"What's the hardest part about reading?" "Finding the time." "Okay, never mind." "Your app idea just says 'the vowels.'" Seriously, one of the funniest lines in the whole show.
SCMabridged apparently Jeff Bezos had a similar idea. www.poynter.org/tech-tools/2016/jeff-bezos-suggested-removing-all-the-vowels-from-washington-post-stories/
Took me a while, At first I read your comment as ""Wht's th hrdst prt bt rdng?" "Fndng th tm." "ky, nvr mnd." "Yr pp d jst sys 'th vwls.'" Srsly, n f th fnnst lns n th whl shw."
Amir's almost inaudible 'alright' after Jake's informed him "You haven't pitched me one good idea so I wouldn't worry about it." is some of the best acting I have seen.
Made the cardinal sin of quoting Jake and Amir in public, was walking with my sister and said a bad habit I had was “shaking foreigners and demanding they speak English” Did not go down well
2:13 “What’s the hardest part about reading?” “Finding the time.” “OK, never mind.” “Your app idea just says ‘the vowels.’” 2:42 “תודה רבה!” In some videos Amir’s Israeliness just shines out. ZH STRTP NTN
I used to know a guy who was a watered down version of Amir. He once described to me how he dissected a snail using his sister's kit. It was funny and also lies.
Anyone watching the "wish" ad before the video, where the chick unscrews her bracelet and pours water into a cup with it... if you look closely it's still dripping water after she puts it back on her wrist... So.... Idk probably don't buy that thing.
Its okay he and I are both subscribed to this guy who's been writing a song a day for over 1300 days now and on every single video (and I mean EVERY SINGLE VIDEO) for a while he's written the same exact comment telling how the song should be on the radio. His consistency is unparalleled.
Wow this quote is deep: 'You try to put everything in a box. And if it doesn't fit, you throw it away.' - Ngl I want to use it in my coursework to link with society's creation of an outsider but if I source it to a youtube video and not a literary critic my teacher will be be like wtf get a different quote :I
Well apart from the diarrhea of all grammar shit-storms this video threw up, I really enjoyed the video. My favourite Jake and Amir's are the simple ones like this.
Am I the only one who remembers Jake saying "Don't talk to me like a bitter GIRLFRIEND" At 2:01 ? I have been rewatching j&a for years so I was surprised to hear his say "BOYFRIEND". Is there another episode I'm thinking of ?
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"What's the hardest part about reading?"
"Finding the time."
"Okay, never mind."
"Your app idea just says 'the vowels.'"
Seriously, one of the funniest lines in the whole show.
SCMabridged apparently Jeff Bezos had a similar idea. www.poynter.org/tech-tools/2016/jeff-bezos-suggested-removing-all-the-vowels-from-washington-post-stories/
Took me a while, At first I read your comment as
""Wht's th hrdst prt bt rdng?"
"Fndng th tm."
"ky, nvr mnd."
"Yr pp d jst sys 'th vwls.'"
Srsly, n f th fnnst lns n th whl shw."
The funny thing is that Hebrew (Amir's native language) doesn't include vowels in the written form.
Sometimes I quote Jake and Amir in public and people think Im absolutely insane.
+Manav Naik We can all agree that we hate the Papua New Guinea community
+Manav Naik wow you must be the most special snowflake who has ever lived
+smokejc ON A BOOZE CRUISE
I do this constantly. Made friends and lost them for it.
same
I love how close amir sits next to Jake all the time in these
he kinda has to, those are small rooms.
Jake's taking up the whole couch!
AMIR! Amir sit there! Sit there, we have the entire couch and I'm not gonna move bec...
"Don't take this as a compliment"
"Thank you"
gold
Amir's almost inaudible 'alright' after Jake's informed him "You haven't pitched me one good idea so I wouldn't worry about it." is some of the best acting I have seen.
Lol that's funny, didn't notice that hahah
Amir is such a genuine actor. My favorite episode is Swag because of how believable he is.
For a show based so much on loud, surreal, dramatic and silly performances, they also get real subtly of human emotion in there too.
Thanks for pointing that out, great acting
i'm not always talking about APPS.
lol +1 from the Papua New Guinean Community
Awesome lmao
"I hate when we fight like this" , that was so cute and wierd
I do not know how I got introduced to Jake & Amir, but now I can't get enough. These two are f'n hilarious.
