Outta Gas | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #83
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The guys switch it up on set and talk Cowboy Hats, Thiccc Jay Schaub, Trip to Salt Lake City, Bros Not Behind Bars, Fortune Tellers, Hollywood Medium, Brett Michaels, Theo's Gas Problem, Terry Crews, Pump N Jump's, Lot Lizards, an All New Sandwich Name Game, Wisdom Teeth and much more!
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gang gang buzz buzz
Soaar
“I love people who have gone against the grain... like Monsanto”
“Who’s that”
“Oh just some people who poisoned all the grain in the Midwest”
lol shout out to Monsanto from MO. Poisoning all of us out here 😂
I wish that one didn’t slide under the radar I thought it was a great joke
How could he have thought of something so perfect so quickly
I can’t believe this one just slipped through
Brendan isn’t very smart he doesn’t understand good jokes
Brendan "I still have all my wisdom teeth".
Theo " Chris Delia just got hard hearing that". Holy shit lol Theo is a genius
Theo goin in on delia and callen this episode
Theo has one of the quickest and sharpest improvisational comedy brains on Earth. 🤯
Theo not running for the smoke. Respect..👏🏾🤷🏾♂️
Mathew C it’s insane
@RantCasey19 It's been a while since I've seen one of these. Were delia and callen accusations proven false or something?
Theo wasn't having Brendan's interrupting bullshit this episode lol he was putting a stop to that ish everytime🤣😂
mary cherrix I liked it now Brendan can feel his own bullshit
Thank god
@islanti Look who he grew up in comedy with. Rogan, Kriester, Segura, Ari, Diaz, king of interrupters...can you blame him?
Haha he has been the last 3 episodes, Theos done with that shitt lmao
@islanti he knows he just doesn't care
“I ran out of gas twice in one week, and I’m 40.. so I’m not doing that good.” 😂😂😂
So glad cat and chapelle are back
For real, those two jokers from last episode need to not come back on
@@dmcdevitt8 i don't want to hate, but it was ruff
For sure! Best culture corner. The show's not the same without them.
Same, glad they got a week off tho
atleast shapel ...cat is annoying
Theo's so fast with his jokes. His brain's still running on those coke reserves
quickest in the game
Then he has Brendan who takes his jokes and fucks them up. Theo says "dude looks like a power forward for antifa" then right after Brendan says "dude looks like a small forward for antifa" totally ruining it🤣🤣
Robert Edwards Andrew Shulz is pretty close but not quite Theo speed
Throbbin thicke
426ZZZZ well I think he is funny , he does laugh at his own jokes too much . Theo is way funnier .Thanks for your input though .
Theo was proud of his Monsanto joke and I was too
Theo was on another level this one
Theos slowly starting to work in them sex offender jokes... testing the waters lmao
"There's nothing scarier than 3 black dudes not behind bars" lmfao how is Theo so quick
Cause he grew up in the hood in Louisiana, you gotta be fast or you gonna get your ass kicked fast.
I laughed so fucking hard 😂
Dumbass Brandon almost ruined the joke with his interrupting
brendon is not a comedian
Because its scripted. Thats why Derek is gone he blew the whistle on it.
Theo is incredible. I can't believe how his brain works. It's like the movie 'A Beautiful Mind', except the setting is a 12 step program in Louisiana.
A bit creepy to go that far, but yeah he's capable of causing solid laughter on occasion. Thousands of equally funny or altogether better comedians came before him throughout human history. They just didn't have Podcasts.
Actually hilarious
@@SincereSentinel You seem super fun
@@erichowell4163 Women seem to think so.
"Nothing is scarier than three black guys not behind bars"
~Theo Von~
fucking golden
Theo at his best!
solid gold
11:44 Cat's reaction is golden
Witty racism is my sh!t!!!
Brendan looks like a free character you get on call of duty
Lmfaoo
👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂
More like Fortnight
King it or sting it random replys
“It really sucks that all our friends are sex offenders” 😂
Chappell: “is he a blood”
Nick: “no he’s Floridian”
“It really sucks that all our friends are sex offenders” 😂
Who is?
