Testing Baby Products as Full Grown Adults (feat. Brittany Broski) | Sarah Schauer

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  • @sarahschauer3764
    @sarahschauer3764  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9407

    Hey y’all thanks for all the nice comments :) I am noticing that there is a Trump ad on this video for a lot of you and I’m not sure how to remove that. Obviously he’s a sniveling little pig man, but I’m reaching out to YT to see if there’s something I can do about it.

    • @MickeyHyde
      @MickeyHyde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      Yuhhh Get into ittt

    • @riotgamesveryreal1829
      @riotgamesveryreal1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      queen

    • @Carolinemp
      @Carolinemp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      He’s been working overtime, I’ve been bombarded with his ads no matter the content creator. Google doesn’t let you block it, just explains why you’re getting it

    • @TheMadGrim
      @TheMadGrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Hes already 6 feet under💜💙🧚‍♀️ why not throw some dirt on top🌷🦄😍

    • @roj6895
      @roj6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thx queen

  • @alyssaphillips8661
    @alyssaphillips8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4397

    “My mommy said if I finish this, she won’t hit me.” that really got me

  • @katharinelewis1
    @katharinelewis1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3983

    Can guys start a garden together? Idk why, just feels right

  • @estephanie8126
    @estephanie8126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4641

    I lost it at “now I get why kids throw up all the time”

    • @GrimyRaccoon
      @GrimyRaccoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      nobody replied so you could see how many likes this has :)

  • @madds8629
    @madds8629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    why does the “i smell gasoline & try to take a standardised test after it” actually sound like it’s already in the works i-

    • @alexac4293
      @alexac4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I heard that and I was like, “G E N I U S😱”

  • @TheMadGrim
    @TheMadGrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5118

    Brittany's scream gets me every time. "AAAAEEEƏAÆĞGGGHH

    • @megbubbz
      @megbubbz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      ive started doing it

    • @slordanjoseph
      @slordanjoseph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@megbubbz SAME lmao

    • @matcha.addict4139
      @matcha.addict4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What keyboard is that

    • @Stephanie-sz7vh
      @Stephanie-sz7vh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      The name of Elon Musks second kid

    • @TheMadGrim
      @TheMadGrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Stephanie-sz7vh lol

  • @kiwialberts8455
    @kiwialberts8455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    any normal person: "Why don't we try this!"
    Sarah: Why Not Us Try

    • @m1tch3llb
      @m1tch3llb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr

    • @GGKittyXO
      @GGKittyXO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      she went full baby mode

    • @welcomeg5533
      @welcomeg5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i was the 420th like and i'm proud

    • @michikomanalang6733
      @michikomanalang6733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GUHBUH OHGANIC

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's called language efficiency.

  • @RealToWonder
    @RealToWonder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    when he was 3, my little brother woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me, "i had a dream that you were beautiful. you looked so different!"

    • @riel8428
      @riel8428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Oh he's gonna be FUNNY funny when he's older

    • @RealToWonder
      @RealToWonder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@riel8428 hes 13 now and hes a little shit. So, yea, he turned out pretty funny lol

    • @jennacrafts8129
      @jennacrafts8129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      DAMN what a burn

    • @jojojimoji
      @jojojimoji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Kids' a legend

    • @naomiz5099
      @naomiz5099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm so sorry but I cried laughing at this

  • @judaht.6108
    @judaht.6108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    whenever i watch kurtis conner my cat quietly sits and watches the screen, whenever i watch drew gooden he's nowhere to be found, whenever i watch danny gonzales he violently attacks my laptop, and then when i watch sarah schauer he stares at me from across the room before bolting and attacking my hands and feet. im not sure what this means.

    • @s.aaroone2957
      @s.aaroone2957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      All I can tell you is you have impeccable taste in youtubers..

    • @sharpayevansfromHSM
      @sharpayevansfromHSM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      he Knows

    • @juleschnick
      @juleschnick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Bruv you have *chefs kiss* taste.

