11:30 That actually made me jump. I've seen all these Job/Vacation Simulator videos many times but I was just listening to it as background noise. Then I zoned out and 11:30. And here we are. Thanks for reading this you random person :)
Wait, isn't the bot who wants his car decked out for his wedding the same bot who asked you to hide the ring in the sandwich during the gormet chef job? Because if so that's a really nice touch
After 4 years I just realized would the sugar get rid of the lemony gas from the tail-pipe? If they added that into the game then it would still be an insane game ever now
Last day of work, find out your boss isn’t paying you as he runs out the door. Sounds about right. 😂 I freaking love this game. And I’d love to see more of the daytime careers as well as the overtime. There’s so much to see and do in each, and I love it. Can’t wait to see more. 😊
Boxcarwillie S160 he'll play more but he has to finish the auto mechanic job first but if you die because of cap not playing a game....I guess he's....god.
1:00 Emotional Range of a.... My brain: Don't say it My brain: Don't say it My brain: Don't say it ...of a chicken nugget Me: ...Of A Teaspoon. Brain: Am I a joke to you? Potterheads will know what I am referring to! 😂😂
You never fail to make me smile when I watch your videos! I love your Job Simulator series because you make it even better. Thank you for always making me laugh and keep uploading amazing and funny videos :)
If you want to screw aeound then take out everything from the car,and the engine.my question is what happens if you take off the tires and put no tiers
Imagine the lemon guy that drove in to the shop with the lemon car This is way you probably soon see realizes 'no my lemons I gust ill fix it up later'
People who don't have an interest in cars say that people who make their cars loud just want attention. NO! The ones who want attention are the ones who want a horn stuck up the tailpipe.
@@volutedsauce6404 bruh i was just thanking everyone for liking my comment i really dont care if i get likes but when i do i want to be kind and thank people you dont have to be salty.
@Volutedsauce says the person who has 20 subs :ooo I have 20 subs I can control everyone who have a few like oooo At least he is happy he has likes respect him b*tch
Thank you CaptainSauce I did not really want to watch any youtube but your vids just make me laugh so hard. When I saw the burritos, I could not stop laughing for 5 minutes. Best youtuber 15/10
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
CS: The emotional range of a, chicken nugget.. Me: ...... Sounds like me! Seriously I had to go through empathy training as a kid. Because i had trouble expressing emotion of any kind. I would just sit there...
a potato flew around my room before you came excuse the mess it made it usually doesn't rain in southern California much like Arizona my eyes don't shed tears but boy they bawl I've been thinking about you
a potato flew around my room before you came excuse the mess it made it usually doesn't rain in southern California much like Arizona my eyes don't shed tears but boy they bawl I've been thinking about you
11:30 That actually made me jump.
I've seen all these Job/Vacation Simulator videos many times but I was just listening to it as background noise. Then I zoned out and 11:30. And here we are.
Thanks for reading this you random person :)
Your welcome
@@funkysaness337
I love how he just drunk the headlight fluid while he was throwing up
Did you take this picture from Brent tv
Yes he did
@@Wolf_Funthe dementia is kicking in
Wait, isn't the bot who wants his car decked out for his wedding the same bot who asked you to hide the ring in the sandwich during the gormet chef job? Because if so that's a really nice touch
Wow-
Legit just had that realization. It definitely is
and if youve played borderlands hes also the voice actor for shade
I just realized how dose the bots drive with out hands or legs?
@@QuackerToast Bluetooth steering
Don't let his look on his face fool you, he has the emotion range of a... chicken nugget
CaptainSause,2018
FUNNI hahaha I'm cringing to death
Yeah, I will remember you song btw
We chicken nuggets have a lot of emotion!
Nugget is now booking it to his house
@@SPCH-700xxAGRREEDDDD
Like they always say, “When life gives you lemons, you make a car.”
Haha
Lol
Nobody says that, but I do
Lol
or just give up.
After 4 years I just realized would the sugar get rid of the lemony gas from the tail-pipe? If they added that into the game then it would still be an insane game ever now
Wow people still comment this year
@@bryantheskillo ikr
@@bryantheskillo even in 2023
yes, so does any other fluid, although sugar isnt good for engines lol
@@karderanderson yeah lol
hey sauce I found a "fun little glitch" in job simulator. so get a winner lottery ticket and hold 2 quarters to it. its very interesting
Oh boy... I gotta try this.
nikki what happened? ( when you did it )
"Hes got the emotional gain of.. Chicken nugget" funny quote 2018
Lol
That should be a book of funny quotes and that should be the first one
I’m sorry!? But we have emotional problems as us chicken nuggets because we have been endangered at KFC
@@Linnea-628 true true
I gotta say the Lemon level was my favorite...