Red Devil711 Bill Cos
when does he say that??
Dallas Rushing 1:06:49
@@NIKEUNITEDZ Allegedly, Chris Delia and Brian Callen, and I guess the other comedians like Aziz Ansari and Louie CK
Monsanto joke was hilarious but they didn't get it "going against the grain"
Akon
🙌 was great
Bars!! Lol
Lol I do now and that shits FUNNY
They did get it?
Theo to Chappelle's hat: "You look like Threat Michaels"
That was genius.
I dont know if this has been said yet or not, but...
Please dont replace the regular culture corner with those other dudes again lmaooo.
They needed a vacation
Those other guys were awful.
Yes I was thinking the samething last show
Amen
J B I don’t think they were awful but they didn’t vibe well on the show.
Theo looks like he's a Volunteer Car Park Attendant at a Wild Life Park.
You look like you steal people’s jokes and slightly change them to sound funny 🤡
Lol who you give your car keys and never see again
He should make a movie about it lol
@@kyleeck6917 Or he brings it back with 20 extra miles on it
That's called a valet bud
Ari Shafir, Chris Delia, and Bryan callen need to make a podcast and call it CANCELLED
Who me too moved Ari?
The best joke I heard is Callen and Delia's victims should start a podcast called The Fighter and the Kid
Ten Minute Podcast revival is looking grim. I wonder what Will Sasso is thinking about this.
@@cl20999 damn that is good i missed that one
Lol Ari ain't cancelled. Just watch the new LOS Shafir/Gilis 2020
"I can do backflips, I ain't falling off no mountain"
-Chef Pel 2020
...Is what his thiccc boy tombstone will say 😆
Theo looks like the fun aunt that never had kids
It me🤷🏻♀️
But smoked all the Winston cigarettes
Coca-Colas & Cigs
@@benjaminkell3726 haha
@@auroraborealis13579 i can fix that
Theo looks like he could get tricked into marrying joe exotic
Only if drug induced 😂
King it or sting it random replys
😂😂😂
Theo looks like he runs an Organic Raccoon rescue
best one
@Alex7 Scott lol the autistic kid's here
Try hard
"Live action"
ORGANIC 😂😂😂😂
"I would beat the fffffffuuuck out of Terry Crews" Schaub got real serious for a second there
Brendan looks like an extra from the cartoon show Recess.
God Damn Yo- that’s gold! 😂😂😂
Oh god lmao!
Lmao
Lol Randall's significant other
Mad King of the Kindergarteners vibes. 👑 🐝
'Lesbian power forward for Antifa'Theo can come out with with better jokes then 99% of comics without even trying.
Lots of comics are fake as fuck and love to brag about the comedy store and laugh at their own jokes because they believe their funny cause other simps laugh at their jokes in person
Theo looks like type of guy that needs help on those "I am not a robot" captcha tests
Haha
I'm impressed you actually knew it was called a captcha test. Sounds like something Callen would say and act surprised when you don't realize what it means
Hey I had one yesterday that said “click on the ones with bicycles” and it had a motorcycle on the picture. Lol
to be fair we've all struggled with those 😂
@@HawaiianPunch557 2020-06-24T233l3
Brendan: Your brother had a poison tattoo?
Theo: No, he had poison in his heart
*Theo looks like he could be an extra on tremors or Jurassic park. Brenden looks like he just got done protesting in Portland.*
Accurate af
Miss Cleo died...
Brendan: “She didn’t see that coming.”
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😂😂
This is what I imagine a bathroom at a gay bar looks like
Could you not see it from the glory hole?
@@angusgore5405 haha
You would know wolf pup
“I wrote it down to think about but then I forgot” Theo is so naturally funny
Don't touch me bro
Theo: I was telling a story brenden lmao
“Like Chris Delia’s accusers” LMFAO I love you Theo
The guys sitting on opposite sides messed my whole morning up
The way Theo says Brenden sounds like a teacher trying to be professional with a student they can’t stand 😅
“Nothing scarier then 3 black guys not behind bars” 🤣🤣🤣
Cats face lmao
Let's go Clippers!! Gang gang buzz buzz!