This is literally one of my top 3 Jjkae and Schmuel videos ever
I used to kind of dislike Amir. I think I love him now.
Same
+selthroWs But he stabbed Amir :(
Same here
selthroWs Same here, but watching him on a binge gives me a headache.
I just feel sad for him
2:03 I love how legit that part is. You actually see him spit and it's improv from there.
i want an app that has Amir say "bah!" everytime i stand up
Maybe the cracks are from the episode "Birthday Present" and the barbecue sauce is from his app "Ribs"
Diva Roach legend
Sometimes I think I’m the biggest Jake and Amir fan and then I meet people like you
@@tomatoesandradiowire482 don't worry, this is the only thing i'm good at
@@legoindy111 diva roach what’s your favorite Jake and Amir episode
By far one of the funniest!
Ba! Ba! Ba! Ba! 😄
I don't know why but I feel like we're seeing A SINGLE GLIMP of the real Jjkae when he says "treat your stuff better".
Glimp : )
@@michaelclarkj glimpse is plural, duh.
i'm glad you spelled Jake's name with poetic license
i love how it looks like jake really wants to put his arm around amir
Made the cardinal sin of quoting Jake and Amir in public, was walking with my sister and said a bad habit I had was “shaking foreigners and demanding they speak English”
Did not go down well
What happened did someone confront you?
I love how Amir keeps trying to hug jake but jake rejects it.. sad.. but funny xDD
He was trying to change the battery... which resulted in cracks and bbq sauce...
They missed a joke opportunity there.
The sauce was from Ribs™
themutantgerbil how fif you use the tm thing
william wites On windows you hold Alt and then hit 0153 on the numpad. Doesn't work if you don't have a numpad.
"The case has more bbq sauce on it than the ipad"
Yes, that's how cases work.
It wasn’t on the iPad you roach, why would it be dirty
@Wucken Fasted iPhone Case?
@Wucken Fasted jake and amir : iPhone Case
…Forget it.
1:49 this entire take is my favourite Jake and Amir moment ever
BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH
Lowkey my fave thing about these types of episodes is when they put their arms around each other's backs.
I love how close they are together.
Possibly the greatest intro to a Jake and Amir episode.
I, am totally Amir to all my friends
Same hahaha.
me too
Lol same
+jesse joslyn You... stab them?
I feel sorry for all your friends
This is TOTALLY the best Jake and Amir ever!!! :)
2:13
“What’s the hardest part about reading?”
“Finding the time.”
“OK, never mind.”
“Your app idea just says ‘the vowels.’”
2:42 “תודה רבה!”
In some videos Amir’s Israeliness just shines out. ZH STRTP NTN
This is my favorite jake and amir
i just wanna hug Jake and tell Amir he's special ♥
SWEEEEET CAROLINE
3:32
I used to know a guy who was a watered down version of Amir. He once described to me how he dissected a snail using his sister's kit. It was funny and also lies.
Anyone watching the "wish" ad before the video, where the chick unscrews her bracelet and pours water into a cup with it... if you look closely it's still dripping water after she puts it back on her wrist...
So.... Idk probably don't buy that thing.
I remember that ad. Can't believe it's been 3 years.
I need to know what the commercial was about, cause this sounds way too random :') why would she do that to begin with?
BA!
No, ya frikkin idiot it's BAGGHHJAAH
Thats the correct spelling
I think the instagram idea was great!
Lol why is Jake always sitting alone in a room when Amir bounds in?
He's trying to hide from Amir
The way Amir says "nope" at 3:04 is gold.
I think the setup is; whoever arrives on the scene 2nd is acting as the ass.
No. Just Amir is always a piece of shit. And when Jake's acting like one, it's just Amir in a Jake costume.
Not in Tiny Wings
not in Hookah
Not in Angry Birds
An app that's just Amir going "JakeJakeJakeJakeJakeJakeJakeJake..."
Jake was so mean in this one
Amir stabbed him and kicked off his tongue
+Micah Warner call me out call me out in front of all your big friends
+Hollis Borlow is...is your name Jake??