Playing it as well was fun took all the lemons for my self.
Based
Just some random Minecraft floating gravel
Eh it’s left a sour taste in my mouth…
Don’t worry I hate myself too
Bot drives in with a lemon car painted yellow, paints the wedding car yellow.
1:01 The emotional Range Of a Chicken Nugget
Lol
"I feel like I should be wearing a mask" Cap predicted 2020-2030
You know it'll last forever.
@@TheConfusedP3nc1l No just till people realize we can genetically engineer ourselves to be immune to all this shit
I would think 2024
quit reminding me i've spent the past 2 years of my life indoors watching people come up with bullshit genders.
Cute how you think this shit will end in 2030
Last day of work, find out your boss isn’t paying you as he runs out the door. Sounds about right. 😂 I freaking love this game. And I’d love to see more of the daytime careers as well as the overtime. There’s so much to see and do in each, and I love it. Can’t wait to see more. 😊
The emotional range of a... chicken nugget.
Cocoa Queen lol
Best line of the episode
Aquatic Sparrow and TH-cam
Lily Shuhy here hi
Lily Shuhy
Wow
“They both kinda taste like vomit. But different vomit.”
*oK tHEn*
Tmi(too much information)
Jue
Duhb
Guvvh
Jb
Captain Sauce: I fell like I should be wearing a mask
Me in 2020: 😷😷😷😷
No
Feel you mean and it’s 2021
Masks are lying think of a fart going though jeans 😐😑
You: "I feel like I should be wearing a mask!"
Me: (Looks at the VR helmet) "You basically are."
True
Brainstormer623 2020
@@damemethieff was gonna reply this
Captainsauce is a dummy
@@scottmoore566 wrong
We need more infinite overtime!
Boxcarwillie S160 he'll play more but he has to finish the auto mechanic job first but if you die because of cap not playing a game....I guess he's....god.
calie cat I don't want to be that guy but that does not make alot of sense
Memes 4 life it's a joke. If cap can control if a person lives or dies based on wether he releases a certain video or not then he's kinda playing God
calie cat I'll explain what I mean There are some Grammar errors which that makes it sound weird
Memes 4 life yea i just looked it over those aren't grammer errors those are just my phone being stupid
You made Job Bot come alive.
watchingponies yes he did. before is was boring now he mad it fun and funny
Wait how????
Y cybivhiggge vodka bell Dr be Riga Bella b
Cap’s Mechanic
*We wash your car with quality Vomit*
Kai _73 lol ikr
Kai _73 ya
Lol
LOL
Kai_73 ha ha yas
1:00 Emotional Range of a....
My brain: Don't say it
My brain: Don't say it
My brain: Don't say it
...of a chicken nugget
Me: ...Of A Teaspoon.
Brain: Am I a joke to you?
Potterheads will know what I am referring to! 😂😂
Frostwing I thought u said pot head lol
Lol for Ron it’s trueeeee thoooo
I just noticed each robot looks deep in your soul
5:07 EXACTLY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
WHY DO I DIE OF LAUGHTER ON THIS CHANNEL?
You threw the donut at the "eject" button when you were taking them off the rack.
When
At 8:22
RealNarwhal I
RealNarwhal n
Eject? That’s kinda..
Different vehicles we could have heads and.... what the hell just got me non stop Loughing
"He just has the emotional range of a chicken nugget"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
He has the emotional mind of a chikin nuget. Captin sace 2019
Nugs
Ok
Meme of the year
When life gives you lemons make a car
Fancy Rayquaza nice one
Fancy Rayquaza to win agents of shield is a find it or not the moose then run back in a Panasonic and the best thing is that you are 6
When life gives u lemons say there yellow oranges and sell them for double price
Exactly
Fancy Rayquaza 😅😅😅😅😅😅
You never fail to make me smile when I watch your videos! I love your Job Simulator series because you make it even better. Thank you for always making me laugh and keep uploading amazing and funny videos :)
Thanks for the kind words :)
@@CaptainSauce hey captain sauce if you look in any car on the right side there's a compartment with a secret inside
@@Spifferr You Are Crazy Because He Already Found That And That Comment Was 3 Years Ago
@@hypothermia3237 Listen, Some people are....not as good with dates as us, s'ok tho, that person'll figure it out.
