captan sauce: (drinks grapefruit flavored wine) some dude: thanks for the food! captan sauce:(throws grape juice) some dude:( ☉ ͜☉) captan sauce: NEXT 10:55 LEL
Captain Sauce: "do you know how hard it is to make sauce? trust me, im the captain of it" Boss Bot: "look at all these familier faces, *FAMILIER FACES*, **familiar faaaaces**"
I once actually got a $900 bill in Auto Mechanic, 'cause a customer only wanted a paint job. I was also stealing people's accessories and turning them into hood ornaments. And in Gourmet Chef, I was stealing them and blending them up then serving them to customers.
hey sauce, try to make the biggest hotdog in store clerk Biggest hotdog Method: supersize hotdog when frozen. cook the supersized frozen hotdog. Put it on a bun, supersize again DO this repeatedly: take the hotdog bun out of the supersupersized hotdog, put it back in. UNTIL YOU GET THE BIGGEST HOTDOG YOU CAN MAKE!
The Beavo Nation approves of this accurate simulation. If it is changed to accommodate beavos and other semi-aquatic mammals, it will be nominated beavo game of the year.
11:16 made me laugh so hard when you see his face it’s just I don’t know he thought it was a girl but sounded like a boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
@@vcreativeart16 yeah i know🙂😙🙂🤨😑😥😥😳😠🤧🤫🤪🤖☠😽☠🤖🤡🤡💀☻🤡🥴🤭🤒😷🤭👹🤠🤠🤭🥴😡😓🤑🙁🙃😖😔😗😍😉😍😆😋😗😋🤨😋🤨😋😋😎☺️😀🙂😀🙂😁😀😀😀😀😀😀🙂😉😍😍😉😘😗😅🤔😍🤨😍🤨😎☺️🤨☺️😊☺️😚😶😑😑😐😐☺️😶🤐😮😥😐☺️😑😮🤨😚🤨😙😚😋😋🤔😑🤔😣😑😣🤔🙂🤨😑😥😑😥😑😛😑😛😜😴😝😴😝😴😝😴😝😕😕😜😕🤐😖😖🤐😔🤐😔🤐😔🤐😝😴🤑😣🤑🤑😣🤑😣🤑😝😓😴🤤🤤😴🤤😖😯😯😖🤐😞😟😮😕😮😜😌😜😌😴😜😴😜😝😴🤑😣🤑😥😟🙃😜😖🤐😖😖🤐🤐😓😝😓😝😫😝🤤😒🤤🤤😒😪😒😪😪🙁🤐😖🤐😖🤐😖🤐😞😞🤐😜😞😜😔😓😜😜😓🙃😓🙃😓🤑😓🙃😖🙃🙃😞🤑🤪🤬🤒😠😷😠🥶😱😳😳😱🤪🤯😱🤯😦🤯😦🤯😾😼🙊😾😿😿🙊😿☻🤡☻🤡🤒🤧🤒🤧🤒🥶😠😳😱😳😑🤔☺️🤔☺️🤔🤢🤑😐🤑🤑😊🤔😑😑🤔😑😣☺️☺️😑😗😙😙😙😙😙😍😊😎😊😎😊😎😙😎😗😎☺️😗☺️☺️🤨😚😚🤨☺️🤨😍😍😗🙂😗🙂😗🙂😙😍🤨😎🤨😍😍😎🤨😎😮☺️🤨🙂😎😐😎😐😎😎😙😎😊☺️😐😋😐😚😐😙😑🤨😑😑😥☺️😐😮☺️😋😐😋🤨☺️😮😚😮😚🤐😙🤐😙🤐😙🤐😚🤐🤨🤐😑🤔😑🤔😑🤔☺️🤔☺️🤔☺️🤔☺️🤔☺️☺️🤨😐☺️🤨☺️☺️😙☺️☺️😙☺️😙☺️😙☺️😙☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🙂😑🤔😗😑😗☺️🤔🤨☺️☺️😥😑😥😑😥😑🤔😑🤔😑🤩😑🤔😑😣😑😣😑😑🤔😑🤔😑🤨😑😑🤨🤔😑😑🤔😑🤔😐😑😗😑😗☺️😗☺️😗😍🤔😍🤔😍😣😍😣😎😥😎😥😎🤨😚🤨🤔😚😚😚🤔😚🤔😚🤨🤨😚🤨😚😚🤨😚🤨🤨😚
19:16 Captain sauce:money, money money money money The bot: gives him the money Captain sauce: *throws ketchup at bot* Me: this is why I love you channel
I know you said back in 2016 that you wouldn't play expert mode on Turmoil, but maybe revive the series for one more round? It was always one of my favorite games 😍
Hello. I like these videos. They inspire me and they make me happy. I like your channel and I personally think that you deserve more subscribers. Ever since you beat people who are better, you finally became one of those better people. I would like to wish you good support and a good day. You have done good for me and people do good for you. You are truely a good person and I enjoy you. Even if anything happens, I will still continue to like your videos. Thank you. Sincerely, me and others.
