Thanks for answering the question! Most of you would prefer being cut in half vertically in case you're interested... Would you rather use any particular type of saw?
“The brain is extremely allergic to being sawed into” It’s little things like that, that make this channel just great. No cheesy jokes like the rest of the info/animation channels.
@@ProfessionalGoober it was. Back in Taiwan my great grandma often took her childrens to a public execution. She said some being saw, some were being thrownstone at, some were being hanged, some were being drowned, etc.. it was entertaining
I think he got that from George Carlin, who once had a segment arguing we should stream capital punishment live! I agree though, the ratings would be through the roof!
Out if everything I can imagine and have read humans doing to each other through history I think upside-down sawing is about the most horrible thing you could do to a person.
they still die in moments, even if it's upside down sawing. Honestly, crucifixion is still much worse, and so is impaling. EXTREMELY painful, but also EXTREMELY drawn out. crucifixion takes days to die from, and impalement if done right has had people dying in a week, 9 days at most. The really drawn out deaths are easily the worst, imagine also not just the physical pain but the psychological pain...
@@DaLooseGoose11 I definitely agree with your reasoning but I dunno, if someone right now said 'you have two choices, crucifixion or sawed in half?' I would struggle to choose sawed in half lol...just the absolute sheer panic, fear and gruesomeness just seems more unbearable than crucifixion!
He sounds upbeat no matter what in every video. I always thought he sounded like that in order to keep viewers happy by not bringing them down. But after watching this video... Eh, maybe he's a sociopath, lol.
If I could, I would rather die fleeing than to receive a hopeless agonizing death. The guy at the start of Skyrim who got the arrow had the right idea.
Unfortunately, that guy in Skyrim would have been shot in the leg instead, retrieved, and tortured even worse for trying to escape if it happened in real life.
Hanging, drawing and quartering...The Brit's had it pretty gruesome and enduring pain, and the Japanese are pretty sick and demented with their punishments as well.
I was once sawn in half vertically and honestly it chafed a bit, I think horizontally would be better as it would quite take as long and there would be less stitches involved after
The name f.b.i is so overused it was sorta funny like 5 years ago but now it's so un original and repetitive. But i gotta give you kudos for not pretending to be an fbi agent in some half witted attempt at a joke
I would rather be sawed upwards so I can die quicker. Please keep doing these punishments because they are really brutal. Keep up with the amazing work.
*Worst Punishments in History:* *#1* When your dad loosens his belt *#2* When your mom asks you to find get a flip flop for her *#3* Making you kneel on salt (Asian punishment)
You may have heard the expression *paying your eight pounds of flesh* Actually, I'm in my 53rd year of life and I have *never* heard that expression. *EDIT:* Until Now.
I love the details that are put in these videos. For example at 0:22 where a cavewoman uses a rock. That rock has detailed dents in it, which is something they actually did because they thought it looked pretty. It just shows the level of research that goes into these videos.
"Would you rather be sawn in half vertically or horizontally" Dude do you even have to ask that pretty sure people would pick the one that would work the fastest.
Thanks for answering the question! Most of you would prefer being cut in half vertically in case you're interested... Would you rather use any particular type of saw?
The see-saw.
Second
Hi! I’d rather be chopped horizontally .
Um...A bone saw??
ree-saw
America- Our worst punishment is death penalty!
Rome- hold my saw
Mr. Panda you mean grab my saw 👀
Kai Oconnor ikr
yes...
@@kaisomac3175 ?
I would argue solitary confinement for 20+ years is our worst punishment
I'm not sure how I feel about how happy this guy sounds talking about this
Lol I was thinking the same thing!
Charles Burrall he’s being sarcastic
That's what makes them so engaging.
He’s just speaking facts about history of human beings :/ times were rough back then
Same
To prove the power of flex tape... I SAWED THIS DUDE IN HALF
"Yeeeeeeeee Haaaaaawwww!
Nathan Bohmfalk 😂
I was going say about that ._.
You Win. Go home everyone.
Oh wow, that's Pulitzer prize worthy commenting right there.
Imagine how many truly innocent people this happened to
Oh no
:’(
Alot
Innocent people get falsely convinced every day, sadly 😕
oh ya
“The brain is extremely allergic to being sawed into”
It’s little things like that, that make this channel just great. No cheesy jokes like the rest of the info/animation channels.
The narrator sounds enthusiastic about sawing people in half. I wanna have what he is having.
Drugs 😛😜😝😨😨
Plot twist he knew Pablo Escobar
I see you, When Harry Met Sally Diner Scene!
He's Hannibal Lecter
*Man has overdue book by one hour*
Librarian: Timmy get the saw
I Like how you used "Timmy", Sounds like a 5 year old is getting the saw xD
@@abbin2 ikr
Polar Typhoon 😂 😂 😂
Polar Typhoon hkk
oof
"The practice ended in the 19th century...."