@@gachacherriemasu-quie3183 There Are So Many Other Things To Point Out That This Video And it's Comments Were 3 Years Ago
5:00 one thing he didn't realize was that he inherited the car from his dad, he's dead so he would never pay
His uncle died
“i feel like i should be wearing a mask” 😂
Hi
@@robertguzek4797 hello
2020 in a nut shell
@Myles Acheson same
Lol
D-bag bot: I’m all about the cosmetics human
Me: RICER!
Am I the only one that wonders how robots can drive with no legs?
It's either that they have a peddle next the steering wheel or they have invisible legs
Put gas on the peddle
ILLUMANATI STAY RIGHT WHERE U ARE
They are robots.....they can probably control the car with their system
Nope
when life gives you lemons, you fix a car.
If you want to screw aeound then take out everything from the car,and the engine.my question is what happens if you take off the tires and put no tiers
They ride on out on normal wheels without tires.
"He has the emotional range as a chicken nugget" got me laughing so hard
Hey Cap, Conan Exiles just had it's full release this morning! I loved your old vids on it and think it would be worth playing again on the channel!
If life give you lemons you give lemos to other costermers
Nice English you got there
Ho a felw erngrish speker
Whats a lemo
Is a lemo a bootleg limo?
Nice shirt
Jacqueline Pereira my best friend has the same shirt
nice*
MCCM that’s what Jacqueline said
Yes
Thanks. But I'm naked
Pink Lemonade! That's what he called the car...
Kathryn Peterson d
(Sprays paint from ceiling) “id better wear a mask”
Oh sauce I wish you knew what was coming with the world. 😂
Imagine the lemon guy that drove in to the shop with the lemon car This is way you probably soon see realizes 'no my lemons I gust ill fix it up later'
You good
Conspiracy theory: job bot is the infinite overtime bot, but blue from all the coffe!
Coooooooool
(X files theme plays)
Doesn’t make to much sense
When I which one of your vids I can’t stop I think your funny!
D I F F E R E N T V O M I T
Get paint in your eyes you have free colored contacts
You guys have the emotional range of a chicken nugget
I like your profile.
Its the best sans of all time!!!!!!
@@aidedekris the profile is fresh!Sans or underfresh sans
Oh man, everyone demanding their wish game to be played. Chill out guys, the captain only has limited time you know? (Also play kingdoms and castles)
Imagine what infinite overtime with the store clerk 😂😂😂 I can't wait
ITS FUUN
People who don't have an interest in cars say that people who make their cars loud just want attention. NO! The ones who want attention are the ones who want a horn stuck up the tailpipe.
Why am I watching this when I can just play it myself on my headset
I don't know cAn YoU
@@oldsport8838 teachers be like
“Job bot has the emotional range of a chicken nugget” Fml, fml so hard!😓😓
there are other additional modes, like bigger or low gravity
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When life gives you lemons
XXangel_ wolfXX CAVE Johnson ILL BURN YOUR HOUSE WITH LEMONS
Yes burn your house with lemons
1:53 TH-cam frowns about that hahaha
"i feel like i should be wearing a mask"
*hits different in 2020*
wow thanks for 6 likes
Seven
Including mine
Correction 8
Stop just stop with the EdIT: ThAnKS FOR thE LikeS nobody cares
@@volutedsauce6404 bruh i was just thanking everyone for liking my comment i really dont care if i get likes but when i do i want to be kind and thank people you dont have to be salty.
@Volutedsauce says the person who has 20 subs :ooo I have 20 subs I can control everyone who have a few like oooo
At least he is happy he has likes respect him b*tch
Ur really making my day because my moms in the hospital 🏥 and I haven’t seen her but I will tonight and I’m just sobbing 😭
when my youtube chanbel is short for life gives you lemons and then I see this:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Lemons I get in 2020:
‘Smells like Las Vegas, bananas and trees’
Odd combination....🤣
do more of this I love your vids and keep looking at your subs they are going up at won point just keep looking
you know, when the world gives you lemons, you need to make one of those shiny things to put on the hood.
You can see Captain becoming socialist at 16:52
Lol
10:18 If life gives you lemons made a car out of it.
I feel like I should be wearing a.mask.
YOU SHOULD BE
*Cap makes The Human drink headlight fluid*
The Human: "BWAAAAAAGHHHH"
Cap:".....Okay, okay....."