"Ma'm, with all due respect... shut up, ok? I don't have a problem, he has a problem! ...i may have rung the bell so hard in a drunken stupor that it messed with the camera for a second, but I dont have a problem! Whadda you want?" I dont know why I love this so much
I’m terrible at thinking of ideas, but I hope you get good ones because I freaking love this series. It always makes me laugh, and today was no exception. 😄 Maybe you could do more timed challenges? That’s about all my brain can think of to do. Lol.
i just noticed this 10:46
captain sauce: uses actual cup for semi-legal dish soap
also sauce: uses paper cup for 10000$ wine
21:10 as he says "forget about sketchy things", you can see a sign on the right saying "sketchy"
I get so happy when you release new job simulator games. You try your hardest to get the most out of a game while still making me laugh with tears
Jake Drummond word’s of truth
No
Nerd
@@Hazy_Heart Yes
Nerd
Cereal moment
Mean
captan sauce: (drinks grapefruit flavored wine)
some dude: thanks for the food!
captan sauce:(throws grape juice)
some dude:( ☉ ͜☉)
captan sauce: NEXT
10:55 LEL
Joshua Razor captain*
...
Joshua Razor *LOL
uhh, it’s captain.
Captain Sauce: "do you know how hard it is to make sauce? trust me, im the captain of it"
Boss Bot: "look at all these familier faces, *FAMILIER FACES*, **familiar faaaaces**"
I once actually got a $900 bill in Auto Mechanic, 'cause a customer only wanted a paint job. I was also stealing people's accessories and turning them into hood ornaments. And in Gourmet Chef, I was stealing them and blending them up then serving them to customers.
There should be a Job Simulator where you’re a robot and literally everybody but you is a human. That would be a good game. 😂
True
Lol
Or a mode
@@thrillvr4483 definiteley a mode, not game
Because they would have to reprogram everything
hey sauce, try to make the biggest hotdog in store clerk
Biggest hotdog Method:
supersize hotdog when frozen.
cook the supersized frozen hotdog.
Put it on a bun, supersize again
DO this repeatedly:
take the hotdog bun out of the supersupersized hotdog, put it back in.
UNTIL YOU GET THE BIGGEST HOTDOG YOU CAN MAKE!
*THAT IS THE SMARTEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
;)
Rippedpig362 ...
JedaGT hi
Your dumb
"ill wet your circuits just you wait". Captain sauce 2018
Captainsauce when he gets a promotion: gimme, gimme gimme give me
Whenever he kept mentioning them wearing sunglasses at night I keep thinking of the song
?
There’s a song called Sunglasses at Night by Corey Hart
19:22 the best out of context ever
When he said “this is gonna be awful” when putting the disc in the boombox, a tiktok ad played
Well he did not lie
Michelle tickok has ADS!!! BOI
tik tok should not exist and it’s a mistake
GABRIELLE FOUST what do you mean he’s not joking
Hahahaha
Cap: their like the ducks of the sea
Seagulls: Am I a joke to you?
You could try recreating real meals in the restaurant career
Ok
Rachel Vaughn He did that!? Do you pay attention!?
I support that idea
Yes
@Rachel Vaughn bruh u can do everything
18:05 Your already in human hell, it's called a low paying job at a convenient store.
I love when you play job sim, did you know you can put slushy on the hotdog in the store cashier job? Maybe that would be fun
that sounds gross but cool at the same time i love it
When he said “This is gonna be awful” I got an ad about lawyers
Sans Skeleton he spoke the truth, maybe a little too well
Awful? Don’t you mean *LAWful*?
