the covenant is full of DL bro witches

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  • @DarlingMissDarling
    @DarlingMissDarling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1498

    "White twinks and witchcraft..."
    Ok that opening got meeeee! 😂😂😂

    • @ZaeArea
      @ZaeArea 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Got me real bad 😭😭

    • @willowweeper
      @willowweeper 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      they're not even twinks...................

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @willowweeper unless you're mistaking "twink" for "spinner", they definitely qualify as the former. 😆

    • @721rena
      @721rena 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@DarlingMissDarling straight woman here and those guys sexually awakened me along with Interview with a vampire that's for sure. They're still sexy af to me Idgaf about these gay stereotypes and the pressure straight men have to have in order to be "straight" I hate these harmful narratives

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@721rena take it up with the director for the overwhelming homoerotic subtext, I guess? 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @aishichakraborty1881
    @aishichakraborty1881 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +449

    This movie has to be one of my favorite pieces of straight (gay) cinema

    • @VIY10000
      @VIY10000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😆👍

  • @EddyThaYeagerist
    @EddyThaYeagerist 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +408

    NIGGA THE TITLE LMFAOOOOOO 😭

  • @michelcomenta
    @michelcomenta 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +476

    I was obsessed with this movie as a teenager, and it wasn't just because of the hot actors and the homoerotic subtext, I actually think it's a fascinating story but told in a poorly way

    • @LoneWulf278
      @LoneWulf278 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I had a pretty big Covenant phase as well. 😂 I think I saw the movie on TH-cam and was obsessed for a good minute.

    • @CelesteLunaRael
      @CelesteLunaRael 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Me too. The potential for such an intriguing story about magic through the lens of young men, this time because generally women are the leads for such a genre, is alluring.
      But like😅it is dripping with so much of the 2000s crude humor & machismo
      It needs a remake or idk a new successor

    • @EOrainbowlove1
      @EOrainbowlove1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I went to the movies & saw this in 06. I was 19 then. I just watched this again recently & it made me feel 19 again instead of 37 😂

    • @LoneWulf278
      @LoneWulf278 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @ Watching media that I enjoyed when I was younger always spikes my serotonin. 🥰

    • @Griffanswing626
      @Griffanswing626 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right?

  • @milkduddles
    @milkduddles 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +390

    Gotta love how Sebastian Stan’s the only one you called by the actor’s name and not the character’s, really rubbing salt in the wound there

    • @LoneWulf278
      @LoneWulf278 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Lmao 😂

  • @TeamBOBBYEE
    @TeamBOBBYEE 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    I thought the “using powers ages you “
    Was to explain why 30year olds are in highschool

    • @tra12048
      @tra12048 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That was my first thought when I heard that! Just a random rule in their powers to explain why none of them look like high schoolers XD

  • @Wyrd__One
    @Wyrd__One 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +480

    This movie looks horrendous but nobody can deny it’s sexiness 🤤😂 ‘twinks with witchcraft’ is a genre that needs to be visited more

    • @AphroditesCreativeChronicles
      @AphroditesCreativeChronicles 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      agreed!

    • @nagillim7915
      @nagillim7915 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      There's a definite shortage of gay witches...
      It would've been so much more interesting if Chase had tried to seduce Caleb only to betray him and try to steal his powers, with the other three having to mount a last minute third act rescue attempt after putting aside their own differences for their friend.

    • @Citizen_Krang
      @Citizen_Krang 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ..watch Agatha all along series

  • @Rebelheart1985
    @Rebelheart1985 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +954

    That locker room scene might be the greatest thing my eyes ever seen and I’m gonna start blaming this and the MCU for my crush on Sebastian Stan.

    • @modernamami5861
      @modernamami5861 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      This being how I find out that was Sebastian Stan. To be fair, I was watching this movie before I even knew who he was, but still.😭

    • @1slummzzs
      @1slummzzs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1slummzzs
      @1slummzzs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I’m very much loved him in Kings

    • @leogaray4531
      @leogaray4531 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Have you watch him playing a gay character in Political Animals (it was a short lived series)

    • @1slummzzs
      @1slummzzs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@leogaray4531 this was good also but Kings was better

  • @jamarigillyard9270
    @jamarigillyard9270 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +229

    I like the way you critique films you can admit when something is terrible or just not that good but still can see the art that could’ve been in all the mess.

