Brittany and Sarah just remind me of my lesbian and straight friends that were roommates and the only decorations they had in their house were Minecraft posters and pictures of me
@@bobcow1625 it's pretty straightforward I think My lesbian friend Lily moved into a basement appartment with our straight friend Laila They are both big weird memes and instead of putting adult things on their walls, they had Minecraft posters and pictures of me (eating glue, throwing stuff at people, sleeping in the parking lot of a movie theatre, etc.) They also had two black cats that loved me a lot, if you wanted to know
@@sarahschauer3764 End of days shit dude there's literally no meat, pasta, rice or beans at any normal grocers (places thay don't require membership) in Vegas rn.
Here in London people are queueing an hour before shops open to go buy essentials. Hard for me since I don't get up before 11am... Guess I'm going to starve.
hey queen. girl you have done it again. constantly raising the bar for us all and doing it flawlessly. i'd say im surprised but i know who you are. i've seen it up close in person. girl you make me so proud. and i love you
Oml there's a girl at my school who's name is literally Morgan Adams and I for whatever reason thought u meant her somehow and I was like "WHAAAYTTTT?????"
I’m sorry, I almost didn’t stay until the end because there was an ad, but the END SCENE.... where did I even go? I was SENT, I have been drinking tonight and I am convinced I just witnessed peak comedy I just.. wow I swear I’m not being sarcastic I am tearing up from laughter. Thank you. I don’t know what the fuck I watched but thank you.
@@mrsbizzie i know this was probably mega cute but for some reason I instantly questioned his age and pictured a 34 year old man doing this, I'm so sorry 😅
God the end had me HOWLINGGG! I'm so glad to see you so happy, it really feels like you're enjoying the content that you're putting put and that just makes it all the more fun to watch!! 💕
Sarah has this adorable quality about her when she roasts Britt she always counters it with something nice to comfort her just in case and idk if she even notices that she does it but it’s so sweet 🥺😩❤️
I'm so glad you pronounce Reese's Pieces like that. I pronounced it the same way and my friends were disappointed in me, so I thought I was the only one who said it like that. Thank you.
Haven’t had a period for five years bc of HRT, but I would have SO appreciated a board of lil treats like this oh my god Also when kitty meowed I thought it was my boy Albus
I love watching your videos cause I feel less alone, like I'm hanging out with friends and we're just fucking around and having fun. Thank you for making the chill content
God this was....this was 7 months ago? Fuck. This was 5 days before I turned 19, this was also 5 days before quarantine was officially put into place where I life. Holy hell this was... *seven* months ago. It...it literally feels like years ago. This almost brings tears to my eyes with how different everything is now in less than a year later
your videos are the only ones that ever make me genuinely laugh out loud and not just blow air out of my nostrils. thank you queen, you deserve so much more recognition
My 7 year old just asked me "mommy, how old is she?" I said, "Idk Buddy I think shes like 26 or something." This child then had the nerve to say, "but mommy, you're 24 and you look so much older than her. And shes better at makeup than you." 🙃 Like gee thanks, bubby. Im a married mother of two. Thats why I look old. You, your dad, and your sister stress me out so much it aged me.
This was what we all needed right now. Great video, great snacks, great ending But so glad you see you grow and I’m so excited for more content from you!
Brittany and Sarah just remind me of my lesbian and straight friends that were roommates and the only decorations they had in their house were Minecraft posters and pictures of me
Omg I need a story time lol
I would like to hear more about this
someone random that sounds great honestly
@@bobcow1625 it's pretty straightforward I think
My lesbian friend Lily moved into a basement appartment with our straight friend Laila
They are both big weird memes and instead of putting adult things on their walls, they had Minecraft posters and pictures of me (eating glue, throwing stuff at people, sleeping in the parking lot of a movie theatre, etc.)