I’ll leave now
GoodGachaGamer37 why’d you leave? I’m sans I love terrible puns
Sans Skeleton u haven’t heard of the legend have u..LUIGI ON A CROSS
Ticci Toby I have, but have you heard the legend of... CARL WHEEZER ON A CROSS
The Beavo Nation approves of this accurate simulation. If it is changed to accommodate beavos and other semi-aquatic mammals, it will be nominated beavo game of the year.
Beavo With Cleavo idc
What? Do yo bean by beavo do you mean beaver
When I’m on TH-cam I’m like “ugh what to watch” *an idea pops into my head* “YES LETS WATCH CAPTINSAUCE
I love my toasted stake and grilled bread
👳👨😿👴👹💀😸😻💀👹😻👹👹💀😻👿👿👿😽👹😼
Steak*
Unles you really do like eating wooden stakes
Mmm that sounds [ACCEPTABLE]
11:16 made me laugh so hard when you see his face it’s just I don’t know he thought it was a girl but sounded like a boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
I dont think you used enough emojis
31 Emojis, I don't think you added enough
@@vcreativeart16 yeah i know🙂😙🙂🤨😑😥😥😳😠🤧🤫🤪🤖☠😽☠🤖🤡🤡💀☻🤡🥴🤭🤒😷🤭👹🤠🤠🤭🥴😡😓🤑🙁🙃😖😔😗😍😉😍😆😋😗😋🤨😋🤨😋😋😎☺️😀🙂😀🙂😁😀😀😀😀😀😀🙂😉😍😍😉😘😗😅🤔😍🤨😍🤨😎☺️🤨☺️😊☺️😚😶😑😑😐😐☺️😶🤐😮😥😐☺️😑😮🤨😚🤨😙😚😋😋🤔😑🤔😣😑😣🤔🙂🤨😑😥😑😥😑😛😑😛😜😴😝😴😝😴😝😴😝😕😕😜😕🤐😖😖🤐😔🤐😔🤐😔🤐😝😴🤑😣🤑🤑😣🤑😣🤑😝😓😴🤤🤤😴🤤😖😯😯😖🤐😞😟😮😕😮😜😌😜😌😴😜😴😜😝😴🤑😣🤑😥😟🙃😜😖🤐😖😖🤐🤐😓😝😓😝😫😝🤤😒🤤🤤😒😪😒😪😪🙁🤐😖🤐😖🤐😖🤐😞😞🤐😜😞😜😔😓😜😜😓🙃😓🙃😓🤑😓🙃😖🙃🙃😞🤑🤪🤬🤒😠😷😠🥶😱😳😳😱🤪🤯😱🤯😦🤯😦🤯😾😼🙊😾😿😿🙊😿☻🤡☻🤡🤒🤧🤒🤧🤒🥶😠😳😱😳😑🤔☺️🤔☺️🤔🤢🤑😐🤑🤑😊🤔😑😑🤔😑😣☺️☺️😑😗😙😙😙😙😙😍😊😎😊😎😊😎😙😎😗😎☺️😗☺️☺️🤨😚😚🤨☺️🤨😍😍😗🙂😗🙂😗🙂😙😍🤨😎🤨😍😍😎🤨😎😮☺️🤨🙂😎😐😎😐😎😎😙😎😊☺️😐😋😐😚😐😙😑🤨😑😑😥☺️😐😮☺️😋😐😋🤨☺️😮😚😮😚🤐😙🤐😙🤐😙🤐😚🤐🤨🤐😑🤔😑🤔😑🤔☺️🤔☺️🤔☺️🤔☺️🤔☺️☺️🤨😐☺️🤨☺️☺️😙☺️☺️😙☺️😙☺️😙☺️😙☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🙂😑🤔😗😑😗☺️🤔🤨☺️☺️😥😑😥😑😥😑🤔😑🤔😑🤩😑🤔😑😣😑😣😑😑🤔😑🤔😑🤨😑😑🤨🤔😑😑🤔😑🤔😐😑😗😑😗☺️😗☺️😗😍🤔😍🤔😍😣😍😣😎😥😎😥😎🤨😚🤨🤔😚😚😚🤔😚🤔😚🤨🤨😚🤨😚😚🤨😚🤨🤨😚
“I steal from little blind girls”
- Capt. Sauce
Lol
Best quote 2021-infinite
And there's a VERY hot place in hell for him
KEEP THE LIKES AT 69
when i saw this he said i steal from little blind girls 😂😂😂
10:49 this part was too funny XD
Tempbot:I always have a spare
Captainsauce:dame it all!