    • @ZANESJOINT
      @ZANESJOINT  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@jamarigillyard9270 thanks man!

  • @NIGHTGUYRYAN
    @NIGHTGUYRYAN 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +239

    those are twunks not twinks!

    • @VinnieMF
      @VinnieMF 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      👆🏻

    • @raulchaidez3563
      @raulchaidez3563 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Thank you! It was my first thought as well

    • @Citizen_Krang
      @Citizen_Krang 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, u beat me to it

    • @davidcwitkin6729
      @davidcwitkin6729 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And oh, what twunks they are!

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That’s even better

  • @tendrillion3580
    @tendrillion3580 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +241

    Just the sight of the thumbnail has unlocked a core memory that was sealed years ago in the septic tank of my subconscious.

    • @moustik31
      @moustik31 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same! I loved having that movie in the background, when I was in my Twilight era.

    • @Melanie-jy2nw
      @Melanie-jy2nw หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I remember being obsessed with this movie for a week at 13

  • @zachslattery8501
    @zachslattery8501 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    This movie was my gay awakening. Swim class scene and I was like “this movie isn’t that bad”

  • @the_petty_crocker
    @the_petty_crocker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    Steven Strait (Caleb) is beautiful and, by all accounts, a really nice guy, but he has the screen presence and charisma of a piece of toast. His most convincing performance was an an AI/Real Doll who made out with, and went down on, Drew Van Acker -- which should be considered a career highlight.

    • @sailor_suu1954
      @sailor_suu1954 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Straight up David Noreanaz

    • @ilisafonua2798
      @ilisafonua2798 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      A dry piece of toast

    • @n.k.pierro
      @n.k.pierro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      i thought he did pretty good in the expanse although he definitely gets overshadowed by more charismatic castmates at times

    • @turobuck2389
      @turobuck2389 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Life Like, loved that movie, still watch it lol.

    • @turobuck2389
      @turobuck2389 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@n.k.pierro The Expanse is great! A show I'm able to rewatch when I have nothing else to watch!

  • @ValerieEnriquez
    @ValerieEnriquez หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    33:27 I need a multi-racial/ethnic and even gayer remake of this stat. Hell, even have Sebastian Stan come back to be the bad guy again and be even more camp.

  • @neivilde.1242
    @neivilde.1242 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    my sisters and i once watched this movie, and it took us 3 hours because of how much we had to pause and scream about how bad it was lmao, it was hilarious. we also love to quote "harry potter can kiss my ass!" and a line from a yhara zayd video about this movie where she goes "he's a model, everybody's a model!" every time we see any of the actors of that movie anywhere else lmao. also not the hot guy from the cheetah girls!
    it's truly impressive how this movie manages to have such a cool concept yet absolutely nothing else going for it. bad acting, no good chracters, no plot??? like all you have is looks? that's an accomplishment in and of itself.
    thank god for chronicle, it really saw the "magic boys" concept and delivered on it majestically

  • @witchingbrew3
    @witchingbrew3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    Finally someone talking about this movie. It's a comfort watch and surprised it didn't get the shine it should have.

    • @Lilithmaynot
      @Lilithmaynot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same asf. Can't believe it's so unknown.

  • @e-jenna
    @e-jenna 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    from like 2013 to 2018 I would watch this every year on my bday... I was absolutely the target audience back then. and as a finn, I also remember being blown away by the fact that this has a finnish director 😭 we're truly everywhere

  • @neodlehoko404
    @neodlehoko404 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Someone make a playlist of movies called “Better if it were gayer.” Then add The Covenant to that list 😂
    (Potentially a very long list)

    • @Citizen_Krang
      @Citizen_Krang 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Interview with the vampire is EXCELLENT now.

