Chipotle | Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren’t You Embarrassed?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2024
- Order AREN'T YOU EMBARRASSED now!
About My Father, the new feature film starring Sebastian Maniscalco and Robert De Niro about Sebastian and his real-life Italian immigrant (and hairdresser) father Salvo, hits theaters on May 26th!
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I watched this at Chipotle with the rest of my staff members on break. We were fuckin dying at how true this is
Ah man! I read ur comment as Chi-pol-tay just now! xD
yoimgangstawiteggs haha right every day at our chipotle "Hi! how are you today?" "Yeah.. i got a chicken bowl" cool bro thanks haha
yoimgangstawiteggs haha we just watched this at work today 😂 accuracy is ridic
Ana Guzman same.. my coworker just posted this.. I was dying laughing at the accuracy.
yoimgangstawiteggs Must SUCK working there.
I'm honestly crying, I work there and he honestly summed up all my co workers exact feelings
Lmbo I just realized it's true ive never talked to the staff at Chipotle 😂😂 now I'll make an effort to do so
Thanks for the barjitos
I was 1000th like
cuttin chicken
About the guacamole let me guess: it's cus when you tell ppl it's extra they hold up the line to think about it?
The most Italian phrasing ever "get yor clalw outta the sowlsa"
😹😹😹😹😹
Sebastian’s physicality during his jokes is incredible.....and under those lights.
His delivery is top notch!🤣🤣👏👌
It could make him lose weight, kind of a training. I think comedians get a free aerobic excercise that burn calories.
I know a comedian who retired, he got fatter.
Lisa Stallings Keelor Would show you some physicality anyday 😏 ;)
@@TimestampGuy2020 Thats actually a good observation, notice how he's in great shape too. All around class act.
That guy must hit the gym at least 4 to. 5
Times a week
He has the most amazing style of comedy. He acts it out so well and the way he uses his voice for full effect is genius
He stole it from Dice
@2017 Jeremy Mosesson Dice also fired him. Watch this video where he says why, moron.
Maria Mercieri spoken like a lady that hasn’t seen much comedy
@@stuwest3653 NO
He is genius
Chip-ol-Tay 😂
+catlady858 He does it on purpose...talked about it on his podcast.
+james beaet really?? Why??
+Kathleen Freeman It sounds funnier, its called comedy.
+Kathleen Freeman that and expresso..PET PEEVE
Literally every person in Michigan says it this way.. I've never heard anyone say it any other way than "Chipoltay" 100% of people in Michigan say it this way.. lol.. so when he said it I assumed that he was just saying it the right way..
Dude has crazy high energy, gotta respect the fact he's not even breaking a sweat.
Lol for real. Respect a dude for not sweating 🤣 ppl nowadays are so dumb. His respect is so easy to earn he probably has low self esteem
As a former Chipotle employee, im surprised he hasn't worked there before because that was SPOT ON!
He must burn 1000 calories in each performance. I get winded just watching him!
Thats what she said
@@crystalballfantasy9382 Points!
Coke
Yessss
I’m burning calories laughing 😂
😭😭 I work at Chipotle and everything he's saying is sooo true 😂😂😩
same😂
I work there too it's so true 😂😭😭
I swear 😂
Chipoltay*
tbh
Sebastian:"the most stressful job is rolling the burrito."
Me: *PTSD flashback intensifies*
Daniel Earl do you guys care if someone puts coke in a water cup or nah
@@PrivatePeterson nobody cares 😂
Does that skill transfer to rolling fat joints or blunts?
Dill Bill nope
Was overstuffing really happening? Surely someone at some point would point out there was no more room before it got to the end.
He’s amazing. He quickly became a favorite. Every joke is a banger.
the way he puts emphasis on certain words make its alot more funnier
I died when he said tortilla!
It’s the Chicago accent. He sounds just like my uncle Danny.
Its called charisma, not just his accent. He knows how to get max value out of his jokes by emphasising key words.
