*Goes to knife store* This guy: Hey, I need about 20 knives, all different types Store: Um....why? This guy: Oh no reason. Just reenacting CS:GO Store: Understandable, have a great day
@@gmh737 this is true, you can watch a silver gun down an mge by jumping around the corner and bouncing like it’s fortnite, he will be pointing in their general direction but somehow get a headshot
God, if anyone has any doubts about the sharpness of your knives while doing tricks, I at least know a K-BAR when I see it. You are ballsy, brave, and badass. I would never risk a trick with a blade like that, lol.
you ever just sit there and thik like: wha if someone came into the room while you were doing those tricks? like do you act all embarrassed or do you just kill em right there?
Great great work mate! Very impressive. I just have 1 tipper. Next time aim the camera a tad bit lower on a couple of the more advanced tricks because we really want to see what you’re doing but we can’t. Still, very impressive. True dedication and commitment.
the more expensive your non-default gloves are, the better your in game performance. Its not that you suck, its your model hurt their hand with their knife
Robber: *breaks into Schrödinger’s house* Schrödinger: don’t come near me... Schrödinger again: *does all cs:go knife moves” Schrödinger one final time: 𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙙
Well, @@traveler4879 so is bad grammar, but you don’t have to take my word mr. “i forgot a period and is bashing someone for using a emoji.” Edit: i added the “Well,” so i can start another sentence with it so people can get mad over a simple thing, like an emoji😳.
@@beafle2180 watching esports (cs only) since 2019, at that time I was able to play cs on my brothers pc until he sold it (in 2020). I still hope that after I finish with my exams I will get one myself. So I know how it is, congrats and glhf :)
@@grug2085 I know! I found Big flips a little bit ago. I have watched all of the beginner tricks amd will binge the others soon. I don't even have a knife but I really want one for xmas
@@jpec5520 Just wanted to say that lol. Imagine spenting thousands on low res crap in an aging game chile I can have them all in my room for much cheaper and cut tomatoes with each.
You do know a person with 1 knife is the same amount of danger as someone with multiple knives right ? Its not like your power level grows with each knife you obtain.... it's not like hes general grievous
can't imagine a guy holding a knife staring at a wall with a camera recording holy jesus thanks for 1.8k likes that's crazy (if only i got it on my shitty vids)
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Our teammate is just standing in spawn inspecting his knifes..
Report him.
Kick him
Ask CSGO to ban em
Ip ban him
@@Krieg4Life yeah that makes sense
"Why do you have a knife?"
"I run faster with a knife!"
Thats a Pure Pwnage reference right?
The adrenaline is astounding. For me and the victim.
@@mrpopo6812 _w a i t_
@@DashBolt w a i t
@@cbilgd7860 w a i t
The wall be like: I've seen enough, I am satisfied
I've seen enough, i am satisfied
I’ve seen enough, i am satisfied
Do we have to repeat this in comment ?
@@jisooisnotscary4250 im the one who made that line.
@@eoa6112 so do we have to repeat it in comments ?
i love the fact that he's just standing there doing all of that in silence, imagine walking in on that
@Nate Dettleff What do you want?
They be like:
"Dude tf are u doing?"
"Shut up im inspecting a knife!"
NPC encounter
The wall: *profusely sweating*
Stop. Let this trash meme trend die.
That was almost funny, just remove the “nobody”.
@@MagpieDynamics Yes, an outdated and always unfunny meme was almost funny.
@@wooshmeifurgay7452 Ascribing human emotions to inanimate objects is pretty timeless, as far as jokes go.
@@MagpieDynamics You saved the joke
"This isn't the killing house anymore. This is real life"
It's a killing bungalow
"I told you - we kill 'em all!"
Best comment
"Run little girls run!.."
@@splchicken soviet womble
imagine robbing this guy and seeing him looking at the wall performing knife tricks
I be running
Like the guy who sat a lot
@@patrickstar3593 oh yeah that guy, yeah a robber broke into his house and when he saw the guy just sitting, smiling at the camera, he fucking left
underrated lol
Iam outta there
*Goes to knife store*
This guy: Hey, I need about 20 knives, all different types
Store: Um....why?
