I can just hear Doms "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" BS speech while seeing all this nonsense in the trailer.. It's like they merged XxX and Chronicles of Riddick characters into Dom (likely at Diesel's demand to out do the Rock)
But the thing is -- you had a smile on your face while watching the absurdity of the trailer. That's the appeal of these movies now. Pure macho escapism.
I'm watching now The Naked Gun and it's like I'm in a parallel Universe. No super-women, no political message. Just enjoy a movie. Honestly I may go back and start watching movies and TV shows before 2000. It's so f up the world these days.
That falling bridge scene is literally straight out of 'Scooby-Doo meets the Boo Brothers'. Never thought I'd ever see THAT scene recreated in live-action. I'm impressed
Ha hahhhh...! You win the intern...ship. Be at the office bright and early Monday morning. Wear a tie. And clean underwear. Bring condoms. Lots of them. At least 3... boxes. Practice holding your breath. Sturdy knee pads might be a good idea too. Oh and Red Bull or whatever energy drink you prefer. And most importantly, non-negotiable, you must bring with you super sunshine and positivity. Got it?
Jfc 1 can already see them racing around the rings like roads regardless of the fact they're loose boulders in space. *Sees a black hole* "Houston, we have a problem." *hits NOS, drifts across the Event Horizon*
Han being back makes no sense at all. I love the character and I'm glad to see him on screen again, but it makes no goddamn sense. They have shown his "death" in 3, 6 and the beginning of 7. They made it very clear that he was in that car each time, laid up and half conscious when it explodes, and it's not a small explosion. There's a big crowd around. If he had somehow crawled out or been pulled out it would have been noticed. The villain of the Tokyo Drift movie is sitting there watching the scene until after the car blows up. For him to not see Han make it out makes no sense. Aside from that, they go right to Han's funeral after the crash. The one thing that lines up is that it's closed casket. The F9 trailer seems to make it clear that this is actually Han and not some "twin brother" fuckery. It's a tall order for what this series has become, but they have their hands full trying to explain this shit.
It's like watching modern Cartoon Network. It's not even trying to make sense. Next sequel, they will block the moon driving against it with a Mercedes-Benz.
I dont think thats Han at all. Its one of two things 1. His twin brother or 2. A cyborg sent from the future to help save humanity last hope...Dom Toretto lmfao
Fast 9 should make The Rock and John Cena fight each other in a Steel Cage Inferno tables ladders and chairs match for the undisputed super duper championship.
I began watching the trailer with my initial thought "this is the most unnecessary sequel i've ever seen". Then as i experienced the next minutes and seconds, i just cringed. Just cringed.
I wasn’t going to see this because I’m a Rock fan, but damn it, I have to see how Han is back AND is it going to set up a show down in the future between Han and Shaw.
I used to think these movies were shitty for being so over the top, but watching Cosmonaut's vid on them, I am a full fledged fan at this point. If y'all are taking these movies seriously, you're doing it wrong. It's just a shitty shounen anime, and I love every bit of it.
If they do go to space the next thing they could possibly do is travel to Planet Cybertron & street race with the Autobots & battle the Decepticons via crazy stunts & find out Optimus Prime is his distant relative 😅😂
You are one of my top three reviewers. .... Telling it like it is. .... Anyway, one reason I suspect these movies are so popular is because they are a subconscious throwback to our childlike imaginations when we used to play with our Hot Wheels. .... The Fast and the Furious franchise is basically what a Hot Wheels toy movie franchise should look like. .... Everything that these cars do in these movies is the exact laws of physics I obeyed when I was a kid playing with my hot wheels in the yard.
Legolas: i am the god of defying physics Dom: *hold my beer* What irritates me the most that they escaped most of the deadly chase without no bruise, no broken ribs. U can shoot dom and he just took care of it like it was nothing. Dom sure have 9 lives and ff10 would be his last. Maybe. They should make a new casts, perhaps where it connected with the old ff, a protege or smth. Like the tokyo drift
I'm a Fast fan, AND a disaffected Star Wars fan, so yes, I absolutely know how good we have it with Fast. I'm also well aware of the levels of ridiculousness they've reached with Fast, believe me, but the thing that keeps bringing me back is they do it unironically and uncynically, which is practically a miracle in today's Hollywood.