    • @비티에스-v9t
      @비티에스-v9t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      your taste is impeccable mate 👌

    • @kaelynn4621
      @kaelynn4621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      STOP THIS IS HILARIOUS

  • @grayyson
    @grayyson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2379

    "ever realized you might have been abused" HEJKSKS THE WAY THAT HITS ........

    • @amaliarodriguez1366
      @amaliarodriguez1366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Even worse: have you ever had the repressed memories come back?

    • @ABucketOfFish
      @ABucketOfFish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      it hits like my dad

    • @carmencook8822
      @carmencook8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I just be chillin and suddenly- “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ABUSED??? REMEMBER WHEN NO ONE LIKED YOU???? REMEBER-“ like nooo pleaseeee go away you’re repressed for a REASON

    • @thebrittbratt4641
      @thebrittbratt4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like a belt

    • @happy80thgertrude25
      @happy80thgertrude25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HOLY SHIT

  • @yaboiaintshit4045
    @yaboiaintshit4045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Y know what baby food absolutely slaps? Those Gerber Puffs, they’re a cereal snack, try them, really good

    • @Elena-bk4fs
      @Elena-bk4fs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      love puffs so much. they’re perfectly light and yummy

    • @ApatheticBlogger
      @ApatheticBlogger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Team Gerber puffs

    • @tsumi_the_hapa4009
      @tsumi_the_hapa4009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YESSSSSS

    • @clementine8853
      @clementine8853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      theyre literally so good
      & the yogurt melts

    • @organa1626
      @organa1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm gonna be honest, I'm 20 and occasionally buy the puffs for myself lmfao

  • @robeyhines8149
    @robeyhines8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2338

    When my family was broke and on food stamps, we used to only be able to afford baby food to feed our dog (he was healthy and lived to be almost 17). _His favorite were the little turkey stick weenies._

    • @blackmarya
      @blackmarya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Robey Hines definitely contained better quality ingredients than dog food. Glad he lived a long happy life 😊👍💖🐶

    • @LunAR-ic7uj
      @LunAR-ic7uj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      my family is currently broke and on food stamps and i just used to feed my cat some of my school lunch i saved sometimes

    • @pen0va778
      @pen0va778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@LunAR-ic7uj im sorry you're going through that right now, hope the future is bright for you

    • @zoetranter6594
      @zoetranter6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We would use scrambled eggs. They got real spoiled

    • @brendakivi1437
      @brendakivi1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Bro my family was broke. I remember eating cinnamon bc I was hungry

  • @jacobnewman4216
    @jacobnewman4216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Girl Defined really took a downwards spiral

    • @Elena-bk4fs
      @Elena-bk4fs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      this is mr. and mrs. struggle

    • @erinmcnamara8849
      @erinmcnamara8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This comment is underrated

    • @squishisquishi6909
      @squishisquishi6909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i snorted so loud at this omfg

    • @togaprentice9927
      @togaprentice9927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed so hard I woke up my fiancé. All I can think of is Trixie reacting to “how to wear makeup in a god honoring way”

    • @soapyteethmcgee7324
      @soapyteethmcgee7324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you mean an upgrade

  • @clp275
    @clp275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2454

    The new intro is the most chaotic neutral thing I’ve ever seen.
    Keep it up.

    • @sarahschauer3764
      @sarahschauer3764  4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Thank you!

    • @feralcarcass9902
      @feralcarcass9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I LITERALLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING LMFAOOO

    • @Artsingitup
      @Artsingitup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Not to mention the very unexpectedly placed seductive(?) energy of the ad read.

    • @yxw6528
      @yxw6528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Artsingitup the plush velvet headboard and the teddy bear really tops it off

  • @user-us1yu8gx9s
    @user-us1yu8gx9s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I feel like sarah would make a firm but good mom
    And brittany would the aunt that tells toddlers curse words and gives them sharpies

  • @samanthasandoval1132
    @samanthasandoval1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    Tell me why I thought her sponsor was going to be VASELINE!!! And I was ALL FOR ITTTTR

    • @raecheldeaton
      @raecheldeaton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Came here to say this, tbh

    • @officerk1693
      @officerk1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She needa do vaseline asmr for me.