Yeah, you've never seen a cartel video apparently.
The machete seems to be their tool of choice
But I bet these saws were sharper
Tucker chainsaws aswell
I had the sad experience of seeing it... Can't be unseen
@Anomic Anchorite Nah. Only decapitation. That's the maximum punishment.
‘It was quality family entertainment’ 🤣🤔
🤣
I can just imagine a kid going:"Mom, can we go to see a guy get sawed in half?"
@@ProfessionalGoober it was. Back in Taiwan my great grandma often took her childrens to a public execution. She said some being saw, some were being thrownstone at, some were being hanged, some were being drowned, etc.. it was entertaining
@@kihiable lucky
@@kihiable oh
"It was quality family entertainment." - narrator
congrats for 172 likes "D heres one from me
Lots of fun!
I think he got that from George Carlin, who once had a segment arguing we should stream capital punishment live! I agree though, the ratings would be through the roof!
Worst game ever, way more painful than the commercials made it seem.
Never ever playing Saw in Half again
What game
@@CardiacYew r/wooooooooooooooooshhhh
Dagan Ward Yeah man the commercials made it seem easy to bear the pain I feel betrayed
@@CardiacYew r/woooooosh
Why do I keep seeing you on this channel-
Your excitement as a narrator about this is disturbing.
Doug Dimmedome do you want him to sound sad or scared about it? 😂
Agree
Agreed
It was sarcasm xD
He was exciting because he would get paid...
This is a cutting-edge video!
I see what you did there ಠ_ಠ
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
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Out if everything I can imagine and have read humans doing to each other through history I think upside-down sawing is about the most horrible thing you could do to a person.
True
they still die in moments, even if it's upside down sawing. Honestly, crucifixion is still much worse, and so is impaling. EXTREMELY painful, but also EXTREMELY drawn out. crucifixion takes days to die from, and impalement if done right has had people dying in a week, 9 days at most. The really drawn out deaths are easily the worst, imagine also not just the physical pain but the psychological pain...
would you rather have upside down saw happen to you or barazin bull idk tbh I'll probably have upside down saw 😢.
@@DaLooseGoose11 I definitely agree with your reasoning but I dunno, if someone right now said 'you have two choices, crucifixion or sawed in half?' I would struggle to choose sawed in half lol...just the absolute sheer panic, fear and gruesomeness just seems more unbearable than crucifixion!
Exactly!
*Would you prefer to be sawn in half horizontally or vertically?*
What kind of a question is that!?
😂 😂 😂
Definitely from the head down
I’ll pass. The next guy can have it.
Which head bruh
I prefer pulling out a reverse card, seriously.
I would,nt want to be sawed in half at all
Unfortunately..if you were cut vertically, it’s guarantee you wouldn’t be cut down from that end....
Nobody :
Humans : lets saw each other 😎
You mean
Everybody: Let’s saw each other in half!
Right?
😆😆😆
*(
Ba-dum-tss
Me: missed my Spanish lesson
Duolingo: get the saw
NO POR FAVOR NO LA SIERRA!!
Alan L what does that mean?
@@Sddvhjkkll I have the saw get ready
Infographic show host is way to enthusiastic about the different methods of sawing people 🤔
Disturbingly true
He always is
when isn't he
Cap’n K’nuckles 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He sounds upbeat no matter what in every video. I always thought he sounded like that in order to keep viewers happy by not bringing them down. But after watching this video... Eh, maybe he's a sociopath, lol.
If I could, I would rather die fleeing than to receive a hopeless agonizing death.
The guy at the start of Skyrim who got the arrow had the right idea.
Big brain
Unfortunately, that guy in Skyrim would have been shot in the leg instead, retrieved, and tortured even worse for trying to escape if it happened in real life.
$45.3 for banana porridge? SIGN ME UP
Keefe 😂 lol
Lol 😂
why is the ice cream next to banana porridge
😂
"You are a monster!" If I was a monster I'd start buying from the bottom. I am practically a philanthropist "
Needs edit
😂
J’aime que j’aime le poisson
Edit: parse que de grammaire
What was your first hint?
Alex Goddard the title
True knowledge of how people were treated in those days. Worry, sad and extremely horrific.
Its a channel of knowledge
Me too 🤔 Yet, here I am 😝
The Absurd brutality of human beings is so messed up.
For real !
Definitely. I feel ashamed to be part of the same species as these degenerates
Yeah
The thing is though this might of happened to people who actually deserved this
@@Videomaker-pz4xm idk i dont think anyone really deserves this.
Just shoot em in the head or something, jeeze.
