HONEY, WAKE UP THE KIDS! - MONOPOLY w/Pyrion & Sips #4

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  • @Sweetest_Tea1215
    @Sweetest_Tea1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    A big OOF for Pyrion landing on the train stations 3 times in a row

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      train stations win the game, duh

  • @chegwedtch384
    @chegwedtch384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Ah the salt and rage, now this is the monopoly I know.

  • @Hawk_of_Battle
    @Hawk_of_Battle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Some of the rolls this game were absolutely nuts; Smithy continues to pass go and immediately have to pay income tax, Trotts goes to jail 4 times, gets out, immediately goes back in in the same turn, Pyrion rolls 3 tens and lands on 3 train stations in a row, EVERYONE misses red, except for when the guy who owned it the whole time just lost everything and Ross somehow dodges the worst of it by consistently landing on free parking.

    • @imallfordabulls
      @imallfordabulls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Smith and tax seem to be the combination.

    • @c0rse
      @c0rse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ross had nothing but the green set and just lucked out on everyone going bankrupt to him and getting properties for free.

    • @maggintons
      @maggintons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      good consistent Monopoly

    • @adamentcondition3002
      @adamentcondition3002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      let's be honest, Ross would never win through skill or strategy

  • @darkangel1674
    @darkangel1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Let's get Lewis in on the next round. TURN UP THE SALT!!! =D

    • @Rajivrocks-Ltd.
      @Rajivrocks-Ltd. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed :] didn't even think of that xDDD

    • @darkangel1674
      @darkangel1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Rajivrocks-Ltd. And you know that Lewis would be spouting with gibberish rage every time he hits Brown Town. XD Assuming he doesn't own that ^_^()

    • @pascaldijkhuizen6600
      @pascaldijkhuizen6600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And rythian please

    • @darkangel1674
      @darkangel1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pascal Dijkhuizen Ooh, good idea! Swedish salt is wonderful (and I’m a big fan of Rythian in TTT and GTA5 on the main channel). ^_^

    • @darkangel1674
      @darkangel1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DrBStechlich Which piece would he use, I wonder? XD

  • @TreVotheJoke
    @TreVotheJoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Everything the light touches belongs to Ross

    • @Jokie155
      @Jokie155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      But that shadowy place is jail. Only Trottimus goes there.

    • @TreVotheJoke
      @TreVotheJoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jokie155 that's cuz he spends his time doing drugs and having sexy parties

    • @the_enderslayer
      @the_enderslayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny how he ended the game with literally the entire board. Honestly I expected it to be that Pyrion bankrupts to Ross, giving him his properties, then it would be between Sips and Ross, being a relatively equal struggle. This certainly took a different turn.

  • @Crimsonpattyletsplay
    @Crimsonpattyletsplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ross masking his laughter was pure as fuck. Im so happy he won bless him!

  • @TangentRecard
    @TangentRecard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    When Sips starts calling a game bad, you know he is knee deep in the salt mines

    • @arcanemist
      @arcanemist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair it is a bad game :-)

  • @Fren160
    @Fren160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Here we see the consequences of a life in and out of prison. Chris "Salmon Boi" Trott (Alias: Crip Crop), left prison sorely unprepared for the hardships of a cutthroat real-estate market and paid the price. This societal inequity must not be allowed to continue.
    #RIPChrisTrott #PrisonReform

  • @Crimsonpattyletsplay
    @Crimsonpattyletsplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    3:35 You can see him wanting to "MY CAT" but he resists... he's learning.

    • @Vendettan
      @Vendettan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where did this my cat thing come from exactly?...

    • @flyhighpizzapie
      @flyhighpizzapie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Vendettan From their Monopoly series.
      It's just a thing he kept saying when his cat got knocked over, there's nothing else to it :P

    • @Batnano
      @Batnano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      that's the bad thing,we want more "MY CAT"

    • @kaninneko
      @kaninneko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He still says 'poor cat' tho

    • @Crimsonpattyletsplay
      @Crimsonpattyletsplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaninneko The urge was powerful too repress.