He's italian that's why you jamook
@@MariaPerez-xc8ql bet ur uncle Danny can get you a real good deal on a used car right..just don't ask we're it came from...OOOH FORGETABOUIT
Get your claw out the sal-sah.
illl have corn
Mangu chipolte
Jack LaBarge mz🎾🎃🎃🙌🏻🏉🏉🤗😷😷🤗🤗😷😷😷🤗😷🤗🤗😷😷😷🤣😡😡😡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😛🤡😛😛😛😛😛😙😗😙😙😛😎🤡🤡🤡😛🖍🖍🖍⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏪⛔️🛑⛔️⛔️🆔⚛️🚷🆔🛐☦️☦️♋️⛎♏️
I'LL HAVE CORN!! I'LL HAVE MORE CORN
He's a prototypical Chicago guy
"Coca Cola ina see-threw glass....whada-yu gunna dewww???" 😂😂
When they come for you? Jk😂🤣
I love the way he pronounces words.
He's one of the underrated comedians. His comedy is not pretentious; easy to connect. He is good at presenting our day to day life experiences. They are genuinely funny! And, he doesn't swear or make d**k and v****a as much as the "top" comedians do!
Shereef K. Abbas Agree 1,000%. Love him!
Actually he does swear in his performances. Hope that doesn't ruin your fucking day.
@@Dave-lr2wo Relax Dave
@@Dave-lr2wo Wow, edgy, if you're 5. Yeah he swears, but rarely, and it's not the main focus of the joke.
@@Katya_Lastochka Congrats on your use of cliches while over-explaining the obvious. I applaud your talent for uselessness.
The guy can't even find the tor-til-la.
😂😂
I read your comment as he said it 😂😂
Smoking Skull me too😂😂
@@smokingskullq8539 me too. Great positioning for the comment section for people who are reading while he's performing
Tour- till- la kills me Everytime.
OMG, his wife must be in tears laughing all the time!
Or not. Cooks don't cook at home too.
"Familiarity breed contempt." Or as Jesus once said: "No prophet is welcome in their home town." Meaning the people that really know us do not see us as others see us who do not live with us or spend lots of time with us.
She might laugh a lot because I think they have a good marriage but it is well known that Lucille Ball was not humorous at home.
naive
He actually says on his Instagram he tries to make his wife laugh all the time. Too funny
he's probably the anti comedian off stage
As someone who worked at chipotle not only as the grill guy cutting chicken but also on the line freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Coca Cola in the see through glass what’re you gonna do about it😂😂😂😂😂
My eyes watered at that one 😂
So friggin' hilarious. When he starts hopping down the line! LMAO!!!
Sebastian's a legend, he's been doing this for a longggg time and he's getting noticed now.
I work at chipotle and I have never heard something more accurate.
Sebastian is my favorite comedian of all time. I discovered him on Netflix a few years ago by accident and I've seen him live 3 times, he is even better in person! Met him twice as well and he is a really nice and down to earth guy. Looking forward to watching him again in the future.
Thanks for sharing...that's nice to hear! Makes me appreciate him even more as comedian😀
Jim Carrey George carlin Robin Williams.
@@RyanPowerhouse Pryor Murphy Seinfeld
The "employee" point at 1:43 killed me. HAHA!
I already laughed as soon as the video started playing and he said “ChipolTe”
*“STEAK. BEANS CHEESE GONE!!!!!!!.” This is way to true 😂💀😭☠️ he’s so animated and I love the way he says chipotle*
I work at chipotle and today after I got off work my coworkers and I sat down to eat at the dining room (like Sebastian said) and one of my coworkers showed us this and we couldn't stop laughing because everything he said was so relatable 😂
The guy can not even find the Tor til a
justchilaxe123 it's not chip-ole-tay without the tor-till-uh
Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tor-til-a
@@zw9847 😂😂stop
Chip pole tay , tort tilla, coke a cola in a see thru glass whaddaya gonna do about it?
I came a cross your comment as I got to that exact point in the video. It was awesome
This guy is the definition of phenomenal comedic delivery.
It's his voice...that is the best part of his show
as an Italian, the stuff he talks about brings back so many memories! omg! I can't take it! lol!
You not Italian you White mixed American. U no born Italy. You mixed with white Man
@@sammiedog4 what the hell does that even mean?
Steak! Beans! Cheese!
10 seconds later.....
Chicken! Peppers! Lettuce!
Funniest shit I've ever seen hahaha
Absolute classic! Seen this clip a million times and every single time I cant stop laughing. His delivery is perfect!
