Datz bekauz you'z made the dakka angry you zog. I'z 'eard from da metal umie'z, dem tek priestz sayz you'z must treat the dakka with respek. You'z muzt luv da dakka loik you'z luv waaghh. Then' only da dakka usez it'z legs and stand stil'. It stand'z so still you'z not even got rekoil'. And no rekoil mean'z yous got more 'ands for anotha dakka.
Same techpriest is utterly befuddled by half the features engineered into the MG34 and sees it as a supreme artifact of the Omnissiah, rather than just a stubber that isnt designed for Ogryns rather than people.
"Had it backwards the whole time" honestly sounds like the most accurate thing a Mekboy would blunder on, just imagine how many times some Ork boyz would pull the trigger and the bullet comes out from the back.
@@ajh3461 I feel like there's an eternal struggle between mekboys' stupid ideas and the WAAAGH!!! field desperately trying to keep the machines running.
Let me get this straight. Putting flame decals on the bullet obviously makes said bullet go faster. The real question is does putting flame decals on the GUN make the bullets go faster too, or does it increase the gun’s rate of fire (by making the bolt go faster)? In other words: Does putting flame decals on the gun increase rate of fire or muzzle velocity? Edit: I guess it could do both…
Only out of Ork shootas do we see the entire cartridge being fired. Bullet, casing, all of it out a barrel with too narrow a bore until it becomes convenient.
@@gasmaskloner6180 Uhh.. PLANE AIMR' IZZIT!!, TIS FOR FLAKBOYZ SO DEYY KAN SHOOT AT PLANEZ!!. Read : +1 to hit when shooting at target with FLY keyword.
Subtitles, if anyone wanted them: Put da metal bit 'ere, toighten dis gubbin... _Eeeeuurrehhh,_ sure, why not? C'MERE YA GIT! Oop, 'ad it backwardz da whole time! hurhurhurhurhur... Make sure ya got speed 'oles in ya shooty toob! C'mon ya zoggin... git-! Grhhh-! Lil squig spit loobricayshun... Hrrrgh... (SUBALUWA) Hm! Oh Gork, I luv my job... No IDEA what dis does, but in she goes! Wiggly bitz to make da bulletz go fasta! Now da shooty bit, cuz why not? Don' worry boss, she'll be done by lunchtime! Heh! (Zoggin git...) Sum noice gun legz, don't let 'er walk away from ya! An' now... da *_dakka!_* Ha ha! Can _never_ 'ave too much! An' FINALLY-! Errm, duhhh... _eeerrrrrrr..._ Hm. OH, ZOG IT!
If dis is a mekboy, den dis is got to be da besh mekboy aiv eva sheen. Mosh meks I kno jus tak a metul teub, duck tap anotha smola teub, an' coll it a dayy. -My greenskin friend Firefoot Gutspilla
@@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx is this even economical to make, even a dug-up MG-34 costs a fair bit. Anyway, thankfully, this one is definitely a bog find, really deteriorated, if they could buy a working one, they wouldn't need the channel
@@ayebraine guess it all depends on your location and gun laws. In the US this gun would have to be rendered inoperavle since it wasn't registered under the NFA by 1986. So it would be a SOT/FFL gun which makes them not much more expensive then a regular gun. My guess is he bought a parts kit and made it look like a bog gun.....its what almost all these channels do. For example i saw one guy "restore" a desert eagle that looked just like this.
