Comedic skits are made infinitely more hilarious when there's a contrasting straight man. Also love how Vinnie starts out polite reading the directions then gets progressively more stressed
I don't know why but I think the funniest thing about this video is that Amir wrote into his script, "I look at you and I wanna know more about you. Are you a foodie?"
"Dogs from around the city start sprinting toward McMexican's apartment. We hear thuds. Barking. Pounding. These dogs want to get in and see what's what. They know it's coming from Pussy; what they don't know is how or why." Might be the greatest line ever written.
It's been said on reddit by Jake and Amir, they weren't together for the Table Read skit, at least the first one, but they started dating shortly after.
listen carefully. the color never changes. 1. jet black hair. 2. blond as the sun. the sun reflects all colors. so, in effect, it is the opposite of color, loosely making it black. (this is a stretch but i make it work for the sake of this). 3. as red as a green apple. red is the color opposite of green. This makes her hair black. i love this sketch simply for this clever writing. (and murph freak outs are awesome!)
+Treyworld Girls like crazy dudes-which is why Emily and Murphy are now engaged. (Nope, that's not a joke. That's genuine. Google it). They weren't dating when this was written, however.
I forget that Murph was the heavy to Jake in a lot of these... Listening to NADDPOD is easy to forget that they've worked with each other for like 15 years
I don't even know what happened after high pitched queef, I just fuckin lost my shit right then and passed out . and somewhere in the middle wrote this comment.
People love the acting in this, but really, props to Vince here. I loved how positively stressed out he looked reading the stage directions.
Vince: “...Okay”
Amir: 1:10
Comedic skits are made infinitely more hilarious when there's a contrasting straight man.
Also love how Vinnie starts out polite reading the directions then gets progressively more stressed
@@Winteramen i caught that too lol! love the nuances
That's his secret. Vince is always stressed out.
I don't know why but I think the funniest thing about this video is that Amir wrote into his script, "I look at you and I wanna know more about you. Are you a foodie?"
Rossi the Bossi Not funny
JBronz that's actually a quote by Amir...
Rewatch the episode
Buxom and blonde.... I thought they said she had jet black hair like a jet
I'm late..... but the funniest part to me is literally the first 3 seconds
i love how emily's hair goes from jet black to buxom blonde to red as a green apple
I didn't notice the red as a green apple one lol
Good writing...
That's not what "bucksome" means.
I guess her real hair color would be brown, since that's the only one Amir didn't mention
Who’s Emily? Oh wait, you talking about pussy sandwich
Emily's deadpan delivery of "Julia and then p***y sandwich" paired immediately with her concerned "No.." is the funniest thing to me
"Jet black hair, like a jet" oh god I lost it
As red as a green apple. Lol
Also golden
"Dogs from around the city start sprinting toward McMexican's apartment. We hear thuds. Barking. Pounding. These dogs want to get in and see what's what. They know it's coming from Pussy; what they don't know is how or why." Might be the greatest line ever written.
+Dave Consolazio I can imagine them laughing their asses off writing that script. "High pitched queef" is amazing.
The delivery of "what they don't know is how or why" was just incredible
The emotional crux.
Both of the Table Read episodes have some of the best writing in the whole series
Skip to 3:00:00 for the video to start.
Jay Milligan
You diva roach
Callum McDougall Hahaha!
Took me a second.
And then 10,799 more of looking at an empty room
Emily and Murph weren't together during the shooting of this video and now they're married!
They are what
90% sure they were dating
Wait how do you know? (Just asking)
Tessa Leslie Just based on the timeline of videos they were at least on the tune.
It's been said on reddit by Jake and Amir, they weren't together for the Table Read skit, at least the first one, but they started dating shortly after.
Sad to see so many of the best lines in these get swept under the rug.
"My heart, it's cold. I can't breathe."
That's because the whole episode is a series of great lines lmao. It's easy to miss a few haha
Yeah, you're improvising...
Dixie Cronin first of all you said I could
What rug, exactly? Who's sweeping?
We can all just watch the video and, y'know, laugh at the parts we find the funniest.
"A 3 hour shot of an empty room--We can't do that."
"We'll see" :D
*;)
"Yeah, you're improvising."
"Okay, first of all you said we could. And second of all, I'm not improvising."
Matthew Brazel That seems like such an Amir line, but it’s Jake now lmao
Emily was totally Lady Macbething him at the end there
Hes never seen mr mcbeth
DEFINIETLY!!!
"I look at you and I want to know more about you, are you a foodie?" idk why all these years later this line just cracks me the fk up
This followed by Murf restraining himself is so choice
Heart of cold🥶
He’s also asking that to his girlfriend lol
Interior: I don't give a flaming fart
somerandomguy365 southern twang?
