Robert Mueller Pities The Fool
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 มี.ค. 2018
- Some believe the special counsel's 'A team' has concerns about Trump's inability to assemble 'a team' to defend him.
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That mechanical bulldance dance... wow!! Just too good Stephen!! Im crying with laughter!
He's such a muppet! 😂
"He's such a Muppet!" is one of those comments which I first look upon as a compliment and then wonder if that is how the comment was meant...
geekdivaherself lol..... I love Stephen. Def a compliment.
A new dance craze hitting the US! The Mechie!!
Conflict of interest? Sounds more like, "ummm....this looks like you're guilty and we ain't touchin it with a 30 foot pole."
tehleoness more like , you’re guilty, and there’s no fucking way we can get you out of the bottomless pit you dug yourself into through sheer stupidity.
*"Conflict of interest:"* The firm is interested in staying out of the conflict.
*"Business conflict:"* The firm wants to stay in business. Accepting you as a client conflicts with that goal.
Lol This is too accurate and funny
"Conflict of interest" you sir have Entirely too many Conflicts for is to be interested
"Business conflict" sir, OUR business model requires that we get paid. Which clearly conflicts with Your business model (unless you happen to BE a model)
YES, exactly
Colbert you're a treasure. Thanks for keeping us laughing on the daily!
You Americans need to get your politics sorted out. It is affecting the rest of the world.
Love from Canada
TheHua89 We can’t do that until the midterms later this year or if the blue wave in Congress doesn’t materialize, 2020. Give us a break...the lady won the popular vote...we tried.
TheHua89 it’s no better here in Canada
TheHua89 we didn't elect TRUMP Russians have INVADED us
invade - Brianna is with you Canada . im sure we can get Mexico to to help in the south too .
The 'blue wave' 😂part of the problem with American politics is that the political parties have long ignored the interests of the citizens they're supposed to serve; continuing to play ping-pong between these two parties isn't going to impart meaningful change for the American electorate.
"Bulletproof, Slow and Full of Wine" - sounds like the sequel to "Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot!", where a drunk Stallone is just leaving his mother's funeral. It's a slightly darker comedy this time around.
I think there are self-confessed serial killers who had better luck finding lawyers to defend them than Spanky Drumpf does 😂😂
For a guy who likes to brag about how he hires the best people. He's struggling to find a good defense team.
Not to mention the "best" people he keeps finding are the worst qualified for the job at hand.
Smileyrie James - Nah, I'm sure Trump has pre-fired people who haven't even applied for a job with him yet. He's proactive like that.
I just love how Colbert ambles off camera. It always cracks me up!!!
I fully expect Trump to fire all of his lawyers soon, and decide to represent himself. Because.. of course he will. Of course he will.
Stephen is killing it.
alexdapostman 1. There is no acceptable right. All egoists, nationalists and fascists. 2. If liberals could be extreme, things wouldn't be the way they are. Rather it isn't schadenfreude but maybe a step in the right direction. Not even, but a step back from the wrong direction.
~ 1:26 after he says "Now, this next part's weird" the crowds laughs like "wait I thought that was the weird part..." Yeah, no. Never close that door. Have you learned NOTHING?
I want whatever it is that Stephen puts in his hair! Robert Mueller Bull Riding away from the Courtroom has Zero effect on that magnificent Coif!
The "Mime Rodeo's" loss is our fortunate gain, Stephen!
Damn I love Stephen
The only way Trump can get lawyers to represent him is to recruit a group of supervillains on death row to create a Sue-icide Squad.
KingOfMadCows haaaaaaa
KingOfMadCows lol
Matt Murdock can't do it, he's got conflicts, including his agreements with Marvel and Netflix.
He already has. Conway = Harley Quinn. Jeff Sessions = ? Death Stroke = Ben Carson, Katana = Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Eric = Eric.
Good Grief, funny as hell!!!!!! lol
If Mueller is concerned about Trump's legal representation, then could it mean he has a serious case against Trump and is concerned for Trump's rights as well as the success of the case?