@@ayebraine this one is not at bog find... metal doesn't "rust" that way if covered in mud, it would be filled with foulness on the inside because bog mud just fills every available empty space (due to pressure and higher density than pure water). They ruined mg34 for likes. Any other gun found in just "water" from 30 and 40 would be rusted all the way though and it would be impossible to even dissemble it. Also, very telling about it being a fake restoration video, ammo box was empty xD
No such thing as an Emperor class battle barge. Battle barges are astartes fleet battleships, they come in 3 marks and have a utilitarian, shorter design Emperor classes are Imperial Navy battleships, mix carrier/gunboats with a longer, ornamented design
@@tau-5794 "No such thing as an Emperor class battle barge." _Hol' on a minute. Yooz is tellin' me humies don't give da beakiez, da best humies fer a good scrap, zoggin' yuge ships named afta da Emprah to go 'round in to get to da foight?! NO WUNDA DA EMPERUM IZ FALLIN' APART! YOUZ LOT IZ BEING PLAIN UNLOGICAL!_ - Ork Mekboy baffled at (to Orks) human absurdity.
I like how he has no idea where to put the aim sights as if the only weapons the Mek Boi has ever used in his life were exclusively melee or short-ranged
Y'know Ed, Edd & Eddy sound effects and MEKBOY TALK aside- what really cracks me up is the fact that this is technically a backwards restoration video and by the end of it you're bound to get tetanus by touching anywhere across the thing's surface. True craftsmanship
in the book Brutal Kunnin its explained that some Orks understand the concept of aiming, they just choose not to in favor of "Letting Gork and Mork decide where the bullets go"
It's funny because the mycelial network does most of the 'heavy lifting' granting instant, instinctual knowledge on how to turn ANYTHING metal into a lethal weapon.
The Imperium: has continental sized cities just to produce war equipment Orks: grabs a bunch of scrap metal, puts it in a way that vaguely resembles a pistol , calls it a day. (sorry for bad english btw)
The best thing about orks is that this has a 50/50 of either exploding apart after two shots or working better than a finely crafted Eldar weapon. Either result can happen, and the orks find that both results make perfect sense. If it jams: "oi, damn fing is gettin an atty-tude! Ya gots to smack it right good once in a while to remind it who's boss! " If it breaks: "eh, course it broke, zoggin thing wasn't shooty enuff fer all dis good dakka! Who cares? Next one's gonna be even shootier!" If it works perfectly: "of course it works, ya git! its got all da right shooty bits in all da right places! why wouldn't it work? are you zoggin stupid?"
*Techpriest in the background:* [incoherent binaric screeching] *Eldar bonesinger:* [exasperation at the simple, whimsical efficiency of Ork tech that BY VAUL SHOULD NOT FUNCTION! IT'S NOT FAIR!!] *Tau Earth caste:* [Visible confusion] *Necron Cryptek:* [Quiet relief that the shootas are only a fraction of how destructive they were back in the War in Heaven. Also laughing at the Eldar's meltdown]
I now imagine that once you start getting 1000+ orks in one general area cartoon sound effects just start happening on their own and it gets more and more cartoony until eventually it hits critical ork boyz mass and they all go rubberhose
Now dat iz a proppa shoota! But I haz a question? Do ya paintz it red ta make da bullets shoot fasta? Or do ya paintz it yellow, cauz that is a good shoota right there!
This just convinced me that Ed would totally play Orks. Edd might play Tau, or Eldar, or maybe even AdMech. Eddy would absolutely play Space Marines tho.
You know this reminds me of what I was thinking when I comes to the complexity of a shoota, is it that with out the power of a waaagh! Mekboys have to make the shoota as realistic as possible so that it works properly, and when in the proximity to a very big waaagh, the shoota can be made with a hollow barrel, a hammer and a handle to hold on to, with a magazine sticking out of it, because if the orks thinks it works then I just works, *Don’t question it*
The rust gives you extra grip
It also gives you tetanus if you’re lucky
grip on the bullets (that's bad)
@@mattvin2503 nah, it let dah shoota toss da dakka really really ‘ard
@Burnell555
ORKY FUNGI AINT WORRIED BOUT NO TETANUS, GIT!
@@Burnell555no, the rust adds extra toxin damage when you bash peeps on the head with your shoota.
OI! Ya didn't paint it, ya GIT!
IS REDDISH ALREADY INNIT YA GIT??? GET OUTTA MAH MEKSHOP AFOR AH PAINT YA!