Napoman2001 🤣🤣🤣
fuckin brilliant 😂
☠☠
I used to work for Chipotle, and everything he says is so true!!
I can’t stop laughing 😂
Really? He is not funny at all.
I've never laughed this hard in my entire life 😂😂. The STEAK, BEANS, CHEESE! part had me dieing
He's hilarious!
me too! That is the funniest part! I laugh so hard every time I watch it!
CHICKEN, PEPPER LETTUCE
😂😂😂😂
Dying
@@THXx1138not funny at all
The bit on wrapping the burrito😂
luckyDancer100 😂😂😂
luckyDancer100 bryan callen rip off
How he was jumping around lol 😂😂
When he said you have to use some Quads , a little CORE .. I lost it ... lmao
I had a few monster burritos built outta there an was like damn how they gonna wrap them
Hahahahaha!!! I love Seb's delivery, it is so emotional.
He is awesome.
I hope he comes to Australia soon.
The Coke fill had me crying.😂
Im Mexican and approve of Sebastian saying Chipoltay & Tor-tila🌯
🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
😂😂😂😂
idc cid booooooooooooooo
Burritos aren't Mexican tho lol
Those pronunciations add 20% to the bit.
I'm dying over here... This man is an artist. I totally forget this is a one man show, everything disappears and I see EVERYTHING he's describing and talking about, in EVERY show... I got laughter tears pouring left and right outta my eyes, and I can still see everything! And his expressions? Forget about it! Standing ovation Sebastion!
get your claw out of the salsa
+Sergio Bucciarelli Loool that was the best part!
😂😂😂
Sal-sa
0:52 “just say corh...”😆😆
1:18 “steak...beans...cheese...corn”😆
He's so right, telling it like it is Italian style! His Sanka bit was classic!
Im glad I saw a random video clip of one of this guy's shows, never heard of him but Im glad I did now. He's HILARIOUS
Dez Hester same
I’m *STILL* laughing!!! Love how he describes the guy folding and tucking all the ingredients at the end! 🌯
The guacamole part ...🤣😂😅😅😂..in tears..
He doesn't say chipotle, he says chipòltay.
And tore tilla!!
So hilarious.
He doesn't attack people. I love that about him. So even Chipotle people would laugh at this bit!
I was crying. He is 100% the funniest guy I have seen. His facial expressions and physical comedy, absolutely hilarious! I can watch this for hours.
I lost it when he started jumping on the ingredients 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He doesn't even have to say a word, just his facial expressions, and body movements crack me up, the fact that the jokes are funny makes it even better... HILARIOUS 😂🤣😅
lol when I first went to Chipotle I used to do the pointing thing over the glass and get politely admonished for it...classic.
Cure for depression: Sebastian whispering "it's okay" in your ear.
So much understanding in two words
I went into Chipotle tonight and I had to take a picture. Haha! They have a sign with how much guacamole is on every item. Hahaha!
This is hilarious! This also sounds a lot like working at Subway.
I like how he has the genius idea to mispronounce it on purpose. It’s so simple, but it makes it even funnier
What’s the funniest is how he says Chipotle and TORTILLLAH
I am 100 percent Italian. You are friekin hilarious. Love u. Don't stop, especially during Covid. I definitely need a belly laugh,
I almost just passed out choking wheezing laughing at this and I also peed myself slightly ♥️ wow lol
He has become one of my favourite comedians 😂😂😂👍👍🤣
I keep coming back here. His delivery is so good. He really commits. I need to see him do this same routine in a different venue so I can see if he delivers it in the exact same way.
As someone who works at Chipotle, I cried laughing watching this. But seriously - we don’t care if you get coke. That doesn’t come out of our pockets, nor do we get punished for it.
“Coca-cola in a see through glass, what are ya gonna do? What are gonna do about it?” pffft! XD so hilarious 😂
This gives me ptsd of the days I worked retail. Customers sometimes talked to you like you were born to serve them, but I’d also have co-workers that got overtimed to death or chewed out by customers because my store didn’t have a blouse in an exact size she wanted.
This is what blew him up. He’s my favorite can’t wait to see him at msg!
