2:23- 2:48 "They hated me, they hated me." "Yeah, great." "The young miss Watson has a small a** and is not easy on the eyes." "Spider man gets attacked all the time" "This isn't about u, this is about me" "Spider man gets ate all the time." *Silent pause* *him in the Spider suit* "See ya" *goes to Sand Man* "JIgS uP, pAL. "?????" "I dont wanna hurt u" *hears a zipper unzip* Spidey, " uH oH.."
Penis Parker: *"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye" 😠👿🤬👹💀🗡️🔫* *AND I'M IN LOVE* Sandman: *shuffling about* Penis Parker: **busts in** *"I'm the sheriff around these parts"* Sandman: *looks back* *MASCULINE TIGER GROWL* Penis Parker: "Cute outfit! Did your husband give it to you"? *gets kicked out and knocked out flying out* *Penis Parker: "People really like me"* **Penis Parker gets smacked into wall** *Penis Parker: AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH* Harry Potsporn: *"You knew this was coming, Pete"* **HARRY PUNCHES SPIDER-MAN INTO THE WALLVERSE** Penis Parker: "Listen to me-I made love with your father"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *HARRY PUNCHES SPIDEY* Penis Parker: "He was trying to make love with me! He made love with himself"!!! *Obi-Wan Sex Wars Vibes* Harry Potsporn: *"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP PPP"* **HARRY LITERALLY THROWS THE FUCKING WALLVERSE** *Penis Parker makes love to Harry Potsporn* Penis Parker: *"That all you got"?* **walking up** *"Harry!!!...HARRY"!!!* **fucks him again** *"Oh My God"* **gets high flying up and cumming out** *"Whatever"* **Alright, I'm fucking done 😆😆😆😆😆**
Remember when Penis Parker took Stacy to the club where Penis Parker was playing piano and Penis Parker was performing but Penis Parker stole Stacy from Penis Parker so Penis Parker stood up to Penis Parker but then Penis Parker got thrown out of the club?
1:28 Harry: Bump on the head "ow" And I'm as free as a bird. MJ: Will you bump me on the head XD Harry: *bop!* MJ: XP Harry: *BOP* *BOP* *BOP* MJ: :/ Harry: *bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bop* MJ: :( Harry: :/… you know that face :D
Harry: It just started.. Peter: Harry... Harry: and when she kissed me Peter Harry! Harry : it was just like how she used to kiss me Peter: HARRY!! Harry: Strawberries ;) Peter: HAAARRRRRRYYYY
You know, When people like you work their asses off for weeks/month's, making these hilarious poops. I think you should get atleast $1000 from youtube per poop.
![[YTP] Revenge of the Sand](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GQhKBn42XcU/mqdefault.jpg)
He stole his girl from himself. I just can't comprehend.
All while he played the piano in the background
n0₩ diG 0n tHi$
His clones are very impressive, he must be very proud
Siphon 696 likes
*Cmon people, i thought we moved on from the clone saga already..*
Gotta love the scene where Tobey Maguire is watching Spider-Man dance with Gwen Stacy while Peter Parker plays the piano
Nater K it’s my favorite scene it’s too funny😂😂
And that's not even a result of the YTP--that's just how the movie is cut. SM3 is a fucking mess.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy dude are you fucking blind i just watched the movie it was NOT cut like this video
*Dick Parkson: **4:47**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤤😳🤯😲😏*
*Penis Parker: **4:49**-**4:51**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😆😆😆*
It's the trifecta.
"I've come a long way from being the guy who loved pizza time"
“Get the hell outta here !!”
Auriel *boy
Pizza Time, Mary Jane Watson, Some Money To Buy A Car, I Don’t Really Know.
"Harry dies" oh no.......whatever
Hi Auriel :)
“It’s not working.”
“Okay.”
“I don’t want to see you anymore.”
“What?”
“I’m lonely, you weren’t there for me.”
“Yeah, Great!”
Your comment makes sense
Bully maguire is to good for MJ anyway
@@phonegamer5643 gotta admit she cuter then I remember
“People really like me”
*gets thrown off scooter*
0:43
Well that means people really do like him
"Listen to me, I'm in love with your father."
That was the most heartbreaking scene in the movie, I mean look how happy he was on his scooter 😢
0:44
"They hated it. They hated me."