Ya see, iz waz gonna paintz it, but the git who ordered it was gonna have one of da grits paintin it forz ‘im
the rust IS the paint!
Shud be bloo cuz dats da best
Mek it purple dat way it doos bez sneak
This video gave me the idea that ed edd n eddy sfx are just playing constantly in the ork's heads. And that is a very funny concept
Yes!
Maybe bcuz of their psychic powers it could play irl too
Oh god an Ed, Edd and Eddy but they're all orks would be AMAZING!
I thought it was making it seem like it was orcs from 40K
@@zathary564 the imperium of man just fighting orcs while ed edd n eddy music plays
Oi'm really wishin' the mekboyz would stop puttin' legs on the soddin shootas.
Can't be using the dakka if the dakka keeps runnin' away from ya
Datz bekauz you'z made the dakka angry you zog. I'z 'eard from da metal umie'z, dem tek priestz sayz you'z must treat the dakka with respek. You'z muzt luv da dakka loik you'z luv waaghh. Then' only da dakka usez it'z legs and stand stil'. It stand'z so still you'z not even got rekoil'. And no rekoil mean'z yous got more 'ands for anotha dakka.
a troof is, youz iz actushually a stinkin grot tr'in to justify legz on dakka so you can cach it and youz it yerself
@@then00brathalostechpriest rituals only work because orks saw them work once confirmed.
Bu' what about makin' da dakka run to ya? What about dat, ya zog?
@@the8626 Oooh. Oi 'adn't thought about dat. Now dats real cunnin'
It’s a proven Orkological fact that, indeed, speed holes in the shooty-tube make the bullets go faster.
DIZ POZT WUZ FAC CHECK'D BY TROO ORKISH GITZ
DA'Z DA BLOODY TROOF ROIGHT DERE MOITE.
Oi! Wot bout paintin te ammo red to go even mo zoggin fasta?
Rememper ta paint da bulletz yellow for da biggest shiny-est boom
@@gangsterguardsman4576
*Mister Torgue approves*
Like painting the car red so it would go faster type of deal
Meanwhile, a techpriest is in the corner choking to death in his seizure.
++Statement: I smell toast.++
++Query: Does anyone else smell burning toast?++
**HL2 ragdoll clipping sound**
Same techpriest is utterly befuddled by half the features engineered into the MG34 and sees it as a supreme artifact of the Omnissiah, rather than just a stubber that isnt designed for Ogryns rather than people.
The cartoon sound effects are perfect because Orks work on cartoon logic while everyone else has to suffer the consequences.
"Had it backwards the whole time" honestly sounds like the most accurate thing a Mekboy would blunder on, just imagine how many times some Ork boyz would pull the trigger and the bullet comes out from the back.
I feel like the WAAAGH fields would make it shoot from the right end, just the casing instead of the bullet part.
@@ajh3461 I feel like there's an eternal struggle between mekboys' stupid ideas and the WAAAGH!!! field desperately trying to keep the machines running.
Mekboy used force/WAGGGGGHHHHHH to pull the parts he needed toward him.
Da mekboy maybez a lil weird, but hez still a krumpin' gud mekboy
An absolutely legendary front page pull.
Don't forget to put flame decals on the gun and bullets. It makes it go even faster.
Let me get this straight. Putting flame decals on the bullet obviously makes said bullet go faster.
The real question is does putting flame decals on the GUN make the bullets go faster too, or does it increase the gun’s rate of fire (by making the bolt go faster)?
In other words: Does putting flame decals on the gun increase rate of fire or muzzle velocity?
Edit: I guess it could do both…
Only out of Ork shootas do we see the entire cartridge being fired. Bullet, casing, all of it out a barrel with too narrow a bore until it becomes convenient.
Flames on gun+red bullets+speed holes=lightspeed.
@@mr.tweaty Top Orkish scientific minds are still researching the answer to this question (experiments have proven inconclusive).