  • @xAugustx11
    @xAugustx11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the best bit about Sips was that he was invested, he had victory in his sights, and it was snatched away. That's when you get the best rage and 'fuck this garbage game' when they were invested! So good

  • @Fu5i0n
    @Fu5i0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ross pissing himself at Sips' rage was beautiful

  • @ashleytoolen2423
    @ashleytoolen2423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Good consistent bad Chris Trott luck.

    • @carlosgutierrez3918
      @carlosgutierrez3918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luck is determined by fate but theirs no cure for bad choices

    • @SolstaceWinters
      @SolstaceWinters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Classic Chris Trott Error.

  • @charlesfudge2
    @charlesfudge2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    And that, kids, is how Lord Super Emperor King Ross was born.

  • @DJsquare3
    @DJsquare3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    That ending was so satisfying. Good triumphed over evil.

  • @LatrinalDuckling
    @LatrinalDuckling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Actually didn't shit too many bricks this game lads. You are growing stronger. GG WP lads

  • @TheOnlyGhxst
    @TheOnlyGhxst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Trott should have mortgaged everything before giving it all to Sips.

    • @ThisIsLiin
      @ThisIsLiin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah that should be a house rule.

    • @MintOtomo111
      @MintOtomo111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smith didn't do that to Ross either, so I don't see the problem?

    • @kaninneko
      @kaninneko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MintOtomo111 it makes for a good little 'fuck you' from beyond the grave

    • @MythicByrd
      @MythicByrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kaninneko That's such bm though. Got be a pretty salty shithead to do that.

    • @kaninneko
      @kaninneko 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MythicByrd yeah ig. Would be funny to see though if someone did get salty

  • @Pendarin_
    @Pendarin_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was so excited when sips and flax came on. Was not disappointed.

  • @leemon2677
    @leemon2677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God I would watch this to the end of my days if there was a constant supply of Hat Films Monopoly vids. Hope you guys do another series

  • @NephelaKnows
    @NephelaKnows ปีที่แล้ว +1

    23:00 Press f for Sips

  • @TokkiYamaguchi
    @TokkiYamaguchi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I fucking love these 😂
    That ending with sips is quality 😂

  • @kittencuffs
    @kittencuffs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Life came at Sips fast.

  • @TheVofR
    @TheVofR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Having a bad morning with chronic pain, thanks for the distraction lads!

  • @kierenmchale9470
    @kierenmchale9470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I really like when Ross wins these sort of things for some reason

    • @jaxxrr
      @jaxxrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      better ross winning than that sheckel-lover smith

  • @Snight101
    @Snight101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    turns out smithy helped out a lot with ross's win, that's karma for sips ludicrous offers.

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Feel like Smith gets satisfaction from that. Ross and Pyrion were the only ones willing to trade *something*

    • @jjdude5531
      @jjdude5531 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LTP

    • @GEM4sta
      @GEM4sta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Satherian To be fair, Ross repeatedly said that he was going to die with his trainstation even when Smith was offering 1500 for it. He was barely willing to trade at all.

    • @MrJoe0726
      @MrJoe0726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GEM4sta I think that's more down to Sips controlling Trott and Ross so well by planting seeds about how Smith's deals are so bad.

    • @GEM4sta
      @GEM4sta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrJoe0726 nah hat films were weird about train station before sips joined

  • @Scarrier1996
    @Scarrier1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    So much satisfaction in seeing sips CRUMBLE!!!!!! Never been so happy watching a YT vid

    • @kylelambert9655
      @kylelambert9655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have serious issues

    • @acebomber41
      @acebomber41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t disrespect my dad like that

  • @OfficialMaxBox
    @OfficialMaxBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Super satisfying to see Sips climb so high, only to fall to the underdog

    • @MythicByrd
      @MythicByrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah! It's a famous team defense fort youtuber!

  • @MrFancyChicken
    @MrFancyChicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    honestly I think Ross deserved that win he was the only one who traded with Smith and look what happened!

  • @jukeb0x64
    @jukeb0x64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit the volume warning from Sips

  • @Rallemuuss
    @Rallemuuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fucking monopoly is some of my favorite content from you lads holy shit

  • @typemasters2871
    @typemasters2871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Looks like Ross did die with the train station

  • @Elzzaw
    @Elzzaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Everyones been shitting on the stations for every vid, they came through pretty nicely.