Fucking nort
Bad
I truly believe that Emily married Murph just because she enjoys angry Murph too much
1:23 omg i love the fact that jake has to look at his arm after buff is mentioned.
Him very briefly accepting Amir's compliment is so cute
I bet Amir wrote this.
+Everett Logan I think they improvised a bit
+Purpin Yeah but you need to stick to the script!
No shit, it's his script.
Everett Logan I
None of their lines were “interior: I don’t give a flaming fart”
I love how Amir practically insults Emily to her face and Murph's looking at his phone, yet Jake reads his part with her and Murph beats his ass.
He was improvising.
It's a goof
@@SerraPontosSoc the biggest goof here is that you responded to an 11 year old comment. Lol
@@johnnyvivic8730 Excuse me I have very thick skin, but that was a low blow.
@@SerraPontosSoc My apologies.
Murph and Emily are the REAL relationship goals.
And they weren't even actually dating while recording this video
@@zuzanabartekova4823its very cool seeing this moment frozen in time before they got together :) hope they have a prosperous whatecer the funko pop
@@zuzanabartekova4823that's so fucking funny to think they weren't even together yet 😂
“Jet black hair-like a jet” and “are you a foodie?” are the best lines of this one for sure
This episode has non-stop incredible lines: "My hair is as red as a green apple" "My heart. It's cold. I can't breathe" "Your ass is mine, McMexican"
A high-pitched queef.. Oh fuck, that whole segment.
Uh uu
the high pitched queef is hands down the most funny thing that I have ever heard
i was dying!!!!!
Wish I could have heard it. Too high pitched for my coward ears
@@psuley1977 even so, we all know it’s there, for sure.
Did Murph shave off his sanity with his hair or something?
All he knows is ball and good.
"Amir wrote it"
"Amir, what's going on here!!!"
"He was improvising"
*Continues to flip his shit
I laughed so hard
YOUR ASS IS MINE, MCMEXICAN! YOUR ASS IS MINE!
Try and tell him he's not... because we won't...
I have a friend who's Italian from Mexico, NY and I call him Darrell McMexican and he has no idea why lol
I lolled
Would make more sense if he was Irish.
Ya blew it.
I like how her hair color changes 3 times in the story and the simile in the last one makes no sense.
5 actually lol! Black, Blond, Red and Green lol!
listen carefully. the color never changes. 1. jet black hair. 2. blond as the sun. the sun reflects all colors. so, in effect, it is the opposite of color, loosely making it black. (this is a stretch but i make it work for the sake of this). 3. as red as a green apple. red is the color opposite of green. This makes her hair black. i love this sketch simply for this clever writing. (and murph freak outs are awesome!)
Keepsake66 Blew my mind. You could also consider "red as a green apple" to mean "not actually red at all," which means it could be black.
Keepsake66 You are so incorrect...
Keepsake66 pretty sure it's supposed to make absolutely no sense, for comedic purposes
This is my favorite Jake and Amir it's just fantastic
Emily is always the star of the show
This is undoubtedly the woman behind operation slippery puppet
It's you! the D20 clipper girl
@@jazzy4830 yes i am rylee
@@Rylee_G You are my preferred way to consume Dropout content, just the hits.
Omg I really really love these Jake & Amir + Murph & Emily ones
jet black hair, like a jet. blonde like the sun. Red hair like green apple.
I love how, in the heat of anger, Murph forgets that Jake isn't actually Daryl McMexican.
Your ass is mine, McMexican! Your ass is mine!
First they said she had jet black hair. Then hair blonde as the sun. Then fucking red hair as red as a fucking green apple.
Kevin
It's art. Amir is a fucking genius.
Sin City vibes
Collegehumor should make this skit.
Joey Bob 3 hours of an empty room
Tyler Durden better than most of their stuff nowadays
1:44 "81 years young, jet black hair, like a jet."
2:01 "I'm blonde, as the sun."
2:49 "My hair is as red as a green apple."
WTF
That shot of Adam conover looking for what page they're on 🤣
The genuine concern in Emily's voice for the "No..." at the beginning completely misleading how insane her character is from that point onwards
"As red as a green apple." So...not red?
No, it's jet black like a jet
No, it's blonde as the sun.
It’s so weird seeing old episodes with Emily, Murph, and Jake after listening to Not Another D&D Podcast
Wait what happened?
AND YUGO MADE IT ALL CRAZY!
@@eliparker7151 The died
This is slowly becoming one of my top 5s
81 years young LOL
"My hair is as red as a green apple"
"I am the weakest link. Good night!" GTFOOOO !!!!!! HAHAHA
Wow... Murph is fucking crazy...... and I love it.