Even though it's obviously not your cup of tea I am glad to see you genuinely smiling and laughing watching the trailer. It's quite refreshing since you've been scowling like crazy due to the inane stupidity of Batwhamen and well the CW as a whole at this point.
I love F&F franchise because they are just action pack popcorn movies. These movies are just check your brain at the door ones. They have been outrages since they did the bank vault heist in Brazil. They even had one where the cars were on a frozen lake trying to go after a submarine so this movie is just right in their wheelhouse. I know these movies aren’t for general public and that is why they have the following they have.They are just fun movies for guilty pleasure with simple plot lines.
Your reaction was on point And im glad to see that im not the only one who thinks they should have kept Han's return a secret That would have been a nice surprise while watching the movie But now everybody knows Oh well I just can believe they keep finding ways to make the action scenes even more crazy than the previous movie
I think the most unbelievable thing is when Dom saw the train or whatever falling in his direct path behind him, that he *didn't* follow the Prometheus school of running away from things, and actually turned out of the path
It's crazy over the top action that makes no sense. But it knows what it is and over all these movies are just fast food entertainment. These movies are just fun and I will be in the theater on opening day to see this.
Didnt they divorce themselves from the laws of physics in the FIRST movie? Shift and go from 80 to 120 instantly or hit the NOS button to go from last to first..... Uh no
This trailer was the whole movie. The opening scene, the middle scene, and the grand finale. I give this movie a "C+" Thank you for watching, until next time.. bye.
We are envious for the fast and furious fans to enjoy whatever crazy action packed entertainment product they give to the audience. Truly they can enjoy regardless of how illogical the franchise has gone.
3:03 from this point on was my reaction also and i just love this series. its nuts since 5(?). you might be a fan and not know it! i laughed heartily. take care, bro.
Actually I think that's why Fast and Furious series still works. Because now both the fans and the writers know what it has become and they have accepted it.
It is like when you are 7 and you have all your toys in a box and you start playing with them like boom and the plane shoots the car and boom the gigant robot fires and missiles and the hero jumps from the moon and... That is what this franchise is all about.
Scientist : ever heard thing call physics
Dom : I don't know physics but i know FAMILY !
Jiga 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 o my god I love this comment !
lol
Or basic mechanics? A rocket engine on a car would leave without it because it can't support that kind of horsepower.
I can just hear Doms "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" BS speech while seeing all this nonsense in the trailer..
It's like they merged XxX and Chronicles of Riddick characters into Dom (likely at Diesel's demand to out do the Rock)
Omg lmao ♥️
Dom is almost as invincible as batwoman
Atleast dom is likeable and batfeminist not.. Even tho fast and furious is completely milked out.
He'd get rekt by Batwahman.
@@SpectreStatus grow some spine you worm ! 😂👉
furious batwhamen cross over next XD
He hasn't been hit over the head with a trumpet yet
I'm convinced that the F&F series is just a super hero parody with cars at this point.
If that were the case, then I'd be on board. But it's just dumb, hollywood, shit.
Its a prequel to transformers
After Hobbs and Shaw introduced nanomachines (son), a cybernetic super man and a technological death cult, this is normal.
WHAT'S NEXT ?
DOM X
IN SPACE
@@andrewblanchard2398
You just spoiled the plot for PT. 10
Way to go pal..
*slow clap* 😏
Glad I missed Hobbs
@@andrewblanchard2398 Fast 10 Your Seatbelts
@@MoyosoreOgunbiyi
😂
At this point, I’d like to see a transformers crossover. It’d be stupid and awesome.
The sheer amount of crazy in that would be epic!
Thank you
Yes domformers
@@606danco HOT.
The carvengers.
These movies just keep getting more ludicrous...incidentally, they still feature Ludacris
Incidentally...yes, exactly. Is the universe trying to tell us something here, or what?