This guy: Oh no reason. Just reenacting CS:GO
Store: Understandable, have a great day
oh no
Anyways
England: oi you got a loicense to even enter this knife store?
@@zachconant7031 customer: and do u hav e loicense to ask me dat?
@@dronsito Ñ
Where is he gonna plant tho
POV: someone just broke into your house and you can't decide what knife to use
Lol
Yes.
Edgelord
@@mydogatemyhomework272 how is that edgy my guy?
@@OutbreakBoi you're trying to act very badass like "I have so many knives I can't choose"
Now do all of them while b-hopping
@@nilalightheaded is this joke or?
@@nilalightheaded i had
He should
@One Fuze Boi footage was lost.
@@nilalightheaded it's called striding
Bro really loves CS:GO so much that he bought knives from the game and taught himself how to inspect his weapons. He must have time on his hands
no those are gloves
@@switchblade6good one
These new RTXs surely look stunning
LMAO
Underrated one
Nah thats source 2
The fact that most of these knives would be more expensive in game than in real life
No, you actually pay more for their coat of (virtual) paint
@@M0D776 no lol 🤣
@@hakushism yes? The prices of an unpainted knife in CSGO are small when compared to the prices of the painted ones, like, by sooooo much.
@@M0D776 Thats not true, Vanilla knifes in cs are not cheaper than all of the painted skin
@@M0D776 Gut Knife - Safari Mesh is cheaper than Gut Knife
0:21 that’s not an added sound effect but I swear it unintentionally sounds exactly like the in game sound
That was so unexpected :D
69 comments nice
That's actually bad ass as fuck
0 dislikes nice
Why is the sound so late tho
Officer: why do you have so many knives
The creator: I can explain
Imagine you're his mom, you enter the room, and you see your son just spinnin' knifes
I mean if they know you do balisong,then they probably wouldn’t be surprised 😂
abort
When a virtual knife costs more than a real one.
Fax
tru
Nice grammar boys
@@idunaron thats not grammar
@@idunaron nice brain bro thats not grammar thats spelling
An intruder: enters his house
Him: b-hopping, switching magazines with one hand, doing knife tricks with the other.
Intruder: my time has come
And that intruder figured out that there are mistakes
Then the intruder sues him for using bhop hacks
I try bunny hopping in real life actually
so anyways i started stabbing
@@typeable wtf
Krambit : don't copy my home work exactly. Teacher will find us
Talon : say no more
karambit doesnt have the spin thingy so talon is better than karambit
@@sauliusskvernelis323 makes it look retarded
1:57 when someone calls you sus and you hit them with *Ursus*
That was the best joke i've heard in my entire focken life. Thank you, human being
Congratulations for making me laugh, best human being
and those knives are almost certainly cheaper than their polygon counter-parts.
no one :
silvers after getting one kill with the awp in a 1v5 :
I am a silver but i made ach with awp in a 1v5 Situation
@therealcarat yea but with a mp9 i killed 4 too and they had all aks 3 of them are mg1
Fun fact: asian silvers are built different
@@gmh737 this is true, you can watch a silver gun down an mge by jumping around the corner and bouncing like it’s fortnite, he will be pointing in their general direction but somehow get a headshot
@@craftysmithkeith3653 yeah their broken af
God, if anyone has any doubts about the sharpness of your knives while doing tricks, I at least know a K-BAR when I see it. You are ballsy, brave, and badass. I would never risk a trick with a blade like that, lol.
1:55 help me from this endless hell known as among us
*U R S U S*
Among Us is cringe.
@@rock_dude1 fr
@@boxyshirt3119 Yeah, memes made it cringe for me. They're just overused Among Us slang being spammed over and over.
@@rock_dude1 ya same man
you ever just sit there and thik like: wha if someone came into the room while you were doing those tricks? like do you act all embarrassed or do you just kill em right there?
yifan ;P XD
@yifan ;P *y e s*
But what if police comes? Are you going to kill ‘em too?