Who would have thought that it would be hard for somebody who obviously guilty to find a lawyer. Maybe it's because they don't want to jump on a sinking ship.
Jeff Lock you mean climb out of the sunken ship.
I don't think the fact he may be guilty has anything to do with it actually. Trump is just toxic... period. It isn't even how much he lies, it is that he keeps changing his lies also. He is bad for business, because i doubt many of his supporters are ever going to be able to afford using a high priced law firm. He won't listen or take direction because he already knows everything, and is used to being able to buy or sue his way out of trouble. Seriously, would you ever work for a guy that won't take responsibility for anything?
Because he doesn't pay his bills, or nobody will accept $130000 because it ain't enough money?
Stephens mime bits are awesome!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Lemonie Lala - Mime rodeo FTW!
Lemonie Lala - yeah. I love it when he scuttles past the camera like Daffy Duck. Cracks me up every single time. 😂😄
Lemonie Lala b(
"More people will agree to become a lawyer for Putin than a lawyer for Trump."
"But then, only one of them will kill you."
"Trump?"
"No, I mean intentionally and not while trying to figure out how the paper cutter works."
Abhijato Sensar
Thank you for that 😂
He doesn't pay.... why would anyone want to work with him.
If Colbert mime-riding a mechanical bronco is not a GIF by tomorrow, we have collectively failed in our duties.
Colbert got is cardio done in this segment...
Duck it! I watched this clip for about ten times already. HAHAHAHAHAH! That mechanical bullride mime rodeo is hilarious AF!
His timing in the legal argument bit is flawless.
Mr. Colbert... you are a comedic 🇺🇸
patriot god. 😩😂
Thank you for keeping us laughing not crying.
Robert Mueller & Robert Mueller in "Shut Up! v. No, YOU Shut Up!"
Suddenly, I can picture Trump's day in court.
_"Badgering the witness!"_
The justice shrugs. "It's _his_ witness."
lazyperfectionist1 liar liar quote
That bull dance is going to be a meme.
Stephen must be really fun at parties
Mueller: "I pity the fool who messes with me!" 😎
These Lawyers are saying " Can't Touch That ."
Lmao the mechanical bull rides did it for me!
So Robert Mueller would be a...
* insert split screen here *
Formidable Opponent.
Stephens mechanical bull riding could easily be a new dance.
"He don't pay and he don't listen."
A not-so-secret train that is bulletproof but ridicoulusly slow and easy to predict... doesn't seem like a good idea for some reason..
The horse ride was hilariously af! :D
Riding a mechanical bull made of cheese graters.....I haven't laughed this damn hard in a loooong time 😂😂😂
This was one of the best bits iVe ever seen from colbert. Hilarious
R,ight, that is the best way to start my work day. Wiping tears from laughing so hard.
Stephen Colbert is one funny funny guy. Love the bull ride
Devin Nunes has a degree in agriculture surely he can defend Trump with his mastery of bullshit.
great mechanical bull impression!
loved the mechanical bull. lol
Ok I am laughing my head off 😂😂😂😂
I secretly wanna try that bull rider move... but pretty sure I’ll hurt myself or others.😖
tinaloveseddie Eddie would probably like it.
that was freakin awesome!
when Stephen doing the spanky 👋🏻 i died 😂😂😂
Television: In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team.
President Spanky: Hmm!
Hannibal Smith: I'm sorry President Trump, umm, conflicts. Yeah, you know how it is?
TheReal008Zulu - Mr T: "Ah pity the fool who represents that asshat! Ah do! Ah pity the fool...!"
Tom Buchanan!? Is this The Great Gatsby?
You know whats really strange? When you're at a different tab and than return at 1.02..
Had to rewind a few times. Too funny.
Someone make a gif of that mime bull ride. Please. And provide a link to it. Please
Yes please.
The Whisperer of Death I was just thinking that!
Conflict of interest: It’s not in my interest to represent the world’s biggest trash fire, so I can’t take your case.