F&F writers: It's time to go to
LUDACRIS SPEED!!!!!
@@geekymetalhead5112
they went to plaid
they overshot us by
a week and a half
If it makes money, they'll keep doing them...
But the thing is -- you had a smile on your face while watching the absurdity of the trailer. That's the appeal of these movies now. Pure macho escapism.
You don't get a lot of them these days
Yea.... it’s so absurd it’s oddly... entertaining lol
Just wait! Fast 10 will be filled to the brim with woke! Dom will identify as trans!
Personaly i wanted smth morei don't know smth bigger that was made just for this movie.
I'm watching now The Naked Gun and it's like I'm in a parallel Universe. No super-women, no political message. Just enjoy a movie. Honestly I may go back and start watching movies and TV shows before 2000. It's so f up the world these days.
That falling bridge scene is literally straight out of 'Scooby-Doo meets the Boo Brothers'.
Never thought I'd ever see THAT scene recreated in live-action. I'm impressed
The only thing missing now is a car driving off a cliff expecting there to be a bridge, stopping in mid-air and looking at the camera before falling.
Well John Cena did help Scooby and the gang in an episode.
They're just trying to rush towards Fast 10 your seatbelts
Ha hahhhh...! You win the intern...ship. Be at the office bright and early Monday morning. Wear a tie. And clean underwear. Bring condoms. Lots of them. At least 3... boxes. Practice holding your breath. Sturdy knee pads might be a good idea too. Oh and Red Bull or whatever energy drink you prefer. And most importantly, non-negotiable, you must bring with you super sunshine and positivity. Got it?
@@commentcopbadge6665 I really wish I didn't
LoL
*Fast & Furious 10: Conquest of Saturn's Rings*
*Fast 10... Your Seatbelts!*
Jfc 1 can already see them racing around the rings like roads regardless of the fact they're loose boulders in space.
*Sees a black hole* "Houston, we have a problem." *hits NOS, drifts across the Event Horizon*
@J C We'll see when I check out that movie :p
😂😂😂😂
You see that laughter is why fans keep coming back.
DOM: “I used to live my life a quarter acre at a time, but things changed after playing farm simulator”
Hahahahaha! ... I don't get it.
🤣🤣🤣
🌽 🍎 🍏 🍓 🍌 🍅 🚜
Take a shot everytime they say family in this movie, and EMT's will be carrying you out on a stretcher.
Mann Made Nothing wrong with passing out due to alcohol poisoning, as long as you’re around........family!!!!
Man after parts 5 and 6 of course they're gonna become superheros. Now we just need the transformer's and then go to space
I've heard that in f9 there was going to be a scene where they are in space, I'm not really sure if this is true but it might happen.
@@voiken1865 oh please let this happen
they are going to space in f9
@@hamzaxo5247 Hell yes
Lol what if they drove the fuckin transformers into space too
Remember when Fast and Furious had to do with street races and the police? Yeah...Me neither! Thorias laughing is the best! 😂
Thorias.... After Batwoman... You deserve a good laugh.
That is a fact...
Agreed!
Believe me, after sitting through Batwoman, Fast & Furious is a good enough pallet cleanser that keeps me satisfied.
I know these movies are pretty insane but still these are one of these franchises that I just turn my brain off and enjoy the stupidity
Yeah..with this franchise there is no point pointing out the insane stuff going on..you know what you are getting into here.
It's almost like using fictional bullshit to escape from bullshit in real life
Definitely need more movies like that.
@@thepayne7862 Yeah, too bad many movie companies don't see that and their finance is bleeding
@@paballomolata8844
At this point we might as well go and watch them just because they are just for fun!
I looked as my wife: “He’s my brother.” right as they said “He’s his brother.”
Then I laughed and laughed, and turned the trailer off.
You need to fix the first lines of words.