+Hollis Borlow You talk to me like a bitter boyfriend or something
+Micah Warner don't Compart mentalis me like I'm a chore
Such a great way to start the morning, thanks for letting us see this.
harass Instagram so they give you a million dollars I can't breathe
Awesome episode, thanks guys!
My ex girlfreind used to say "baah" just like Amir o.o
Ok, don't take this as a compliment-but, this was your best video yet....
204 people are a picture of a burger.
204 people are Papua New Guinean
203... That one person stopped shaking foreigners and demanding they speak English.
We're bored and this is slightly amusing. It's like giving octopuses switchblades and cocaine and seeing what happens.
It bothers me that we never saw Jake wipe the BBQ sauce of off his finger.
Its okay he and I are both subscribed to this guy who's been writing a song a day for over 1300 days now and on every single video (and I mean EVERY SINGLE VIDEO) for a while he's written the same exact comment telling how the song should be on the radio. His consistency is unparalleled.
the iPad is just covered in plastic wrap
This was one of the funniest Jake & Amir s
Who broke Amir's heart? Who hurt HIM!?
Lerona
His dad.
+J Slater SO BAD THAT HE FRICKING MOVED
In Northern Buffalo he was raised, in a woodshed is where he spent ALL OF HIS DAYS
His dad and his dad's tiny skinny little legs
I love the little head movement Amir does when he says fisheye. Should be a gif.
Wow this quote is deep: 'You try to put everything in a box. And if it doesn't fit, you throw it away.' - Ngl I want to use it in my coursework to link with society's creation of an outsider but if I source it to a youtube video and not a literary critic my teacher will be be like wtf get a different quote :I
I love these videos with a passion.
OMFG 4:35 - 5:45 IS THE FUNNIEST JAKE AND AMIR EVER!
CLASSIC!
"That's an example of something I do all the time." "I know." haha
Well apart from the diarrhea of all grammar shit-storms this video threw up, I really enjoyed the video. My favourite Jake and Amir's are the simple ones like this.
everything when jake curses I just burst out laughing
these two need a TV show
Haha, I find it funny how you guys feed the trolls.
its almost 6am, i should be asleep but cant...stop...watching
jake and amir is favorite thing to wacth on youtube
Love this episode. You guys rock so funny!
2:15 I thought Jake had never heard Amir say what he said he said?
I love how he said 'Thank You' in four different languages!
lmaooooooooo
you're is you are, man. your is possession
So many of these scenes jake is so close to laughing!
Welcome to TH-cam!
1:22 Lmfao "You're Getting defensive"
was a really good watch though
How much of these things do you guys ad lib?
best intro ever. And that's a fact.
OMG you seriously want to keep failing. Hahahahaha
hey were'd you get that iPad at the apple store? NICE ( high five myself)
He said "Danke!"...
Lol I thought I was the only one who said "Quit while you're behind."
your totally right "my thoughts on you are thought" makes way more sense
2:43 My favorite second of all Jake and Amir
What will be funnier if Amir's app turns out to be the highest grossing app of all time :D
Where can I get Jake’s shirt?
Exactly. It's "Jake, you're a beauty". :)
I would freaking love working with you guys you guys are awsome!!!!!!!!
just one more jake and amir, just one more jake and amir
Confidence, I like it. You're hired. You start monday.
2:46 best moment ever in jake and Amir history
did you not watch the being of the vid?
"stop it" lol
I like your attempted transition from "incorrect smartass" to "troll". It's a common defense mechanism, but just a bit too obvious. Keep it up!
I'm not even bothering to argue back, you'll see sense.
Wasn't this an old episode?
0:15 I love that thing where you think he is about to say a good point and then doesnt
The best part was at the end!
"You know how it's hard to manage your time, like time management?" - How did Jake let that go???
Am I the only one who remembers Jake saying "Don't talk to me like a bitter GIRLFRIEND" At 2:01 ?
I have been rewatching j&a for years so I was surprised to hear his say "BOYFRIEND". Is there another episode I'm thinking of ?
funniest part 2:30- 2:55 bahahahahaha lmfao!
This is my favorite Jake & Amir episode just because Jake finally comes out and says fuck you.
I dont know if this person is deliberately used "Your" here, for ironic humor or not. but its damn funny either way. Keep up "you're" ;) good work.
1:33 what was that noise