Jose Osorio 👎
Theo looks like he sells gator meat by the roadside.
dont ever have someone thats not Cat and/or Shapel on this show.. they are family we dont care about no one else.. gang gang buzz buzz 🐀👑 🐝sting
Derek tho
Deric is the only other one. He in the crew forever.
What about lil brows
Cat is lame...shes a nobody who isnt funny and just sits and records...shapel is ok...but cant call it culture corner when you have 2 people who arent cultured...the are white...cat may be Vietnamese but shes a white girl...shapel may have black skin but hes as white as paper...
Jeremy Willett god damn what’s got you so pissed off today
"There's a black, an African-American right-wing, kind of civil war veteran's son. If you can Google that."
Lmao
This a great Theo von comment section meme format.
Omg I cried !
nick pulled it up though
@@seeshure1545 😂😂😂😂
I hate how much it’s bothering me that they switched seats. 😂😰
I was hoping they would switch back the whole time 😅 but it’s not that important, but it’s bothering me lol
Me too
I can barely watch
They’ve done it before
lol dont worry theres a seat on my face
“Sex worker is real work, BRENDAN. “
The way he said that 💀
The Monsanto joke should have got way more love 😂😂😂
Theo : "im just....... . . facking run out of gas twice in one weekend, and i'm 40" lol with u bro
The “Karl Post Malone” comment is so underrated
Not really. It could’ve been left unsaid.
I caught it my bredren.. GANG, these youngsters don't know bout the mailman Karl Malone.
Yeah that was awesome
If Theo said it I would’ve died lol nick beat him to it
Nick was quick with it....very underrated
"AND he's gay!"
Brendan" OH, I love him!"
Theo looks like he rides mechanical bulls while on coke, Brendan looks like he wants to ride Theo.
LMFAO
"Blonkey" 😂😂😂
Theo pushing the envelope this episode.
Theo's weekly Chris Delia roast comments are getting more pronounced. Lulz
It’s nice that Theo stopped brenden from interrupting everyone
Theo looks like Joe Exotic's third brother husband
I think Theo and T Bunz need a new podcast about dealing with interrupting co-hosts.
Why do I Like this pair so much even tho brendan just repeats theos jokes 90% of the time. Then brings up food
Because Brendan somehow brings out the best of Theo. Theo is not as fun in his own podcast for some reason.
Brendan is his muse
"Nothing scarier than seeing three black dudes not behind bars"
Savage theo😂
Theo finally not letting Brendan interrupt him every 7 srconds
What the fuck is a scrond
@Fat Tyson Fury yep
@Fat Tyson Fury jamming on the red SG watching the podcast.
"And I was telling a story Brendan." - King
Get ready for the return of Delia. Theo just threw out a seed.
Where
@@andeswalk7909 He said real quick like the people that accused Delia being of legal age
w vengeance
My problem is the social judgements but nobody presses charges
"Chapel is a Blonkie, I used to be in group called wiggers and blonkies"- Theo Von. I could not breathe when he said that. KATS is a team effort but we all know theo is the star. We can't Brendan ruins this podcast too.
I like that Theo is joking about Delia. It's helping Delia
Plot twist: Cat is just doin selfies when she pulls out the cell phone camera.
Theo was on a roll this episode.
Brendan chill out dude. Interrupting everyone just throws off the whole show.
Brendan just sucks.
Nah it’s funny when he interrupts someone because Theo calls him out on it
Hes a try hard
I stopped watching TFATK when he used to do that to Callen
Vincent Van Gearshift didn’t get enough love
I love when Theo gets upset with Brenden. He sounds so disappointed. So funny
"It's $25 for 20 mins"
Brendan: "A dollar a min?!?!?!"
I mean he was kinda close
1.25/min but ya know, CTE
@@inwardpod Lol Burden Swaab got the cte HITTER my boy.
@@finnmayberry7740 Lol he's made it this far in life with compliments like that..
All Brendan’s energy left his body as soon as Theo dropped that delia joke 😂😂😂
His face at the end of the show ...... He couldn't wait for it to end.