"Yeah, great."
Sky pizza time
Tobey Screaming 6:29 and 7:02
That was the best fucking like!
*Dick Parker: I'm gonna cry*
IM YOUR 1000TH LIKE!! 😄
"FOR GODS SAKE ITS NOT MUCH JUST TAKE IT", "okay"
Loveshades 41 Mind me, but is your profile pic from Gorillaz?
et ye best band ever
Pizza time
Loveshades 41 I lost my fucking shit. I literally spit my soda out on that part.
I think Penis Parker really screwed up. All that pizza time was a waste
"Harry. Harry! Oh my God.
...
Whatever."
"Bump on the head - *boing* - I'm as free as a bird."
"Will you bump me on the head?"
"Bop.
Bop bop bop.
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop."
Kick your little ass
Pizza time...
"Harry. Harry! Oh my God.
...
Pizza time."
I made love to your father!
@@shadowlugia6209 "I know that face!"
3:20 MJ leaving upset when Harry drops the omelet 😂😂
She was really hungry
Best edit I’ve ever seen 😂😂
That killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol. It was screenshotted😂
3:46 never gets old pure comedy
This is on my recommendation🤣
Just the idea of him calling her over just to scream in her ear is hilarious
"YOU WANT A COOKIE, YOU WANT A COOKIE, I WANT A NUDE PHOTO OF SPIDERMAN, WHOEVER GETS ME THAT GETS A HANDJOB"
😂
We all deserve handjobs
He's right Jonah
6:43-7:55 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
What timing of the video? 😂
Edit: nvm! 5:27
I was dieing cause its so funny
1:06
*Harry gets knocked out*
“That all you got”?
“Harry. HARRY!”
*checks to see if he’s breathing*
“Oh my god!”
*stands up*
“Whatever”.
I don't always care
Spider-Man / Peter Parker i’m a big fan can I have your autographed spider-man
@@NahItsNaki do you have a pen?
Spider-Man / Peter Parker I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye :)
he found a coin
Did anyone notice in the new Spider-Man: Homecoming movie, Flash Thompson actually uses "Penis Parker" as an insult to Peter
sedaarco yup
sedaarco and then penis Parker met Tony stank
Ummm nope 👎
sedaarco who didn't
It's not meant to NOT be noticed, but it's still hilarious
LMAO
1:14 "OMG...whatever"
7:48 "OMG...pizza time"
I appreciate this link
🤣🤣
The duality of man
7:09 the police sirens make it 1000x better
Roxanne
yep
*glass breaks*
Suscribe my channel
@@diegootlook" *sus* "
ah yes, the age old ytp staple, sauce jokes
leon games random 7:32
TH-cam considers this as literature.
+Ben Sweetser I consider this literature
This is fucking educational.
As do I.
You.. don't?
I mean, it had one clip from The Great Gatsby in it
"I'm gonna hurt you"
*zipping noise*
"Uh oh"
2:41
*Can I warn you up?? **1:56**!!!* 😆😆😆😆😆
@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 NOOoo!!
Worm*
I dont wamna hurt u
"I hope we can get a table"
Peter slowly moves over to the girl
"AAAAAAAAHH"
Girl:alright sir right this way
I think he should have just screamed in her ear and not have said anything after
@@DanelBoy nah 😂
5:53 That “not f***ing funny” killed me 😂
Niko bellic-
omg it was niko! XD
Nevermind...
4:10
Peter is sitting
Peter is playing The piano
Peter is dancing
All in The Same time
That was a mind fuck
looks like the script writers for Spiderman: Homecoming came across this video
Pizza Time
*demon voice* FOR GOD SAKES ITS NOT MUCH NOW TAKE IT, couldn't stop laughing after that part
I know right
dupree gerald i loved that part
dupree gerald lol
dupree gerald Same 😂😂😂
"Hey where's pete?"
"Taking a shit i guess."
*Huge smile*
Auriel 😏
I thought she said taking a chick
7:09 that face insert never gets old.
1:44 aunt mays edit got me
I haven't laughed that hard in a while
1:21
Harry: “Where’s Pete?”
MJ: “Umm...taking a shit I guess”
Harry: *Satisfied face*
Sandman: I wanna hurt you *Zips pants
Penis Parker: Uh-oh...