It's a character he plays, listen to his podcast on if I were you show and he said he is strongly against violence
Seth Tward How ironic
Joseph Cano Ikr
+Treyworld Girls like crazy dudes-which is why Emily and Murphy are now engaged. (Nope, that's not a joke. That's genuine. Google it). They weren't dating when this was written, however.
Before Emily was the central figure at CH.
This is the funniest name and Amir ever made. I just laughed so hard I couldnt breathe and this is my 5th time watching this episode
You know it's an awesome episode when Murph is in it! :)
Murph and Jake trying to keep straight faces is easily the best part for me
3:14 I'm pretty sure that's the moment real Emily fell in love with Murph.
A buff and a cool
Dark Arts Dabbler Jake is flattered by it.
Whatever
My knees, my tiny knees!
Emily and Murph are perfect for one another. They are both fucking crazy and just pure jokes. LOVE THEM.
I have literally been to a table read like this with a guy like this and it’s killing me oh my god 😂😂
Nooooo please don’t tell me this is real
I came here 11 years later just to see that look on Murphs face again 😂😂😂😂
this sketch is a little too improvise for my liking
oh jesus, this is literally perfect
crazy murph is the best murph
Holy crap I've been watching these videos for years
She was Lady McBething him.
"Jet black hair, like a jet"
"Blonde as the sun"
I forget that Murph was the heavy to Jake in a lot of these...
Listening to NADDPOD is easy to forget that they've worked with each other for like 15 years
This is exactly why bullying Jake comes so naturally to Murph. He's had years of practice 😂
That made me laugh so hard xD
This, right here is one of the few CH video's that has made me really laugh. :D
Heaps good, you guy!
I message you so you can return and enjoy it. It's my favourite video as well and I return annually
What they didn't know.... THIS WHAS THE SCRIPT ALL ALONG!!!!!
"81 years young, with jetblack hair, like a jet"
I've seen this a dozen time over the years I just now picked up that Emily's hair changes colour every line
Top 5 fave ep... Always come back to this one.
This is the peak of college humor
thanks! video cut right off on that part and turned back on after it! so thankful that some lucky person whose video worked pasted it here.
A buff and a cool 😂
haha cracked up at Jakes face at 0:23 cause you could tell he was about to correct Amir on his joke haha xD
Murph is so fucking awesome
Definitely one of my favorite Jake & Amir videos.
I don't even know what happened after high pitched queef, I just fuckin lost my shit right then and passed out . and somewhere in the middle wrote this comment.
💀💀💀been looking for this all day tbh. I'm so happy
I’m cryyyying because I’m pretty sure they filmed this before Emily and Murph were a couple😂
Brea Scott in an AMA this was confirmed
One of my favorite videos from these guys!
I kinda want to hear the rest of the story XD
Unbelievably hilarious video. Lol her hair color kept changing
I hate murph but by god am I jealous of him
TheDoctorOfWho Murph's character in J&A really bothers me. He's a great actor though.
listen to if I were you episode 99 violence
+Jordan Shank what? why? I find him very easy to identify with
+Sean Gannon If you're a sociopath, yes.
smokejc it's not nice to infer that people are sociopaths
the queefing part, i think i died laughing, thats like the first time ive ever laughed out loud at a CH video...
Jake is way too handsome in this video
agreed
He’s a buff and a cool.
By far one of the best jake and amirs ever
Fun fact... Murph and Emily first met each other on the set of this sketch.
there is no way this is true but I want to believe
That little tune at the end there with Murph and Em reminds me of the little tune you hear in Arrested Dev with Oscar and Buster lol
2:34 Adam :D 2012
this is quite possibly the greatest video ever made
Not an offensive name
I subscribed.
yea, you were just improvising.
Screw you McMexican. Your heart is cold and your name is offensive.
***** Go to hell McMillionaire you poser.
the best comment thread in history
And thus, Murphy entered his final form.
I DEMAND A MOVIE! :P
That have one it's about an hour long
arsh bull Half hour
Bob Lasso fired
arsh bull too short they need to have a 3hr long shot of an empty room
I'm married to the script. But I'm willin' to cheat 😉
The queef and dog thing was the funniest shit I've heard in a long time, "they don't know how or why" I fucking lost it
this..would be a fun job to have
This was one of the best episodes I saw XD
Da.
Da.
Murph laughing at "are you a foodie?" is so good
I just come to these vids to stare at Emily.
Amir's face at 1:11 hahahaha
How can she be Darryl's girlfriend, yet he doesn't know any thing about her? I'm suddenly perplexed by this.
0:49 She sounds JUST like Rachel McAdams
CH used to be so male white