That car with rocket engine was Easter egg for their future movie
Fast and furious : Nitro too Moon
It looks like a GTA online update to me
Jiga they stole it from the road runner cartoons
George Aitken
*Meep! Meep!*
Batwoman: Watch me defy all the laws of reality and logic, I am the ULATIMATE Mary Sue!!
Fast 9: Hold my beer.
😂
MORE LIKE
HOLD MY
CORONAVIRUS
When are we getting FF in Space?
What i am waiting for the Time travel one first.
Once we go back to the moon they'll do another Furious Race to the moon.
In the FF 10 probably.. Them stealing alien ships to go after space criminals.
@@Razer5542 nah, that's the 15'th one.
Why do they need to go into space? Their cars can already defy gravity.
That car straight-up became spiderman... LOL
Han being back makes no sense at all. I love the character and I'm glad to see him on screen again, but it makes no goddamn sense.
They have shown his "death" in 3, 6 and the beginning of 7. They made it very clear that he was in that car each time, laid up and half conscious when it explodes, and it's not a small explosion.
There's a big crowd around. If he had somehow crawled out or been pulled out it would have been noticed. The villain of the Tokyo Drift movie is sitting there watching the scene until after the car blows up. For him to not see Han make it out makes no sense. Aside from that, they go right to Han's funeral after the crash. The one thing that lines up is that it's closed casket.
The F9 trailer seems to make it clear that this is actually Han and not some "twin brother" fuckery. It's a tall order for what this series has become, but they have their hands full trying to explain this shit.
It's like watching modern Cartoon Network. It's not even trying to make sense. Next sequel, they will block the moon driving against it with a Mercedes-Benz.
Universal: Don't think, consume product.
@@Rickolee This is less don't think, consume product and more "Don't think, do cocaine laced DMT while pounding red bulls"
@@BlazingOwnager 😄😆😅😂🤣
I dont think thats Han at all. Its one of two things 1. His twin brother or 2. A cyborg sent from the future to help save humanity last hope...Dom Toretto lmfao
That reaction to the swinging car🤣😂 GOLD
Fast 9 should make The Rock and John Cena fight each other in a Steel Cage Inferno tables ladders and chairs match for the undisputed super duper championship.
InB4 Triple H shows up in Fast10
lets just stop pretending... Dom and co. are the Third Street Saints.
Shiirow 😆! They really are.
They are really terrible people.
Holy shit lol. It makes so much sense now 🤣
Fast 10 : Welcome to hell
Seriously, you just made this series epic to me
I can't believe this all started with VCRs and DVD players stolen from truck drivers.
"They fly now?"
They fly now.
Thorias Unlimited THEY FLY NOW.
Why was Dom talking to himself in this trailer.
Because he's insane
Kc Link 😂😂😂
I began watching the trailer with my initial thought "this is the most unnecessary sequel i've ever seen". Then as i experienced the next minutes and seconds, i just cringed. Just cringed.
Still it's better than the woke bullshit we experienced these days. It's cringe but a good kind of cringe, and we don't see those these
No, that award goes to Terminator Dark Fate. A sequel so unnecessary, they felt compelled to copy T2!
The funny part is i will still watch it just for the craziness
It's interesting to see this man kinda smile after losing its mind with CW shows so many times
Me before: "Thank goodness we live in modernity"
Me after: "... nevermind then!"
Not even Shinji seeing the AE86 growing WINGS was as crazy as some of the stunts they pull here!
This man just "Spider-Man"-ed a car off the cliff to the next cliff. I'm done!
It became live action cartoon a few movies ago.
I'm look forward Fast and Furious: Endgame
I can't wait for Dom to shout "WAKANDA FOREVER!!!" XDDD
I'm look sideways.
Spider-car has finally arrived
Exactly what I thought 😂
🕷 🚘
I wasn’t going to see this because I’m a Rock fan, but damn it, I have to see how Han is back AND is it going to set up a show down in the future between Han and Shaw.
The future is up.
When Han and Shaw meet, there won't be no showdown at all. They will just become Family. Family..family.. arg!!!! FAMILY!!!!
Where's the street racing at? The cars, the customization, the bets, the prestige...?