XD You're a damn genius! +happyexpress
IKR
*unzips pants
Julian De Clercq uh oh
Chris L. haha best part 😂😂
Chris L. I've been all up in you're father.
"Give her this."
"I couldn-t--"
*"fOr GOd'S sAke iT's NOt mUCh sO TaKe It!!!!"*
"Okay O_O"
CJCroen1393 minute?
Me: born
My dad: 2:37
No No Word underrated comment
No No Word I think we share the same father
Caught me off guard ngl
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sorry, hope thing will go better.
4:55 “can I help you sir”
“No”
“Everything okay boss?”
“....no”
Lmao
*YOU WANNA CRY, PAUL*
Leave: no
Leave: ok
5:53 Did i just hear Niko Bellic? xD
Brain Pains! Not fucking funny
I did too
The Bat-Tester
Lmao yes
I heard it too
Not fuckin funny
1:09 omg whatever 💀😂😂😂
Pizza time
Edit: all I said was pizza time and I got likes is it that easy?
"That'll all you got?"
1:15
@@rippingfive4454 hahaha
1:48 **I'm fucking dead meat😆😆😆😆**
I hope we can get a table...
*Whistles*
BWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
The funny thing is, she just gets him a table after that.
+Owen Martinelli i literally died on that part xD
*stares at crush*
“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye”
"Everything ok here, Paul?"
"You gonna cry, Paul?"
I died! XD
Wait at the bar/restaurant there is THREE PETER´S WTF XD
That was my favorite part
+SuperHeavyXD 3 penises*
HIS A MAGICAL....SOMETHIN HE MENT TO DO THAT BUT HE GOT THE WRONG SONG IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE DARUDE SANDSTORM
+SuperHeavyXD and 2 Mary Janes (one on the stage and one as a waitress)
yea xD
Flash Thompson calls him Penis Parker in Spider-Man Homecoming and I couldn't stop thinking of this video, do the writers know that this video exists?
Barthillias The Silliest maybe
You say Penis, I say Parker, Penis, Parker, Penis, Parker!
I mean who doesnt go on TH-cam, eventually they will watch something unknown 2 all
"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" made it into X-Men 3 too
Oh my god!
...Whatever.
It's time to Bites za Dusto!
5:54 Yo, Niko! Let’s go bowling!!!
I love how in this comment section I found both Niko Bellic and Roman
Bowling 🤣
Not fucking funny
Niko its Roman, lets go bowling
Yo I missed that when I first saw this😂
7:08
"i'm gonna cry"
-"SHUT UUUUUUUP"
-AAAAHH
Kick your little ass.
Killerbeast 2508 pizza time
@Gamer Clips isn’t that right?! Huh, brother?
@Gamer Clips SHUT UUUUUP!
''Still got the moves''
Still got the moves. Still-still got the moves
''I say Penis, you say Parker!''
*Spider-Man Homecoming*
SuperShah201 Penis? Parker. Penis? Parker. Penis? Parker
Pizza Time
SuperShah201 yo wassup lol
"I am gonna put some dirt in your eye." OMG I AM DYING 😂😂😂
(0:51)
"I'm in love with your father,he was trying to make love to me,he made love to himself!"
SHUT UP
@@J221. That’s all you got?
5:18 “Brock sir.” “Shut up.” 💀💀
**Whistles** **SCREAMS** "Thanks hot legs~."
I'M PISSING MYSELF OMFG
ok
ok
Anybody else is asking what does that mean XD
No thanks
Ok
I miss Tobey Maguire so much!
No
Ive never actually heard anyone say that are you being sarcastic haha
You can see him in other stuff
Hugh kenfokov why would he be sarcastic? Tobey is still the best live action Spider-Man sooo…
We all do
4:03 He's playing Piano but is sitting with his girlfriend
*(Pizza And X-Files Begin Playing)*
6:09 I'll be there for you when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
Or "I missed the part where that's my problem"
2:23- 2:48
"They hated me, they hated me."
"Yeah, great."
"The young miss Watson has a small a** and is not easy on the eyes."
"Spider man gets attacked all the time"
"This isn't about u, this is about me"
"Spider man gets ate all the time."
*Silent pause*
*him in the Spider suit*
"See ya"
*goes to Sand Man*
"JIgS uP, pAL.
"?????"