    • @gigiky
      @gigiky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saammmeee

  • @greyortega1498
    @greyortega1498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    this awakened a memory i had buried deep inside of me, of a professor i had in college who ate baby food for every meal because he was convinced it would make him live 100 years longer

    • @fa1ryt33thh
      @fa1ryt33thh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      literally what

    • @_cindi_reads_
      @_cindi_reads_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      well did it work

    • @Mgfaulkner793
      @Mgfaulkner793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I…what?

    • @PeachyDayItIs
      @PeachyDayItIs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah did it work 😂

    • @jeffrey1954
      @jeffrey1954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He probably shops on the black market for breast milk as well.

  • @kaitlynnp.6752
    @kaitlynnp.6752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    today i asked my 3 year old niece how her day was and she said “26” and i couldn’t get mad at her because my full grown, almost 19 year old boyfriend, often responds to my genuine questions with “4” or “tuesday”

    • @Asbestoslover666
      @Asbestoslover666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      she meant 26/10. her day was great and she is highly intelligent

    • @roj6895
      @roj6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i love them

    • @user-th5sy4be7k
      @user-th5sy4be7k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      this comment is absolutely outstanding

    • @chewnotchw3
      @chewnotchw3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SFGFFHJK SHES A GENIUS

    • @adamlabecki4150
      @adamlabecki4150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i'm stealing this way of responding

  • @doggothegoodboy
    @doggothegoodboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "now I get why kids throw up all the time" was my first thought too

  • @sshapiro121
    @sshapiro121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    So whenever I’m babysitting the parents usually say before they leave “if you’re hungry you can just help yourself to anything we have” but I feel guilty eating their food so I’ll just finish whatever the kid doesn’t finish and... to be honest... baby food isn’t that bad

    • @leila8701
      @leila8701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Sis.. I'm weak💀💀💀

    • @cornpuddin329
      @cornpuddin329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      On the other side of things...whenever I baby sat I would straight munch on their Cinnamon Toast Crunch and when I couldn’t find it anymore I asked the kids what happened to it and they said I was the only one who ate it😳😳 zoinks

    • @EpicGabby24
      @EpicGabby24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wtf

    • @disguisedboots
      @disguisedboots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      please allow urself to eat their food it might be really good also ur helping them and they're offering!!

    • @ferwaabbas3653
      @ferwaabbas3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I feel like that when I have to babysit my sister in law. Like her mom specifically get stuff for us to eat but I’m like no i feel bad

  • @sneasts
    @sneasts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    when my cousin was little she was a really picky eater and hated most restaurants so my aunt used to carry those lil hot dogs around in her purse for her to eat...coincidentally, we don't speak to them anymore ksdjfnksdjnf

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I grow up, I will carry sandwich bags of lil hotdogs, and no one can stop me!

  • @crunchy1414
    @crunchy1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    This is just 2 best friends spending quality time together and I’m the unwanted 3rd person sitting here, forgotten about bc they’re having such a good time. _I don’t even mind._

    • @sarahschauer3764
      @sarahschauer3764  4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      You’re not unwanted!

    • @Anilikedifranco
      @Anilikedifranco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Helo goose

    • @ririenren
      @ririenren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Jane R i felt that in my bones. i hATE it.

    • @jessica232
      @jessica232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it the hjönkening, brother?

    • @m1tch3llb
      @m1tch3llb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lirien same

  • @user-ph5yi7nb3m
    @user-ph5yi7nb3m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Sarah attempting to feed Brittany for seventeen minutes and fifty one seconds

  • @johnryan4694
    @johnryan4694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    No one:
    Sarah looking FIRE in the sponsored message

    • @arin6479
      @arin6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Her hair has no business looking that luscious and golden

  • @katlee0727
    @katlee0727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:38 gave me a ptsd flashback to when the kids on my bus used to slingshot canned sausages. The impact was so strong that the sausages would explode and got into EVERYONES hair... and yes it SMELLED

  • @michaeljovan2970
    @michaeljovan2970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    It makes me so happy to see that this video is
    a) monetized
    b) has an animated intro
    Our depressed girl is thriving!!