@@MrGuestMan1901 If he is a T then yes
Kill them, they musnt know a gods moves with his knives
I mean id show em and train em to be my knife boi jedi
"i'm a professional"
Hey I get ad rev so technically :/
@ I dont blame u lmao i do the same thing
Famous Last Word
Haha
@ LMAO a gaming youtuber made that same argument
imagine trying to do the CZ rare animation irl that must hurt
Falchion inspect was clean as hell bro, need to try this with various knifes
4:14 sofa reveal
Hope we get a window reveal soon
@@TheProfessionalSandEater POWER OUTLET REVEAL
That's a bit creepy
@@LUCAS420BLZ in case you didn’t notice it was a joke
@@spof7795 in case you didn't notice it was a joke
Quiet kid warming up for school:
Damb dude
😂😂😂😂😂 This is america
@Ivan The evil madbro?
@Ivan The evil screw you looser
@Ivan The evil cringe how ur still using the word cringe
Great great work mate! Very impressive. I just have 1 tipper. Next time aim the camera a tad bit lower on a couple of the more advanced tricks because we really want to see what you’re doing but we can’t. Still, very impressive. True dedication and commitment.
everyone's gonna start shaking when he enters a school
@very cool oh no I'm a furry!
"Falchion knife"
*Proceeds to pull out a jumbo lock pick*
For unlocking the underwear of the mother of the guy you just killed.
Lockpickinglawyer be looking a bit different today
@@samibear8700 and that’s in facts brother.
Wtf I read this and scrolled back up to the video, he was using that knife
Indeed
wall: "Sweating Intesifies"
comment stolen lol
@@completelydelusional your reply is stolen lol
@@animatorflipz9196 lmao he just got shat on
@@completelydelusional no one asked
@@ven5707 no one asked you to reply, and its a fact that he stole it
Nobody:
Schrodinger: Flipping knives with an Apple watch on his hand
Amazing the Ursus knife looks cool
Plot twist: this is actually a mod
Plot plot twist he did the animations for motion capture
@@N3onDr1v3 plot plot plot twist he was never there and that was his twin
Still impressive knife collection
Rtx enabled
Skinchanger
guys vote kick him he’s standing still at spawn!
Lmao
**Press F1**
ikr
this one holarious ♥
f1 xD
Imagine someone looks through this guys window and they just see him staring at a wall playing with knifes and guns
the time you put in these videos... wow
your dedication is really amazing
His shadow looks like Tintin with the camera on his head
Bro 😂😂😂
HALLO
Here before this blows up
woa hi weegee
I didn't even notice that :0
0:17 the real reason why CT & T wears a gloves
even though some of them are fingerless
the more expensive your non-default gloves are, the better your in game performance. Its not that you suck, its your model hurt their hand with their knife
@@parkourguyyy that's not spray paint on the neon revolution, that's blood
Wears a gloveS
A gloves?
this is awesome lol, left a like!
Your graphics are AMAZING!
I love the Karambit one... and you obviusly
Luv you more
Gay?! 😳😳
@@masahirosakurai3733 😳
@@masahirosakurai3733 not gay just comfy with the homies
@@madxccxl7774 🦍
Robber: *breaks into Schrödinger’s house*
Schrödinger: don’t come near me...
Schrödinger again: *does all cs:go knife moves”
Schrödinger one final time: 𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙙
Robber: *Why do I hear boss music*
Schrödinger: *Starts b-hopping down the stairs*
The robber: *chuckles* I'm in danger
Robber: “I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer”
*starts cloaking like spy*
@@WestOfLee100 Neighbor: I'll ignore that. **Hides crowbar**
eeeeeeexactly
Imagine walking into this dudes room, and just seeing knives every where
"Ursus Knife"
Among us players: im not sus! Ur sus!
Please stop it
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHH
Dude his house is literally an armory
i wanna live in his house damn
Got the source of your pfp? I saw that on a L4D2 mod
@@bmhater1283 um, I just searched up Genshin impact fan art MC and found this.
Burglar: breaks into his house
Also burglar: I’m in danger
hhhhh
Reads, "I'm a professional."