Fairly certain this is Maniscalco at his comedic peak. How does it get better than this, plus the airport / TSA bit.
I came back just for “STEAK, BEANS, CHEESE” 😭😂
The last few times I went into chipotle I asked for guacamole and when he told me it was extra I started to laugh and in the same tone as Sebastian and I said yeah it’s OK. Sebastian is so damn funny!
As a former Chipotle worker this gave me PTSD😭
When he imitates heating up the tortillas, then starts filling them up is so damn funny!! 😂🤣😂🤣
“Ya, it’s ok” the way he whispered it. 😂😂
I LOVE this guy! This Chipotle bit -- HYSTERICAL -- out loud laughing! I LOVE CHIPOTLE -- this is so great. Classic bit, really! Wish there was more of his work online.
I think about this clip sometimes and cry laughing so hard, and I'm by myself cracking up! Sebastian is so funny to me😄
That guacamole part is right on, everytime.
I
100%
Absolutely
Love
Him
....sooooo damn real
The burrito folding
😂😂😂😂
Anyone else notice how he’s saying “Chipolte”? 😂
The most stressful job at chipotle is the cleaning of the bathrooms!
MrCctvtech .
On a need to know basis - we don't need to know that , thank you ! 😱
@Dream Theory haha!
*EDP445 has entered the chat*
Funniest thing I have ever seen! Laughed about a quadrillion times! Sebastian you have a great sense of humor. you are so good a comedy!
"Get your claw out of the salsa!" Exactly! Gonna use this line in my kitchen for people that try to double dip the salsa.
My son just turned me on to Sebastian - he is truly hilarious- I spent spent an hour listening to his schtick and now my stomach hurts from laughter- good !!!!
Yeah same here. Found him on Netflix. Bandaid, Tortilla, Medical Mask, George Forman Grill, TSA - whole dam show was hilarious!
Asked for a water and filled it up with coca cola 😂😂😂
😂😂
Sprite for me
At Subway, they turn off the fountain so people won't steal soda with a water cup.
@@sharksfan2678 Same game. I thought it was just me.
None of you stealers had better ever complain about the conditions in the world. You’re contributing to them.
Sebastian, you are the funniest misanthrope I've seen in a very long time...
How funny would it be if him and Kat Williams do a stand-up together. Both telling their version of the same story. It is two extremes and both are so animated and expressive, it would be a EPIC! Thank you for posting these videos!
That would be hilarious lmao
kat who?
I love when comedians really get into and sort of act out the story they're telling with all the goofy movements and shit its so great
All ............Day..............Loooong! LMFAO
Ex-chipotle employee here. This shit hit me so hard lol. Fucking spot on.
I could laugh at this all day long and it will never get old, LOL!
This guy is hilarious! Amazing show.
You're a good lookin' woman.
Ryan Bates it's an actor from enchanted bro
Oh...how embarrassing...
@@ryanbates362 u clown
I literally had tears in my eyes and almost choked on my food watching this. I laughed so hard. Hysterical! 😂
Too funny! I don't know why this guy popped up on my feed a few months ago...but thank you youtube algorithms. He needs to visit a Chipotle in the DMV. It's like an assembly line. You move through the line in like 2 or 3 minutes tops...maybe 5 to 10 during a lunch rush.
😂😂😂😂😂
I really can’t remember the last time I laughed as hard as I just did from his ppl ordering/employees making impression...my stomach seriously hurts from all the laughing. 👏🏼👏🏼
This would be fantastic as a Chipotle commercial!!! 😂😂😂😂
The ultimate move was his pushing down the tortilla steamer handle and waiting for it to heat before hopping down the line. All. Day. Long.
I'm employed at Chipotle. Can confirm, and Chipotle is the best tasting food I've ever had.
I literally been watching the same videos over and over again each night ever since I came across the doorbell one and I laugh my arse off each time! 😂 😂
"He's not trained on burrito building" lol
Love this guy.You have to watch his whole set on Netflix. Real life common sense which has been lost in the world today.
Hes the cure for depression
Ahh, this brought back traumatic memories of working at one of the busiest Chipotle locations in my area. 😂
Seen his shoes 100 times still hysterical makes me crack up every single time!! The pod cast with Pete is the best there is.