Real.
love how he just stares at the aiming thingy (i forgot its name) and just tosses it aside
It's called an anti air sight
@@gasmaskloner6180 Uhh.. PLANE AIMR' IZZIT!!, TIS FOR FLAKBOYZ SO DEYY KAN SHOOT AT PLANEZ!!.
Read : +1 to hit when shooting at target with FLY keyword.
real greenskin commenter
@@gasmaskloner6180But air good. It lets flyboys go fly. Good mekboy smart to not kill air
Stoopid mek, sights not for aimin, they are so you can SEE the beakies die better, ovverwise they would be called AIMS, not SIGHTS.
Subtitles, if anyone wanted them:
Put da metal bit 'ere, toighten dis gubbin...
_Eeeeuurrehhh,_ sure, why not?
C'MERE YA GIT!
Oop, 'ad it backwardz da whole time!
hurhurhurhurhur...
Make sure ya got speed 'oles in ya shooty toob!
C'mon ya zoggin... git-! Grhhh-!
Lil squig spit loobricayshun...
Hrrrgh... (SUBALUWA) Hm!
Oh Gork, I luv my job...
No IDEA what dis does, but in she goes!
Wiggly bitz to make da bulletz go fasta!
Now da shooty bit, cuz why not?
Don' worry boss, she'll be done by lunchtime! Heh! (Zoggin git...)
Sum noice gun legz, don't let 'er walk away from ya!
An' now... da *_dakka!_* Ha ha! Can _never_ 'ave too much!
An' FINALLY-! Errm, duhhh... _eeerrrrrrr..._ Hm.
OH, ZOG IT!
Shod*
@@khidorahian*Zog
What are you? A stinking humie git?
The Ed, Edd n Eddy ass sound effects fit Orks far more than I could have ever imagined XD
These sound effects make me feel like I’m watching a weird looney tunes bit, EXCELLENT
Ed Edd and Eddy the Knob’eads
They’re Ed, Edd n Eddy sound effects.
The rust makes it red, making the shoota' faster
It's canon that Orks think in Ed Edd n' Eddy sound effects.
Wait hold on... Restoration in reverse... That's quite clever
Fake restoration
none of this rust is real, just decorative paint to farm views
Brootally kunin'
i feel like an imperial citizen watching a pirated ork training video lmao
If dis is a mekboy, den dis is got to be da besh mekboy aiv eva sheen. Mosh meks I kno jus tak a metul teub, duck tap anotha smola teub, an' coll it a dayy.
-My greenskin friend Firefoot Gutspilla
0:42 bros telekinetic. Must be a weird boi disguised as a mekboi
bah doin only one ‘ting for fun is for da stupid ‘Ummies
we need a game that's like Mothergunship but instead it's just orks cobbling together random guns.
common orc casually reinvents MG-42
That's an mg-34 ☝️🤓
I'm glad someone is making fun of this awful fake restoration channel
Hurts my soul watching them "restore" firearms that were "discovered"......in a tupperware tub full of salt water.
Hey there is a chance that it was discovered in a tub of vinegar
@@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx is this even economical to make, even a dug-up MG-34 costs a fair bit. Anyway, thankfully, this one is definitely a bog find, really deteriorated, if they could buy a working one, they wouldn't need the channel
@@ayebraine guess it all depends on your location and gun laws. In the US this gun would have to be rendered inoperavle since it wasn't registered under the NFA by 1986. So it would be a SOT/FFL gun which makes them not much more expensive then a regular gun. My guess is he bought a parts kit and made it look like a bog gun.....its what almost all these channels do. For example i saw one guy "restore" a desert eagle that looked just like this.