Me: Define professional.
Him: *Misses foot*
Ah okay, I see. 😂
Mans taking a joke seriously
Emoji is cringe
Well, @@traveler4879 so is bad grammar, but you don’t have to take my word mr. “i forgot a period and is bashing someone for using a emoji.”
Edit: i added the “Well,” so i can start another sentence with it so people can get mad over a simple thing, like an emoji😳.
@Jackson He clearly said in the beginning not to, and did the joke just fly over your head?
@@traveler4879 so is reddit and talking like a 4 year old, now go away before your mom catches you watching something you're not supposed to be
yoooo this mad dope 😂 u should sus if you can get like driver gloves IRL or sports gloves, and then do another vid with sapphire and ruby knives
The satisfying return to idle position.
Navaja knife
Spanish translation: Knife Knife
So there's gun gun
As a Spanish speaker he is correct
I mean navaja is a type of knife so... yes?
navaja is a type of knife, so its actually navaja in spanish too.
qcy pero ta bien
non csgo gamers wondering why he’s checking his knife for scratches
MM
But technically u only need to watch csgo to know, i watched majors for 2 years until i got a pc recently
@@beafle2180 watching esports (cs only) since 2019, at that time I was able to play cs on my brothers pc until he sold it (in 2020). I still hope that after I finish with my exams I will get one myself. So I know how it is, congrats and glhf :)
@@l0c0forever98 sure u will :D
keep the hopes high!
I got csgo but i can't rec videos because of obs insane lag
Imagine a fbi coming his house for investigation and seeing the weapons: he's got the weapons
As soon as u said u were professional I subbed
So i'm assuming this is what the pencil flipper in middle school turns into...
Where do I start-
I had the same reaction lol
lmao yeah this is where we congregate after learning about fancy knifes.
(that or cs:go)
Learn Balisong tricks. There’s his channel called Big Flips which has pretty good tutorials, just ignore his Christian midlife crisis videos
More like the start of all pen spinners
@@grug2085 I know! I found Big flips a little bit ago. I have watched all of the beginner tricks amd will binge the others soon. I don't even have a knife but I really want one for xmas
This one will do well I bet. Good post sir.
I hope so
@ I think it will
That was a beautiful display of trick and backstabbery
Nope, but ur glue gun video did absolutely spectacular
.....
Love the satisfying click when he opens the knife
Imma just say the pull out sound on some of these knives is just mmmmmm sweet
Fun Fact-The kinfe in the game costs more than the actual one
Too true
Not so sure about that... Depends on the knife
@@LeCatte every knife
bro ur wifi password is clearly "password" sooooo u got anything fun bout that G?
@@LeCatte Depends on how many people play the game and drop chances but yes, you get like a rusty knife for 7 bucks not 30
"Remember switching to your pistol is faster than reloading!"
I used up all my secondary ammo :,)
@@chonk9625 "Using your knife is even faster than switching to your pistol!"
Wrong game...
@Stray i didn’t say it to you
@Stray don’t care
I feel like this man has a vault of just knives in his basement
Wow,a good sneak-peek for graphics,can't wait to play 🔥🔥🔥
4:09 that should actually be a rare animation in CS:GO
yeah just drop the knife mid fight
@@peterisbot and take another one like if you had tons of it
wtf 409 likes
No it shouldn't...
@@cyberrodrigo would be funny
Her: Hes probably out cheating on me
Him: filming CS GO all knife tricks irl
Wtf
jokes on you i havent even seen a woman yet (this is a cry for help)
@@djketoldaluusbkabel585 de hülye vagy XD
vape cat
cat tastes vape
that case hardened bayonet do be looking dope
The wall: bro stop mugging me.
he really just owns every single knife ever
Its true for each model I think
He could borrow them
nah he doesnt have them all
Still a lot cheaper than owning them all in game
@@jpec5520 Just wanted to say that lol. Imagine spenting thousands on low res crap in an aging game chile I can have them all in my room for much cheaper and cut tomatoes with each.
