well you can piss off too Jamie
+ODD Games you done fucked up you know that right there is one thing going after Dan but going after the fans really
Tk x Frosts it's a fake account someone made....
I assume the fixed game is still a monumental piece of shit.
^
I have it. you have no idea. no idea
+Hf for the win what sort of evil deed did you commit to deserve this game???
+Carbonic Buckey bought it before Dan showed what a piece of shit it was, played it twice(once then, once now with the updates) but I think I am now going to hell
Careful or they're gonna sue you too. Pls dont sue me I think your game very good yes yes.
Wait what, an hour early?
Just cause 3 mate
Special video coming later. HYPE!!!
Edgar Wagt It's today?! :O
Thats on wednesday.
joel törnlund No, he tweeted there's something today
I love your Hell videos and all, Dan, but all you really need to say is "Hello, procrastinators! This is a mobile port. Torah, procrastinators." We can infer the rest.
Cap'n Game Dan is jewish now?!
Katie Walsh It's something Dan says. It's more pronounced "Terrah" than Torah..
Kilun Gaming Must be something we say in Britain - you'd spell it ta-ra.
Kilun Gaming it means good bye
Kilun Gaming I know :) . I've been watching Dan for a few years now, and as an Irish person I've come across a fair bit of English slang. But thanks for helping (instead of just giving out to me).
As an Australian citizen.. I would like to apologise for this game being a thing.
Your apology will be noted, thank you for your support.
Sincerely, everyone else in the world.
I love when Dan plays these games, because I know he can say "I could make better games then this" and mean it, since he has.
anyone notice there's a banner in the game that says "autism speaks"?
It makes me want to eat a skunk that died up an elephant's arse.
Cazaam the Angry Aspie Are you the cousin of the Angry Videogame Nerd?
I think we share something...
If Dan ever stops doing youtube, I think my heart may stop.
Same here. But if he does I hope the videos will stay on here along with his channel.
Ok, everyone, you can stop asking if we are here from the new video. Nobody cares.
ARE YOU FROM THE NEW VIDEO
I THINK HE MIGHT BE
+sean surname I THINK HE MIGHT BE
Вы пришли сюда из нового клипа?
Have you arrived from the new motion picture released from OfficialNerdCubed?
"Great, 50000 camera options but you didn't add a FUCKING REVERSE!!!!!!!!?" LOL
For the money you bought this game for you could have bought a loaf of bread. You could have bought a really good loaf of bread. With cheese baked on top. You would have had more fun eating that loaf of bread than you had "playing" this "game". Now go out, and buy a loaf of bread. I want to see in my sub box "Nerd³ Plays... A Loaf of Bread". That would be great. Go do that.
To add insult to injury, its free on mobile.
if anyone is still watching in 2022 click the game link and it'll give you a chuckle
This is actually a decent game on mobile devices, which makes it hilarious to see the port screw it up so much.
To the developers of this game, If you end up reading this to see if the video is still up, I just want you people to know THAT I WILL NEVER purchase a game made by your piss ant little company!
And fucking with our TH-cam and silencing your critics WILL NOT CHANGE THAT!
lol triggered man
I have a feeling the developers won't be happy about this. He will more than likely receive a strongly worded passive aggressive email from them...
I was the primary beta tester for this game years ago. It initially was suppose to be a PC Monster Truck simulator.
It was great, you could change the set up and how the truck controlled and reacted in live time. You could change how the shocks were set up for the track you were at and other different items to make realistic to setting up your own monster truck for the event.
Then we got sponsored by Monster X Tour and they wanted a mobile phone game.
So the PC simulator was scraped and changed for an easy mobile game. The realistic arenas got jumps exaggerated for massive air and I was not heard of from the owner of the game. I helped him with the physics on car crushing and the damage model, the way they crush was the way they were in pre-alpha stages.
Granted its an okay game on the mobile, what a massive piece of potential that just got wasted.
Who else is here from the nerd 3 ultimatum video?
Me
🙋
Me
I want to see this video as fast as possible in case se has to delete it
me
This is what Tony Abbott makes in his spare time.
Who is here from the Nerd³ ultimatum video?
everyone
Me
Me
I am
me
It's ironic there's a billboard in the stadium that says "autism speaks"
who is here from the nerd 3 ultimatum video?
i am
same here
me
A lot of people are and will be, including me
I was gonna say that.....