    • @sarahschauer3764
      @sarahschauer3764  4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I am doing my best! Thank you for noticing

    • @michaeljovan2970
      @michaeljovan2970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sarah Schauer always ❤️

    • @sammyg301
      @sammyg301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If only the ad before the video wasn't for trump.

    • @michaeljovan2970
      @michaeljovan2970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samuel Ross Forreal, I hate it

    • @the_marsh_fellow
      @the_marsh_fellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Samuel Ross who *here* is going to be convinced by those things? im more and more convinced every day that if a person doesn't have ad tracking on, youtube tries to annoy them into turning it on

  • @bulletholeinthedrywall4634
    @bulletholeinthedrywall4634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I love how she thought not to by all tue baby food. That so thoughtfull x

  • @beekinddd
    @beekinddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    one time when i was a baby, i held a single french fry in my fist for five hours straight while sleeping in the stroller

    • @jennacrafts8129
      @jennacrafts8129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      bee kind this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

    • @beekinddd
      @beekinddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Jenna Crafts ty 🤠 i heard no one could pry it from my hand

    • @littlelethallollipop
      @littlelethallollipop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      honestly this sounds like something i'd do now

    • @elephants98
      @elephants98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They would have to pry it from your tired toddler hands 🤣

    • @bailey.h
      @bailey.h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is so me and nothing has changed to this day.

  • @rachell9421
    @rachell9421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Now I drink whiskey and just strip" -Brittany Broski 2020

  • @therealpooods253
    @therealpooods253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    sarah: "say you wanna watch doctor who on netflix."
    her reflection in the screen: 👁👄👁

  • @JoshJazz01
    @JoshJazz01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “And Donna Noble is the best companion”
    A true legend, icon, star

  • @seashore22
    @seashore22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    intro is serving “no bra, no panties”

    • @lillybugs
      @lillybugs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      that is literally what i thought it was going to be

    • @bradleyhanson9262
      @bradleyhanson9262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Further proof that they should be on UNHhhh

    • @seashore22
      @seashore22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bradley Hanson YESSSS

    • @DarkHarvest666
      @DarkHarvest666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Such a good movie.

  • @cet1r1z1ne
    @cet1r1z1ne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:20 When Brittany said "What if I'm not supervised?" as if she was actually worried I just started wheezing

  • @sydney9011
    @sydney9011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Brittany mimicking how babies sleep with food in their hands is KILLING ME my little sister used to do that ALL THE TIME

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My sister once fell asleep with money in her hand, clenched so tightly in that tiny fist. She had her priorities set from day one.

  • @carovilla5181
    @carovilla5181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    “Good I want to die so I can speak to god” IS SENDING MEEEE

  • @MarSav93
    @MarSav93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have to say, I don’t know if anyone on TH-cam exudes as much pure joy as when you two film videos together. Youre always having so much fun and it shows! Please keep doing videos together 🥰

  • @acrumpledmemo
    @acrumpledmemo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    no shirt, no shoes, no brain cells, no bra, no panties

    • @riel8428
      @riel8428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      just me pantaloons

    • @Grimmbros1214
      @Grimmbros1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      no clothes, no hair, no teeth

    • @allisunnyy_7631
      @allisunnyy_7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No bra, no panties 😏

    • @simranbaveja3913
      @simranbaveja3913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yessss no bra, no panties

    • @crinklyypaper9426
      @crinklyypaper9426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I assume there's only pants

  • @vinceradical8910
    @vinceradical8910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I lose it every time Dopey heckles the show. The loud af MEEEEEH. slays me

  • @oliviamcguire6730
    @oliviamcguire6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    “beat my roommate challenge” im screaming that had absolutely no business being that funny

  • @yammytho
    @yammytho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:30 their faces when they ate the banana food lmao

  • @jessitobias9558
    @jessitobias9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    if there’s not merch in the future that says “no shoes, no shirt, no brain cells” i would be sad

    • @emoboy42069
      @emoboy42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a shirt that says “no shirt” on it is such a powerful concept, like a reverse emperors new robes