That left the franchise a few movies ago
Bummers. :(
😂😂😂 this series went from the category of action to comedy 😂
Its like a musical. Instead of singing, everyone knows martial arts.
I started laughing my ass off when the car did the Spider-Man
It might as well be considered a Marvel movie, everything defies physics, nobody stays dead, and everyone can fight like an Avenger
Using the same truck from deadpool 2 to do the truck flip stunt from the dark knight
His laugh is infectious! That was a hearty, soulful laugh sir!
5:50 You just made me realise that the F&F series is Dragon Ball Z. That's so odd but funny.
Han in heaven: *no refreshments*
Han: *”aight y’all. Imma head out.”*
that's probably what happened
Best trailer reaction yet! But I suspect Dom will be 'enhanced technologically' in this one, to make it feel more like Hobbs and Shaw.. don't ask why.
I used to think these movies were shitty for being so over the top, but watching Cosmonaut's vid on them, I am a full fledged fan at this point. If y'all are taking these movies seriously, you're doing it wrong. It's just a shitty shounen anime, and I love every bit of it.
3:20
Dom. : who are you ?
Nick Fury : I here to talk to you about the Avengers initiative.
And people told me Sharknado was bad lmao
Who the hell told you that?! Sharknado was AWESOME!
@@thoriasunlimited4053 haha, feminists did!
At least Sharknado knows what it is. It sure has unnecesary sequels, but still.
If they do go to space the next thing they could possibly do is travel to Planet Cybertron & street race with the Autobots & battle the Decepticons via crazy stunts & find out Optimus Prime is his distant relative 😅😂
I laughed my ass off at the trailer. It was amazing. Wish they would drop the Fast and The Furious tittle and go with another for these new films.
Like what The Trash and Ridiculous.
You are one of my top three reviewers.
....
Telling it like it is.
....
Anyway, one reason I suspect these movies are so popular is because they are a subconscious throwback to our childlike imaginations when we used to play with our Hot Wheels.
....
The Fast and the Furious franchise is basically what a Hot Wheels toy movie franchise should look like.
....
Everything that these cars do in these movies is the exact laws of physics I obeyed when I was a kid playing with my hot wheels in the yard.
I think they were since the last 3 to 4 movies
You got a great laugh Thorias! Very genuine. You made me lol 😆
Legolas: i am the god of defying physics
Dom: *hold my beer*
What irritates me the most that they escaped most of the deadly chase without no bruise, no broken ribs. U can shoot dom and he just took care of it like it was nothing. Dom sure have 9 lives and ff10 would be his last. Maybe. They should make a new casts, perhaps where it connected with the old ff, a protege or smth. Like the tokyo drift
1:22 Oh look, they found the Alkali Lake facility from Xmen 2... or is it General Ross’s secret underground facility from the Hulk movie?
I'm a Fast fan, AND a disaffected Star Wars fan, so yes, I absolutely know how good we have it with Fast. I'm also well aware of the levels of ridiculousness they've reached with Fast, believe me, but the thing that keeps bringing me back is they do it unironically and uncynically, which is practically a miracle in today's Hollywood.
Even though it's obviously not your cup of tea I am glad to see you genuinely smiling and laughing watching the trailer. It's quite refreshing since you've been scowling like crazy due to the inane stupidity of Batwhamen and well the CW as a whole at this point.
I love F&F franchise because they are just action pack popcorn movies. These movies are just check your brain at the door ones. They have been outrages since they did the bank vault heist in Brazil. They even had one where the cars were on a frozen lake trying to go after a submarine so this movie is just right in their wheelhouse. I know these movies aren’t for general public and that is why they have the following they have.They are just fun movies for guilty pleasure with simple plot lines.
I still prefer this over the recent superhero stuff we've been getting.
At least I get to look at some nice cars.
These aren’t movies anymore they’re cartoons
Han survived because after the explosion he was just covered on soot and blinked twice.