When he chugged a bottle of wine and said “what next” it killed me 😂
4:45 I had a dirty thought when Cap did that hand gesture 😂😂😂
Oh, he should have made a joke about that
ĘmOği :-\
That was kind of the point
Homstad I know you commented a year ago but that was the joke.
Yay! Another job simulator! Please make more! My kids and I love these.
The captain hates jobbot. But respects and worries about tempbot. He is literally thinking of giving tempbot an intervention.
Can you make a captain sauce plushy
KEVIN SAUCE TOO?
Ghost Recon Retards Call me Kevin is invading
Kalen Lin Aw that would be really cool
That would be cool captainsause plushy
Also Fluffles Plushy
Stealing a lottery ticket from a blind girl, you're definitely going to human hell 😂 and shoving a hotdog in someone's face.
I spend most of my time in Job simulator sitting on the ground crying taking shots of wine and crumpets and bacon
are you ok?
@@tentedcaribou2probs not
10:50-11:00 when you have a bad day at work and do overtime for more money
You: "wenn clearly need to have a intervention"
Me: "nah, this is better" 'pulls a .50 Barret up'
PUT THE SUPER GUN DOWN!
24:31 24:35 I like how he accidentally drinks the light thingy and put a garbage hood ornament makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yay more VR!
Em0 ցҽҽ yeah
Em0 ցҽҽ and how dare you like your own comment
Yeauwp
Wut
Every episode I see your coment
He feed captainsauce’s brothers to the man that wanted sauce on bread
Guy: whos captain sauce?
Me: oh you know, a guy who shoves hotdogs in girls mouths and steels from the blind 🤣😂
Job sim will never get old
We need to send tweek bot to a coffee AAA
Ok
Tweak*
CAA AAA is Alcoholics Anonymous
You mean CAA
LucidStuff tweek* he’s talking about tweek from southpark
I’m so ready to ring the
G O A W A Y B E L L
XD
9:31
One of my favorite all time VR series/games of yours. Great work, Cap! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
Cap:oh thats why shes wearing small sunglasses shes blind
Also him : whats with the sunglasses at night
Captain Sauce’s voice is strangely soothing
Don you guys know how much effort goes into making sauce i dont but this guy does he's the captain of it CaptainSauce
I GOT HERE AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE! I LOVE YOUR VIDS! ESPECIALLY THE VR
Oof yee same
Yeah same
I came as soon a i heard
10:59 😂😂 I am dyinggg!!! Bro I’ve watched this series so many times, but it just nvm gets old!!
10:48 This made me laugh so hard I started crying
Same!! Especially when he threw the bottle at him
“What next”
19:16
Captain sauce:money, money money money money
The bot: gives him the money
Captain sauce: *throws ketchup at bot*
Me: this is why I love you channel
Yes we have more job simulator!!!
3:38 what he said: “ Your desk reminds you of all you will ever want from me. Fill your desk with more stuff.
The if your desk reminds you of home you will never want to leave
Then ots fill your desk with more stuff
I love how much effort he puts in his videos
Are you the app?
I LOVE HIS SHIRT!!!! ITS SO COOL!!!!!
Toaster challenge:
Put EVERYTHING into the toaster before serving it even if is says to microwave, toast then microwave
8:36
Just add some butter to either both or one side then you get some good ol Texas toast
I love laughing my head off *(literally)* while watching these videos.
Do you need a ambulance
@@haydenadams4850 yes its been 3 years i am still missing my head
How are you alive
@@haydenadams4850 honestly I have no idea
Have you done any thing about it
I was watching it with captions and when he said "Hi me" It said "Jamie" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I Never New You Were Hands And A Floating VR Headset There
Temp bot’s voice is so funny and I love impersonating him.
I saw someone waching your videos on the train
that guy was me...
The Louro_078 YOU... YOU LITTLE... YOU SPELT WATCHING WRONG... IT IS WATCHING!!!!! NOT WACHING
ExtraGuest don’t get so mad it was probably a spelling error. What if when u spelled something wrong people yelled at u.