  • @Redshiftlight
    @Redshiftlight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved this and I need more.

  • @oceantorrents
    @oceantorrents 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so entertaining in a way I never thought Monopoly could be

  • @Bassiesbit
    @Bassiesbit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dunno how you guys like, share out using content with each other or payments or w.e but you 5 were hilarious together! Great series.

  • @awesomeaartvark
    @awesomeaartvark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yessss, Ross did it!!! Wooooo! And so much salt in this one, hahaha, love it!
    Also, I can't believe Ross actually rolled a two when Pyrion told him to, that was hilarious XD

  • @morrmachbamedia
    @morrmachbamedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Long live The King Maker, Alex Smith

  • @Thechannymanny0
    @Thechannymanny0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sips bankrupting felt soooooooo goooooooood.

  • @ahjgbhlahgaohgl
    @ahjgbhlahgaohgl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It looks like there was a jump cut around 13:41 because sips suddenly has unmortaged his light blue and built houses.

  • @EvanWinfield-u7s
    @EvanWinfield-u7s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this series. So much rage

  • @GEKCZE
    @GEKCZE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    23:24 Sips: "how is my luck this bad?!?!" maybe it was karma when you were cockblocking smith the whole game? :D

    • @rowanfletcher4860
      @rowanfletcher4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sips played the game how its supposed to be played, would be hella boring if you accepted every deal and just handed the game to another player.

    • @sircasmda3rd
      @sircasmda3rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Would've also been extremely boring if they never traded, never had monopolies, and just spent 2 hours going around the board giving each other 20 bucks.

    • @GEKCZE
      @GEKCZE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rowanfletcher4860 not handing it to another player but making logical and possible deals you think 2k for a train station that was landed on couple times is a good deal? no it is just to stop his progress to make him quit.. this was pure cockblocking because he wanted him to loose from start and make everybody suffer from not progressing and taking ages to finish the game you can see that once smith and pyrion made some deals the games started to move until that sips was stopping everyone

    • @Joonaman123
      @Joonaman123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah cause watching him turn down every deal and stalling the games progress is entertaining...

    • @Polarized55
      @Polarized55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sircasmda3rd yea it's crazy how no one traded anything the entire game, oh wait most of them did trade properties when the deal was reasonable, funny how that works.

  • @SpitefulRennie
    @SpitefulRennie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    And Sips never returned to another Hat Films Monopoly game again 😂

  • @richiescalia5073
    @richiescalia5073 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    MORE OF THIS PLEASE

  • @ThisIsLiin
    @ThisIsLiin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The auction rule was a great rule.

  • @SageOrion
    @SageOrion 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please please more of this!!

  • @Blahsheep
    @Blahsheep 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think you guys should make a rule where whoever lands on the last property of a set unowned, they have to auction it! I think that would make it way more fun because then whoever would have to battle for it.

  • @daruddock
    @daruddock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Let Smithy leave the webcam after he loses, Jesus! It's so horrible having to sit and watch the game go on for ages after he's out, especially when Sips was ribbing him mercilessly the whole time.

  • @PurpleOwl79
    @PurpleOwl79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    literally anyone: I'll buy your 3 pennies sips
    sips: 300 dollars take it or leave it

  • @Zuzurafa
    @Zuzurafa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor Smith, had all 4 trains for quite a while and no one landed on them, as soon as they went to Ross, he reaped the benefits.

  • @nanomachinesson2513
    @nanomachinesson2513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The real hero of this game was Smith for not raging despite sips being a total Dick and him not getting any property. Most people would have probably lost it somewhere along the line

    • @thatoneguy1905
      @thatoneguy1905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i love how people are acting like they are supposed to be working together, sips was one of the reasons smith went out so fast, that's literally the point of the game.

    • @dylanp7817
      @dylanp7817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sir Handel but the only reason he could persuade everyone not to take smiffy’s deals was because pretty much every time his trades were garbage, sips was just letting them see the bigger picture.

    • @Polarized55
      @Polarized55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Sir Handel Smith gave away his only bargaining chip to Pyrion, so I would I agree he gave up easily, and it's not Sips' fault that Smith wasn't offering properties in his trades.