They pretty have ensured people will watch this video from threatening dan with their year 11 friends...
The scariest part is that 9 people recommend this game on steam....WHAT?!?!?!?!!!
Hearing dan click and touch his keyboard is really theraputic, i hope for more cities soon.
Imagine a window just popped up saying: "Click To Win"
TheRidgeGuy24 Legend says that you can still hear Daniel making dying raptor noises to this day
"Ram into them, kill a child!" -Dan 2015
Oh my god there's an 'Autism Speaks' advertisement
There was a monster jam game on the gamecube that was super-good, it had an offroad mode and stuff, I remember it being absolutely thrilling to my stupid child mind all those years ago. Now THAT's a port I'd enjoy seeing.
During the loading screen when Dan said he was getting the clicking noise in his left ear, I was getting it in my right ear? Illuminati or #HaveAWank ?
#IlluminatiWank
Maybe one of you had your headphones on the wrong way round
Nope they were the right way around :P
***** Maybe your ears are wrong way around?
***** Or you have your headphones on backwards...
So Dan said the Just Cause 3 video was on Wednesday 22nd.
But then on Twitter he said that it could come early with the hashtag '#Friday'
Today's video has been released an hour earlier than usual... SO WHAT THE SHIT IS HAPPENING DAN I'M SO CONFUSED
Go on irl channel
supereggman2000 The video wasnt on the irl channel, the "spoiler start" thing is on the main channel
it was originally a mobile game---
***** i even played the original mobile game... (my little brother had it) and it wasnt fun at all and in my opinion very buggy
***** No.. it's really not.. I mean, unless you count DS systems and such, but mobile phones are built to be shit for games
well srry
jonas bay And Dan notices this
Nuff said.
6:47 - Yes, Dan. But think about all the cookies you can buy now with the money you make from this video!
I bet you can buy like... 2 expensive bakery cookies! Just imagine it... mmmh.
Anybody else cringing at how hard he slams his keys?
I know we are
Nah its mechanical. They really couldn't care if you slam on em. If it were a rubber dome then yea.
Ah, the beauty of the Streisand effect :)
I played this on my phone about a year maybe two ago steam why!!
Jonathan Dartnell also i played this back on my iphone 4 for free
"this is the year of good games"
uploads 3 hell videos in a row.
i love you.
rip keyboard
There is no way that the game developers are able to even think about getting away with this. I stand with NerdCubbed
#dontbackdown
Honestly i could fall asleep to the keyboard sounds on loop. Just him going through every button on loop
Who else is here from the Ultimatum video?
i am
Me as well!
Same
I'm here from TotalBiscuit's video.
+LORD Eyehead I'm from nerd³'s video, then TotalBiscuit's
4:20 I died lmao, so good man, made my day
The "game link" in the description just brings you to the refund page XD nice one Daniel!!
'Straya has done it again with another quality product... so proud to be an Aussie right now...
Yet another link to the Steam Refunds page? C'mon Dan, there must be some imaginative, monster truck themed reference out there to post in its place...
2:42 - that was the funniest laughter I have ever heard coming out of your mouth xD
Scarce Anybody ?
yup
yeah
yeeep
Hell Yea Finally Someone Says Scarce
yep
I love how for the past few Hell videos you've given the link to steam refunds instead of the game
You can fix all these problems in the options menu.
;)
James Gilmore only if he could get into the fucking option menu
I did the ;) face to show I was joking
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nikita boryanov whoosh
I think I'm going to make an oath now.
"I solemnly swear, that I shall play no mobile games. At all. Ever. Forever."
drink me odd games
Lol yes
Hello my friend i see you are here as well
Wow this video is almost a year old, my how time flies
Everyone Odd games TH-cam channel has deleted all their videos and changed their name to Killer Keemstar.
I can imagine the developers in a meeting
"I think it'd be profitable if we port our mobile game to PC"
"What's a PC?"
"I have no idea but we should do it anyway"
"You think they have touch screens?"
"Of course, we don't have to change the control system at all"
This game is actually kinda fun on mobile, and its also free and doesn't force micro transactions. However it is a steaming pile of shit on everything else. This game should stay on mobile forever.