    • @neodlehoko404
      @neodlehoko404 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ hell yeah it is.

  • @samcarmen
    @samcarmen หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The problem with pg-13 is that they never know what crosses the line or doesn’t, so it gives off the vibes of when an middle schooler starts cursing for the first time thinking they are edgy. Either go full kid or go full adult, pick one

  • @zaudita
    @zaudita 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Omggggg finally someone talking about this film. I’m still mad we didn’t get a sequel. Idc idc. Witchcraft and a good looking cast. Simple and effective formula 😭😭😭😩. I was always gonna be seated!! 😭

    • @zaudita
      @zaudita 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      No cause she played putting on I love rock and roll but then again I guess that’s what happens in Boston. I dunno 😭😭😭

  • @drenx7454
    @drenx7454 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    I loved it, the fact they are witches not warlocks, awesome! it's not a good movie but it's great funny movie. Also I'm gay so I love the eye candy

    • @hadrianhexe9603
      @hadrianhexe9603 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yassss

    • @LarryDWilmore79
      @LarryDWilmore79 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hadrianhexe9603wait…what?!? They are definitely Warlocks and not witches unless you’re meaning to say they are witches in a gay sense🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You misspelled the W 😂

    • @hadrianhexe9603
      @hadrianhexe9603 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@LarryDWilmore79 Witches is a gender neutral term, so yes, they are witches.

    • @tomlewis28
      @tomlewis28 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@LarryDWilmore79Warlock is offensive to most male witches. And etymologically, it's really just specific to Scottish male witches.
      Going back to ancient England, it's a derogatory term that meant oathbreaker or betrayer.

  • @bajanyaoikaizer6902
    @bajanyaoikaizer6902 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    If people want a deep telling of the covenant and more twinks showing more skin and using more magic, then a 40+ episode series should help with that.

    • @Markus2E5I6
      @Markus2E5I6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Name? Or is it covenant

  • @DracoCastellan
    @DracoCastellan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Since I saw Agatha all along, with Billy/William I realized that boy witches is something that needs to be explored more

  • @nahthanksno8299
    @nahthanksno8299 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I’m old enough to remember seeing this film in theaters and how hard my jaw fell open during the locker room scene. That tiny little strip of a bathing suit, my God.

  • @sailor_suu1954
    @sailor_suu1954 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    This is exactly what I needed after Thanksgiving and a 12 hour night shift, Smallville era nonsense. God bless.

    • @ValerieEnriquez
      @ValerieEnriquez หลายเดือนก่อน

      good lord back in high school I'd just watch Smallville with the sound off just to see Tom Welling take his shirt off. He went full-on DILF in the Crisis on Infinite Earths storyline and as Cain in Lucifer.

  • @riczz4641
    @riczz4641 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    -"White twinks and witchcraft."
    -Ok. You've got my attention.

  • @dandavids769
    @dandavids769 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    You’re just gonna touch on all my childhood guilty pleasure movies huh?😂😂

  • @laniiblue
    @laniiblue 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I literally have a recording of the scene where Sebastian Stan goes “So I heard you guys were swimmers” and it’s such awful adr that I still laugh so hard every time I rewatch it 💀

  • @nikyrajenkins
    @nikyrajenkins 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I just wanna thank whoever thought to put those small shorts on Taylor Kitsch, you were really doing justice for the gworls😩😩

    • @ValerieEnriquez
      @ValerieEnriquez หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Not me watching John Carter in the movie theater just to see Taylor Kitsch running around shirtless for 2+ hours.