@@ayebraine this one is not at bog find... metal doesn't "rust" that way if covered in mud, it would be filled with foulness on the inside because bog mud just fills every available empty space (due to pressure and higher density than pure water). They ruined mg34 for likes. Any other gun found in just "water" from 30 and 40 would be rusted all the way though and it would be impossible to even dissemble it. Also, very telling about it being a fake restoration video, ammo box was empty xD
To be fair this is accurate to when im kitbashing for orks :D
Fellow kitbasher here. Can confirm this is how my brain works when in full kitbash mode (and a lot of energy drinks)
I love that you can hear the immense glee this mekboy is experiencing from building a shoota
Absolutely giddy ork reassembles a machine gun while stoned out of his mind on some mind-altering substance that makes him hear cartoon sound effects.
the ed edd n eddy sound effects really help you believe that the thing's going to work
Starts fixing an umie pistol.
Somehow made an Emperor Class battle-barge.
Orkz imagination at its weakest.
*"What are they doing?"*
*"They're starting to believe."*
No such thing as an Emperor class battle barge.
Battle barges are astartes fleet battleships, they come in 3 marks and have a utilitarian, shorter design
Emperor classes are Imperial Navy battleships, mix carrier/gunboats with a longer, ornamented design
@@tau-5794 "No such thing as an Emperor class battle barge."
_Hol' on a minute. Yooz is tellin' me humies don't give da beakiez, da best humies fer a good scrap, zoggin' yuge ships named afta da Emprah to go 'round in to get to da foight?! NO WUNDA DA EMPERUM IZ FALLIN' APART! YOUZ LOT IZ BEING PLAIN UNLOGICAL!_ - Ork Mekboy baffled at (to Orks) human absurdity.
And remember,it might not look functional,but if the ork believes it'll shoot,it will...
I like how he has no idea where to put the aim sights as if the only weapons the Mek Boi has ever used in his life were exclusively melee or short-ranged
Y'know Ed, Edd & Eddy sound effects and MEKBOY TALK aside- what really cracks me up is the fact that this is technically a backwards restoration video and by the end of it you're bound to get tetanus by touching anywhere across the thing's surface. True craftsmanship
Mythical yt pull
This really is the Mekboy Armorer experience.
The Ed Edd and Eddy SFX just, add to it.
I love this, I love everything about this. The "ZOG IT!!!" at the end had me rolling!
the legend of sound designer johnny 2x4 lives on. nothing else compares to the nuance of a mexican's car horn
0:19-0:21 - l wish l would make those sound effects when l try to fix stuff.
in the book Brutal Kunnin its explained that some Orks understand the concept of aiming, they just choose not to in favor of "Letting Gork and Mork decide where the bullets go"
Fallout raiders making guns:
It's funny because the mycelial network does most of the 'heavy lifting' granting instant, instinctual knowledge on how to turn ANYTHING metal into a lethal weapon.
One shutters to imagine what inhumane inventions lie behind a mekboy’s workshop’s closed doors.
Ed Edd n eddy is supreme ork energy, you’re a fucking genius
the Uhh, Uhhh, at the sight on the end got me the most
In case you were wondering, the song is called "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott
The Imperium: has continental sized cities just to produce war equipment
Orks: grabs a bunch of scrap metal, puts it in a way that vaguely resembles a pistol , calls it a day.
(sorry for bad english btw)
You honestly did really well. Be proud of yourself.
Doin fine mate, well done
I love the sound effects in the background xD Propah car'oony!
This is so utterly perfect, I cant stop watching it lmfao. Great work!!!
Lore accurate btw
god I love your memes
I love that this is just a restoration video played in reverse. Perfect for orks!
when he added the speed holes I knew this guy was a genius
Ork guns LITERALLY look like this
I love how he sounds a bit like mr frog from smiling friends, which is exactly how I think Orks should sound
the cinematic footage makes this more hilarious
Ed Edd and Eddy Orks are exactly what 40K needs
Love that he throws the aiming reticle to the side.
This Ork sounds suspiciously like Grog from Vox Machina...
You need to do more of these. This is fantastic
The best thing about orks is that this has a 50/50 of either exploding apart after two shots or working better than a finely crafted Eldar weapon. Either result can happen, and the orks find that both results make perfect sense.