They also had two black cats that loved me a lot, if you wanted to know
@@someonerandom1119 i love them so much and ive never met them
Every time Sarah and Brittany mention they’re roommates
“And we’re cousins”
Shes my roommate and my cousin
And they were cousins
@@stvincent4506 oh god change ur icon pic plz
Vinny Didelot honey bigotry isn’t cool luv
@@alixkwb never said it was
@@stvincent4506 you literally have a confederate flag as your pfp lmaoo
she said 'no we have beans at home'
ThE beAnS
all i want in life is to do something that makes brittany scream “YAAASSS” at me
I feel like goin for it on a bottle of vodka would or the opposite of that lmao
i would feel so deeply validated if that were to ever happen to me
WHEN BRITTANY GETS CAUGHT LOOKING AT THE KOMBUCHA LMAO
"i want like a julien solomita picture of this" same brittany, lmaoo
Watching this and seeing the full grocery store aisles has brought a tear to my eye
@@sarahschauer3764 End of days shit dude there's literally no meat, pasta, rice or beans at any normal grocers (places thay don't require membership) in Vegas rn.
@Sarah Schauer have people not ransacked your grocery store yet?
@@turner15 all the HEBs in Texas are empty, people are buying everything in bulk the second it's stocked
In australia is fucked too!!! absolute chaos
Here in London people are queueing an hour before shops open to go buy essentials. Hard for me since I don't get up before 11am... Guess I'm going to starve.
now i know why LA people are depressed. it’s because your yogurt pretzels are FIVE DOLLARS
That's what got me too 😭
"If you hear the meowing it's Dopey" Who else could that be?
its brittany
Look at these girls. It could be anything meowing
Brittany
tbh I was looking for my cat before she said it was hers :/
Me under the cabinets
I'm tripping on acid while watching this and literally can't believe it's a real video
Victoria Kole LMAOOOOOO
I’m actually experiencing this same moment currently. But I’m just so zoned into it
lmaooooooooooo
It’s gonna be okay
The ending probably didn’t help 🤣
Your recent haircut has finally turned you into the passive aggressive stepmom you were always aspiring to be
Asdgghjkl-
she looks like Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place
once you hit your 20's the urge to decorate and be a general housewife somehow skyrockets, despite your feelings about being a housewife.
I’m 25 and I couldn’t agree more
im 17 and already feel this way
just feels good to cook good food and have a nice living space and shit man
A 2000's white mom who doesn't have kids, she's her own 12 year old
Don't forget divorced
@@roamfree1490 to her first husband Charles and her second divorce to Brad
I'm legit terrified that one day, a loud Brittany burp is going to turn into her projectile vomiting...
im sure it has
Sarah "the audio wasn't working" Schauer
yo you know you had this many likes fr fr
“Should I get corn, is that fun?” Reminds me of her step mom vines
hey queen. girl you have done it again. constantly raising the bar for us all and doing it flawlessly. i'd say im surprised but i know who you are. i've seen it up close in person. girl you make me so proud. and i love you
Jake__Stark how in the fuck did you comment this 22 hours before she posted this????
Jake__Stark posted: 2 minutes ago Commented: 22 hours ago
Christian Cruz JSJSJSJSH
Wait how did you comment this 22 hours ago
Gracie Downing Patreon get access to the videos 24 hours early! Get way to support Sarah
Brittany: “Don’t put meat on it”
The actual definition of a charcuterie plate is a selection of meats 😂
K. Inez Seube good thing she made a charcooterie board
@@Corn22 LMAOOO
I just wanna say that ur hair is SO CUTE like that length and style is everything on u and u are glowing ma’am
Megan Tiffany 100%
nobody:
snoopy making thanksgiving dinner in that one peanuts special:
LMAO LITERALLY
Thank u for censoring the "ok google," queen
Hi! I have a question: why did she censor google? I’m very stupid lol
@@riri89927 because she didn’t want to set off our googles :) like if we have a device that hears her say “ok google” in the video, it would respond
@@emilyceresa7476 TYSM I’M AN IDIOT
brittany’s “turn that s*it off” when sarah was singing hannah montana SENT ME 💀
The ending is a masterpiece
The best part of the video 😂
“Kids do love potatoes” and other fun facts by Sarah Schauer.
Sarah, Brittany, and Morgan Adams would be a power thruple
Meleah Paishon YOU GOT THE MIND OF A MASTERMIND FOR THIS ONE OMFG
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Oml there's a girl at my school who's name is literally Morgan Adams and I for whatever reason thought u meant her somehow and I was like "WHAAAYTTTT?????"
this comment needs to be PINNED
OMG yes yes yes!
The way she says “Re-sees pee-sees” instead of “re-sihs pee-sihs” makes me want to crush something
Meg Dougherty is she from the Midwest I say it like that too 😂
@@rachelbuck5673 shes from south carolina....