Worst punishment is
*unskippable 11 second ad in youtube and facebook*
No watching a Jake or Logan Paul vid
@@william9987 thanks you too
@@william9987 I got confused cuz it said u replied plus it doesn't say u replying to him
@@william9987 oh
@@william9987 oh ok
Gruesome as this is, we can't just ignore the parts of history we don't like.
Timmy "MOM JOHN WON'T LET ME ON THE XBOX" Mom "Timmy grab the saw"
I lost like all my brain cells reading this
No?
If xbox was around in the 1st century
It’s so messed up that humans would do this to one another, I’m ashamed to be part of the human race😩😓
Ok we won’t saw you
K zoomer.
Gonna saw you now zoomer
I identify as a jellyfish
C1201Chemistry I’m ashamed of every human on earth. Except for the people that are their best off camera.
Nobody:
Flex tape guy in the Middle Ages: I saw a man in half!
“To the surprise of nobody, this resulted in instant death, since the brain is very allergic to being sawed into.” -Narrorator
Casual brain sneezing as being sawed in half
It would be satisfying to watch the inventors and executioners have a taste of their own medicine.
Yep , very sick twisted people to be able to do this to someone.
I agree. What goes around comes around
How about corrupt politicians? Now that would be quality entertainment
Brazen bull guy got it, if there are more examples I can't think of them
they will, soon
The Infographics Show: Worst punishments in history
Ads:
Hello Kitty nail polish
Kimi_Kim , you know those ads are based off of your searches...right?
@@DawnDDT i never shopped and i get shopee ads
Aight boys wish me luck I'm going fullscreen
flippinsaurs goodluck my friend!!
It’s not like it’s scary
flippinsaurs fullscreen on this is like fullscreen on pornhub
Try going full screen on bestgore haha
Godspeed.
"Watching their enemy guts and blood fall onto their faces was satisfying, it was family entertainment!" T F
They was thirsty for entertainment
whata wrong with you degenerates ? It must arose you because what is the point of the comment?
Hanging, drawing and quartering...The Brit's had it pretty gruesome and enduring pain, and the Japanese are pretty sick and demented with their punishments as well.
Kevin JEWELL death by a thousand cuts
or, as some others would call it - creative
@@kabo0se_goes_kaboom935 Ling Chi was performed by chiggas
Worst punishment ever: *Making criminals go in to Call Of Duty lobbies with people blowing their mics like crazy*
i feel like youtube's comment section has evolved from haters to memes no matter what video you go on
Ikr
I was once sawn in half vertically and honestly it chafed a bit, I think horizontally would be better as it would quite take as long and there would be less stitches involved after
bro are you okay???
Nice knowledge for those with healthy minds, but kind of dangerous information for those with wicked distorted minds...
Little Sandy that’s what I’m saying
Imagine the necklaces people would be wearing if jesus was executed this way.
Why😂
A miniature saw 😅 better than a mini guillotine
A necklace that is connected when you connect the two halves of Jesus, which have magnets in them. You don’t even need a clip then.
You guys are sick
y'all are psychopaths frfr
what the fk
Me : I’m going to have a early night tonight
Also me at 3am:
"We'll never get to see someone sawed in half by a chainsaw"
Ed Gein: *Sweating nervously*
Weird...
This video isn’t sponsored by Wix
Lycan Wolfe weird flex but ok
GoDaddy is better tbh
How can people even think of this. How disgusting. How people can participate in, or watch this type of execution is beyond me. Worse than animals.
Worst punishment in history: seeing the person you’re in love with in love with someone else
Taylor Miner mega oof
Idk man getting sawed in half sounds pretty bad
Aww you poor thing. Would you pick getting sawed in half over it? You won’t feel the heartbreak anymore, I promise you.
Give me the heartbreak, you keep being sawed in half.
Taylor Miner sigh. Yes I know that pain all too well ;-;
"It was quality family entertainment!"
O_o
Me: *Sees title*
*Immediately thinks of The Black Dahlia*
thats just creepy
Not only is it a form of torture, but its also in literally every magic show ever.
So happy this was uploaded while I was eating
vAqeii same
It's 4pm dog
ツDempseyDaPro I just got back from school
The disturbing part in this video is how this narrator talks so happily and excitedly about people being cut in half-
Yeah, I kinda hate it haha
yeah maybe he would think its not so funny if if happened to him or worse his Kid or Mom .
I was thinking that too
Then: ‘I sawed this person in half!’
Now: ‘I sawed this boat in half!’
@Maria Kelly *Shittyfluit Titanic song plays*
Me: *cut myslef with sizzors on my thumb while trying to open an orange*
Person who got cut in half:
Scissors
This would’ve for sure kept crime way down
But the world gone soft
*saws in half*
"I am practically a philanthropist"
I SAW THIS MAN IN HALF
NOW TO FIX HIM WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE
I don't remember commenting on this vid🤔
No?