If it jams: "oi, damn fing is gettin an atty-tude! Ya gots to smack it right good once in a while to remind it who's boss! "
If it breaks: "eh, course it broke, zoggin thing wasn't shooty enuff fer all dis good dakka! Who cares? Next one's gonna be even shootier!"
If it works perfectly: "of course it works, ya git! its got all da right shooty bits in all da right places! why wouldn't it work? are you zoggin stupid?"
*Techpriest in the background:* [incoherent binaric screeching]
*Eldar bonesinger:* [exasperation at the simple, whimsical efficiency of Ork tech that BY VAUL SHOULD NOT FUNCTION! IT'S NOT FAIR!!]
*Tau Earth caste:* [Visible confusion]
*Necron Cryptek:* [Quiet relief that the shootas are only a fraction of how destructive they were back in the War in Heaven. Also laughing at the Eldar's meltdown]
does anyone kbnow what the sound effect at 0:19 is??
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@@SpottedHares thank you I've been trying to find that effect for bloody years
Ed edd n eddy everything is
Orkboyz shootasmiffin, and EEnE sound effects.
Man, that goes hard.
It needs more dakka
I now imagine that once you start getting 1000+ orks in one general area cartoon sound effects just start happening on their own and it gets more and more cartoony until eventually it hits critical ork boyz mass and they all go rubberhose
Someone needs to animated this, I'm not kidding!
Who needs iron sights when you have _instinct?_
I need SO much more of this
The ending was the cherry on top
Soviet reverse engineering be like.
The EENE sound effects!
WAAAGH!!! WITNESS MEE!!!!
Oi how much teef for dis one?
I love the ed edd n eddy sound effects
Now dat iz a proppa shoota! But I haz a question? Do ya paintz it red ta make da bullets shoot fasta? Or do ya paintz it yellow, cauz that is a good shoota right there!
Restoration channels on smart boosters
If they add the sight they be hitting tagets from miles away
Oi loiks de Ork, Orkk and Orkky sound effeks you used!
I could have sworn I had already seen this one
Instant subscription
Seems like orcs from 40k
Of course he has no idea what do do with the sight.
Thank you for my new favorite ork video
This just convinced me that Ed would totally play Orks. Edd might play Tau, or Eldar, or maybe even AdMech. Eddy would absolutely play Space Marines tho.
Tech Persists be like: You gotta pray to it first.
Ed Edd and Eddy sounds
me kitbashing my models
OI DAT IZ ZOGGIN FUNNY, TZANK YE, GIT!
Do they actually called the gun barrel “speed tubes” 😂😂😂
No ya git! We call da holes speed tubes!
Perfection.
I just imagine this what goes on in a mek’s shed when their working on some monstrosity of a invention
The gun later proceeded to explode taking out both the orks and the guard regiment they were fighting
AT LEAST DA GUN'S RED, SO IT SHOOTS FASTA! EVERY GIT KNOWS RED WUNS GO FASTA!!!
NOW DIS iZ A TRU ORKY TUTORIAL! Dat roight der is a video I’z be zogging savin
I love this video so much, I’m not even a huge fan of warhammer
take notes, mechanicus
Daz a gud shoota, mekkie. Get it a gud home
Not only is this absolutely hilarious, but I found it when it had 40K views. Gork and Mork be praised!
oh. my. zogg. datz roight bootiful dat iz. Naughw givez e'er 'ere 'fore I krumpz yah.
Hear me out: rust sprayer...
You know this reminds me of what I was thinking when I comes to the complexity of a shoota, is it that with out the power of a waaagh! Mekboys have to make the shoota as realistic as possible so that it works properly, and when in the proximity to a very big waaagh, the shoota can be made with a hollow barrel, a hammer and a handle to hold on to, with a magazine sticking out of it, because if the orks thinks it works then I just works, *Don’t question it*
DAZ A ROIGHT BLUDEE SHOOTA DERE!
he loves his job, can't complain