***** mobile games should stay mobile forever in general. mobile is NOT the future and never will be.
I would rather shine a flashlight in my eyes than watch this Dan. That's what I'm doing actually. I got a free mini one from a pool place.
what exactly is the point of a hell series if you buy bad games on purpose and then being pissed about them being bad? wouldn't it make more sense if you just buy a game (without looking at the rating) that looks decent and then figure out if its good or bad?
"I couldve bought a cookie, a real expensive bakery cookie" XD
So they ban games and force their citizens to play these? I feel sorry for our Australian brethren.
Sulthan14
With the way the government is going now, This is one of the best things they have done here V_V
2:39 He trolled you right there, what a game!
How many people are here saying how many people are here because of the ultimatum video?
Many people are. many many people
Nearly everyone.
There's an "Autism Speaks" banner in the Stadium... huh...
Hey I hope you make a video about this game, in it's current state.
Then you know if the people who sue you are lying.
I wouldn't do it if they gave it as a gift. Screw the devs!
it's amazing how these games get put up on steam without the most basic of testing done to them. You would think they'd check to make sure the key assigned to do something actually does said thing.
You have to pay money for this fucking game.Also 3 pounds/4 dollars.
3£ for this pile of shite what the actual fucking hell
+Graham Vsgaming he said the original is a fiver on the phone stores... disgraceful
+Dylan Collins FIVE£ FUCKING HELL
THEY WANT MONEY FOR THIS SHITE!!!!
Graham Vsgaming yeah, they should be fucking embarrassed for putting out this steaming pile of ass
+Dylan Collins it's very funny that the description link is steam refunds although if I got this I would want a refund but still how the fuck did this get on steam/green light EVEN PAST GREENLIGHT
I love how they've made the opponent accelerate ridiculously fast off the line to compensate for the piss-poor ai
MURNSTER TRAK
Dah you want sandvich?
Yesh
This thing aint on auto pilot son
Wrangler got nerfed :V
I clicked on the game link to see the reviews and description, then started laughing really hard once I clicked it
OMG I WANNA WATCH JC3 PLZ PLZ OMG :D
British Jamacan when is it supposed to be uploaded?
***** just 5 more days? JUST 5? JUST CUASE 5 CONFIREMED HYYYYYYYYPPPEeeeeee
***** wow, that soon
I'm at camp on the 22nd :(
Pokabou leave camp, it's worth it for jc3
"I'm having the best time of my life right now. So much fun!" - Nerd Cubed, on Monster Truck Destruction's Steam page or game box, I'll bet.
Have you tried reinstalling the game? I fucking refuse to believe that this... buggy pice of shit... is being sold on steam right now. No. It has to be an installation problem. Maybe a bunch of files that make icons actually clickable and allow you to reverse got installed to the wrong directory and thus aren't responding...
Nick Chegodaev its made for mobile, dont expect anything special, also FREE on mobile, THREE on pc.
Badass Bowser Well... was it... changed in any way? Is there a reason it couldn't just stay on mobile apart from greed?
Nick Chegodaev I think you're forgetting the massive shitstorm that is "Early Access".
What about Ride to Hell, considered THE WORST Xbox 360 game OF ALL TIME?
What about Alien Wasteland, a game that you can FINISH IN FIVE SECONDS??!!
What about Steam in general? Steam is known for being a shit house and not doing anything about all the shit.
***** You can upload pictures and stuff....
***** why do people like you use inferior operating systems just because you can't adjust to change? Get a start menu app, and you have a superior windows 7. But win 10 is coming soon and will make BOTH of them unnecessary.
I think I'm going to go buy a really expensive bakery cookie now.
When compared to all the other "monster truck" games, this one is the best by far. Which isn't saying much. Bring back Monster Truck Madness...
A COOKIE? YOU ARE ON A DIET DAN, NO COOKIES, AN EXPENSIVE APPLE, APPLES
An Australian kid who just learnt to code is crying in the corner after realising what he just created.
Do not remove this video, this is a review was produced at the time of playing the game.
I feel like Dan is going to have a heart attack one day playing these games.
7:49 "What do you want from me!?"
*flashback to Train Simulator 2012*
SO! Who's here to re-watch this crap after Dan's latest upload?
NerdCubed's keyboard and mouse noises simulator.