His Wall: "Are you gonna stab me or not?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔😂😂😂
His wall: i fear no man but that thing
CS:GO Knife
It scares me
yes.
Guy: *buys all these knifes*
FBI Agent: hey uh do we arrest him or not bc he bought about 45 different knifes 😐😐
@Nate Dettleff, Lol nice
@Nate Dettleff th-cam.com/video/17AMF9KILUc/w-d-xo.html
His neighbors looking through the binoculars:
He has been possessed again..
Me having never played csgo
TH-cam: I think this guy would like this on his recommended
Also me: enjoying the video
same, i think youtube is trying to convert me from valorant to csgo...
This is so me
@@kiri374 same here lol
@@kiri374 good. Csgo is much better
@@kiri374 I play splatoon
Everybody gangsta till the quite kid flexes off his karambit skills
Hello there fellow lego star wars character!
The inspections are spot on
I can't belive how usefull those airsoft guns and knife replicas are.
this guy learned all knife tricks already while I’m sitting here for a whole month still waiting for my karambit to arrive
Same, just bought one two days ago and I still need to wait like another 2 weeks
@@aisjjdnxj-mq1kk where from bro?
Garuda linux
@@jmax4560 you can buy a lot of knives from blade city.
@@sheridonboler8632 LMFAOOOOO
He NEEDS to get a green screen to put on his wall
edit: lol i’ve never had 1K likes before tanks
Plot twist: its actually a green screen , he added the wall in it
Is he gonna do a green screen of those skating maps and do knife animations while talking?
@@yashrathore7079 no
@@yashrathore7079 your lying
@@yashrathore7079 thats not a green screen
The wall : take my money but please don’t hurt me
I love the UrSus knife (would be useful in a game of among us) and i love the NoMad knife! (I atually love ur tricks dude)
“I’m a professional... *proceeds to drop knife* Well kinda professional” the famous quote from Schrödinger.
You a semi professional
Xd
I'm assuming you're semi professional at English?
@@worstatwinning7115 bruh
He's both a professional and nonprofessional simultaneously.
Schrödingers professional
when you're the last member alive and your team spectates you:
Bro really held up both hands with the Bowie Knife
The wall is learning to become a special ops soldier with all dis
These PS5 graphics looking clean!
I wish csgo was on the ps5
@ I wish TF2 was on the PS5
@@avcables_ same
@Hank T well it isnt
@Hank T its also on the xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Plus with back compat you can play it on xbox one and series x
Just imagine if someone tried to rob this guy's house
It would be a massacre
It would be worst if he had all his 108 friends over
He stabs you and starts teabagging you
the robber would shoot him...
You do know a person with 1 knife is the same amount of danger as someone with multiple knives right ? Its not like your power level grows with each knife you obtain.... it's not like hes general grievous
Wow there are so many knives that I had no idea they actually exist in the game. Bruh
Cs:Go live action lookin good so far
can't imagine a guy holding a knife staring at a wall with a camera recording
holy jesus thanks for 1.8k likes that's crazy
(if only i got it on my shitty vids)
Hes staring his death
But you can cause u just watched it
Can’t imagine a guy watching staring at a wall recording
You just did. He's currently at his spawn point
Plot twist : he is an ingame csgo character
Can't we Just appreciate the fact that his graffics are very good?
1:59 I’m sus?!
imagine someone walking outside, seeing him staring at a wall, holding a knife in his hand
he'd start to believe in simulation theory
afk
"He's probably lagging"
And a camera in his mouth lol
@@vedwargantiwar4610 what?
Him : Do all the CSGO knives tricks
His wall : help me im scared
Cop: Any weapons on you?
Schrodinger:
That "ursus" looked really well balanced
This man's ability to replicate the stiff yet bouncy nature of viewmodel animations is impeccable.
He didnt left click the wall with any of the knives. Dislike
I swear I thought the same all the time😂😂😂
@Kzenblox left click* I prefer the slice
He doesnt want to make sound 😂😂
+1
@@ArJayDM i prefer the GAH
My mans literally got all the knife case openings IRL.
That Bayonet pull is so cool!