*Makes The Human drink more*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My car is yellowish-reddish
OH MY GOD MY CAR IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
“I feel like I should be wearing a mask” -the 2020 motto
God
Twenty nay sucked now 2021
@@rusty4858 ITS 2021 IN A FEW HOURS WOOOOOO
It’s COVID
Pineapple, green apple, raspberry, and grape all with huge hints of BARF
Love your vids you should keep making job simulator videos and love them so much
3:52 not so smiley smiley trash-bag
To anyone who gets this reference you get a gold star
When you called him a piece of trash, that was recycling which means he can be put through the system and changed to something new, and better
All headlight fluid flavors
Pink: raspberry energy drink
Green: pear ice cream
Yellow: lemon donut
Purple/blue: blueberry McFlurry
I’m watching this on 2019 and I love it!🤣
God it's crazy to see how much people change in 5 years
Hi you are so 😎
kid emperor is fnaf
Since when do people actually use emojis to substitute words?
45454+546287=????
if you read reversed it says cool, so are you high?
Specimen 11 seriously mind your business
Final day on the job. Last customer. The boss runs out the front door with all the money.
I want dem lemons I want them lemons
LEMONS I WANT SOME Plz
Have you seen my lemons? I want my lemons......
Yes a asdf movie refrence.
When life gives you lemons make a hat out of it 9:18
Yeah plz go back and do them again and things it’s so fun you should also it’s so great watching you do them you should try out all the other add ons
WAIT WHEN YOU EAT FLOOR DONUTS WITH THE FLAVOR ON YOUR TONGUE IT FLIPS AND WHEN EVER YOU HAVE THE BREAD ON YOUR TONGUE IT FLIPS!!!
Dang it! Captain, that was the perfect time to say:
“Job Bot has the emotional range of a Teaspoon!”
Potterheads! ASSEMBLE! (If there are any 😅)
Emotional range of a tea spoon
I greet thee!
He admitted he never watched Harry Potter
Thank you CaptainSauce I did not really want to watch any youtube but your vids just make me laugh so hard. When I saw the burritos, I could not stop laughing for 5 minutes. Best youtuber 15/10
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Someone Random what?
@@theaverageredneck8426 Cave Johnson
Someone Random oh god
Scout Jacksepticeye portal2
@@damemethieff ?
Me eating a doughnut while he eats floor doughnuts:)
When life gives u lemons make a car!
Yup just exactly
Wasnt there a comment like this? From 2 years ago? Did you steal? Or did you just not scroll down and see it
Idk honestly
I can know know this guy is now a kid
Actually a chicken nugget has a huge emotional range thank you very much
Can comfirm im a chicken nugget
@@franciscolantigua577 same
You are the best
CaptainSauce
Amazingness: ∞ hilariousness: ∞
The TRUE god of hating job bot.
Lemon Lemon Lemon Lemon Lemon Lemon Lemon
Mysterious_Gamer lemon lemon
L E M O N T I M E
homer-GIVE ME THE DONUTS YODA
He predicted the first meme of January 2019
Yay,my last day on the job! *drinks paint or headlight fluid whatever it was*
CS: The emotional range of a, chicken nugget..
Me: ...... Sounds like me!
Seriously I had to go through empathy training as a kid. Because i had trouble expressing emotion of any kind. I would just sit there...
me
You should do a livestream, doing all of the jobs and completing them all
“They both kinda taste like vomit... But different vomit”
-Captain sauce
“The emotional range of a chicken nugget” cap has the best insults Istg💀
At 2:42 he was a ricer
lol
7:40 A wise man once said "This is the back there too"
Noice 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
You whach Brooklyn 99?
a potato flew around my room before you came excuse the mess it made it usually doesn't rain in southern California much like Arizona my eyes don't shed tears but boy they bawl I've been thinking about you
a potato flew around my room before you came excuse the mess it made it usually doesn't rain in southern California much like Arizona my eyes don't shed tears but boy they bawl I've been thinking about you
Cap at 3:54 douche bots car inside was smoking up 😂😂😂
Do a doll hause mode and do more gorn
Marijana Urs he cant do gorn or TH-cam will have a shitfit
Marijana Urs yes gorn
Marijana Urs English speaking great day
Marijana Urs Is this German...
sherikrupp no
Captainsause : what the hell is this.
Me: wat the heck is with all of the lemons🤔🤔.