"I dont wanna hurt u"
*hears a zipper unzip*
Spidey, " uH oH.."
A e s t h e t i c C o o k i e lol
Sandman says "I wanna hurt you"
No , what happens is
sandman : im gonna hurt you
Sandman : unzipping (probably pants)
Spidey : uh OH !!
*se# song plays**
3:16
Harry: check this out
[flips pan]
[omelet falls on the floor]
Harry: Mary Jane please
Mary Jane: I'm sorry
Cracking up!!!!! lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Penis Parker: *"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye" 😠👿🤬👹💀🗡️🔫*
*AND I'M IN LOVE*
Sandman: *shuffling about*
Penis Parker: **busts in** *"I'm the sheriff around these parts"*
Sandman: *looks back*
*MASCULINE TIGER GROWL*
Penis Parker: "Cute outfit! Did your husband give it to you"? *gets kicked out and knocked out flying out*
*Penis Parker: "People really like me"*
**Penis Parker gets smacked into wall**
*Penis Parker: AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH*
Harry Potsporn: *"You knew this was coming, Pete"* **HARRY PUNCHES SPIDER-MAN INTO THE WALLVERSE**
Penis Parker: "Listen to me-I made love with your father"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*HARRY PUNCHES SPIDEY*
Penis Parker: "He was trying to make love with me! He made love with himself"!!! *Obi-Wan Sex Wars Vibes*
Harry Potsporn: *"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP PPP"* **HARRY LITERALLY THROWS THE FUCKING WALLVERSE**
*Penis Parker makes love to Harry Potsporn*
Penis Parker: *"That all you got"?* **walking up** *"Harry!!!...HARRY"!!!* **fucks him again** *"Oh My God"* **gets high flying up and cumming out** *"Whatever"*
**Alright, I'm fucking done 😆😆😆😆😆**
Shazam
666 likes OMG 😲
SHAZAM SHAZAM SHAZAM
0:28 when the teacher says “the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do”
it was sooo annoying when they said that
Remember when Penis Parker took Stacy to the club where Penis Parker was playing piano and Penis Parker was performing but Penis Parker stole Stacy from Penis Parker so Penis Parker stood up to Penis Parker but then Penis Parker got thrown out of the club?
*****
Life of shit
So fucking funny, it was a triple-double act!
that was a sweet fucking time
What ?
Swerdman55 now toms spiderman was called penis parker in the movie lol
0:12 i don't know why that started off my laughing😂" gEt ThE HeLL OuTtA HeRE!!"
I think that audio clip is from The Great Gatsby!
"Oh my god..... *_it's pizza time!_* "
"She says *Im lonely* that *you're not there for me* "
6:53 lol harry harrrryyyy harrrryyyyyy! HARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
+Star Jedi 951 lol
+Star Jedi 951 I'm really sorry..
Wryyyyyyyyyyyy
Star Jedi 951 ik that was rhe funiest part
Star Jedi 951 I'm gonna cry!
1:28
Harry: Bump on the head
"ow"
And I'm as free as a bird.
MJ: Will you bump me on the head XD
Harry: *bop!*
MJ: XP
Harry: *BOP* *BOP* *BOP*
MJ: :/
Harry: *bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bop*
MJ: :(
Harry: :/…
you know that face :D
First bump 1:33 Second bump 1:36 Third bump 1:39, 1:41 Sounds pretty light hearted. Not taking things very seriously...so, 1:48!!!! And, 7:34!!!!
*1:27*
Me: Finally school is finally over 6:14
*My teachers* 6:15
Im dead 😂😂😂
Lol
Those are seriously ALL my teachers
Luka 2000 THE BELL DOESNT DISMISS U I DO
Saeed Elghoul hey it’s my old TH-cam account
0:43
Peter: People really like me”
Immediately gets attacked
Harry: It just started..
Peter: Harry...
Harry: and when she kissed me
Peter Harry!
Harry : it was just like how she used to kiss me
Peter: HARRY!!
Harry: Strawberries ;)
Peter: HAAARRRRRRYYYY
***** no b0ss plz
Pizza Time
YOur A wiZarD HaRrY
I’m gonna kick your little butt Peter:pizza time
LMFAO! 😂😂😂
Maryjane: "They hate it, they hated me."
Peter: "Yeah, great."
Oh My God.. Pizza time!