    • @Danblak08
      @Danblak08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shoes with “no shoes” on them

  • @user-uw1oq5wh9y
    @user-uw1oq5wh9y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    *brittany wearing charli's merch just makes my day*

  • @ninib1593
    @ninib1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    they seem so genuinely kind and it just makes them even more funny and beautiful

  • @femmeadonis
    @femmeadonis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    brittany’s laugh gives me so much serotonin it’s insane

  • @wepeelwraps
    @wepeelwraps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    the other day my 4 y/o sister bolted into the bathroom while i was doing my makeup, used the bathroom & while she was washing her hands she stared at herself and whispered “i’m not real” and ran right back out, as if she didn’t see me the entire time.

    • @whenthebughits9356
      @whenthebughits9356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      just by chance, are you dead?

    • @wepeelwraps
      @wepeelwraps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@whenthebughits9356 good question! i’ve asked myself this a few times but i’m 99% sure i’m good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @wepeelwraps
      @wepeelwraps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Faith Turco ahahaha not a bad idea. i’m personally convinced that this kid is possessed

    • @benadrylgelllzzz5724
      @benadrylgelllzzz5724 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I do that but I’m 21 and alone

  • @sierramyers4160
    @sierramyers4160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The ending is triggering my anxiety but in a good “getting pushed out of a tree and onto wood chips, spraining my ankle and getting out of gym for a week” kinda vibe

  • @awesomeface265
    @awesomeface265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    Sarah I’m sorry I DM’d you like a month ago bc I thought I was texting my (now) ex boyfriend and I sent you a video of Fiona Apple calling you a white man and I said “Mason ur mean stob” This was not directed at you. Sorry.

  • @greywiviott7166
    @greywiviott7166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sarah and Brittany not knowing the word bolognese and thinking it’s an unhinged spelling of bologna has me screaming every time

  • @ohokau1104
    @ohokau1104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Sarah: this is Brittany, my cousin uncle
    Me, automatically: ~*cUncle*~

  • @alannah412
    @alannah412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I seriously can't get enough of you two, I'm so glad moving to LA brought you guys together

  • @Lily-nh7kx
    @Lily-nh7kx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I'm literally so happy this wasn't just a joke and ya'll actually did it

  • @annietheweird3178
    @annietheweird3178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had to pause this a sold 14 times to catch a breathe FROM LAUGHING TO HARD
    quality content.👌A+

  • @jasonhernandez4
    @jasonhernandez4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Ah yes, our Chaotic Straight and our Stressed Gay 🤩😍

  • @kfen2008
    @kfen2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When Sarah asked what’s the most embarrassing concert my answer was ALSO the American idol tour. Jordan sparks and Sanjaya! Lmao

  • @lilygrace9492
    @lilygrace9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    “Oh hello there, didn’t see you come in~”
    *Dramatically snaps shut Vaseline*
    I feel uncomfortable.

    • @sarahschauer3764
      @sarahschauer3764  4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      👁👄👁 why

    • @lilygrace9492
      @lilygrace9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Flashbacks to elementary school.

    • @mikaelacollins9404
      @mikaelacollins9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But what if she was snapping it open

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikaelacollins9404 youuu just switched the w h o l e conversation

  • @thatgirlelora
    @thatgirlelora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    one time i was facepainting a little girl at this elementary school event and she said to me, “most people only like artists when they’re dead, but i like you anyways!”

  • @Evalution307
    @Evalution307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Watch out, “Gasoline Tast Test” will be the next “Tide Pod challenge” I can already see the articles written about Gen Z drinking gasoline

    • @ehsowhat718
      @ehsowhat718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Forbidden Soda

    • @thespooke7950
      @thespooke7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ehsowhat718 y u m m y

    • @lfcoolg
      @lfcoolg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sorry to disappoint, but we're too busy pranking Trrump and fighting systemic oppression

  • @joshuahoey5761
    @joshuahoey5761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sarah your skin is GLOWING! whatever your skincare routine is, it’s clearly working

  • @cooper914
    @cooper914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    sarah you're doing so good and i'm so proud of you

  • @nataliao4210
    @nataliao4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These videos make me laugh so hard the whole time i get a genuine surge of serotonin after watching them that I’ve only ever gotten from Jenna marbles videos thank u so much never stop making these🥺✌🏻

  • @ragingrabbit7163
    @ragingrabbit7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Okay but why does Sarah look like the blonde from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

    • @mariac1984
      @mariac1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES!