    • @nikyrajenkins
      @nikyrajenkins หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ you should watch him in Friday Night Lights. He’s so fine😩

  • @paola45777
    @paola45777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Disturbia comes to mind for a good pg13

    • @camhunts
      @camhunts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yep yep

  • @jimidoodles
    @jimidoodles 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Fun fact Warlock is just a witch, male or female broken from a coven (group of witches)

  • @ChrissyFraser
    @ChrissyFraser 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    6:18 it’s crazy that you mention her because she actually lives in Atlanta with her chef husband and I used to work at this kids salon that she takes her kids to and she’s really sweet😊

  • @arctic_jake
    @arctic_jake 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Please do not label these men twinks.. this is not a class of men I can compete with 😭

  • @Blaqueword
    @Blaqueword 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I felt the ATTEMPTED message was the use of unlimited power in these boys made them dangerous to the people they love. If Calebs father abusive implications were shown more, Calebs terror at becoming his father and doing to this girl what happened to his Mom makes sense. Further, it helps mess with the role of fraternity that is about accountability and mutual justice.

  • @MistarZtv
    @MistarZtv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    You had me at white twinks and witchcraft. 😭

  • @emberchord
    @emberchord 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I think nowadays Steven straights most famous role is in The Expanse!

    • @acereporter73
      @acereporter73 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *Beltalowda!*

    • @IIIJG52
      @IIIJG52 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Might be an Earther, but a good one. Glad im not the only one though.
      He is still hot though :)

  • @jadejerry2013
    @jadejerry2013 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Agatha All Along introduced me to the very underrepresented genre of gay boy witchcraft and I'm here for it honey ✨️💜🖤

  • @darrekworkman5595
    @darrekworkman5595 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    32:26 Okay fair review up until the question of why he targeted Caleb. The answer is simple and is explained in the movie. Caleb is the oldest. He is the only one old enough to will his power to him since they can't do that until they turn eighteen. Okay it isn't a great movie for a lot of reasons, but I thought at least that part was clear.

  • @JuanitoEsBonito
    @JuanitoEsBonito 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    This is one of my guilty pleasure watches. Like i know its BAD AS HELL but i still watch occasionally anyway😭💀

    • @jasongarcia1886
      @jasongarcia1886 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Me too

    • @NewBrandification
      @NewBrandification 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is the most godawful movie I’ve seen……. 5 times

  • @JeantheSecond-ip7qm
    @JeantheSecond-ip7qm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I watched The Covenant. The only impression it left on me was that Sebastian is hot.

  • @kianamoore5390
    @kianamoore5390 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    “She begs her colored token friend” and 16:15 has me 😂

  • @briangreenaway4914
    @briangreenaway4914 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    After that offensive cgi car crash I never turned back .

  • @malmnn
    @malmnn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I always wondered why the CW or whatever didn't pick this up to make a series of this? Considering some things that have been made into successful series with time and some different/better writers it could work!

  • @samcarmen
    @samcarmen หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Not them having Sebastian Stan and Steven straight (the s alliteration goes crazy) in this movie yet still fumbled…

  • @josephthomasjr.6551
    @josephthomasjr.6551 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Zane Parker, you are a genuinely FUNNY man!!! I suspect that your presentational skills are VASTLY more entertaining than any of the movies that you have reviewed thus far. Have you ever considered doing stand--up comedy? Anyway, keep up the good work brother. I look forward to seeing your next film critique!

    • @ZANESJOINT
      @ZANESJOINT  หลายเดือนก่อน

      thanks for the compliments, brother.
      stand up isn't for me haha, I'm not that funny.

  • @illogical001
    @illogical001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Twinkssss???? When I watched this they were considered Hunks 😭

    • @anonnyanonymous4800
      @anonnyanonymous4800 วันที่ผ่านมา

      People overuse the word “twink” and they seem to use it to refer to any young-looking attractive man.

  • @ГукетловаФатима
    @ГукетловаФатима 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Me and my friends had a blast when we watched it last year. It was so funny but still kinda good in a whaky way... I don't know, I have a soft spot for silly supernatural movies

  • @TTHEENDOFTHEDAYTHEDAYWILLEND
    @TTHEENDOFTHEDAYTHEDAYWILLEND 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    15:54 "her colored friend"

  • @Butters1251
    @Butters1251 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Yo why is this such a comfort movie?

  • @gz5405
    @gz5405 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Truth be told I was gonna watch whatever video you put out but the title def got me hooked!