    • @TheJell3
      @TheJell3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Polarized55 Well, Smith didn't HAVE properties to offer because he didn't land on any. I guess it all comes down to Smith's bad luck more than anything

    • @JustinRSoles
      @JustinRSoles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sir Handel But it was fair..

  • @jakekunz5168
    @jakekunz5168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel for sips, he made the best business moves but got consistently fucked by Ross's luck

  • @JoeKnaggs
    @JoeKnaggs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy for Rob

  • @EatinPaste
    @EatinPaste 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    This ending was made all the more better after the bs of Sips.

    • @JustinRSoles
      @JustinRSoles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      People acting like Sips is a dick for not accepting bad trades..

  • @lar1337
    @lar1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    yay been waiting for this

  • @shinden15
    @shinden15 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only salt and rage I will ever like.

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is true Monopoly. The earlier videos created a sort of false impression that the game wasn't a salt fire garbage game that drives friends to hate eachother, but I'm glad we've got the full experience now.

  • @Jacob_1477
    @Jacob_1477 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally it's here!

  • @99aussiedude
    @99aussiedude 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loving this, want more

  • @toxictortuga
    @toxictortuga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Bruh that notification woke me up wtf

    • @Crimsonpattyletsplay
      @Crimsonpattyletsplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too be fair it did say "wake up" in the title so you were asking for it

  • @TheLegacyEngage
    @TheLegacyEngage 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it xD Would love another lot of these

  • @Nots714
    @Nots714 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The recession really hit Sips hard

  • @ewhite4476
    @ewhite4476 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    MORE!

  • @mclovemoffin5977
    @mclovemoffin5977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best parts of Triforce with the hat daddys

  • @bryanlinsmeyer3521
    @bryanlinsmeyer3521 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    There's no way these rolls are just random, like fuck, so many insane rolls in one game

  • @joshiMOTOjordan1
    @joshiMOTOjordan1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hat Films V Triforce Podcast, that needs to happen, plus I reckon Lewis' Salt and rage will be superb

  • @bippo8901
    @bippo8901 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I see in Sip’s face cam is a face floating in the void

  • @Red_wine
    @Red_wine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    MORE PLEASE

  • @the_enderslayer
    @the_enderslayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It must be said though,everyone said trains would decide the winner, having a train and a set wins you the game. Guess who won the game, the dude with all the trains and a good set. I don't know, I just found that funny.

  • @Marxikins
    @Marxikins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Turn the free parking cash pot back on if you do this again.

  • @moondusk8385
    @moondusk8385 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was class

  • @Vendettan
    @Vendettan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE this.

  • @SmallEyeStudios
    @SmallEyeStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think this proves that the only property that matters is the train stations and nobody should ever be allowed to own them again

  • @NinjaLukeI
    @NinjaLukeI ปีที่แล้ว

    Ross really ended it all with those stations I’m crying

  • @saraloveslfc
    @saraloveslfc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    that was really funny hope you can all play again sometime

  • @personalbudakai9161
    @personalbudakai9161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Just waiting for the day they play mario party now lol

    • @GavConnn
      @GavConnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Pummel Party game they played yesterday is pretty much Mario Party

    • @personalbudakai9161
      @personalbudakai9161 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GavConnn yea kind of

  • @firefistx7477
    @firefistx7477 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone should make a Monopoly: the movie
    Id love to see how they spin the 1200 million rent thing

  • @Ted_Ellis
    @Ted_Ellis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best gaming series on TH-cam! Can you fit Lewis in and get a Hatfilms / Triforce game going?

  • @BraniusBalki
    @BraniusBalki 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    In this game you play until prison seems like a blessing, and everyone loses their cash.

  • @E2O10
    @E2O10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got really hyped for monopoly again when they started playing and was sorely disappointed when i got the ubisoft monopoly version only to find out that you can't really play with the rules. There are 2 rules that should be in every monopoly game: free parking money and no rent while in jail. But you can't combine those rulesets in this game, which is utter bs. You can have either free parking money or no rent while in jail but also every property has to go to auction, which just ruins the whole point really. This is purely a warning to anyone with the idea of getting this game after seeing the boiks play.
    Love the board game vids! Hope you do a round of munchkin again some day, or pandemic, or maybe play the achievement hunter heist game ;)

    • @GEM4sta
      @GEM4sta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think FP is just a bad rule if you are trying to make the most skillful game. Auction+Jail is prolly the only skill game you can make, seems fine to me.