    • @libby0512
      @libby0512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THEY HAVE THE SAME INITIALS TOO. SAM SPARKS. SARAH SCHAUER.

  • @jackammons1289
    @jackammons1289 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I agree with Sarah, Peter Capaldi, is the best doctor in Doctor Who, and Donna noble is absolutely the best companion.

  • @jordanwait7264
    @jordanwait7264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    The tables have been TURNED here because Brittany is experiencing straight panic and Sarah is up in that good good gay (bi) chaos

    • @meltinggelatto
      @meltinggelatto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      shes gay now btw so u dont have to say that

  • @VASSOUNDDESIGN
    @VASSOUNDDESIGN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Now I get why kids throw up all the time" - i'm in tears 🤣

  • @varajames5551
    @varajames5551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    They actually did it i-

  • @torirae2789
    @torirae2789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are so right about Peter Capaldi being the best Doctor and Donna being the best companion. Im actually in love with you for saying that, actually 😩

  • @CG-cn9xg
    @CG-cn9xg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Brittany pouring chocolate syrup over everything is a big mood
    Also love the new intro & outro music ❤️

    • @LieutenantSheep
      @LieutenantSheep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Calais G the ultimate depression mood

  • @clamclause8940
    @clamclause8940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You two together just make me the happiest I can be and I don’t know why

  • @falconoreilly2607
    @falconoreilly2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    4:29 "I wanna make art with this on the table" - Brittany Broski
    She's becoming a baby the further we get into the video 😂😂😂😂 I love it.

    • @m1tch3llb
      @m1tch3llb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and then at 4:32 she looks out the window and kinda wobbles the pouch of baby food 🥺🥺

    • @falconoreilly2607
      @falconoreilly2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@m1tch3llb haha i never noticed that! 😂😂😂😂

  • @megastar4459
    @megastar4459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just cackled /wheezed when Sarah goes “my mom said if I finish this she’ll stop hitting me” 😭😂😂😭😂😭

  • @roj6895
    @roj6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “ i want you to punch me oneday”
    “i will, someday”
    “really?”
    “no”

  • @lovingthelessloved3679
    @lovingthelessloved3679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i specifically don’t skip sarahs ads so she can afford her medication. being open and vulnerable (aka asking for help) sometimes results in getting what you need : )

  • @PrincessTreasure
    @PrincessTreasure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    it’s really sad that all these channels are getting Trump ads forced upon them

    • @m1tch3llb
      @m1tch3llb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i know!

    • @m1tch3llb
      @m1tch3llb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *PIG MAN ADS*

    • @amysarahace
      @amysarahace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's deadass annoying

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Princess Treasure IKR!

    • @campsplosion
      @campsplosion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The one that says joe biden n democrats are horrible for wanting to defund the police makes me angrier than literally everything thats ever made me mad-

  • @cosmiicnymph
    @cosmiicnymph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you're correct about donna being the best companion glad to know that there are people with taste!

  • @jamesallengraziano6563
    @jamesallengraziano6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    the AMOUNT OF SEROTONIN THIS GIVES ME IS ASTRONOMICAL IM SO HAPPY

  • @gillianhodges99
    @gillianhodges99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idk why it took me so long to subscribe to both of you. I haven't laughed so hard in a good while and I really needed it. Keep being chaotic queens, I love you guys lol

  • @izzie9526
    @izzie9526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    0:59 why did I think the sponsor was vaseline

  • @maggie3633
    @maggie3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i literally just had a mental breakdown and immediately thought to watch your videos to cheer me up. thanks for being funny and a cool person and whatnot

  • @kay.hi0
    @kay.hi0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “300 months old!!! Wow...”
    I wanna know what Brittany was thinking at that moment

    • @thomasyacconi9695
      @thomasyacconi9695 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarah was like "what??" And then nothing happened and I just wanna know what happened there?!