  • @GeminiGothamXO
    @GeminiGothamXO 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The only reason I saw this movie when it came out was because of the speedo scene. So your thumbnail got me lmao

    • @Citizen_Krang
      @Citizen_Krang 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same! And Same!😂(when you think you're the only one.)

  • @18photonerd
    @18photonerd หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That movie made me feel powerful things in my teens 😂

  • @walpurgisnight7
    @walpurgisnight7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Girl the title!? Prison 😂😂😂

  • @TheKirbyepicness
    @TheKirbyepicness 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Dude this channel rocks! Love what you’ve posted so far, I can tell you’re going to grow fast

    • @ZANESJOINT
      @ZANESJOINT  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      thanks homie !

  • @ArtieMack
    @ArtieMack หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I forgot all about this movie until now. I thought it was terrible back then and am not sure I even finished it. I wrote down a lot of notes as a writer from your video, though! 😂 Speaking as a Black, gay man it really would've done a lot had they been willing to explore queerness, racial hang ups, different cultural backgrounds infused with specific types of witchcraft, father-son dynamics (ESPECIALLY with being gay or in the closet and wanting power to protect yourself, ugh).

    • @antg.2355
      @antg.2355 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Took the words right out of my mouth! I made an unhinged comment on the first day this video was released with a similar topic. There is so much room for these types of stories that are yet to be explored. So why wait at this point lol

  • @destinyrivera8139
    @destinyrivera8139 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When he said pull up a chair tell me I pulled up my chair 😂 bruh

  • @JamieDion
    @JamieDion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    16:45 I. Am. HOWLING. a brilliant delivery *chef’s kiss ZANE 🙌🏾💯

  • @xLadyRaine
    @xLadyRaine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    this is the video that earns you my sub! this movie is one of guilty pleasure and I watch it every halloween. Taylor Kitsch was hot in this. I think this movies biggest flaw is that it is painfully boring until like the last 15 minute. The actual lore behind the 5 families and their powers is actually interesting and there was a lot that could have been. Wasted potential

    • @xLadyRaine
      @xLadyRaine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      also pogue is best boy and not just because his girlfriend was a nubian queen 😭

  • @blackbelleflower
    @blackbelleflower 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    NGL, even with its flaws, this is still one of my favorites movies to this day. It came out when I was sixteen and I was like hot boy witches and Kyle Schmid from Alley Cats Strike? Sign me up!! 😂
    Sebastian Stan is so fun in this movie to me. Even with the corny script.

  • @AmentaEnterprises
    @AmentaEnterprises หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is so much better than having to sit through the actual movie….
    Love all the recommendations at the end. We need a remake! #thecovenant2

  • @lauraaa_cf
    @lauraaa_cf หลายเดือนก่อน

    "there are a lot of things I do that I wonder about" felt.

  • @antg.2355
    @antg.2355 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I ABSO-LUTELY agree with your points at the end! It reminds me of this werewolf movie Wes Craven made, Cursed.
    We were so close to having a gay plot point where Jesse Heisenberg's character, Jimmy should've hooked up with his internalized homophobic bully, Bo (played by Milo Ventimiglia of This Is Us fame). The scene where Bo comes to Jimmy's house to confess his love for him. Looking at the history of the film and the implications of the original script, WE WERE ROBBED! Even if they made it as a joke, it would've been great as a classic enemies to lovers romance story.
    They had more chemistry than that bland *ss girl Jimmy was crushin' on AND SHE WAS BO'S SUPPOSED GIRLFRIEND! It's so bad that I want to write a “50 Shades Of Gray” style fanfiction about it. Replace the names, change the scenes, and make it my own. Miramax and The Weinstein Bros can suck it lol. Great review btw ❤

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@antg.2355 i absolutely loved how unhinged this comment got. you my kinda people, cuz! 😏💚✨️

    • @neivilde.1242
      @neivilde.1242 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      there was only 11 bo/jimmy fanfics on ao3 last i checked so that addition would be welcomed lmao

    • @antg.2355
      @antg.2355 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@neivilde.1242 well I guess I'll better start reading them all lmao!