+Marius Ottosson 7:00 MMM STRAWBERRIES
3:26 I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULDNT BREATHE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The 2 hot ladies: "Ah ewww nah......."
Sandman and JJ: "Wut...."
That made made me laugh 😂, especially (3:31-3:33)
"you came!"
*I'll come again*
I love how a ytp major reference made it to Spiderman homecoming
Harry:"I'm sorry.
Peter:"I'm going to cry"
I'm lonely! You weren't there for me. Ok, great!
0:32 "I'm the sheriff around these parks"😂😂😂
*parts
The audio on that made it sound like it was coming from a speaker behind me, and I had to actually check if my headphones were plugged in! 😂
6:31 LOL THAT FACE THO
Oh my god...
Pizza time
whatever.
Уаппч,, 👍🏿👍🏿👎🏿🌽🎈✂️✂️✂️✂️🗞️📹📹💲🍅🍅🍅🎬🍍🍍🏠
00учборг💲👍🏾
Your pfp.....is that giorno?
Lol
07:44
"Harry! Oh my god... Pizza time"
Jigg's up, pal!
I'm goin to put some dirt in your eye
H pizza time
5:45 please stay
2:38 he should’ve said “See ya chump”
Aunt May:GAWD SAKE ITS NOT MUCH TAKE IT
Peter:ok
You know, When people like you work their asses off for weeks/month's, making these hilarious poops. I think you should get atleast $1000 from youtube per poop.
+GuitarInferno Unfortunately Sony's already claimed my videos and are monetizing them. Greedy bastards.
+happyexpress what the
miss Brant get me a violin
+happyexpress Dude,I made Spider-Man 4. Want to see it and make a YTP out of it?
+GuitarInferno IKR!
who the fuck even Watches YTP anymore MLG Videos are the new improved better YTP now
How do you feel about Penis Parker being in Spiderman Homecoming?
6:41 “how you holding now?”
“Not good”
“So good!”
Kids: "Hey look it's Spider-Man. Woooah!"
Peter Parker: "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!"
I find TH-cam poops are either not funny at all, or amazingly hilarious. The Penis Parker videos are all absolute gold.
This makes me wanna go watch Spiderman 3 again.
NOOOOOOOOO!
Mitchell your comment deserves more thumbs up than the main comment!
Come on people, thumbs up Mitchell's comment! I'm not just Mitchell trying to trick you all into giving his comment thumbs up's!
Holy Crap Tobey maguire and Kirsten Dunst are sooo awfull actors...Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were 1000 times better...
Do it all over again
CS188
May: *F O R G O D S S A K E I T S N O T M U C H N O W T A K E I T*
Peter: Okay
It’s me, dr.connors, your friendly neighborhood uncle Ben
0:18
When you know the answer and whisper it subtly to yourself and someone takes your answer.
"Can I warm you up?"
Harry: NOOOO!
*Throws dagger*
Came back here after seeing Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Immediately thought of this when Flash said "Penis Parker."
EXACTLY!! XD!!
Omfg the Jazz bar scene was epic asf! There were 3 Peters! Hahaah lmfao
“People really like me”
*instantly thrown into a wall*
NOTHING IS OVER 🤣 did not expect rambo there, genius
"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye", I lost it. xD
Wow! This video predicted Flash's insult from Spider-Man Homecoming!
The funny part is that Penis Parker is what Flash calls Peter in Homecoming.
Some say Tobey is the best
Some say Andrew is the best
Some say Tom is the best
But deep down we know pennis parker was always the best
From Tobey Maguire to penis Parker to bully Maguire
Lol no one says Andrew's the best !
Even though it's fake when Mary Jane dumps Peter I still get sad.
Bop bop bop bop bop bop
I know that face!
My brother farted right when JJJ said what's that smell
That's fucking disgusting.
Its *Human
+Dragonfire Studio No it's actually a beautiful thing.
Inhale it
Pizzatime
“I’ve come a long way from being the boy who loved pizza time.” 🍕
Welcome back to the episode of “ WHY THIS IS IN MY RECOMMENDATION “
Was it worth the watch?
Akari Akaza 赤 座 あ か り Pudding-chan if someone says no, then they still don’t got the moves :/
5:52 I still don’t know why but that little “Not fucking funny” from Niko gets me