  • @natalia4955
    @natalia4955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    FINDING OUT YOU LIKE DOCTOR WHO HAS MADE MY WEEK that shit got me through middle school lmao

  • @marialuisasena8947
    @marialuisasena8947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I studied with this girl who used to eat baby food. like a snack. she'd just whip out a little jar and a spoon when she got hungry

    • @emmastepanik9857
      @emmastepanik9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My friends mom can’t have added sugar so she has the baby applesauces and fruits

    • @blackmarya
      @blackmarya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have the baby fruit purée pouches all the time. Favourite is apple and mango. Great when your hungover 👍

  • @Catsandbats13
    @Catsandbats13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your dynamic with one another, it reminds me so much of my relationship with my former best friend and it just makes me so happy that you guys have so much fun together!

  • @OllieLuna
    @OllieLuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    “If you have a toddler steak” “If give a mouse a cookie” omg I can’t with y’all 😂

  • @brandiwyne
    @brandiwyne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its been a long time since i've found influencers who genuinely make me laugh out loud, like that gross laugh or silent laugh where you cant breathe, so thank you for taking my breath away lol

  • @everythinginmyhead
    @everythinginmyhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Me seeing Sarah uploaded: YES
    Me reading the title of the video: NO

  • @warlenys
    @warlenys 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i can’t believe your doctor who opinions are so perfect. u spoke the truth

  • @georgiebend
    @georgiebend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    i’m so glad these two found each other

    • @kaepiper
      @kaepiper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i mean they’re cousins so it was bound to happen

    • @georgiebend
      @georgiebend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sisters/cousins by blood, lovers by choice

    • @ko-lq7vu
      @ko-lq7vu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what do you mean? they’re cousin

  • @zipp3rf1sh95
    @zipp3rf1sh95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:42
    _ravioli ravioli, give me the fourmioli_

  • @sabianmartinez8142
    @sabianmartinez8142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    BRITTANY LET👏SARAH👏FEED👏YOU👏THE👏AIRPLANE👏

  • @devonnywoods2095
    @devonnywoods2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the way they're perfectly insink at 11:55 is giving me very much real cousin vibes

  • @abbyz3717
    @abbyz3717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Living for the new intro ❤️

  • @cityratcpo3948
    @cityratcpo3948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just now found this channel, I love this and subbed right away. you guys are good creators together

  • @brodyh98
    @brodyh98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    ITS THE ADULT BABY CONTENT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

  • @palymartinez5663
    @palymartinez5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Y’all make my days brighter

  • @cb.on.yt22
    @cb.on.yt22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    loved the ad read in this vid, especially the part when you could see her reflection in the laptop as well as the chris angel background

  • @korpse13kitty
    @korpse13kitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You two are like my main source of serotonin right now. Thank you so much guys. I love you🖤💜

  • @michellel4630
    @michellel4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    i was crying because i was sad over my ex and then watching this made me feel so much better and now i’m crying bc i appreciate you guys sm (also yes crying over men is dumb also yes i am mentally unstable) 💞

    • @felicitymoorcross198
      @felicitymoorcross198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hang in there, strong queen! Your ex is a loser and we love you!

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg ปีที่แล้ว

      Crying over men? Nah, try: 'Crying Over Tests and Homework....And Also Men'.
      * wails *

  • @sherrihutchinson2799
    @sherrihutchinson2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Both of yall just put me in the best mood no matter how im feelin, yaass siiiisss

  • @nickkampes1644
    @nickkampes1644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    literally falling apart mentally and have never been in a worse position in my adult life than right now and haven't laughed in days, and this video FINALLY got me to chuckle. thanks for existing and being the creature queens we need.

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I haven't laughed this much at a 'trying out...' video apart from KallmeKris's

  • @cactusmom8203
    @cactusmom8203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    is no one gonna talk about 3:25 and how WHOLESOME AND THOUGHTFUL SARAH IS OMG