ExtraGuest oh my goodness you spelt watching wrong!!!
ExtraGuest no one cares
Hunter Williams R/wooooosh
Captin sauce:"i dont really want to bring out the toaster."
Also captin sauce:brings out the toaster to cook steak.
At 12:58 he predicted the gender cultural
captain sauce flerting with robots is the best thing i'll ever hear in my entire life
Random bot: *has a medically diagnosed soap consumption addiction*
Captainsauce: ‘Can you call the police?’
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
CaptainSauce: Ma’am I don’t have a problem.
Past him from like 5 seconds ago: ~chugs grape juice and spams bell obnoxiously~
19:00 what did she say? Chainsaw?
I know you said back in 2016 that you wouldn't play expert mode on Turmoil, but maybe revive the series for one more round? It was always one of my favorite games 😍
Hello. I like these videos. They inspire me and they make me happy. I like your channel and I personally think that you deserve more subscribers. Ever since you beat people who are better, you finally became one of those better people. I would like to wish you good support and a good day. You have done good for me and people do good for you. You are truely a good person and I enjoy you. Even if anything happens, I will still continue to like your videos. Thank you.
Sincerely, me and others.
“Scruffy has a gun there good” the fact that he isn’t even slightly concerned 💀
95- EXTRA THICC DIRECTOR OF EMPLOYEES
100- THE MOST THICC HUMAN DIRECTOR
"NO!NO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"-Michel From The Office,I Agree With Michel.
@@titaniumsheld1935 I don't remember ever watching this video and I've never seen this TH-camr
@@lizzys3372 Oh Sorry
Honestly, I thought captain sauce was gonna scream when jobbot asks him to blend his family
Toast some of that coffee
His face LMAO 🤣 11:13
Idk what number I am. BUT I LOVE YOU
Job bot:"You have the extra caffeine I always have an extra"
Sauce:"ReAlLy yoU'Ve HaD EnoUGh"
"im rushin' a bit" sounds like "im russian a bit"
ЅКВУТЕ И ЗАКОНОТ ЗА ЕЛЕКТРОНСКИ
@@star_43764 what
Good job! You have been promoted to "Jail" ! XD
am i da only one who liked before wathcing the vid?
(wow thx for all the likes ive never had this much)
Nope I did too
the mythic gamer no
No
Nope
nope
omg this was the best out of all the job simulator videos Great Job @Captianscause💖👍
I. Need. That. Shirt! 🐕
same lol
Same
"Ma'm, with all due respect... shut up, ok? I don't have a problem, he has a problem! ...i may have rung the bell so hard in a drunken stupor that it messed with the camera for a second, but I dont have a problem! Whadda you want?"
I dont know why I love this so much
16:54 did anyone realise it went in the bin aswell
Did you notice that the second bot he hit said "thank you human may I have another"
I love tweek bot if you take a cup away he’s like no give it back but actually he’s like I have a spare his voice is funny
You going to hell is the best joke I’ve heard of in a while, YOUR ALREADY THERE !!!!
You will have a bad time!
Right
Sans is he bad to the bone?
You could say he is a ROYAL PAIN.
Royal Pain simply yes
I’m terrible at thinking of ideas, but I hope you get good ones because I freaking love this series. It always makes me laugh, and today was no exception. 😄 Maybe you could do more timed challenges? That’s about all my brain can think of to do. Lol.
These are too funny! Always know how to wake me up and make me smile!
ts like my coffee
17:15 😂 and he’s always nagging about how they always steal his condiments, but then here just gives it away
Is anybody not gonna mention the awesome pizza sloth shirt.... Nope... Just me..?
Can we just appreciate how cool his shirt is
Not me looking in the comments for someone to say this
“Turn it down”? *I CAN BARELY HEAR IT*
I LOVE that color he’s been using to paint the cars😍
“Get in your ker”
Canadians have the best accent
"I steal from little blind girls." -captainsauce 2018
*laughs in level 5,000 of infinite overtime*
Captain Sauce, he makes toasted crumpets on the stove and warms up steak in the toaster....
Hes my idol for sure. Lmao
Great vid
You deserve more views and subs good job!!
7:43 Where's the roof...
3:29 “Does everyone who works at night lose their damn mind?”
"what's with the cuots"-Captainsauce
I don't think that's how you spell quotes