    • @AshaDiscoSushi
      @AshaDiscoSushi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      YES‼️ I Fuckin' LOVE That Movie! Christina Ricci, Mya, Judy Greer, Portia de Rossi🤩& obviously Milo😍 really great cast & I lived for that gay character's scenes💚 ...now I'm gonna search fanfic I missed out on 20 years ago🪄

  • @IdrisFenn537
    @IdrisFenn537 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Blood Ties! Thank you for reminding me I used to 'watch' a lot of US and Canadian tv shows.

  • @EMC1986Hobi
    @EMC1986Hobi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is one of my guilty pleasures/comfort movies.

  • @playfulpanthress
    @playfulpanthress 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    No good movies are PG-13?? Dude.
    Jurassic Park.

  • @laalexgalaxy1043
    @laalexgalaxy1043 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Wattpad is such a throwback!👵🏾 I wonder if I still know my password?🤔👩🏾‍💻

  • @ropesquid2085
    @ropesquid2085 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Can't get over that they're 'the Ipswitch Families' ...Ipswitch is a city inland from Brisbane and, fuckin, no magic happens there. Meth, maybe, but not magic.

    • @AshaDiscoSushi
      @AshaDiscoSushi หลายเดือนก่อน

      Meth IS Magic🪄✨

  • @bwillsskates2638
    @bwillsskates2638 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    This movie was FIRE. lol funny thing is, my gay brother showed me this movie when we were kids. That’s why the title makes me laugh 😂

  • @seanalexandermedia
    @seanalexandermedia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Mean girls is right at PG-13 0:57

  • @silentdreamer821
    @silentdreamer821 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dude.... Forrest Gump, original jurassic park, all the planet of the ape movies, the dark knight, 6th sense, and jumanji.

  • @KrystineBrown
    @KrystineBrown 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    A million years ago they put me in a focus group and described this and 4 other movies. When I said I was least interested in it, they made me watch the trailer. When I said I might watch it they made me watch the trailer again and asked again. I said I’d watch it so I could leave

  • @heyhey-jayjay2189
    @heyhey-jayjay2189 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    that intro alone got me to subscribe, excited to binge your whole channel

    • @heyhey-jayjay2189
      @heyhey-jayjay2189 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      u didn’t need to defend harry potter like that :/

  • @draculasdrippp
    @draculasdrippp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    White twinks and witchcraft is the name of Zane’s memoir

    • @ZANESJOINT
      @ZANESJOINT  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      black ***
      ☠️

    • @draculasdrippp
      @draculasdrippp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ZANESJOINT cmon a boy can dream can’t he

  • @asiaday9150
    @asiaday9150 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Kyle Schmid also plays a vampire named Henry in a supernatural show called Being Human. Highly recommend; it’s camp.

    • @adey126
      @adey126 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Blood Ties not Being Human.

    • @TomMorrison-cc6xw
      @TomMorrison-cc6xw 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@adey126yeah. Being Human was a GREAT SHOW!

    • @anonnyanonymous4800
      @anonnyanonymous4800 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @adey126 wrong. He was also in Being Human. Look it up.
      He was a recurring character: “Kyle Schmid as Henry Durham, a vampire created by Aidan during World War I who reappears in present day helping orphan vampires, 80 years after Suren's incident.”

  • @jasongarcia1886
    @jasongarcia1886 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I actually really like the beginning scene with the chase with the cops

  • @NinaGothMambaNegra
    @NinaGothMambaNegra 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    omg that intro and the jazz, like supreme, yes, amazing!!!!

  • @halfatrex4555
    @halfatrex4555 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm glad someone made a more eloquent version of my entire Thing with this movie. Because I love this movie so deeply for what it absolutely could have been now that I've rewatched it as an adult who understands storytelling and like good writing.
    Also they had an out on how Goody Pope got screwed over that they could have used easily with Chase being an asshole! It's right there!