Theo is a comedic genius Jesus H Christ
Theo's behind bars joke was priceless 🤣 y'all are awesome! Keep up the great work
06:12 " I like seeing people going against the grain, man... MLK, and Monsanto."
"Who is that?"
"Its these people that like poisoned all the grain in the midwest. One of those companies."
I appreciate shapels background laugh so much
Brendan looks like he buys toys for his son and then plays with them and won’t share
🤣😂🤣
Branden just melted the room
I got goosebumps he says “we got a spot open on the fighter and the kid” I screamed in laughter
Did this man Theo say “Vincent Van Gearshift” 😂😂
These guys are honestly so entertaining. Glad everyone who works with the show gets involved, it makes it so much better than just listening to two people talk.
Shapel: Y'know who? There's a comic that started doing the readings. You know Thomas Dale?
Brendan: Nothing.
Theo: Yeah.
Shapel: Yeah. He does, like, those, eh, readings and everyone says it's, like, pretty crazy.
Theo: We can get him in here.
Brendan: Nothing
Shapel: We could.
Theo: Thomas Dale does it. He's a clairvoyant.
Brendan: Nothing.
Shapel: And he's gay.
Theo: Yeah.
Brendan: Oh, I love him!
I thought that was kinda funny.
He got woken up by that hahaha
haha I caught that too. The thing I found funny is Brendan can't remember names for the life of him, but the fun gay guy?! How could he forget? lol
I just belly laughed
27:01 Chin was gonna say *”nail in the coffin”* but caught himself there in the end. Figured it might not have been appropriate. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I need them to sit in their original seats. This switch up got me messed up 😅
This is their original seats actually
Theo and spade riding around filling up gas cans
Did Brendan really just say HE made up the term Lot Lizards?? I remember when he first heard that from Theo and played along like he knew what it meant. The CTE is real folks
It originates, at least in recent pop culture, in trailer park boys. Neither of them invented the term.
@@jmh31890 I heard it in a movie from the nineties.. I remember a trucker telling someone it meant the whores at the truck stops... But yeah even older than TPB. Probably older than this movie I can't recall the name of.
I work with Truckers and that’s been a term used in that world for years. Shobb is silly
Look at how turned on cat gets when Chapelle brings up his backflip capabilities. 10:24
Brendans the kinda guy that tells his friends he flys first class cuz nobody sat next to him on his spirit airline flight
I am a thiccc guy and i was loving the part when they were just naming sandwiches lmfao that spam sandwich is the real deal lmao
Brendan is going to play Aaron Hernandez in a musical biopic.
Musical Bipic more like
@@jooka2010 🤣
Hes going to insist on doing the gay sex scenes himself.
Theo's called him out on interrupting more than the people in the comments on fighters and the kids last episode🤭
Theo is hilarious.
6:15 “Against the grain” LMAOO
They just moving Brendan closer to the exit
Imagine theo and nick swardson
@@smerk4654 it would suck.
The Rover have you seen nick on this past weekend? It was hilarious
😖
Kat got me speakin' in tongues
Brendan: You ever see that dude on E?
Chapel: Ecstasy
😂😂😂
19:35 brendan's face at theo when he tried calling him/cat out rofl like "really bro? yeah....in yo face!"
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After two sub par weeks we get to ask the question ... WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS iT WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS IT ... Clearly they been reading the comments
Imagine this show with just Theo. Now imagine it with just Brendan...
This show needs both of them,
Tpw 👍
"He will pass away by the time hes 39"
*doesnt pass away by the time hes 39*
"See, she was right"
I’m convinced Theo is low key in the Klu Klux Kromosome
Y’all gotta switch spots back
Wake up to piss at 5am and see the new episode. Guess I'm up for the day now.
Theo looks like he gives handys at the ponderosa
And you look like you’re in the DM’s and taking leads
travis swensen
LIKE A MuFu!
Is that where you give them. Seen him there ?
Possibly at a Shoneys, too
I love Cat's laugh.. Be sure to keep her on each show.
Kats “we can do it for patreon” comment got me so upset lol