That Whitsun, I was late getting away: A driver's strike. One-twenty on the sunlit Saturday, That's when my chav-infested train - with Mike, Who speaks in single syllables - pulled out. And ASBO Joe, tattooed like girlfriend 'Chelle, Digs deep into his bag and pulls a beer... Yup, things have changed, though the chavs at least are "grinning and pomaded."
That Whitsun, I was late getting away:
A driver's strike.
One-twenty on the sunlit Saturday,
That's when my chav-infested train - with Mike,
Who speaks in single syllables - pulled out.
And ASBO Joe, tattooed like girlfriend 'Chelle,
Digs deep into his bag and pulls a beer...
Yup, things have changed, though the chavs at least are "grinning and pomaded."