We will become like the cats of mob bosses, adorable sitting within a fearsome figure's lap. But not only that, our cunning will lead us to the top of the New World Order. We're the puppetmasters, using weaponized cuteness to our advantage.
I saw that movie while very sick, so the whole thing sticks in my memory as a strange fever dream. Not sure how much of my memory is accurate to the film. You could have probably convinced me that the whole scene in question was exactly that.
LOL, cats are cute but can be deadly. Wolves can be cute and also are good predators. Hippos may appear cute - they are deadly though. You can be cute and also deadly.
Isn’t it weird how most of the dangerous mammals that exist are now cute to us. But to our ancestors they were basically primal eldritch horrors that came in the night to tear them apart.
Beware the "cute" deathworlder. Appearances can be deceiving. But I think the rest of the galaxy needs to spend a little time on Earth during a blizzard, heat wave, monsoon, tornado, hurricane and/or earthquake. Maybe take a few of them on little trips to the North American wilderness, jungles of South America, plains of Africa, the steppes of Asia and a finishing trip to Australia.
This could go one of 3 ways. 1. humans play up the cute to rule the cosmos. Outlawing the word Cute. 2. humans get sick of being called cute and just kill everybody 3. no... no just 2 ways I think. carry on
"Humanity _Feck_ Yeah", but a more literal feck? That could get humanity to bust out the planet killers. But I fear that would still be interpreted cute somehow.
Okay, it's funny, but at best it would be endlessly annoying, with occasional dips into unwanted violence, which the story also captures well. Many thanks for the update!
Wanted Slaver, look a Cute Adorable Human, get the Holo Camera quick. Ah, whos a Cute, Adorable Human? Crunch, Splat, Argghh! (You know the funny part is, I had actually posted, "Who's a good Humie, Who's a good Humie?" (Before I watched the whole video, but then I thought, na they never said that) (And I was wrong, but it did fit the story perfectly)
we could probably adapt to living like cats in ancient Egypt
We will become like the cats of mob bosses, adorable sitting within a fearsome figure's lap. But not only that, our cunning will lead us to the top of the New World Order. We're the puppetmasters, using weaponized cuteness to our advantage.
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Like Blofeld’s or Cardinal Richelieu’s cats?
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan that would be an interesting series of stories :D
On no we are adorable what ever will we do…
*pets the imperial inquisitor, who looks like an otter*
So to them the church segment of Kingsmen would be like a bunch of kittens play-fighting.
To the death.
I saw that movie while very sick, so the whole thing sticks in my memory as a strange fever dream. Not sure how much of my memory is accurate to the film. You could have probably convinced me that the whole scene in question was exactly that.
LOL, cats are cute but can be deadly. Wolves can be cute and also are good predators. Hippos may appear cute - they are deadly though. You can be cute and also deadly.
Baby hippos are cute. Adult hippos are disgusting shit spreading disease machines.
Cats and Wolves are cute.
Anime taught me that much.
@@derekstein6193 project A-ko?
Isn’t it weird how most of the dangerous mammals that exist are now cute to us. But to our ancestors they were basically primal eldritch horrors that came in the night to tear them apart.
@ or food, because our ancestors handed the buffalo, the woolly mammoth, etc.
When the cute kitty you are cuddling and petting can also rip your head off without breaking a sweat
Kitty in question= a Siberian tiger.
So, just a regular kitty?
Or a Flerken?
Beware the "cute" deathworlder. Appearances can be deceiving. But I think the rest of the galaxy needs to spend a little time on Earth during a blizzard, heat wave, monsoon, tornado, hurricane and/or earthquake. Maybe take a few of them on little trips to the North American wilderness, jungles of South America, plains of Africa, the steppes of Asia and a finishing trip to Australia.
This could go one of 3 ways.
1. humans play up the cute to rule the cosmos. Outlawing the word Cute.
2. humans get sick of being called cute and just kill everybody
3. no... no just 2 ways I think. carry on
Pick option 2 and claim a planet for my dominion.
For The Squirrel Of Agro
For The Rhythm Of Algo
For The Marine Of Cuteness
I cant believe you made me read that thumbnail 😂
"Humanity _Feck_ Yeah", but a more literal feck?
That could get humanity to bust out the planet killers. But I fear that would still be interpreted cute somehow.
Great story! Loved the ending 😂😂
That was... different. For the Agro-rithm. And a few extra words for the other one.
Okay, it's funny, but at best it would be endlessly annoying, with occasional dips into unwanted violence, which the story also captures well. Many thanks for the update!
Well, that was something completely different.
So much for the "homicidal, naked space apes" mystique of humans in space. Reduced to the galaxy's cantankerous dogs.
This is the best! Loved it.
Much better story than the thumbnail led me to believe
I guess turn about is fair play in these stories, LOL
That was a really good one!
Wanted Slaver, look a Cute Adorable Human, get the Holo Camera quick.
Ah, whos a Cute, Adorable Human?
Crunch, Splat, Argghh!
(You know the funny part is, I had actually posted,
"Who's a good Humie, Who's a good Humie?"
(Before I watched the whole video, but then I thought, na they never said that)
(And I was wrong, but it did fit the story perfectly)
Do they know that Hippos are not even predators?
Lol Just massive assholre in water.
This story is friggin hilarious 😂
WuW hahaha nice always fun to listen to a nice crazy story.
at least they got it on camera :3
UwU ... OwO
TBF bears are pretty cute too.
I would like headpats
Love the work as always, the story not so much.
😂 This is priceless
UwU
See the picture of cute anime girl. Start thinking it's how aliens find human women cute elf like. Click story..its a trap!
Gotta admit, it's not so funny when a story is written with one of us as " cute ".😂
Like the story, the thumbnail pic is kinda cringe
4th, 31 December 2024
Yeah that thumbnail is enough to unsub straight cringe