Guy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Flex tape guy: starts opening the tape
Guy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The name f.b.i is so overused it was sorta funny like 5 years ago but now it's so un original and repetitive. But i gotta give you kudos for not pretending to be an fbi agent in some half witted attempt at a joke
cruncheeze113 dude just let him be its just A name
I would rather be sawed upwards so I can die quicker. Please keep doing these punishments because they are really brutal. Keep up with the amazing work.
*"Would you have preferred to be sawed in half vertically or horizontally?"*
I prefer diagonally, thank you.
Why does it seem like 80% of the videos on this channel are about death, torture or suffering. Somebody needs a hug.
"It was quality family entertainment," he says as someone gets sawed in half.
“Billy Mays here! I’m gonna show you the strongest saw you’ll ever have the pleasure of cutting with!”
What if you go on tropical vacation for 30 days?
Let's save this guy once again
This NEEDS more liked XD
Plz explain
“it was quality family entertainment!”
_yeah, quality family._
No one:
Infographics show: what would you prefer. To be sawn vertically or horizontally?
The fact that the narrator is so enthusiastic while explaining this malign act
😊
*Worst Punishments in History:*
*#1* When your dad loosens his belt
*#2* When your mom asks you to find get a flip flop for her
*#3* Making you kneel on salt (Asian punishment)
Im from asia. And i know loads of people from here. Never come across the salt tactic anymore. And the belt is rarely used.
Pfft...you obviously have never stepped on a Lego barefoot
"Since the brain is extremely allergic to being sawed into" is now one of my favorite phrases
To prove the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS MAN IN HALF
Yeeeeeeee Haaaww!
You may have heard the expression *paying your eight pounds of flesh*
Actually, I'm in my 53rd year of life and I have *never* heard that expression.
*EDIT:* Until Now.
It’s a pound of flesh, from Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice.
You haven't heard it before because it's not a saying.
@@adrianprowse7968
Thank you Adrian, I will put that in my memory bank, the next time I play trivial pursuit I just might get that question.
@Mr.Hollywood I heard that when I was 9
the title just gave me the chills
I used to think the guillotine was a cruel punishment but after watching this video series it seems extremely humane
Me: I think the Brazin Bull is the worst punishment in history
Infographic show: hold my computer
Nowadays during punishment: please don't shoot me!
Back then during punishment: please shoot me!
To show you the power of flex tape...
I SAWED THIS MAN IN HALF
It was very SHARP of you guys to make this video!
Infographics Show: *Exists*
Meet Arnold: Im about to end this man's whole career
Plot twist: the worst punishment ever
stepping on a lego while watching a 15 second unskippable ad
Imagine the gruesome death of the person screaming and lots pain what be going through there minds
This is demented 🤣🤣🤣. Exquisite use of sarcasm; great narration!
Thanks! 🙏
2:31, was that a box of porridge with a picture of a banana for £43.30?! 🤔🍌
No wonder why they were trying to steal stuff!!!
Maybe it's imported 😂
Today, I saw... something truly terrifying.
How many times has your channel reupload the same topic???
It’s called a series
A chipmunk suffered a slow painful agonizing death by being sawed in half. Poor chipmunk.
4:09 something's wrong with this dude.
Absolutely no one:
TH-cam: Wanna hear about people being sawed in half?
I love the details that are put in these videos. For example at 0:22 where a cavewoman uses a rock. That rock has detailed dents in it, which is something they actually did because they thought it looked pretty. It just shows the level of research that goes into these videos.
" would u prefer to be sawed horizontally or vertically " this guys is a total pyschpopat
People now: video games are making people violent.
Person then: I’m so excited to go see the public sawing today.
i think i even would go to a public sawing nowadays
The infographics show:It was quality family entertainment.
Me:That's because they think of the satisfaction not the pain they're expirienceing.
me: watches this as im eating
Yep that’s me
Yay another punishment video!!
"Would you rather be sawn in half vertically or horizontally"
Dude do you even have to ask that pretty sure people would pick the one that would work the fastest.
The quality of this video is very sharp
"I just sawed this man i half!"
And repaired him with only Flex Tape
Sawing someone in half sounds fun, but, can you do a video on the mellified man, I think you'll find it interesting.
Wait what
Makes me SICK to see how cruel humans can be.
I’m eating food right now while watching this. I’m binging the whole playlist of Worst Punishments for the 82nd time.
*55 dollars for a jar of chilli sauce?*
*Insanity*
𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘅
Idk if this episode is more soaked with blood or more soaked with sarcasm
Mortal kombat : "it's free real estate"
I can’t wait until TH-cam lets us respond with GIFs