Let’s face it if Dom put on a captain America uniform you still wouldn’t believe he’d survive all that stuff in the trailer
George Aitken if he put on superman’s outfit, you still wouldn’t believe it. Lol
i checked out of F&F when they went from DVD thief's to special forces 😂 "I dont got physics...I got a family"
The management of this franchise understands what the fans want. Crazy, stupid action.
Your reaction was on point
And im glad to see that im not the only one who thinks they should have kept Han's return a secret
That would have been a nice surprise while watching the movie
But now everybody knows
Oh well
I just can believe they keep finding ways to make the action scenes even more crazy than the previous movie
I think the most unbelievable thing is when Dom saw the train or whatever falling in his direct path behind him, that he *didn't* follow the Prometheus school of running away from things, and actually turned out of the path
You see, the Furious crew taps onto the universal force gasoline and they live their lives one quarter mile of a time.
Getting every movie reviewer on TH-cam ranting about this movie is kinda funny. Definitely gonna see it
I'm still cracking up about how they "Palpatined" Han!! Lmao
It's crazy over the top action that makes no sense. But it knows what it is and over all these movies are just fast food entertainment. These movies are just fun and I will be in the theater on opening day to see this.
The amount of plot armor in this movie would make Havel jealous...
There's one guy who's thankful as hell for these movies. Tyrese "my fucking child support" Gibson.
Dom just hits the gas and starts flying now....And he's indestructible,,,LMAO
This is the Doug DeMouro of movie trailer reactions
They brought Han back. Maybe they can bring Gal Gadot's character back to.👍
A double return from the grave. She might be too expensive for them now.
3:03 3:31 6:20-40 😂😂😂😂
Lemme just say I came here 100% for Thorias. 🤣
After all the bullshit the Batwoman show has put him through, it's great to see Thorias genuinely laugh at something!
Late to the party never matters, your reaction is priceless!
At 3:39, your laugh just make me laugh alot harder lol
I gave up when it was possible to pull a Helicopter with your arms.
Even Ludicris is saying "Hey man, c'mon now".
Didnt they divorce themselves from the laws of physics in the FIRST movie? Shift and go from 80 to 120 instantly or hit the NOS button to go from last to first..... Uh no
We've finally hit the point in history where action movies are exactly like the over the top action movie parody tailers in 90s movies.
Whenever I look back at the first one, it never ceases to amaze what this series ultimately ended up turning into!
I know you'd love this trailer 😂
And I bet you'll love the movie too
This trailer was the whole movie.
The opening scene, the middle scene, and the grand finale.
I give this movie a "C+"
Thank you for watching, until next time.. bye.
We are envious for the fast and furious fans to enjoy whatever crazy action packed entertainment product they give to the audience. Truly they can enjoy regardless of how illogical the franchise has gone.
I like how you laugh at the stupid things, but don't get mad because the movie doesn't take itself seriously.
3:03
from this point on was my reaction also and i just love this series. its nuts since 5(?). you might be a fan and not know it! i laughed heartily. take care, bro.
3:49 Remember George of the jungle? This is him now. Feel old yet?
2:30... tiny little women kicking the crap out of huge, powerful men... never saw that one coming lol 😂 so realistic.
Nobody noticed how the car became Spiderman shooting ropes out of its ass and swinging on it
These guys have more plot armor than Batman.
Their prep time is literally more OP than that of batman.
Lmfao I'm just in it for the cars alone at this point 😭😂
Wonder woman heel looping a lighting : ok, maybe Zeus is helping her
Torretos heel looping a car : g.i. joe street style achivement unlocked...
I hope this move turns out to be a crazy ride that universal studios could make, it should be fun or it could bomb.
Actually I think that's why Fast and Furious series still works. Because now both the fans and the writers know what it has become and they have accepted it.
It is like when you are 7 and you have all your toys in a box and you start playing with them like boom and the plane shoots the car and boom the gigant robot fires and missiles and the hero jumps from the moon and... That is what this franchise is all about.
OK I was NOT going to see this movie, but now I am sold!!! It is so insane that I am compelled to see it now.