    • @E2O10
      @E2O10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just want to have fun, not be skillful or improve at monopoly. I want to play with the homebrew rules that i choose, which clearly they could have easily made into an option considering that all the extra rules are already programmed into the game.

  • @Mechanisttm
    @Mechanisttm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the sips rage.

  • @northlandbaby3519
    @northlandbaby3519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Sips is so great when others land on his property, very elated.

  • @lucretialiciniagaiaerikaju3204
    @lucretialiciniagaiaerikaju3204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    23:18 Oh, sweet justice

  • @HometownUnicorn
    @HometownUnicorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need the whole of the Yogscast doing this now, one massive game. everyone.....

  • @CombatArmsChannel
    @CombatArmsChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I see Pyrion, I click

  • @jupiiteru3599
    @jupiiteru3599 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it boiks! More more more!!!!

  • @sechzehnhundert
    @sechzehnhundert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wanted Sips to win so much.

  • @channelofsindre
    @channelofsindre 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do MOAR!

  • @askewopal
    @askewopal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    YAY ROSS

  • @lordofpengz
    @lordofpengz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you go to hell you hear the monopoly narrators voice FOREVA!

  • @robh9165
    @robh9165 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    #48 on Gaming! Congrats guys!

  • @nikeeweston
    @nikeeweston 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahhhhh shouty and rage filled and salt fuelled hate filled game of monopoly. GET IN LADS AND LASSIES

  • @unorthodoxbox
    @unorthodoxbox 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh god, oh god the salt is amazing. Now this is monopoly at it's finest. :P

  • @jharv93jh
    @jharv93jh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol looking back, I wish sips, Hatfilms and pyreon did more videos.

  • @dalehorton7748
    @dalehorton7748 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope the next time they play they do the land on go = $400, and land on free parking = get cash. Not enough moolah flowing around!

  • @spikelilgirl
    @spikelilgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay, Ross!

  • @hellomynameisjim
    @hellomynameisjim 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome!

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trott finally passed Go!!!

  • @MarcusNailor
    @MarcusNailor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant XD Sips ftw!

  • @PatrickStar645
    @PatrickStar645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This whole game tells a story. A parable about 2 brothers Smiff and Ross, and the love they had for each other. Ross was a normal, average guy. He wasn't rich, but wasn't poor either. All he did was fit in. His brother Smiff, was homeless, and down in the dumps. No matter how hard he tried, he was always put down by the douchebags of the world. Fate and Lady luck were against him. He tried his best to make an honest living, with the help of the love of his life, Thomas the tank engine.
    His brother saw how much he sacrificed for the survival of the game and series, and felt sorry for him. He helped him to complete Thomas. But it wasn't enough, and the world was still unkind. On his death bed on Oxford street, through one final act of love, he gave his brother everything that mattered to him. "Take good care of the engines, make sure to lube them up." Then he was gone.
    Ross vowed to avenge his dear brother against those who mercilessly crushed him and mocked his deals, especially the great Manipulator who turned the world against him, dat one guy, the root of all evil, the Overlord Sips.
    Through sheer hard work and toil, Ross built his empire and lubed the engines. His dedication to Thomas paid off, and he ran over and crushed the Flax. The RNG Gods took heed of Ross's love for the departed Smiff. They laid their left hands on the dices of Sips, like a Thot grabbing a faggot's balls, and commanded "Thou shall get shafted by Regent street". They laid their right hands on the dices of Ross and commanded "Thou shall get free parking 4 lyfe"
    And so it was, That great evil, the scheming, manipulative and balding serpent Sips, was cast into the great pit of salt and brine till the next series.
    Amen.
    P.S: Sips deserved every bit of salt at the end.

  • @CaptainWumbo
    @CaptainWumbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ross owns this town

  • @Asher_skyfall
    @Asher_skyfall 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sips_in_space, more like Sips_in_salt