Meg Dougherty lol she’s from the east, Thats how we say it
I scrolled down here JUST to find this comment.
rachel buck SAME from Michigan 😂
"hotdogs are not butt popsicles" im not sure what to do with this information
I am 😇😈
They most certainly are....if you are in a fraternity in Florida.
I’m sorry, I almost didn’t stay until the end because there was an ad, but the END SCENE.... where did I even go? I was SENT, I have been drinking tonight and I am convinced I just witnessed peak comedy I just.. wow I swear I’m not being sarcastic I am tearing up from laughter. Thank you. I don’t know what the fuck I watched but thank you.
i've never actually gotten to one of these skill share partnerships early enough, my love for sarah has finally payed off
Sarah: now for some raw almonds..just palm it
Me: ....palmonds
I needed a bonus mukkbang of ya'll just eating it and getting sick.
13:24 when you're hanging out with your friend and their better friend comes over and they ignore you for 15 minutes
the lady telling you about they keys was so sweet tho 🥺🥺
Brittany leaving her keys in the door is the singular most relatable thing for me,, i am so glad I'm not the only absolute moron
i get so excited every time you post, you’re like the only person besides brittany who makes me genuinely cry laugh. ily
Sarah: "A shit tonne of almonds, just palm it"
me: "palmonds"
thief 👀
@@imaheck7078 huh?
gonna make myself a pandemic charcuterie board w hand sanitizer and toilet paper ✨✌️
@@sarahschauer3764 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Chocolate or yogurt”
Me: chocolate chocolate chocolate...
“Yogurt”
Me: nooooo 😭
But it ended up lookin really pretty tho
M.S.A 2.0 i was really hoping for yogi
Xx Selena xX and your wishes came true
I’m so happy this friendship exists and I endlessly wish I could be a part of it😭 also I’m so happy that u both r getting the attention u deserve🥺
this is still my comfort video
I NEEDED THIS RIGHT NOW THANK YOU PEE PEE POO POO FATHERS
I thought the neighbor said, “ I made pasta and I need someone to tell me how it is. “ LMAO
Sorry I'm a year late, but I heard that too!
*Sarah's doorbell rings*
My dog: IT'S THOSE DAMN MORMONS AGAIN! THIS ENDS NOW!
@@sarahschauer3764 in Utah absolutely
when Sarah says "oh my god" @ 9:25 she sounds like Jennifer Coolidge lmfao
Girl’s night
Omfg this was absolutely incredible 😂😂
“It’s warped and broken” relatable
I feel the need to let you know that my son kissed the screen at one point when you zoomed in
Maggie Schwarz omg that’s so sweet 🥺
@@cynthiag4105 it was so precious i literally made this face 🥺
@@mrsbizzie i know this was probably mega cute but for some reason I instantly questioned his age and pictured a 34 year old man doing this, I'm so sorry 😅
@@ascoadia282 ya know what youre right i should have specified, he is just over a year lmao
"Yogurt covered pretzels" is a phrase that gets progressively worse with each word
best part of my day. the ending was THRILLING
@@sarahschauer3764 That tune sounded familiar, what is it?
God the end had me HOWLINGGG! I'm so glad to see you so happy, it really feels like you're enjoying the content that you're putting put and that just makes it all the more fun to watch!! 💕
That was the best ending to a youtube video ever lmaooo
I don’t know why, but the way Sarah says “Mac and cheese please” at 4:40 just RESINATES with my BEING ❤️👄❤️
i didnt realize i literally dissociated during ur outro is that what acid feels like
You've actually managed to do a charcuterie board with only one charcuterie item, that's next level
Is Pavillons like Safeway’s sister???
Edit: bruh Safeway really out here having all these aliases 😂
I thought Von’s was their sister lol
bellavita904 I guess it’s a big family lmao
You should do a girl's self care night with facemasks and watch a movie you've never seen.
The last part of the vid was actually ART
Sarah has this adorable quality about her when she roasts Britt she always counters it with something nice to comfort her just in case and idk if she even notices that she does it but it’s so sweet 🥺😩❤️
The one stray gummy worm and the f’ed up raisin are killing me hsjdjsnfn
Sarah’s pronunciation of Reece’s pieces is unsettling to my ears
You don’t say it like that lil
@@alliekat22 no. The word pieces already has a correct pronunciation.