  • @rwccjr
    @rwccjr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Harry Potter line was perfect 👌🏾

  • @mildlydazed9608
    @mildlydazed9608 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was one of my fav movies when it came out 😂 can't believe you didn't mention Steven Strait being in The Expanse!

  • @csagmunir
    @csagmunir 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nothing but truths spoken! Great video, very fun and made me giggle from the get go with your first line.

    • @ZANESJOINT
      @ZANESJOINT  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thanks !

  • @Partinaire
    @Partinaire 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way you review movies feels like how my friends and I discussed movies to each other after joint in high school back in the late 90s lol 😂 Instant subscribe

  • @blowpop3796
    @blowpop3796 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your video style is so refreshing. i love your videos, keep em coming!❤

  • @DylanTheDuck18
    @DylanTheDuck18 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Me and my sister were completely obsessed with this movie growing up. I still love it in that sense. It’s definitely imperfect, and pretty garbage, but I still love it lmao. I do stand by the fact that its soundtrack slaps though, no changing my mind.

  • @TravelwithAustin
    @TravelwithAustin หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Needed more locker room scenes

  • @diana_le5210
    @diana_le5210 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was OBSESSED with this movie, and it had so much potential for a great story line but it was the reason that drove me to read fan fiction as a way to get more from a story. I stand on my opinion though that this deserved a sequel for the hot men alone. lol

  • @KipToothPicc
    @KipToothPicc หลายเดือนก่อน

    Noooo why am i just now finding this vid randomly, this is hilarious and unlocked a locked away memory of this film LMAO

  • @rondeeshalee8927
    @rondeeshalee8927 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lmaooooo okay you know how NPC characters speak in video games? That's this entire script 😂😂😂 especially my boy Sebastian during the barn scene 😂😂😂😂

  • @hanonondricek411
    @hanonondricek411 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    (With all due respect:) Name one great film rated PG-13: Lord of the Rings. Titanic. Knives Out. Mean Girls. Jurassic Park. Death Becomes Her. The Notebook. The Sixth Sense. School of Rock. The Fifth Element. Independence Day. Legally Blonde. The Help. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Inception...

  • @darkur13
    @darkur13 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A phenomenal PG-13 movie is “Everything, Everywhere, All At Once”. A great script, superbly directed, amazing actors! The golden PG-13 movies are out there…

  • @nathantyson1372
    @nathantyson1372 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If someone says that they do not believe in witchcraft, ask them for a lock of their hair.

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    First opening line had me subscribed. You’re the real witch.

  • @SayYoJ
    @SayYoJ หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I actually liked this movie. I never got lost. I saw exactly where it was going and I enjoyed the ride. I’ve watched it several times. 😂😂😂 to each his own though lol

  • @davidmcdonald3396
    @davidmcdonald3396 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    lol that title. this finna be good

  • @ZaeArea
    @ZaeArea 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    14:13 Made no sense but this was sooo cool to me when I first saw it 😭😭

  • @NatalieLeeNorment
    @NatalieLeeNorment หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Covenant was something I couldn't fully get into even if I did watch it for the first time in 2006. It's a movie that wasn't meant for me, especially when I remember watching some horror movies called Brotherhood that told stories about four guys and witchcraft. I recommend watching the Brotherhood movies.

  • @cyberluvcris
    @cyberluvcris หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The title took me out😭😭😭

  • @whytower
    @whytower หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact that they added the steam in as cgi to the shower scene was criminal to me back then.

  • @mummeii
    @mummeii 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Now tell me why I was just thinking of rewatching this. Ur too real I fear . Too real

  • @msroguegoddess1866
    @msroguegoddess1866 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is one of my Guilty pleasure film lol 🤣🙌🏽 Yes, it's campy, but I thought it was fun at the same time. Just to look back on lol.

  • @Butterflier00
    @Butterflier00 หลายเดือนก่อน

    as a former swimmer...they should have gotten a body double for Taylor Kitch's character...that butterfly would not be passing...

    • @ZANESJOINT
      @ZANESJOINT  หลายเดือนก่อน

      i’m taking your word for it, cause my ass do NOT swim