Seriously, though, in the legal profession it’s prohibited to have a client if you have ever represented anyone who faced or faces or will face that client in any lawsuit or other legal proceeding. Since in Trump’s case, that latter category (people he’s sued and people who have sued him) has a membership approaching half the people on earth, it’s easy to see why he’d have trouble finding an attorney who has no conflict of interest.
This "Mime Rodeo" just changed my life. My non sequitur references may never be the same HAHAHAHAA!
great moves steve! thanks.
OMG , I flipping love Stephen.
You are just THE BEST Stephen ❤️
The mechanical bull was hilarious!
“I was in a mime rodeo for a while” 😂😂
Lol now I want to see 12 angry man with Muller playing all the parts
Mechanical Bull riding cracked me up.🤣
I would watch the hell outta that Stallone flick.
Tom Buchanan? Like Great Gatsby Tom Buchanan?
1:01 I need a gif of that internet
Actually, Di Geneva reminds me more of Danny Devito from Matilda! 😂😂
If comedy doesn't work out, Stephen can always make it on Broadway!
squat in a bowl of gin.... not a phrase I expected to ever hear lol
Trump needs Stormy's lawyer!
The rodeo dance!!!!loooooooool
Lawyers: well shyt, we might not get aid. Forget fame! lol
Tom Buchanan... so they had to find someone from the "Great Gatsby"
Wait, Tom Buchanan? The guy from The Great Gatsby?
What a fabulous year 2018 is for the Stephen Colbert Show! Love the new theme song! SO Catchy. Jon doesn't interrupt anymore and is more insync with Colbert. Definitely watch all the way through now ! Awesome show people.
This is Colbert shown at his best: UNEDITED!
we need to see more of that bull riding, that was AWESOME
The mechanical bull reminds me a little of Roy Moore turning up to vote on his horse (without the child molesting of course)
I love the piano sound effects lol
cheese grater, squatting joke sounds like a Billy Crystal bit on SNL, "ohh I hate when that happens"
I love when Stephen goes full muppet!
So you're trying to tell me that diGenova didn't know about his conflicts BEFORE he went to the White House? hahahahahahahaha He learned what Trump knows about what Mueller knows and said "bye bye".
Stephen, watching you ride that air bull was hilarious.
#presidentspanky
#notmyspanky
Demand the repeal of the second amendment. Make America safe and prosperous for all
President Spanky McPeePeeTape
@Vee K.
You forgot to add "more" before prosperous and also "criminals" after all...
Full name and rank Private Spanky von Bonespur
Best mime yet!! 😂😂😂👍
The conflict of interest will be 'requiring to be paid up front'
lol that rodeo dance tho omg im in tears ty stephen
Monologue Order:
1. Trump Has A New Nickname In Washington
2. Robert Mueller Pities The Fool
boonlincoln. You're not the hero we asked for, but you're the hero we need. Thx man
Spanky hahahahahahahahahaha too good!!!
People like you restore my faith in humanity!
boonlincoln you are a hero!
The Punisher Better cover up, your IQ is showing
"Bulletproof, slow, and full of wine." lmfao
Brilliant!
Not even lawyers from trump university will take on trump
I'm sorry Mr. President, I can't join your legal team because my soul already belongs to Satan, and you know how he is....So Jealous!
Is that "Mime-Rodeo" clip a salacious meme yet?
IMPEACH SPANKY !!!
0:33 Tom Buchanan like the guy from the Great Gatsby? That's the first thing I thought of lol.
1:00 SOME ONE MAKE A GIF OF THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!
I need Stephen riding a mechanical bull as a gif pronto!!!!
Citing Conflicts of Interest.... umm. yeah.. they want their reputation to stay intact so they can remain lawyers.. :)
Tom Buchanan. Wasn't that the guy from Great Gatsby?
2:00 Lmffffaaaoooo😂😂😂😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Well, all of the attorney's who don't have something else to do can't resist the fame of defending Chump. Maybe the rights Mueller should speak to Spanky about would be his right to remain silent.
Go Mueller! Get Spanky!