@@cattbutt7758 yea I still say it how Sarah does haha
Dude as someone that lives in LA, Pavillion is the worst grocery store. It's so expensive, try Sprouts or Vons or legit anything else.
I'm so glad you pronounce Reese's Pieces like that. I pronounced it the same way and my friends were disappointed in me, so I thought I was the only one who said it like that. Thank you.
I am living for the Sarah and Brittany content
Brittany said "Julien Solomita" and i fell straight in love
The fact that they have an alien sticker on the side of the car is very telling of their relationship
Britanny holding the camera all wonky with her forehead showing is me EVERY FACETIME
"Should I get corn is corn fun"
"U want corn and yogurt pretzels"
Lmao corn is the funniest thing ever
wtf is up with ur icon tho...
umm wtf wrong with you profile picture-
you seemed to be having a really good time with video which is fun to watch and it’s super contagious i was smiling the whole time
Haven’t had a period for five years bc of HRT, but I would have SO appreciated a board of lil treats like this oh my god
Also when kitty meowed I thought it was my boy Albus
I love watching your videos cause I feel less alone, like I'm hanging out with friends and we're just fucking around and having fun. Thank you for making the chill content
the end of this video feels like a fever dream in the best way possible
Nobody:
Dopey: I condemn you to hell
2:21 I SAW THE BACKSEAT WINDOW AND HAD A HEART ATTACK FR-
I've been waiting all day for this!! :D
I go back and watch this when I get too depressed to function. Thank you Sarah and Brittany for being real
fr I’m in such a bad state rn and I’m binge watching her and Brittany’s vids
God this was....this was 7 months ago? Fuck. This was 5 days before I turned 19, this was also 5 days before quarantine was officially put into place where I life. Holy hell this was... *seven* months ago. It...it literally feels like years ago. This almost brings tears to my eyes with how different everything is now in less than a year later
Its midnight, im rewatching this video and the fuckin doorbell at 13:15 made my dog bark loud as fuck and piss the bed😫
why did the ending hype me up
the last 45 seconds of this video is something straight from heaven
Julien Solomita who? Look at that presentation 😜💦
your videos are the only ones that ever make me genuinely laugh out loud and not just blow air out of my nostrils. thank you queen, you deserve so much more recognition
3:40 I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY GINGER ALE BECAUSE OF THAT SHDHDHHDSHDHBFNE
omg sarah was so excited when she was putting it together that was THE cutest thing i think ive ever seen in my entire life
My husband about Brittany “she looks like every soft ball player from our high school”
Is this anyone else's comfort youtube vid?
Honestly ever since I saw those vines of Sarah roasting her customers i vibed with her
it’s nice to watch how much happier Sarah seems lately 🥺❤️
Sarah: I’m gonna put the stuff that can spill in a bowl
Me at 1am: god she’s so smart
I love this video so much that I come back to it whenever I feel like shit. It’s comforting to re watch...I know it’s depression
My 7 year old just asked me "mommy, how old is she?" I said, "Idk Buddy I think shes like 26 or something."
This child then had the nerve to say, "but mommy, you're 24 and you look so much older than her. And shes better at makeup than you." 🙃
Like gee thanks, bubby. Im a married mother of two. Thats why I look old. You, your dad, and your sister stress me out so much it aged me.
I wish i could respond with the b/w pic of shaq that says "Fuck them kids"
Meg Gal girl you mean Michael Jordan?? 😭😂
Sometimes I think I want to get married and have kids but then I see comments like this lmao
RaeAnna Mailliard yikes
@@saram3449 due to personal embarrassment i will be passing away
I love that this came out literally *right* before quarantine started 😺
Me coming back here, realizing it’s been three years but feels like yesterday?!
This was what we all needed right now. Great video, great snacks, great ending
But so glad you see you grow and I’m so excited for more content from you!
"how old are you?"
"17."
finally, in my hour of need, with the remaining two months of my last semester of college canceled, sarah comes to me with deliverance
I was DEEPLY hurt that she chose the yogurt pretzels over the chocolate ones
Sarah 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m blazed and genuinely thought I was TRIPPIN at the end. Stop 🛑 😂
It’s so weird to be watching this now. I thought to myself where are their masks 💀
the ending montage. so inspirational
Love how homegirl is plugging a sponsor while wearing a stained t shirt. Ahah genuine respect